#doug stegmyer

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doug says goodnight to everyone

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doug was definitely sobbing and crying and weeping when writing this

meanwhile russ is just enjoying his big ol' bottle of vodka and eggs.

in christmas cooking de la liberty, do you fellow crazy children wonder why we can't put doug and richie together, otherwise it'll all explode? this interview, statue of liberty explains it (THIS IS NOT A REAL INTERVIEW I MADE IT UP ON THE SPOT)

q: "why can't we put doug and richie together?"

l: "it explodes."

q: "but haven't mr. steygmyer and mr. javors been best friends since childhood?"

l: "yea."

q: "wouldn't they cause more trouble?"

l: "no. doug's too busy holding russell's leg."

q: "what?"

l: "here's a photo.."

q: "oh. well, what about mr. cannata and mr. stegmyer-"

l: "explosion."

q: "wait, mr. devitto, where are you off to? this-"

l: "im hungry."

fin.

david is all about getting them points... even if it means hurting billy (or freaky joel from the sometimes a fantasy vid).

In the 1981 holiday issue of the Root Beer Rag newsletter Billy Joel and his band shared some of their favorite recipes.

Russell Javors

"Special" eggnog

Richie Cannata

An actual recipe that sounds pretty good. You can tell who in this band actually does the homework.

Billy Joel

Billy's Creole Delight!

David Brown

David's "favorite recipe" is his girlfriend's slop for when he comes home starving. Also loses points for being a man submitting a dish his girlfriend cooks for him.

Liberty DeVitto

Liberty telling us all which ones get into trouble, lol.

Doug Stegmeyer

Doug just completely abandoning the recipe concept.

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posting these because i just like died from a headache

"hoe what are you doing get off the floor"

-probably russell

they were dancing together while playing guitar and it was so cute. i love russell and david so much

its not common we get doug breaking the fourth wall, david just nodding, while billy is. uh. fuck. i dont know bro what is he doing

i like to think of them being like "oh look at them look at the common folk ohohoho!" like 1900s rich people lmao

james the train conductor (richie looks great, izzy you literally have the same hairstyle as

russell looks so done. meanwhile doug is just 🎸

idk i just like this frame lmfao

anyways this is WHAT SHOULDVE been movin out. telling billy's story instead of like fucking dancing like a ballerina okay

four hours for you guys

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guys i love them so much

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fiyerrrooooo, leo, and victoria toto

from the twisted tale of oz !!!

you guys im scared, its the 21st december for me and im not in the christmas sprit !

update: it's doug stegmyer's birthday (December 23rd) and i am still not in the christmas sprit !

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BILLY AND HIS BAND

!!!ft. a lot of david

brown and doug stegmyer

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

BILLY AND HIS BAND !!!

ft. a lot of david brown and doug stegmyer