#dr josef heiter

[jvlesx]

"I'm a sick man."

wouldn't it be cool if I liked normal things like pokemon or star wars or something

[radicalellska]

[alexpdcl]

I watched the human centipede thinking that I would be disgusted to death but ended up liking this stupid psycho german ex-surgeon

[ltcmdrpossum]

They didn't bond very well

[heroicvilliansometimes]

[z0mbiebitchb0y]

MY GRANDMA SAYS I MAY BE ABLE TO BE THE DOCTOR FROM HUMAN CENTIPEDE FOR HALLOWEEN I already have boots, I have black sweat pants, and I have many black shirts all I need is a coat, and black shades an 3 Barbie dolls and a lil of fake blood

[frostcorpsclub]

If you had to ship Virginia and Suzy with different b-list slashers, who would you pick and why?

Omg this is such an interesting question! So as it turns out I haven't seen a lot of what google considers a "b-list horror film" so I may not be able to answer for Virginia unfortunately, also what google considers a b list film you may not but I really REALLY wanted to answer this!

I'm happy to hear from you or others about slashers they'd ship the ladies with!

Suzy option 1:

Dr. Josef Heiter from the Human Centipede

Come on are you surprised lmao

Him being german is just a plus honestly it would be nice for her to speak in another language that's comfortable for her that others around them may or may not be able to understand. She adores a man who knows what he wants and is willing to do anything and everything to make his dream a reality, not caring about the cruelty that they have to enact on the way. She also uh...as you know loves Dick From That Old Man as we here on tumblr like to say.

In this universe I imagine her mother would go through with the choice of sending her away but instead of sending her to boarding school she would go to live with the extended Schneeflocke family in Germany. Her mastery of covering up her offputting personality with warm loving deeds and a knack for nurturing would take her through nursing school where she would eventually come to work in the same hospital as Dr. Heiter.

Of course, being Suzy, she would very quickly become an angel of death type. She would give patients meds they didn't need so she could be right there when they needed saving. She would genuinely have a passion for her field, the rush that being an essential assistant for the doctors brought her was almost as thrilling as being the arbiter of life or death.

Seeing Dr. Heiter work is something she'd find mesmirizing and she'd find ways to constantly be around him in an attempt to learn more about his work. Despite his social difficulties-

"Human beings are very difficult for [Doctor Heiter], so he has to create stuff to get out of that complete isolation and loneliness and sadness and anger he has inside of himself."—Dieter Laser (rest in peace)

-Suzy has a special talent for making people feel like the most important genius in the world. This lead to a relationship where he would share his ideas, his dreams for his work, and Suzy would encourage him to do MUCH worse. By the time he retired she was very close to being found out with her own string of crimes so she decided that she was going to quit and become her lovers personal assistant.

Suzy option 2:

Jojo the Klownzilla

If Suzy was the type to write fanfic this is what she'd write.

We don't exactly know where the female klowns come from? There's the theory that the popcorn worm things are where all baby klowns come from but there's also the theory that the female klowns are made in a different way and that's why the main woman is kidnapped in a bubble. I'm going with the latter for this.

This time during her parents divorce Xavier was able to dodge charges and took Suzy with him to California, choosing a mid size town where he live with his daughter in peace but still have access to operate his business. She was unfortunately out in the town the night of the invasion, her poor father out of the state on a business trip. Like other species' females in the past Suzy was captured and transformed into a female klown, all that really changed was her physical makeup as her personality meshed very well with the nature of the species.

She was tasked with watching over and helping to clean the large room that Jojo resides in, something she was not a fan of at all after a previous life of pampering...an attitude that is the exact reason they gave her the job. However, the longer she watched how her new fellow klowns interacted with Jojo, the power he held over them all on top of his massive stature, she began to see the job as an honor and went above and beyond.

I wish there was more details to extrapolate from to say how they BECAME closer but I like to think Suzy is more like Jojo's favorite pet than anything. Like how villains have those bitchy spoiled little cats on their laps.

[bunfellow]

the best movie of all a masterpiece of art called

[kasztanek86]

I call this movie absolute cinema, but so many won't listen...

[willbeck]

would yuo draw heiter & howard switching their glasses,, i think heiter would be so confused on how howard sees on them & its funny

hsuhiahdahad YES .... heiter has that perfect 20/20 vision but the moment he puts on those god-knows-how-many degrees howard's glasses are, everything he sees is a blurrrrr.... howard looks swag af though

[paxbisonica]

[alexpdcl]

put together two of the most sane men who likes to sew stuff with human bodies into a room and see what happens

[fartmaster34]

thuis pose will NEVER not be funny

[ltcmdrpossum]

✨️✨️✨️ I don't remember if I posted these or not so here you go 🐛🐛🐛⭐️

[takentosilenthill]

Pet.

my first time drawing Dr. Heiter and the 'pede :). we need more art of him in his blue shirt

[frostcorpsclub]

Whenever I look at human jack all I see is doctor Josef heiter

Weirdly enough

they don’t even have the same actor

they just weirdly resemble one another

That's because they're both sick fucks of course, Jack may not have the prowess and he probably wouldn't make a human monster thing he couldn't fuck but...he does like scary german people (points at Suzy)