#doublereality

[spidermansbf]

May I contribute

To combat #unreality posting, we must also post DoubleReality posts, where we only say things that are TRUE. Here’s a concept post, let me know what you think:

“Bugs are often small.”

Other posts like this can be made. Thoughts?

[nappywearingguy]

Tighty wighty + new doubler, held for as long as possible before this full bladder release

[fuzzkaizer]

CBS Arbiter - Doubler

Gary Hurst - octave fuzz

cred: reverb.com/Angel Music

[starystarstories]

Zapp Von Doubler’s Unlikely Rescue by His Favorite Thunderbirds Are Go Characters

Here is another story:

Zapp Von Doubler, the eccentric inventor, lived in a world where imagination and reality often collided. His cozy workshop was filled with half-finished gadgets, and his favorite show, “Thunderbirds Are Go,” fueled his creativity.

One stormy evening, as Zapp tinkered with his latest invention—the “Cosmic Umbrella”—a bolt of lightning struck his TV antenna. The screen flickered, and there, in shimmering blue light, stood three of his favorite characters from the show:

Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: Her voice was as smooth as velvet. “Zapp,” she said, “I need your help. The Hood has stolen the Thunderbird 2 prototype, and only you can retrieve it.”

Brains (Kayvan Novak): The brilliant engineer adjusted his glasses. “Zapp,” he said, “we’ve analyzed the situation. You’re our best chance.”

Scott Tracy (Rasmus Hardiker): The fearless pilot crossed his arms. “Zapp,” he declared, “we’re counting on you.”

Zapp blinked. “But… you’re fictional! And I’m just an inventor.”

Lady Penelope raised an eyebrow. “Fictional, perhaps, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Will you assist?”

Zapp hesitated, then nodded. “Thunderbirds are go!”

With a swirl of her pink dress, Lady Penelope whisked him away. They materialized inside a secret lair, filled with blinking consoles and futuristic gadgets. The Hood, clad in black, cackled as he sat in the stolen Thunderbird 2.

“Zapp,” Lady Penelope whispered, “use your Cosmic Umbrella. It can manipulate time and space.”

Zapp gripped the umbrella’s handle. “How does it work?”

“Just twirl it and say, ‘Cosmic leap!’” Lady Penelope instructed.

Zapp spun the umbrella, shouting, “Cosmic leap!” Suddenly, he was aboard Thunderbird 2, hurtling through dimensions. The Hood’s laughter echoed.

But Zapp had a plan. He adjusted dials, recalibrated flux capacitors, and aimed the ship at the Hood’s lair. As Thunderbird 2 burst through the ceiling, Zapp leaped out, umbrella in hand.

The Hood gaped. “Who are you?”

“Zapp Von Doubler,” he declared. “And this is for stealing my favorite show!”

He twirled the umbrella, creating a cosmic vortex. The Hood screamed as he was sucked into a time loop, reliving bad hair days for eternity.

Lady Penelope clapped. “Well done, Zapp.”

Back in Retroville, Zapp returned to his workshop, umbrella in one hand, a Thunderbird badge in the other. He’d saved the day, met his fictional crush, and learned that sometimes, reality could be stranger than TV.

And so, dear reader, whenever thunder rumbles, Zapp Von Doubler gazes at the stars, wondering if Lady Penelope, Brains, and Scott might need him again. After all, in a universe where TV characters come to life, anything is possible

[smirk-mode]

Rimmer: I’ve been here in purgatory so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Rimmer: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Rimmer: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Lister: ...We're playing Mineopoly.

[the-hell-event-ate-my-gems]

New Idea Lab recolor from CN

[fagdykevash]

goddd early splatoon 3 days are such a trip to look back on... like, ultrastamp meta, sploosh and blob comps being literally the only thing played in tournaments, even undercover finally got its time in the spotlight before reefslider was nerfed to hell and back (absolutely deserved btw). maybe one day we'll get a shooter meta, but since brellas have been dominating since the start of the game, idk when that'll be...

[captain-jale]

lE tErRaIn EtAiT tRoP mOuIlLé, Y aVaIt TrOp dE sOlEiL sUr NoTrE MoItIé, MaRs EtAiT aLiGnEe AvEc SaTuRnE

[jaffre]

j'viens de tomber sur une vod d'antoine daniel qui joue à ghost trick et de un, j'avais pas vu antoine daniel depuis des années, et de deux, j'ai l'impression d'écouter naheulbeuk ça me fait trop kiffer

[scrumpyfan43]

Doing goofy shit to the Cobalt Core final boss:

🥅🛡️

[katfreaks-hidyhole]

[airwar]

how do some women get skinnier as they grow older. maybe i should do coke

[diari0deglierrori]

So I unfortunately didn’t die on the road, but I would have been capable to do it just out of spite

[istherewifiinhell]

[Has been the recipient of Too Many Eggs voice] im making breakfast anyone want any?

[twicethejo]

Sir I need more, please? I'm starving.

“Mom, there’s someone under the bed.” You bend down and see your son there instead and he whispers “Mom that’s not me up there!” You take a step back when someone tugs your shirt. You turn, your son is in the closet asking “who are they?” You suddenly hear him calling from downstairs “Mommy?”

[xenogearsjoe]

I cannot believe I was stuck on that spider for days (probably got lucky) and then immediately beat akhos first try and zeke second, now I'm outside the malos/akhos fight and I'll likely be stuck there for a while (got some bind resist stuff, so maybe we'll be okay). But that's for tomorrow. Now I sleep (should have gone bed 2 hours ago)