#drawing the weirdest scps (that we've never heard of before)

[ksanya]

[drawfee-quot3s]

five signs you might be a toaster

number one: youu. like bread

number two: you are over the temperature of 97⁰ internally

the toaster urge to connect yourself to an outlet

number four: sometimes, ? you just pop off for no reason ✧⁠*⁠。

- julia + jacob

[episodes-without-incident]

4/9/2024:

2 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)

17 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005) (new record!)

[drawfee-quot3s]

[about bread, if u were a toaster]

would you put it in your mouth or your butt? to toast it? the bread

why not both? the toaster has two holes

- nathan + jacob

[drawfee-quot3s]

america is much like the fondue restaurant, melting pot

does that still exist

i don't think so. much like america

- jacob + julia

[drawfee-quot3s]

it kills you to death

just like, straight up, huh?

yeah

well only if you have Pestilence

- nathan + jacob

[drawfee-quot3s]

two large booths-

boobs?

booths

two large boobs??

two large boobs.

in my mouth???

- nathan, jacob, + karina

[drawfee-quot3s]

i've seen a toaster on a table . in my life

- nathan

[drawfee-quot3s]

scp-049 is a humanoid entity, roughly 1.9 metres in height, which bears the appearance of-

what's that in american?

it's about. 4 and a half inches. 4 inches.

- nathan, jacob, + julia

[drawfee-quot3s]

god gives his hottest donkey kongs his toughest battles

his most explosive diarrhea

- jacob + karina

[drawfee-quot3s]

i'm gonna kill you straight up right now

- jacob

[drawfee-quot3s]

Thee Ultimate Jar

the ultimate jar. A Box

- karina + jacob