#doorbell night

[mad-musician-mayhem]

Spring 2021

Alto B *puts an orange in Theater S’s backpack*

Alto L *takes orange out and put it in Alto B’s hoodie hood*

Most of the Altos, Flute K, Baseball J, Chess A, Bass Clarinet A, and several Trombones witness this.

Halloween 2021

Alto B *enters grumpily*

Alto L: Didn’t like your oranges?

Alto B: Yeah, it was weird but… WAIT!!!

October 30, 2021

Alto L to Alto H and Theater S: So I live kinda near Alto B. And tonight is door bell night…

Alto H: You aren’t going to…

Theater S: Oranges?

Alto L: Oranges!

Back to Halloween 2021

Alto B: THAT WAS YOU?!?

Alto L: Who else would have the means, motive, and opportunity?

Alto B: YOU PUT A BUCKET OF, LIKE 10 ORANGES ON MY PORCH?

Alto L: It was 15.

Alto B: What?

Alto L: The bucket had 15 oranges in it.

Alto B *sputtering*: Why???

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H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N

Alto L: You didn’t read them?

Alto B: WHY WOULD I READ THEM???

Note:

Alto B is just used to it at this point. It has continued on. Nearly the entire band knows the joke at this point. It has expanded to apples and pears last year. He hides things back now.

Alto L: Who put 17 string cheese in my bag?

Alto B: You finally found them? It’s been 2 weeks?!

Alto L: Why 17?

Alto B: Because that’s how many I could get from everyone that day at lunch.

[gctchell]

Some demons have innate abilities that allow them to stick anything they please to where they please. Others have magic that allows fusion. Niffty?

"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

Niffty has tape.

[alongtidesoflight]

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[firefighter-diazbuckley]

me and my sister spent an hour on the phone ranting and psychoanalysing our absolutely insane dad & his family because they’re the absolute fucking worst and such a unique brand of awful and crazy

[queerstudiesnatural]

boy antidepressants sure are a good invention why have doctors not been giving these to me the whole time i feel sooooo much better

[jellybeanium124]

the apartment across from mine just installed ring on their door. what if I don't want to be recorded every time I enter and exist my apartment, fuckos? according to the website it looks like it's got motion sensors so it is definitely recording me every time I walk past it aka every time I enter or exist my apartment. fuck off.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Driving home at night so scary :(

[the-kipsabian]

good morning radiator men are here to remind me not to sleep all day lmao

[valiantsword]

@draconisa sent, 27﹕ sender  is  caught  wearing  receiver's  clothes . 

three days in boston had served as an unwelcome reprieve from the time arthur had been spending with dany. he was finally using the small studio he never thought he'd sleep in. there was even furniture in it now and a slightly larger wardrobe than what he'd started with. no idea how that happened but it had. mysteriously.

it was a field trip of sorts. the blonde spent the weekend playing very expensive babysitter on a historical excursion for the children of foreign diplomats as a trial run for whether or not to hire his services for a more steady stream of work. luckily, a lot of it would be centered in new york with occasional trips to dc and other countries ( as needed ).

as promised, the presents had not stopped when he decided to attempt roots in american soil. this particular trip he'd found a charming little vase at the museum of fine arts boston. just a small reminder that she's with him whenever he leaves.

the wait for the door to open was delicious agony. honestly, he'd been on edge since disembarking from his flight because he'd missed her so much. funny how easy it was to get so wrapped up in the presence of someone else. even funnier how easy it was after promising himself it wasn't going to happen again after guinevere.

" oh. " in all his wishful thinking the door finally managed a crack. dany stood before him in one of his white tee shirts. arthur's heart stumbled over itself and then tripped right through the threshold. hopefully, it didn't show on his face. " i see we've gotten comfortable in my absence. "

a smile slowly starts to spread across his lips then, without warning, arthur bends down low enough to carefully grab dany by the thighs and lift her over his shoulder.

[hisnhers]

my neighbour has friends over but they're sooo loud and obnoxious

[wickedhawtwexler]

i need every human being on this planet to know that i will NOT open my door unless i am expecting someone! you can ring my doorbell until kingdom come i am NOT getting up!!!

[deus-ex-mona]

c (dawg) o m i n g s o o n

[merryloumas]

ever have a nap so deep that you wake up suddenly and feel like you've woken up from the dead?

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

but also being really angry and then purposefully unkind to someone as revenge fuels me so high on adrenaline and distate i get really shakey so i'm not currently enoying that

[raeathnos]

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