#doot doot train

[cheese-in-space]

IM ON THR TRAIN :3333333

[natures-lost-warden]

Tobi had been gone far longer than he should have been, granted he said he needed to go stop some evil force and it wouldn't be a quick-fix, it was far longer than the six week time frame he'd given Ubrias. He was gone almost a year.

Scared to face Ubrias after leaving for so long Tobi couldn't bring himself to do anything but stand outside his tower. There was so much he had to explain, that he was struggling to come to terms with, and would Ubrias even care after all those time?

@ubrias-court-wizard

[naturepointstheway]

Should You Boop That CATS Cat?

Munkustrap: Depends: is he in the middle of a stressful play renactment a la Pekes and Pollicles? No. Is he taking a rare break and cuddling the kittens? Sure. He might even boop you back (we all want a boop from Munk, don't lie.) Rum Tum Tugger: Hell yeah, boop the Tugger! Mistoffelees: All Mistos are boopable Mistos. Macavity: YOU WANT DEATH? Old Deuteronomy: Yes. It is law. You must boop the Old Doot. Skimbleshanks: All train dads are boopable train dads. Yes. Boop the Skimble. Alonzo: You are welcome to try. Victoria: Yes. Absolutely. Plato: He might be a little confused by it, but sure. Boop the Plato. Especially 1998 Plato. Bustopher Jones: I beg your pardon? What is the meaning of this "boop" nonsense? Gus: He's too dignified and important for a boop, he will decline your offer. Coricopat: He'll just stare at you like what are you doing. Unless it's 1998!Coricopat, because he is VERY boopable. Tantomile: She will back away from you, staring into your soul the whole time. Best not push it. Asparagus Jr: He'll ask what the heck you're doing. But he'll tolerate a boopo. Pouncival: He'll keep pouncing out of reach, so you have to work for the privilege to catch him long enough to boop him. Tumblebrutus: He's a big boy, boops are for *kittens*. Mungojerrie: What's a boop? Can I steal that? Rumpleteazer: She welcomes all the boops! Boop the Teazer! Grizabella: Maybe wait till the very end of the show. A boop to take with her to the Heaviside Layer. George: Yes. He is very boopable. Even as the Rumpus Cat. Electra: Yes. Absolutely. Boop! Etcetera: She'll start a boop war with you and she'll be giggling her heart out the whole time. Demeter: She's likely touch averse and might be startled by it. Once you explain, she might let you. Bombalurina: She's too good for you, she will decline a boop, thank you. JennyAnyDots: She'll tolerate a boop. Just one boop. Jellylorum: Like Jenny, she'll tolerate a boop. She might even give you one back if you ask nicely. Jemima/Sillabub: IT IS THE 11TH COMMANDMENT. MOSES TOLD ME HIMSELF. THOU SHALT BOOP THE JEMIMA/SILLABUB.

[rory-multifandom-mess]

DOOT DOOT HERE COMES THE very small DOODLE TRAIN

god I love being a multishipper

[lunarrosette]

Ok gang I’m gonna talk my shit abt Brian bc it’s eating me alive

So timeline wise a lot of this is built of assumptions, so traditionally in medieval Europe knights begin training at as young as 7 so assumedly that’s when Brian was sent to guarding academy in O’Khasis and going off the age given to him in rebirth we’ll say he’s 16, so he spent roughly 8-9 years in O’Khasis for training (this is just speculation based on traditional medieval knight training but part of it is basically tending to nobility and basically what I’m saying is Brian may have been assign to tend to Zane) and bc he was the traitor in the end it’s assumed he had a close relationship to Zane (whether they were “friends”, he had to protect Zane, or he was scared of Zane, or some combination) so long story short all his formative years were spent training to lay down his life for whoever he’s protecting and probably being manipulated by Zane and likely the knowledge his father sent him here as soon as he could (not with malicious intent but still that’ll fuck up a kid)

And then he comes home and his father has fallen apart after the lords death, he’s drinking more and just generally being a fucking idiot and this is the man he likely idolized growing up (while he was home) bc he was a guard he was everything he was told he should want to be and now to see him like that…. Not great

Additionally it’s also implied that Dale was not as present as he could’ve been for the time Brian still lived with them growing up as Dale expresses this regret after the Alexis stuff

Now Alexis and Brian open up a whole new thing bc one: Brian sees that Dale is not exactly being a role model even now that they have a new daughter two: Alexis gets fucking turned into a shadow knight and then falls into a coma so everyone (rightfully so) is most concerned abt her three: Zane was once again in proximity to Brian so whatever that would make Brian the traitor was likely reminded to him and four: as this happens Dale reflects on how he parents and decides to become a better parent and he does once Alexis wakes up but as far as we’re aware never communicates this regret to Brian

So that likely breeds some resentment in Brian, now Dale is this attentive father to Alexis and completely resigned from being guard something that Brian would likely look down upon bc of his training and his father is now the opposite of what he knew him as, making is training feel worthless from the perspective of doing what his father wanted bc now his father isn’t even that

Those emotions and anger and isolation is a perfect environment for Zane to swoop in and continue to turn Brian against his family and phoenix drop as a whole and he does bc brian betrays everyone

What really gets me is that the series doesn’t treat any of this like this there is not even a conversation abt how Dale or Molly feel abt this bc they’re not even there and then it 15 years later and Brian is never seen again and sure I know why, it was to cause distrust in aphmau’s close friends both in character and for the audience and Brian was a red herring for garroth’s betrayal as well so the audience would let their guard down it’s just… it completely disregards Brian as a character bc at the end of the day for this he wasn’t he was a plot device used for a traitor, he doesn’t get any clear motives, he doesn’t get more attention beforehand, there’s no build up, it’s not even explored what happened at the guarding academy that made him turn against the VILLAGE HE WAS BORN AND partly RAISED IN AND SWORN TO PROTECT AS A GUARD like that doesn’t take nothing and we’ll never truly know it bc he never appears again

TLDR: Brian was a 16 year old kid who was manipulated for 9 years and had a rough relationship with his father and Zane being there for the manipulation turned Brian against phoenix drop and Aphmau severely underutilized his tragedy and it was in the long run pretty inconsequential

@dilly-dahlia and @doot-doo-t expressed interest in all my mcd rambling so I’m tagging y’all in this bc I started writing it earlier today and finished now

[the-burd-lord]

I love drawing the nightmares as a lil found family. They’re also so silly design wise that it leaves room for so much room for interpretation. I love every design I see on them whether they be serious, scary, cute, or just their normal designs in someone else’s style! Despite my love for them, I don’t really like FNAF 4 as much as the others. It’s a good game just not my style. I like the idea and concepts in it more than the actual game itself if that makes sense?

Also if you’re wondering why Hatsune Miku is there, had a vivid dream a few months ago where we were doing some superhero stuff. We were trying to catch this broken floating futuristic train that was falling off the track, and there was this huge crowd cheering Miku on and Nightmare Fredbear was just silently standing still in the crowd. Before I questioned it, I had this subconscious thought that it was just general knowledge that Freadbear is Miku’s biggest supporter and the two are really close friends. Don’t ask why that made sense in dream, I couldn’t tell you.

Also love fiddling with their designs by making them more closely resemble their respective animals, it’s good practice.

And just some silly Springtrap doots just cause.

[tokillamockingbird427]

I finally remembered to Mich post at a convenient time. (Get it? Mich post? Sounds like shit post?)

Mich is an OC I created with @callofdooty and he is a massive meme! Half of the shit we gave to him character-wise was done with the thought "This would be funny." and we were 1) Right 2) Also somehow added depth+feels to it.

Mich, pronounced like Mitch, is actually named Michael. Full name, Michael Rorke. And he is Gabriel Rorke's older brother. Oh no, there's two of them! *Screaming* (Credit to Doot for naming him, the genius.)

Read more insert/cut off due to length

Mich and Gabe grew up in a classically patriotic household, and were pretty close siblings, even with the latter having a temper for everyone. (Mich has a scar on his chin/side of his mouth because Gabe whipped a rock at him once.) Unfortunately, Mich was a bit of a black sheep and felt he didn't really fit in with his family, for various reasons. So once he could leave, he did, and just never really looked back. Which left Gabe feeling abandoned. (Mich's reasons range from not vibing with his parents authoritarian structure to being queer+trans and them not really being the best people to support that.)

After he was out of the house Mich went on to live his best life. He is best described as an anarchist weed-head woods-hermit survivalist. Quite the description! My favorite idea for him was that he'd live in "No Man's Land" post ODIN because the only government presence is the military, who doesn't really bother with random people in the woods.

Here's where the depth comes in: We decided the reason Gabe is the way he is, Americas ugliest lap-dog, is because he was upset with Mich for leaving and more or less rebelling against him for it. (I have a quote to sum it up "Rebellion for Mich was running away from their parents. Rebellion for Gabe was running away from Mich.") Mich didn't really intend to abandon Gabe, it's more or less something that happened and only tried to correct once they were both adults. (Which didn't really work out well. Gabe is very iffy with him.)

Now there's not a lot more to his "canon" because he just gets tossed into various scenarios and then reacts, but I do have a list of what are more-or-less "fun facts" about him.

Mich fun facts: -Isn't bald, unlike Gabe, but does keep his hair on the shorter side. -Regularly dyes his hair random colors and patterns, the latter of which he free hands. (Has never in his life set foot in a salon. Somehow hair hair isn't crunchy.) -Likes to use "Pal" and "Little buddy" whereas Gabe is always using "Jr" and "Kid" -Wrinklier and smilier version of his brother. They look hella alike, to the point that he wigs Hesh out when they first meet. -100% can and will adopt Hesh. That's his lil guy. Logan is not exempt from this either. -Has zero problem with Gabe joining the Federation. Is more upset about the whole "Murdering his homoerotic "best friend" and traumatizing both his sons" thing. -Fluent in Spanish+Portuguese. -Has no formal military training but finds no problem wielding firearms or finding himself in combat. (I mean, he lives in NML. That place always got some kinda battle. You gotta know some fighting skills.) -Bandannas and cowboy hats are his favorite headgear. -Keeps photos of him and Gabe on his person. -Constantly jokes that his full name is actually "Michigan" and that's what "Mich" is short for. -Performed his own top surgery. /J -Very laid back personality, though he's smart enough to know when/if he needs to be more serious/strict. -Incredibly annoyed that Rorke kinda stole their last name like it's his first name. -Very aware of whatever Elias and Gabe have/had going on. Very amused by it. -"Protect trans kids" flag in his front room. -Has multiple spouses. Romantically or just legally has yet to be decided. Not that he'd tell anyone. -Has kids. Mini Mich's causing chaos. (Just don't ask where the kids came from, mf made them from clay for all we know.) -Mich and Merrick are besties. (At the very least, Mich is the person Merrick tolerates the most. Outside Hesh.) -For all the quirks he really is just some fucking guy. -Daniel and The Cooler Daniel meme.

[elsternwick-rp]

Character List Update, and Final Story Event of 2024! (11-24-24)

Good evening, Elsternwick! We well and truly hope that you're having a lovely night! We have another update, and this was the one we've been working on for most of the month, so without further adieu, let's get to it!

Character List Master Update!

If you've visited our page, you may have noticed that the "Character Master List" now directly links to this handy Google Doc!

By player request, we have decided to retire the Tumblr Page for characters, as it got quite long and navigating it was difficult for both PC and mobile users! All updates will now simply be made to this google doc, and it has been notarized by franchise to make for easier navigation, and now all fan characters are properly listed in their franchise, rather than be given their own category!

We've been hard at work at this for the past few months, and we're glad to finally have it out! We're also working on a similar but much smaller Reserves list that will look similar and will also be easier to view! The Ban List, as it is right now, will remain, but in the future it may also get a bigger document!

And on that note, we have some new characters!

New Arrivals (11-24-24)

The train has pulled into station, bringing with it many fresh new faces to Elsternwick, we hope you enjoy your stay here!

Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland Kemono AU) - Gale Jade Leech (Twisted Wonderland Kemono AU) - Vape Archlich Amygdala (Original Character) - Xeno Kyoko (River City Girls) - Kyle Magolor (Kirby: Return to Dreamland) - Carmine

Reserves

We also have a  few reserves, hopefully soon, we’ll be seeing them, and look forward to whatever plots you may do with them! Haruko Haruhara (FLCL) - Kyle Mizuki (Project Sekai) - Bee

Drops

Lastly, we have a few drops, sorry they didn’t work out, but hope you had fun with them while they lasted! Nakoruru (Samurai Shodown) - Kyle Hat Kid (A Hat in Time) - Bee Amity Blight (The Owl House) Bee Miorine Rembran (Gundam: The Witch from Mercury) - Bee Suletta Mercury (Gundam: The Witch from Mercury) - Doot

And that about does it for the character updates, but that's not all! We also have the third and final Story Event for Elsternwick, this year, we focused on various different parts of Elsternwick (The Undeground, the Museum/Beach), and to round out the year, we're going to be headed to Delta to unearth the secrets of the Creepy Manor!

Macabre Mystery of the Maligned Malicious Mystical Mansion (Story Event: November - January 2025)

The Creepy Manor sitting just outside of Delta's manor has long stood vacant, disappearing and reappearing with each passing century, always changing it's appearance, it has long been a mystery, but a mercifully quiet one... but in recent days, it has grown loud, extraordinarily loud, the doors have opened once again, but the area around the Manor, as well as Delta, are now filled with the brim with horrific mischief!

All throughout Delta, haunting events are unfolding! The Dead and restless spirits roam the Earth once more, timelost objects from different time periods are littering the grounds, and those who come close are sent forwards and backwards in time, strange monsters and masked n'er-do-wellers have been spotted in the manor looking for a lost treasure , and most disturbingly, the ground has been rumbling. Matched with rumors of a wicked evil monster resting in the caverns beneath the Manor, Delta is in danger... and it's up to you to help it!

Throughout this event, focused in Delta, you will be given the option to help in four different ways, each with it's own unique feeling and level of danger!

You can simply stay in Delta, and help deal with it's growing undead problem, be it by helping spirits pass on, stick a stake through an vampire's heart, or simply just burying corpses back beneath the ground, every little bit helps! (Danger Level: Variable - Low)

If you opt to inspect the time-lost items scattering the grounds outside of the Manor, your muse will find themselves propelled backwards... or perhaps forward in time, to unearth the story behind this curio, but take care to not change the future... and who knows? Maybe you'll find a clue about what lurks beneath, or learn some local history by becoming part of it... (Inspired by Eternal Darkness, Danger Level: Medium-High)

Lately in Delta, there have been numerous monster sightings, and whispers and rumors of a lost treasure, deed to land, or a exceedingly shiny diamond, some people think they're real monsters, but perhaps they're just someone in a suit? You'll need to enter the manor itself to solve this mystery, but something tells you this may not be too bad... (Inspired by Scooby-Doo, Danger Level: Low)

Finally, within the bowels of the Creepy Manor lies its secret, something lurks deep within the basement and caverns, and it hungers to be seen and felt. People have gone missing, and whatever is down there may yet wake... you must set the stars wrong again, before all of Delta is in danger! (Inspired by: World of Horror, Call of Cthulhu. Danger Level: VERY HIGH)

Rewards: Helping (Or running!) any of the aforementioned prompts will reward anyone participating with Black Market Passes, Arcadia Tickets, as well as numerous Delta & Creepy themed items that can help (Or hinder!) your muse!

Delta's counting on you, all you need to do is face your fears and step into the mansion... if you're brave enough!

And lastly, as 2024 comes to a close, we have one last event to tease...

Elsternwick Winter Event: December - February 2025

As the Manor howls in anger, Winter's chill air begins to flow into the riverside town, bringing with it shorter days, and longer nights... and beautiful clear skies, giving you a perfect view of the starry night sky, and all the universes in the sky, it's beautiful... if you wish upon a star, maybe it will come true... or perhaps, something just might come to you! You'll find out in this very starry themed Winter to cap off 2024!

We hope you'll look forward to it!

Update Done!

Phew, and that about covers it! Bigger update than usual, but we think i was worth the wait! We hope you enjoy the new Google Doc Master List, a new event, as well as an upcoming one as well!

We hope you enjoyed reading this, and we hope the rest of your autumn and coming Winter is amazing as well!

Winter gives way to Spring, but we'll wait until it's actually here to reveal our next plans for 2025, which should be a lot of fun!

But until then, we can't wait to see what you do with our events, be it Unhappily Ever After, A Mysterious Manor, or just enjoying the crisp Autumn Air... there's a lot to see in Elsternwick!

And there's still yet more to be had once Winter comes...

But until then, we hope the rest of your evening is eventful and fun!

We look forward to whatever you may be up to, both within and without Elsternwick!

See you again soon!

[onejellyfishplease]

here lies mx. jelly, tragically trapped under an inbox flood containing the simple phrase "Doot Doot". we shall remember them fondly, and hold ourselves together through community in these trying times.

because of their faithful and honorable service to the teenage mutant ninja turtles fandom, we shall honor them with a ceremonial playing of Taps.

Doot dootdooooooooot doot dootdoooooooooot

doot dootdoot doot dootdoot doot dootdooooooooot

aw thank you.

though i would prefer for the theme tune from how to train your dragon to be played during my funeral

[cheese-in-space]

“Wacker Drive” “Lower Wacker” “Lower Lower Wacker” hello??

Sometimes I just remember that chicago has a whole underground street that’s just there. People just drive on it.

And then under that one there’s another road. Or something. It’s just under there like is this even real???

[thesandsofelsweyr]

HOLLOWED OUT

《 CH5 // FILLED BACK UP WITH HATE // PART 3 》

When Jason saw that photo of Batman and his new Robin, the thin cord of hope holding him together had snapped and he had broken into a million pieces. No one was coming for him. Not one single person on the planet cared whether he lived or died, or how much he suffered, or how loud he screamed. No one except the Clown. He was Joker’s now, and he would say or do anything to get a reprieve from the torment and the pain, even if it meant letting himself be reduced to something less than human.

《RATING》 🔞 Mature 《WORDS》 1,528 《CHAPTERS》 5/6

《CHARACTERS》 Jason Todd/Robin, Joker, Bruce Wayne (mentioned)

《TROPES》 Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Whump, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

《WARNINGS》 Dehumanization, Bathing/Washing, Master/Pet, Collars, Ownership, Brainwashing, Humiliation, Non-Consensual Touching, Torture, Mindfuck, Scars, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Loathing, Past Child Abuse, Daddy Issues, Forced Nudity, Swearing

《SERIES》 Part 4 of My Arkhamverse, Part 4 of Ruined

《NOTES》

This chapter includes a very thorough bath scene 😬

Only one chapter left after this one! 🎉

This fic is my pride & joy! It was the first thing I published after a 5+ year hiatus, and the longest story I've ever written by far!

This fic is also dark so be aware of the tags (especially the DD:DNE tag)

My Arkhamverse canon is a mix of game canon and Arkham Knight: Genesis canon. I pick and choose what I like best 😉

If you enjoy the read please consider kudosing, commenting, and reblogging ❤️

《 ALSO ON AO3 》 (comments & kudos there are very much appreciated)

Joker kneaded soap into the sparse tuft of black hair in his armpit…

“♫ Brush off the clouds and cheer up… ♫”

…before dragging the rag down the length of his skinny arm, painting over the angry red splotches—burns from the blowtorch—with white suds.

“♫ Put on a happy face… ♫”

The rag slid over the abraded bands ringing his bony wrist to reach his puffy, mottled hand (compliments of an acid spritz). Jason bit back a hiss. That cracked and blistered skin was still tender to the touch after the earlier brush-scouring. Joker paused for a moment to hold it up like a manicurist inspecting his work.

“♫ Hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm… ♫”

Jason gulped, his Adam’s apple pumping up and down the column of his throat while his eyes remained trained on the shower floor. He didn’t need to look up to know that the Clown was admiring the beginnings of fingernails filling in the empty pits of his nail beds. Probably making a note in his deranged brain to relieve me of them next playtime. His stomach churned at the thought.

“♫ La-la di-da di-da… ♫”

Joker ran the rag between each crooked, splayed finger, and over his drill-punctured palm…

“♫ Doo-doot doo-doot doo-doot-doot… ♫”

…before lowering his left arm in exchange for his right, tugging him closer with it, then repeating the same process…

“♫ And if you’re feeling cross and bitterish, Don’t sit and whine. Think of banana split and licorice, And you’ll feel fine! ♫”

…and moving onto his chest. The rag wiped away the fresh blood seeping from the latest artwork etched into his fleshy canvas: the crude mockery of the Robin logo from his suit, carved deep into his right breast. A carving the Clown regularly retraced, lest it fade away and his “beloved Boy Blunder” forget how spectacularly he failed in his role.

“♫ Why look so awfully tragic? Put on a happy face! ♫”

Joker gripped his sore shoulder while he scrubbed his scabbed and scarred torso, with its puckered HAHAHA cut beneath his protruding ribs alongside the silvery J+HQ♡ in Harley’s whimsical cursive.

“♫ Smiling can work like magic Put on a happy face! ♫”

Cloth-covered fingers deftly massaged soap into that abused skin, and Jason hated himself for leaning into it, for thinking it felt good when all he’d known for nearly a year of his life was pain.

“♫ Why do you mope around so sourly? It’s such a strain. ♫”

The rag swirled suds over the Arkham logo incised into his abdomen, its soapy arc widening with each turn, every muscle in his broken body tensing as it crept closer and closer to his exposed crotch…

“♫ I always try to chuckle hourly, It clears the brain! ♫”

Jason couldn’t help but flinch when the rag brushed against his patch of black pubes. His cock was the only part of his body that the Clown hadn’t touched—that no one had touched. Joker would piss himself laughing if he knew I was gonna die a virgin. Or… A chill washed over him as the next thought sent icy horror flooding through his veins: Or he might invite a friend down to pop my cherry for me. A vivid image burned into his brain before he could claw it away… an image of Bane bending his skeletal body over the blood-stained desk in his cell, before robbing him of the only sliver of dignity he had left…

“♫ I knew a boy so gloomy, He’d never laugh or sing… ♫”

Joker grabbed hold of his left ankle—his fleshless leg was almost the color of the Clown’s bleached white fist—while he rubbed the rag down his burn-dappled right leg to his duct-tape-wrapped ankle and foot, then back up again, kneading soap into the hollow of his knee, inching towards his inner thigh…

“♫ He wouldn’t listen to me… ♫”

The rag slid higher and Jason’s mind tried to flee: to a place and time where he was happy, where the only pain he knew was bruises after a brawl at Batman’s side. But so many of his memories were poisoned now by Bruce’s lies. I was supposed to be his son. The joke was on him though: his adopted dad hadn’t wanted him any more than his real dad. He had to push past this. He knew what was coming; he didn’t want to be here when the Clown touched him.

The rag skimmed his sack, and Jason was back in his elevator down to the cave, the one hidden behind his wall of books in his new bedroom. Bruce was smiling at him, telling him he “earned this.” This billionaire slash vigilante was letting him, a kid from the street, into his life, sharing his greatest secret, his trust. He could still feel that warmth welling in his chest; he’d made his father proud. He tried to grab hold of that feeling and use it to drag himself out of this pit, out of this wrecked shell of a body; to become Robin again—Bruce Wayne’s son. To let it happen to that other boy instead…

“♫ Now he’s a mean old thing! ♫”

His mind was viciously ripped back to the present when the rag-covered hand clamped around his balls. His entire body jolted then locked rigid, as if the Clown had shocked him again with the cattle prod. He screwed his eyes shut and held his breath while he waited for Joker to crush his nuts in his fist, to grind them together like before. Even his shriveled sack seemed to draw up tight to his body in sick anticipation of that stomach-wrenching agony. Every fiber of his being burned with the need to be anywhere else but here at this man’s mercy, but he was bound by the fear of what would happen to him if he dared to deny his master his fun.

“Now now, Jason. No need to be shy,” Joker chided softly, his deceptively gentle voice wriggling over Jason’s eardrums like slimy maggots. “I seem to recall you telling me that these were, what was it you said? ‘Mine to torture’?”

Jason cringed, his guts writhing at the memory of his last punishment, the utter humiliation. “Yes sir,” he whimpered pitifully. Of course he’d said that. The maniac had a scalpel pressed to his sack for fuck’s sake. He would’ve told the man anything he wanted to hear. “Sorry sir.”

Anguish and despair clawed at his heart until it swelled too large for his chest and pressed painfully against his sore ribs. Why did Bruce want him to suffer? Yeah, he fucked up, but Batman was supposed to help the helpless. Did that not extend to washed-up sidekicks? Please, Bruce. He didn’t want to hurt anymore. He didn’t want this creep to touch him anymore. He didn’t want to be a dog. I want Alfred. I want my father. I want to go home. But this was his home now. He was an orphan who no one wanted—who no one ever wanted—except the monster who hurt him every day of his miserable life. I would’ve given back the suit if you had asked. I would’ve moved out of the manor, back to Crime Alley. He hadn’t realized what an embarrassment he was. He didn’t know then that he was a failed trial run. Please, Bruce. Please give me another chance. I’ll never disobey you again, I swear. I’m good at obeying now… I’m a good boy now… Please…

When Joker’s hand closed around his limp cock he simply withered. He could do nothing while the rag soaped his length, rolling back the foreskin to expose the head and thumb its slit; he could do nothing except let this madman violate him. After all, he was just a creature. No, not even a creature. He was a thing. A plaything. A toy like the wind-up chattering teeth Joker had scattered throughout his home. Joker’s “boy toy.” He—it—existed solely for its owner’s amusement.

Joker slid his hands beneath the boy’s arms and gently lifted it off the wet floor, maneuvering it like a doll. “Upsy-daisy!” a nasally voice echoed cheerfully.

The boy-shaped thing was standing now, slumped against the back wall of the shower as its owner continued to scrub months of degradation from its emaciated body. The shivering thing only sobbed as the rag slid between its bruised asscheeks, hiccuping when a rag-covered finger found its puckered hole and pressed into it, only the tiniest bit, just enough to humiliate it once more. Another reminder that its owner could touch it wherever he wanted, play with it whenever he wanted, and that it was too utterly ruined to do anything about it.

Joker rested his forehead against its temple. “How about we get the rest of this muck off you,” he murmured sweetly over its shoulder as he rubbed suds into the soft stretch of skin behind its sack. “Don’t want Bats thinking his ol’ pal Jokey has been mistreating his wayward birdie.”

Bats knows, it thought hollowly as warm tears rolled over the ‘J’ on its cheek. And Bats doesn’t care.

[ima-ghost-art]

My kinda Cats the Musical Timeline

(Including ocs)

A few months after Macavity is born, Deuteronomy invites a local circus cat, Merlinite, to the Jellicles to help teach his son how to use his powers.

Merlinite meets Bellona Jones, a protector of the tribe and Bustopher Jones sister and the two quickly become fated mates!

Macavitys magic starts becoming more volatile and he ends up attacking the couple during one of his training sessions.

Bellona and Merlinite move away from the junkyard for safety soon after due to Bellona being pregnant with their first kitten Alonzo

Other cats are born (including munk, dem, bomba, tugger, teaze and jerrie)

Bustopher takes a real shine to Tugger once he was born.

Macavity looses control of his magic and attacks his brothers and is banished by the tribe, Dem and Bomba go with him

The hidden paw is created and a few weeks later, Bellona Jones and Merlinite are killed by the hands of hench cats.

Mono fam move in with bust when twins 2m

Misto kitnapped- 5 ish months, a freind he trusted sold him out to Macavity for a place in the hidden paw.

Other 2 now sent to junkyard for safety by Bustopher.

Misto meets Dem and Bomba (the two basically become his protective big sisters, Demeter is especially regretful she cabt stop Mac from hurting him.

Demeter finds out shes pregnant with Jemima

3 months later Dem Bomb and Jem (newborn) escaped with the help of Mungojerrie, but he ends up having to return to the hidden paw for misto!

Victoria meets lil Jemmy and they are imedetly best friends!!

Month later mist and mungo escape (9 and 12 months respectively)

Misto comes to the junkyard and reunited with his family!! (Its a slow going process to get close again but Victoria is thrilled to have her baby twin brother (bc she is definitely the older of the 2) back! Alonzo and Bustopher feel guilty about allowing mist to be taken (and Alonzo feels it's his fault bc he was mad at misto for sneaking out with a friend Alonzo didnt trust but didnt stop it instead being passive aggressive about it))

Demeter, Bomba, Jerrie & Mistoffelees def are a little quartet after being reunited outside of the hidden paw! Misto and Jemima are lowkey besties now he can be her fun sassy uncle, (tugger gets jealous Jemmy likes Misto better than him)

Misto Tugger freindship!! And them meeting the 7 kittens (earning misto a sick collapsible top hat that can change size)

6 month later is the jellicle ball with Grizabella

*insert new kittens born/ arriving* death of Tililith and Coricojerrie become fathers

Misto and his nephew is attacked by Pennyfathing, Victoria (and Alonzo) nearly kill penny in return and Hiraeth is left injured/ now blind

A year later Gus is the jellicle choice

3 months later Alibi and Admetus arrive at the junkyard

The next year it's old Deuteronomy as jellicle choice and Jemima becomes the new Jellicle Leader. She is supported by her mates (Pounce and Electra) as well as the rest of her family!

(Its really emotional for Munk Tug and Dem plus her siblings since they are losing Old doot, but everyone is all exited for Jem for being the next leader!!)

The next year Jemima's first choice is Alibi. Its definitely as emotional as old doot and her siblings are all heartbroken to let her go but the tribe knows it's for the best.

(plato is sobbing as he let's his little sister go, and their younger siblings are heartbroken to see there big sister leave, but everyone can tell it is the right choice.)

[collectalong]

DOOT DOOT! The multiversal Pink Bean has heard your request and thus shall give you a random item

The item of choice...

Aran's trademark Polearm: Maha!

Wow! What a lucky fellow you are! This legendary weapon is ginormous! Can you even wield it and do you have what it takes to become his master-- YES, HIS MASTER. This polearm has a spirit inside that helps you train to become the master of being a polearm user! Just practice with it wisely and you'll be on your way to become the next greatest LEGENDARY WARRIOR in all of Mapleworld!

Hope you like your new item! Enjoy!

(To Emu cause why not?)

emu squeaks with profound joy. A BIG AX!

"wooooah! this looks like the perfect prop for our next show!☆" clapping her hands at the display, she reaches out to shake the pink jellybean's mitt! "thank you for the super-spectacial delivery, pink jay-bee! i'll have to find a good place for it!"

...somehow, startlingly, she lifts it without issue...

[dirtyoldmanhole]

Moving slowly forward with this playthrough and the fic ~ Corrin & co were moving through the Wind Tribe's area and ran into an ambush here on the Eternal Stairway.

God, can I say again i love how lush and rich Fate's scenes are?

every single screenshot is uniquely arranged / colored / have a very distinct "purpose" to the environment biomes in a way I don't think any of the other games could beat. It's not just 'slap a slightly different ground texture and not even fiddle with the lighting settings and call it a day'.

(Finding it fascinating Gunter's leading the pack here; Kaze starts taking the lead when they're in the Wind Tribe's area officially.)

Ambush happens, Corrin & co dismayingly realize the Faceless are actually illusions. Meta nerds are gonna love the part in this fic about here where Gunter talks about illusion magic. It's been fun to knuckle into the nuts and bolts of it.

Wind tribe level happens... it's a pain in the ass but Azura's becoming the best combat-oriented dancer I've ever trained ... doot doot... next level....

So Izumo feels like Fates' version of Serenes Forest, then? Technically located within a larger nation (Hoshido/Begnion) but still the true neutral to all the others.

I see a lot of trees and a focus on "bounty" which makes sense considering in FE, the more warlike nations are most often always the one who are starved of natural resources. Could write an essay of similarities between Daein and Nohr in that sense.

Did briefly wonder how the Wind Tribe produced enough food/sustenence to support itself considering it's all desert, but by being so close to the coast and within Hoshido's bounty-rich lands, it probably does okay with trade.

Corrin + Azura decides to hit up the archduke and plead their case, also dropping in an ask if Izana's heard of the "Sword of Flame"....

!!!! veerrrrry interesting!

That took some balls to lay that accusation out for a national figurehead, even if he knew it was true.

I have my fic headcanon(tm) reasons that Gunter's familiar with Zola -- tldr; him doing the majority of Corrin's mind wipes considering deception is arguably pretty close to manipulating/hiding memories. Plus I can't see Garon just trusting any mage for that kind of delicate work; it'd be Iago otherwise. Too much at risk if a Nohrian mage half-assed it, and Corrin conveniently remembers enough.

It'd also make a little more emotional sense for him to be unusually disgusted with Zola, when he takes a lot of other War Crime Stuff in with a straight face; and why Zola would recognize him back. Gunter could even be tactfully not mentioning the mind wipe stuff in order to give some dignity to Corrin.

[ cracks knuckles ] let's get to it!

[chronicallyonlinecath]

Monday 6th February - doot. doot. doot. another one bites the dust

last week recap; (song basically sums how I feel rn)

Monday - Walked into English and had Ben and Cory, two of Wyvern's friends and cronies, creep up behind me and whisper "So how's Andrew?" And I instantly knew Wyvern had told everyone. Which he has, I can confirm. Monday was a blur of school and trying to avoid the judgmental-ass gazes of many people. Cory teased me throughout double English, and Ben teased me throughout double science. And then, it all added up in the grand finale of Maths, where the seating plan is a bit like; Wyvern - Andrew - Cory - Ben - Janek - Me

So Ben and Cory were turning around every second to sing "Cath and Andrew sitting in a tree-" While Wyvern turned around and gave me pointed looks. Andrew didn't look in my general direction at all, and I'm grateful. I don't think I would've been able to bear it, since they were teasing him as well as me. He already knew I liked him and didn't tell them himself, when he could've done. I was an absolute dumbass for telling Wyvern. But, I prayed everything would blow over eventually. And it has, it seems.

Tuesday - An average Tuesday, but I was relatively tired. I was trying to read my book and Sheldon wouldn't leave me alone, unfortunately. Everyone else seemed mildly peeved off with him as well. I'd tried setting boundaries with him, telling him t stop messaging me, to leave me alone, and he just didn't listen. I'd made it abundantly clear I wanted space.

He wouldn't give it.

Wednesday - I did my GCSE performance recordings for music; my solo took many attempts to get right, but my group didn't take long.

Sheldon still wouldn't leave me alone.

So, Harley, Matty, Bella, Harry, Peter, Reagan and I collectively planned to kick him out. To get rid of the overhanging ick that he brought with him. The guilty being that followed me everywhere.

Part 1 - I exploded at him on text. I admit, this wasn't originally the plan, but I simply couldn't deal with his whiny messages anymore. I exploded, told him to leave me alone, and blocked him.

Part 2 - Kick him out of the friend group entirely. There were many risks that came with this; he'd been kicked out of his old friend group and had threatened me in the past with. Well. Suicidal tendencies. Bella volunteered to kick him out, but Matty believed I should've done it. It's true, I should've done, but my soul lives in the music department.

Thursday - Part 2 was enacted at break, when I was with Alison being morale support for her GCSE performances. Harry told me about it;

The group moved from Sheldon, leaving him with Bella. Bella then told him, I'm not exactly how, to leave us alone. From what Harry said; me being uncomfy was used as a bit of a scapegoat. Which is a reasonable scapegoat, I must say. Sheldon's left me alone since then, and the group has been chaotically thriving.

I watched the school's production of Romeo and Juliet, and it was good, I enjoyed it. Before it though, I helped Alison and Andrew pack up training orchestra with all the young musicians. Andrew tried telling Alison's little brother how to commit arson, and I had to break the two apart.

Andrew and I then took a ton of cymbals back to the music department from the main hall, and we had a nice little convo. Twas nice, bearing in mind the entire school knows I like him thanks to Wyvern.

Friday - Chill, easy, kinda boring, basic. Lunch was funny tho; Harley and Matty stole my Romeo+Juliet programme I was getting signed and signed it themselves. It was... interesting. I also watched Little Women (2019) for the first time.

Saturday - Went to county band for the first time in about 2 months, and it was okay. Then I went and watched the new Puss in Boots movie with my parents and I adored it. Perrito is my favourite character, my dad thought he was called burrito until my mum and I corrected him.

Sunday - It was a Sunday. Need I say more? I went and sat in a tree with a monster and some eclairs tho and read a book in the afternoon which was very chill and very nice and i really enjoyed it.

Monday - A good day, calm, chill. Alison's birthday too, which was nice. Harley's been bullying me all evening into writing this, and within reason, it's been a long time since I did an update. I'll update again on Wednesday, and then again on Sunday.

~CM

[combexperience]

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