#douboutsu sentai zyuohger

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Yamato: I love this baby pygmy hippo. She's so cute. And the mama is so calm.

Sela: Look at my chunky walrus calf. He so chubby.

Amu: *having a field day in the Arctic zone part of the zoo*

Leo: *sleeping with the baby pandas and being lazy like a panda*

Zookeeper 1: Really Leo?

Misao: *in the corner because a parrot spoke the truth about him*

Tusk: At least mines are slow tortoises. *continues sweeping*

Me: Hehe... I'm stroking under the tortoises neck. Yosh, yosh. Whose a happy tortoise. You are.

Tusk: *ahem ahem* Honey, can you not remind me of bedroom time?

Me: Yeah, yeah... I'll go refill their feed.

Sentai reactions seeing all of this at the zoo?

Well... it could be worse, I guess. Just don't invite the chaos makers because that's just asking for trouble

(Also... I hope no one's stupid enough to piss the hippos off because they're deadlier than crocs lol)

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Zyuohger reaction to a child bird zyuman stuffing his or her feathers into Yamato's hair.

Uncle Mario: Now nephew looks like a bird of paradise. *laughs*

Bud: Did you dye your hair, Yamato-san? *snickers*

They'd joke about Mamato suddenly deciding to make a nest on himself (because birds sometimes use their feathers as nesting material to give the eggs/chicks something soft to lay on)... his mothering tendencies have reached all time highs that he turns himself into a nest for his "babies"

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What has most likely happened to make Yamato and Emu looking like this?

More like what hasn't happened that made them look like this

Chaos is just inherent in their lives now

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Yamato and Gira could be friends. They can totally relate to having troublesome team members

Yeah... and then Gira does his tyrant king act and Yamato thinks he's lost his mind

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Sentai react to seeing this pic

Yamato: We don't talk about it

Marvelous: Isn't that the doctor Rider guy though-

Yamato: *pointing Eagriser at Marvelous* We don't talk about it. Understood?

Marvelous: *looking at Eagriser* Yes sir.

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It’s Mother’s Day… and Tsukasa has a gift for the Riders’ and Sentais’ mom-friends.

And as expected it caused a lot of chaos…

What did Emu and Yamato receive for Mother’s Day from one Dickeido?

All-expense paid trip to the Bahamas.

Only he didn't tell anyone he was taking them to the Bahamas, including Emu and Yamato themselves. And he did it by making it look like they were kidnapped in their sleep by goons (who he hired to KO everyone else in house, drug the two mom friends, tie them up and gag them) and taking them there while they were unconscious

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Sentai reactions to...

Mamato: You think Zoology was my only profession?

Leo and Koh: Yes.

Mamato: *smh*

Everyone else nods solemnly and Yamato pouts grumpily for the rest of the day... I guess that's what he gets for being an overbearing wet blanket Mom Friend 😅

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Zyuohger react to Misao meeting multiple deities.

Kouta: *big handshake and hug* *some encouraging words*

Touma: *say some cheesy ass one liner, then give him a signed book*

Ace: *something about praying to him and his wishes would come true*

Tendo: *something something his grandmother said*

Shoichi: I defeated a God of Darkness, so I'm "technically" stronger than him? But come eat at my place whenever you want.

Sougo: I'm Tokiwa-

Woz: You are talking to my liege lord and Master of time, Tokiwa Sougo. As known as Kamen Rider Zi-O. Kneeling before him and praising in his good grace shall grant you a wonderful blessing.

Geiz and Tsukuyomi: Get your ass back over, Woz! *drags him away*

Misao: All of this from our Rider friends is a bit much, but I'll take. *smiles* Who's next?

Me: *breathes* I've got nothing, but this *wipes forehead before kissing gently* May you be blessed with good dreams and being protected against evil spirits. *tap his hands thrice* Last but not least... may yourself with these hands bring you fruitful and bountiful things. May the great cosmos guide you. *leaves peacefully*

Misao: *smiles from the tingling feeling* That's the best one ever. *turns around* Soooo... Was that his marriage proposal to me?

Well, it's a damn sight better than what he got in the show, where he was a sad pathetic meow meow for a good chunk, so might as well

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Sentai react to Tsukasa showing and retelling a revision history.

Tsukasa: Larry said, "Why did you save me?". Then Yamato said, "Mmmmm... Monkey" to Larry.

Larry and Yamato: *incoming death punch*

They call Emu who calls Natsumi to whoop his ass and collect it for the day

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ZenkaiCast Zyohger reacts to Zox's shenanigans and Tusk's predicament.

Zox: Santa must've come early this year... Because you were first on my Christmas list. ikemen 1: Ewww... not interested. Especially with that pick-up line. *goes elsewhere and sees Tusk* What about you green boy? Want to have some fun? Tusk: *blushing hard* Uhhh... *looks to his crew* What do I do? ikemen 1: My oh my... It seems your friend become a big friend.

....Why do I get the feeling this ikemen is someone we know (and love, no matter how horny they are)

Quite frankly I don't think anyone would be really impressed lmao

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https://twitter.com/masaki_nakao_/status/1721833995267346944?t=vUMM29SYDGoWVY9Muo4AMA&s=19

Mamato as Naruto.

Sentai reactions?

Pretty much anyone who grew up in the late 90s/early 00s/is an anime otaku is kind of a mess right now XD Either because of the disconnect between Mamato and Naruto or because of nostalgia feels

Ngl I felt something seeing this... they've actually gone on long enough to reach the epilogue...

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How would Yamato and GaoRed react to being invited by Ultraman Cosmos to visit Planet Juan?

(FYI: Planet Juan is the planet Cosmos protects and is an animal sanctuary for kaoju and monsters.)

Also, Cosmos sends an invitation to Horobi to also invite him and Jin? Would Horobi accept?

I think Yamato and Kakeru (GaoRed) would be understandably a bit on the fence about it. They would be curious about how the kaiju are like in what is presumably their natural habitat, but they are also instinctually nervous because of their negative experiences with the kaiju and MotWs that fought against. Maybe they'd be a bit jumpy and would get into a defensive pose when one of the kaiju roars a bit too loudly.

As for Horobi and Jin... I think he'd be reasonably cautious of just accepting an invitation to another planet, even if Jin gives him the puppy-dog eyes of doom. I do think if Jin keeps nagging him though he'll cave, eventually.

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Sentai react to Mamato dressed up like 50s housewife and then 1 of the idiot reds lifts the skirt to only get hell.

One of the idiot reds: OMG he's actually wearing o-

Mamato: *beating ensues and finds out he has some accomplices* You stupid pervert!!

"...Why did [idiot red] even think about doing that?"

Hiromu, being blunt as ever: "Because they're an idiot, duh. Obviously, they didn't."

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Mamato scolding a shirtless and bandaged Papaharu lol

Where do you think the legend of Mamato was born lol

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Mamato: Awww... This is like a dream job working with pandas.

Amu: Awww... These little panda babies are so cute. Clinging, too.

Sela: Such lovey babies. *feeding the babies*

Leo: Look, guys. I have 5 on me. 2 on my arms. 2 on my legs and one on my back.

Tusk: *smh* *busy taking care of the mess while one tries to cling on to him*

Misao: I need help. Some are just lying on me.

Mario: *sleeping with the pandas*

Sentai reaction to Zyuohgers doing a daycare with pandas?

Pandas alone send the squee levels to the stratosphere and beyond

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Tsukasa: Hey, look! Are these guys, King-Ohgers? Mama Emu: No you fucking looser. That's Kabuto senpai and friends.

Haruto: Are these guys the King-ohgers every is talking about? Yamato: NO! Those guys are our allies called, B-Fighters. Haruto: How about now? Yamato: They are B-Fighter Kabuto.

Everyone's reaction to this annoyance?

Emu: *sigh* Let me deal with these two idiots, Yamato-san... *grabs the Gashacon Breaker*