#douchelord mondobutt

[tainbocuailnge]

If you were to pick a race from Zelda to be besides Hylian, Goron wouldn’t be your first pick but it definitely wouldn’t be your last

see now this is some good quality fuckor, you’re absolutely right and I hate it

[cerastes]

Just out of curiosity, what did you know about FMA before diving in? It looked like you were caught completely off guard by Hughes and Nina so like what did you know / thought you knew going in?

Not a fucking thing.

[justintaco]

I followed for the gatchaman back when insight started i think

Well I hope you’re enjoying the slow but steady rewatch

[gggoofiestgoober]

Im having a hard time not typing in bato when i go look for manga now, but apparently mangarock works pretty well. dont know how sketchy it is but it doesnt seem too bad

ooooohhh i’ll look into that!!! thanks!!!

[kurumis-archive]

have you read Cheerful Amnesia? Its this really cute yuri series where the main character wakes up with amnesia one day in the hospital, sees her girlfriend from before she got amnesia, and immediately falls in love with her on sight

I HAVEN’T! I saw a cap of it a while back and it looked so cute but I didn’t know the series name, so I REALLY REALLY need to check it out

[ask-frederick]

Sir Frederick, if you were to swap lieges with another of your stature - Sir Seth or Dame Titania for example - for a day who would you want to swap with?

“Ah, this one is rather easy. Sir Jagen of Altea. While many other lords and ladies of yore have been splendid people and excellent warriors, none of them save Prince Marth share a bloodline with my own lieges. Without him, I’ve no doubt that the Shadow Dragon, Medeus, would have enslaved the world. At the very least, Marth’s descendant, the first Exalt, would never have been born to lay the Fell Dragon, Grima, low. Defending the Hero King would be tantamount to retroactively defending all of my lieges in one. Heh, come to think of it, I believe Lady Lucina aimed to do just the same.”

“What’s more, I understand that Prince Marth was tender of heart and a bit naiveduring the early years of his adventures. I’ve plenty of experience with both traits in my own lieges, so I believe I could provide him with the same kind of critical counsel that Sir Jagen offered him. I’d not be around long enough to make too much of a difference, but I don’t believe that some extra insight would hurt much. 

“..Though I suppose I would have to leave out as many details about the future as possible during my time with him. Heavens forbid I let some crucial detail slip that thrusts the world I know into disarray. Gods, can you imagine it? A world ruled by the descendants of Emperor Hardin? Falchion taking the form of a dessert spoon? Vaike as high nobility? I shudder at thought.”

[kumateddi]

I started listening to jotr (I'm on episode 8 rn) and I just wanna say that CJ is my son and I love him and I'm really enjoying the rest of the cast and story too

IM GLAD YOU LIKE HIM!!!

[grifalinas]

for that anon: bato(.)to is honestly the best place to read bnha (and most other manga) online. All you gotta do is make an account to prove youre not a bot

Here you go, anon! Hope this helps~

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

I’m starting to learn more fighting game terms but all the random numbers are still gibberish to me and I had no idea what a dp was for the longest time

[kamadaeva]

Would you mind linking the bingo card? I’d love to see it

[tainbocuailnge]

who in inuyasha do you think would be the one to go "after all, I am the bitch" cause i was thinking maybe unfuckable miroku or sesshomaru

unfuckable miroku is absolutely the bitch. sesshoumaru isn’t the bitch he is That Bitch the phrases may look similar but there is a world of difference between them. there are many bitches in inuyasha but unfuckable miroku is the only one who is the bitch

[cerastes]

I know this is sort out of left field but in a holy grail war where the last two surviving servants are Dinotendies and Gordon Ramsay Who would win?

Dinotendies (Caster) has an extremely high and yet twisted rank in his class skills: Item Creation (In The Name Of Tragedy) A+++ and Territory Creation (Bedlam) B-. These allow Dinotendies to truly and well bend his surroundings and, to even more devastating effect, whatever he directly attempts to create with his hands, towards the Tendency of Chaos. Given sufficient time and ingredients, and considering his Master survives, Dinotendies can eventually usurp the order of the world and replace the universal status quo with Tendency of Chaos, at which point, he becomes too strong, even for Ramsay to defeat. His already formidable Noble Phantasm, Any Is The Means To Reach All, only grows in power the more Tendency of Chaos he spreads.

It goes without saying that Gordon Ramsay (Berserker) is exceedingly powerful, but if he cannot locate Dinotendies early in the war, he’s toast. Considering they are the last two Servants, this means Dinotendies has already oversaturated Fuyuki with Tendency of Chaos, and thus Gordon Ramsay is doomed to put an admirable yet ultimately futile fight.

In the end, Dinotendies would win if these conditions are reached. You must kill Dinotendies early in the game, or he simply landslides later.

[justintaco]

thanks for posting about land of the lustrous and march comes in like a lion because your posts made me start bingeing both of them

I’m glad

[gggoofiestgoober]

You wake up to see that your entire folder of spongebob pictures has been erased

[cashmoneychiyo]

Do you guys have a favorite gag? My personal fave is that time Mikorin turned himself into lost child services

Grolia: They’re all great, but…. Tomoda. Just Tomoda. (Also that time Nozaki drew everyone else but Suzuki in swimsuits and big boobs because he was basing them off of Mikorin’s figurines.)

Shotty: i second tomoda. i can never forget that particular scene

[ask-frederick]

Sir Frederick! There appear to be many other veteran soldiers throughout history that serve lords like your own that share your characteristics. If you were to meet one which one would like to talk to most? (I'm thinking he'd like Marcus or Gunter)

“Well, I believe I may have answered a question like this some years back, but much has changed since then. Having been allowed the honour of getting to know Sir Jagen, Dame Titania, and Sir Gunter during my time in Askr, I believe that my choices have been narrowed down some.”

“One such soldier would be Sir Marcus of Lycia. Having served both master and heir, the famed Paladin of Pherea was well renowned for his loyalty to his lieges and his wise teachings to the knights that succeeded him. Another is Lady Brigid of House Jungby. A veteran of war, hardship, and sorrow, Lady Brigid survived some of Jugdral’s worst catastrophes while serving as the ever-faithful guardian to the future liberators of Thracia.“

“If I were to choose just one, however, I would hope to meet Sir Seth of Renais. He was a childhood hero of mine, and I deeply desired to follow in his footsteps when I was a younger knight. His prudence, honour, and loyalty are the stuff of legends, and I long believed that I could hold my head up high if I was even half the knight he was. 

These days, however, I believe I have come into my own in a way. While I serve my lord and lady loyally as my predecessors did, I have faltered and grown as well. Struggle and failure have tempered my resolve, and the strange and often terrible things I have encountered have forced me to keep a more open mind. In short: while I may never be a knight of legend, I believe I am the right man for my position. If Sir Seth and I ever crossed paths, I should very much like to speak with him as an equal of sorts.”