#douchepool

[romancemoved]

Next the engine will grow and mature, and get bigger, more powerful and faster.

After about a year the train will give birth to a single large train baby!!

Airplane love story An aeromorph female airplane shows her boobs to a male aeromorph, the two airplanes starts to kiss Male aeromorphs are very interested and passionate in love with female aeromorphs

[crimelcrd]

ᴊᴀsᴏɴ's ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴀ ғɪᴛ

ʙᴀɴɢ! ╾━╤デ╦︻  ❝ WE AREN’T THE FUCKING SAME. I’M NOT LIKE YOU. ❞                                   ( @douchepool​​ )

[whitesuited]

*  𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚈 𝚆𝚁𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙳.     |     @douchepool​ said : 🎁 for random, and shuffle said : #17 -- dua lipa’s good in bed.

SHE’S WELL AWARE OF THE FACT HE’S PROBABLY REVELING IN THIS A LITTLE TOO MUCH --------------- asking for his help (   again; it’s becoming a pattern lately. one she’s not exactly going to ADMIT to, but the writing’s pretty much on the wall at this point   ) knowing she NEEDS it, and all he has to do to make her day just a little shittier is say ‘ no ’. which ----------- he has. three times now. even after a ‘ pretty please with sugar on top ’. she SIGHS and leans back in her chair, opting to focus on the ceiling instead of him. it’s her only card right now and it sucks.

           “you LOVE to disappoint me, don't ya?

[pendraigon-moved]

                             @douchepool​​​​   ›   𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢𝔡   𝔣𝔬𝔯   𝔞   𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯,

                       ❛   ...   i   broke   a   pot.   ❜

[apizzalegacy]

Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine      ft @douchepool 

[xstrange]

——      starter   call   (   one-liner,   selective   !   )         //         @douchepool​

"      deadpool   ?      i   can't   say   i   was   expecting   to   see   you.      "

[vagasbonds]

ellies arms are crossed , indignantly avoiding eye contact . she KNOWS her dad would be the last  person to chastise her for any form of violence ; it just doesn’t stop the sinking guilt of what it MEANT . he left her with the prestons so that she could build a life -- one that was most assuredly supposed to be better than HIS or LIVING WITH HIM .

punching a kid at school was not  a good start , no matter how trivial . it felt like she was almost letting him down . not that he would mind in the slightest , upfront at least . she grumbles ,  ❛ i punched him in the face because he said dinosaur nuggets were for babies . AND HE WAS WRONG !  dino nuggets are for people with a CONSCIENCE and a BRAIN . which he had neither . clearly . ❜

&& . @douchepool / FATHER DAUGHTER DUO !

[torchered]

THE   TASTE   OF   COPPER   IS   BITTER ,    seeping   through   clenched   teeth   as   exhausted   vision   scans   the   surroundings ,    an   attempt   to   determine   where   the   hell   he   crashed   landed .    a   hand   reaches   to   wipe   across   pursed   lips .    brows   furrow ,    telltale   look   of   indignation   muddling   otherwise   pristine     [    if   he   does   say   so   himself  !    ]     features .        ❛      DUDE ,    genuine   question   . . .    are   you   ever   not   hungry ??     i’ve   heard   you   say   it   at   least   five   times   in   the   last   10   minutes  -  you   talk   REALLY   loud ,     by   the   way .      ❜        /        @douchepool​

[brainwranglertm-a]

@douchepool liked for a starter ! 

                                A    HUM    LEAVES    HER    CHEST    ,    ,    feet    walking    down    the    pavement        and    hues    wandering    around    ,    ,    (    wait    )    her    shoes    stopped    tapping    and    the    doctor    turned    to    look    at    the    person    sitting    on    the    LEDGE    of        the    overpass    ,    ,    she    found    herself    next    to    the    other    -    -    -    hands    settling    on    the    cement    edge        ,    ,    ❝    isn’t    it    crazy    to    think    that    all    of    these    cars    have    people    in    them    -    and    every    person    has    their    OWN    LIVES    ❞    she    head    turns    gaze    on    the    other        ❝    can    i    sit    with    you    ?    ?    ❞    

[dervoured-a]

@douchepool  +  starter call .

❝   how did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other  ?   ❞      oh ,   there’s a small grin forming while popping open two beers   :   small  glance up .   as if it’s going to be the greatest joke ever told .     ❝     .  .  .     they were dead ringers .   ❞

[crimelcrd]

❛  you wanna do something fun ?  ❜

ʙᴀɴɢ! ╾━╤デ╦︻ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏғ ғᴜɴ?                             ❝ I don't associate with hired hands. I think you're scum. ❞

[firefated]

“  𝐦𝐲  𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬  𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭  𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞  𝐚  𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬  𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞  𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬            it’s  like  a  frat  house  set  off  a   bomb.  ”     angered  only  slightly,    jean  closes  her  eyes  to  manage  the  mild  headache.     /     &     𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓    ⸻     @douchepool​ 

[pendraigon-moved]

It’s been two years since we found each other again 💗 and I don’t wanna miss a day . You’re one of my best friends and I don’t know what I’d do without you . It’s Been about four years since we got to know each other so …. To the next four years 💗 and hopefully , we can enjoy cocktails in the bathtub together soon 🍹

 i   forgot   to   reply   to   this   when   you   sent   it,   so   please   forgive   me   my   love   for   the   lateness   !!   but   tonia,   my   dear   tonia,   i   am   in   disbelief   that   it’s   been   two   years   already,   and   yet   it   feels   like   we’ve   never   dropped   out   of   contact.   thank   you   for   being   an   ever   constant   in   my   life   and   being   there   for   me   <3   (   also   apologises   for   the   mr   blobby   photo   today   )   i   love   you   to   the   moon   and   back   ♥♥♥

[espercr]

❝ . . . you’re 𝒏𝒐𝒕 here to buy a cupcake . . . are you ? ❞ her tone is hopeful , hardly wavering - but knowing her luck she’s afraid to be too 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 about his intentions . // @douchepool​ hit the ❤ for somethin’ lil ​

[shewalked]

@douchepool​      ›     you belong with me,   fearless

      ❝     you  say  you’re  fine,  but  i  know  you  better  than  that.     ❞

[vagasbonds]

@douchepool​​ said :   hey , little lady ! no cussing !     ↳ UNPROMPTED! / always accepting.

SHE SQUINTS AT HER FATHER , one brow raised to show her skepticism . hands prop themselves on her hips .

❛ okay , FIRST OF ALL : curse words are just social constructs developed by linguistic elitists . so nothing is really  a bad word , ❜ ellie smirks before moving to her second point ,  ❛ SECOND OF ALL : you’re either joking or you’re an evil clone .  ‘cause  ‘m pretty sure MY DAD was the proudest ever when i said FUCK  for the first time .  ❜