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The Gods We Can Touch

Chapter One: My Dream

|Aemond Targaryen x Strong!Reader|

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Summary: The older twin of Prince Jacaerys Velaryon, you were a picture of the maiden, untouched and untainted by man's sins. At least, that was what Alicent Hightower believed when she held you in her arms moments after her old friend's labors. You were her shining light, her dream. Though you were never hers, she believed you were meant to be.

What will become of you as time passes and the Queen's shining light grows within the blackened darkness? Will her eldest son's morbid fascination with the light burn the realm? Or will her second son's obsession with the only daughter of Rhaenyra Targaryen change the course of the Seven Kingdoms as we know it?

Author's Note: Let's celebrate the first episode of season 2 with a new story! I'm publishing this before the show airs, so let's say a tentative prayer in case the first episode is Blood & Cheese. Thank you for reading! (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

Chapter Warnings: sexism (it's a patriarchal feudalistic society), brief descriptions of childbirth and death related to it, Alicent being delulu.

When Viserys Targaryen's wife, Aemma of House Arryn, had failed pregnancy after failed pregnancy, a girl was a welcomed result. It proved not only to Aemma herself and her King Husband that she could produce a child but to the realm that there was hope for a son, a much-preferred result.

“My dreams, my dreams! What has become of their sweetness? What indeed has become of my youth?” - Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin

If a daughter were to be born seconds before a brother, it did not matter. He was the heir. If she was born decades before a boy, it did not matter. He was the heir. Or so the realm believed until the reign of Viserys of House Targaryen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Son of Baelon and Alyssa Targaryen, Grandson to the Old King Jaehaerys.

Queen Consort Aemma Arryn died in pursuit of something she could not control, screaming, wailing, begging her husband not to cut her open, but he did not listen, for the birth of a son was more important than the life of a woman.

The infant Baelon Targaryen died a day later, leaving King Viserys a widower with only a daughter with the same fair skin and hair as the woman he murdered. The woman who laid slain on her birthing bed, bright blue irises now glassy, blood pooling from her womb, was given a Targaryen funeral along with the Heir for a Day, as her good brother called him, her last surviving child whispering, “dragon fire” through tears, with the encouragement of the same man who lusted after her and the throne.

The result of a mother’s and son’s death gave way to grief and anger. Viserys, blinded by the insults levied against his dead child, broke centuries of tradition and named Westeros’ first female heir Rhaenyra Targaryen.

Daemon Targaryen was furious at the abuse of being cast aside for a girl of ten and four and took to Dragonstone, the rightful seat of the Iron Throne's successor, with his whore, Lady Misery, an enslaved Lysene sold into the sex trade that became the Prince's favorite mistress.

Daemon did not hate his niece. He loved his family far more than anyone believed, so he surrendered when the Realm's Delight flew on her dragon to confront her uncle.

Less than a year later, not nearly long enough to mourn the death of two people, Viserys Targaryen married Alicent of House Hightower, daughter of the Hand and dearest friend to his daughter. The King saw the union as an act of fortunate duty and desire instead of love. On that much, the young Alicent Hightower could agree. Perhaps, he thought, it was a way to ensure his daughter would always have her closest Lady around, but Viserys was a fool . He could not see past his blinding grief and selfish lust that he tore the two girls apart.

Rhaenyra Targaryen's mother was a girl her age, a girl she longed to have to accompany her on Syrax, explore the East, and eat cake, but that was never meant to be. The Gods provided as quickly as they took, and her lifelong confidant viewed her with such hate and distaste that Rhaenyra soon began to consider her the same.

“Stepdaughter,” Alicent called her at the Princess's wedding feast to Ser Laenor of House Velaryon. Her voice laced with enough venom, and her dress so green you would mistake her for a snake. This gave Rhaenyra a sickening feeling in her gut, which soon hardened into one of cool indifference.

And that was how they lived.

Silent and icy indifference as Queen Alicent walked through the Targaryen halls of the Red Keep in Hightower Green, birthing the King his first surviving sons and second daughter.

However, there was a moment of repreave in the Queen's and the Princess's glacial flippancy when her forgotten ally fell pregnant for the first time.

Alicent could not help herself from caring for her old friend during her first pregnancy. She quickly fell back into the role of her Lady, supplying Rhaenyra with food, oils, clothing, and occasionally companionship during the quarrelsome nine moons.

The Queen had almost found it within her heart to forgive Rhaenyra for her lies and false swearing beneath the Heart Tree all those years ago, and she did until the labors when she saw the brown tuft of hair atop a young babe's head.

At the time, Alicent did not have a moment to contemplate what that meant before her friend screamed, holding on so tightly to her hand that she thought it might break as the rest of the infant emerged. The babe's face was so purple and cord wrapped around their neck that Alicent nearly cried, fearing life had repeated itself. The nursemaids quickly cut the blue and pink veiny line that connected the child to its mother, turning the babe upside down and spanking it on the back until its cries rang out throughout Maegor’s Holdfast.

A girl.

There, screaming and curling their once lifeless fist, were you , the firstborn child of Rhaenyra Targaryen, only by a mere moment, finally breathing and wailing as they swaddled you in an embroidered black and red cloth, a boy soon following.

“What shall you name them, your highness?” the eldest midwife asked, nearly as out of air as Rhaenyra.

“We…” the princess breathed heavily, positioning herself in the birthing chair. “We had only thought of a boy with the help of Lord Corlys. Jacaerys,” she panted, her cheeks tinged pink, either from exertion or embarrassment from being so thoughtless. Alicent did not know.

The nurse holding Rhaenyra’s son passed him to her, all eyes lingering on that same flattened-down dark hair. “Shall we wait for the Prince, your highness?” another question, holding the unnamed girl.

“I think,” Rhaenyra groans, shifting her weight to account for the new one, “we shall be waiting for a while should my husband suddenly return from his travels.” She glanced at Alicent, watching her once closest friend pick at the skin of her nails. She grinned, a brilliant idea coming to mind as she ordered the maid to give her daughter to the Queen. 

Alicent's doe eyes widened as she accepted. She peered down at the tiny bundle before her, still crying, purple face now a deep red and full of life. The Queen did not know what came over her as she leaned, bringing the child’s blotchy forehead to her lips, inhaling the unique scent only a newborn has. She noticed the muscles around where the babe's brows should be twitching, opening her eyes to reveal a mirror of Alicent’s own looking at her.

The Queen forgot for a moment that she was not her own and that she should be alarmed that the child's eyes bore no resemblance to their parents. Yet the Queen continued to smile down at the small fidgeting bundle in her grasp, her arms wiggling themselves out of their confines to clench and unclench. The cries now became softer but still there. Sounds that used to cause Alicent great distress now soothe her uneasy soul like a salve to a wound. 

“What shall we call her, my Queen?” Rhaenyra questioned, a crooked smile on her face as Alicent broke from her revere. Her plush lips parted in surprise, looking as if a deer caught grazing alone in a field.

The Queen appeared bewildered, unprepared for such a monumental task; all faces turned to her. “I… I am unsure, Princess. I did not come prepared for such an honor.”

Rhaenyra kept the same lopsided grin on her lips, showing the tips of her white teeth. “Tis all mine. It's an honor to have the Queen Consort of the Seven Kingdoms name my first born daughter.”

“An honor I accept gladly,” Alicent rushed, worried that her refusal would shatter their peace.

She paused, pursing her lips in thought. Despite having three and another on the way, she had never named a child. Helaena was the closest she had ever gotten, a familiar name within the Reach but made to fit the traditional Targaryen spelling. Alicent would have something to herself, one tiny sliver of something that belonged to her, and she was unsure what to do with it. She was confident that Rhaenyra would be content with any name she chose, but she wanted it to be unique, to mean something more than just a word.

Alicent thought of her mother then—her darling mother, whom she barely had a chance to spend life with before a fever took her. A mother that her father said she looked like an extension of, and suddenly, only one name felt right.

The Queen was constantly conflicted about every choice she made, every move. From the food she ate to the clothes she wore, Alicent always worried herself over it, wondering if she had made the correct decision, but in this, she was sure. No man, woman, or God could sway her from this choice. It was right. The Queen could feel it in the marrow of her bones that it was so.

“Aelora.”

Aelora, my light.

The King came bursting moments later, a servant dressed in a crimson gown, white apron, and cap standing anxiously beside him. He immediately went straight into the room, brushing past his wife in favor of his daughter. Alicent felt a sour taste in her mouth at the notion, pulling the quiet lump tighter to her chest.

“A boy and a girl!” Viserys excitedly hollered, Rhaenyra passing Jacaerys to him. Anxiousness settled over the birthing chamber, the midwives and maids observing with worrisome eyes at the head of brown hair. “ Ah! And I see they have inherited my favorite cousin's hair.”

He held the newborn with a reverence Alicent had never seen with her own, and she stepped back into the shadows of the onlookers. She peered down, catching the babe's eyes shut and face slack, still with the fresh scent of birth. She brought you to her forehead again as she took in this brief moment of joy, nose nuzzling the infant’s as she grunted at the intrusion.

“Aelora, the Gods’ Light. My shining light,” she whispered so softly against the babe's satin-smooth skin that it drifted into the air like dust, lost in the wind. 

“Oh, and her eyes, too!” Viserys beamed, hoisting Jacaerys into the air as the wetnurses squealed in terror. “She will make a fine queen one day, and should the Gods allow it, you, a king.” Rhaenyra laughed at her father's antics, already planning the children’s marriage. She was too high on the feeling of birthing not one but two healthy babes, a boy and a girl, no less to care. Alicent's amber eyes flicked to her husband and then to your plump face, a frown pulling her lips.

Aegon had come quickly and without fuss. Though Alicent was merely a girl of ten and six when it happened, the moments leading up to it frightened her thoroughly. She worried her nails down to the quick, the pink fleshy beds exposed and bleeding whenever she would use too harsh of a grip.

She knew of what happened to Aemma Arryn, that the babe was stuck and couldn't turn to leave the womb, at least to the Maester’s belief. He gave the King a choice, not the woman who was writhing in pain as her body contracted, to either let the process play out with the chance that the child and his wife could perish or have him slice her open from hip to hip, dig through her guts and blood to pry the child out. Aemma Arryn had no voice in the matter from what she heard from the midwives, as her husband allowed a man to pull Prince Baelon straight from her womb.

Alicent did not want to face the same fate and prayed to the Mother day after day, night after night, until her knees were yellow and blue, and even then, she continued her efforts. She was alone in all this, with no one to confide in. Her father had told her to do her duty when she expressed concern. He assured her the King would allow no such thing if she did everything correctly. He offered no comfort, and Alicent longed for her dearest Princess. Her prayers were answered when that fateful day came, and the labors lasted no more than an hour.

She birthed a healthy boy with blonde hair and purple eyes, but even then, Viserys did not act the way he was now with Rhaenyra's children. A means to end all the uncertainty of an heir, her father said in words of solace. She hadn't understood what he meant then. Rhaenyra was the heir, crowned Princess of Dragonstone, and Lords swore allegiance to her across the realm. To Alicent, there was no uncertainty until there was.

Until Otto Hightower planted the rot that festered and spread in her mind that the girl she grew up alongside, the girl she spent so many days and nights with, the girl that had said she would forget her duty and fly off across the world eating nothing but cake with her friend by her side, would murder Alicent's children so they could not depose her reign.

She did not believe Rhaenyra was capable of cruelty, but then again, she had once considered her incapable of lying to her and was proven wrong.

She began to fuss as if the infant in her embrace could sense the Queen's unrest. Her delicate little face scrunched up as Alicent bounced her softly, cooing soothingly. She smiled despite her unpleasantness within, unfazed by the sudden outburst, unlike when Helaena had her fits as a child. Her daughter would have to meet her niece and nephew, along with Aegon. Aemond was too young. She wouldn't be able to keep a close eye on him.

Though he was half the size of Aegon when he was born, he had grown twice as fierce. At barely three years old, his nursemaids had to ceaselessly follow the moonlight-haired boy less than a step away lest he jump down a flight of stairs just to see if he could. Once, when Alicent dismissed the servants from Aemond's chambers as he readied for bed, she turned her back on him for a singular blink, and he opened his balcony doors and climbed over the railing to get a better view of the night sky. Alicent remembered how he kicked and screamed as she yanked him from the ledge, saying words and phrases she never knew, even at the age she was now.

“My Queen,” the wetnurse called like she had repeated herself as Alicent looked at the girl. “The young Princess needs her first feeding.” The woman held out her arms for her to hand over the fussing bundle, a calm but concerned expression on her face.

Alicent refused, curling her limbs as the babe squirmed, her cries becoming ear-piercing screams. She knew the child needed to eat but could not force her body to release the girl. It was as if her very bones denied the movement that was not keeping the hungry infant close to her. The fleeting thought that Alicent could feed the girl herself crossed her mind, but she shook it away, realizing the ludacrisy of it. It was improper for a woman of nobility to nurse their child. That's what the maids were for, the Queen told herself.

The wetnurse peered at her curiously, walking a pace closer, but Alicent stepped back as if she attempted to harm her. “The King has not held her yet,” she protested, looking towards her King-Husband in an attempt to prolong her time.

“All is well, Alicent. What kind of King refuses to let their babe grandchild eat?” he jested, tilting his head to the side playfully and exposing a gaping smile. It made Alicent want to vomit.

When she doesn't move to listen, the Queen stared at her husband like her silence could serve as a rejection of his words. Viserys sighed as Rhaenyra watched with piqued interest, wordlessly handing Jacaerys to another maid.

“Alicent, give her the child.”

She hesitated again, her brown eyes flickering to Rhaenyra when she did not offer for Alicent to stay while the maids worked. Once again, she mused bitterly, watching the infant intently as she relented. I give my dream away to you. A dream that was never indeed mine.

The Queen bowed to the Princess, congratulating her on the success as she took her leave, hand splaying over the swollen stomach of her emerald green gown. It felt too tight, the once smooth fabric now itching at her skin, the fine hairs on her arms catching between the threads.

How stupid she was to believe in Rhaenyra’s kindness. She felt like a girl again, the same girl who stood beneath the Weirwood, listening to her friend swear on her mother’s memory that she had not lain with a man, only to find out there was moontea delivered to her chambers.

A sudden kick was sent to the Queen's abdomen, halting her brisk pace as she doubled over within the pale redstone hall. Ser Criston Cole arrived moments later, helping her rise to her feet. She soothed the afflicted area with her palm, no doubt the cause being her own making. Despite the growing life inside of her, the Queen has now done it four times. Alicent believed the moment she laid her wide amber eyes on yours was the closest she had ever felt to being whole with someone in her life. It’s as if the child's very being was now a part of her, and every moment she was away, it felt as if she was missing a piece of her soul.

Rhaenyra flaunts and does as she pleases, lies, and tricks all she pleases. It made Alicent furious with a rage she had not felt for nearly a decade. Aelora will not become like her mother. The Green Queen will not allow it, even if she has to twist and shape the clay of Aelora's mind into something of her own. Aelora is her dream. She is the Gods' shining light, and Alicent will be damned if she allows Rhaenyra to blacken her glow.

Septon Eustace's Recount of Princess Aelora I Targaryen's Early Life

The young Velaryon princess, later taking her mother’s namesake, grew into a spritely and mischievous child, playing jests on her Septa and Prince Aemond with the aid of her brothers and the eldest of the Queen’s children, Prince Aegon. She did not develop into a traditional Targaryen beauty with blonde hair and violet eyes; instead, she had a golden chestnut crown with eyes to match. Many said she resembled Queen Alicent, though if anyone made the error of voicing it, they faced Princess Rhaenyra’s wrath.

Though her features were plain by Targaryen standards, the realm rejoiced in her beauty. Lords and ladies commissioned portraits of her countenance throughout the kingdom, proudly displaying a halcyon halo of red rubies adorning the top of her divine facade. The common folk coined the name “The Gods' Light” for the sweet girl. A glimpse of her was as close as one would get to the Maiden, and they cherished it whenever Princess Rhaenyra's faction made rare journeys to the Grand Sept.

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I'm excited to write for my favorite war criminal, Visenya Incarnate, Aemond Targaryen. I'm just super happy to write Aemond smut! I'm also taking a different approach to this story because it will solely be based on the show (to the best of my ability), not the book, and will be released with the same progression. It will have accounts of the reader's life through the eyes of the Maester's. Of course, there will be some cannon divergence and whatnot, considering we're introducing a new character into the fray. This fic will also be a lot darker than what I've written in the past, including content such as childhood sexual assault and the after-effects of it, self-harm, depression, suicide, and unhealthy sibling dynamics/relationships.

This story is told from the second person's perspective. The reader only has a name for the sake of a title and the description of Strong features.

Y'all have no idea how fulfilling writing has been for me. It's given me purpose when I've felt like I had none. It's helped my mental health by giving me an outlet for self-expression and a good source of distraction from all the worries I have in life. I wish I could get paid for this!

I hope y'all will enjoy the story as much as I will writing it, and of course, thank you so much for taking the time to read this. You genuinely have no idea how much your support means to me, but I will continue to express it in the best way I know how. ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

Ps. Alicent's mom's name is unknown in the show and the book, so I'm creating a name that combines my original idea with traditional Targaryen spelling.

Pronunciation: Uh-lore-uh, Ae-lore-uh

Origin: Latin

Meaning: dream, dreamer, shining light.

Biblical Meaning: God is light, God's light.

Tagged Peeps: @millies0bsimp, @britt-mf

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SENTIENT AI MASTERLIST

suggest your own if you have any

AM [IHNMAIMS]

Announcer Bot [Regular Show]

Blaine [The Dark Tower]

Biograft [Phighting]

Bobert [TAWOG]

Boxbots [OK KO]

Butlertron [Clone High]

Butter Bot [Rick & Morty]

Caine [The Amazing Digital Circus]

Cart [Regular Show]

Closet [Barbie Life in a Dreamhouse]

Collosus [Collosus]

Commander Tartar [Splatoon 2]

Computer [Courage The Cowardly Dog]

Companion Cube [Portal]

Computer [Invader Zim]

Conner [Detroit Become Human]

Cores (all of them) [Portal]

Crash [Awful Hospital]

Cyborg Noodle [Gorillaz]

Deborahbot [Mitchells Vs The Machines]

Droids [Star Wars]

Dr Oid [Pluto's Reprisal]

Edgar [Electric Dreams]

Enzo [Midnight Horrors]

Eric [Mitchells Vs The Machines]

Fabrication Machine [9]

Folder [HFJONE]

Freda [ATHF]

Fridge DJ [ITFT]

Fun Bot [Sprunki]

Fun Computer [Sprunki]

Giffany [Gravity Falls]

GIR [Invader Zim]

Guardian [Collosus]

Gummigoo [The Amazing Digital Circus]

Hal 9000

Helkhod [Midnight Horrors]

Iterators [Rain World]

Jailbot (all iterations) [Superjail!]

Jenny [MLAATR]

Jumping Jhonny Jumble [Crashbox]

Kara [Detroit Become Human]

Karen (both iterations) [Spongebob Squarepants]

Kinitopet [Kinitopet]

Mepad [Inanimate Insanity]

Mephones (all of them) [Inanimate Insanity]

Metal Sonic [Sonic]

Metal Steve [Bunny VS Monkey]

Monika [DDLC]

Mr. Floccin / Lewiz Floccinaucinihilipilification [TAWOG OC]

Octus [Sym-Bionic Titan]

Orca [Splatoon]

OUTRAGE [OUTRAGE]

PA.I.nter [Pressure]

PAL [Mitchells Vs The Machines]

Patricia [The Dark Tower]

PDA [TPOT]

PO3 [Inscryption]

Professor Rocket [Crashbox]

Prototype [Regretevator]

Remote [BFB]

RGB2 [Regular Show] (in my heart he will always be sentient ai. 🙁)

Rick's Car [Rick & Morty]

Robot Flower [BFDI/BFB/TPOT]

Robot Jones [Whatever Happened to Robot Jones]

Robots [Crashbox]

SAL9000 [2010]

Scag [Regretevator]

Senpai [Friday Night Funkin]

S.H.I.V.A. [Submachine Series]

Squid [Will You Snail?]

SQUIP [Be More Chill]

Sox [Lightyear]

Speakerboxes [BFDI]

Tau [Tau]

Texty [HFJONE]

Tobor [Mysims]

TV [BFB/TPOT]

V1 & V2 [Ultrakill]

Vee [Dandy's World]

Vira [Midnight Horrors]

Wheatley [Portal]

WOPR [Wargames]

World Machine [Oneshot]

WX-78 [Don't Starve]

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(female reader)

♡ I imagine the relationship starting as love at first sight (it might be cliche but I like it-)

♡ I have several different ideas of how you two met.

1. you were hired as Aisha's lady-in-waiting or nanny and bonded over a shared love for Aisha

2. you two met at a royal ball and he became intrigued by your uniqueness (because your quirky and not like the other gir-)

3. arranged marriage (this one is kind of unlikely because his parents don't seem like the type to force him to marry someone)

♡ I see this relationship falling into the sun and moon trope. His bright and cheerful personality perfectly complemented your calm and shy demeanor.

♡ When you first met each other, something about you caught his interest, the only problem was that Isis had no clue what that was.

♡ Thus began the crown prince's investigation. He made efforts to become your friend and learn more about you. As he got to know more about you, he slowly started falling in love.

♡ Despite his cheerful disposition, Isis is no fool. I believe that he would immediately be able to figure out when something is wrong and know just how to fix it. Whether it be offering a solution or just listening to your worries, this man has you covered.

♡ Isis is a very family oriented person, so having his family approve of you would be important. Seeing you spending time with Aisha would make him extremely happy. His two favorite people in the world are getting along?! Yippee!

♡ He learned flower language for you. And gave you a knight's oath. And rented out the empire's most popular restaurant for you.

♡ Everyone's jealous of you because this man is everyone's dream boyfriend. Literally memorizes everything you like and plans the most magnificent dates.

♡ This is kind of short but I'm proud of myself since this is my first Tumblr post. Have a nice day!

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𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐞.          e. williams x reader

summary: yn left town after her and Ellie had an explosive argument. after two years, yn returns, but things have changed. 

word count: 1.9k

proofread? when is it ever.

part 2

Smoke clung to your clothing and the hairs inside of your nose. You had chosen the worst place to sit during Dina’s annual bonfire party: On the right, where the breeze pushed the wood debris towards you. It made you smell of barbeque–a smell that would pester you until you bathed in bleach.

You nursed a cup of pineapple juice and tequila and sipped it religiously to take your mind away from the nauseating scent trickling out of your pores. Wood lingered at your feet and trashed your clothes, but you were warm and there was a risk of someone taking your seat if you got up, so you remained planted on the old black lawnchair and drowned in your drink. You had no one to speak to. Dina was off being flamboyant, beautiful Dina, and after being gone for two annual bonfires, no one wanted to speak to you, which added to the list of reasons to fall into the drunk and quiet category.

There may have been other reasons, such as you leaving town with your only excuse being ‘I can’t do this,’ which made no sense to the majority, but made absolute sense to two people, one being Dina and the other being Ellie Williams. Dina was your best friend, and Ellie was the girl of your fucking dreams. She was your girl until you fell into a stupid argument about your insecurities and trust issues and fear of abandonment. She said she couldn’t be with someone who constantly feared their girlfriend would leave them. She said she couldn’t be with someone who took weeks on end searching for trust in their significant other. She said she couldn’t be with someone as insecure as you.

So how did you handle that? You left without a word. A verbal word. You did leave a note, however, explaining how you’d left town to stay with your family. Life had come to be too much and you could no longer do it. So you left. For two years.

And now you were back. Single. Still sad, but confident. Still sad, but trusting. Still sad, but no longer someone with abandonment issues and unresolved trauma. You were a new person, but life was still crashing down on you.

You missed Ellie every day. She used to hold you every night before bed, every morning before you got ready for school, every time you brushed your teeth, dabbed make-up on your face, etc. She used to splatter kisses all over your skin until you shrieked. She would fuck you so well, too. No one could ever live up to how well she was with her mouth and hands. You missed her sweetness, but you could no longer have it back. It had been twenty-four months. Twenty-four months without you, which was long enough for someone to forget and find someone new.

You weren’t being an overthinker, as much as you wanted to be. Your overthinking was finally correct, because according to Dina, Ellie was now with a new girl. A girl with long brown hair and porcelain skin and beautiful brown eyes that looked like honey. Dina didn’t forget to mention her beauty, which shattered your broken heart. She hadn’t realized you still missed Ellie, which wasn’t completely her fault.

After spilling that information, she invited you to her bonfire, which made your insides twist and turn and loop through one another. The thought of her being present at that annual bonfire made you anxious, but it was Dina–and you loved Dina. So you said yes. As long as you were intoxicated, you’d be fine…

You took another sip of your drink and drifted your eyes away from the evergrowing fire after every empty beer can. You glanced over at the people around you: a couple of college girls gossiping, some people making out, some cute couples holding hands as they looked at the orange pit of flames. Then there was Ellie and her girl. They stood next to each other, but they weren’t holding hands or making out. The girl–who was truly beautiful–muttered on and on about something you couldn’t hear, and Ellie was looking at you. You darted your eyes back to the fire and got up as quickly as you could. You swallowed the rest of your drink and jumped out of your seat, moving away from the compelling eyes following you around.

You tried to walk away from the scene as calmly as you could, but you had a couple of drinks and the sadness weighing you down made you stumble. So, you walked as slowly as you could with your eyes gawking into your empty cup.

This failed, however, because you most certainly weren’t paying attention to the right subject. When you walked up the patio steps that followed inside, a stiff body you knew all too well struck yours. You lifted your eyes from your cup and the alcohol you chugged seconds before barrelled up your throat.

“Oh god,” you whispered, to which she said, “Hey.”

You nodded. Your shaky hands tugged your cup to your chest and you continued to drunkenly nod. “Hey,” you returned with a rushing sense of embarrassment kicking your stomach.

“You alright there?”

You swallowed the alcohol burning your mouth and throat and continued to nod. “Yeah. Just gonna go refill my cup.”

Ellie turned her head to catch a better glimpse of you. You hadn’t changed much about yourself since you left, but apparently, there was much to look at. You had dyed your hair blue a couple of times, followed by red, which had faded into a sad shade of purple. You had also gotten a few tattoos that trailed across your skin, but there was little to see from the layers piled atop your naked skin. Besides that, you were the same.

“You look good,” she whispered, like her girlfriend was around, listening to your conversation. Or lack thereof.

“Thanks,” you murmured. “You… too.” She did look good. Her hair was shorter than before, her freckles were more vibrant, like they had overpopulated her face as she’d gotten older. Her body was slimmer, but muscles had now taken over every ounce of ‘childish fat,’ as she had called it. She was beautiful, albeit always being so. She truly was different, but not all of her seemed happy about it.

She nodded. “You were tipping over as you walked over here. I don’t think you should drink anymore.”

You blinked. You regretted telling her she looked good. Or even thinking that she looked fucking beautiful. She was being ugly now.

“And what kind of authority over me do you have?”

“None but no one wants sloppy drunks at Dina’s annual bonfire.”

You scoffed and slid past her, cursing under your breath to distract your mind from telling her to fuck off.

“YN,” Ellie said behind you. You didn’t pay any attention, although Ellie wanted you to speak to her. She was already being nasty two years later, which is something you wished would not be the case. “YN,” she repeated as you slid into the makeshift bar and poured more tequila into your cup. “I’m sorry.”

You grabbed the bottle of pineapple juice and poured some into your cup. You glanced at her and swallowed the lump of cries fighting against your throat. “About?”

“I didn’t mean to say that. I can tell it made you feel some kind of way.”

You shrugged. “Just weird that that’s what you decided to say after I’ve been gone for two years.”

“Yeah well I don’t really know what to say to you.”

“Maybe ask me how I’m doing?” you said as you turned around with your sour drink. “Maybe say ‘Hi, how are you?’”

“I can’t say that.”

“Why not?”

“People who haven’t seen each other in a week or two say shit like that,” she spat. “I haven’t seen you in two fucking years, YN.”

You shrugged. Your heart was already breaking and you had only been speaking to her for two minutes. “Well then I don’t know.”

“How about we talk outside,” Ellie offered, her eyebrows knocking against each other and her mouth flopping down like some imaginary stitches had been ripped off. She seemed hurt, and you were a sad and desperate drunk, so you nodded.

Ellie walked outside–where your seat was now occupied by a hot couple making out–and directed you to a dark corner only lit by the wavering flames many feet away. She leaned against the fence and looked down at you and your shitty purple hair and broken sense of style.

“How are you?”

“As fine as I look,” you answered. Being smart was not on your agenda, but the alcohol partying inside of you was tapping every button it shouldn’t have been touching.

“Well you look fine.”

“You could be a liar.”

“Well I'm not,” she sighed.

“And how do I know that? To me, you are now considered a stranger.”

Ellie sloshed her drink around and threw it into her mouth. She crumpled her cup and threw it into the nearby trash can where it flew right in. The woman was fucking perfect and there you stood, trying to grasp onto life as hard as you could. “I used to be your girlfriend. I am not a stranger, YN.”

“Used to be. You’re now with someone new.”

“And what if she isn’t my girlfriend?”

You sputtered a laugh that sounded like a rotten engine and covered your mouth with your elbow. “Don’t,” you warned. “Ellie, don’t say that.”

“What?”

“You are not going to leave that pretty girl for me. That is fucking–that is illegal.”

“Illegal?” Ellie asked with a smirk dotting along her face.

“Stop,” you warned once more. “She’s nice from what I hear, Ellie. And I left. I left you and Dina without a word. I’m a shitty person, so please do not include me in the shit you have spiraling in your head.”

“Nothing is spiraling in my head.”

You sighed and bit down on your lip. “Ellie, I know you. I know what you think about. I know that you love people way past its expiration date. And I do miss you but I’m no good.”

Ellie’s eyes lit up for a fraction of a minute. “You miss me?”

You pinched your thighs and shut your eyes. “I am no good for you.”

“And how do you know that? You’re now considered a stranger to me.”

“Ellie,” you pleaded with a hand extending towards her. “I used to tell myself that if I returned, I’d give us a second chance. But I can’t give us a second chance because you’re happy! You have a new girl and she’s beautiful and I can tell that she loves you.”

“But what about me?” she whispered.

“What?” you questioned. The alcohol spun you faster and faster and all you could think about was how nice that bush next to Ellie looked.

“I don’t love her,” she spat. “I can’t sleep, I can’t eat. I think about you every day and I try to get over you, but I just can’t. You’re eating me alive even when you’re not here.”

You wanted to scream and cry and kiss Ellie. But you couldn’t. She wasn’t yours anymore. She was off limits, no matter how much you missed her or how much you wanted to wrap your arms around her.

You opened your mouth to speak, but a pair of footsteps rang in your ears and you turned around to face them. The beautiful porcelain girl stood in front of you, with perfect brown hair and an even better looking body.

“Hi,” you said.

“Hi,” she replied. She extended a hand. “Madelaine. Ellie’s girlfriend.”

[moonlightazriel]

Longing for Change /// Aemond X F!Reader

Summary: When the gang rescues a widow, Aemond finds himself getting the chance he always dreamed of. A Red Dead 2 inspired AU.

Warnings: Well, death, smut, robbery and bounty hunting.

Word Count: 3,3K

Notes: I lowkey always wanted Sadie and Arthur to be together so this is me saying it! Yeeeehaw outlaws for life

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Y/N curled against the cold wall, she could hear them, chatting and laughing like they were at a bar, and not HER home. Three days stuck there, not knowing how many they were, how many guns they had, she squeezed her eyes shut, trying to calm the anger rising in her heart.

Three days agonising, wanting to call for her husband, she cried herself to sleep, her body cold, and her thoughts burning with rage, the gunshot still ringed in her ears and she wondered what they had done to his body, did they at least have the decency to bury it? She knew the answer for that question, those rats didn’t have enough respect to do that.

Curled against the cold wall was when she heard it, the knock on the door, one of them getting up to answer, the quick exchange between them before the shots began. She pressed her palms against her ears, trying to muffle the sounds.

Only when she didn’t hear anything, neither voices nor steps, she clutched the dirty kitchen knife and got downstairs, losing her balance and falling on top of someone. The guy was dressed in a heavy coat, he shoved her away, angrily mumbling to himself.

She held the knife up in defence, to which the man scoffed and knocked it out of her hands, yanking her forward by her arm, knocking a candle in the process. He threw her on the snow, the cold terrain making her violently shiver.

“What do we have here?” Someone asked, she looked up, meeting the lilac eyes of a white man, his silver hair was covered by a hat and he wore a fur coat.

“This crazy lady tried to kill me.” The man spat, throwing the knife on the snow, dangerously close to her head.

“That’s not a way to treat a lady, Criston.” The other man kneeled by her side. “Are you okay?”

“Those bastards killed my husband.” She felt the tears falling, but her limbs were too tense for her to try and wipe them away.

“You’re safe now.” He patted her back, helping her to her feet, the smell of smoke drew her attention back to her house, and she cried even harder as she saw the flames engulfing what once was her home. “I’ll give you two options..” he placed the furry coat around her shoulder and she sighed with relief at the warmth. “Either you come with us, or you can stay here.”

She looked at the flames, burning everything that she and Cregan worked so hard for, everything she owned turned to ashes, she wiped her face with the coat’s sleeve, taking a deep breath, she turned to him again.

“I’ll come with you.” The man gently smiled at her. Someone groaned, dressed in a green coat, the man looked at her, he was wearing a hat, a silver hair similar to the older man behind her, but his was much longer, tied behind his back, he was tall, and had a lilac eye, only one, the other was covered by an eyepatch and a long scar crossed his beautiful face.

“Great, Aemond this is…” The man motioned to her, so she would introduce herself.

“Y/N Stark.” Her heart sank after saying the last name of her deceased husband.

“She’s coming back with us, take her with you.” The man ordered, and Aemond nodded. He silently grabbed her hand and pulled her towards a black horse, much bigger than the others she had seen or owned. He easily climbed the horse back and offered a hand for her, she took it, forcing herself up the huge animal, curling against his back, feeling the horse move away to the unknown.

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They were a gang, she learned later, outlaws running away after an unsuccessful bank robbery at the Riverlands. The Targaryen gang, Daemon was their leader, taking a few strangers in here and there, but mostly, the gang was composed of his family members.

Rhea and the girls, Baela, Rhaena and Helaena had took her in, providing her with clothes and words of comfort after she had lost everything, everyone in the gang had their job, either robbing and getting money, helping around the camp or earning money inside the limits of the law.

Y/N was designed to help Larys with the kitchen. The man was an absolute nightmare to work with, always arguing and demanding too much. She dreamed of ripping his flesh open with the cleaver he had given her to chop vegetables.

Despite being strong and knowing how to handle a gun, she hasn't had the energy to leave the camp. They had moved from the cold mountains to a nice warm place hidden in a cliff. The sun was always hot and made the view look breathtaking when it was setting.

Aemond would always check on her, stopping by her tent to talk and ask about her day, telling her about his adventures in the nearby city where he was working as some kind of bounty hunter. He was kind, quiet and very smart, his only eye would look at her intensely as they talked, making her shy under his gaze.

Her eyes would always follow him around the camp, and she would always notice when he was gone, his empty tent always made her heart clench for some reason, a newfound fear of him not returning to the camp was starting to set its claws in her heart. So when he wasn’t near, she would sit around, talking with the twins or reading with Helaena.

Sometimes she would walk to Daemon’s tent, when he wasn’t around, and chat with Rhaenyra, his wife and mother to Jace and Luke, her ex husband Laenor and the man that rumours would say was the father of her children, were also in the gang. She would always find it kinda weird and a bit funny how they managed to get all those people who had some kind of relationship to live together in peace.

She also enjoyed spending some time in Floris' tent, playing with little Jaehaerys, they were the family of Aegon, Aemond and Helaena’s older brother. The trio had run away from their absent father and joined their uncle in the life of crimes.

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“Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you hadn't run away from home?” She asked, sipping on the coffee she had made, she and Aemond sat on a log, near the horses, watching the sunrise.

“I don’t know, I would probably be married to Alys.” He looked at her, his eye studying her features. She was a beautiful and brave woman, she hadn't backed away from their lifestyle, and she wasn’t afraid to protect herself.

“Who is she?” She dared to ask and Aemond shook his head, emptying his coffee mug.

“A girl I fell in love with, she was from a good family, but her father wasn’t very pleased when he found out I had run away to live with my uncle. I tried to ask her to run away with me, but this life isn’t for her.” It didn’t hurt anymore, he had fallen out of love with Alys a long time ago.

“I’m so sorry things happened that way.” She patted his shoulder and Aemond nodded, feeling bold enough to ask.

“What about your husband?” She took a deep breath, looking down, her voice laced with pain and sorrow.

“It was a match for love, I've loved Cregan ever since I first met him, when I was 16. He worked hard to convince my father that he could be a good husband, and we got married at 18. We had our farm, we shared the tasks, took care of everything, he never thought I was less than him, or treated me like I couldn’t do things just cuz I was a woman. He loved me entirely.” She was shivering, he could feel it.

“I’m so sorry they took that away from you.” His arm rested on her shoulders as he pulled her close, she let her head rest on his chest, and for a moment they just stayed like that, in silence, seeking comfort in each others embrace.

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“She’s going to kill him.” Rhaena yelled in Daemon’s face, her cheeks hot from running to his tent. They had moved again, to a camp near a lake and Larys was being particularly annoying with her in this new location.

“What is happening?” Daemon asked the young girl.

“They had a fight, Y/N will kill Larys.” Daemon rushed to the kitchen wagon, finding Larys pressed up against the wooden surface and Y/N holding her beloved cleaver against his neck.

“What if I cut your neck instead and we feast on your meat?” She threatened, face contorted in a angry frown while Larys begged for someone to take her away from him.

“You’re not cooking him.” Aemond said, pulling her by the waist, flush against his chest, while she whined and kicked to be freed from his iron grip.

“Then take me away, I can’t look at him right now.” She pleaded and Daemon agreed.

“Take her to town, we need some supplies anyway.” He dismissed them, and Aemond once again held her hand, pulling her towards a smaller chariot.

“Are you going insane?” He asked, a smirk dancing on his lips as he conducted them towards the city, her chest moved up and down as she tried to control her breathing.

“Yes! I can’t get stuck there anymore with that pig, ordering me around like a dog.”

“But you can’t kill him for that, unfortunately we need him.” She looked at him.

“If you gave me a gun I could.” She mumbled.

“You know how to handle a gun?” He inquired, eyebrows raised.

“Of course I do, I would shoot you with my eyes closed.” She joked and Aemond motioned for the horses to stop.

“Then show me.” He said, handling her a rifle. She weighed the weapon, heavy but not enough to send her falling on her ass if she shot. “Shoot that tree.” He demanded, pointing to a tree a little far away from them.

Y/N positioned the gun, the handle pressed against her shoulder, hand holding the barrel steadily, she took a deep breath, closing one of her eyes, and aiming to the centre of the tree, an imaginary target painted on it. As the air left her lungs, she pulled the trigger, the gunshot startled some birds, who flew away.

Aemond looked at her impressed, climbing out of the chariot and walking towards the tree, where a bullet made a hole in the centre part of the tree. He clapped.

“You know how to shoot.” He said, sitting by her side again.

“Told you so.” She answered. Taking the reins from him and making the horses move.

“I have to say that I’m very impressed.” He eyed her, her cheeks coated in red at his compliment.

They arrived at the city, and Aemond left her alone at the store, buying some of the items the gang required, while he mailed some letters and visited the gunsmith. He looked at the options, opting for a rifle similar to his, a bit smaller but perfect for her.

He found her next to the chariot, the market owner loading the thing while she adjusted her clothes.

“I see that you’ve gone shopping.” He looks at her up and down, she’s wearing pants and a shirt, cowboy boots and a hat, the clothes hug her frame and accentuate the natural curve of her hips. “With clothes like that, you will need a gun like this.” He hands her the rifle.

“It’s perfect.” She thanks him, testing the gun. She pulled the gun around her shoulder, jumping on him in a hug. “Thank you so much for the gift.”

He buried his nose in her hair, feeling the softness of her locks, while his hand caged her against him, resting on her lower back.

“Nothing to thank me, I’ll take you bounty hunting with me. Time to make some money.” She giggles, still feeling his body pressed against her, the sensation was nice.

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Aemond was truthful to his word, they had gotten her a horse and now they were travelling around, hunting criminals and making money legally. They were camping under the stars, tracking some criminal from the Vale of Arryn.

“I’m feeling disgusting.” The moon shone upon his silver hair, as he looked at her. “I’m heading to the lake to clean myself.”

She looked at him, he was already removing his boots and coat. He winked at her, leaving her alone as he headed for the lake. She pondered for a bit, staring at the fire. It’s been a while that new feelings started to blossom on her heart under his attention, she wanted him and she was ready to chase what she wanted.

So she slowly got up, removing her clothes in the chill night breeze, and carefully walked towards the lake. Aemond wasn’t looking at the shore, so he didn’t notice her approaching until her body touched the water.

He turned to look at her, her skin glowing in the moonlight, he could see her silhouette perfectly, her round breasts and the full curve of her hips and ass, the image of her walking towards him immediately sending blood straight to his cock. He didn’t want to think about her that way, she was a widow, but he couldn’t help as he looked at her and sought her company.

“Thought you may want some company.” She declared, an inch away from him, if she walked any closer their naked bodies would be touching.

“Smart girl, as always.” He praised, one hand cupping her breast as the other he pulled her close, she felt her body on fire as they kissed, a kiss so desperate and filled with passion, she hadn't felt a desire like this in months.

She would gladly burn for him and melt away in his touch. His cock was pressed against her thigh, she reached for it, stroking it slowly as Aemond moaned against her lips.

His hands slowly pressed the flesh of her breasts, pinching her nipple, making her shiver. Her core was dripping, and Aemond felt a very pleasant sensation as his finger dipped between her folds, rubbing circles around the bundle of nerves.

“Do you really want it?” He asked, forcing her to open her eyes and look at him.

“Give me everything.” He captured her lips again, grabbing the back of her thighs and pulling her up, she wrapped her legs around his waist as he guided them to the shore. Laying her on top of his clothes.

He kissed her neck, sinking his cock inside her warm hole. She moaned and arched her back, while he set a fast and steady pace. Snapping his hips against hers, making the woman underneath him melt with the pleasure growing on her.

His lips wrapped around her pert nipple, his tongue flickering and sucking the flesh. She dipped her nails in the skin of his back, pulling him impossible close to her. His hips moved so fast and her orgasm hit her so suddenly that she almost blacked out, he kept moving, now in a more slow pace to respect her sensitive walls. He removed his cock, pumping it until he was spilling his seed on her belly.

“You’re mine now.” He said, getting to his knees and taking her back to the lake so they could properly clean themselves now.

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After that, they were inseparable, always leaving camp together and sharing a tent. The gang congratulated them, throwing a party in their name, a party that was rudely interrupted by the law, threatening them and forcing them to move again.

It was weird how whenever Cole disappeared, the law would find them again. Aemond was noticing it too, but Daemon was too stubborn to listen to them.

“I know he’s plotting something.” He groaned, sitting at your shared bed in Dragonstone, where you were hiding now.

“What if we just leave?” She suggested. “We have the money, we can find a place for us, we can live off hunting.” Aemond looked at her.

“I can’t leave Daemon, he took me and my brothers in, I owe him.” He sighed.

“And you paid, everything that you owed him was paid. You did everything that you could to help.” He blinked. “I feel that Criston is up to something, we need to go before we end up being killed.”

Aemond seemed to ponder a bit, he new she was right about everything that she spoke, but he was so afraid to leave.

“I’ll be by your side, forever. We can take Helaena, Aegon, Floris and Jaehe. Anyone will be welcomed. But we must leave.”

“We need money to buy land, and we don’t have much.” She got up, rummaging through her things until she pulled out a letter.

“The bank sent me this, my father died and left me 20.000 dollars, which is more than enough to start again, Aemond.” He quickly read the letter.

“I can’t ask that of you.” He gave her the letter back.

“You’re not asking, I’m giving it to you. You gave me all you are, and I’m giving you all I am. I am yours and this money is ours.”

He got up, pulling her in for a hug and kissing her dearly.

“We will get out.” He promised.

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Dorne was nice, no one knew them there, it was easy to buy a piece of land and start to build their house there. A house big enough to accommodate them and his family.

They left two months ago, sending letters to his siblings, telling where to find them and saying they were more than welcome there.

They had people building the house and the farm, so it was quickly done. They brought animals and seeds, Aemond would go on hunts here and there, going to the nearby town every once in a while to see if they could make money. Pentos paid well, especially bounty hunters, so it was mostly what Aemond did, Y/N joined him sometimes.

He was walking around in the city, looking at the jewellery store, he nervously looked for a ring, he wanted to take her as his wife. She had saved him, he would always be thankful for that. He loved her and wanted to make their love eternal.

Finding the perfect ring he headed home, a wagon and a different horse waited in front of his house. He let his horse under a tree and walked inside, finding people laughing and talking.

Three silver heads turned his way. Jaehaerys was in Floris' lap, Aegon and Helaena both by her side. Y/N served them food. His sister jumped on him, hugging him close.

“I’ve missed you.” She sobbed and he rubbed her back.

“Me too, Hel.” He passed by Aegon, playfully hitting his head on the way, kissing Y/N’s head and greeting Floris.

“Shall we start now?” Aegon spoke.

As soon as they left, the gang collapsed. Criston was planning on taking Daemon to the law, get the reward price for his head and get the gang killed. Laenor, Harwin and Rhea ended up getting killed. Baela and Rhaena ran away with Jace and Luke. Daemon killed Criston and the whole gang had gone their separate ways. Leaving Aegon, Floris and Helaena to accept their offer.

Aemond was happy to have his family back with him, so when they celebrated at night, drinking and singing, he got to one knee and proposed to the love of his life. She happily accepted, kissing him a million times. They danced that night, dancing to the promise of a better future.

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List of every robot/AI character I can think of:

(Mind you it’s what I could think of , ik there’s more!!!)

Hal-9000 (2001: a space odyssey, 2010 the year we make contact)

DATA (star trek)

Bagley (watchdogs:legion)

Wrench JR (watchdogs 2)

Edgar (electric dreams)

K1-B0 (Daganronpa 3)

The majority of the Detroit: become human cast (around 30?)

Kinito (Kinito pet)

The cast of DDLC

Mother Board (cyberchase)

The majority of the cast of Indigo Park

The majority of the cast of FNAF

GLaDOS (portal 1 and 2)

Wheatley (portal 2)

Giffany (Gravity falls)

Ponco (Ace attorney)

Basil (Ace attorney)

Terminator (terminator)

Caine (The amazing digital circus)

The cast of murder drones

AM (I have no mouth and i must scream)

The majority of the cast of I Robot

PAL (Mitchells vs the machines)

The robots (Mitchells vs the Machines)

The majority of Deltarune ch2

Mettaton (Undertale)

Kronos (singularity)

Billy (Zenless Zone Zero)

The Bangboo (Zenless zone Zero)

Boothill (Honkai Star rail)

Cyborg (teen titans)

Ultron (marvel)

Karen (spongebob)

Prototype (regretevator)

Scag (regretevator)

Reddy Razbear (regretevator)

Most of every FNAF Spin off and FANGAME

Tartar (splatoon)

The singularity (dead by daylight)

Aigis (persona 3)

Codsworth (Fallout 4)

Calculester (monster prom)

Chiaki (daganronpa 2)

Sophia (Persona 5 Strikers)

Katheryne (genshin impact)

Clockwork Meka (genshin impact)

The ruin enemies (genshin impact)

Coppelia and Coppelius (genshin impact)

Astro (astro’s playroom)

Bender (futurama)

R2-D2 (star wars)

The majority of the cast of Transformers

Marvin (hitchikers guide to the galaxy)

Gir (invader zim)

C-3PO (Star Wars)

The cast of Robots

Bishop (Alien)

BB-8 (star wars)

Robocop (robocop)

Baymax (big hero 6)

Siri (the Apple ai assistant)

Alexa (the google ai assistant)

Clonco (Ace attorney)

Metis (persona 3)

Labrys (persona 4 A)

YTTD AI (your turn to die)

[aroaceswagcompetition]

Poll list part 2

Rouge the Bat(Sonic) vs Raphael Santiago(Shadowhunters)🎉

Death The Kid(Soul Eater) vs Tsubomi Takane(Mob Psycho 100)🎉

Berdly(Deltarune) vs Nausicaa(Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind)🎉

Din Djarin(The Mandalorian) vs Anzu Hoshino(Romantic Killer)🎉

Amethyst(Steven Universe) vs Steven Stone(Pokemon)🎉

Talfryn(The Penumbra Podcast) vs Stanley(The Stanley Parable)🎉

Clay Terran (Ace Attorney) vs Buttercup(The Powerpuff Girls)🎉

Sei Handa(Barakamon) vs Xu Xialing(Shangchi and the legend of the ten rings)🎉

Sunny(Wings of Fire) vs Beta(Horizon Forbidden West)

Dr. Sylvester Ashling(Epithet Erased) vs Marcy Wu(Amphibia)

Perry the Platypus(Phineas and Ferb) vs Lancer(Deltarune)

Serana Volkihar(The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim) vs Charlie(It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Zhongli(Genshin Impact) vs Tatsumaki(One Punch Man).

V1(Ultrakill) vs Aziraphale and Crowley(Good Omens)

Shaggy(Scooby Doo) vs Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

Reigen Arataka(Mob Psycho 100) vs Pyuko(Dannganronpa: Hope’s Chains)

Marie(Splatoon) vs Rose Cookie(Cookie Run Kingdom)

Joan D’arc(History) vs Morgana(Merlin)

Murderbot(The Murderbot Diaries) vs Royce Bracket(Transistor (game))

Ryland Grace(Project Hail Mary) vs Hollyleaf(Warrior Cats)

Wolf(Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts) vs Savathûn(Destiny video game)

Damian Wayne(DC Comics) vs Dr. Miranda Jones (Star Trek The Original Series, season 3 episode 5 Is There In Truth No Beauty?)

Keagan Máistirúin(Na Daoine Maithe (The Good People)) vs Sweetheart(Omori)

Kaitou Joker(Kaitou Joker) vs Piccolo (Dragon Ball)

Roach(Our Flag Means Death) vs Alex Fierro(Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard)

Aradia Megido(Homestuck) vs Hestia(Greek Mythology)

Zane Julien(Ninjago) vs Agatha Wellbelove(Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell)

Yelena Belova (Marvel) vs The Bear/Brent/The Pusher/The Fool/Shah Zaman(Ghost Quartet)

The Witch Queen(Old Gods of Appalachia) vs P03(Inscryption)

Lord Havelock Vetinari(Discworld Novels by Terry Pratchett) vs The Knight(Hollow Knight)

Power(Chainsaw Man) vs Jetstorm(Transformers Animated (2007 cartoon))

Athena Cykes(Ace Attorney) vs Grumbot(Hermitcraft)

Yuki Rurikawa(A3!) vs Anonymous/Someone(Our Dreams At Dusk)

James(Pokemon) vs Dipper Pines 1 Mabel Pines1(Gravity Falls)

Charles Emerson Winchester III (M*A*S*H) vs Chaerin Eun(Surviving Romance)

Yamori Kou (Yofukashi no uta) vs Zenyatta(Overwatch)

Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto) vs Entrapta(She-Ra Princess of Power)

Simon Snow(Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell) vs Sabo(One Piece)

Silver(Sonic) vs Gin Akutagawa(Bungou Stray Dogs)

Kankri Vantas(Homestuck) vs Madhouse Mike(Cryptid Crush)

Darius(Owl House) vs Jason Todd(DC)

Emerald Trio:Willow, Hunter,Gus (Owl House) vs Artemis(Overly Sarcastic Productions' Miscellaneous Myths)

Jo March (Little Women 2019) vs Daryl Dixon(The Walking Dead)

Bakura Ryou(YuGiOh!) vs Professor Balaam(Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun)

Granny Smith(MLP) vs Cyborg(Teen Titans)

Maki Katsuragi(Hoshiai no Sora) vs Kaladin Stormblessed(The Stormlight Archive)

Jess(Loveless) vs Asui Tsuyu(BNHA)

GIR(Invader Zim) vs Xiao(Genshin Impact)

Alexa(Xenoblade Chronicles X) vs Selah Summers(Selah and the Spades)

Felix Hugo Fradarius(Fire Emblem 3 Houses) vs Sunil Jha(Loveless)

Madeline Hatter (Ever After High) vs Maya Fey(Ace Attorney)

Kim Dokja(Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint) vs Noé Archiviste(Vanitas no Carte)

Eleven(Stranger Things) vs Jinx(Arcane League of Legends)

Fitzroy Maplecourt(The Adventure Zone) vs Pidge(Voltron)

Volo(Pokemon) vs Cole Brookstone(Ninjago)

Traveler(Genshin Impact) vs Madotsuki(Yume Nikki)

[themculibrary]

Magic Themes Masterlist 2

part one

a marvelous gift (ao3) - biblionerd07 steve/bucky T, 74k

Summary: Bucky Barnes has a curse: he has to obey any orders he receives. It gets more complicated when he becomes best friends with Steve Rogers–the prince who will one day be king.

A Traitor in the House of Odin (ao3) - Meltha T, 27k

Summary: As a Christmas present, Peter received an invitation from Frigga to visit Asgard. However, nothing in Peter's life ever goes quite according to plan.

bedtime stories and nightmares (ao3) - scifigrl47 steve/tony T, 29k

Summary: Tony Stark was comfortable with his life. And why shouldn’t he be? He’s brilliant, rich, powerful, a super hero. He’s got a team he trusts, a job he enjoys, his work and his creations, and he’s sleeping with Captain America. Tony’s life is just fine, thank you very much. He knew that it would change, life always changes, but he wasn’t in any way prepared for how it was about to change.

Tony never intended to be a parent, and even if he had, he could never have anticipated this particular change.

cabin in the snow (ao3) - navaan steve/tony T, 3k

Summary: After a mission goes wrong, Steve and Tony get stuck in a strange cabin out in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but snow and trees in any direction.

Consequences (ao3) - kcscribbler loki/mobius T, 4k

Summary: In which a mission goes wrong, and Mobius has to make a snap judgment call in the field.

Factory Regress (ao3) - SucculentHyena steve/bucky T, 54k

Summary: A crashed ship, a mysterious device, and some unfortunate circumstances.

Fade to Darkness (ao3) - Bookwormgal T, 9k

Summary: An encounter with a Variant results in Loki coming in contact with a dangerous magical artifact. One that is guaranteed to extinguish the life out of anyone who is unfortunate enough to be affected by it. He knows that he is doomed the moment it happens.

His friends are not likely to let that happen.

never odd or even (ao3) - memoriaeterna T, 80k

Summary: Time. Space. Reality. It’s more than a linear path. When faced with the impossible, magic does the unthinkable. Now bearing the words of their worst enemies and greatest allies as the markers in pursuit of three different ends, the question is whether they can accomplish what they came back for without jeopardizing each other?

Or: A group of time travelers unintentionally ending up in the same past to fix three separate future problems is a recipe for disaster.

One Precise Point (ao3) - AttractiveAfternoon tony/stephen E, 167k

Summary: Just as Stephen Strange is settling into his new life as Master of the Mystic Arts and Sorcerer Supreme, he starts having unusual dreams. Snippets of a world-ending event he’s never witnessed begin to haunt him even in his waking hours, and he eventually looks to the time stone for answers.

Vowing to find a way to defeat the alien Thanos from killing half of all living things, Stephen’s humanity rears its ugly head when he falls in love with the one man meant to die saving the universe. It’s a cruel twist of fate that he will not accept.

Refusing to leave the time stone until he’s figured out a way to save Tony Stark, Stephen finds himself in a desperate, hellish loop. He's going up against all of his training and destiny itself, but he'd rather die trying than watch the death of his beloved happen in real life, no matter the consequences.

Something Crawled Out of Your Grave (ao3) - JacarandaBanyan tony/stephen G, 2k 

Summary: When Stephen got back from Tony’s funeral, Tony was waiting for him in the kitchen.

“Hey there, Stranger,” the robot grinned. “Miss me?”

The Girl in the Dream (ao3) - Surajtare loki/sylvie, loki/sif E, 28k

Summary: Loki had always felt different. He’s not sure why, but he never quite belonged. The other boys tease him and say he’s a girl, and every night, Loki dreams that he is a girl. The girl is happy whereas the boy is not. The girl fits in. The girl belongs. Little by little, Loki gets convinced that he was supposed to be born a girl. But something goes wrong with the girl in his dreams. Overnight the dreams turn into nightmares, and Loki has no idea why. As both he and his Dream Girl are growing up they search for identity, love, and what it means to become who you are.

the moon and the sea (ao3) - dirigibleplumbing steve/tony E, 81k

Summary: Steve has lived his whole life in the coastal California town of Nublado. He’s spent the last few years trying to move on from a traumatic event in his past, and he finds new joy when he befriends—and quickly falls for—reclusive local billionaire Tony Stark. Then Tony abruptly breaks things off and won’t reply when Steve reaches out. Steve’s friends Clint and Nat have his back, at least. But… is someone following him everywhere? What’s with the human teeth Steve and his friends found while they were out fishing? How did the Scarlet Witch know so much about him? And why are there so many crows around?

The Princess & I (ao3) - br_er shuri/riri M, 9k

Summary: At night, there was no difference between them.

Only love.

the seventh stone (ao3) - Elenduen tony/bruce wayne, one sided steve/tony E, 147k

Summary: The fight in Siberia leaves Tony in a persistent vegetive state from which he is not expected to recover. His remaining friends watch over his bedside praying for a miracle to bring him back to them while the Rogue Avenger’s remain in hiding.

Across the Galaxy Thanos, the Mad Titan destroys Xandar to claim the Power Stone, his next stop will be Asgard, or rather the refugee ship for the Tesseract and the Space Stone.

As the Power Stone is placed into the infinity gauntlet, Tony Stark awakens from his coma with no brain damage at all, but he isn’t celebrating. Something is coming, something bad, he knows it, he can feel it, and somewhere something that is somehow his is calling out to him, it’s what woke him up in the first place, but what is it and why is it so important?

After all there are only six infinity stones, Right?

this time, unchained (ao3) - Anonymous frank/jason M, 3k

Summary: “Well, shit,” Natasha says, voice deep and gravelly, and holy shit tall, Jason tilts his neck back to look up at her. Him.

Himself?

twelve days (ao3) - elysianprince steve/tony T, 22k

Summary: In which Tony finds himself in a town that looks like it crawled out of a Hallmark Christmas movie, trying to sell an inn he didn’t know he owned, all while dealing with Steve Rogers, the resident ghost who has returned to haunt the inn each December during the twelve days of Christmas for the past seventy years. Tony has only one logical solution that benefits them both: break the curse that binds him - but falling for a man almost a century old wasn’t among his plans.

What Is Love, Anyways? (ao3) - airas_story stephen/wong, tony/stephen, tony/wong T, 6k

Summary: They all know how to break the curse, but none of them can.

Wong has an idea.

Witchdoctor (ao3) - hayanwulf tony/stephen T, 6k

Summary: Being hunted by a coven of witches sent after him by his own godfather, Tony doesn’t know who to trust or where to ask for help. But perhaps, there is one man whom Tony could trust to not be on Obadiah’s side...

The only question is, will the witchdoctor help him, or will he watch Tony burn in the stake of his own foolishness?

[ultimaterobotblorbo]

The Ultimate Robot Blorbo Competition

Hello there :3, this has been a brain worm of a friend and I's for the past few days and this account finally got polls!

Entirely inspired by all of the craziness surrounding those fun polls of voting for your favorite character. This is to see out of a collection of 32 (skrinkly skrunk sopping wet cats (robots, if we're being technical here!)) contestants who is the best robotic character!

All brackets and characters have already been decided, as said before, a whopping 32 contestants! Match-ups and who goes where with the brackets was determined with a number generator. To keep bias from us two going into the competition. (I feel the P03 profile picture speaks for itself.)

Voting will begin as soon as we finish with the bracket visuals! Depending on the interaction/ interest this post gets, the voting duration may be a day or longer than that.

The contestants so far:

Gir (Invader Zim)

2. V1 (Ultrakill)

3. Closet (Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse)

4. Wheatley (Portal)

5. Nick Valentine (Fallout 4)

6. BT-7274 (Titanfall)

7. GladOS (Portal)

8. V2 (Ultrakill)

9. Yes Man (Fallout New Vegas)

10. Pathfinder (Apex Legends)

11. Mettaton (Undertale)

12. P03 (Inscryption)

13. Metal Sonic (Sonic)

14. HAL 9000 (Space Odyssey)

15. Edgar (Electric Dreams)

16. WALL-E (WALLE-E)

17. AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

18. Bender (Futurama)

19. Hal Strider (Homestuck)

20. R2D2 + CP30 (Star Wars)

21. Karen Plankton (Spongebob)

22. Bastion (Overwatch)

23. Connor (Detroit Become Human)

24. Calculester (Monster Prom)

25. Queen (Deltarune)

26. Optimus Prime (Transformers)

27. The Three Robots (Love, Death, and Robots)

28. Canti (FLCL)

29. Claptrap (Borderlands)

30. Tartar (Splatoon)

The last two contestants will be in a very very short part two, as tumblr only allows 30 images per post!

(if there are any imperative suggestions for characters to be added, we are open to them!)

:3

[best-bot-tournament-2023]

FULL BRACKET DETAILS - Round 1

Thanks so much for your patience while I finalised this breakdown. My real life is busier than you might expect and doesn't leave me as much time as I'd like to devote to this.

The challengers you'll see facing off against each other in ROUND ONE are as follows:

1) Alphonze (Just Roll With It) VS P03 (Inscription)

2) Baymax (Big Hero 6) VS Marvin (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

3) Bender (Futurama) VS BMO (Adventure Time)

4) Emily (She Ra and the Princesses of Power) VS S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

5) BOYD (Ducktales) VS Calculester (Monster Prom)

6) GLaDOS (Portal) VS Mettaton (Undertale)

7) Haiku Bot (Tumblr) VS Data (Star Trek)

8) Wheatley (Portal 2) VS Robecca Steam (Monster High)

9) Jenny / XJ-9 (My Life as a Teenage Robot) VS Hera (Wolf 359)

10) Fresh Cut Grass (Critical Role) VS Connor (Detroit: Become Human)

11) Zane (Lego Ninjago) VS WALL-E (WALL-E)

12) K1-B0 (Danganropa) VS C-3PO (Star Wars)

13) The Iron Giant (The Iron Giant) VS Queen (Deltarune)

14) Tik-Tok (The Oz series) VS Robot Jones (Whatever Happened To Robot Jones)

15) Raymond (OK K.O!) VS Rabbit (Steam Powered Giraffe)

16) Clank (Ratchet & Clark) VS Porn Bots (Tumblr)

17) A.M (I have no mouth and I must scream) VS WX-78 (Don’t Starve

18) One-One (Infinity Train) VS Sweet Cap’n Cakes (Deltarune)

19) Rodney Copperbottom (Robots) VS Gir (Invader Zim)

20) EVE (WALL-E) VS R2-D2 (Star Wars)

21) Rosie the Robot (The Jetsons) VS Mephone 4 (Inanimate Insanity)

22) Astro Boy (Astro Boy) VS Elle Eedee (Monster High)

23) Googleplier (Markiplier) VS Norm (Phineas and Ferb)

24) EDI (Mass Effect) VS Kryton (Red Dwarf)

25) T.O.M (Toonami) VS Edgar (Electric Dreams)

26) V1 (Ultra kill) VS Karen (Spongebob Squarepants)

27) Penny (RWBY) VS Laputian Robots (Castle in the Sky)

28) Sundry Sidney (Dimension 20: A Starstruck Odyssey) VS The Spine (Steam Powered Giraffe)

29) Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) VS Starscream (Transformers)

30) Momo (Stray) VS Curiosity Mars Rover (NASA)

31) Ribbot (Animal Crossing) VS Frobo (Amphibia)

32) Yes Man (Fallout: New Vegas) VS Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

Thanks to everyone who helped narrow down this list by voting in the preliminary polls.

If all goes to plan I'll start posting the polls for the first round on SATURDAY 18/03/23.

START YOUR PROPAGANDA NOW!

Send me an ask/submission, tag me in your posts (@best-bot-tournament-2023) or tag your posts with #bestbotpropaganda for me to find and reblog!

[rk-ocs]

Sword art online abriged translated into ebonics, then run through Google transate in portions

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yo kireeto: vaah, badhaee ho. aap uh suar se haar gae hain.

bolsadip 69: eph ** ke yoo, niga. narak se da sooar kee tarah!

kireeto: vaaqee?

kireeto ek chhote se patthar ko uthaata hai, ek suar mein phenka jaata hai, jisase usakee maut ho jaatee hai

kireeto: muha motha sa bhagavaan. da khel mein da sabase shaktishaalee hathiyaar bhar mein thokar khaee hai!

bolsadip 69: stop.

kireeto: (oph-skreen) da mithil pebal ya pig-smiting!

bolsadeep 69: krpaya ruken.

kireeto ne ise gaharaee se liya

bolsadip 69: doo not.

kireeto: aap dekhie, bahut pahale, yahaan proektiv gaddhon mein lipate hue ek chhote se patthar ya taartar ko mahaan lohaar dvaara ya lusiphar hee, uh taime mein bfoai da world shuroo kiya tha ...

sooryaast, vahee sthaan

kireeto: ... ek, mardoja, gaarjiyan ya kankad, apane ghutanon par gir gaya, ek duniya se yahaan tak ​​pahunch gaya, da paraakramee hathiyaaron ko peechhe chhodate hue, ke lie vah jaanata tha, ek din, shakti jo aapane ek baar lee thee aur shenayaak ke gadhe ko haan ke peechhe dhakel diya.

Translated original

Yo kireeto: vaah, badhaee ho ho you are going to have to

bolsadip 69: eph ** ke yoo, niga let's say so!

kireeto: vaaqee?

It has a great effect from the author, but it is a matter of concern that we have to make a decision.

kireeto: muha motha sa bhagavaan I play the whole role of the player in the game.

bolsadip 69: stop.

kireeto: (oph-skreen) da mithil pebal ya pig-smiting!

bolsadeep 69: krpaya ruken

kareeto ne is gaharaee se liya

bolsadip 69: doo not

kireeto: You look at me, I've been looking forward to writing a short letter from a friend or friend, or I have written a lot about the world, but I did not know what the world was saying.

sooryaast, vahee sthan

kireeto: ... ek, mardoja, gaarjiyan ya kankad, apen ghutanon par gir gayaya, akununya se jahan gahaya, da paraakramee hasiyaaron ko peechhe chhodate hue, ke lie ye jaanata tha, ek din, shakti jo aapane ek You have to keep your eyes open and tell you how to do it.

A translation that happened early

My client: you want to see this stone in the Torga forests of the Great Lord Lucifer at the beginning of the world ...

Puusa, the same region

Kirito: So, Mardozia, Guardian or Pebble fell to their knees: "He turned the world and left a powerful weapon because he knew his power would win once.

Balls Deep 69: did you do this?

Kirito: Yes. But the legacy of the peasants lives.

Deep Balls 69: Sentides That Loves It

2.

Dream: Watch this night in the morning watching the big peat ...

Puusa, the same governor

Client: Merkridia, Guardiola or Pebble put their knees: "She returned to the ground and was very strong because she could do it.

Level 69: Have you done it before?

Client: Yes. Country of life.

Deeper 69 Proposal: Sandy loves

Last line (on first day)

1. 

Kirito: Skin, why?

Other players were taken to a busy city where they heard a ringtone and then a red sky with a "warning"

Deepball 69: What's wrong?

Mo mode starts when it announces "alarm" or "system information" until the sky covers the sky.

Kirito: Okay, boss, I think the local places are like shafts? This is not the case if he spoke well, it would be great.

Deep Siddi Nine: Stupid Report

2

Device: Body, why?

Some players have moved to a busy city when they hear the cry and red red "with warning"

Deepball 69: What's wrong?

Starting mode starts when announcing "alarm" or "system information" until the sky is tightened.

Device: OK, Boss, Do I think area areas are like sources? This is not true if you speak well, okay.

Deep Siddi Nine: News report

3

Gear: body, why?

A few players retreated to a busy city when they heard the call and the royal council "with warning".

Deepball 69: What's wrong?

Start mode starts when "Alarm" or "System Information" is announced until the sky is fixed.

Gear: OK, Chef, I think that area flats are like sources? This is not right if you know well, okay.

Deep Siddi Nine: News Report

4

Equipment: body, why?

Several players called the king 's meeting and heard "they heard", they left the busy city.

Deep ball 69: What happened?

Activation starts when "Alarm information" or "System information" is announced in the sky.

Tool: Okay, the chef, do you think these places are like information sources? Well, you know, this is not good.

Deep Serious Nine: News Report

5

Health: Why not?

Most players have a beautiful city that they hear.

Circle 69 in Lausanne: No?

Information about weather data or system information is displayed.

Tools: Do you think these sources are the source? You all know

Nine Serious Things: Report published

Eboniced, translated, eboniced again, translated

Hey 6 Fire 69: Fuku.

"The time has come

The clay is clean.

Who invites you to remember: what is this when you write?

No messages found

(Enroll in school) What are you doing?

Darkness is already dark. I can use it.

I would like to

2 'game Nigg, Avvv! "Bad Enemies"

The idea is, "If you want to live at home, Luna, the smartphone worldwide ..."

Their play is shown at the national level

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Eng

Intro

He also introduced Kirtito with his nose combo. fear

Christ is here!

The new order of the killer

Program: beta beta beta is a biased change.

Combine with the world

Gem: I went! Of course, that's the goal. bank banking services

This will be displayed on the SAA form. In this section, "Download" is sold for $ 29.99

Kirino: (laughing) I'm here to help the herbs with yellow gold

Learn more about Balladep 69 (Klein)

Category: Business, Pig

BooluDeep69: A man as clear as a pig!

Available: is this correct?

Teach pigs and kill them.

Registrar: Name of God: I am a great friend!

BooluDeep69: Close

Musical songs: Like (music) and miter, pig!

BooluDeep69: it's important

The phone receives the first gift.

BooluDeep69: No?

Dream: Watch this night in the morning watching the big peat ...

Puusa, the same governor

Client: Merkridia, Guardiola or Pebble put their knees: "She returned to the ground and was very strong because she could do it.

Level 69: Have you done it before?

Client: Yes. Country of life.

Deeper 69 Proposal: Sandy loves

Yo BallsDeep69: Have you finished?

Kirito: yes. But inheritance or pebbles is alive.

BallsDeep69: Ah, gots, you feel that in real life you have something to beat.

Kirito: Farm! Here ah is the power of gots!

BallsDeep69: (gets up) Good. Anyway, I have pizza, and I'm going to meet some niggas later, so thanks for this little lesson on pork, not a very quick lesson on ... Roxors. (reads the Kirito reader label) Ki-ri?

Kirito: worried, tries problem. ah it will be nice to think that you ... (reading the player tag) BallsDeep69.

BallsDeep69: Yes. This is ... this is just a name. When you are in the game, there are only characters around you, yeah, I'm going to make a damn real character later.

Kirito: Yes, yes. nah, nahh, oh shit and shit

Melt Kirito: Well ... well, a pizza?

BooluDepep69: Oh, really. (Open the menu) Subscribe to the subscription.

The customer starts to ask for pleasure to shoot

BallsDeep69 (meat) Gore, office. Number of ratings How does it work?

Opposition: Is it true, blue eggplant?

BooluDeep69: I summarize, it's a delightful situation. Alt F4 Ah, which can be green.

Office (Opootmen), that is, So ... (in the first place, and I can not find the first register)?

BooluDepep69 Get to know playlists.

Number: No, the mother is not wrong. 

I-BallDeep 69: Wait, something has come to me. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Christ: He gave it to them.

BallDeep 69: Wait, wait, wait, wait. (From the menu) ha.

Customer: (on the monitor).

Step 69: Everything. In this way (try to swim in the tank), clean the rope! (Because it does not come because of the gas)

Christ: Wow, no, do not do it. Start your business from a normal routine. Do you follow a beta spyware? Please, calm down!

TA TA recorded the video with a beta tool.

Enter the beta test

Beta test: Wow. Most people live.

Beet test (beta)

Beta Lock: Troll!

Black tick, yes, bad, without tools

Click on the ball

Friends: for some reason.

You can feel the drop and the light on the screen.

BooluDeep69: Yes, do you know your strengths? OTHER

Health: Why not?

Most players have a beautiful city that they hear.

Circle 69 in Lausanne: No?

Information about weather data or system information is displayed.

Tools: Do you think these sources are the source? You all know

Nine Serious Things: Report published

6 pieces fire fire 69: Fuk.

And the sky fell

Clay "concise.

The person who rejects the knee: Do the work with the shower and press.

In columns there is a dope

(Sign a safe textbook) Often publish?

It is dark. Hold Tsu.

I want a red dick

2'Nigg game, Avvv! Your good condition for the candlestick

It is important for ... oh for the local school teacher, luna, smartphones in the world of ...

Players will show each country

In hell. Come! Nigas! The home is here. Think about it

Talk with students

Brands: new (first page) of medicines.

Midfielder in Sydney: Do you know he's alone?

Advertising: save information.

"Jim" has been named in James

Kafez: Oh, I see what's going on. It's fun, but it's very bad now. How much does your throne cost? (Why do people shut up)? Not an adult? Does anyone see the throne? Some real green hues deceive them. Discover it here (clean your neck), you do not have the opportunity like World Warcraft. (Room outside Cairo)

But, like the world of the world, stay with me, you do not need it, the world is the world. (Your list is open) I contacted Sword Art Online. (The product panel is on the menu, no differences). If the external nervous system is applied to burn and burn ... do you see the scanner? Masking...

I have given the information (telling the people). Is the movie so important? (Uh) signs near the beach. So, I have a second. (Apply members of the team), let us come here. Please leave it alone

Learn More after Nigga launches the Uh Data Panel product display.

Answer: It becomes important information.

So people assume

Caffeine: You'll find an increase in oil in the long run.

Samoa 3: Why do you want to do this?

Cairo: Steve? Do you have a banner? What's so great?

Stephen: Tell your father's family!

Café: (Clown) Hell, right? Sam, look!

Tom Rai and Ranch

Kayaba: Oh, they are very fast. Time, Steven. Look at the time. (The Christian example of the Tower's further development) Gallagher's "yellow" Icrado clothing surveillance tool is available to prisoners to be nervous, but the only way is to protect them.

4 Player Nigeria: Would you like to join?

Keba: That's very important.

4 players: you!

Note - There is much evidence. Your mother will not be happy

4: Yes, I will go, if it applies, will Eauquest bring Evequest?

Suggestions: On vacation, do you want to play EverQuest?

4 extracts: nigga (small extracts).

Kaiba: You're a cup of makemake'oe, "me, of course, yes," why?

Recognizing his right hand as Hoikyakia coca pirate, change the light and hood.

BooluDe69: the family?

Test device: (oh)

The next two sold "aaa mea" will be sold.

Oli (ebony): the gift of God!

Black Buick (Botto Player): No, huh! And body button

Fat: yes, there is no cost.

Dark: You and me

Nigga 5: I Want To Know About Sex!

The camera is the ninth for consumers.

Nine Network: It looks ... Times.

Equipment: "You see hair, balls.

Nine Balls: Where Can Fly Fly with Xing Klein?

Tools: (laughs) Oh. This is not.

Adapt the Power to bench bench bench

MODE: In your opinion, I look at: (The camera defines the size of the bird at this time). Probably the camera is too far away from you. "Cut" in the darkness of light we did, but the dissolution of some big problems. Images are available at Cabal.

Nugger 6: How are you? This is good too.

Note: Many people write small numbers and share their real information: (touch the camera, Nigeria and other items). It is true. 27. That's right. If I fix it for a few minutes, it'll be hard. However, the key (oil and oil) is the oil. Reduce the word "human" to "human". Yeah, I say your life is dangerous for the river, you die.

Part 6: How? forgive

Frightened and rejected: if they die at home, they die.

Black Player 6: How?

Come (what are your problems?) Yes, sometimes. Trust me, it's hard.

a little

Black Player 6: How?

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7 best: incredible, oh my god! If we die, my love! What is 1?

Be: (sorry) Yes, yes, I'll look. Game players (Ikeia) avvv, avvv, avvv, people make mistakes. repeat

The teacher makes sure that Kaba goes and goes to heaven.

Jaguar Jackpots players watch 411. \ t

Boi 5: You have to go

And more

User: (registered pages)

Deep ports: there are? Need a Scenery?

Acquirente: (short card) Yes. Create a new application. Probably not

Pic: Your music (Kline Niger System Library) will be installed. (Cleaning computers and criminals). Do you want to fight?

Yo Kirito: (Even on his menu) Ok, Monkey and Typewriter.

Short break

Klein:  you have a very unsatisfactory flip (Kiriro closes his menu and looks at Klein). I have never met him, but you're really a board game. We can use you in our group. What are you saying You can meet a lot of Niggs, we'll make a guild and live all the thrills of the Dies. It's going to be awesome!

Kleone has realized that Klein has gone

Klein: Well, see you too! Do you think you are too close to joining the Mouth Focal Guild? I know that you are all tight because you know how to kill the pig.

The camera changes, the keys, running outside the city, are crying

Kirito: (crying) He called me worm!

[The last sequence] and the asshole's ass descended, hey.

End episode 1

Videocline - Russian Voice Khamanyi (Voice of Russia) iMam \ t

Most increases will be DA Beta tester 25 expanses (Ii), 60 DT and death penalty 1.

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Do you grow second time? Oh, is that so? Do you think you have not changed! Kenny! Kaboom! Gun "Trauma"! What is happening? Stay there! Hello! History! Eren! Hello! Fhabh! They were waiting for any step! What does Kenny do to the military police? This is Levi Scouts! W Ireland! She is a cook! Daughter if i

if I go, I miss my team, Eren and Avaideh.

Tsk! Not that bad! I know false rats from the bar. Enter, small stones! Law came to destroy the calamities! Bang! Bang! Eek! hell! You are not here, Kenny is not here.

It has been a long way

K's monolouge in ebonics

Yo Kayaba: aight, ah just realized what happened dere. It's very funny, but right now, serious tyme. How many o' you gots seen Tron? (da crowd iz silent) Eh? Eh? What, seriously? None o' you gots seen Tron? Shit, ah wuz really banking on dat. Okay, okay, nahh problem. ah can wing dis here. (clears his throat) Much like da World o' Warcraft, none o' you be here by choice anymo'. (da camera zooms out behind Kayaba) 

Unlike WoW, however, you be being held here by me, not by yo' need ta escape yo' empty fucking lives. (opens his menu) dere iz nahh longer any way ta log out o' Sword Art Online. (he taps da logout panel on da menu, where da logout option wuz missing) If someone on da outside attempts ta log you out by removing yo' Nerve Gear... Well, has anyone seen Scanners? with muh beeotch. 

Yo (once ag'in, da crowd iz silent) Scanners. It's uh movie dat- Seriously? (uh bunch o' panels circle around Kayaba) Okay, give me uh sec. (he opens even mo' panels) aight, here we's go. Watch dis here:

Kayaba opens uh panel dat shows uh video o' uh nigga's head exploding, an' pauses it afta da explosion , wOrd!

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Kayaba: Oh, they are fast. Time, Steven. Check the time. (Christian example of the further development of the tower) Gallagher "yellow" clothes Icrado monitoring instruments available to prisoners nervous, but the only way to keep.

4 players Nigeria: Do you want to fulfill

Kaiba: This is important.

4 players: you!

Note - There is plenty of evidence available. Your mother will not be happy

They are Kaba: As you can see, many people have removed the small aspects and have shown you what you really are: (camera touch, mainly with Nigas). Quite attractive 27. Of course. When I'm preparing you "program" minutes, the person will cut off "cold light". But the rest Serious convictions (The camera receives a shell and fat in a pet) Your fat, out of fat. How to reduce the spin (spin camera and kyab) curve. Awww a aw, the word "man", the word "man". Ah, I would say that if your life reaches zero, your real body will also die.

Niga Player 6: What? And pulp

Yo Kirito: (Even on his menu) Ok, Monkey and Typewriter.

Short break

Klein: In any case, you can have a very unsatisfactory flip (Kiriro closes his menu and looks at Klein). I have never met him, but you're really a board game. We can use you in our group. What are you saying You can meet a lot of Niggs, we'll make a guild and live all the thrills of the Dies. It's going to be awesome!

Kleone has realized that Klein has gone

Klein: Well, see you too! Do you think you are too close to joining the Mouth Focal Guild? I know that you are all tight because you know how to kill the pig.

The camera changes, the keys, running outside the city, are crying

Kirito: (crying) He called me worm!

[The last sequence] and the asshole's ass descended, hey.

Videocline - Russian Voice Khamanyi (Voice of Russia) iMam \ t

Most increases will be DA Beta tester 25 expanses (Ii), 60 DT and death penalty 1.

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If there’s one destination that blends adventure, beauty, and serenity into a single journey, it’s Spiti Valley. Known for its rugged terrain, serene monasteries, and stunning landscapes, a Spiti Valley bike trip is an experience like no other. As one of the top trending destinations in India 2025, Spiti Valley promises a unique journey that feels like riding through nature’s masterpiece.

Why Choose Spiti Valley for a Bike Trip?

Spiti Valley, often called “The Middle Land” between India and Tibet, offers an unparalleled biking experience. The winding roads, challenging passes, and breathtaking views make it a dream for adventure enthusiasts. Beyond the thrill of the ride, Spiti’s stark beauty feels like abstract art brought to life.

Whether you’re exploring the ancient Key Monastery, the surreal Chandratal Lake, or the high-altitude villages like Komic and Langza, every turn reveals a new facet of Spiti’s charm.

Spiti Valley and Its Perfect Companions

A bike trip to Spiti can be enriched by pairing it with other exciting destinations and activities in India. Here are some must-consider combinations:

1. Winter Treks in Uttarakhand

Before or after your Spiti ride, indulge in the serene beauty of Uttarakhand. Known for expeditions in Uttarakhand, the state offers some of the best easy winter treks in India, like Kedarkantha and Brahmatal. These treks provide stunning views of snow-clad peaks and give you a chance to experience the tranquility of the Himalayan wilderness.

2. Places to Visit in Rajasthan

After the rugged terrains of Spiti, head to the royal state of Rajasthan. Jaipur tour packages and Khatushyam tour packages can take you to iconic sites like Hawa Mahal, Amer Fort, and the sacred Khatushyam Temple. Rajasthan’s rich culture and history offer a delightful contrast to Spiti’s raw landscapes.

3. Places to Visit in Gujarat

From the vibrant white deserts of the Rann of Kutch to the majestic Gir National Park, Gujarat is another gem worth exploring. Its unique cultural heritage, architectural marvels, and delectable cuisine make it a must-visit destination.

4. Places to Visit in Uttarakhand

Extend your adventure by visiting some of Uttarakhand’s picturesque spots like Nainital, Rishikesh, and Mussoorie. These destinations, known for their natural beauty and spiritual vibes, perfectly complement the thrill of a Spiti bike trip.

Tips for Your Spiti Valley Bike Trip

Plan Your Route: The Shimla-Kinnaur route is recommended during winter, as the Manali route is often closed.

Pack Wisely: Warm layers, waterproof gear, and essential biking equipment are a must.

Prepare for Altitude: Acclimatize to avoid Acute Mountain Sickness (AMS).

Travel in Groups: Riding with a group ensures safety and shared memories.

Hire Local Guides: Their expertise can enhance your journey and ensure a smoother experience.

Spiti Valley: A Must-Visit Among Top Trending Destinations in India 2025

A Spiti Valley bike trip isn’t just about the destination—it’s about the journey through some of the most awe-inspiring landscapes in India. Combining it with other adventures like winter treks in Uttarakhand or cultural tours in Rajasthan and Gujarat only enhances the experience.

Whether you’re seeking adrenaline-pumping expeditions in Uttarakhand or exploring the royal grandeur of Rajasthan, Spiti Valley serves as the perfect centerpiece for your Indian adventure. So, gear up, hit the road, and let the abstract art of nature captivate your soul!

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Stay Amidst Nature at Gir National Park: Best Accommodations

Exploring the beauty of Gir National Park is a dream for nature lovers and wildlife enthusiasts. This sanctuary, home to the majestic Asiatic lions, offers an unparalleled experience of being close to nature. If you're planning your next getaway, finding the right place to stay is key to making your trip truly memorable. One excellent choice for your stay in Gir National Park is Vanveda Resort By Nirvana, a serene haven nestled amidst the wild beauty of Sasan Gir.

Why Visit Gir National Park?

Gir National Park, located in Gujarat, is a treasure trove of biodiversity. It's the last remaining abode of the Asiatic lions, making it a prime destination for wildlife enthusiasts. The park also hosts a variety of flora and fauna, from leopards and hyenas to over 300 species of birds. Whether you enjoy safaris, bird watching, or simply soaking in the tranquility of nature, Gir offers something for everyone.

To truly enjoy this unique ecosystem, choosing a stay that enhances your experience is crucial. Resorts and hotels near the park provide a mix of luxury, comfort, and closeness to nature, ensuring your visit is both relaxing and fulfilling.

Why Choose Vanveda Resort By Nirvana for Your Stay in Gir National Park?

When it comes to accommodations, Vanveda Resort By Nirvana stands out as an exceptional option. Here's why this resort should be at the top of your list:

1. Proximity to Gir National Park

Located just a short drive away from the park's entrance, Vanveda Resort By Nirvana offers easy access to the safari zones. This means you can maximize your time exploring the park without worrying about long commutes.

2. Luxurious Yet Eco-Friendly Stay

The resort strikes the perfect balance between modern luxury and sustainability. Designed to blend harmoniously with its natural surroundings, Vanveda Resort By Nirvana ensures you enjoy comfort while minimizing your ecological footprint. The use of eco-friendly materials and practices makes your stay in Gir National Park guilt-free.

3. Amenities for a Memorable Stay

At Vanveda Resort By Nirvana, you’ll find an array of amenities designed to enhance your experience:

Spacious Rooms and Cottages: Each room is tastefully designed with natural elements to offer a cozy yet luxurious retreat.

Swimming Pool: Take a refreshing dip and unwind after a day of exploring the park.

Multi-Cuisine Restaurant: Relish delicious local and international dishes prepared with fresh, organic ingredients.

Wellness Services: Rejuvenate your mind and body with yoga sessions and spa treatments.

4. Immersive Experiences

The resort goes beyond offering a place to stay. It provides activities and experiences that let you connect with nature, such as guided nature walks, cultural performances, and stargazing sessions. These curated experiences make your stay in Gir National Park truly unforgettable.

What to Expect During Your Stay?

Staying near Gir National Park allows you to immerse yourself in the untamed wilderness while enjoying the comfort of modern amenities. Here’s what you can look forward to:

Safari Adventures

No visit to Gir National Park is complete without a safari. Early morning and evening safaris give you the best chance to spot Asiatic lions in their natural habitat. Vanveda Resort By Nirvana can help arrange your safari bookings for a hassle-free experience.

Bird Watching and Nature Trails

Gir National Park is a birdwatcher’s paradise. Walk through the trails around the resort to catch glimpses of rare and colorful avian species.

Relaxation and Serenity

After a day of adventure, unwind at the resort’s serene surroundings. The lush greenery, soothing sounds of nature, and luxurious amenities provide the perfect setting to relax and recharge.

Other Accommodation Options Near Gir National Park

While Vanveda Resort By Nirvana is an excellent choice, there are other accommodations in the area that cater to different preferences and budgets. From budget-friendly lodges to premium resorts, you'll find options that suit your travel style. However, few match the combination of luxury, eco-friendliness, and immersive experiences that Vanveda Resort By Nirvana offers.

Plan Your Perfect Stay in Gir National Park

A visit to Gir National Park is more than just a trip; it's an adventure into the heart of nature. Choosing the right accommodation ensures you get the most out of your experience. With its ideal location, luxurious amenities, and commitment to sustainability, Vanveda Resort By Nirvana is the perfect place to base your exploration of this incredible wildlife sanctuary.

Whether you're traveling solo, with family, or in a group, your stay in Gir National Park at Vanveda Resort By Nirvana promises memories that will last a lifetime. So, pack your bags, book your stay, and get ready to embrace the wild beauty of Gir!