#dragon risotto

[yourfavouritecharactersasdragons]

Risotto Nero from jjba?

[doppiopinkman]

doodle dump lmao

[g0atmama]

Stands are Dragons AU; feat @jellyluchi's Focaccia's Fire Woman Foca/Prosci/Granita/Ghia. It's a big ol polycule. Also dragons :3

I can't think of a title orz

It rained a few days ago. There's some muddy spots on the ground still, and now there's little paw tracks from all the dragons playing in it. Grateful Dead is huffing through his nose, holding Babyface down as he tries to lick her clean. She's trying to bite his foreleg to escape. He doesn't even react.

Mirror is lounging in the sunlight- Metallica are crawling all over him to find comfy spots to enjoy the sun too. Beach Boy is napping- curled around Pesci like a scarf as usual. He's waiting for Babyface to be freed so they can play again.

Mud splashes White Album. She hisses angrily- despite that it's one of the Symbiotic twins to splash her. It's the one with white on her paws. She chirps once, starting to climb White Album despite her muddy body.

Fire Woman skids into the other drake's sight. Chasing the other twin. The one with white on her head. The twins chirp to each other. The one Fire Woman chases runs to start climbing on Grateful Dead. He hisses and nips at her, trying to grab her tail.

Babyface manages to get free. She trills happily as she does, immediately sprinting over to the mud puddle next to her master and jumping, splashing his pants as she rolls around.

Grateful Dead roars angrily at her. Then snaps his jaws at Symbiotic again. He manages to catch her tail, yanking her over off his shoulder. She trills in playful protest. He pins her down to preen himself.

The eye on his forehead glares at the other Symbiotic. White Album chitters her annoyance as the tiny dragon crawls into her fur. Fire Woman approaches slowly, chirping at Grateful Dead.

His hisses once. His tail slaps the ground. He lifts his paw to let Symbiotic free- only after giving her a rough lick to groom the mud off her.

The masters are watching. Ghiaccio huffs a bit as Fire Woman starts chasing Symbiotic again- this time both of them all but tackling and knocking White Album over. She snaps at both of them.

Grateful Dead is going to need help cleaning his damn thunder.

[vintagerpg]

Cabin Risotto Fever (2020) is by @SpaghettiQuester and adheres to a gold and black color scheme. This is the first RPG adventure I have encountered that incorporates cooking as a handout, but there you have it, a recipe for marrow broth risotto and instructions to serve it to the players at a critical moment in the scenario.

The adventure is a tight little five-act horror tale, set in the frozen hinterlands of Canada. I expect if the risotto itself or the Manifestus Omnivorous rules (see Monday’s post) haven’t given away the twist, the cover art probably does. But I dunno, I don’t think that matters. Even without those things, I think the adventure is less trying to surprise with its horror than it is to instill the proceedings with a horrible sense of the inevitable.

In short, the players take the roles of four pre-generated characters who make up a rescue party sent out after a small party of anthropology researches lost in a winter storm. They come across the cabin, and the survivors, and try to piece together what happened. It is both gross and weird!

I quite like this one.

[nebulasbizarreadventure]

Okay so first of all thank you for the appreciation showed to my drawing, it really warmed my heart🫶🏻 but aside from that, I've read in your tags that you also have D&D headcanons for La Squadra. Care to share? 👀

Gladly! ❤️

Risotto: I think I have him put down in my notes as a Goliath, but he's a Soulknife Rogue! Prosciutto: School of Necromancy Wizard, just like your art :> Even beyond Grateful Dead's abilities, it's just a good vibe for him! High elf or half-elf with a high elf parent, I think Pesci: This one I still waffle back and forth on, but I like Battle Master Fighter for him! There's plenty of good arguments for other classes here, though, I think. Barbarian's one that one of my friend's suggested, I think you could argue Druid because of Thorn Whip... (I think I have him in my notes as a human but I'm not personally stuck on any particular idea there...) Formaggio: Fairy Druid! I don't have a particular Circle in mind for him, but Fairy is mostly because of the inherent Enlarge/Reduce. (And also because my friend and I thought it'd be funny) Melone: Battle Smith Artificer suits him best, I think! There's a joke to be made here about making him a Harengon, but I will not be committing that to text lmfao. I think I made him a half-elf in my notes, honestly. Illuso: College of Whispers Bard! He's a Fallen Aasimar (incidentally: he's not the only Vento character I'm imagining as a Fallen Aasimar--I've pictured Fugo as one, too!) Ghiaccio: He's a Tiefling! Specifically, Bloodline of Levistus. As far as class goes, there's two directions I default to-- either a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer (silver or white dragon, naturally) or a Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk who favors cold damage. Sorbet and Gelato I don't have specific headcanons for here, but now that I'm thinking about it... I like the idea of one being an Inquisitive Rogue, and the other being a Ranger... maybe Hunter or Gloom Stalker?

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - "Dungeon Meals" from volumes 5 to 8

More info under the cut

These are from chapter 29 to 56 (Volumes 5 to 8)

1 to 4

There were a total of 24 'Meals' this time in 28 chapters, for more info on the counting check the first post

Here's the meals of each chapter and who made them.

Chapter 29 - Red Dragon VII Meal: Boneless Dragon Ham Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 30 - Good Medicine Meal: Orcish Decoction Cooked by: Leed

Chapter 31 - Dryad Meal: Jack-O-Lantern Potage & Sauteed Dryad Buds with Cheese Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 33 - Sea Serpent, part 2 Meal: Portable Meal Set For Adventurers Cooked by: ? (ready made rations)

Chapter 34 - Cockatrice Meal: Eisbein-Style Cockatrice & Dyad Bud Sauerkraut With a Side of Grilled Anti-Petrify Herb Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 35 - Cleaners Meal 1: Cockatrice & Egg Ankake Cooked by: Senshi Meal 2: Stone Dish Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 36 - Dried with Sweet Sake (Mirinboshi) Meal: Eastern Style Cuisine Cooked by: Maizuru, Senshi and Chilchuck (Benichidori, Hien and Tade helped with prepping)

Chapter 38 - Chimera Meal: Omelette Made With a Harpy Egg Cooked by: Laios with Senshi's help

Chapter 40 - Shapeshifter 2 Meal: Memories of the 5th Floor Pilaf, Sweet Dyad and Whole 5th Floor Piccata Cooked by: Shapeshifters, Senshi, Marcille and Chilchuck

Chapter 41 - Hag Meal: Risotto Made From Mushrooms Collected at the Graveyard & Cheese from the Orcs Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 42 - Nightmare Meal: Nightmare Steamed in Alcohol Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 43- Ice Golem Meal: Ice Golem Chawan-Mushi & Cooked Fish that was Inside the Ice Golem Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 44 - Barometz Meal: Barometz Balut (Alternative Name: Barometz Chops) Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 45 - Egg Meal: Souful Eggs Benedict Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 46 - The Golden Country Meal: Vegetables in Jellied Slime, Rack of Beef Ribs, Bladefish Loaf, Potato and Rabbit Soup Cooked by: Golden Country Citizens

Chapter 47 - Griffin Meal: The Breakfast Senshi Made (Pancakes, Sausage, Pumpkin Soup, Scrambled Eggs) Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 48 - Familiars Meal: Skyfish and Chips Cooked by: Laios

Chapter 49 - Griffin Soup Meal 1: Griffin Soup (Upper Body), Griffin Soup (Lower Body) Cooked by: Senshi Meal 2: Hippogriff Soup Cooked by: Laios

Chapter 50 - Dumplings 1 Meal: Hippogriff Dumplings Cooked by: Senshi, Laios, Marcille, Chilchuck and Izutsumi (everyone)

Chapter 51 - Dumplings 2 Meal: Changeling-Dumplings via Fairy Ring Cooked by: Senshi

Chapter 55 - On Floor One 3 Meal: Hamburger Steak with Changeling sauce Cooked by: Senshi and Marcille

Chapter 56 - Bicorn Meal: Crispy Crunchy Mushroom Sandwich Cooked by: Senshi?

The chapters that had no "meal is done" panel were:

32 - Sea Serpent Part 1

37 - Harpy

39 - Shapeshifter 1

52 - Bacon and Eggs

53 - On Floor One 1

54 - On Floor One 2

Again most of them are the multi parts. chapter 47 originally didn't have the title and stats but the panel looked just like a food is done panel so I went to check on the official release and they added it so it's here. Chapter 37 I think its so far the only non multi part chapter where no food is prepped or eaten, in chapter 52 they make and drink tea even tho there's no special panel.

Now for stats.

Senshi made/worked on 17, 18 if you count the Crispy Crunchy Mushroom Sandwich and 19 if you count the small help with the omelet, I'll count the sandwich so 18.

Chilchuck worked on 3 meals

Marcille worked on 3 meals, one of them she was making a potion but it got used in a sauce

Laios made/worked on 4 meals, 2 of them by himself! And one of them with minimal Senshi help.

Izutsumi helped with the dumplings, you go izutsumi.

Out of the 24 meals in these 4 volumes, 22 were food and 1 was medicine and 1 was a goopy brick

Out of the 22 foods Senshi worked on 17 of them (1 of his was the brick), 3 of them were Laios, 1 of them was ready made food and 1 was the golden kingdom citizens

The eastern style meal was mostly made by Maizuru but Senshi helped.

There was a few panels that were small/had dialog in them but I counted cause they had the meal title, dragon ham title appears twice but I only counted as one meal.

Once again, I'm bad with numbers if I got anything wrong feel free to correct me!

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Another annually repeating tournament, it's the

Most Delicious Meal in the Dungeon Tournament 2024

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever meal you think tastes better, for whichever reason. The meal with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it. I don't reblog propaganda from tags or replies.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Red dragon meal vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Battle for the bronze:

Changeling dumplings from fairy ring vs Marcille's home town local cuisine (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Previous rounds under the cut

Semi-finals:

Red dragon meal vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Red dragon meal won)

Marcille's home town local cuisine vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Quarter finals:

Red dragon meal vs Head-chopping rabbit curry (Red dragon meal won)

Changeling dumplings from fairy ring vs Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Marcille's home town local cuisine vs Soul eggs benedict (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

Falin's dragon cock vs Boiled Hippogriff potstickers (Falin's dragon cock won)

Round 4:

Red dragon meal vs Phoenix confit (Red dragon meal won)

Head-chopping rabbit curry vs Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot (Head-chopping rabbit curry won)

Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Dryad potage and sauté (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Marcille's home town local cuisine vs The breakfast menu (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

Soul eggs benedict vs Faligon gratin (Soul eggs benedict won)

Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Boiled Hippogriff potstickers vs Faligon cream stew (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

Round 3, part 2:

Boneless dragon ham vs Marcille's home town local cuisine (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

The breakfast menu vs Ice golem savoury egg custard and cooked fish (The breakfast menu won)

Soul eggs benedict vs Faligon meat pie (Soul eggs benedict won)

Court cuisine full course meal vs Faligon gratin (Faligon gratin won)

Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce vs Tentacle gnocchi (Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce won)

Golden castle meal vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Boiled Hippogriff potstickers vs Exorcism sorbet (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

Mushroom and cheese risotto vs Faligon cream stew (Faligon cream stew won)

Round 3, part 1:

Red dragon meal vs An eastern meal (Red dragon meal won)

Phoenix confit vs Rolled Harpy egg omelette (Phoenix confit won)

Head-chopping rabbit curry vs Roast Basilisk (Head-chopping rabbit curry won)

Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot vs Faligon stew (Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot won)

Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread vs Grilled Kelpie (Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread won)

Fifth floor meal vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Looted grain porridge (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Dryad potage and sauté vs Egg and carrot porridge (Dryad potage and sauté won)

Round 2, part 4:

Cockatrice eisbein with Dryad sauerkraut vs Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce (Hamburg steak with Changeling sauce won)

Tentacle gnocchi vs Stone dish (Tentacle gnocchi won)

Golden castle meal vs Shinkei-jime Marcille (Golden castle meal won)

Hippogriff soup vs Falin's dragon cock (Falin's dragon cock won)

Cockatrice and egg ankake vs Boiled Hippogriff potstickers (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

Exorcism sorbet vs Barometz stew (Exorcism sorbet won)

Tentacle and Kelpie stew vs Mushroom and cheese risotto (Mushroom and cheese risotto won)

Baked Senshi vs Faligon cream stew (Faligon cream stew won)

Round 2, part 3:

Boneless dragon ham vs Falin and Warg skeletons (Boneless dragon ham won)

Portable meal set for adventurers vs Marcille's home town local cuisine (Marcille's home town local cuisine won)

The breakfast menu vs Chilchuck ruibe (The breakfast menu won)

Stewed Dullahan's horse's head vs Ice golem savoury egg custard and cooked fish (Ice golem savoury egg custard and cooked fish won)

Soul eggs benedict vs Treasure insect snacks (Soul eggs benedict won)

Living armour full course meal vs Faligon meat pie (Faligon meat pie won)

Court cuisine full course meal vs Nightmares steamed in sake (Court cuisine full course meal won)

Seawater-pickled Izutsumi vs Faligon gratin (Faligon gratin won)

Round 2, part 2:

Man-eating plant tart vs Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread (Stolen vegetable and chicken stew with plundered bread won)

Grilled Kelpie vs Mandrakes simmered in sweet sauce (Grilled Kelpie won)

Fifth floor meal vs Green dragon's acqua pazza (Fifth floor meal won)

Grilled Cockatrice vs Changeling dumplings from fairy ring (Changeling dumplings from fairy ring won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Mandrake kakiage and Big bat tempura (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Looted grain porridge vs Roast Walking mushroom (Looted grain porridge won)

Dryad potage and sauté vs Mysterious bavarois and some kind of tea (Dryad potage and sauté won)

Warm Succubus milk vs Egg and carrot porridge (Egg and carrot porridge won, with exactly 1 vote difference)

Round 2, part 1:

Red dragon meal vs Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! (Red dragon meal won)

An eastern meal vs Steamed Mimic with rice wine (An eastern meal won)

Golden country dragon vs Phoenix confit (Phoenix confit won)

Rolled Harpy egg omelette vs Succubus and Bicorn brain doria (Rolled Harpy egg omelette won)

Head-chopping rabbit curry vs Skyfish and chips (Head-chopping rabbit curry won)

Roast Basilisk vs Faligon blood sausage (Roast Basilisk won)

Barometz balut vs Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot (Huge scorpion and Walking mushroom hotpot won)

Faligon stew vs Stir-fried Walking mushroom with medicinal herbs (Faligon stew won)

Round 1:

Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! vs Orc medicinal concoction (Let's cutlet the dragon to pieces! won)

Skyfish and chips vs Special interfaith holy water (Skyfish and chips won)

Barometz balut vs Boiled Mimic (Barometz balut won)

Grilled Giant parasite vs Man-eating plant tart (Man-eating plant tart won)

Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich vs Mandrake and Basilisk omelette (Crispy mushroom and egg sandwich won)

Frog suit vs Portable meal set for adventurers (Portable meal set for adventurers won)

Griffin soup vs Treasure insect snacks (Treasure insect snacks won)

Nightmares steamed in sake vs Kelpie oil soap (Nightmares steamed in sake won)

Tentacles with vinegar dressing vs Cockatrice eisbein with Dryad sauerkraut (Cockatrice eisbein with Dryad sauerkraut won)

Boiled Hippogriff potstickers vs Golem field fresh veggie lunch (Boiled Hippogriff potstickers won)

[jjbabies]

Have you ever heard an argument between the children that you try not to laugh at because it’s too silly?

Quite a few, actually. Lets go down the list, shall we?

-Joseph and Caesar arguing over whether or not lasagna was three or four pastas tall (as in, the number of layers to it)

-Diego arguing with Blackmore that dinosaur nuggets are in fact made from dinosaurs and thats why they’re all gone

-Risotto and Polnareff arguing about what color dragons should be (Risotto says red, Polnareff says green)

-and lastly, Dio arguing that dogs are actually ugly cats while Kars says that dogs are their own animal

Honestly, half the time, I can’t think of a way to settle these debates. They’re just too funny!

[marv3l-drag0ns]

OOOHOOHOHO!!!!!

hey! could i get some recipes for a dragon? maybe with pescatarian options, fruits, and chinese food? love the blog ♡ !

I gotchu friend!! And thank you so much~!!

Regular Pescatarian Savory:

Simple Fish Stew

Mushroom Risotto

Honey and Orange Roast Sea Bass With Lentils

Chinese Pescatarian:

Cantonese Steamed Fish

Sesame Noodles

Hot Oil Noodles

Ban Fan

Blistered Peppers

Mushrooms with Bok Choy

Braised Bamboo Shoots

Luo Han Zhai

Fish Hunan Style

Shandong Fish Dumplings (Video)

20 Minute Sweet and Sour Fish

Fruit Recipes:

Eight Treasure Rice

Mango Sticky Rice

Tanghulu

Easy Fruit Mousse

Cherry Pie with Spiced Crust

Charred Pears with Vanilla Sauce

Plum and Pecan Muffins

No-Churn Blackberry Ice Cream

3 Ingredient Mango Ice Cream

Kale and Pear Salad with Sesame Dressing

I hope this helps, friend~!!!

[admrlthundrbolt]

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One Way Or Another (Selkie N'Doul x Chubby Reader

Voices In My Head (Secco x Chubby Reader)

How Did You Love (Polnareff x Chubby Reader)

Heal The Pain (Dragon Wamuu x Chubby Reader)

Black Magic Woman (Werewolf Santana x Chubby Reader)

Evil Walks (Poltergeist Esidisi x Chubby Reader)

Just What I Needed (Gorgon Kars x Chubby Reader)

Believer (Gargoyle Risotto x Chubby Reader)

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Elevate (King x Chubby Reader)

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[hajikelist]

Hyorogan, Risotto, and Sake Steamed Nightmares

They didn't make the hyorogan onscreen, but I was so curious I ended up wanting to try it after reading about it. All the ingredients were probably available to me (they were)! I'll have to put more on it in a reblog because it's a neat one but I took a few more pictures than the photo limit would like. I was not expecting to pretty much make candy after hearing they were rations! Reminiscent of day old cinnamon donuts.

Ok so I cheated a bit with the recipe for the risotto. Izutsumi asked for something normal with no monsters and Senshi obliged, making a little cheesy indulgence and I'm taking that as my opportunity to use the broth and butter that I think a risotto deserves. Don't tell me that Senshi wouldn't have made a broth from the cockatrice bones if he had the chance. I did try to use Japanese rice though. Ended up using shiitake that I had left over so I went all the way to make a more eastern flavored one with sake, ginger, and white pepper for seasoning.

Hello!

Nightmares, dragons, its straight up manila clams today. Threw in more ginger and dried pepper for seasoning why not. A little kick to remind about the dragon part. They were very fresh with a good texture and the butter added a nice richness to it.

[abysswalkersknight]

Finally finished one of my WIPs! It's been sitting in my drafts for a while so I just spiffed it up a bit.

Basically I starting writing this after seeing a scary mystery movie and a perfectly normal debate with a relative whether it's scarier to be poisoned or unknowingly ingest glass. We're still debating on that, otherwise enjoy!

..............

‘Hmm? Is something amiss Silver?’ inquired Malleus. They were at their usual table in the cafeteria, while he, Lilia and Sebek were already seated with their food, Silver took a bit longer than usual, though glancing at his rumpled hair and drowsier expression seemed to explain his absence well enough. While it was, of course, troubling that Silver had a sleep spell during lunch, Malleus was more concerned about the pitiful amount of food on his charge’s plate ‘are you perhaps feeling ill?’ he says, briefly touching his fingers to the boy’s forehead to check for fever. Silver must’ve still been waking up because all of a sudden he startled violently at the prince’s gentle touch ‘oh, uh, not at all my lord…’ Silver looks down. ‘ah, I don’t remember grabbing this, I must have fallen asleep while standing in line.’

In the background Sebek began to berate Silver for his carelessness though the boy was not at all paying any attention to him while Lilia quietly slid his son a perfectly warm coffee he got earlier. 

‘My, so even in his sleep Silver still drifts towards mushroom risotto.’ marveled the ageing fae, he urges Silver to drink the coffee and smiles as his boy slowly perks up, however Malleus still frowns  ‘are you not going to grab more Silver? You must be famished from all the training you’ve done earlier.’ he says, tapping Silver’s meagre plate for emphasis. His retainer glances back to the endless line and sheepishly averts his gaze ‘it’s alright my lord, I’m not that hungry anyways so I can just eat something after classes’ he quickly murmurs, taking up his fork, but his other guardian was not finished ‘nonsense Silver, one cannot focus on an empty stomach. And from what I recall it will be three hours until both your classes and club activities finish. If you’d like, I'm quite happy to share my food.’ Silver began to fidget slightly at his prince’s persistence ‘no no my lord I couldn’t possibly-’ lifting an eyebrow Malleus could already sense a polite refusal coming so, he politely ignores Silver’s fervent protests and pinches both edges of their plates and quickly switches them, Silver’s plate now had a significantly larger portion of mushroom risotto. Silver sputtered with his hand hovering midair, unsure whether to risk retrieving his original plate or not ‘go on, eat Silver. If you’re unable to eat it all then I’ll simply finish the rest myself.’ Malleus coaxes with a swift bite of risotto. 

Silver sighed fondly, throughout his life the only times his prince paid any attention to the clock were the child’s meal times where the dragon fae would make sure that his charge has had at least three proper meals a day and he’d continuously fuss over Silver like a mother bear if he’d found that the human’s meals were “lacking”. 

‘Oh he was so much worse when you were a wee little babe.’ Lilia would gush whenever Silver mentioned this habit to him ‘back then Malleus would never take his eyes off the clock at home until the time came to feed you, oh he was so worried that he’d forget the time and accidentally let you starve’ then Lilia put a finger to his chin in thought ‘though I suppose his worry may have stirred from that parenting book I lent him that one time. It’s probably become a bit of a habit now but still it warms this old man’s heart to see my boys caring for each other!’ 

While the notion itself was greatly appreciated, there were times where it embarrassed poor Silver when the other students and staff witnesses Lilia’s fatherly doting or whenever Malleus scoops some of his portion onto Silver’s whenever he thought the human wasn’t eating enough, even now the fae flicks a graceful eye to the untouched plate, almost daring the human to go hungry.

Shaking his head, Silver carefully hides his smile and begins to eat.

All was well while they ate, Silver watched contently as his fae guardians conversed with each other and Sebek snapped and tore through his fifth helping of risotto, Silver was worried that he might bite through his fork and wonders if it would help if he caught something for dinner later, Sebek was always mentioning about how hungry he was so perhaps some extra meat would temporarily quell his friend’s voracious appetite.  

Lilia was joyously teasing the prince about his lack of punctuality when Silver felt it, there was something strange about the risotto’s texture. As he chewed slowly Silver found an odd chunk of something hidden within the food, rolling it along his tongue he felt how it crumbled between his teeth though he soon came to believe that it was probably just a particularly large piece of mushroom so he shrugged it off.

Some of these mushrooms are rather big, he thought to himself questioningly as a different mushroom piece suddenly lodges itself somewhere in his throat, Lilia, Malleus and Sebek quickly turn to him as he roughly beats his fist against his chest whilst coughing dryly ‘my, you must have been quite hungry, my dear Silver’ chirped Lilia as he came over and thwacked his son firmly on the back. 

‘No-no…s’not…that’ Silver wheezes, his terror rose as he suddenly bent over and braced one elbow on the table while the other clutched desperately at his neck, everyone else began to panic when Silver’s coughs take on a retching tone, each gasp convulsing his whole body. Immediately Lilia’s hands coiled around the boy’s waist and practically heaved Silver off the floor with every thrust he made, at the third though Lilia had to stop when Silver gave a particularly harsh gag. Everything seemed to pause as a dark scarlet colour splattered all over the pearly white plates and shiny wooden table, gleaming like precious rubies on display.

Everyone broke out of their shocked daze when Silver whined painfully, his ungloved hand reaching into his mouth, trying to grasp at something but his fingers shook terribly and kept slipping. Both Lilia and Malleus cry out, the latter quickly held the boy up gently by the shoulders while the former pries his son’s trembling hand away and replaced it with his own ‘shh, shh, it’s alright Silver, it’s alright, Papa’s here…’ Lilia coos softly, trying to soothe his panicking child while trying to ignore the blood that slicks his nimble fingers, making it difficult to grip anything… Ah ha! There! As light as a feather Lilia took hold of something rock solid and gently, he tugged on it, taking great care to avoid hurting his boy even more. Slowly but surely something was coming out, blood thickly spewed out before revealing a distorted clear piece of glass pinched between Lilia’s fingers, small enough to remain hidden but big enough to potentially tear up a throat’s insides. Malleus stares at the glass with a look of outraged disbelief, who would dare-!

‘My liege!’ Both fae quickly turn at Sebek’s cry. The knight had searched through Silver’s risotto and has dug out three more pieces of glass of similar sizes to the one lilia had just pulled out, Sebek looks at Silver worriedly and promptly rushes to his side when the human whimpers and gasps out more blood ‘quickly! Help me take him to the infirmary!’ lilia barks, hoisting Silver up by one side and Sebek soon taking the other. In the rush Malleus was left behind with the staff on duty to control the excited crowd, he hadn’t wanted to of course, he had to be at Silver’s side, making sure that he was being properly treated, to think that there was someone within the school who had the absolute gall to do something so despicable to someone under his care, to target Silver- wait.

He thought back to the beginning of lunch, to his and Silver’s plates… They weren’t going after his retainer, they were targeting Malleus. His fists clenched, so hard that he felt some seams in his gloves tear. When I get my hands on whoever’s done this-

He had only wanted to make sure that his charge was well fed, but in his folly all he did was unknowingly feed Silver a plate filled with tampered food, and now this has happened. Glass in their food would have only been a minor inconvenience to fae like Lilia and Malleus, as was possibly the perpetrators prior intentions, but clearly the same cannot be said for humans, as was seen with Silver. For that alone I will slowly tear them apart, he thought dangerously, tis only right, they have hurt what is mine and as crown prince of Briar Valley it is my duty to put them in their place. But first, he must attend to Silver who should be in the infirmary by now… Malleus can only hope that his charge won’t suffer any long lasting ailments due to this. With that thought in mind, the dragon prince disappears in a flurry of green lights.

By the time he arrived Silver was fast asleep in one of the few infirmary cots, his parted mouth emitting weak wheezy breaths. Lilia sat at the head, tenderly stroking his boy’s soft locks ‘the nurse said he should be fine’ the old fae says without glancing up, moving closer something in Malleus’s chest tightens when he finds little splotches of dried red in the corner of Silver’s pale mouth ‘how bad was it?’ he murmurs, bending down to caress Silver’s cheek, the boy showed no signs of stirring. Lilia hummed and gestured to a tray on the other side of the cot, on top was a smaller, cruel looking piece of glass ‘apparently that bit must have broken off the one I pulled out’ he mumbled looking at his now gloveless hand, his eyes flick back to Malleus ‘let me guess. You have come to the same conclusion as I?’ it was not a question ‘good, then it is alright to ask that you remain here with Sebek at Silver’s side while I go handle this.’

Malleus blanched, what? No! He won't have Lilia do this alone! It was unbecoming of the prince to back down from such a blatant challenge. But just as he was about to protest, his guardian pinned him down with the general’s sharp gaze ‘no Malleus, while I’m well aware of your power, remember that this was an attack staged against you, little Silver simply had the misfortune to be the recipient of it, and we don’t want any unfortunate incidents happening as well, do we?’ he grins maliciously, it was then Malleus recalled just who he was speaking with, he may have changed immensely over the centuries but this was still Lilia Vanrouge, general of the right and one of the most feared fae out there. And someone had just signed their death sentence the moment that glass was placed, not only had they targeted his first child and prince of Briar Valley, they had even wounded his second child with such a callous method and now here he was resting in an infirmary with a torn up throat, how could Lilia ever let something like this slide without punishment.

Even better they have made an attempt on Malleus’s well being, Lilia thought his talons twitching with unbridled bloodlust, that means I can go all out as his guard.

I hope the staff catch them quickly.

His grin widens.

Otherwise I’m going to have some fun.

[dragonskxn]

Draconic Harvest Festival — The Menu!

You can't have a fall festival without good eating!Anna's made a full menu for party goers.

Muses are encouraged to bring their own dishes as well for everyone to enjoy! You're visiting a 500+ year old dragon lady with grandma hobbies; you're definitely gonna leave with a stuffed belly AND leftovers to take home.

Vegan options are available in place of the meat dishes!

Appetizers/Snacks

Acorn Bread Rolls

Honey Buns

Cheesy garlic bread

Grilled eggplant

Escargot

Spicy salmon bites

Dragon's eggs (artichoke stuffed with soft boiled egg)

Corn on the cob

Fried onions

Soups and Salads

Pumpkin soup (served in mini carved out pumpkin)

Potato venison stew

Carrot soup

Cabbage and leek soup

Mushroom stew

Rabbit stew

Autumn harvest salad (dandelion greens, raisins, sunflower seeds, golden tomatoes, garlic croutons, and drizzled with herb vinaigrette) 

Radish and turnip salad

Main Course

Roasted turkey legs

Spit roasted wild boar

Spiced venison ribs

Vegetable risotto

Rosemary lemon chicken

Beef (or grilled vegetable) stuffed pumpkin

Gourd casserole

Roasted rabbit haunches with peppercorn and cloves

Steak and vegetable skewers

Dessert

Caramel apples

Candied apples

Pumpkin pie

Sweet potato souffle with marshmallows 

Baked Alaska (set on fire by Anna herself)

Blackberry cobbler

Cinnamon apple pie

Blueberry cheesecake

Cotton candy 

Drinks

Kettle corn

Cranberry Buns (shaped like pigs!)

Rose tarts

Baked and Honeyed apples

Smores

(Alcohol is served in special wood tankards carved with dragon and pastoral motifs, and can be taken home as souvenirs!)

Dragon's Blood Wine (VERY strong and has quite the kick to it)

Wyvern Whiskey

Ale

Beer

Honeyed Mead

Spiced Wine

Lavender Lemonade

Chamomile Lemon Tea

Spring Water

Apple Cider

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Ooooh, thank you for the tag @jarl-deathwolf!!! Been ages since I've done one of these ^_^

Last song played: Windows Media Player says it was Wing Area, which is a character song from the Saiyuki anime

Favorite color: Purples or blues

Favorite dish: Risotto! The quorn pieces and spinach and pea risotto I make is always super yummy and moreish

Current favorite characters: Claude von Riegan from Fire Emblem Three Houses. But more his wyvern honestly, which I am in the middle of making a very huggable version of

Currently watching: Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy with the husband, and Joe Zieja's FE3H Golden Deer let's play during the day while I craft

Last film I watched: One of the Dragon Ball movies? Dragon Ball Super...? It had Broly and Freiza and the cat god...?

Current Obsession: Making wyvern be the best/cuddliest wyvern it can be! Which is part of FE3H I guess?

Last thing I googled: Tsukimichi's title How to bridge two things in blender. Which resulted in me deleting 4 hours worth of making cones and instead bridging end pieces so it could all be one solid object, haha...ha

No pressure tagging @nerdnag @peachiehambo @cherrypikkins @mulbubble and anyone else who wants to join in

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Fandom List!!

Hazbin Hotel

Alastor

Adam

Vox

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Valentino

Lute

Sir Pentious

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Alucard

Trevor

Sypha

Carmilla

Lenore

Hector

Isaac

Richter

Maria

Antette

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Part 1

Jonathan Joestar

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Part 2

Caesar Zepelli

Joseph Joestar

Lisa Lisa

Kars

Wamuu

Esidisi

Part 3

Jotaro Kujo

Noriaki Kakyoin

Polnareff

Old!Joseph Joestar

Dio

Hol Horse

Mariah

Part 4 (For this part the characters will be aged up to 18)

Josuke Higashikata

Okuyasu Nijimura

Akira Otoishi

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Part 5 (Underage characters will be aged up)

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Melone

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Weather Report

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Yusuke Kitagawa

Goro Akechi

Yuuki Mishima

Ann Takamaki

Makoto Nijima

Sae Nijima

Haru Okumura

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Junpei Iori

Akihiko Sanada

Shinjiro Aragaki

Yukari Takeba

Mitsuru Kirijo

Fuuka Yamagishi

Aigis

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La Squadra Esecuzioni playing Dungeons & Dragons, a meme

(English translation under the pictures)

As previously stated, this is NOT an headcanon. It's just... a mixture of a meme and a tag yourself. So please, don't come at each other's throat or something equally awful, thank you🫶🏻

- Forever DM

- Mostly because he hates the party doing anything except for what he wants them to do

- He also hates DMing because the party always takes the only path he didn't plan and takes two sessions to buy a dagger at the smith, but no one ever wants to DM so he has to do it

- Or, worse, have Prosciutto as DM

- His DCs are 56 high or more when he doesn't want the party to take certain routes

- Spoiler, it happens almost all the time

- He sometimes let Prosciutto DM

- He DMs canon campaigns because he doesn't want to take the effort to make up his own setting

- Sometimes he DMs original one shots

- Melone made him hate the bard

- Rule lawyer

- He knows even the Monster Manual by heart

- He intervenes to correct both the DM and the players about rules but nobody asked him to most of the times

- He is hated for that

- Very focused on builds, he lets them to lead him in his choice for the character options

- He tried all the classes and knows them all by heart

- No one wants him as DM because he doesn't allow anything that isn't explicitly written in the rules

- And also because he allows mutilations on the PCs when they make a critical fail in combat or the enemies strike a critical hit

- Sadly Risotto is sometimes too energy drained to DM so players have to deal with him as DM

- He DMs canon campaigns ONLY

- However he has interesting ideas for his characters

- A pity his roleplay is shit because he never changes expression or voice tone

- He bullies people who use D&DBeyond

- He constantly forget the rules

- He always makes his character's backstory shared with Prosciutto's character one

- Sometimes Prosciutto doesn't want to be paired with him so he has to find someone else

- He never played a character with an independent background

- He owns 57 pencils, 49 rubbers, 35 miniatures, 26 dice sets and always offers to print other people's character sheets

- Of course he's always willing to lend his stuff

- He's the eternal exploited one because Formaggio sponges even his chair

- He's secretly a dice hoarder but he'd never admit that

- He actually doesn't like playing D&D that much but he enjoys the company

- His characters all have social anxiety

- And they're all discriminated races

- Caster main

- He's terribly unlucky with dice rolls

- He once rolled a double 1 with Advantage

- Powerplayer, metaplayer and every worst kind of -player

- Cheater

- He always gets caught cheating and his character usually dies horribly... if Prosciutto is the DM. Otherwise, Risotto thanks him for passing that ability check that twelve people were able to fail

- However, he always pays attention to the session and takes notes... that he never shares

- He either plays a wizard to mock other characters' low intelligence or he plays a fighter to mock their low strength and prowess in battle, No in between

- He endlessly recycles the same characters

- His character is always rival with Formaggio's one for some reason

- He fights with Formaggio to play the fighter

- Despite everything he has the best strategies

- He cares little for roleplay, he's more into builds

- His characteristic points are never lower than 15

- Constantly late for session

- He never has what is needed for the session and "borrows" anything from Pesci

- He stole half of La Squadra's dice sets and lost every single one of them

- He and Ghiaccio fought really hard because of that

- And in fact now the only one lending him anything is Pesci

- He uses the smartphone during session

- He never took notes and never remembers shit

- "Wasn't this asshole the miniboss?" (they defeated the boss 8 sessions earlier)

- He is a terrible tactician but he comes up with crazy plans that somehow work in the end

- Extremely lucky with dice rolls

- His characters' names come from the IKEA catalogue but he regularly forgets them

- Pesci doesn't know the rules but Formaggio doesn't even know which game they're playing

- Fighter main

- The story is slow to proceed because of him doing offgame jokes all the time

- He brings amazing snacks though, he even cooks when he feels like it

- Bard main

- His PC is an excuse to flirt with friends

- Where Prosciutto played every class, he played every race

- Everybody hates the bard because of him

- He prefers roleplay to builds

- And, in fact, his PCs are all weaklings because he chooses builds because "it seemed cool by name and concept" but never actually read what they do or how they work

- His character is always the first one to run out of HP in combat

- Mostly because he's been able to make the DM hate his character during the campaign

- He's the only one encouraging Formaggio's crazy plans

- All his dice sets are glittered

- He never used the canon character sheets, only fanon redesigns

- He decorates them with markers when he's bored during session

- He's the one who is most into the campaign

- He draws other players' characters and funny scenes from the campaign

- Barbarian main

- He fucked up some campaigns because he charged the NPCs that glared at him

- He shares his notes only with Melone

- He goes nuts if something disturbs the session like the ringtone of the phone or a door slamming violently

- He sometimes encourages Formaggio's crazy plans

- He hates the stereotype of the stupid barbarian and tried hard to avoid that in his characters

- He never played a caster because he can't choose among so many spells

- He bullies the ranger because he thinks it's too situational

- He makes good builds

- The fact that Melone is totally unable to make decent builds drives him nuts

- But he can't resist helping Melone's character when they get in trouble

- Trouble that was caused by Melone's character themselves, by the way

- He always plays the same alignment

- He fights with Illuso's fighter because the both want to do the tank

- He played the paladin once but he became an Oathbreaker at level 1 because he cursed his own deity