#dr clef x you

[skyeconch]

Dr. Clef : And then another time—

Y/N, stands up from seat : No.

Dr. Clef : —I successfully peed in the gatorade bottle, and then I forgot I peed in the Gatorade bottle—

Y/N, pacing around the room : Please, no—

Dr. Clef : And I took a sip—

Y/N : STOOOOPP! Like— just stop??

Y/N : You need to stop! Just use the fricking toilet! Like everybody else?!

[spooky-hey]

Well.... Why not??

[monigote001]

MONSTER OCxCANON

We saw the point of view of Alex about the break-up point, but what about Clef?

Yeahhh hope y'all like it, I put love in this so huhhh

reblogs are appreciated, thank you so much in advance<33

[devilgrimoire]

please give us the full aziraphale outfit

these took me too long and now I am free

[seqyv]

love-struck:

experiencing intense feelings of romantic love for someone; besotted or infatuated.

Author: Moto42 Title: SCP-173 - The Sculpture Source: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173 CC BY-SA 3.0

[leprechaunbitch]

Having a rreally stupid argument = agressivly making out

For those who use shaw instead of bright what is their ship name? Is it like, Claw? Idk plz lemme know

[theyanderespecialist]

SHE'S NOT FAT, SHE'S PREGNANT 1 (Scenarios) 049, 073, 076, Clef X Pregnant S/O (Yandere) (SCP Foundation) (SCP 049, SCP 073/Cain, SCP 076-2/Abel, Dr. Alto Clef)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! In this chapter, it is one from Tumblr, which is 049, 073, 076, and Alto Clef being yandere with a pregnant Significant Other. Then some D Class calling them fat and this is how they would react to it in their scenario! I hope that you all enjoy this!]

(Disclaimer: SCPS 049, 073/Cain, 076/Abel, and Dr. Alto Clef are Not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine. Just do not be gross or illegal about it. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life!)

(A Doctor's Touch) (SCP 049)

(SCP 049's POV)

I am sitting with my partner giving her an exam. She is pregnant, about three months. I was able to get her pregnant in a breach. The Foundation had been less than pleased with me. I almost lost my mind when they would not let me see her. I finally agreed to work with them if they let her stay with me. I hear the door open and a guard and D Class come in.

"Who is the fat bitch?" The D Class says and I set down the cloth. "I will be right back my dear."

I kiss her belly and then kiss her and walk over to the man. The guard thinks I am doing nothing. Oh, what a fool he is.

"Excuse me, kind sir I did not hear what you said about my partner," I say.

"I said she is fa-" I did not let him finish as I touched him and he dropped. The Guard instantly put his gun up. "Do not worry, I have no issue with you. Go call another D Class to clean this up, preferably one who is less rude."

The Guard walks out quickly and I walk back to my partner she is staring at the body. I stand in front of her view.

"It is okay, my dear (Name). I took care of it." I tell her and kiss her.

No one insulted the mother of my children.

(Deadly Politeness) (SCP 073/Cain)

(SCP 073/Cain's POV)

I am holding my girlfriend on my lap. She is so soft and full of our love. About five months into her pregnancy. I could not help but hold her close as much as I can. The O5 cancel had not been happy when I got her pregnant. I had more or less tricked her into it. But that does not matter anymore. She is now my girlfriend and we are going to start our family soon. I could not wait.

We are in the canteen and I hear someone call her fat. She looks down I know she has been worried about her figure. I pull away from her. Telling her I will be right back. I find the D Class that said those vile words.

I tap his shoulder with a polite smile. "I heard what you said about my girlfriend."

"The fat on-" I did not waste a second and punched him right in the face with my metal arm.

His skull cracks and he is dead before he hits the ground. "Have a nice day!" I say and before the guards can react I am back with my girlfriend, snuggling her once more.

(Rage Trance Activated) (SCP 076-2/Abel)

(SCP 076-2/Abel's POV)

I am training with the mother of my child watching me. I agreed to work for the foundation once more. As long as (Name) stayed with me. We ended up having a child. I could not wait to train our children to be warriors. I see the Daily D Class come in. I see him say something to (Name). Her face falters and I am by her in a second. Turning to the D Class.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER!" I Snarl.

"I-"

I grab him by the throat. "(Name) What did he say to you?!" I demand.

She hesitates and I look at her telling her to tell me.

"He just called me fat, it is no big deal."

My eyes narrow on him. "No big deal? Tell you, pathetic human, this woman is carrying my child, a future warrior. She is going through a glorious transformation! AND YOU DARE CALL HER FAT!" I snarl and rip his head off.

The Guards storm over and I grab a blade. THEY WILL ALL PAY! NO ONE INSULTS THE ONLY WORTHY WOMAN!

(Bang Bang) (Dr. Alto Clef)

(Dr. Alto Clef's POV)

I smirked at my wife, she blushes as I kiss down her neck. Whispering in her ear how sexy she is. She blushes and grips my shirt. We are in the cafeteria. I pull away to play my ukelele, walking around the room. Drawing the song out. My wife begins to eat. She needed to put on more weight as she is not at a healthy weight for twins. I watch her carefully and hear a D class speak as I pass by.

"God, look at her eat, what a fat bitch. Shame to cause she is pr-" I grabbed my ukelele and smash it into his skull. He screams and falls to the ground. I stomp my boot into his skull.

"The Fuck you say about MY WIFE!" I snap pulling out my gun.

She is the first woman I was able to fully love and is giving me a second chance at a family. I WILL NOT LET ANYONE TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT. I shoot my gun into his stomach twice. Suddenly painfully tumors start to sprout on his body and burst. He screams in agony while he dies. I then go over to my wife, pick up her and throw her over my shoulder. Then grab her food, and we will eat in my office.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I really am happy with this one! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: WIP

SCP Scenarios Masterlist/pt 2 | My Works Masterlist | Main Masterlist | Rules | My Original Post | Request | Socials

SCP 682 x Fem!Scientist!Reader | Oneshot (REQUESTED)

Dr Gerald/SCP 666-J | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

When the reader quits her job | FT. 073, 069, Dr Bright, Dr Glass, Dr Clef, Dr Kondraki, Dr Gerald (REQUESTED)

SCP 079 x Thicc!Reader (REQUESTED)

When they see you get hurt | SCP x Child!Reader (REQUESTED)

Dr Clef x O5!Reader (REQUESTED)

MTF x Reader | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

How they react to a Male!God/Witch!Reader being revived (REQUESTED)

When they get into a fight (REQUESTED)

SCP 001 (Gate Guardian) x Reader | Smut/Lemon (REQUESTED)

When the reader has body image issues (REQUESTED)

When the reader is a Neko (REQUESTED)

When they look after a child | Ft. SCP 1867 and SCP 662 (REQUESTED)

SCP 076 (Abel) - NSFW Alphabet (REQUESTED)

SCP 049-J x Fem!Plague Doctor!Reader (REQUESTED)

Roadtrip Headcanons (REQUESTED)

SCP 023 - Black Shuck (New Character | REQUESTED)

When they meet an Immortal!Winged!Child!Reader | Part 2 (REQUESTED)

When the reader goes missing (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like Alistor (Hazbin Hotel) (REQUESTED)

Reader is hypersexual (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like enderman and/or creeper (REQUESTED)

Reader falls into a coma (REQUESTED)

Reader is Omisexual and Omnigender (REQUESTED)

Highschool AU - SCP as Teachers

[st1mmywimmy]

is there any way you could do a dr alto clef or dr iceberg stimboard?both are from the scp foundation, whichever is easier for you is alright :)) /nf

❄️dr iceberg stimboard❄️

art by pepperpixel (youtube)

x x x - x x - x x

[nyrobnua8983]

Ignore [Dr. Clef x Reader]

Female Reader, She/Her

A Sketch of How He Demands Your Attention When You're Busy

Status: You’re in a relationship

Doctor Alto Clef also works at the Foundation, and he understands how much time is consumed by filling out documents and other paperwork you're given. However, this doesn't mean that all your time should be devoted to them and not to your beloved boyfriend.At first, Clef understood and accepted your desire to climb the career ladder and keep up the pace. But at one point, he noticed that you hadn’t been in contact with him for four days and were ignoring everything happening around you. Once again, you missed a call from your boyfriend because your phone was on silent - and so was his patience. Approaching your door, he knocked out of courtesy but entered immediately without waiting for a response. What he saw was you, hunched over those damned documents for who knows how many days.

–Good evening... Yoo-hoo!

he said, standing in front of you while waving his hands and saying something.

–When did I become invisible or just a sound to you? Or did I do something wrong?

The urge to throw something at you grew inside him, but his love for you subdued it, keeping him in a somewhat reasonable state.He tried talking to you for about ten minutes, but it was like you were in a trance.

–No, this is not okay with me anymore

he finally said, coming up behind you. Deciding to get your damn attention differently, he flashed a Cheshire grin, lifted you into his arms, and, sitting down like a king on your chair, placed you on his lap.Startled, you looked around and, noticing Clef’s displeased expression, lowered your gaze apologetically.

–Sorry... I got too caught up in work... it's just...

–It’s just that you ignored the existence of our relationship and me entirely for four days.

–Four days? Oh... I'm sorry... You know how much I want to climb the career ladder... Plus, I had a few outstanding tasks.

Shifting your position on your boyfriend's lap, your legs now on either side of his hips, you kissed him on the cheek with a soft smile as a sign of your apology.

–Do you think that's enough to earn my forgiveness?

he asked with a note of strictness, and a moment later, his hands slipped under your turtleneck, gently squeezing your waist.His breath - authoritative and full of desire - was felt on your plump lips. You missed him, of course, and getting a kiss from him right now would be wonderful. But just as you tried to do so, he turned your head away, preventing you from making the move.

–Is this my punishment?

you asked shyly, feeling the wet kisses and gentle bites on your neck.Alto remained silent, giving no answer, and swiftly placed your body on the desk, towering over you. His large hands caressed your back and legs as you shyly stared at the ceiling, quietly humming.

–I missed you terribly,

was the only thing he said before he began undressing you.

[scp230kinnie]

HIII!! Can i request Dr. Bright, Dr. Glass and Dr. Clef with an s/o that can burn anything they touch when they want to? ty!

Various! SCP researchers x fire powers! Reader

Ermmmm okay itts been so long since I’ve written stuff

Characters: Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, Dr. Glass

Warnings: Fire, cringe, not proofread

Dr. Jack Bright

-he loves lighting stuff on fire in the first place

-when he met you (or found out about your abilities) the interest in fire went up by 1000

- makes you light anything he needs tbh😭

- candles, joints, whatever the hell

- would LOVE to show you off whenever he can

- “look what my partner can do 😻”- him before making you light something on fire probably

- prays you won’t turn on him and light him on fire or something

-would for sure tease clef and kondraki

- would show you his favourite things to burn (everything)

- tries to get you to help him in pranks and stuff with that

- would probably try to get you to light him on fire to see what happens

- would make s’mores with you duh

- He thinks you’re………

-hot

-I’m so sorry

Dr. Alto Clef

not sure if he’s jealous or terrified

- at least you can keep him warm

- would get you a fire extinguisher every holiday as a joke

- will get insurance on everything immediately

-would definitely make dates exciting

-whether you do it for fun or just when necessary, he does NOT care

- would always get you to light his cigarettes

-will literally not accept a lighter

-like seriously will cross the entire foundation or something to find you just to light his cigarettes

-wants you to blow stuff up

-anyone he’s mad at he would definitely threaten to have you light them on fire

- will not stop with the fire puns🙁

Dr. Simon Glass

he thinks it’s badass as long as you’re not hurting anyone or yourself

- would spend all his time trying to make sure you’re not lighting anything on fire

- Without his permission

-definitely wants to study you more

-sorry but you’ll always be a test subject with him 😭💀

- would also get you a fire extinguisher every holiday, but not as a joke

-this man is always TERRIFIED for you and your safety

-along with the people around you

-is absolutely fascinated by you

-if you live together he tries his hardest to fire proof and safety the house

-even if you’re not using it

-he would honestly try to find ways to use your abilities in beneficial, productive, or creative ways

Okay guys that’s it pls enjoy

SEND ME SAW OR REPO THE GENETIC OPERA REQUESTS PLEASE😭 WHILE IM STILL HYPERFIXATED

That’s all bye

[skyeconch]

Y/N : Be nice!

Dr. Clef : I am!

Y/N : You just threatened them with a knife!

Dr. Clef : Yeah but I didn’t stab them!

[05-redacted]

Dr. Bright x new employee headcanons?

~°SCP HEADCANNOS•~

So do you want to play tug a war with 682, ring around the rosie with 049, hide and seek with 106, peek a boo with 096 or blind man hide and seek with 173?

Take your time really! Not like you much time left anyways

This motherfucker will try to kill you without you noticing it and then act innocent when he gets interrogate.

"How was I supposed to know that they were gonna get lock up in 682's chamber?" Cue the "innocent" face.

Luckily you'll only get a broken bone since he has been under tight supervision when it comes to new employees.

You will also be getting a ton of pitying looks and when asked about it he will just give you "don't worry about it"

Congratulations if you guys get along I sincerely hope to God you have medical insurance because your now stuck with him and you won't ever get rid of him.

If you hear your name coming out the speaker and you hear shit in the background. You have two choices

You go and (Unintentionally) get in some chaos

Or you could wait to be picked up via shopping cart that runs on a car battery with Kondraki in the steering wheel while Clef shoots an angry 682 and Bright gives you a run down of what's going on.....

Good times!!!

[monigote001]

my phone almost exploded doing this

[multiversal-traveler-clef]

Pinned post or something

Dr. Alto Clef, you can also call me Traveler

It/He + Neos

Queer fucker

Reality Bender

Local deer cryptid

Multiversal traveller

Old hairy fat dude

I hunt twinks for sport

Other people in my system:

Agent Ukulele, aka Umber - Any X neos + It/Shadow

Francis Wojciechowski, aka Chess - They/He/Soft

Chimera/Delta - It + Any beast related neos

Dunno if any others will show up

Sorting Tags (Will be updated as needed):

Dr. Alto Clef - Character tag

Agt. Ukulele - Character tag

Francis W. - Character tag

Chimera-Delta - Character tag

Multiverse travels - Reblog tag

Banes talks - Mod OOC tag

Banesberry art - Art tag, its the same one we use on our main blog for convenience

[[[Mod info: Gimmick blog about a Clef that travels the multiverse. This version of Clef is a system, and is basically an in-character rp blog for the Timeskipper subsys within the A Major subsystem. Call us Banes if refering to us, the mod, OOC

Considering this is a multiverse hopper, other Clef rp blogs can interact and are encouraged too. Crossovers between various fandoms will also happen often

There is a specific SCP canon that Traveler comes from, feel free to ask about it

We are protraying ourselves closer to how we acted back at the foundation, albeit with some changes due to being in a multiverse traveler setting. We dont act exactly like this irl

Pfp and banner by us]]]

[toto-the-cactus]

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