#dont worry it wil be fine

[kamiraaah]

Poor Ruggie is gonna have a heart attack and a head full of grey hair the second he sees the little kids playing on Maleficia like she's playground equipment (Not even realizing his Vovó is trying to convince Maleficia to give the kids back to their parents)

But look on the bright side! Nothing can shake him anymore!

If seeing one of the most powerful sorceresses in the Twisted Wonderland universe, in her dragon form, playing with the children in your neighborhood doesn't give you a heart attack... then nothing will kill you!

Ruggie after EVERYTHING he has witnessed:

[euclydya]

ok we're back. what the fuck

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Post war/coma comic about Gai struggling with his recovery

Since tumblr hates long form comics, I have to split this into 2 bc its 36 images. This is the first part, part 2 i'll either do as a reblog or a separate post right after this, stay tuned! Links to support me in pinned post <3

tw: s*icidal thoughts, injury, a little blood

Bisuke: Gai's Back!

Gai: GRAAH!

Kks: Im home Gai: Welcome back Kks: [wheels rolling] Hey,

Kks: Ga-!? Gai: Im fine. The tile is cool on my face. Kks: Wanna go lay down in bed? Gai: I am so /sick/ of lying down. Kks: Ok. What do you want for supper?

Gai: You're not going to comment? Kks: I already know what happened. You overdid it again. I should be able to keep up with chores, kakashi. Kks: You can. Just don' bull through it all in one go. Do you want to end up in the hospital again? Gai: Please don't. Kks: I know sitting still is hard for you, and "too much" is in your DNA, but you have to take this slow so you don't exacerbate your injuries, Gai. You went from hyper-aware to pretending your body limits dont exist. Gai: Like you haven't done the same.

Gai: You've proved your point. Kks: It's not about that. And you've dragged me to bed and out of bed repeatedly when I needed it. You were burning alive from the inside. Tsunade told you your immune system is out of whack. You need to take it easy. /I/ know you're capable, but are you trying to prove to /yourself/ you are? Gai: You want me to admit my embarrassment? Kks: If something serioud happens, You'll be even more embarrassed then

Gai: How could you possibly know how I FEEL?! How could you EVER KNOW HOW I FEEL?! Kks: I DON'T! But I've /been/ the one ouking and sobbing on your bathroom floor because I couldn't take living anymore! And I don't want that for YOU!

Kks: I'm sorry, Gai. Gai: I'm sorry

Kks: I can't stand knowing you're in pain, and I can't get you help. If there was a way, I'd do anything. Gai: You do so much to help me already.... And I yelled at you Kks: I've screamed at you so much, that was pretty tame. I wish I was like you with things like this. Not great with what to say...... But I can listen.

Gai: I hate feeling so weak. I'm tired all the time, in constant pain, I can't even walk-..... I can tell tenten and the boys worry despite my efforts to appear positive. Kks: They're just not sure how to react. They know you hate being babied, but don't want to push you into hurting yourself. You hate being told you can't do something. They love you. You get stronger everyday, everyone is cheering you on.

Gai: I know it's irrational, but... I feel like you gave up the Hokage position to take care of me. Kks: Haa!? I'm grateful if anything. I'd be retired too if I could. That'd be amazing. I'm dreading just helping Tsunade but as long as you're by my side, I'll be fine. We're still equals, rivals, friends, partners

Gai: Even if I can't- Kks: /Always/ wil be, dickhead. Gai: You worry about me hurting myself? Kks: I know you think about it

Kks: We're the same in that regard Gai: I would never act on this, please believe me, these thoughts are rare........... Kks: It's ok, Gai. Gai: Sometimes I think i should have just died. I feel so out of place on the streets I used to feel so at home at. I never asked to live. I didn't plan to. I just don't know how to-...

Kks: I understand that. Though, dying didn't feel any better. Gai: I know I didn't fully pass like you did. I didn't see papa. Just for a moment, I wish I could have seen him.

Kks: As much as I'm sure he wants to see you again, It's too soon. Dai'd slap the shit out of you for wanting to waste your youth just to see him. Gai: [chuckle] probably. Kks: I have those thoughts less and less now, but they're still there. "why am I the one who survives?" "Burden" "Gai will come to his senses eventually"

Gai: FALSE!! None of my grief is with you! I love living here with you! My love for you only burns hotter each day! You're so lovely inside and out! Kks: Maa What did I do to deserve such praise from teh mouth of the hottest man in Konoha?? Gai: YOU STILL THINK I'M HOT?! Kks: YOU-! [CACKLE]

Kks: Your bad taste is the only reason I had a chance before someone snatched you up. Gai: The worst. Kks: Thought we'd irritate eachother, but it's been pretty smooth. Even though you still get played by the dogs. Gai: You really wanna throw those stones?

Gai: They play you just as easily. don't lie. Kks: My point is, whatever you need from me, you have it. No questions asked. Even if you yell and scream, i can take it. You held me together when I was unraveling, and I'll never forget it. Didn't trust anyone else to see me like that. Broken

Gai: I never saw you as that. Kks: I'll never see you as that

[joviepog]

HEYYYYY HOW R UU???????

I have a request 4 a fic or some hcs (whatevers easier!!) with a wilbur x male reader. Reader is trans and wilbur helps them to heal and stuff after top surgery?

Again, if it's too much, that's fine! Remember to drink water, and do something that makes you happy!

Bye bye! 👋 😊

Comforting Tunes

Warning: Cuddling (idk if that would be a warning), crying, pain

Pronouns: He / they

Requests: @corner-of-void

Tag list: no one

Anything else: I dont know much about surgery pains and stuff so its a little bad. If there is anything wrong with this story just let me know! (I got no sleep as usual so please excuse any mistakes.)

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“Here, darling i got it.” Wilbur said quickly, stopping you from getting the door handle. He put his hand on the door handle and opened the door for you. You let put a sigh as you walked in. It was nice to be home again, the smell of hospitals was not a fun smell. You were tired, very tired, and wilbur knew this. He helped you out in anything he could.

But time passed as the pain only got worse, you grunted any time a new shot of pain coursed through your body. You started to tear up at some points. ‘It’s worth it.’ You kept reminding yourself.

Wilbur was off making hot chocolate as you sat on the bed, ice packs on your chest as you sat there. Once you got home, wilbur lied you down on the bed and got you the ice packs. He also turned on your favorite movie and he gave you some of your favorite snacks. He was bustling around everywhere, trying to make sure you were alright. It was comforting.

But as he was making the hot chocolate you moved slightly and the shot of pain coursed through your body once again. This time it felt 10 times worse. You started to cry. But the more you cried the more it hurt. Suddenly wilbur walked in, on the phone with who you assumed was your parents. “Yeah he is feeling better. He’s just-“ he paused as he saw your state. He looked at you and worry washed over his face.

“Hold on let me call you right back.” He hung up the phone and set everything down. He came up to you and hugged you, trying not to hurt you. “It hurts wil.” You said softly, trying to speak through tears. “I know, i know.” He said in your ear, with a comforting voice. He laid down next to you on the bed and gestured for you to come close to him.

You moved slowly, trying not to cause yourself more pain. But soon, you were in his arms. He was humming a small tune as you cried softly. His breathing was slow and his humming was more comforting than he could ever imagine. You both sat there for the rest of the night, your hot chocolate long forgotten.

I hope this was okay! I’m sorry its so short too! I’m also sorry that it took so long for me to answer!

[kali-lamb]

I AM NOT FINE WITH BEING TRANSED. I DONT WANNA BE A LADY!!

THIS IS AGONIZING. FIRST LESHY NOW ME?!?

dont worry brother, if your not ok with it im sure it wil be come normal, i will continue to use he/him pronouns for you

[demonadelem]

Hey Lem, its @lmanburgmcytcare again-

Okay, so I have this sister, right? And she has a c!emduo pair that she got around the same time i got my Wilbur. She likes to visit me pretty often, and her emduo like to get out of the house so they tend to come over with her. Normally, thats not really a problem, cus wil gets along with my sisters phil and techno pretty well. But she came over kinda unexpectedly just yesterday, and uh.. it didn't go well.

I thought itd be fine since Wilbur got along well with both the c!emduo and my lmanberg group, so they wouldn’t fight with each other, but the moment that we looked away emduo went after the lmanbergians! Luckily we were able to break it up quickly, so none of them are injured, but my sister was very sad that she had to leave so soon, plus im worried about the effects this will have on all of them! I mean, Wilbur feels very betrayed by this, and im worried that this will make it harder for my lmanbergians to trust outsiders :(

I looked into it a bit, and i found that emduos dont get along with lmanberg groups like mine because when they group up like this, they like to form a social structure that emduos don't really agree with. Any tips to prevent this in the future, or should i just tell my sister that she cant bring her phil and techno over anymore? Also, any idea how to help my lmanbergians cope with the situation?

From what I remember, the L'manbergians (apart from your Wilbur) are already traumatized by whatever made them form the group, my sympathy towards you in their recovery knows no bounds.

In the wild when L'manbergians feel threatened they begin tunneling and building underground bunkers to feel more safe. So provide them places to hide together, hidden pathways that they only know about. A Wilbur's priority will always towards his found family, he knows they are stronger together. Which goes to my next suggestion.

Try introducing the Philza and the Techno seperately, Philza is the safest, he doesn't act on his hostility towards the group without his Techno, Technos however I'm not sure. Towards individuals he'll get along fine, a lone Wilbur or Tommy or even a Tubbo but as a group he feels outnumbered.

Good luck to you and you sister.

[six40seven]

September 16-18th

I didnt go to school. I told Niki i was feeling too sick to and she just nodded and said it was fine. Just by her body language i could tell she was distracted by something else and i didnt want to bother her more then necessary. I wanted to say thanks to all the people on here sending kind messages and concerned asks. I am okay. I was just a little rattled these last few days and well, of course today. I havent slept in almost 32 hours. There is no way in hell im closing my eyes and waking up somewhere strange again with no recollection of how i got there.

This doesnt make sense, and i can tell youre telling me in your head “Ran you need to sleep.” And i know you’re right but it was just horrifying. I have a hard enough time remembering what i do when im awake. Why would this suddenly start happening to me. Its unfair. I was doing fine. Now im not, and i dread falling asleep again. Im too afriad to ask Niki to instal a lock of sorts so last night and the night before and really any time I’ve been feeling the urge to sleep.. well I’ve began to tie my foot to my post. ITS NOT TIGHT. I just dont want to wander off again.

Fall break is soon. I mean sorta. I attempted to attend school online the second day home after the ordeal but my connection was too shit. I guess its the trees blocking the signal. Or maybe the mountains. Speaking of trees, i havent left my house since that day. I dont want to risk whatever happened happening again, worse while im awak. Not that i think it will but the way the trees just… tempt me sometimes. I cant risk walking to the bus or walking even out of my house. WHEERE i use to consider it a blessing to not live in the town houses, i now regret never moving closer. Fuck. Its been so long since I’ve been outside im worried my skin will fall off my body and ill die if i spend one more day barred in my room.

Its okay, for the most part. besides the natural (?) urge i have to be outside all the time. Ive sort of forgotten to document much these o past few days. But i dont think anything else significant happened. As far as related to me. Niki didnt come back the first night and i spent all that time in ym room with the blind drawn and the lights on. I was afriad if i turned the lights off i would nod off. I ended up watching YouTube and Netflix on my laptop as well as cleaning my entire room.

Usually my room is a trash heap, i like it that way, its like having my own nest. But that first night. I couldn’t stand all the things and i pretty much Ed cleaned everything top to bottom in less then 3 hours. I found a few interested things while i was doing that, including but not limited to: a box full of my old Polaroids and camera, a stuffed animal i thought i had lost which went back onto my bed, and a total of 20 spare dollars made mostly out of 1 Dollar bills and quarters.

The only thing of real interest was the Polaroid camera. I thought i lost that thing years and years ago. I only know i had one at all because i have some older pictures pinned places and tucked into my phone case. Theyre all of people i dont really know but i like to think i do so i can carry some part of them with me. They must have been important to me at some point yk. So i decided to look through and sort out any of the Polaroids i remeber or anything like that. These are my findings. I’ll explain them after i show them to you.

starting at the left top and going left to right. It reads Nov 1st 20##. all of these are from when i was a kid. maybe when i was in 4th or 5th grade? Im not entirely sure the exact age i was. The photo shown is a picture i must have taken of some sort of important journal entry, i cant really read it but at least if i ever needed to remeber taking a picture.. I remember, thanks past me.

The next one, in order, is a picture of two shadows. Maybe three. Probably me. Maybe Niki… or Eryn. we were close when we were kids and hes in two of these already. So ill just mention him. idk if he will be okay with me talking about him on here. I dont think he knows i have this account. hopefully he doesnt find it. Not that i would care very much. He just doesnt like me. The caption is just a date. oct 3rd. no year. I wonder when it happened? sometime in my childhood probably. I havent used this camera in years and years. I lost it so long ago.

The third is a weirdly saturated picture of a park in my town. The bigger town. Its just weird. And the caption says… evacuating or something. Its sorta weird. also Niki might have taken this picture because her name is on it too. Seems like her type of thing. from what i remeber as a kid, when we still lived in the big town, she was into weird saturated pictures. Something about scene. I dont know really.

The fourth is on the second line of pictures i found in the Box. On the bottom left. It says July 20## again sometime in my childhood. It shows aforementioned Eryn crouching ont he ground showing something to everyone. Or the viewer. I can see myself, or younger me. Younger me off to the side. Someone else took this picture. I dont remeber this happening. But it was important enough to keep so there it is. Thats pretty much it.

The fifth, wow thats a lot of numbers. Its got a smiley face :) on it. and its a picture of the lake. Yk the one bordering the left side of the bigger town. Its one of the smaller more muddy parts so its all gross. Probably from a hike that i wanted to remeber with Niki or something. I loved the lake when i was a kid. It was fun to swim in but after… after awhile i stopped going and then it closed because of something weird and now you can only go hiking near and around it.

The sixth. A picture of me and ****** hugging. Eryn in the background. It reads Eryn & ##### July. Its a cute picture. I dont know… who ****** is? Yeah i dont know. but i must have known them at one point because thats them. Yeah. They look familiar in the worse way and i pretty much threw that one back in the box as soon as I could. I dont like lookign at it. My stomach hurts when i do.

The seventh. And last a picture of a cat. Even when i was a kid i also apparently liked cats. It reads Spring 20##.

So yeah. I just wanted to say im glad i was able to find them and document them somewhere. I also thought while im explaing photos and stuff ill go into a little detail about what i discovered from that night. Posted on here.

The first piece is clearly a path somewhere in the forest. If i were to say, somewhere further in the mountains, near where the older remains of mines are. The only thing wrong about this piece is that…. When i posted it, theres no wya for there to have been snow. So either the photo is altered in some way, which is unlikely, because from what i can tell it was posted in the middle of the night. Or it was actually snowing wherever i was. even though all the previous days it had been raining.

The next picture looks like some sort of underground tunnel, lined with bricks and ending in step leading up to a barred and maybe locked? I dont know, barred iron gate. I have never seen that place before. Ive been in a lot of abandoned buildings that I’ve found near here but I’ve never seen something like this. The only explaination i can give for the location is possibly a sewer enterance somewhere in the basement of one of the older buildings, not from the big town but rather from the smaller town nearer to my house. Again, it looks like its snowing. Which makes no sense in any context, since it was snowing when i woke up (even though i said i thought it was) and because if this was underground where would snow be coming from? The title says… I heard you. Im here. I dont remeber this. Obviously. and i dont know who i would have.. heard? It doesnt make any sense.

The third picture… i dont have much to say. It looks dark. Maybe its related to the second picture, maybe its on the otherside of the gate. But I’ve never seen a place that dark before. Especially if it has walls. which I think it does. so it must be in a building somewhere out in the forest. Sorta supports my abandoned building theory. Or abandoned mine shaft? I have no idea. But the capture is clearly a long hallway. the caption says something is wrong. No duh. I am clearly self aware even if i dont remeber. I wonder if i act different..

Anyway, thats all for the last few days. I probably will end up attending school tomorrow. Niki isnt home yet, its near the end of the day so if she isnt home by now im assuming shes staying overnight at the office. wouldn’t be the first, wont be the last. I might get a snack before trying not to fall asleep a third night in a row. If anyone wants to chat with me, ill be open to the distractions.

[lmanblog]

I ALMOST FORGOT THIS BLOG EXISTED FOR A BIT!! YALL ARE COOL THOUGH, HOW YALL BE DOING??

-🕯️

WE'RE FINE! I'M BACK TO SHIFTING SO I'M ACTIVE HERE!

Tubbo and Wil are still losers though. nd doing other fandom things. dont worry i'll drag em on

[euclydya]

that post that's like "y'know how you can feel yourself reaching a mental threshold and breaking and you're like 'oh the next few days are gonna be interesting'" yeah. yeah .

looking at the past few days like What the fuck was any of that. are we okaaaaay

[lalayolo23]

i would just like to say..

"-tho a single fiber is weak, it can be braided with others to form a mighty rope. had even one thread broken, we would have failed. its only together that we've wove na tapestry of faith." -best jeanist mha

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ok sorry to yall none anime fans but animes have some hella powerful and/or amazing quotes. here are some of my favorite..

"no matter how scary it gets, you must always wear smile and say 'im fine!'" -Nana shimura

"But there's one thing that scares me more than anything... And that's going back to how I used to be! That's why I never wanna regret anything ever again!" -ejiro kirishima (NO REGRTS!!!)

"don't worry about what other people think. hold your head up and and plunge forward!"- Izuku midoriya (deku)

"the deeper the darkness, the brighter the light that shines" -also deku

"I break... and break myself.. even if it mens twisting myself, ill win the way i choose.."- katsuki bakugo

"are you... all might's secret love child or something..?" -shoto todoroki XDDD IM SORRY I HAD TO XD

"there is nothing crueler than letting a dream end midway."-shota aizawa. i need context for this one to know if he talking about hopes and dreams or literal dreams you see in your sleep.. with him i could be either...

"be willing to sacrifice who you re for what you want to be." Hawks. aka murderderer (yes, i spelled it like that on purpose. dont get after me..)"if all yu do is look down on people you wil never see your own weaknesses" -katsuki bakugo. ok can someone tell me if he actually said this. cause dang. character development. XD

"the capybara was the biggest rodent in the world till i was born! :D" principal nezu

ok im done

[valdederon]

FLAMES JOURNEY CHAPTER #21 creak side training

the next day after having set up camp and slep through the night nova for the first night since loosing her master sleeps with out a nightmare nova wakes up grogily half burried in valdederons tail fluff and yawns with a soft whine in the same breath .

valdederon--- good morning sleeping princess.

nova--- mmmph my stomach hurts..

valdederon--- your just hungry my little aoran berry come on lets get you up out of my tail

she growls crankily as he says that making draggo chuckle.

draggo--- guess shes alittle testy thismroning.

valdederon---well.. im not surprised.ill let her relax and wake up more.. can you prepare breakfeast for her.. i can take out some food stuff out of my item box spell that i have from my old world.. bread pancake mix and some other stuff.

draggo--- sounds like a good idea .

valdederon gives verything to draggo that he will need for breakfeast while nova continus to lay up against valdederon inside his tail and yawning as she slowly wakes up. evnentualy getting out and stumbling face first into the soft grass with a yelp and rolling on her back ..

nova----ouch… my face…

draggo chuckles alittle as she sits up.

draggo--- you ok nova..

nova---- yea.. just fell on my face abit..

valdederon-- we saw that sleepy.. lets get you some coffee.. just be sure to take it easy on it

she nods as he uses psychic to make coffee after gently sitting nova in his lap and bringing a cup of it at room temp to her and waiting to see her reaction to it.

nova--- it smells good..

she tastes it and her tail shoots up in serurpise at its bitter flavor and her eyes widen as it begins to wake her abit faster.

draggo--- you know shes going to be bouncing off the walls now.

valdederon.. i think she will have it focused into training to be honest. raykore wants to focuse her energy into defense for now.

nova---mmmmph .. im. im abit worried.

valdederon-- dont worry yould be fine ill always be with you to help you when you need it..

she nods drinking the coffee slowly and giving a soft purr and watches as draggo continues to cook breakfeast after a couple hours they all begin eating. while eating nova looks down at her food and looks up at valdederon.

nova---why are you so protective over me.. ive noticed it while training and when others interact with me.. you keep a death stare at them if they as much as whisper an insult.

valdederon stops eating and sighs..

valdederon--- i had a baby sister once ive told you that before.. but never what happened to her.. you and her both are similar in personality strong willed persistant stuborn but soft and kind. untill your family or friends were beeing bullies then you both get testy.. when i was 8 years old my family… my friends.. they were all murdered by a demon controlling a hoard of monsters… the demon .. didnt give her a quick end. and decided to leave me alive thinking my wil to fight shatered.

draggo listens in quietly as nova whimpers hearing that.

valdederon--- that demon is the reason my soul is so heavily skared up. the deep acrid darkness you saw .. i slaughtered 5,8ths of the demons entire population.. much like the demon did. i gave him a slow end.. 7 years slow. untill his mind shatered and he became a shell. a mindless broken shell. if not for the king and the demon king coming to a peace arangement and an ordered cease fire.. i might have eventualy succeded in my goal of readicating demon kind in revenge at that poiint i would have been no beter then that 1 demon. ….. thast why im so protective of you nova…your my family now and i dont want to loose you… or any one ever again.

she folds her ears seeing the tears streaming down his face and sets her food down and hugs valdederon trying not to cry her self .

draggo--thats…gods above thats dark..

raykore comes out of the shadows and clears her throat

raykore--- ok lets all finish eating that way we can start some arua training.

she nods nervously and continues eating and valdederon stays back with draggo watching raykore begin her training with nova explaining what her aura is first

raykore--- first things first nova. your aura is both yoru sword.. and your shield.. more then that it is an extension of your will.. your will to protect and defend.. or in your case seek justice.. your frurstration witch brought forth that golden aura sphere is why im here.. this aura were im from is called devine life essance.. your people may have thier won name for it but the principles are the same behind them all regardless of name. dip into that rustration from before.. but imagine it as a shield.. dont try to punch or throw your paws froward. . cross your arms like an x.. and imagine that frustration.. that anger you felt of not beeing able to hit your big brother in training.

she whimpers trying when raykore gives firm kick to her for arms sending her flying into the creak with heavy splash and she yelps whimpering.

raykore--- come.. we try again..

nova-- that hurt . mis

raykore--- COME.. NOW.. and its not miss raykore.. its master.. we are in atraining session.

she stands up whimpering with a nod and shakily and shyly drudges forward blushing .

raykore--- no.. again arms forward.. x formation.. and delve deep into your memories recall your frustration your inability to land that hit.. how upset it made you.

draggo--- that was way rough.. should.

valdederon--- no that was no were near what she did with me.. shes going light on her ..im surprised abit but happy to see it.. guess with me i as just to stubborn to learn other wise.

after a few hours of repetitive training nova growls and pulses her aura witch knocks raykore back

raykore--this is a good start.. stit down and rest now.

nova exaustedly flops into the gras on the side of the camp site and whimpers alittle blushing as she has to go

nova---val… i need a litterbox…….i gota go real….

valdederon--- go behind a bush silly were out in the wilds.. no one will care if you leave a little fertilizer under a bush…

she nods and goes alittle ways out of site and hides in a thick berry bush

draggo--- im not going to lie that was down right cute..shes like a puppy all of a sudden.

valederon---well shes still adjusting to a new family dynamic.. im half way tempted to put her in pull ups.. or somthing more.. permanantly but.. shes 19 and i dont think shed like that and she doesnt have any medical need for them either.

draggo---- it would still be cute..

raykore chuckles and nods in agreement

( to any who may be wondering i my self am an ABDL furry.. if any are interested in ocasional moments of such content. let me know and ill keep it sparse./ far and few )

valdederon--- i do know shes atleast regressed a few years back probably 10 or 12 mentaly .. its not uncomon for stress to cause that its.. kind of like an instinctual survival coping mechanism .

[snarky-fangirl]

Okay, quick life update:

I am pretty darn depressed and am having g a hard time staying motivated for school. I'm not gonna drop out, but I just dont care. Whether that's related to the depression, I'm not sure. But my grandma died, I've had several people within days of each other tell me archaeology/MS in anthropology is a terrible career choice, my brother did a tarot reading for me yesterday that I've been thinking about cuz of how accurate it was but I feel like he thinks i think he's insane, I wish I could have a nicely furnished apartment where I could keep the heat on a little higher without fear of an ever-increasing electricity bill (all related to the reading btw), I am lonely AF, and...... I'm just not happy and dont know how to get out of this funk. I've been seeing a counselor lately, and he helps, but I don't know. Some of this seems like complaining, and it kinds is I guess, but adding it all together with some other life stuff, and it's just piling around me and I cant get on top of it.

If someone know how to be happy for even a day, please let me know I would love you forever

[pxppinmolly-archived]

excitedly await the day as well for Molly to open up bout her feelings + shit w Alastor fr fr. <3

[ribbit-was-here]

HELLO HI YES ITS ME CAN WE GET SIMPBUR

I LITTERALY DONT CARE IT CAN. BE ANYTHING. FLUFF, SMUT, AU'S, HEADCANONS, DRABLES, ONE SHOTS-

As for ideas I had the thought of what if he met you because he took up a mailman job to scrape up money and you're one of those cool ass people that leave snacks and water on a little tray outside of your poarch for the mail people. Just a little idea :)

Okay Okay Okay but hear me out… why have mailman simpbur when you can have Yandere mailman Simpbur :Biteslip:

Tw : stalking, Yandere themes, obession, unhealthy behavior, description of death, kindnapping, ect.

So let's say that you met because of George. He wanted you to meet this friend of his, yall meet up and he literally dies. How can you be so perfect? Mans really said love at first sight. You both exchange numbers, you've gained a new friend, while Wilbur has gained new dark twisted feelings. His thoughts consist of you and only you, he cant help himself. You're a drug and by XD he's addicted. You both meet up a few times(by endless persistence from Wilbur). He learns of your fascination of love letters and notes, you confess that you've always wished that an admirer would send you little confessions and thoughts of love to you. Wilbur smiles, a cruel, twisted smile. He quickly learns your address by  following you home. He assures himself that he just needs to make sure you're safe and not so that he can watch you sleep and steal your clothing or take pictures of you…

The first letter you get is harmless, just a cheesy poem about you and love. The second is just as wholesome, a song written just for you. The fourth, fifth, seventh come and go just as cute and sweet as the last, but be careful because sugar rots your teeth with empty lies and two faced masks. The eighth is toeing the line of creepy it talks about you sleeping. The ninth is worrying, the tenth is concerning. Wilbur smiles as he watches you grab your mail and see his letter with a worried glance. You open it and feel your heart stop, inside are pictures of you. Some are normal, you eating or walking in the park. Some are more concerning, you sleeping or showering. You look around nervously before going inside and locking your door. 

Wilbur sends more letters but only five more actually make it to you, the rest are returned with an extra letter in the bunch. Wilbur opens the letter with anger and finds that your mailman a boy named Clay has noticed your worry for the letters and tells Wil to fuck off before Clay calls the cops. Wilbur scoffs, who does this guy think he is? Nothing and no one will stop him from his love. Nothing. So when Wilbur finds that this Clay guy has known you since childhood and you have a close relationship, well the knife had a mind of its own when it plunged itself into Clay's ribcage twenty seven times. Whoops. Wilbur hatches a brilliant plan, he realizes that if the mailman can stop his letters then if he is the mailman nothing can get in his way. 

He signs up and gets the job, although getting a route with your house takes a bit of temperament with some papers that the post office had lying around. When you get the news of Clay's disappearance you cry. You can't believe this is happening to you. You call up Sapnap and George and express your worries of the letters and of Clay's disappearance. They assure you that your fine and Clay will be too. That they will protect you, but deep down you have a feeling that something bad is about to happen to you. 

Wilbur smiles as he gets closer and closer to your house, where he will deliver many new letters he made for you. Now that the little speed bump is out of the way nothing is stopping him from expressing his love. He practically skips up your driveway, he sets down the packages and mail then rings the doorbell. Before he leaves though something catches his eye. An array of snacks and drinks with a message that tells him to help himself. He swoons at how generous and considerate you are. He grabs a handful of snacks before moving on. 

The next few weeks go by and increase your worry, wilburs glee, and the degradation of both of your mental health. George and Sapnap have made plans for you to move in with them. Your mental state is awful and they've seen it. You're paranoid, you're not as confident, you're scared to leave your house. To top it all off the letters have now in graphic detail begin to describe what Wilbur would do to people if they got in the way. George contacted the police but they're too worried about the disappearances that have been happening as of late. 

As Wilbur walks up to your driveway with a large ass package in hand he doesn't see the ice and slips. He blacks out for a moment as he hits the concrete before he feels himself being lifted and supported on one side by another. His eyes focus and he realizes that you are helping him limp into your house. You lay him on the couch before telling him something that is inaudible to him  because he is fangirling. He is in your house, on your couch, breathing your air. He internally fangirls as you bring him water and tell him how sorry you are, but all he sees is your angelic self handing him water blessed by your sink, even though you look rough in your pajamas and disheveled hair he can't help but feel his cheeks heat up.

 He noticed you stopped apologizing and are now analyzing him. You tell him how he looks familiar and proceed to ask if you've met before. Wilbur laughs and brushes it off as coincidental, you laugh with him agreeing. As you both laugh a cat walks in and sniffs Wilbur's hand before hissing and jumping up in your lap. You apologize you tell him that patches is usually a really sweet cat. He tells you thats its fine and eyes the cat wearly. You explain that patches is a sweet angel and was left to you by one of your friends. He glares at the cat and the cat glares back. The doctors arrive and escort him out of your house and as he leaves he sees patches glaring at him from a corner.

No one hears or sees him as he climbs into your window, locking the cat into a closet and putting a rag of chloroform up to your nose as you sleep. He waits the six minutes before picking you up without struggle. Wilbur cant help but laugh at his plan and how well it went as he slips away his darling in hand and a mad king with a scared queen.

When George and Sapnap arrive at your door and see all the police and yellow tape they feel empty. They can't believe that they let this happen to you. Sapnap clutches George as they both let tears slide down their faces. As they turn away they notice a pink paper sticking out of place. As Sapnap bends down to pick it up they both feel dread wash them over. Sapnap had picked up a pink love letter.

jeezus this was long. Sorry if its slightly crappy half of this was made at 2:21 am so... yeah! Hope this was what you wanted :D Man i need sleep...

[mostlyoriginalmcyterstuff]

Headcanons I guess? I’m trying them out! Goat hybrid! reader with the Sleepy bois. Because goats “faint” when they get scared, I took that and RAN WITH IT.

Pronouns used for reader: They/them

Trigger warnings: One kind of swear word, fainting, panic,

Notes: I used the word “king” but FLIP IT! MAKE KING A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM!! THERES BEEN GIRL KINGS! So, men, women, non-binary people, gender fluid people, etc, CAN ALL BE KINGS! Y’all are all kings, take your crown 👑 👑 !!

•So you’re like a 5th member of the sleepy bois (5th is right, right? Idk, I suck at counting)

•You’re like their sibling, and being their sibling, chaos and accidents happen often.

•Tommy and Tubbo had been using balloons for something. While you were sitting on the couch on the other side of the room.

•Phil and Wilbur were on another couch, Wilbur telling Phil about his new plans for a song, as the two laid against each other.

•Techno was sitting next to you, reading Greek mythology to you quietly. You had been currently learning about Medusa when Tubbo called for you.

•”Heyyyyyy, (Y/n)? Could you come help us with this?” Tubbo asked, looking over at you.

•”Alrighty, What is it you need help with?” You said, standing up.

•”Well theres thi-“

•Suddenly, then was a really loud popping noise, startling everyone.

•”Tommy!” “Listen- It was an accident-“

•You has frozen up, causing Techno to raise an eyebrow at you.

•”(Y/n)? You oka-“

•Then, you fainted.

•The panic that everyone felt was huge. Techno quickly moved to catch you, his quick reflexes coming in handy.

•Phil and Wilbur quickly got up, rushing over to you as Techno laid you on the couch that you two were just sitting on

•”Are they okay??!” “I don’t know??? Why are you asking me, Tubbo?!”

•In the middle of everyone’s panic, you slowly started to open your eyes, causing Techno to hush everyone.

•”Shush. Their awake now.”

•”Are you alright, (Y/n)? Do you need water?” Phil asked, already fretting over you.

•”I’m fine guys, it’s just the goat hybrid in me.” You said, sitting up

•”Wha..oh. Goats fainting when startled?” Techno asked, the look of realization dawning on him.

•”Yup. I gotta deal with that”

•”Sounds fun.” He replied sarcastically

•”So you’re alright, not hurt, dehydrated, or anything?” Wilbur asked, concern still lingering in his gaze.

•”Yeah, I’m alright, don’t worry, Wil. Just got startled by the ballon popping.” You replied.

•”You really should have told us about your fainting earlier, (Y/n).” Phil scolded slightly.

•”I’m sorry, I just didn’t expect it to be too important.?” You nervously said.

•Phil sighed. But, you could tell he wasn’t angry.

•”Just please let us know these things ahead of time. You caused us all a big panic there, mate.” He ruffled your hair a bit, before smiling at you.

•”Alright DAD” You said, exaggerating the ‘dad’ part, intentionally.

•He laughed a bit, “Good, CHILD.” He copied a bit, mocking you jokingly.

•You laughed, before opening up your arms for a hug.. but before Phil could hug you, Tommy threw himself onto you, hugging you tightly.

•”oof!! Tommyyy!” You whined, huffing at him.

•Phil laughed again, “Stealing my hugs, mate? How dare!”

•”You dont deserve them! Tubbo and I do! Come on tubbo!”

•”Hell yeah!!!” Tubbo rushed over, pushing Tommy a bit to take your left side and hug you, causing you to laugh

•”I’m the king of cuddles and hugs, everyone.” You said between giggles

•”then give me hugs, Oh king of hugs.” Tommy demanded, hugging you tightly.

•”Oh, okay then. If you say so.” You said, squeezing him tightly for a moment.

•”I love you guys” You said, your ears twitching, and tail wagging a bit.

•”love ya too, man.” Techno replied.

[krabmeat]

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- ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⋔⏃⋏ ⏃⋏⍜⋏

𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚗𝚝

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: philza, techno, Wilbur,(next few only mentioned)Mexican dream, schlatt, dream

𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: they/them

𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: fire, death, arson, betrayal mention, being used, reference to drugs, slight cursing

𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜: translation vvvvv

Can i be enderman anon? anyways now that's all out of the way. God reader getting revived unexpectedly by dream? it's like - a really badass antagonist god that gets pulled out of the underworld, calling dream their "saviour" (but in a more satirical way instead of genuinely seeing the masked man as their hero cause in the past they've most likely called everyone that helped them their mighty helper to the point where the title feels overused and undesirable). They roamed the lands of the smp, bringing terror and hellfire across the overworld, letting their kept in rage stroll free. They end up in the tundra, the burning flakes of ashes getting lost in the harsh piles of snow. They happened to have stumbled upon the cottages of two immortal gods that they may or may not have used to know. Wonder what'll happen? i would like to see your take in this.

 - enderman anon

AHHH IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I DONT KNOW IF YOULL EVEN READ THIS STILL BUT TY FOR THE REQUEST IT ISNT THE BEST QUALITY IM SORRY :[[[

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You almost don't recognize the sensation of grass against your calloused and rough hands. You were in the void playing solitaire with Schlatt and Mexican Dream, and the next thing you knew you were suddenly pulled harshly by the back of your collar, falling on your spine. The looming mask of Dream is what stood above you, but he looked different. Longer hair, smelly, wearing a stained lime green jumpsuit with ‘0001' sewn into it and covered in cuts, scars and bruises. But before you could even question why Dream was suddenly there, he stepped back into the void, the void slowly surrounding and consuming him the further he went backwards. His now bony hand is still tightly gripped onto the back of your shirt, so while struggling your body is also enveloped in darkness. All it took was one blink and there you were on a patch of grass, staring at the pale blue sky.

"Huh."

Was all that came out of your mouth. You were still shocked at the turn of events that just happened, but no longer grounded. A running river nearby stunned your senses. How long had you been dead? It felt like years, but when you look around at the familiar forest you died in, not much had changed except for a couple newly planted saplings here and there. The swirling ashes you remembered before you died had all settled and compressed into the soil.

The river showed a strange reflection of yourself- your features have clearly sunken into your skull and there's a streak of white hair coming from your scalp along with words in fancy gold letters on your arm reading,

"May thy woes and hurt of the past no longer eradicate the upwards of this lost souls future. Allow thine to be praised by Ender themselves and be granted another chance at mortality."

Scrubbing or picking at your arm did nothing, so onwards you went walking along the forest to what you remember being a bustling "community".

Each mound of dirt you saw only brought memories of your death, of the place and people who sought to treat you like you were disposable. And now that you’re alive, you hate that they technically ended up being right. Your death; alone in a forest. Running away from the unexpected attacker, ashamed and too prideful to die in the prying eyes of your enemies. It fills you with rage, all the lives taken by your hands and for what? You weren’t overreacting, you knew that for sure. And before you knew it, you stole some fresh flint and steel from a random chest and got to work. 

You had always wanted to touch the fires you set. The soothing feeling you got from watching wood burn to char and ashes satisfied you. And it made it all the more euphoric to know it was trees of your manipulator's land. Running across the land, with flames as far as you could see when you looked behind you. The heat swirled around your neck and went into your nose, but the feeling was muscle memory at that point. You were still riding your high when a voice reached out to you, luckily when you were finally calm.

"What- Y/n? Hold on, is that really you Y/n..?"

You spin on your heels to the familiar manipulative British voice of a person you haven't seen in a long time. 

"Wilbur?! Man, I haven't seen another person's face other than those two addicts in a while- you look different." 

His eyes much like yours are sunken deep into his skull, purple-pink bags under his eyes and dull skin. Wilburs shocked lips fade into an opened mouth smile when he walks up to you with his hands momentarily confused on what they should do. Eventually, his right hand settles on clasping your left shoulder, giving it a friendly squeeze.

“Y/n it is so good to see you! You look quite different yourself, wouldn’t you think-? Oh, look! We’re matching!”

The grey streak in your hair seems to make another appearance when Wilbur briefly smacks it with his middle and pointer finger. 

“Ay, it’s nice to see you too Wil, but back up for a second alright? I've got something to ask you by the way…”

Wilburs head peaks in interest, urging you to go on.

“I’m guessing that little streak in your hair wasn’t a fashion choice- and if it was it’s a bit strange- but how’d you get it? You died when you blew up L’manburg! I mean c'mon, people don’t just, well…REVIVE!”

He starts to walk. You aren’t quite sure where, but stumbling along with Wilbur while his arm is draped lazily atop your shoulders seems to suffice. 

“Ahh Y/n, you’d be surprised. The most WONDERFUL thing happened, actually! Years and years in my hell of a train station; do you know who was at the subway door when it finally opened, Y/n? Dream!”

“Wh- Dream?!”

Appalled, you try to stop in your tracks but fail when wilburs arm is still pushing forward. His storytelling voice dies down to curiosity and excitement.

“Wait, did he save you too? He did, didn’t he? Oh, this is wonderful!”

Wilbur emits eagerism and you suddenly realize what you could do with his desperacy to be socially accepted. Putting on the most exaggerated and animated voice, you speak. 

“Oh my god yeah! Gosh, that Dream guy is my hero! Thanks to him, I get to have another chance at living again, and isn’t that just…swell.”

In all honesty you didn’t really try hard to sound sincere but by the look of Wilbur, it seemed to work just fine. 

“Right?! I’ve been meaning to visit him in the prison if you’d like to tag along with me the day I go? I’m sure he’d love to see you, since he revived you and all.”

Oh, you were sure Dream wanted to see you. He wants a boon- a trade. Why else would he revive two of the most historically significant people on the server if not to make some sort of deal with them? Sure, Wilbur is as gullible and carefree as ever but you at least still had scraps of mental stability and level-headedness that made you all the more a force to be reckoned with. Not to mention Wilbur doesn’t know that Dream killed you, but telling him that now would blow your act. You decide to keep your thoughts to yourself.

“Yeahh, sure! I’d love to go, just tell me when.”

And that’s the end of that conversation. The two of you walk to wherever Wilbur is going. It honestly surprised you how he couldn’t see through your apathy. From what you remembered, he was keen on being wise about people and their intentions but you guess years and years in hell do things to a person.

Somehow, you’re stuck in your mind for long enough that only now do you feel the sharp winter air making the hairs on your arms and legs stand straight up. 

“Wait, snow?”

The tundra was a drastic contrast to the void you were once in with schlatt and Mexican Dream. Instead of black as far as you could see, it was a blinding powdery white. 

‘Mexican Dream would’ve liked it here, probably would have tried to snort the snow like coke.’

You weren’t built for the snow, though. Hell- you didn’t even have a memory of anyone living in a tundra when you were alive! Why was Wilbur even in the tundra? You didn’t have the energy to ask, still feeling brittle and tired, back aching from laying on the dry dirt longer than expected earlier. 

“Yeah, just figured I’d show you around! Plus I already need to grab a couple things from an ender chest and this was the closest by. I’m a very busy man, after all.”

But why were there so many footprints in the snow? As far as you knew, Wilbur was the only one who lived out in the tundra- and he didn’t seem like the active type at all. There were strange shapes as well, large hooved footprints. However, all thinking comes to a halt at the same time Wilbur does.

“We’re here! You might see some familiar faces cause I live with people.”

Well, that answers the footsteps as well as the tall red-caped piglin hybrid giving leftover bones and raw meat to a polar bear.

“TECHNO! TECHNO, HEY!”

He tenses up for a second, you could tell he wanted to be left alone but that didn’t really bother Wilbur. But you recognize him. The name and the apparel- that guy is Technoblade. The same Technoblade who stood by your side while the two of you blew L’manburg up for the last time, and now the Technoblade who resides in a cottage shrouded in snow.

“Technoblade?!”

Hearing your voice being carried by the crisp winter air, he turns around immediately to see you and Wilbur a few feet away. Techno stood there dumbfounded, but he didn’t know why. He wasn’t particularly joyed or ecstatic to see you, but he was at the very least happy to see an old ally back. 

“Y/n? Oh my god, now we’ve got TWO of you? We don’t have room for another one, alright?”

For some it might be hard to see the meaning behind his words. Luckily you’ve talked to him enough to where you can tell he’s being playful.

“Don’t worry, I’ll just build directly on top of your house. Besides, who WOULDN'T want to be near me 24-7?”

“Me-“

“Oh f*ck off.”

You would’ve thought that that was Wilbur due to the similar accent, but there was something off. The slight gruffness and age, yet still succeeding in sounding mellow.

“Phil! How’s my favorite old bird doing?”

He gives you a face. Not a happy one like you expected, rather a face that says ‘really?’ Probably because of the old comment. The two of you briefly hug, Phil’s tattered wings stretching out slightly.

“I’m doing alright, are you okay? Here, would you like to come in? It’s pretty cold outside, you probably haven’t seen snow in a couple years.”

He wasn’t wrong after all. You were freezing your toes off and were itching for lemon tea. The kind Phil used to make when he, Technoblade and Dream discussed plans on destroying L’manburg. Ah, the good ol days…

“Of course! We’ve got a lot to talk about- you still have that old chess board?”

“Yes, but first you have some explaining to do about the fire over in that tree, Y/n. You just got back and you’re already burning down forests?!”

“Did someone say fire?”

Techno has an eager stride in his step once he also looks back to see the raging lights of orange and red in the nearby forest.

“Don’t worry Phil! It’s just- ahh, a controlled burn..?”

Your tone of voice is unsure when a black crow shoots down from the sky into the snow in front of you. It’s left wing is charred and has smoke dancing from the burn. Philza looks at you with a stern glare.

“Oh my f*cking god…that’s it! We’re all going inside now, you too Techno. I don’t want you and Y/n going on a rampage.”