#doomed by the narrative smh

[druidshollow]

phrases

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

literally a week ago i was like "oh no i think my obsession over goro is growing stale do i not care about him anymore???" and now i'm going fully fucking insane over him so yeah no i think we're doing fine over here girls

[unmotivatedartistry]

I just realised you have that I called you Ghost in your bio adsfjkj Simon "Ghost" Unmotivated Artistry you were named after many a Doomed By The Narrative men

YEAH I remember that. Refuse to remove it from my bio because it's funny as shit

Too many Doomed By The Narrative men are named Simon man smh does that mean I will be doomed by a narrative?!?!?!? Probably

[nickeldean]

uh. ambrosius was beat up on the ground ballister had a blade above him stabbed it down next to ambrosius’ head. hmmm. wonder what other media did that

supern-*GUNSHOTS*

[gothbot-online]

XIII. DEATH

give up what you love before it does you in

[triglycercule]

i come up with ideas based on the most random things because wdym i just rambled on about fucking fingers and decided,,,, heh,,,,, yeah. this is a good idea. well i mean i do think it IS a good idea but also like in hindsight and out of context i do think its totally fucking stupid. angel92 ahh post 💀💀💀

anyways i was thinking about mtt and fingers and which ones they would lose as a result of being with eachother but then that also means that i'd have to give specific meanings to the fingers (ughhhh,,,,,) ok lets see. pointer finger would represent precision and clear vision because you literally use it to specifically gesture to things. middle finger is like ughh vulgarity and hatred because its the middle finger. the ring finger (heh! i already spoke about this one because of the myth that its connected to the heart and also holds wedding rings) represents love and the pinkie represent promise (PINKIE PROMISE!) and the thumb represents basic functioning and interpretations (because the thumb helps us literally hold things and also thumbs up and down shows your view on things)

i think if i just tack this idea onto the other post about ring fingers then it would be kinda unrealted + plus too long SO ITS GOING HERE. all the mtt are missing ring fingers because i said so. dust is missing an index finger because if the trio break up he's the only one that wouldnt have anywhere/one to go. also he'd struggle to smoke and i think that horror would always complain about him smoking so it'd be like horror's still kinda there warding him off from smoking even though he's not there anymore. horror would lose his middle finger because he'd probably be the most agressive against kist in mttpoly and now without them there he's kinda chilled out. but also the agression and spark isnt there and now he's stuck in plain old boring regular horrortale again which isnt all that fun,,,, even if dust an killer sucked fighting was a way to pass time. but horror would never admit that. and i think killer could lose a thumb (ill be fr im just running out of fingers to use here. next thing yk i'll start talking about TOES) and then he'd struggle to hold knives normally now. he literally can't hurt others the way he hurt horror and dust (but also that could also mean that killer just has to come up with more creative ways to main. or also his reduced actions could result in him causing less trouble and therefore having less threats. depends on if killer wants to be a bit more knife happy or just chil,,,,,, you KNOW i gotta go with the knife happy idea mtt NEVER get a break and if they do i immediately forget about it)

dude imagine them with all these missing fingers 💀💀💀 that shit would lookd SO weird

[i-give-u--art]

GARFARATRARTARTARARAT

BIFF MENTIONED BIFF MENTIONED

WOOP WOOP

I LOVE THIS EDIT SM!!

(also the doomed yaoi)

(womp womp)

I'm once again feeling so ill about Mark Temple

[kxllerblond]

♥ GIMME ur mwaH MwaH nOOOWWWW

ship meme. / accepting

♥ for a romantic relationship. 

This is just that one Shameless gif set where they're in the bath and one is like "this is gay" and the other one is like "we're literally married."

Anyway love Clark for getting romantically involved with a man he knows is going to die. it's not like that's like his only big relationship trigger nowadays or anything outside of getting mcfuckin' sold out by them. 😜✌️

[vyinter]

just found out they KILLED shin jaeha off in ccir 😐 as someone who stopped watching the show after they started to makd him evil lemme just say he did nothing wrong

[outtheoiseaux]

“Not shipping Adam and Amanda but-” but what??? Be brave! Make them kiss in the bathtub! Let them share godawful industrial mixtapes! We all saw their chemistry in that one deleted scene so stop pretending y’all don’t think they’re THE disturbing romcom couple🙄

Everyone loveees a relationship “doomed by the narrative” till they’re not both boys smh

She’s literally exactly his type and no one can convince me otherwise. Girl was regretfully mourning killing her loser crush in her dying moments, and if that’s not tumblr romance, then tumblr romance is dead

[joelletwo]

'takasugi was doomed from the gntm narrative bc hes incompatible w the loadbearing goofs' no takasugis doomed by the gntm narrative bc he despite the meta positioning with women, story-level he is never cast as one. smh. guys too trans masc to be a woman sometimes he had to die theres no future in him

[phoenixisobsessed]

Transformers: Devastation [#1-6]

(Part 1 because only 10 images per post allowed on mobile smh)

Welcome to my first comic yapping post chat lets get started. This boutta be a long one.

This will be a mix between me talking about what happens (spoilers) and panels I am memeing on. So you have been warned.

Yapping (/spoilers) starts here ⬇️

Holy shit Bumblebee looks so silly in this panel LFMOAOA. LOOOK. LOOKATIM

He’s just happy to be there :3 idk why I’m going crazy over Bumblebee rn he just such a goobster.

Parallels that make you ill. (I am so so sick of this doomed by the narrative yaoi PLEASE CHAT PLEEEASE)

Bro… they are hating.

BRO??? Oh my god they actually want Megs dead they all hate the old peepaw. He was too gay in the last battle smh. Boutta wake up their fave i guess idk.

I can feel the silent stares they are sharing in my bones. They are communicating through stares.

Bro Astrotrain is MAD GODDAMN HE’S GIVING MEGATRON A DIRTY AHH GLARE LFMAODOD. BRO WAS TOLD TO SHUT UP AND HE WAS NOOOT HAPPY BAHSNDKAHA

-> (Part 2)

-> (Part 3)

[missbrunettebarbie]

Starting watching* The 100 with 4×10 sure is interesting. I have no clue who half these people are or what are the relationships between them. But anyway, here are some hightlights:

-I literally only tried this show for Octavia and God, I love her! She has all the makings of a blorbo. Every single moment she was onscreen I was fascinated. Unsurprisingly, the dynamics that most interest me all are centered around her.

-Octavia-Bellamy thugs at my heartstrings. And yet I still can't help but feel they could have been more. In an alternate universe where the show started with O as the protagonist, Bellamy would be a whole other character. I have a feeling he would be more like comics!Batman, a controlling asshole whose entire world centered around his sister and his ~presence would feel smothering everytime he was onscreen.

-No clue who Ilian was and what was his deal, but I was getting Peeta vibes from him LOL

-Octavia-Indra-Gaia! I hope this is a dynamic that is/has been brought up and delved into in other episode cause the potential is there. (When Gaia realizes their clan is doomed and goes to cry on her mom's shoulder, only for Indra to later be like 'Octavia is doing well.' Oh she knew very well what she was doing. I'm convinced Indra had zero faith in her clan's champion so she took advantage of Octavia's already shaky loyalty to make sure they'll survive.)

-How could Luna have THAT backstory and yet she has no interaction with Bellamy nor is Bellamy-Octavia brought up vis a vis her? Wasted potential smh. In another world, she would be O's dark mirror who'll probably haunt her past her death.

-I'm shipping Linctavia and 1. K know they have already been doomed by the narrative and 2. I haven't even properly seen them interact.

-Is...is Kane Octavia's father? (It would make so much sense since they named him Marcus: a Roman name to fit right in with Octavia and Aurora) Or father figure or something? I'm so confused by their interactions.

-Everyone else: if you didn't interact with Octavia, you don't exist for me.

*I'll finish s4 but I don't know if I'll properly watch the show afterwards. I'm here for Octavia and Octavia only and idk if it's worth it.

[deadlypincers]

100% agree on the entire tekken fandom being so fucking weird with jin kazama smh (especially fucking reddit, twitter, and the youtube comments section which is why i rarely look up tekken content on those sites in particular). that would be like if you were a star wars fan and you can't even enjoy luke skywalker without someone talking about how "luke tried to kill his own nephew yet he forgave his father, he is a hypocrite and a bad hero you're a bad person if you like luke". just like luke in star wars the last jedi, jin was ooc as fuck in tekken 6. even the writers themselves admitted they didn't want to do this, it only happened because of harada and they got so much backlash for that character assassination back when tekken 6 was first released. so why...why for over 10 years do i have to constantly see so many unfunny repetitive jokes, hate, and slander about jin kazama. why is the only thing i see when i look up jin is "ww3" for the billionth time. why did i have to see people making customizations of jin dressing up like h*tler, p*tin, and fucking s*suke uchiha. why do i have to see fucked up fan fiction of kazuya, miguel, or fucking s*suke uchiha raping and torturing jin kazama to "punish him for his war crimes and also because he never suffered what kazuya/miguel/s*suke suffered from". i'm also so sick and tired of seeing fucking s*suke uchiha stans and r/Tekken daring to comparing my boy jin kazama to that stupid uchiha from naruto who is a misogynistic egotistical narcissistic irredeemable skinny femboy twink asshole. jin would never try to kill xiaoyu multiple times, unlike s*suke who tried to kill two women who admired him. jin has no ego unlike that ego obssessed jerk s*suke. jin is actually handsome and hot, he's a muscular toned man and not just anohter generic femboy twink. jin was never cruel to either her or hwoarang. if anything jin was always more like itachi uchiha, jin always said "forgive me" to his opponents and his motivation, both jin and itachi have the whole black feather aesthetic, both jin and itachi hate their own bloodline, and jin's goal is to kill/stop his own bloodline for the greater good just like itachi. jin would fucking choke and then brutally murder s*suke for what he did to both team 7 and team taka. damn it harada, why didn't you just retcon it like how you retconned kazumi having the devil gene but not jinpachi. why didn't they just say that jin kazama was brainwashed by azazel or something. sometimes i can't help but think about an alternative timeline where tekken 6 scenario campaign never happened, jin was still loved and the side characters (ex. Asuka and Paul) were not made irrelevant joke characters and had something to do.

forgive me if i got a bit too extreme here, but i...i...i just had to let out my emotions now. jin has always been important to me, he's my childhood crush and also one of my biggest comfort characters (along with mitsuru from persona 3 and kiryu from yakuza). which is also why i'm so glad i found posts like these, my feelings feel validated.

Oh believe me, I feel ya, anon. I guess this is just what they call the pain of loving a cursed character doomed by both the fandom and the narrative... but in the end, we all know what's actually beneath all that and that there is much more than meets the eye to Jin (and other characters too).

Also, comparing Jin to fucking P*tin and H*tler is.... something entirely else and I am honestly terrified of those people if their reading comprehension leads them to these comparisons. I just-

You don't know how much patience I have to build up to (sort of) stay in the fandom with all these "jokes" still running around kn freaking 2024. I wanna say that I sincerely hope it will get better, but seeing the overall state of the fandom now and 5-10 ywars ago... I kind if doubt it will get better any time soon.

[onionninjasstuff]

YOO,, Ur Doomed by the Narrative au is sick as hell!! What species are the turtles - if you have species picked? (also is Raph a red-bellied cooter?? 👀?)

tysm! raph is an eastern painted turtle, mikey is an ornate box turtle, leo is a chinese stripe-necked turtle and don is a leopard tortoise (i was about to say he was gonna grow up huge but i remembered they prolly wont live that long cuz of the whole apocalypse jazz such a bummer smh my head)

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

all you girlies making playlists for your “doomed by the narrative” characters and not putting “some things are meant to be” from the little women musical on it smh 🙄