#draconeedstocalmdown

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lucius: potter potter potter potter

lucius: why don’t you just marry him already

draco:

draco: so we have your blessing?

lucius: *sobbing*

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harry: if you were to die, what would your last words be?

draco: finally

harry: no

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draco: let’s fight

harry: about what

draco: what’s your favorite animal

harry: an elephant

draco: fuck elephants

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draco: i have a new hoodie

harry: ‘we’ have a new hoodie

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draco: i’m goy

draco: gey

draco: guy

pansy: it’s okay draco take your time

draco: *pointing at harry* BOYS

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draco: *coughing violently*

harry: don’t die

draco: don’t tell me what to do

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ron: cmon harry, admit it

harry: ???

hermione: we know you have a crush on malfoy

harry: *backflips out window* the boy who lived is now the boy who leaved bye yall-

ron: ...

hermione: that’s not even grammatically correct

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ollivander; *examining dracos wand* 10 inches, hawthorn, unicorn hair

harry: that’s not the only 10 inches he has

draco: ...

ollivander: ...

ron: ...

hermione: ...

draco: what the fuCK-

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draco: *loud sigh*

harry: what’s wrong?

draco: you haven’t paid any attention to me in the last 10 minutes

harry: we’re watching a movie-

draco: diD I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE

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Drarry as roommates

draco: top or bottom?

harry: *blushing* well i- uh-

draco: i’m talking about bunk beds can you stop being gay for one second

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draco: 911? i think my boyfriend is trying to poison me-

harry: it’s fucking seaSONING

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draco: harry, love what are you eating?

harry: a family size bag of crisps

draco: but that’s a normal size bag of crisps

harry: everything’s family size when you’re an orphan

draco: harry nO-

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draco: i’m a straight as my wand

harry: *breaks his wand*

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ron: do you eat nerds?

harry: idk does draco count? i mean he does have hogwarts a history memorized

ron: i

ron: i meant the candy

harry: o h

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oh fuck i’m gay

-harry after seeing draco shirtless.

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hermione: harry whats this?

harry: that’s my to-do list

hermione: oh that’s great! i’m happy you’re finally being organized!

harry: ...

hermione: harry, this just says ‘draco’

harry: