#doorbell night

[mad-musician-mayhem]

Spring 2021

Alto B *puts an orange in Theater S’s backpack*

Alto L *takes orange out and put it in Alto B’s hoodie hood*

Most of the Altos, Flute K, Baseball J, Chess A, Bass Clarinet A, and several Trombones witness this.

Halloween 2021

Alto B *enters grumpily*

Alto L: Didn’t like your oranges?

Alto B: Yeah, it was weird but… WAIT!!!

October 30, 2021

Alto L to Alto H and Theater S: So I live kinda near Alto B. And tonight is door bell night…

Alto H: You aren’t going to…

Theater S: Oranges?

Alto L: Oranges!

Back to Halloween 2021

Alto B: THAT WAS YOU?!?

Alto L: Who else would have the means, motive, and opportunity?

Alto B: YOU PUT A BUCKET OF, LIKE 10 ORANGES ON MY PORCH?

Alto L: It was 15.

Alto B: What?

Alto L: The bucket had 15 oranges in it.

Alto B *sputtering*: Why???

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H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N

Alto L: You didn’t read them?

Alto B: WHY WOULD I READ THEM???

Note:

Alto B is just used to it at this point. It has continued on. Nearly the entire band knows the joke at this point. It has expanded to apples and pears last year. He hides things back now.

Alto L: Who put 17 string cheese in my bag?

Alto B: You finally found them? It’s been 2 weeks?!

Alto L: Why 17?

Alto B: Because that’s how many I could get from everyone that day at lunch.

[gctchell]

Some demons have innate abilities that allow them to stick anything they please to where they please. Others have magic that allows fusion. Niffty?

"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

Niffty has tape.

[firefighter-diazbuckley]

me and my sister spent an hour on the phone ranting and psychoanalysing our absolutely insane dad & his family because they’re the absolute fucking worst and such a unique brand of awful and crazy

[saltygilmores]

35 Unique Ways I've Wished Death And Injury Upon Dean Forester (So Far) While Rewatching Gilmore Girls (In Chronological Order)

1. Stuffed into a sack and thrown over a fence 2.Rory feeds him poisoned cookies 3. Lorelai slams his fingers or his head in her window instead of flirting with him Romeo and Juliet style after she catches him peeping into her house 4.Rory and Lorelai glare at him until he dissolves 5. Hit by a car 6. A display of watermelons falls on him at Doose’s and flattens him 7. In episode 1/16, Dean offers to throw himself under a train, so I listen for the sound of the approaching locomotive but it never comes 8 He drops dead from exhaustion because that "You built me a car/I built you a car" exchange goes on for too long 9 Genitals are mauled by a pack of guard dogs in the junk yard of that same You Built Me A Car scene 10 Slams his fingers in the door of said car he built 11 He develops a debilitating allergy when the town is over run with 1,000 yellow daisies 12 Barbequed 13 Rory smashes his fingers with a hammer (wish for smashd fingers #3) 14 Rory whacks Dean over the head with a giant umbrella 15 Rory impales him in the eye with a giant umbrella 16 Another wish for a hit and run accident 17 After bludgeoning Christopher with the giant Oxford English Dictionary, Rory then does the same to Dean

18 A meteor crashes through his house (one of my favorites) 19 Head bashed in with a safe 20 Strangled by his Doose's Market apron 21 Drinks laundry detergent 22 Mauled by a mountain lion 23 Choking on a chicken bone 24 He's stocking cans of beans at work, and then the cans topple over and suffocate him and then they bring in those dogs that sniff for people buried under rubble and even though the dogs find him they pretend they don’t and ignore him 25 Carried away by a swarm of insects 26 Hit square in the junk with a flying basketball so he can never reproduce 27 Infected splinter 28 Lindsay murders Dean and puts his head in her freezer 29 Rory misses another opportunity to poison Dean's food (Picnic Basket auction) but it works out since Jess eats it instead 30 Drown 31 Gangrene 32 Wish for slammed fingers #4 (Rory slams his fingers inside a book) 33 More genital crushing (run over by a lawnmower) 34 Rory kicks him in the nuts 35 Falls into volcano

[queerstudiesnatural]

boy antidepressants sure are a good invention why have doctors not been giving these to me the whole time i feel sooooo much better

[jellybeanium124]

the apartment across from mine just installed ring on their door. what if I don't want to be recorded every time I enter and exist my apartment, fuckos? according to the website it looks like it's got motion sensors so it is definitely recording me every time I walk past it aka every time I enter or exist my apartment. fuck off.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Driving home at night so scary :(

[the-kipsabian]

good morning radiator men are here to remind me not to sleep all day lmao

[hancydrewfan]

it is so tricky being a person who wants to love the spooky season but was forbidden from the spooky season growing up and now is overwhelmed by the sheer love everyone else has for the spooky season especially on tumblr. i appreciate your love of the spooky season, folks! i will just keep to the outskirts and chime in with a “hear hear!” now and then with my pumpkin spiced things and love of black cats.

[valiantsword]

@draconisa sent, 27﹕ sender  is  caught  wearing  receiver's  clothes . 

three days in boston had served as an unwelcome reprieve from the time arthur had been spending with dany. he was finally using the small studio he never thought he'd sleep in. there was even furniture in it now and a slightly larger wardrobe than what he'd started with. no idea how that happened but it had. mysteriously.

it was a field trip of sorts. the blonde spent the weekend playing very expensive babysitter on a historical excursion for the children of foreign diplomats as a trial run for whether or not to hire his services for a more steady stream of work. luckily, a lot of it would be centered in new york with occasional trips to dc and other countries ( as needed ).

as promised, the presents had not stopped when he decided to attempt roots in american soil. this particular trip he'd found a charming little vase at the museum of fine arts boston. just a small reminder that she's with him whenever he leaves.

the wait for the door to open was delicious agony. honestly, he'd been on edge since disembarking from his flight because he'd missed her so much. funny how easy it was to get so wrapped up in the presence of someone else. even funnier how easy it was after promising himself it wasn't going to happen again after guinevere.

" oh. " in all his wishful thinking the door finally managed a crack. dany stood before him in one of his white tee shirts. arthur's heart stumbled over itself and then tripped right through the threshold. hopefully, it didn't show on his face. " i see we've gotten comfortable in my absence. "

a smile slowly starts to spread across his lips then, without warning, arthur bends down low enough to carefully grab dany by the thighs and lift her over his shoulder.

[hisnhers]

my neighbour has friends over but they're sooo loud and obnoxious

[wickedhawtwexler]

i need every human being on this planet to know that i will NOT open my door unless i am expecting someone! you can ring my doorbell until kingdom come i am NOT getting up!!!

[deus-ex-mona]

c (dawg) o m i n g s o o n

[zaynontour]

ever have a nap so deep that you wake up suddenly and feel like you've woken up from the dead?

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

but also being really angry and then purposefully unkind to someone as revenge fuels me so high on adrenaline and distate i get really shakey so i'm not currently enoying that

[hua-fei-hua]

JUST HAD THE FIVE MOST TERRIFYING MINUTES OF MY LIFE JUST NOW (thought that i lost almost all 341 of my firefox tabs)