#dorky deities

[dorkiethedork]

Had a blast drawing this character for Artfight. They belong to @/_umbermoon on Instagram!

[ghastbutlikegay]

the funny thing about being an older sibling is watching as the younger siblings slowly realize what a loser i am

[yandereunsolved]

Imagine the reader being Yan! Poly Chains deity. You were only a demi-god(dess), the child of the golden goddess Farore. You were hid away within space and time in a temple of your own so that no evil would touch the offspring of one of the golden three. Only—Ganondorf's forces invaded a place hidden by all, and you were forced to flee. You ended up finding The Chain, and they were all absolutely enamored.

Sky surely isn't that obsessed. He only pledges his undying loyalty to you. He has already killed a god once. He will kill another if it will keep you safe. He'd kill the golden goddesses if they tried to take you from the safety of his arms.

Time isn't absolutely possessive of you or anything. He just doesn't want you to leave them. Ever. If your mother or her sisters wanted you somewhere else, then wouldn't they have led you somewhere else? They are all the heroes chosen by the goddesses! That is practically a seal of approval on their part. You are basically already married to him. He already controls everything you do and everyone you talk to. Oh? A ring on your finger. It's just something for protection. It's a mortal custom from his world. You wouldn't dare refuse it, would you?

Legend isn't enamored by your very presence. No, not at all. Can't you see how snarky and rude he acts around you? He always pushes you away and doesn't allow you to touch anything. He's the Link who is most likely to lead you to Hyrule first if even so much as a scratch shows up on you. It's not like Hyrule and Legend have teamed up against the other Links to win your hand. No, not at all. He just wants to pawn you off on someone else. He's got more important things to do. Like enchanting more things to give to you so he can show the others that you are claimed by him.

Hyrule is just curious about you. It's not like he spends every waking moment watching over your figure and fantasizing about you. It's not like he makes sure that you are always healed first. It's not like he reluctantly teamed up with Legend or anything. You find him bathing in the same river as you. Coincidence. Sorry. He just couldn't stay away for too long.

Twilight isn't your personal guard dog at all. He just likes being near you. That isn't a crime! Perhaps he manipulates you a little into always letting him cuddle up to you as Wolfie. Perhaps he is always willing to glare at every other member of The Chain so they stay away from you. He's just a touchy guy, okay? He always has his hands on you. He's always carrying you. It's just a quirk of his. It totally isn't a deeply ingrained obsession he has about you being his mate. The only one he'll back down to is Time, reluctantly.

The Colors just like you—Four does as well. He isn't going to do the 'he totally doesn't like you thing'. His strategy is to be honest with you. He isn't manipulating you! He's just showing you how much better he is than anybody else in The Chain. He splits constantly just because the others are so eager to see you and be with you. He just wants to make you armor and weapons and always keep you in his arms. Is that too much to ask?

Wind just wants you to take him seriously. He's surprised when you do. You're a fan of him? You watched his journey? Wait, you have the ability to do that with your super cool and awesome powers!? Is aged up here and most definitely kind of dorky when it comes to you. He's the most relaxed and socially inept when it comes to the others. Most of his gaslighting, manipulation, and other yandere tendencies are subconscious. He doesn't even realize he is doing anything wrong until one of the others confronts him. It isn't like they are any better about it.

Wars doesn't just flirt with anyone, only with you. He always hopes that The Chain won't end up starting an inter-dimensional war over you. He understands what it's like to have someone madly in love with you that you don't have feelings for. He's the most self-aware of The Chain, hands down. He takes a more traditionally romantic approach. While he may be hesitant to manipulate you because he wants your feelings to be genuine, he has no problem manipulating the other Links. He has no problem with threatening to not help them during battle just so he can get some more time with you.

Wild is the most self-sacrificing. He is also the most self-depreciating. If you have read my headcanons yk yk. He is almost entirely non-verbal. He's only spoken once since you met him. He takes the 'actions speak louder than words' approach. He is willing to fall at your feet and make you depend on his attention. That's one of his dreams, making you just as obsessed with him as he is with you. Another is teaching you Hylian sign.

Bonus: Ravio, Cal, & Sage

Ravio is the most intrigued and illusive. All of the Links can agree that they will try to scare him away from you. That's why he'll randomly pop in and out of your daily life. The two seconds of peace you get a day are interrupted by him. You are prone to being overstimulated since you went from zero contact to an entire group of yanderes. Ravio offers you relaxation, and he even speaks in a quiet voice with you. He gifts you relaxation and sleeping potions. He gives you a bunch of jewels and things he has found. He sees you as a treasure that needs to be protected by him. You are priceless, truly one of kind. Is it so bad that he wants you for himself?

Cal is completely non-verbal. You haven't ever heard him speak. He sees Twilight, Wild, and Sage as his main competitors. Twilight, because he is also your silent protector. Cal is always near you in a protective manner, and he is unable to verbalize his feelings for you. It always allows Twilight to sweep you up off of your feet. Both Wild and Sage are more experienced versions of him. Wild clings to your attention, and at least he was spoken once. Sage is verbal and is able to loudly berate Cal without anyone stepping in. Cal just takes it. It's what he's been taught. At least one good thing comes of this—you, sweet heavenly you. He may be your physical protector, but you are his spiritual protector. You always make sure the others stay off him. Wild is always extremely jealous of this and acts like a wounded animal to get your attention back on him.

Sage is the most apprehensive and combative toward you. The goddesses failed him. Why should he fall madly in love with you like the others? It isn't like he is secretly yearning for you or something. Whatever. He is always willing to try and 'put you in your place'. Yet, you always understand him. You are always there to heal his wounds and give him a shoulder to cry on. You become the one deity that he can believe in. He's willing to maybe absolutely and unabashedly be head over heels in love with you. You like his arm? It's now his favorite part of his body. The rest of The Chain is already plotting how to remove his arm, so you will no longer praise it. Four's hands are already itching towards his tools, and The Colors are screaming to murder him at the top of their lungs.

[unhonest-iago]

Awesome!! I was thinking just some fluff headcannons with Dipper?

Look Like the Boy Too Shy

Basically Dipper asks out y/n & their first date

Gn reader

Dipper’s gets all worked up thinking about how he could ask y/n out and where he could take them with the budget of a broke teenager

As much as it embarrasses him, he ends up going to Wendy for help

‘Cater it to what they like but don’t make it something that you’d absolutely hate. Just be your normal dorky self, the worse that’ll happen is they say no.’

‘But what if it ruins our friendship?’

‘It won’t. Yea, it might make it a bit awkward if they decline but you’ll work it out. You two ever get into a fight before?’ Wendy trying to be sincere with her advice as she noticed how stressed out he was. Looking akin to being constipated 

At her question, Dipper thought back to the time when y/n had a crush on Robbie, their argument turning into them giving the other the cold shoulder until Mabel got them to reconcile when she threatened to put them in a get-along sweater

'Yes but were able to get through that.' 'And you'll be able to get through this if it goes astray.'

Dipper ends up gifting them an annotated version of their favorite book; most of the annotations being pointless little doodles, theories of what happening next and how to fix the one plot hole that's been bugging him the whole time

The end cover's blank page having the question 'will you go out with me?' written on it

They say 'yes' and Dipper tells them to meet him at the Shack a few nights later and to dress somewhat casual, trying his best not to give away the itinerary

Getting Soos and Mabel to help him pack a picnic basket with a bunch of a mix of his snacks, drinks and a few hastily made sandwiches

Not that the sandwiches are poorly made but man are they wrapped in so much tinfoil

They also keep him from going overboard and bringing an entirely separate icebox for the drinks. Almost completely forgetting to bring blankets

He ends up taking them stargazing, having researched if the weather was clear enough for viewing and looking up the star's positions

Pointing out ones like Orion's belt and Ursa Major, making up new stories/mythos as to why they were put in the sky, going as far as the deities themselves

They end up exchanging stories, y/n joining in on his game

Dipper offers up his jacket, having seen it in a shit ton of the rom coms Mabel forced him to watch with her

It cheesily starts raining, y/n holding the borrowed jacket above their heads as Dipper quickly grabs all their stuff

Leads to a second date

[jincheeto]

I think one of my favorite things about adventure time is the fact that gods and deities are portrayed as mostly normal people.

Death is a punk rock enjoyer and hangs out with Pep Butt

Prismo hangs out with other immortals and special friends at time room parties

Cosmic Owl struggles with his dating life and kind of a dorky bachelor

Even Finn who is a LITERAL REINCARNATION OF A CATALYST COMET is a just a completely normal dude

And then there's Scarab who thinks he's hot shit despite literally being the biggest snitch ever

[love-toxin]

does anyone else share the experience of watching one (1) well done edit on tiktok and suddenly becoming awash with the most foul, feral ideas? haha? no? :)

(cws: sprinklings of worshipper!eddie, f!angelface, crushes, sex in exchange for goods, drugs, casual hookup culture, some mentions of virginity, kind of an amateur/pro sex dynamic, eddie being a pussy-starved lil fiend)

bc i am absolutely tearing up my rug going crazy caveman feral for that good ol "sexin up ur drug dealer for free weed" with Eddie, except he brought up the idea first because he really, really, really wanted to sleep with you. you have a bit of a reputation for being.....loose, so to speak, and while Eddie certainly doesn't demand it, he does make a cheeky and almost meek offer that you end up taking cause why not? your life is more stressful than people think and a steady supply of free weed and somebody to smoke it with is worth a couple mediocre trips behind the barn every week. you won't even have to fake your orgasms cause you're sure he'll just be focused on getting himself off, he didn't say he was a virgin but that doesn't mean he wasn't when you first got together.

except even that first time is good. he's a little shaky but he's passionate, and he's rough but only in the good ways. he doesn't try to choke you without warning or leave bruises or other stuff, he just goes in hard and holds you like he doesn't wanna let you go. it's nice. and once he susses out what you like the best, he quickly figures out how to make you cum and soon he's doing it better than most of the other people you've been with. sometimes it's better than you can do it yourself, and it all stumps you as to how he's so unpopular--cause he's not that bad of a guy, either? he's nice, and he rolls your joints for you without you having to ask, and aside from being a little dorky and loud there's really not much about him that's any weirder than most people. although he's one of the very few who isn't afraid to show it, so you assume that's one of the reasons why he's such a target.

and him kinda being the whole package is kinda dangerous, honestly. because it becomes less and less about the weed really quick. before you know it you've moved on from fucking against a tree in the woods with your clothes still on, to meeting him at his place for something a little more comfortable, and staying overnight more and more often. you haven't even noticed that you haven't been going on dates or meeting people for hookups at all, and even when you consider it you end up steering well clear of it for some unknown reason. you just don't feel like you....need it, really? and even when you try, because it's not like you and Eddie are exclusive (far from it) it's just as mediocre as you remember putting up with and you end up slipping away early the next morning, your mind fuzzy with thoughts about how you wish you had spent that time with Eddie instead.

you know he wouldn't just tap in, tap out, and leave--he takes his time, he's sweet, he makes love to every part of you and he gets so adorably flustered when he realizes you haven't cum after awhile. Eddie buries his face between your thighs so much it's gone from a thrilling feeling to a natural one, the scrape of his stubble against your folds making you whimper and his soft lips sealing around your clit and sucking the way he does--it just pushes all other thought from your mind and makes you feel like a deity. he's the only guy you've ever let do it raw, the only one you can actually talk to after sex, and he's still the only one who loves giving you head so much that he doesn't stop until he's satisfied, and not just when you wiggle and moan his name a little in a performance to get him to come back up. he's needy and he gets a rush of strength when it comes to holding your thighs apart, one that makes you dizzy in the moment and gives you little finger-shaped bruises to admire in the mirror the morning after.

he's a little weird, sure, but....it's honestly kinda cute. he's always so eager and waiting so expectantly at the picnic table for you to show up, he looks over at you with those big doe eyes every time, and perks up whenever you say something of interest. he shamelessly talks to you at length about his own hobbies when you have an ear to listen, he gives you drives even when he's not asking for sex, he once came all the way out to the other side of town to pick you up and take you to the ER, all cause you got sick off of drinking and had been too scared to call your parents, so you called him--and oh my god, you didn't even realize the truth until now. Eddie Munson is fucking in love with you.

the offer of free drugs was just a guise, a coverup for the real reason he wanted to meet up with you more often. why he acts so interested in you even when your friends and everybody else at school pretends he doesn't even exist. why he treats you so kindly and sweetly and--like a girlfriend, he treats you like a girlfriend. he does things for you without asking for anything in return, and even though you don't kiss he's always distracted by your lips like he's got thoughts running through his head about what he wants to do to them. and if you told him you don't think you're that great, or cried about your problems, or just complained until you were practically shouting out your anger into the ground, Eddie would just pull you close and let you get it all out before he started to calm you down. reassure you that everything will turn out okay, because you're so amazing for so many reasons that you hadn't even noticed or thought about. he's in love with you, he's so in love with you it's painfully obvious and it's baffling to think that you haven't noticed for so long.

but therein lies the real question; do you assume that's really the truth, and confess to him hoping he'll admit his feelings? do you do the same just to realize you were projecting your own crush on him, and have to endure being ridiculed by the town freak and publicly shamed? or do you say nothing, act coy, and try to break things off so you don't have to deal with either of those circumstances? because while having your heart broken sucks, it's a feeling you're so familiar with that you know you can get through it--and on the flipside, you really don't know how to be in a relationship with someone so....genuine, so sincere, so unashamedly himself and who couldn't give a shit about what other people think of him. not like you, someone who can't leave the house without wondering whether you look pretty enough to not get made fun of, even just by your own friends. you can't help but think that someone like Eddie deserves better than a shallow person like that. like you.

so even though you know what you want deep down, and you'd like to indulge Eddie if it's really you he wants, you have to think long and hard about whether or not it's worth it to put your whole life on the line for some guy in the woods who lets you fuck him for free drugs. the guy you stay up late thinking about because you can't get that stupid, sweetly gentle grin out of your damn mind.

[funkylilworm]

Name : Anxeidon

Alias:

☆Xeidon -[ Anxeidon for short/ Nickname ]

☆Xei - [Nickname from Sun Wukong and MK]

☆Donnie - [Nickname from older brother, River ]

☆Andon - [Nickname from their younger sister Adelaide]

☆Dad - [name from their son ,Leopold]

Species: Demigod

Gender : Nonbinary

Pronouns: They /Them /Their/They're

Mythology they're from (Lore wise): South Asian mythology

Race: Mixed (Black and South Asian)

Ethnicity: South Asian

Deity: The diety of fear

Fear is what keeps people alive, Anxeidon is incharge of keeping people alive by assigning fears ,either at birth or the moment someone experiences a traumatic event relating to said fear.

Super abilities:

Hair manipulation, reality warping, immortality, Omnipresence, and super speed

Personality:

▪︎Positive-

☆Kind hearted

☆Nurturing

☆Intelligent

☆Good listener

☆Cautious

☆Dorky

▪︎Negative-

☆Deranged

☆Worrywart

☆Cowardly

☆Anti social

☆Impulsive

▪︎Neutral-

☆Jittery

☆Talkative

☆Anxious Wreck

☆Germaphobe

☆Pantophobic (fear of almost every fear)

Family :

☆Ambassador Ming Huan (God of Karma) - [Dad]

Status: Divorced

☆Jenn Huan (Human) - [Mom]

Status: Up and left long ago when Anxeidon and their siblings were just human children

☆ River Huan (God of order) - [Oldest brother ]

Status: Still in touch with all of his siblings

☆ Genesis Huan (God of Trickery/ Deception)- [Older brother]

Status : Still in touch with all of his siblings, fucks with and messes with his siblings way too much

☆ Zuri Huan (Demon) - [younger sister]-

Status: Dead and is currently in Hell

☆ Khali (Demon) - [Youngest sister]

Status: Roaming and living life amongst the humans in a human disguise

☆ Leopold Huan (Human+Demigod hybrid) - [Anxeidon's child]

Status: The God of imagination

Background and/or Backstory:

Many many many years ago ,Anxeidon fell in love with a nonbinary human named Xavier, only for Xavier to one day fall ill then end up dying . This not only made Anxeidon full of grief, but ended up filling them with anxiety and giving them a fear of death , to the point that not only did they end up a hermit but they also ended up doing a ritual that made them immortal ,

Side effect: It turned them into a deity !!

Physical appearance:

Wild orange hair, tooth gap, yellow skin, chubby, eye bags, scar over left eye , a pony tail w/ what resembles a hand at the end of it

Clothing appearance:

Black and Pine green cape, pine green bow tie w/ black button up dress shirt, black periwinkle purple and dark purple robe, black sweat pants w/ dark purple neon green and periwinkle highlights, and neon green leg warmers

[circusballoon]

It's almost Art Fight season, y'all!! I'm so excited!!

Hellooo I'm Bob and I love silly/strange/cute/dramatic sci-fi and fantasy characters so much. I have some extra special loves for dorky deities, space or time themes, cute monsters (that may or may not be dangerous), silly supers, funky demons, pirates, anthros, critters that glow, and ... I dunno! a variety of things.

I'm also always looking for more queer and ND characters to adore~

[coreysconcepts]

hello again! i wanted 2 post abt one of my fav charas bc he rlly stood the test of time and is still mostly relevant to me until today TT that someone is heishin! he's my eight-tailed fox character bc i had to, ykyk? also the first 3 pics are old drawings of heishin, like at most a year ago? when i was still conceptualizing what kind of character he was gonna be. anyway he's sort of like the dorky himbo character who values family and friends very closely and is like, romantic when you least expect him to be... so T.T anyway i shall drop his lore and kit! his lore is quite long and pretty outdated too, since i've gotten new lore inputs for his region ever since writing this backstory, but i think his story in general about being once divine would be the same. his skills in the concept art above are also outdated, since his most recent kit is very different from what i drew before. anyway thats all and i hope whoever reads this enjoys heishin :] (dividers are from @saradika-graphics)

The Almost Divine A dark blue mist eclipses the bright, ever-sunny sky of Kamigami’s Divine Palace. Needing a reliable guardian to deal with this situation, the Divine Deities created many prototype creatures. The three things they looked for in their divine guard were blinding swiftness, penetrating attacks, and some sort of distraction mechanism whenever it was fighting in groups. Among their many prototypes, one stuck out like a sore thumb: a fox who had trouble operating how it’s supposed to operate. The gods ran some tests on it, but it never seemed to engage in battle, no matter how hard they try to. All it ever does is run away, even while having all the checkmarks ticked off. One of the gods thought that it might be lacking something it wants to fight for, and did his best to rewire its brain into wanting to fight for them. Still, no effect. It boggles them how they, divine and all-powerful deities, made something that they themselves can’t even control.

Seeing all their efforts go to waste, they ultimately decide to cast down this failed prototype to the mortal realm. The god of care and love was the last it would see in the Divine Castle, as she was also the first it saw. She wished their almost defender a happy and fulfilled life, wrapping it in cloth weaved from light itself before dropping it into the clouds below. As the fox fell further and further away from heaven, it slowly started to grow more tails than it is supposed to have. One… Two… Three… Up until eight tails. When it finally landed on a forest’s cold ground in the mortal land, its brilliant cloth was blinding even the light of the moon. A poor, infertile, farmer couple happened to be passing by from the city, coming back from a long day of selling their goods. The blinding object lit up their dark path, and they were caught by surprise. Deciding to see what the foreign object was, they made their way toward it. They heard the screams of a baby getting louder the more they got closer to it. Once they reached the light, they knelt on the ground and unwrapped the peculiar shining cloth to see a human child, crying uncontrollably. Just then, eight tiny blue spirits pranced out of the cloth and twirled in the air, nodding to the couple before vanishing into thin air. They then quickly wrap the child in their arms, comforting it in their arms. They decided to name the infant Heishin after seeing the spirits from earlier.

As a young boy, Heishin was noticeably different from his playmates: he was extraordinarily fast— just a tad bit faster than a cat running, marks left on tree barks where he’d climb would be deeper than scratches and was charmingly persuading unbeknownst even to him. His parents were aware of this too, but thought he might just be “special” and dismissed the strange happenings. However, they were astounded when he had an appetite for liver. There were even times when if they wouldn’t cook him liver, he’d go out and ask their neighbors in the village for his favorite dish. As he grew older, he became odder and odder: most remarkably, his lower back started growing a small bump, and two sections of his hair started growing upwards, resembling that of a feline’s ear. One night, as Heishin was sleeping, his parents came home late from selling their goods at the market square. When they opened their bedroom door, they discovered a long protrusion coming from his slumbering body, which was wrapped in a small blanket and had its back facing them. Under the influence of curiosity and fear, they slowly crept towards him, pulling his blanket ever so slightly. Greeting them were not one, two, three, but eight fuzzy, snow-white tails. Their sudden shrieks caused Heishin to wake up, joining them in concerning revelation.

Reluctantly wanting to learn more about his past, he tags along with his parents to the city the next day and visits a library, covered in a cloak hiding his unique attributes. He impatiently goes through scrolls and flips through books until he comes upon the divine Nine-Tailed Fox. Written by a famous scholar in Kogoshi, the book “Creatures of Light” states that a ravaging eclipse is fated to come every one thousand years. This eclipse would bring with it famine, high tides, and blocks sunlight until it passes. To address this, the divine creates spirit guardians to aid the mortals and help them defend their paradise. One of the guardians who were different from the others was the Nine-Tailed Fox, who could traverse both the mortal and divine realm. It uses its powerful abilities in defending the Divine Castle, while also being able to relay important messages from heaven to humans. The book also adds that the Nine-Tailed Fox has only been seen once a thousand years ago, when a farmer’s livestock was found dead, and their livers missing. Heishin treks to his parent’s market stall determined to share his newfound knowledge. The situation did not sink in with his parents yet, but they reassured him that they still love him whatever his background.

A few days pass by, and Heishin makes his way home after running errands in the market square. It was quite a lengthy walk, even for him. The moon, though eerily having a shadow, was already in the sky when he was homebound. From afar, he noticed that the door to their native farmhouse was open. He found this weird, as it would always be closed, whether anyone was home or not. He also did not see his mother cooking their dinner outside, and their livestock was all over the place. He rushed to their open house and saw their things littered all over the floor. He crept into their bedroom to see his parents shivering in a corner. An ominous man stands tall with a knife in his hand, just about to take their lives. In the doorway, Heishin’s eyes glow yellow. His tails unfurl, lighting up. Blue flames summon all around him. In the blink of an eye, he stabs the man with his fire.

As the man falls, his parents rush to hug him. They share a short affirming conversation before Heishin hears more footsteps outside. He peered outside to see a group of shadowy figures hiding in the darkness surrounding their house, with only their glowing orange eyes making their presence known. He tightly hugs his parents before telling them to hide somewhere in the house. He then jumps out the window, channeling his inner power. For the first time since his past life in the Divine Palace, he transforms into the mighty Eight-Tailed Fox. As his tails started glowing pink, he blindingly jumped from place to place and dazed the shadow figures— up in the trees, behind the trees, down on the ground, and on the roof of their house. He jumps from enemy to enemy one more time, this time swiftly leaving deep, glowing blue scratches on their human body. Then, he stops to take some breaths. He lets out a deafening howl, exploding the scratches. As his enemies fall and disappear into shadow, he transforms back into a human and rushes to find his family. In a hidden trapdoor on the living area’s ground, Heishin helps them get up. They tear up as they hug him and thank him for defending their home. Heishin still feels uneasy even after defeating the enemies and remembered how the moon looked. He quickly goes out and looks at the sky, and his thoughts were right.

Up in the empty night sky, the moon itself was eclipsed by a darker force. Heishin knew this eclipse would be tremendously more dangerous than the previous eclipses thousands of years ago. With a heavy sigh and one last hug, he tells his parents to look for a new home in the city.

“What about you?” his father asks.

“I’ll be just here, in the forest, fighting off any evil that might come to harm you,” he speaks with a soft smile.

They bid their farewells as Heishin secretly sends off a small fox spirit to watch over them. Breathing deeply, he transforms into a fox and runs off into the unlit night. The fight has just begun, and Heishin wants to make sure he’s his family’s first line of defense.

kit: Q (Mesmerizing Flames) - (passive) Every three attacks, Heishin spins around and deals damage to all enemies he hits. - (active) Heishin sends blue flames to a cone-shaped, medium-ranged direction, dealing damage to all enemies hit and burns them for 3.5 seconds. W (Exploring the Open World) - - Heishin launches himself forward and transforms into his fox form for 8 seconds, gaining a burst of decaying movement speed. Heishin can recast this skill to launch himself in the air before landing on an area, dealing damage to all enemies hit. The damage from recasting this skill affects towers, and immediately destroys towers with 10% or less HP. E (Simulation of Life) - (passive) Increases healing received. - (active) Heishin plants a rice seed on the ground. After 5 seconds, the rice can be harvested to heal the player that harvested it. The ground where the rice seed was initially planted will keep growing harvestable rice seeds until an enemy unit destroys it through basic attacking. Heishin can interact with the destroyed ground to make it fertile again. R (Divine Intervention) - Heishin leaps to an enemy in fox form, charming them for a few seconds. When recast, dashes to a direction and deal massive damage to all enemies hit. Enemies whose HP drops below 4% from this skill will be executed.

[castlebyersafterdark]

ok so in my head finn either doesnt dance or he dances like jonathan rhys meyers in bend it like beckham

this is a very niche reference so ive included a time stamp here:

https://youtu.be/k_3jLpp85Us?si=ao7lUw0t3UYw5GSd&t=70

so if noah and finn are dancing to rush by troye or 360 or some shit at this tour, this is the vision. its this or noah is dancing solo lmao

THE DORKY DANCING!! We know that is so Finn. We've gotten little insights that he'd totally dance so goofy too I feel like I've seen some of his random clips with his friends where he dances but also!! Isn't there video from some after party with him and Eduardo dancing? I feel like I actually am recalling something that happened for once, go me!!

Need him at the concert with Noahhhhh. Please oh deities of the vast and kind gay universe, let some ST cast friends go to this concert with Noah for his birthday and not just his girlies, please please. I'm a good person, we're patient and chill people in this dedicated corner. Give us a win. I'm not proud. I'm not above begging on my knees, I'm already there 😉

[dorkiethedork]

Another attack! This time for carrion_carver on Instagram! Their characters are so cool.

[silentspectres]

Would you be willing to elaborate on your wonderful vampire tags? What does the imaginary health system that caters to supernatural beings provide? How does it treat werewolves? Does healthcare mingle with environmental activism to provide adequate accommodation for dryads etc?

hi, yes, thank you for asking!! I love world building but it doesn't cross my mind frequently to share my characters or their world setting on this blog but I'm always more than happy to elaborate!

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To give some (hopefully brief) background on my world setting, magic and magical beings have existed since the world was born. Two ancient dragon deities helped mentor the eight elemental deities of the lands and civilization rose accordingly afterwards. These are all long past and thought of as simple myths or legends, with many modern people giving little thought to it anymore

Vampires and werecreatures in my stories have their own lore I won't really get into here, but I want to highlight at least both of these conditions were results of magic twisted beyond its original purpose, resulting in afflictions that can spread from person to person. Older vampires or werecreatures might have chosen their path willingly (which is, in part, why the magic twisted into an ultimately negative affliction/disease - they wanted ultimate power without price but still paid for it in the end), but it's more common in modern times for vampirism and werecreature-ism(?) to be as a result of accidents, etc. rather than by active choice

The newly appointed King (King Silent) of one of the last standing major ruling Kingdoms turned his focus into reforming outdated policies and poured more time and resources into aid for so many of the supernatural creatures displaced by the Elemental Wars decades prior. There had been half-assed attempts to "accomodate" them by the former King, but much of it was to save face, and he had no particular interest in doing it right or more than what was strictly necessary since he was human himself, but King Silent is a Shifter himself (magical, can both appear as human or as a cat) and grew up being one of the many let down by the state of his country

Background established sjsgk,

In reference to vampires specifically, the health system focuses on an effort to provide them with accessible blood through research and development of long-term sustainable synethic alternatives for those who are repulsed by their own nature/needs, as a solution to providing vampires a means of easily accessing their food at more convenient places outside of clinics, hospitals, or blood banks since it's difficult to keep blood products on shelves safely otherwise, or in cases of extreme emergency, if blood resources ever become scarce. Vampires can and do volunteer for clinical studies so that scientists and doctors can better understand their dietary needs and fortunately, for now, the aforementioned clinics, hospitals, and blood banks are able to distribute fresh blood to vampires and supernatural creatures who might need blood without much trouble. It's not widely practiced, but there's even instances of donors and volunteers who allow vampires to feed off them in supervised, medical settings, but honestly the medical field can only do so much in ways of stopping people from just freely offering themselves to vampires anyway and it's not wholly uncommon for a vampire to feed off friends/family/partners if they have their consent or otherwise have their own blood sources they keep on them. I'm sure this gave way to a lot of dorky well-meaning'd PSAs of doctors being like "PLEASE just be fed from safely if you're bitten." Healing magic is fairly commonplace so I don't imagine serious incidents happen frequently and thankfully it takes more than being bitten to turn someone into a vampire

There have been rise to clinics with specialized focus on various supernatural beings and it's generally good practice for the major hospitals to have doctors of differing supernatural races. Specialized equipment from race to race is sort of always being developed as data and studies are being compiled but a real effort is made to be as prepared as they can be for incidents involving at least the major species within the Kingdom

Werecreatures are not as commonly seen simply due to the fact the event that turns someone has a much lower survival rate, but werewolves are the most common species of werecreature. There's efforts made to give them safe houses, safe rooms, or provide travel to more remote areas during the times they're frenzied and beastly, though they're given access to things they can use to restrain themselves at home. There's not yet a general medication or treatment to help ease their frenzies, though there's researches who are trying to advocate for werecreatures' comfort during the moon phases, and most jobs provide accommodation for when they need to take off

and yes to your last question! It's a more recent development than some of the hospital reforms, but King Silent is a forest dweller himself and has made sure the forests and natural areas of the land around the kingdom are preserved and well-mainted. There exists an institution called the Agency of Angels (named so after "angelic" beings as known in this world setting who founded it) who have always had a focus in maintaining peace among different races. It ultimately was failing those it was meant to protect and uplift by having too strict of policies with little to no support given to beings with more unorthodox needs (such as vampires), but in more recent times there's been efforts made to decriminalize actions taken by desperate creatures (a starving vampire attacking someone, for instance) and instead provide beings of all kinds a place they can acclimate to their new environment, learn what's generally accepted within other supernatural beings' cultures, and in general help provide them with resources they might need (to survive or for comfort or otherwise.) This goes hand in hand with protecting environments home to beings outside of the major cities (like dryads) and restoration to sites and lands destroyed by the war or even by the previous lineage of Kings and is being fought for, especially since Silent's Kingdom is the largest of the remaining Kingdoms and has more refugees as a result. Architecture in the major cities too have tried to come around to mixing nature into their urban planning in more meaningful ways than just green spaces, so entities who otherwise dwell outside of cities have options more comfortable to them than stone/concrete buildings should they decide to relocate or need to relocate

[specksizedgoddess]

sona lore rules

plz tell me more about this wonderful little sparkly thing I keep in a crystal prison on a chain around my neck

YOUVE TEMPTED ME OKAY. FINE.

My two interests in life are worldbuilding and being horny and this combines thise two :3

Eve is an elder god, presumed to be one of, if not THE single oldest. As long as there is something alive, Eve exists. See, Eve is/was the goddess of dreams and desire- of lust, desperation, and fantasies- a being that somehow contradicts itself. See, Eve is simultaniously one of the strongest and one of the weakest deities- complete and utter control of every little aspect of life...

In someone's dreams. Now, she obviously can do more- but she PALES in comparison compared to any of her fellow deities, at least in the real world.

Her miniscule, inch-tall gothic outfit clad form is just how she chooses to present herself- her true form is almost impossible to describe, a swirling vortex of emotions, the raw DESIRE- and she too has succumbed to it.

See, Eve is... a bottom. Through the years, she's gained less and less followers, growing weaker and weaker (which she finds hot) and was soon barely even considered a goddess. Instead, she found a new life- going from owner to owner to owner, a little speck that simply cannot die- her entire life of deityhood resulting in an infinite cycle of her being a fucktoy for anyone willing to use her.

She chooses not to tell many people- after all, the more belief she has, the more power she gains, and she prefers to keep herself weak and powerless for... reasons.

But as you lay down, little slut on the bedside table- you might notice her smile, and with the flick of her wrist, give you everything you want in fully lucid dreams. Its the least she can give you- all your fantasies, all your dreams, she gives her owners absolute bliss- the same bliss she experiences when being someones pet, toy, victim, pest, bug, speck-

She just wishes she could give more <3

(sorry I'm a dork and I wrote this in an exhausted frenzy and I know it kinda sucks but eh. you wanted the lore here it is!!! heres the reason behind my username woagh!!!!!! sorry I know its lame and kinda dorky and weird but!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!)

[godza]

before i go to sleep here are some thoughts on my fave d20 characters

sofia: the legend. does so much fucking damage with her bare hands. also the warlock pact with the cat is awesome. emily plays great warlocks. shes just iconic. the glowup from her sad intro character art to her ready to fuck shit up with spectral cat claws. love how her wiki lists jesus as her deity. we love an italian american queen. the constant staten island jokes were funny. i wanna go to spaghettis. i havent seen s2 btw

kugrash: what can i possibly say about this man that hasnt been said. he will make you cry this tiny rat man will make you sob like a little baby. i dont wanna give you spoilers bc its better to figure his deal out by yourself. if it gets spoiled for you itll ruin it like it did for me. still fucking awesome though. city druid is such an awesome idea we love the spicy pigeons

riz: murph continues to make little loveable guys. riz is my fave fh pc forever. also another guy who i wont say too much about. the bad guys have every season just have it out for riz specifically. they woke up one day and said hey fuck this goblin in particular. hes responsible for the two scariest scenes of sy. baron my weird little skeleton boy. god riz is so. hes so! hes awesome. murph tries so hard to make him seem dorky but then he absolutely destroys it in battle. 3 feet of pure badassery. family of badass goblins.

baron: now. not even a pc hes an npc. again i cant explain his deal. the ep barons game is seared in my brain. sometimes i imitate him saying rizs name to stim. just really good mouthfeel. i wanna know more about the baronies what goes on there.

skip: oh i have opinions on skip but you need to watch the show to figure it out. its ep 2 where you figure out whats up and itll fuck you up like what huh huh?! its so good his whole deal is amazing. im on ep 15 im so scared. tempted to save the last few eps for the plane but i know i will be losing my shit. god starstrucks such a good season thank you brennans mom

kipperlilly: another npc. i will not explain her deal. but i will never hate an angry teenage girl. i could defend her till my last breath. like yeah she did all that shit what about it

fabian: character arc. good shit. fabians no good very bad day is a classic. im scared to rewatch it because it was so bad. sy happened in like two weeks. worst week of everybodys lives but thats kind of a low bar these kids dont get a break. him and the bad bitch he bagged by absolutely fumbling everything else. jy went so bad for him except for the end. never leave him unsupervised again or he'll shit himself again. god this is just me rambling i have autism

[henrike-does-writing-sometimes]

The Divine, In which five boys have to navigate their daily lives while wielding divine power.

Current Stage - Writing as I please

Genre - Magical Boy | Superheros

Setting - Coastal town somewhere in the world

Synopsis - Human legend tells of five mystical warriors, chosen to wield the powers of light and darkness in order to protect the worlds from danger. No one knows where they come from, who they are, or where they go when all is said and done. 60 years have passed since they were last seen, and people are once more wondering if they’re real or simply a legend.

That is, until one day, strange monsters appear across the worlds, and the mystical warriors are born anew.  

And so, it is now up to five boys to keep the worlds safe from monsters, cultists, and an approaching deity of chaos. All the while dealing with the everyday struggles of being a teenager. 

Piece of cake, right?

Main Characters -

Rei Yamada, The Divine Sun : Dorky videogame nerd who did not ask for this. While he’s not good in social situations and prefers to keep to himself, he is great at strategizing, especially with his quick thinking and fast reflexes. He’s observant, sentimental, and clever. Andie Calinao-Fox, The Divine Twilight : Your number one hype-man. Does everything with good intentions, though isn’t always aware of people’s boundaries, nor their own. They’re supportive, enthusiastic, outgoing, and always happy to lend a listening ear. Timothy Murphy, The Divine Moon : Mysterious and stoic, or rather introverted and sleep-deprived. May appear judgemental and a little mean, but has a massive heart for friends, literature, and all things horrific. He’s witty, attentive, and protective. Nico Morales, The Divine Aurora : Dumbass sweetheart, and perhaps a bit of a stoner. With a polite and comforting demeanor, it’s easy to miss out on his constant state of stress and anxiety. Similarly, it’s easy to forget he’s a powerhouse. He’s helpful, generous, and hard-working.  Mike Chandler, The Divine Arcadia : Oldest in the group and takes that very seriously. Manages to somehow be both really smart and really dumb at the same time. Lives for the arts and never leaves the house without his sketchbook. He’s patient, reliable, and compassionate.

Themes - Found Family | Chosen one | Mental Health | Morality | Divinity | Humanity | Friendship | Light and Darkness | Self-worth | Brotherhood

Warnings - Violence | Cults | Kidnapping | Body Horror | Abuse | More May Be Added

What I Got To Offer ? Angst ! Trauma ! The good stuff ! Diverse cast (LGBTQ+, ethnicity, etc.), cool villains with distinct motives, dudes having magical transformation sequences, magical sidekicks (who may or may not last very long), endless shenanigans

Tags - wip : The Divine

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Let me know if you want to be added/removed !

[looniecartooni]

Henchmen for Hire Update 3 (I don't think anyone really reads these)

I am having trouble finding the character color pallets with the markers I have, so I bought some new ones as well. I could just look for the colors digitally, but that seems like too much effort for wittle old pencil and paper person me. I might just go digital when I discover how much paper costs and how I probably over consume it.

Oh- and the female protagonist has a name now. Her name is Claire B. Ellody (B stands for Bunnie. Get it because magicians and rabbits. My 1 am brain thought it was funny). She is a 24 year old magician who only knows card tricks and whose only magic power is that if danger tries to hit her, she can easily dodge it. However, despite knowing nothing can truly, physically hurt her, she still gets very scared. I mean- anyone would get anxiety from pointy things coming at them, right? (Its kind of a Scooby Doo situation where despite you knowing what the logic usually is, you still think its the illogical thing) (Also- poor girl has pre-packaged trauma).

She will learn to improve as the series progresses (as one might expect from a story), along with her best friend who happens to be an ancient deity- like person that wears giant dorky glasses. Why the glasses? Because I am obsessed with glasses characters even though they can be problematic You'll find out. He does need them for everyone else's safety. I have a list of names I am debating for him. The person that named him has a name already, but now I'm trying to figure out what the heck he'd name him. Requires more playing around to figure it out. Definitely needs to do with rocks.

He's a fun guy. He can manipulate rocks and the environment around him. Buuuuut he'd prefer to attack you with stalagmites if you dare try to cross him. He just... really likes spikes for some reason... some reason you might learn when you read Henchmen for Hire! (whenever the heck it comes out and if people even like it. I like it- does that count for anything?)

Feel free to ask me questions if you are at all interested in what I might come up with in the next couple of... months? Hopefully soon. I will be graduating from college and my family really wants me to get settled with an in person, well paying job (keep pushing Veterinarian when I'm graduating with an Art History degree). But I will try my best to publish Henchmen for Hire so long as people are interested in it. So please- inquire away if you can.