#dragqueen!wade

[maybefalsefacts]

The first time Logan saw Wade in drag, he thought someone broke into their apartment

Visually, Logan had no initial recognition.

Long blond hair. Big chest. Smooth skin. Tight dress. Tall boots. Long gloves.

Logan would have unsheathed his claws and tore the intruder to shreds for daring to invade his den.

Would have.

If not for those familiar baby blues staring out at him in shock and horror.

Logan knew those eyes. Knew them like he knew every star in the sky. Knew them like he could walk their apartment blindfolded and drunk.

Then he smelled the weird mix of makeup and hair products that came from the assortment of shoeboxes Wade kept on the top shelf of their closet.

Hanging up his jacket and toeing off his boots, Logan closed the door behind him. Stepping closer, he found the underlying scents of Wade's coconut body wash and the bitter smell of death that followed the merc everywhere.

Looking closer, Logan noticed the other details. Wade's waist. Wade's arms. Wade's thighs. Wade's fingers tapping irratically. Wade's breathing picking up.

Wade was frozen.

Logan was home early. Wade hadn't planned on getting caught. He hadn't wanted Logan to see.

Logan was... Confused. But, ever the supportive boyfriend, "You look nice. Going somewhere?"

As Wade buffered, Logan walked casually to the kitchen. He pulled a root beer (he was trying to cut back on real beer) from the fridge and snagged a piece of jerky from the fancy jar on the counter (it was too heavy for Puppins to move and she couldn't open it. Her dog treats were in the matching jar beside it).

Back in the living room, Logan got comfy in his recliner and raised an eyebrow at Wade.

Finally snapping out of it, he started messing with his dress and gloves. "Ummm... You're... Home early?"

Cracking open his root beer, "Yeah. Power outage in the shop. It won't be fixed till tomorrow, so they sent everybody home."

Wade nodded absently, looking anywhere but at Logan. "Makes sense."

Puppins lept up onto Logan's lap and he patted her absently. To Wade, he gently called, "Hey, you alright?"

Wade straightened, "What? Yeah! I'm great! I'm excellent. I'm-"

Sensing a long-winded ramble coming on, Logan cut him off, "Wade."

Wade flinched.

Logan waited.

When Wade's eyes finally found their way to his, Logan held out a hand.

Slowly, Wade stepped gracefully around the couch, heels clicking on the hard wood.

Pushing Puppins back to the floor and setting his drink aside, Logan gently pulled Wade down to sit on the arm of the chair. He put one arm around Wade's waist and the other brought those sexy black boots across his lap.

Though Wade came willingly, he chewed on his cherry-painted lips the whole time.

There were times when all Logan had to do was wait for Wade to talk. Let the other man ramble until he got to the real topic. This, clearly, was not one of those times.

Reaching up, Logan used his thumb to pull Wade's poor lip from between his teeth. Softly, "Do you want to tell me why you're getting all dressed up? Or just skip to me telling you that you didn't have to hide it?"

Wade's eyes met Logan's once more, full of disbelief and hope. "I... I know it's weird bu-"

Logan cut him off again, "No. Putting ketchup on your pancakes is weird. This is-"

"Disturbing? Disgusting? Gay? An insult to masculinity?"

Logan frowned, "I was going to say, this seems very important to you. Especially since you were so worried about my reaction that you didn't want me to know about it at all."

"Oh." Wade looked down at his hands, playing with his fingers. "Um..."

"Wade."

Wade flinched again.

"Does this make you happy?"

Wade continued to stare down at his hands. Eventually, he gave the smallest of nods.

Logan nodded too, like that settled the matter. Because it did.

"Well, then, go have fun. Go drink, or dance, or fuck around, or Femme Fatale, or whatever it is you do. And, when you come home, I'm going to bend you over the couch and fuck you until you smell mine again."

Wade blinked at him wide-eyed, unable to believe what he was hearing.

Logan was just... Letting him go? Sending him out? Like this? He wasn't disgusted? Or jealous? Or weirded out?

Completely overwhelmed by how amazing his boyfriend was, Wade leaned down and kissed Logan senseless.

[thelightintheattic]

let me talk about this guy!!

[eastvillagetripster]

Ready to March

Drag March, Friday June 24, Tompkins Square Park, East Village, New York City.

[rezk1d1]

Posting to undate y'all on what I look like I've been practicing my makeup skills

[thattomcatt]

"You dont mean MY Wade Wilson...my Wade Wilson would never do something so stupid. Not MY Wade Wilson y-...MY WADE WILSON!!! Zip your fly, grab your swords and get over here!" . . Pic @bodoni_italic . . Of all my cosplays I've ever done #BeaPool has to be one of the greatest ideas I've ever concocted. From #deadpool and his love of #beaarthur to @vancityreynolds wearing a shirt with Bea on it. It's honestly so rewarding how crazy this cosplay make people. One of my favorite things is when some come up to me and say "There was on cosplayer at NYCC years ago who cosplayed as BeaPool and they won the #deadpoolcosplaycontest" That was me. I also love impersonating Bea Arthur and being told "my God you look just like her" is honestly one of the greatest compliments I can be given. #themagicofcosplay means you can do...just about anything. @marvel @marvelstudios @robliefeld @raptorprops #wadewilson #marvel #cosplay #dragqueen @c2e2 #beaarthurimpersonator #celebrityimpersonator #goldengirls #snatchgame #cosplayqueen https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv7wv7GjeaR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t9yfg1n6oczg

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The #HausofAnxiety Invites you to: ANXIETY SUNDAYS : The Bath House! A Burlesque Night! 6/16/2019 @redlinedtla FREE COVER AND OPEN UNTIL 2AM DRINK SPECIALS: $4 FIREBALL AND $8 ANXIETY SPECIAL JOIN US FOR SICKENING PERFORMANCES AND RUNWAYS MAWMA! WE WILL BE DRINKING, PULLING STUNTS, TURNING TRICKS, VOGUING OUT AND CREATING DRAMA, ALL NIGHT LONG AT OUR BIGGEST PARTY YET! HOSTED BY: Juana Smoke @ratchetandgay Scarlet Moon @scarlet_moon_la DeAngelo @DeAngelo_navarro Tranny Hooker @trannyteahooker AND SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMANCES BY Puzzi Niggrr @puzziniggrr Tytus Androgynous @tytus.andro Jenna Seikwah @shesgotjennaseikwah Rainy Dayz @iluvrainydayz Essence Monroe @the_real_essence LA Ultra @laultra Rovi Wade @too_in_the_pink Karma Lush @karmalush and Die Anna's Birthday show! @yourdeadsister GOGO BOY Pup Bane @goodboibane MUSIC ALL NIGHT BY DJ NIKO LUNA @iamnikoluna DOORS OPEN AT 9pm till 2 am . . . . . . #drag #dragqueen #hyperqueen #dragking #lewks #fashion #gay #lgbt #club #drinks #redline #redlinedtle #losangeles #hollywood #weho #la #turnt #lit #dragqueens #stun #show #performance #live #music #art #performanceart #dragrace #rpdr #rupaul (at Redline Gay Bar - DTLA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Byt3JlNAfbE/?igshid=qhd5ai5jecad

[jonathangroffcentral]

martigcummings  Had an amazing time tonight at @therapy_nyc with Jonathan Groff, Joe DiPietro, Wade McCullom & @bradfordproctor #stagefrightmondays #broadway #dragqueen

[missbarbieq]

Still in mourning but I know Nacho would want the show to go on! I will be performing and dedicating it to @stfunacho Come and support what was started years ago and the revolution continues! #Repost @censoredtitz • • • • • 1/24 at the Virgil: Queer As Punk presents IM//Power, a party by, for, and POWERED by trans, non-binary, AFAB and female-identifying performers. ⚡OUR DRAG WON’T BE STOPPED ⚡ ⚡✊⚡ Performances by: Miss Barbie Q (@missbarbieqla) Dusk (@dvvsk_) Vod Sinclair (@vod_sinclair) Page Person (@lovepageperson) Prometheus Bob (@prometheusbob) ⚡✊⚡ Gogo Dancers: Rovi Wade (@too_in_the_pink) Malcolm Xtasy (@malcolm.xtasy) ⚡✊⚡ DJ Sets By: Zuri Adia (@zuri.adia) ⚡✊⚡ The Virgil 4519 Santa Monica Blvd Los Angeles 90029 $7 cover 10PM- 2am 21+ ⚡️✊⚡️ OUR DRAG IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OUR DRAG IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH OUR DRAG IS VALID⚡ 📸 @jakejirvin Flyer: @censoredtitz #MissBarbieQ ##GratefulQueen #TransIsBeautiful #TransFemme #GenderNonconforming #GNCVisability #dragqueen #SpeakYourTruth #ThisIsMe http://bit.ly/2R7xtXH

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The #HausofAnxiety Invites you to: ANXIETY SUNDAYS : The Bath House! A Burlesque Night! 6/16/2019 @redlinedtla FREE COVER AND OPEN UNTIL 2AM DRINK SPECIALS: $4 FIREBALL AND $8 ANXIETY SPECIAL JOIN US FOR SICKENING PERFORMANCES AND RUNWAYS MAWMA! WE WILL BE DRINKING, PULLING STUNTS, TURNING TRICKS, VOGUING OUT AND CREATING DRAMA, ALL NIGHT LONG AT OUR BIGGEST PARTY YET! HOSTED BY: Juana Smoke @ratchetandgay Scarlet Moon @scarlet_moon_la DeAngelo @DeAngelo_navarro Tranny Hooker @trannyteahooker AND SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMANCES BY Puzzi Niggrr @puzziniggrr Tytus Androgynous @tytus.andro Jenna Seikwah @shesgotjennaseikwah Rainy Dayz @iluvrainydayz Essence Monroe @the_real_essence LA Ultra @laultra Rovi Wade @too_in_the_pink Karma Lush @karmalush and Die Anna's Birthday show! @yourdeadsister GOGO BOY Pup Bane @goodboibane MUSIC ALL NIGHT BY DJ NIKO LUNA @iamnikoluna DOORS OPEN AT 9pm till 2 am . . . . . . #drag #dragqueen #hyperqueen #dragking #lewks #fashion #gay #lgbt #club #drinks #redline #redlinedtle #losangeles #hollywood #weho #la #turnt #lit #dragqueens #stun #show #performance #live #music #art #performanceart #dragrace #rpdr #rupaul (at Redline Gay Bar - DTLA) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByrbGW8gqrh/?igshid=1aegqcitd3e2l