#dr.catatonic

[terrifiedtrinket]

these pngs of dr.catatonic

i kinda want to turn him into a homestuck troll…

[somberauthor]

There’s a podcast called [FILTERLESS] that’s pretty cool, And i think you should do an AceOfShame x Dr.Catatonic little drabble…please.

I... alright.

ACEOFSHAME X DR.CATATONIC

It was april 13, and ace was getting ready to confess to his senpai, cat. he was getting ready in his favorite kawaii desu outfit. he already sent the note to his senpai asking him to meet under the cherry tree. TIME SKIP

Ace had finally spotted his senpai, cat!!!

''S-s-s--s-s-s--s-ssenpai!!!!! y-y--y-y-y--y-y-y-y--y-y-y---y-y-y-y-you're here!!'' Ace said very cutely.

''Ace what do you want.'' Cat said, looking up at ace from his 4'5 stature.

''I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I LIKE YOU SENPAI!!!!!!!'' Ace squealed cutely.

''dude I'm not gay. I have a literal girlfriend''

''B-B-B-B-B--B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT SENPAI!!! STOP LYING!!! YOU AREN'T STRAIGHT!!! YOU'RE GAY!!!'' Ace yelled, bawling his eyes out.

''dude what the fuck stop. also get out of that skirt.'' Cat said, stepping back slightly.

''NO!! SENPAI!! I DID THIS FOR YOU!!! WE DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!" Ace screamed, as he fell to his knees.

''dude wake up. the accident was 5 years ago.'' Cat said, before Ace woke up with a start.

All he could see was the padded walls of the room her entered almost 6 years ago now. Jesus christ, what happened?

THIS IS SATIRE I SWEAR.

[terrifiedtrinket]

guys look at toastr

he needs to be seen

look at him

[terrifiedtrinket]

guys he’s a furry, don’t let him lie to you

[terrifiedtrinket]

i’m having way too much fun

[somberauthor]

soooo— the [filterless] podcast talked about your fic… you know what that means

PART 2!!

I saw.. and now i'm going to make this series worse.

ACEOFSHAME X DR.CATATONIC PART TWO

''S-S-S-S--S-S-S-S-ENPAI!!!! W-WAIT FOR ME!!!'' ace squealed cutely.

''dude we're the same age stop calling me senpai'' cat looked up, being 3'9 now.

''b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but senpai!!!'' ace cried out, pouting adorably

''you look like an idiot stop''

''but pwease onii-chan!!!' he whined

''dude. stop. we're not siblings either thats just weird.'' cat sighed.

''dawg just play along.'' ace groaned, crossing his arms.

''fine.'' -cat

''hey ace-chawn~~~!!!'' cat squealed

''it's CHAN goddamnit'' -ace

''FUCK FINE'' -cat

''hey ace-chan!!!!'' -cat

''thank you.'' ace said, getting his cutesy voice back on.

''c-c-c-c--c-c-c--=c-ccan you meet me on the roof!!!!!!!'' -ace

''okay'' cat said walking away as fast as he could as ace squealed in joy.

TIME SKIP

ace has just finished killing his rival for his senpais love. yes, he was a yandere now. but then he heard a yell come from behind him.

''DUDE WHAT THE FUCK???'' the 3'9 man yelled from behind him.

''S-S-S-S-S--S-S--S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S--S-SENPAI!!! YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS!!!!!'' ace said, tears filling up his wide anime kawaii desu eyes.

''dude. wake up. wake up wake up wake up''

all ace could see was white. a white padded room. He couldn't move. This was it. All he will ever see again.