#dont worry guys remember it's just a spooky game!

[ichimakesart]

You give her your answer.

The Hag looks at all of you with her piercing eye.

As if Estimating.

Or counting...

"You have Chosen"

"The ones that share."

"Your tongues are now borrowed posessions."

"Your thoughts are side by side with my own."

"Your secrets are my secrets, your lust, anger, envy all laid bare in front of me."

The Hag has entered the minds of part of your community. Taking place in their hearts forever. A truly strenuous burden for the chosen.

But what is the most important for the rest of you.

They are in the minority.

The Hag will not meddle your plans....much.

"The Deal is paid."

Finally it is time for the Hag's part of the deal.

You listen.

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

tw like. descriptions of gore and suicide? but this is about a creepypasta-esque dream, so take thse with a grain of salt

i just had a dream with @onemossygoblin in it, which is cool, yippee! but also the dream was kinda fucked up and weird, and i actually managed to remember most of it, so letsa go

alright so it started with me and moss hanging out in an old subway tunnel, where we were enjoying the spooky vibes. the vibes got much spookier very quickly when we found a recently-made human corpse with its head missing, all its limbs removed sloppily like they were just ripped off, and although it was face-down (tho it didnt really have a face anymore lol) it was obvious it was gutted.

so moss takes this opportunity to be like "oh this reminds me of a video game that you might like, youre into fucked up shit, yeah?"

so anyway the dream fast forwards from subway corpse to me at a nondescript gaming console with the suggested game loading up. it starts with you playing as a cop (boo) and you and your partner are searching for some suspect. you wander around a parking lot, looking for the suspects car, before finding it and using some future-tech-shit to replay what happened the last time the suspect was in the car, which was a conversation over the phone with words that i dont remember, but that pointed to him being on the run. (side note while i was playing, I, like irl-lucid-dreaming-karl, was like "oh thats a massive privacy violation, acab" lmao)

your partner comes over, and you both search the car, you getting into the back seat and your partner getting into the passenger seat as you search. eventually, the suspect comes back to the car, and for some reason no one cares about this. he gets in to the drivers seat, and drives a bit before the geometry of the world starts to break down. the one main thing i remember was circling around a tree multiple times, but the tree was on the corner of a 90-degree turn, which made that impossible

after a bit, you get confused and worried, seeing as thats yknow, impossible. you realize your partner ad the suspect are dead in their seats, the car driving itself, your impossible route now taking you to a different world

the best way to explain this is that you enter a world thats like a fucked-up animal crossing. all the characters are cartoony animals (in particular, a fox, duck, and gator as the main characters) and the world itself is oddly vibrant in a subtly weird way

youre introduced to the main guys, the duck being established as an asshole, the fox as a chill dude (trademark), and the gator as the only one with any sense. the game is explained all meta to you by the fox, who shows you that this is a rhythm game, and youve gotta do good at rhythm games to escape back to your world. oh also its implied that these three purposefully brought you here just to fuck with you.

you do some easy songs, but eventually get to the duck's song. she's a dickhead, and is acting like you trying to escape is the worst offense you could commit against her. anyway I lost to her, and the game jump-cut to my character (or me, there was little distinction by this point) waking up in the duck's basement, blood on the floor, limbs recognizable as my own scattered around (though i still had all of them when i woke up, and there were like, more than 2 of my arms on the floor), and the door upstairs wide open.

i went through the door, re-tried the ducks song and failed yet again, the same thing happening. this happened a few times before out-of-game me decided that was a thing to do later

after some wandering around (the duck was the last song available to me, so i was just doing whatever) i figured out some Lore!

a fuckin while ago, literally everyone in the forest (youre in a forest) was in a fallout shelter, and came up to find everything immensely radioactive. it was so fucked up, that this section of the universe broke off into its own pocket dimension, and all the inhabitants were turned into these animals.

after that, my memory lacks until a certain 'cutscene' where the duck is trying to destroy your only way back home (it looked like some clock-tower place), and the gator is trying to stop her while the fox is for some reason dead on the ground between them. there was never any actual ending, but my brain did that thing where I just knew that you didnt make it out, doomed to that eternal loop of playing the ducks song and waking up bloodied (the ducks song was impossible btw)

thats all of actual gameplay i remember, so heres some extra details.

theres a character called "Dan Red" whos named that cause he has the name "Dan" stitched in his chest in red thread. he named his son a normal name like alex smith or something, because apparently he didnt understand how surnames work, and when you tell him this he gets very upset and kills himself

the creator of the game came to our universe (like irl, the guy that made the game) from a different universe where FNaF, undertale, and family guy never existed, but freddy, sans, and peter griffin were characters in a comic strip he made as a child

there was a short dream before this dream where moss was there again, but this time reccommending me a book where a guy gets eaten alive by giant insects over and over as he's stuck in a time loop.

i had some flashback-type segments about the forest before it was bombed and everything, and it was a nice place to be before, like genuinely in the dream everything felt much scarier than it was, and these short bits were welcome breaks

welp thats all ive got. hopefully im not over-estimating how fucked up that dream is and telling a really boring story. yolo i suppose

[billy-beetle]

Heyo!! The name is Mason or billy! I’m a 4teen year old artist who lives in the USA!! Other than drawing, I hope to be able to blog about my personal life and also jot down my thoughts and opinions!!

I identify as a transgender male, but you can just call me a guy lol. I use he/him pronouns but any others are okay! If you misgender me accidentally I’m totally chill with it so don’t worry!

Being very socially challenged as of now, I don’t have lots of friends, but I hope to make some good friends on here soon!!

small warning; some of my art/discussions may be about sensitive topics or things that might disturb others, because of this, I will make sure to put TW/CW’s at the top of those posts!

DNI (Do not interact):

basic dni criteria (ie: homophobic, racist, pedo, etc.), anyone over 17 (except if I know you really well), anyone under 13 (same goes), pro/com/darkshippers, furry antis, therian antis, nazi, political, transage/racial/etc, radqueer/fem, loli/shotacon, nsfw blogs, fujoshi/fudanshi’s, anyone I know irl (unless I gave you my acc)

FANDOMS (the fandoms im in!):

FNAF, DDLC, BaTIM, CupHead, Inside Job, TWF, TMC, Welcome Home, Lethal Company, Gravity Falls, regretevator, CRK, Omori, TOH, Dreamworks: Trolls, Spooky Month, MLP, phighting, Total Drama, LMK, Lacey’s flash Games, and uhh also a bunch of unpopular/dead fandoms I can’t remember lol…

MUSIC (fav music artists!):

Lemon demon (personal favorite), mitski, *NSYNC, Meghan Trainor, Brianna Mazzola, Sabrina Carpenter, Penelope Scott, Tom Cardy, Sir Elton John, Chappell Roan, ERB, Jack Stauber, Weezer, Weird Al, Will Wood, Queen. (I also listen to movie soundtracks, musical songs, fan songs, etc!)

FANDOMS/PEOPLE I DONT LIKE:

(disclaimer, if you like/support the things mentioned, I am totally okay with that, it just makes me uncomfortable when people bring up these things)

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss/Spindlehorse/Vivziepop, Boyfriends/Refrainbow, DSMP/TommyInnit/Dream/GeorgeNotFound/Wilbur/etc, Urbanspook, MHA, Genshin Impact/Hoyoverse, YanSim/YanDev, RockyRaccoon, Alex Kister, Stranger Things, MSI, MCR, Tally Hall, Brandon Rodgers, Your BoyFriend, and a couple other things I can’t name lolz!

I may not be too active a lot so plz don’t criticize me for not being online or something I just have lots of things going on.

I also use tonetags and I do respect neo/xenopronouns! I will try my best to remember them so plz don’t be mad if I forget <3

Anyways that’s all I have to say right now, thank you for checking out my blog!!

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Moceit Family Au Chapter Three

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But perfect things were not made to last, as everyone would have to learn one day. Adrestia remembered it clearly, it was 3am, first month of summer, she woke up to the smell of smoke. Her room seemed fine, but she heard screaming from outside. She rushed to the window to see her family, standing there, frightened.

"Tia! Stay put! Someones coming to get you!" Adrestia looked around for something to block the door. Smoke was pouring through the cracks at a rapid pace. She held her breath and waited for someone to pull her out through the window.

Patton wrapped his arms around her in a spine crushing hug. "Oh sweetheart I'm so sorry, are you alright? No reactions?" he checked over her arms and face.

"I'm fine dad, what happened," she asked, turning to the others.

"It wasnt me this time I swear!-" Remus held his hands up defensively, the edges of his hair were tinged black.

"We dont know, the important thing is we're all safe," Dante said, wrapping his arms around the group.

"Where are we gonna go now?" Adrestia whispered.

"I'll ask V- see if we can find a hotel," Patton said, averting his eyes.

Dante sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "Virgil and Emile wont mind if we ask if they know a place to stay, Pat, you dont need to beat yourself up over asking for health," he said, pulling out his phone. Patton looked like we wanted to argue, but Dante gave him a sympathetic look and he backed down.

A few hours later and they were on their way to a hotel Virgil and Emile has recommended for them. Patton kept checking over herself and the twins for burns and other injuries.

"Daaaadddd- I'm fine!" Roman said, trying to swat Patton's hands away from his face.

"Sorry kiddo, I'm just worried is all, dont want any of my babies getting injured," Patton said, ruffling his hair. Roman laughed slightly and held his side.

"Alright, everyone out, we're picking up some supplies," Dante said, parking the car. Adrestia hopped out from the back and held onto Patton's arm as they walked into the store. She had an uneasy feeling about the place, like something was wrong with it. She wasnt about to tell Patton this, he had enough things to worry about after tonight.

"Go pick out some snacks kiddos," Patton said, nudging the trio towards the snacks section of the store. Adrestia hooked onto Remus' arm.

"Something wrong Tia?" Remus kneeled down to her eye level.

"Its nothing, just a little shaken up is all," she said, shrugging. Remus seemed unconvinced, but didnt press her for more information. They finished getting materials and left the store to continue on the drive to the hotel.

"I spy with my little eye, something that iiiiiiiissssssss- purple!" Patton said, his face pressed up against the window.

"Remus' eye shadow," Adrestia piped up from the back seat. This was her favorite game, she was very good at it.

"I spy with my little eye, something that is grey," she said.

"Dad's cardigan," Roman said smugly.

"Nope!"

"The clouds?" Remus piped up.

"Nuh uh,"

"Its her necklace," said Dante, not looking up from the road.

"Yep!" Adrestia laughed at the shocked expressions on Roman and Remus' faces.

Dante smiled, "I spy with my little eye, something that is white,"

Adrestia squinted at her surroundings. "Is it that swimming pool sign we just passed?" she said.

"Nope," Dante smiled.

"Is it my hair?" Remus pointed at the white streak in his hair. Dante nodded.

The game had gone on for an hour before they reached the hotel. They finished unpacking their stuff and Adrestia sprawled out on the top bunk of one of the beds. She fell asleep quickly after.

She woke up back in the lab, her arms and legs were strapped to a table. Her family was looming over her, wicked smiles across their faces. She tried to scream and get away, but no sound came out. The dream melted into another room, a padded cell. She was locked in, she ran to the door and called out for her family,only to get sadistic laughter in response.

"Tia! Tia wake up! What's wrong? Why are you screaming?" Remus shook her awake.

"I-I was back in the lab- you guys put me there- you tried to kill me," tears stung her face, she could feel them burning her skin.

"Shh, calm down Tia, no ones going to hurt you, we're not letting you go back there, we promise," Remus held her up so she was leaning against the wall.

"Swear on the river styx?" she remembered the promise form the books Roman had been reading to her when she first came home.

"I swear on the river styx," Remus said, hugging her tightly. She lay there for a while, waiting till her breathing slowed. She could trust them, there was nothing here that would hurt her, and she wouldnt let anything hurt them either. That was a guarantee.

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@id-rather-go-live-in-a-trash-can

@oceanart123

@misunderstoodshadowling

@spooky-scary-virgil

@youtuberswithalex

@hayden-going-insane

@imbasicallyshakespear

[maycontainwarriorssalt]

Out of curiosity, do you have any Warriors ocs of your own? (if you do, I'd love to hear about them. People talking about their characters is always fascinating)

yeah sure, but not a lot of people care i imagine. ill put it under a read under for those interested!!

please only read if youre ready for something thats

actually really fucking sad

and somehow even more

telling

^ive got this girl, who was gonna be leader but she was too old, said “fuck that” and died of old age. all she did before that was bully windclan and also occasionally her own clanmates because she’s a dick

^this is carpberry, whos a Soft Medicine Cat who murdered one time. she used to be a rogue i guess.

^ive got this cat who looks a lot like my sona(?) whos haunted by a Spooky Broken Neck Ghost oooOOoOOOoo

^i’ve got a VERY ANGRY LESBIAN thats basically her whole arc, dont worry youre not missing much,

^this is my Main OC thats been with me for Years and the only ref i have for her is this old old shit i need to redo REALLY BADLY but cant be bothered

seems like a lot of characters?

THOSE ARE JUST THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF EACH STORYLINE :)

oh and look out for shitty, old, Basic MSpaint Colors refs that arent even accurate anymore.

^finchfur has an entire life story as long as sandstars AND an arc after he DIES

^as do these two

^i also wrote the leader before sandstar

suspicious leader

Soft

^here are some other characters from the ANGRY LESBIAN storyline

^carpberrys adopted mom who ALSO HAS AN ENTIRE LIFE STORY.

^emberfrosts brother and Local Shitty Leader

^a good Trans Friend who has an entire storyline

^the leader after Spottedstar who is in a relationship with sungleam who ALSO has an entire life story

HERE ARE SOME AUS OF MY OWN UNIVERSE :)

here are some refs for Background Characters (a couple of them do have stories but i didnt want to mention them)

^here are some characters for the Vaguely Smokeheart Character Universe

^i dont even fucking REMEMBER the story i wrote for these fuckers

OH and here are some joke clans! :)

this one i made with my shitpostiest friend zillo and has an entire blog devoted to it

and this one is made entirely of Forbidden Snacks v

isnt that the saddest thing youve fucking seen?? a human being drew all of that shit. just ONE human being. THIS FUCKING HUMAN BEING RIGHT HERE. spent her LIMITED TIME doing THAT.

OH AND IN CASE YOU DIDNT CHECK OUT THAT JOKE BLOG HERE ARE ALL THE PARODY DESIGNS IVE DONE FOR IT :)

OH AND

O H  A N D

the “mcss” means i did some and the “ss” means my pal did some

:)

oh and in case you thought that they werent very long theyre all available on that blog i linked earlier!

not to mention

TWO DIFFERENT GAMES ON SCRATCH ABOUT IT

:)

im DYING!:))) i have NOT ACCOMPLISHED anything of MEANING and ive wasted my life away! :))))) its too late to be ashamed! IT MEANS NOTHING! :)))

anyways

those are my ocs!!

hope you guys liked them! more info on them is available on the interested i didnt want to go too in depth in this post :)

see you later

[agentdammers]

Grand Torchwood Rewatch 1x12 & 13

IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH U I’LL BE WAITING........ T I M E A F T E R T I M E

One season down...... It’s a Finale Double Whammy, just as it aired back in 2007! Crumbs of Jack Lore drop into our laps, some absolute plot bullshit takes place, an old man is there!!! fuck it let’s get this over with

content warn: pisstaking, fun having, oh! plot bullshit!, i absolutely lose my fucking mind, Owen Harper!!! I Won’t Hesitate Bitch

1x12 “captain jack harkness”

- a thought before we dive in, but man owen gets A LOT of story stuff over the course of the 2 seasons he’s in right??? like more story stuff than ianto and tosh combined. interesting

- AH FUCK!!! A VOTE SAXON POSTER. REMEMBER WHEN?

- so..... here’s a thing. “Ohhh people have heard music from a derelict building! better send torchwood in!” how... does that come about? Could it be squatters or something??? fuck it, let’s send in a Secret Government Agency! they’ll sort it out. i mean we don’t know what they do exactly but i imagine at least one of them is a ghostbuster or something lmao, whatever

- OH NO THIS CREEPY OLD BITCH!!! i forgot how scary he looked!! god, this dude must be a million, or a vampire, or likely both

- tosh’s eyes get SO BIG WHEN THAT GUY ASKS HER TO DANCE I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! she’s the best one!!!!!!

- wish i could wipe this episode entirely from my memory because that fucking reveal when the Real jack harkness introduces himself? F    U    C   K

- speaking of tosh, finding it extremely unconvincing that she, a tech nerd, would go out with a laptop with an almost completely flat battery... like, c’mon. she would be prepared

- Gwen cooper, a fully adult woman: haha me and my friends;;;; came here 4 a dare;;; cos its spooky lol....

- the camera on this show has me fucking SCREEEAMING “He wears a cravat.” THERE’S A DRAMATIC SLOW MOTION ZOOM IN ON THIS GUYS FUCKING CRAVAT AND THEN ON IANTO’S FACE LOOKING AT IT AND ITS ALL IN FUCKING EARNEST LET ME DIE!!!!!!!!!

- the dance they’re at is called “KISS THE BOYS GOODBYE DANCE”, which is what my finishing move would be called if i was a character in a fighting game

- ianto and owen slapfighting over their shit girlfriend experiences fucking owns genuinely lmao

- tosh pops the top off a tin and then cuts her hand open on the obviously blunt fucking lid?????? jesus christ

- “I’m tired of living in awe of the rift!!!” .....................first i’ve heard of it. I love that owen is talking as though the rift has been a major fucking factor throughout the entire series up until this point, rather than a thing that’s just been vaguely fucking referenced as the reason why a bunch of weird shit just seems to happen in cardiff. no, im not standing for this. You can’t pull out the rift at the eleventh hour and then talk about it as though it’s a Hugely Important plot device when the biggest role it’s had over the stretch of the entire 11 Whole Ass episodes prefacing this was to allow the plane to come through in “out of time”. y’all have barely mentioned the rift this entire time and now you want to act like its the hellmouth??? eat my ass!!!!!!

- and continuing on that note: apparently they’ve had a machine that can manipulate the rift in the hub......... the entire goddamn time. but no one thought to MENTION it i guess!!!!!!!! pfft, why would THAT be important??? right???? right?????

this plot bullshit almost makes me feel bad for how harsh i was about “cyberwoman” but, i will admit.... despite this Absolute Fucking Nonsense, i do find the jack and tosh storyline in this episode really fun and interesting. its just unfortunate that all the stuff arrrrround that is some kind of fic scrawled in the back of a kid’s math book.

- also the size of owen’s fucking NADS in this episode!!!!!!!! “Don’t compare yourself to me.” SAYS MAN CRYING OVER THE GIRL HE KNEW FOR ONE (1!) (SINGULAR) WEEK!!!! as opposed to ianto’s longterm girlfriend being turned into a monster and eventually murdered by his own team!!!! Like, i understand that’s owen’s problem actually goes beyond that, and its not so much about diane herself but about the fact that he let himself feel close to someone again after his fiancee died but for us, The Audience, watching this as it airs... we haven’t unlocked owen’s tragic backstory yet. and without knowing all that it just makes owen look really bad and like a huge fucking tool lmfao.

- NEVERMIND THE END IS GAY AND SAD AND Y’KNOW!!!!!! i am a man of simple pleasures, at heart, and so... i’ll let it slide. jack meeting his namesake knowing that he’s going to die and them having a moment is more of the kind of emotional content we would get in episodes of doctor who, and its Just Right

- in honesty, theres a bunch of stuff about this ep that i DO like. that tosh gets a prominant role for a change, while gwen gets to do fuck all. the whole Real Jack story. owen gets shot and pops a tit out at the end. its just unfortunate thats its all wrapped up in this rift thing thats been wheeled out last minute for a Big Season Finale with no real foreshadowing or build up to it at all lmao. but, moving on...............................................................................................

1x13 “end of days”

- RHYS BUNS DETECTED, A SOUND WAY TO KICK OFF ANY EPISODE

- lovely reading voice ianto’s got..... i also like owen acting up to make sure we know that they remember him being shot in the shoulder last episode lol.

- “owen, if you open the rift you’ll break it” (owen opens the rift anyway) “owen, you opening the rift broke it” (owen GASPS IN DISMAY, ME??? REALLY?) yes bitch open your ears

- “So are we going to sit around crying into our lattes or are we gonna do something about it?” OWEN..... IS THIS. SUPPOSED TO SOUND BADASS I.... GENUINELY CANT TELL? IT SOUNDS BAD, OWEN

- jack was so likeable last ep now he’s a DICK. gwen calls him out on how he talked to owen and he’s really fucking catty at HER for no reason at all????

- i haaaaaaaaate this scene in the hospital where a Mystery Illness has all the fucking symptoms of the bubonic plague but apparently every doctor in the entire hospital never did high school level history and are all incapable of recognising it. if fucking *i* know what symptoms of the bubonic plague are im sure they didn’t need Absolute Brain Genius Owen Harper who is seemingly the only person with any sense in cardiff to come in and diagnose it. i also hate how owen just like casually mentions to the doctor yep, this is caused by people falling through time dude yknow!!! like they do!! expect more of this to keep happening probably idk!!

- “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OPENED THE RIFT WITH THIS MACHINE WE HAVE THAT’S FOR UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH OPENING THE RIFT *big fuck off galaxy brain*” thats basically this episode.

- i love that owen has followed jack all this time but NOW in a crisis is the time to actually lose it and start questioning his authority bc they dont Actually know who jack is like???? you’ve been fine not knowing this entire time before??? thats not to say that jack isn’t an entire dumbass himself. he expects them all to follow him blindly and its so creepy. he’s like a cult leader, and as they all have Torchwood Stockholm Syndrome that ive mentioned in previous episode run downs they’ve all just gone along with it.

- owen having a little cry on the way out is such a Good scene bc he puts on such a brave and defiant front tho 💕💖💘💕

- i dont know why the really quick flashback to diane flying off in the plane made me lose my fucking mind, its just like “LMAO IN CASE U FORGOT: SHE WAS THE PLANE LADY. I KNOW SHE WAS ONLY IN FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES, BUT DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.”

- gwen for fucks sake!!!!!!!! not again!!!!! after all the cryptic shit and lies she’s told rhys up until this point, she now knocks him out and locks him in a cell and STILL offers no explanation. this poor fucking dude!!!!!!!!! and it’s about to get even worse for him...

- the way gwen screams “RHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRRSSSSS”

- YES EVERYONE REBEL AGAINST JACK!!!!!!! FUCK THIS DUDE!!!! you’re doing what a creepy old dude who is Absolutely Definitely evil wants, but still

- why does gwen start doing shit on the computer when toshiko, the computer expert, is standing right there, like.............

- JACK TRYING TO SMACKTALK TO ENTIRE GANG LIKE HIS OWN CLOSET ISN’T CHOCKFUL OF FUCKING SKELETONS

- i forget, does anyone know jack’s immortal apart from gwen? or was it just the shock of owen actually Shooting Their Boss? the only onscreen death i can recall of his after suzie shot him was in “cyberwoman”

- god, minutes ago they were all like FUCK JACK!!!! JACK DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SAVE US AFTER ALL!!! and now theyre all crawling back asking jack to save them all from cgi pig Ganon and its just..... a lot to happen, over the space of about half an hour.

- the ending is so anticlimatic and also why does sucking all the Yummy Life Energy out of jack make abaddon die?????????? Though in its defence... after like 3 bowls of cereal, i too am like OUCH OOF MY BONES

- aaaaaaaaaand rhys is back! will he get treated any better from here on out? i dont remember!!! guess we’ll see.

- bit much of gwen who’s actually known jack the shortest time of them all to be like NO, let ME be with him uwuwuwuuw

- ahhh!!! ianto smelling jack’s coat ;_;

- aaaand jack’s back too. AND HE GETS TO HOLD A CRYING OWEN? FOR ME? oh you shouldn’t have! this Almost makes up for all that rift plot bullshit (almost. i still know what u did.)

- ANDDDDD OH SHIT. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GOOD ENDING. HERE COMES THE TARDIS. FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...............................and there it goes. one season down. sorry this one was so long!!! i love and appreciate anyone to takes the time to read these posts. thank u!!!!

[guardians-of-blood]

More incorrect quotes! Hooray! (i will add the title later)

Ray: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Tsubasa: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Ray, desperately, as Tsubasa bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Tsubasa: Oh! B positive.

Ray: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Tsubasa:

Mars: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Kuno: I think you mean cards.

Mars, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Pluto: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Mars: Stop romanticizing the past.

Ray: Where are you going?

Tsubasa: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Kayda, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Vian: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Kayda, with the tone of someone who is used to Vian: Outstanding.

Kayda: This is what I’m talking about people.

Pyrrhus: Vian was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Vian: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Pyrrhus: Vian, you ate a chair.

Tsubasa: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kuno's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Nina: What's wrong with you?

Celeste: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Tsubasa, texting Ray: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Ray′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

Ray, texting back: Fuck you.

Celeste: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Burnet: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Celeste: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Valkyrie: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Celeste: Because they're dead.

Ray: I failed my safety training course today.

Tsubasa: Why, what happened?

Ray: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Tsubasa: And?

Ray: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Tsubasa: We all have our demons.

Tsubasa, grabbing Ray: This one’s mine.

"I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Ray."

- Tsubasa Amanogawa

Tsubasa: I have an idea.

Ray: A good idea?

Tsubasa: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

"You know what’s funny about Ray? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably."

- Tsubasa Amanogawa

Tsubasa: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Tsubasa: Not you Ray. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Ray: I have no fears.

Kuno: What if one day you woke up and Tsubasa was taller than you?

Ray: I have one fear. 

*on Ellen*

Ellen: So I hear you tweet about wanting to die

Celeste: haha yeah, I do

*Death comes out, creeps up behind her*

Celeste: omg Ellen you didn't 

Kayda: Weird. All my shirts are disappearing.

Noir and Pyrrhus: *wearing Kayda’s shirts for the 5th time in a row* Spooky. 

Celeste: Does anyone have any questions?

Basil: *Stands up* Okay, well I’m sure you’ve noticed that I’ve been going through a lot lately.

Celeste: That’s not a question.

Basil: And I know you’ve often wondered: “Who is Basil, really?”

Noir: Nope, never.

Tsubasa: Until February, I thought your name was Jasper.

Basil: You know, there are times when I look out these windows, and I know you’re all thinking, “What makes the measure of this man?”

Mars: Oh my god, you’d better be dying!

Basil: Look, I’m telling you all, with pride and excitement… and a lot of pride, about the new and improved Basil. Noir, give me a beat!

Noir: Sorry, what?

Basil: When somebody asks for a beat you just, you don't ask a lot of questions. You just get down on it.

Noir: Oh, you want, like, a syncopated thing or, like, a vibey thing?

Basil: Just do it. Hmm? *Basil sings '80s pop rock song about being Bisexual*

*All the Dreamseekers stare at him*

Basil: Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?

Pyrrhus: No, we’re weirded out by the fact that you interrupted the meeting to tell us that.

Celeste: Anyone have questions? Besides Basil, who seems to think that every Dreamseeker meeting is about him for some reason. 

Noir: *Having an existential crisis* Do you know… what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Vian, thinking about that time he ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: God dude I sure do. 

Feliks: Shit, I’m late for school!

Feliks: Oh wait, I’m 20.

Feliks: I’M A TEACHER!!! 

Vian: A spoonful of Nutella counts as lunch, right?

Pyrrhus: Vian, that will kill you.

Vian: I'm only allergic to like four things in it.

Pyrrhus: VIAN!!!!

*somewhere else*

Noir, terrified: What was that?!

Kayda: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

Basil: So, how’d you convince all of them to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Chalcedony: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

"bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches"

- Kuno Aurich

"So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress"

- Raymond 'Ray' Seidel

Vian: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.

Tsubasa: *writing a letter*

Tsubasa: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Ray: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Tsubasa: All I drank was Redbull!

Ray: How many?

Tsubasa: Eighteen

Tsubasa: Hey, are you okay?

Ray: Yeah.

Tsubasa: You don't look okay...

Ray: Then stop looking.

Mars: Fight me!

Pluto, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Tsubasa: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Ray.

Ray: I hate myself.

Tsubasa: Alright, square up.

Pluto: Know why I called you in here?

Mars: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Pluto: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Pluto: When's the last time you slept?

Mars: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Pluto: A few- how many?!

Mars: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Pluto: What you need is sleep!

Kuno: When you’re gay in your house with nobody else, you’re homolone

Ray: When you’re bi and there’s nobody else around, you’re biyourself

Basil: Please stop

Feliks: Top 30 reasons Feliks is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you.

Mikael: TOP 30 ANIME DEATHS. NUMBER 1, YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!

Leni: Ray, are you high?

Ray: Am I what?

Leni: High.

Ray: Hi.

Pluto: So what’s for dinner?

Mars, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

Pluto: Am I in trouble?

Mars: Take a guess.

Pluto: No?

Mars: Take another guess.

Pluto, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Mars.

Mars: How did you do that without turning around?

Pluto: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Pluto: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Mars: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Pluto: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Mars: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Pluto: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Mars: No! Four to five seconds!

Pluto: Too late!!!

Pluto: I was arrested for being too cool.

Mars: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Pluto: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Mars: Thank you

Pluto: I didn't say that was a good thing

Mars: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Pluto: Okay, truth or dare?

Mars: Truth

Pluto: How many hours have you slept this week?

Mars:

Mars: ...Dare

Pluto: Go to bed.

Mars: I don’t like this game.

Mars: I’m going to take you out

Pluto: great, it’s a date!

Mars: I meant that as a threat.

Pluto: See you at five!

Mars: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Pluto: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Mars: Absolutely not.

Pluto: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Mars: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Pluto: Okay, help me please!

Mars: Got two words for you.

Pluto: I bet they won't be helpful.

Mars: Your problem.

Pluto: I was right

Kuno: Why did you give Luth a knife?

Tsubasa: He felt unsafe.

Kuno: Now I feel unsafe.

Tsubasa: Sorry.

Tsubasa: Want a knife?

[clown-bait]

Apologies (Monster Roommate AU)

So to continue my holiday mini fics for the AU heres the next one in the series! Pennywise gets in trouble and gets the silent treatment. He doesn't handle it well. On a side note I had a BLAST writing this especially the second part and Leech’s temper tantrum at work. I’ve been wanting to show her at the bar for some time now and get more of the Sawyer brothers in there! Also Penny making missing posters with sad faces drawn all over them in an attempt to be an adorable little shit. 

Pennywise Sucks at Apologies

“Who ever is playing as “trashpire” is losing badly.” Penny plopped on the couch between Freddy and Leech.

“Wow thanks for the encouragement.” Leech grumbled as Freddy stabbed her character again. The demon was himself in the game of course, playing it somehow on the stupid Nintendo power glove. Leech put the controller down and packed another bowl in a huff.

“Aww giving up so soon bloodsucker?”

“You know its not fair when you use demon magic to win. Hey Penny sweetie, help me out here do that thing you do with the tv.” she picked the controller up after taking a hit from the colorful pipe.

Pennywise growled “I am a timeless ancient evil not something you can use to cheat on video games.”

“It's not cheating if Freddy’s cheating too.”

Penny playfully covered her face with his hand causing Leech to lose once again. The clown cackled at her protest continuing to mess with her vision. Leech finally got fed up and bit down on his thumb. Pennywise growled with mock anger and the vampire released him peppering little kisses on the wound.

“Ugh can you guys take a break today? I don't want to deal with Vorhees trying to break in” Freddy scooted over as far away from the couple as possible.

“Is he at it again? Man I bet that asshole was way better when he didn't talk” Leech remembered the first time she had run into Jason and how obnoxious he was.

“Nah, He was still an asshole” Freddy grumbled taking a hit from the pipe.

“Speaking of silent giant assholes, you know who absolutely freaks me out?”

“Me?” Penny grinned proudly

“Haha you wish. You're a giant asshole for sure but you aint quiet love. No its Michael Myers, I ran into him in the store the other night and the guy just stood there silently in the middle of the aisle like he was trying to decide he wanted to stab me in the throat or not.”

Penny's face twisted into that of pure offense. HOW DARE she think someone else was scarier than HIM. HIM the eater of worlds! The master of FEAR ITSELF. Pennywise felt his eye twitch and drift apart.

“Mikey is a total jerk man, he has this high and mighty attitude. Just because you don't say anything doesn't make you the scarier monster.” Freddy let out a puff of smoke while handing the pipe to the vampire who took a long hit.

“Pfft you're the opposite end of the spectrum Fred, maybe take a page out of Myers book sometime and shut up” she passed the pipe back across Penny’s lap, who was eerily still, to the dream demon.

“Nonsense, the ladies love a chatty killer! Right clown?…Clown?…Earth to Jingles?”

Penny's eyes had rolled completely to opposite sides of his face.

“You ok Pen?” Leech waved a hand in front of his face. The clown snapped to life with a roar and his jaws extended like a goblin shark biting onto her wrist. “OW HEY WHAT THE HELL” she slapped him on the back of the head. Pennywise let go, quickly grabbing her shoulders and sniffing frantically. “Were you scared???” he asked still sniffing her “NO I'm fucking pissed off what the shit Penny!?”

“Y-you weren't scared? Not even a little?” wait was he worried?

“Looks like you're losing your edge clown! Mikey is the one who scares your girl now!” Freddy laughed and Leech threw a dusty old pillow at him.

“Kruger!!” she hissed.

Penny got up and made his way towards the well his face expressionless.

“Oooooh boy I can already tell this is going to become a thing with him.”

“Shouldn’t have said that Ol’ Mikey is the one who really gets the adrenaline pumping then!”

“Ugh don't say it like that. I don't even think he's that attractive. He wears a William Shatner mask for fucks sake”

“I'm going to tell him you said that next time I see him!”

“DONT”

“Awwww whats the matter? S-s-s-scared Mike’s gonna come get ya?!” Freddy cackled

“I will pay you not to Fred, I'm dead serious”

“Now I know what to put in your nightmares tonight!”

“You wouldn’t”

“The clown’s off having an existential crisis you're fair game bloodsucker!”

“Are you just being a sore loser because I beat you in guitar hero? I won fair and square its not my fault you don't know all the songs.”

Freddy got up and tipped his hat to her “See you in your dreams scaredy cat”

like an evil Santa he was gone.

Leech sat alone in her room trying her hardest not to fall asleep knowing that Freddy would continue to mess with her more. She suddenly wished she could lucid dream so she could just punch him in the face next time he popped up. The vampire rolled over onto her back. “Maybe if I ate something?” she thought aloud but that would require getting up and going out. She settled on reading pulling out a book she had got from the library on Derry’s history. She liked knowing about Penny’s past exploits since he was always so cryptic with her when she asked. Plus morbid stuff was interesting.

She was on a bit about an Easter explosion, over 100 children dead at the old iron works. She chuckled to herself “Man this must have been like Christmas come early for him” she kept reading recognizing his circus cart in one picture and she started wondering to herself how the hell did Penny get that down into the sewer. Her light began to flicker and Leech groaned knowing she’d have to get up and change the bulb. Stupid old house with its stupid shotty wiring. The light completely fizzed out without warning “Just my luck” she snarled grabbing a flashlight. When she turned it on she noticed something at the foot of her bed. No, someone. She brought the light up and saw the bloody stain on the figures shirt then finally to its face. It was a child. A dead one. The child spoke softly “Hello Leech wont you come play with us!” her face slowly began to decay. Leech sat back and continued to watch the show. The ghost girl floated up and landed so she was standing on Leech’s stomach. It crouched down so it was in her face.

“Come play with us!!” It roared.

“Spooky, Like the decay it’s a nice touch.”

The ghost frowned and then opened its jaws showing millions of teeth. Its tongue snaked out holding a small silver crucifix. Leech hissed at it in anger and the charm melted, sliver splashing onto her chest causing smoke to rise from her skin. She screamed in pain and the ghost realizing it messed up began frantically trying to wipe it off her. Leech’s skin began to burn and suddenly her tank top had caught fire from the heat. The ghost became the clown, who tore the burning fabric off of his mate stomping out the flames with his large boots. Penny noticing her skin was lighting on fire now, scooped her up and ran to the bathroom tossing her in the shower and turning it on.

She was soaked her favorite sleeping shirt was ruined and there was awkward burns on her boobs. Pennywise was in DEEP trouble.

“Penny…… why the FUCK did you use an actual silver crucifix to try to scare me?!”

“I-I..um did it work?”

“WHAT DO YOU THINK DO I LOOK SCARED TO YOU?”

“Maybe the fire did alit-”

“SHUT UP. I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT UP TO HER WITH YOU TONIGHT! get me a FUCKING towel and get the FUCK out” she screamed she had never gotten this mad at him before.

“You cant kick me out I own this house.”

“OUT”

The clown vanished quickly reappearing on the couch down stairs. Where he placed his giant gloved hands over his face. She’ll be back she always calls for him to come back. Any minute now….

————

A few hours had passed and Penny was messing with Freddy and Leech’s video game trying to scare kids up way too late through their screens. She hadn't called for him back.

“Someone’s been banished to the cooouuucchh!” Chucky sang from the doorway.

“I swear if you say any more words doll…”

“Heard the screaming awhile ago what did you do? It has to be good to get kicked out of the bedroom”

The clown sighed. “I tried to scare her and I accidentally set her on fire.”

“Holy shit!” Chucky cackled “thats amazing! I cant believe you fucked up that bad Jingles!”

“Wonderful.” Penny grumbled

“Don’t sweat it clown, she’ll be begging for you back in no time. You just have to be real nice for a few days, which I know is hard for you…”

“Whats the use, my mate hates me and I'm not scary anymore.” the clown moped his head sinking low.

“Pfft yeah Kruger told me she had a freaky run in with Meyers. Whats the matter losing your edge?”

“I’m not talking about this.”

“Cheer up Jingles like I said she’ll be begging for you back eventually. Bring her some gifts or somethin. Fancy chocolate chicks like that.”

“She cant eat chocolate she’s a vampire.”

“Uuuhh one of those silver charm bracelets? I stole Tiff one last week when I was in trouble for leaving that stiff on the new rug.”

“Just found out silver lights her on- wait….that was you?”

“I cleaned it up!”

“Barely.” the clown crossed his arms and rolled over on the couch.

“Look that girls crazy about you, she’ll be hollering your name again soon Jingles. I'm telling ya makeup sex is the best!”

Penny rubbed his temples. He was not in the mood to talk about this.

“Did you at least say you were sorry?”

“No. When have I ever had to say that. I don't grovel at her feet and beg like a dog.”

“HAHAHAHA oh man your funeral buddy.”

Pennywise rolled onto his back and dramatically sunk into a crack in the couch. The last thing he heard was the doll shouting some useless romantic advice about dishes before he was back in his nest in the sewer.

————

It had been a full morning with no Pennywise breathing down Leech’s neck. Usually he’d play his own little games with her. Trying to distract her while she poured her breakfast in her favorite mug, leaving dirty suggestive things on her morning crosswords. His favorite game was trying to convince her not to go to work. He was very persuasive. This morning though the clown was completely absent, it was almost nice actually to finally have some space. Leech was able to go through her whole morning routine with no interruptions. It was going to be such a relaxing day. The vampire was thankful she had taken the day shift it was always slower and easier she was able to mingle with the customers more and pick better tasting victims for later. She’d forgive Penny tomorrow. Leech was going to enjoy her day off from him.

Today two young men walked into the bar they looked rugged and well built the type that would spend a lot of time outdoors. Chop-Top elbowed the newest waitress when he caught Leech staring at the lean body of one of the guys, the cannibal whispered something to the new girl and laughed. Penny would be pissed if he saw her right now and Leech smiled at the thought spinning a glass a bit just to show off. Oh he would be seething mad, but he deserves it after the way he'd been acting. The men left her a nice tip and the one she’d been eyeing gave her a grin as he left. He'd make a nice snack later. Chop-Top leaned against the bar “You're going to be in so much trouble” he laughed knowing how jealous his coworkers lover tended to get.

“I'm allowed to look, besides he deserves a kick in the ass. Penny’s been a huge jerk lately.”

Chop-Top scratched the metal plate under his 60s era wig as Leatherface came out of the kitchen “Hey big guy it’s a slow day mind if I take off early? We got plenty of burgers stored up from that last big weekend” Leech asked. Leatherface nodded and patted the vampires head Leech grinned “Thanks boss!” the giant leaned down and placed a hand on her shoulder looking at where the two men sat in concern “Don't worry Bubba, Pen and I are solid I'm just messing with him for setting me on fire last night”

“What happened unfortunate juggling accident?” Leatherface’s eccentric brother twirled on a bar stool with laughter and the pretty new girl came over to the bar. She was one of the local werewolves and the only one Leech tolerated…..Tolerated is a strong word it was more she was contractually obligated to not start any more fights. “You got set on fire?”

“Yes Sandy I got set on fire. You didn't notice the burns on my cleavage?” Leech rolled her eyes. this bitch talks too much.

“What cleavage?” Chop-Top joked and Leech pushed him off the stool hard.

“My new boyfriend would never do that to me! He’s such a great guy!! Don't know why you put up with that kind of behavior that clown has”

“Gee Sandy! Maybe its because I actually love him and don't plan on dumping him in two weeks. You ever try that? I know its hard for you dogs to not hump the leg of everything you see” Leech muttered after turning away from the werewolf.

“What was that?” Sandy asked.

Leatherface and Chop-Top both began pointing frantically at the employee rules behind the bar. There was a new one scribbled in red marker at the bottom saying “NO MORE BLOOD-FEUDS” the vampire groaned.

“I mean um he’s an acquired taste. You get used to it.”

“I’ll say, must be so obnoxious with all that circus shit all the time. What a fucking weirdo…Oh and those bells and that shakey high pitched voice ugh”

“I. Like. The. Circus. Shit.” the nosferatu spat her fake smile beginning to crack. No one puts Penny down but her.

“it'd drive me crazy to date a guy who wore more make up than me.”

“HIS MAKEUP IS PERFECT AND HIS VOICE IS LIKE HONEY! Shut your whore mouth! I love my clown!!” the vampire roared claws scraping into the bar.

Leatherface practically threw the rule board at Leech. “She started it!”

“Your shifts over Leech, go home and no fighting” Chop-Top pushed the vampire out the door.

“FINE!” she got on her bike and rode off.

————-

It didn't help that everything reminded her of him. Leech wanted to head straight into the nearest storm drain after that incident and forgive him just so she could feel those long arms wrap around her. She was still mad at him though, and like a child he wouldn't learn his lesson unless she stuck to her guns and gave him the silent treatment. What made it hard was the clown’s presence seemed to be EVERYWHERE today. He was probably doing this on purpose so she’d forgive him faster.”That little shit.” Leech thought to herself when she saw a missing poster with her face on it. She pulled it off the wall and read it

Missing: you

24 years old

Last seen yelling at a sweet innocent clown

description: big ears, sharp teeth and bald. Cutest vampire you'll ever see!

If found please return to the nearest sewer opening or sad lonely clown. :o(

Leech rolled her eyes at the sad faced balloon crudely drawn in the corner. “You think you can win me over by being cute you need to try harder Penny” fuck he's making this difficult for her.

She folded the paper and put it in her bag. Leech tried her best to avoid every red balloon tied to almost all the street signs she came across. Somehow she ended up in the park and the vampire decided to sit in the shadiest area she could find to avoid dealing with her clown problem at home. Leech felt the familiar cramp of hunger begin to build, tearing at her insides till she could no longer ignore it. She decided to look around the crowd for someone who wouldn't be missed.

Her sensitive hearing picked up the sound of a couple local bullies shoving a kid against a tree off in the woods. This will work. The nosferatu crept into some bushes and waited for the boys to stop their tormenting. As she waited the smell of cotton candy and blood drifted into her nose. Oh great. She looked over and Pennywise was crouched in hunting mode diagonal from her. Of course he was here, that poor boy being pushed into the tree was terrified. “I’ll just take my food and go don't even talk to him…he’s probably after the kid anyway not the teens.” she thought to herself. The vampire moved closer and a twig snapped under her knee. “SHIT” she whispered then quickly covered her mouth, the poor nosferatu was still making all kinds of rookie mistakes. The teens let go of the boy who ran out of the woods and she saw the mess of orange hair snap in her direction. “Fantastic now were both mad at each other.” she rolled her eyes.

“W-whos there?” one of the boys asked. Leech sighed and shot a claw out from her bush to drag him back into it with horrifying speed while he screamed. The other boy jumped back shrieking and fell against the tree he had pinned his own victim to only a few moments before. Sickening crunching sounds could be heard from the bush the boy’s friend had just disappeared into. The surviving bully picked up a sharp branch in an attempt to save his friend and using it like a spear he stabbed into the bush Leech was feasting in. Something caught it before it made contact with her and the vampire froze turning to see Pennywise towering over the other boy. “Its rude to disturb a girl while she's enjoying her meal.” he snarled Leech had fallen back against her snack and stared up at him both in shock and relief to see Penny decided to help her out. The clown looked over at her and gave her a cocky smirk. If he thinks he's out of the dog house for saving my ass he's so wrong. Leech stood up and sarcastically smiled back at him. “What the fuck! What the fuck is that!” the bully screamed. The boys eyes were wide with tears of sheer terror from seeing his friends blood covering the vampire’s chin and the now six foot circus demon towering over him.

“Time to float kiddo” Pennywise lunged forward and delivered a perfect killing blow, dropping the body with a thud on the dirt. He turned to his vampire and gave a cocky grin. “SoooOOO….whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

“Cute. You use that line on all the flesh eating women you meet?” Leech rolled her eyes.

“Just the pretty ones like yourself my dear….. you going to finish that?” he pointed at the body next to her.

“I’m not giving you my meal and I'm still not talking to you” Leech crossed her arms and turned her head away from Pennywise trying not to get stuck in his golden stare.

“You’re talking to me right now though!” the clown strolled over to her and tilted her chin up to meet his gaze with a single gloved finger.

“Yeah well…. only cause you saved my ass….so thanks…asshole.” Leech glared at him. Penny sensed her beginning to break.

“My my little firecracker, is that any way to treat your rescuer? I think I deserve more thanks than that” he pulled her closer to him so she could feel his hot breath on her cold lips.

“You’re not getting any. You’ve been a dick lately” Leech looked away from him trying her best to hide the creeping blush on her hollow cheeks

“Then why aren't you trying to get away?” he was inches away from her now. Shit

“I hate you” Leech snarled and closed her eyes “Mmmmm I hate you more” his soft lips pressed against hers. Stupid clown. The vampire ran a claw through his hair pulling him into her to deepen the kiss Pennywise purred with victory. Leech unceremoniously pushed him off her with a huff facing away from him to hide the fact she was about to start grinning like a school girl. Pennywise snickered.

“You know, you're lucky I didn't punish you for chasing off my initial meal with your stupid mistakes.”

“Not everyone can be as perfect as you, I'm still learning. Give me a break.”

“Aww you're right I am perfect!” he smirked at his on lame joke.

“You're a narcissist is what you are.” Leech grumbled.

“I thought you weren't talking to me.”

“You’re right I'm not…I’m… you just….fuck….you’re so fucking frustrating you know that?” pennywise snarled and pinned her against the tree.

“Likewise bloodsucker. You have no idea how much you torment me.”

“At least I don't light you on fire when my ego’s bruised”

“At least I have an ego. Pitiful little thing, if you spent half the time you spend moping around on practice you wouldn't need me to save you from these situations.”

“I don’t need you to come save me I can take care of myself” Leech snarled back.

“That boy nearly impaled you. If I hadn't shown up you'd be one step away from losing that pretty head of yours. You're lucky I like you so much.”

Leech shoved him back “Yeah but you didn’t do it for me did you! I know you too well. You did it because you thought I’d stop being mad at you.” she took a bold step forward. Too bold. “Selfish prick… you know perfectly well I would have been fine. Stop trying to scare me with that you “would have died” bullshit I'm not in the mood.”

The clown slammed her into a tree with a growl fully pissed off now.

“Stupid girl. Do I need to show you how much I care again?” Pennywise roared his claws splintering into the tree behind her. “Go ahead” she grinned  “but you still wont be man enough to ever say you're sorry to my face.” What a brat. She was completely right of course, but still her attitude was definitely in need of adjusting. He hated when she was right.

The clown placed a knee between her legs and grabbed her neck bringing her close to him again. Leech whimpered a bit when he licked her neck and chin with greed. He groped her body possessively touching her in any way that he wanted to and the vampire glared at him trying everything she could to hide the flush of ichor under the skin of her cheeks. He was being an ass but she loved it when he got worked up like this. Stupid clown. When he kissed her again Leech moaned into his mouth pulling his waist so his hips pressed against hers. Penny had the hem of her pants in his claws prepared to rip them off until he sniffed the air and paused more humans.

“Hello? Miss you ok?” a mans voice rang out in the woods. He couldn't see the clown or the bodies Penny had hidden them, but he left Leech. Lets see how she does without him there to save her now.

Leech's eyes widened oh shit it's the guy from the bar. Shit, shit, shit!!! Penny glanced over at her and sneered “Friend of your’s darling?”

“Hey! Its you! What’s a pretty little bartender doing way out here in these woods?”

Pennywise bared his fangs in jealousy. Oh she did know him. “Yeah what are you doing out here Leech” he turned to her with an evil grin

“Oh um nothing really”

“Just fucking my lover in the woods.” Pennywise mocked her. Leech wanted to die at this point.

“JUST GOING ON A HIKE” she yelled over the clown.

“You uh seem a bit roughed up you ok?” walked over to touch her arm and she pulled back.

“Fine! I'm fine! Tripped on a rock silly me! I must have weak knees!”

“Yeah clowns seem to make them shake like a leaf” Pennywise smirked enjoying his little test.

“Want me to take a look at it?” the man asked,

“I’ll..I’ll be ok” thats a lie, she was far from ok right now especially since Penny was now running a gloved hand down the small of her back and attempting to stuff said hand down the back of her pants.

“Well in that case forgive me if I'm being too forward but my friend and I are here for a couple days while we prep for a backpacking trip. I’d love to get your number so we could hang out sometime.”

This poor boy just signed his own death certificate. He was nice too, if Leech wasn't involved with Penny she might have even said yes. He’ll make a nice meal though, she didn't get to finish her’s after all. Pennywise walked behind the man and bared his fangs snapping his jaws near his head to show Leech what he planned on doing with him after she was gone. She gave the clown a look that said Not today Pennywise. “I’m actually already seeing someone-“ she paused an evil thought entering her mind and the vampire grinned at the clown wickedly “sorta… we’re having a big fight right now really.” Penny’s playful expression dropped. She wouldn't dare.

“Oh thats a shame you're more than welcome to talk about it, I'm Brad by the way”

“Lee-Lucy! I’m Lucy”

“You're mine is what you are.” Penny walked over to her and ran his fingers roughy along his mark on her neck. Leech swatted him away.

“So tell me dear Lucy, why would this guy of your’s ever want to make you upset? If you were my girl I would treat you like a princess”

Leech shot Penny another look that said “See? A princess!” Pennywise glared at her more.

“Well, it started as a practical joke gone wrong. Now its more about how he's being a selfish  asshole”

“Well you're very cute a girl like you shouldn't have to put up with that”

“You think I'm attractive?” Leech laughed in surprise. Pennywise was fuming. “Huh I rarely ever hear that these days.” Leech looked directly into the clowns eyes.

“Absolutely, I have a thing for girls like yourself.” he chuckled and took a step closer to her. Wrong move buddy.

“Well um thanks…..don't think you'd like the real me though”

“What are you getting at Leech” Penny snarled.

Brad took her hand and Leech saw the clown twitch. “Nonsense. That guy of your’s doesn't know how lucky he is to have you.” this poor sweet boy is a walking corpse at this point. Brad leaned in while stared at Leech’s lips as if asking to kiss her.

“Dont even think about it” Pennywise’s eyes were blood red.

“Well thank you for the kind words” Leech turned away. Maybe she took this too far. She saw Penny struggling to hold his clown form together his face beginning to split. The human grabbed her chin to turn her face back to him and she glared. Ok buddy you've overstayed your welcome.  Leech looked over to Penny and winked the clown narrowed his eyes. Suddenly Brad began to kiss her and the vampire snarled with rage, she bit clear through his lip sucking in the sweet blood. Brad screamed and staggered back. Leech laughed removing her wig to free her large bat like ears, she let her front fangs extend and brought her long red tongue out to lick up the blood on her chin. Pennywise hid the small half smile that threatened to break through his scowl. He did love to watch her work after all. Brad screamed in terror and disgust “Whats the matter baby? Thought you said I was beautiful.” she laughed as Pennywise made him self visible behind her the clown was still twitching a bit. “Hiya Brad!”

“What the fuck is that! What the fuck are you?”

“This is that boyfriend I was talking about dear. He’s not very happy about what you did. Neither am I.”

“That thing? You're dating that thing?”

Pennywise grunted.

“He's a clown not a thing Brad, and yes I love him… even when he's being a jerk” she elbowed Penny hard and he elbowed her back with a huff.

“You're still not letting that go are you?” the clown side eyed her.

“No Penny I’m not, you can either swallow your pride and apologize or let me eat this guy and leave”

“Wait eat me?!”

Pennywise growled at his vampire “Don't interrupt Brad. And I have nothing to be sorry for, you're the one letting some filthy human touch you.”

“For the record I didn't want the kiss that was our friend taking it a bit too far. But you deserve it anyway after the way you’ve been acting. Biting me, lighting me on fire, all because I said someone else scared me one time? You have some serious jealousy issues.”

“Wow I’ll say”

“Shut up Brad!” Leech hissed “You could at least start with an apology Pen, but instead you just act like what you did was perfectly justified. PLUS at least the human can give me a compliment every now and then you selfish prick!”

Penny turned to growl at her more but the frantic shuffling of fleeing feet drew his attention away. He snarled at the direction of the running human and turned to Leech “I’ll be back for you.”

“Go ahead I'm still not going to talk to you until you say you're sorry though!” The nosferatu yelled.

The clown glared and vanished. When she was finally alone Leech let out a roar in frustration. Fucking egotistical inter-dimensional clown. She cried by herself for a bit the weather becoming dark and stormy as a result. The vampire left her tears in the dirt and started to head home unaware of her clown watching her silently from the shadows. He hated seeing her upset and he knew was the one who caused it. He held up Brads detached head “Ok maybe you're both right I’ve been a bit of a “jerk” lately.” he made the head nod in agreement. “Shall I try getting her back then, my way?” the head nodded no. “You would say that Brad….you stole your taste and look where that got you hmm? I'm not giving in to her little apology game.” he turned the head to look at him “Yes I know I miss her terribly. Is that what you want to hear? You're dead I don't have to listen to you” Penny tossed the head behind him and ended his macabre one sided puppet show. The clown sunk into the shadows to plan.

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I headcannon Penny talking to his victims when he’s bored. Just having weird one sided convos with corpses. Also fun fact one of the horror movies that messed me up when I was a youth was Halloween. It didn't fuck me up as bad as Nightmare on Elm ST did but it fucked me up pretty good. Ironically Nightmare became one of my all time favorites but Halloween never really caught on for me. Just not a big fan of the silent killers beyond Leatherface I guess. Next chapter is gonna get FUN.

[the-wonderful-jinx]

Jinx Listens and Reacts to TBTP Episode 3x05 “Worlds Collide”

Alrighty TBTP fandom, we’re just about to the end of this emotional hellhole roller coaster show, our suffering at the hands of Terry’s White Dude writing is about to end! 

As always, spoilers with be under the cut. You have been warned!

“Alex draws nearer to the Axis Mundi while Strand reveals something surprising about his past.”

Is this an actual, game-changing “surprise” or just another cheap trick? Don’t do me dirty here writers with something lame-sauce basic secret, something worth freaking out about.

if this surprise isn��t Strand revealing that he has a black tape where alex is the subject, then I mcfucking quit. 

Okay Im gonna call it, Strand is supposed to be the prophecized “Helvetian Man”

okay nvm its Calvin, thats cool

FINALLY A REFERENCE TO CALVINISM

“Arn’t you due for a speaking engagement in Geneva soon?....I might ask you look into something if you have time.”

eXCUSE ME?!

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

I WOULDVE LIKED A SET-UP FOR THIS IN AN EARLIER EPISODE BUT OKAY TERRY MILES WHATEVER. YOU DO FUCKING YOU.

“Well you could help. I mean... if you're available you could always come along.”

aaaaaand cue the Stragan alarms going off in my head

Not even 5 minutes, holy shit 

okay Terry Miles I’ll give the surprise trip a free pass on this one

Sloan you horrible no-good filthy tease

“My sponsor is quite generous...the last time I was there the hotel was more than acceptable”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

could your sponsor also provide an engagement ring and two tickets to Disneyland as well?

“More than acceptable. That sounds exciting”

your boyfriend is offering to take you to Europe with all expenses paid you can add a lil more oomph to your voice and sound more excited ya know

i kid i kid

Oh fuck me sideways not  the sleep note D:

alex my poor sweet little cinnamon canadian moose

christ almighty hearing alex so scared as hell hurts

like physically hurts

“Are you okay?”

Strand being concerned for alex just fuck me up :’)

“This was shot in a suburban home close to an asylum called Rolling Hills. But for the paranormal community, it’s like Disneyland for amateur ghost-hunters.”

i dunno why but hearing strand say that made me giggle like an idiot

maybe its a thought of a younger Strand going in there with a camera of his own, or maybe getting dragged into it by a couple of his friends

Oooooh spooky random child in a reflection is spooky~

Oh so the tape was sent to him by a friend

I mean there are some people who think Calvin is a demon.....

“Colleague, not friend”

:’)

oh strand

dont worry, alex can still be your friend ;)

“He attended one of Calvin’s sermons”

what a fucking power move

Jesus fucking christ the Cenophus has a long grasp

I have a strange feeling this Professor is gonna die....

like right now, during this interview

“[The Helvetian] was one of his father’s obsessions....”

wELL THEN

That interview was quite good, but near the end it started to sound a little Tanis-y

but it picked right back up with the mention of Howard and why the Chruch allowed the Cenophus to continue

OH FUCK OFF NIC SILVER I DIDNT ASK FOR YOU

Daeva Corp. is testing something?

“The company that is sponsoring Strand is another Daeva Corp. subsidiary.”

another one? jesus h christ strand cant escape being funded by these guys

“Wait, hasn’t this happened before”

OH THANK YOU GOD THE WRITER’S ARE BECOMING SELF-AWARE

Particle acceleration....?

what the actual fuck?

Jesus everyone seems to hear about Howard Strand

Howard wanted a mini-particle accelerator

fuck me sideways all this science and quantum stuff is flying right over my head, the only thing i can understand is the super-positioning thing

“I remember went camping...”

NOTHING EVER GOOD COMES FROM A PNWS CHARACTER GOING CAMPING

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAMPFIRE STORY IS THAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOWARD HOLY FUCK. 

IF THIS IS THE SURPRISE THEN A+ TO YOU PNWS WRITERS

“I want you to keep you away from it”

just stab me why dont you.....

“My office...it was broken into two weeks ago”

WHAT.

holy shit Strand is getting vicious

i have no idea what to call this other than *Strand Gets Downright Vicious*

I dont think we’ve heard him this angry since 1x06 and 2x01

“You’ve been taking leaps, not steps”

AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING STRAND

fuck you and back off

“How about you just trust me this time. It’s my turn, I believe”

Why the fuck did you say that.

*sketchy alarms going off the wazoo*

I DONT TRUST YOU. 

holy shit more dark!strand potential right here

OH MY GOD THE FINALE IS GOING TO TAKE PLACE WHILE ALEX AND STRAND ARE IN GENEVA?!

“Thomas Warren was creating demons”

*PNWS BOOM*

holy. shit.

PEOPLE WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANT  TO “CREATE” DEMONS LIKE SOME BORED, WHITE HOUSE-WIFE THAT SPENT ONE TOO MANY HOURS ON PINTEREST? ARE SUMMONED DEMONS NOT STRONG ENOUGH? DO WANT TO DIRECTLY CONTROL THIS HOME-MADE DEMONS? YOU. CANT. CONTROL. DEMONS. 

end thoughts: fucking white people

[mychristopherstokes66world]

saac Kappy, the “Thor” actor who choked Paris Jackson and accused Steven Spielberg of abuse, has died after jumping off of a bridge in Arizona. Kappy’s death was confirmed in a statement from the Arizona Department of Public Safety on May 14. Kappy killed himself on May 13. The ADPS said that troopers were called to milepost 185 at Transwestern Road at 7:26 a.m. after hearing reports that a man had jumped from a bridge over the interstate in Bellemont, Arizona, and had been hit by a car. At the time of his death, Kappy was 42 years old. Bellemont is located around 10 miles west of Flagstaff. revelations” about his character. Kappy said that despite believing himself to be a good person, the truth is that he had “not been a good guy.” Kappy said that he has used people, owed money, dealt drugs and “abused” his body with narcotics, cigarettes and alcohol. Kappy said that he “supposedly” wanted to make America great, but neglected to make himself great. He remarks about one specific recent incident that caused him trauma but does not elaborate on what happened. Kappy said that the act “cost him everything.” He goes on to say that he had “gambled away” his future. In another section, Kappy makes reference to the “Q movement.” Kappy says he is “so sorry” for having “brought shame upon the greatest military operation of all time.” Kappy says that he outed pedophiles who were former friends but that he “remained in their sphere for much longer” than he should have. Kappy makes a direct reference to President Donald Trump saying, “I have told people in the Trump administration that I am willing to admit to my many crimes in a public setting, and committed to execution, in a public setting. A nation cannot suffer its traitors, and I am no exception.” Kappy concludes by saying that he squandered his talents and that he has “betrayed” Jesus. The Arizona Daily Sun reports that two teenagers who were driving close to where Kappy took his own life, attempted to physically restrain him. Arizona Department of Public Safety told the Daily Sun, “We don’t know why Mr. Kappy took his own life.” Local authorities have described Kappy’s case as closed. There were no other injuries as a result of Kappy’s actions. According to Kappy’s IMDb page, he had appeared in small roles in movies such as “Thor” and “Terminator Salvation” as well as having a role in an episode of “Breaking Bad.” Kappy’s last role was in a 2016 episode of “Rachel Dratch’s Late Night Snack.” In his acting career, Kappy was represented by Mitchell & Associates Talent. The band was formed in 2009 in Albuquerque, New Mexico, after Kappy met guitarist Nate Santa Maria when the latter was organizing a karaoke night in a bar, according to a feature in Local Flavor Magazine. In that feature, Kappy said that he had been a viola prodigy and had received a scholarship to the University of Arizona but dropped out at 19 to attend the University of New Mexico. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7029679/Isaac-Kappy-dies-42-Thor-actor-assaulted-Paris-Jackson-commits-suicide.html#i-d45b2856dc19a6cd Why can't I find an article relating his suicide to his whistleblowing on Hollywood Pedophilia? I'm sorry, but this dude always kinda struck me as a loon. Just the live streaming with his face in the phone, his squirrelly voice, unkempt beard and overall disassociated demeanor screamed schizoid drug user who new some hollywood elites and got bored and started claiming he had "insider info" when they most likely just kicked him out of their parties because he was an autistic goober.  What do you think? Was this guy actually legit or did (((they))) got em boys?

Seth Green had him killed for exposing him for being a secret pedo tangler in pizzagate.

A person in his position should have gone undercover and then blown the lid off everything with some real evidence/recordings/etc

They tricked him into betraying his followers by giving away their info and then drugged him into feeling so guilty about it he committed suicide

this was his dead mans switch apparently. 

He posted this somehwere before he died.

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1557776898845.webm

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1557777568760.jpg

This looks pretty legit yall. Legit gave me chills. A glimpse into that Epstien world.

sadly, if thats his deadman switch, then its not very good

Short of one of the parents going "what the fuck?" it can be too easily explained away as a turkish bath, as ive seen a lot of anons say already, personally i dont buy the turkish bath thing at all, but still its not exactly concrete

https://newsjustforyou1.blogspot.com/2018/07/isaac-kappy-names-pedo-we-got-video-here.html https://newsjustforyou1.blogspot.com/2018/08/isaac-kappy-soon-to-be-arrested-lots-of.html https://newsjustforyou1.blogspot.com/2018/07/mockingbird-workin-out-real-good-isnt.html JOIN US  https://www.facebook.com/groups/qanonreports https://twitter.com/CIACLOWN1 https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ciaclown16661/ I think the article said He FORCED HIMSELF (they're laughing with that one. So smuggies) off the bridge. Also, may I comp you a bump of sushi? He outed Q as being a (((government))) psyop and then he killed himself. Check out Randy Quaid... He's one of the rare few that fought the evil in Hollywood and won. Kappy forced himself off the Transwestern Road bridge onto Interstate 40 where he was struck by a Ford pickup truck, DPS spokesperson Bart Graves confirmed on Tuesday morning. Authorities said two teenagers driving by got out of their vehicle and tried to physically restrain Kappy from jumping, but failed. No one else was injured during the incident and the investigation has been closed. https://azdailysun.com/news/dps-releases-name-of-man-who-died-after-jumping-from/article_90566c46-f81f-524e-8602-2daf555f719d.html

Kappy was also formerly the lead singer of the band Monster Paws. The band paid tribute to Kappy with a brief post on their Facebook page that read, “MP forever Issac. I’ll miss you homie.” The last post on the page advertised a gig for the band in December 2013. In the about section, the band described themselves as sounding “like yet winning something.”

constantly texting Jackson and that she was responding because she was worried that he was suicidal. Eventually, Jackson stopped responding as the messages continued. TMZ says that Jackson eventually blocked Kappy’s number and opted to have armed security with her at all times. Kappy said in a 2011 interview that “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson was among his favorite songs. Kappy was 'ok' for someone who admitted to being 'seduced' by the dark side. Remember him for that AND what he did and tried to do for the rest. Let what happened to him be a lesson to you! This isn't a game, we're playing for keeps and we go all the way on this one... RIP Kappy, you had a conscience and it served the children well... The gamble was guessing that his Hollywood friends were raping kids and that telling the world would be a good idea. After that he has no job and no friends, and very few people believe him because he didn't bother playing along just long enough to do some undercover filming of shady shit for proof. Even if he didn't die, his life was pretty much over. One thing you anons should know, pedos rule the world, most are extremely intelligent and if you mess with them bad things will happen to you. I'm just saying, keep yourselves safe, god will sort them out. I watched a few of his streams. I’m just now learning he died. He was off for sure, but not schizophrenic off. It’s hard to believe he actually died after all the shit he said. I honestly think the Seth green stuff he said holds some water now. Guy had multiple stories of Seth and his wife. One including a hidden room for “the kids” or some shit. They never had kids of their own. Spooky shit Yeah. Maybe I should have been little more clear. Schizo gets thrown around to easily here. He was simply kinda "off". Too many of his videos consist of him ranting for like 2 hours and you're like >"GET TO THE FUCKING POINT MAN. Start naming names an dropping intel." Though I found it somewhat hard to believe, his story about seth and his wife was his most memorable creepypasta.

you're speaking to the one and only Dr. GFA-kken himself! That's right, Dr. GFA-kken, THE undisputed master of psychological torture through slews of mindless questions, has found enough love in my heart to forgive you on behalf of my poor assumptions slash trigger-happy posting patterns. But, speaking of the devil, when the fuck will the next /HTG/ thread show up? I'm pretty sure that the only way to directly communicate with and to A5 is through /HTG/ threads. Ask him about me the next time you see him, he might just tell you something surprisingly important ;)…… or something about my unhealthy obsession with Disney cartoons, who knows? I met him a few times and partied at his house once several years ago. I saw his posts on FB when he first started going gung ho on Trump. Mostly Anti Clinton Crime Family, anti Big Tech, anti ZOG wars stuff at the height of the election. Then I saw him at the bar a while back and told him people had his back (before the Seth Green, Paris Jackson stuff). He was cool, rambled for a bit about politics with me and really didn't seem much different than his old self. That being said he did always seem crazy from the first time I met him. Was always a Schizo kinda dude with his eyes darting all over the place. There may be some truth to the stuff he was saying and it did take courage to take on pedowood. Whatever he knew he couldn't live with it or himself. Wish I had reached out to him again. Feelsbadman. R.I.P Issac.

[lilietsblog]

sailor moon episode 23 (nephrite gets fucked over: THE FUCKENING)

so obviously, seeing how i am the embodiment of pure logic, the next post is a sailor moon liveblog (those episodes are downloading fuck my internet)

man this sure is long... goddammit why is Nephrite's arc so good...

so hey if this isn't the first episode of the two-episode nephrite redemption arc

...and i have a ridiculous theory

it was last episode that Usagi destroyed the spirit that possessed Naru and Princess Diamond, and I remember joking about it being Nephrite's not-smooth side

what if there's truth to it what if in the last episode Usagi literally destroyed a part of Nephrite's soul that was preventing him from ever empathizing with anyone

i don't LIKE this theory mind you. i much prefer the interpretation that he was genuinely lonely bc its just more human and interesting

but also fuck Nephrite?

idk

hi Tsukino Usagi <3 you absolutely look like a superheroine. like since the secret identity thing first appeared, the idea that the superhero looked like an ordinary person in everyday life was the entire point, no?

OH HEY NARU my poor child )= who knows exactly how bad a decision she is making but I guess romance

and Usagi <3 'you're such a child' ahaha Naru if you only knew 'mature romance' I love just how much Usagi doesn't buy this bullshit <3 oh my god she's such a child though it's beautiful her and Naru

and Naru doesn't expect Usagi to react negatively to Sanjoin <3

I love how absolutely different in... tone? the two girls are here? Usagi, the emotional and exaggerated and passionate and playful and entirely self-aware of how childish she is being. and Naru, all engrossed in her ~romantic mystique~

Usagi really is the grown-up of the two of them here )=

queen <3

aw look at this Rei is in favor of cutting all the knots and sharing all the information and I can't not agree with this approach but also look how SURPRISED Usagi is when Ami suggests that they listen to her. like. Usagi literally doesnt expect them to want to hear her opinion on dealing with HER OWN BEST FRIEND.

everyone pls stop treating Usagi like shit 2k17 shes a powerful queen and can live through this but also... can we not

...granted, she ends up not being able to formulate a single thought when asked, but the point stands

Luna literally fuck you Usagi was the one who brought up the problem to begin with this was never yours to manage ever

oh and Nephrite has already gone rogue at this point he was fucked already I wonder what he's even looking for the Silver Crystal for?

'Kunzite told you to come check on me, didn't he?'

point 1: Queen Beryl couldn't summon Nephrite point 2: Kunzite and Zoicite know where to find Nephrite easily I wonder if the queen knows about the second fact... also, Nephrite is hiding from the queen, but expects Kunzite to be checking on him this looks like the shitennou have their own thing and i am Interested

...and they were talking like grownups up until Nephrite told Zoicite he would GET THE BETTER OF HIM after this its just HIDOI!!! <3

I WILL RESTORE MY HONOR sure Zuko whatever you say you are worse at your job than Jadeite and that's saying something

SPOOKY STAR STUFF BLACK CRYSTAL

I can't believe i ever thought the demons were cool but the aesthetics of everything are still pretty as shit and I wish more anime was like this )=

I love how Nephrite has no clue how his own compass thingy even works

OH MY GOD FIRST SIGHTING OF KUNZITE ISN'T IT AND LOOK AT ZOICITE BEING THE DRAMA QUEEN WHAT A PERFECT OPEN MOUTH HIDOI LOOK <33333333333

'WE CAN JUST STEAL IT' 'YOU'RE A GENIUS' ...im pretty sure Zoicite has come up with this himself and just wanted to lead Kunzite to suggesting it himself nothing is not fucked up here <3

aww Usagi faced with tough dilemmas <3 and nobody appreciates how difficult the emotional stuff is

omfg Usagi can spot Mamoru's fuckery telepathically before she sees or hears him <3

I love how little patience she has for his BS

MAMORU omfg these three are kinda Pure all together <3 Usagi's Other Friends ...as little as The Fucker qualifies as a friend...

okay he does give some helpful advice here

awww omg adorable Usagi is hungry and orders a ton of food makign the guys uncomfortable SHE IS VERY AWARE OF THIS DONT WORRY ITS MY TREAT ALSO MORE FOOD

I love my wonderful queen

also its an interesting contrast to that one Rei episode where she tries to set up a date with Mamoru Usagi is much more willing to go with the flow and relies much more on the situation in the moment than on cliches and truisms she's ordering lots of food, she will pay

...we all know why she's perpetually out of allowance don't we

YUKI YOU GOTTA BELIEVE USAGI RIGHT INTO IT she just shouts it all out and runs away ...maybe it would have been better if you stayed. Naru looks like she's going to act stupid just to be contrary <3

aww she did pay attention though HE IS JUST SO GORGEOUS JFC

man she's so naive OUR HEARTS MUST BE LINKED TOGETHER

poor Naru's mom )=

man the lamp and the butterflies this fucking visual metaphor the anime is not trying to fuck around with illustrating what Nephrite is saying

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS THIS IS AIMED AT LITTLE CHILDREN AND KNOWS EXACTLY HOW UNSUBTLE IT HAS TO BE TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS

man Nephrite is an expert in manipulation not particularly subtle but effective on his chosen target, as he always is

man this smirt the bug zapper what is subtle?

poor Naru's mom )= and she worries about what's happened to Naru <3 she's securely in her corner

I love the way this conversation is playing out in the bg while the visual is Usagi running <3

transform, not transform, whatever, not the point

Usagi is protecting Her People <3

man the aesthetic of Sailor Moon reigns in my heart still unchallenged

I'LL ARREST YOU ON A CHARGE OF ROMANTIC FRAUD I'D SAY USAGI WAS THINKING UP THIS LINE THE ENTIRE TIME SHE RAN BUT LET'S BE REAL HER TALENT FOR MAKING UP THIS SHIT ON THE FLY IS UNCHALLENGEABLE

man she is so soft and round I love her <3

ahaha when faced with a choice of upholding his lie or attacking Sailor Moon Nephrite doesn't hesistate <3 he knows his priorities and he cn always mend things with Naru

man and Usagi is out of it in the middle of the battle again it's like she snaps into and out of fight mode and when she's out her processing is just kinda frozen by all the terrible shit going on she needs time to reset and get her head in the game and normally, that's what Tuxedo Kamen does

but this time, here come the girls <3

Usagi is not operating without backup, and boy is she happy about this fact right now

the absolutely ridiculous length of the animation of Ami's attack and a like ten seconds pause between Bubble and (Beam) Spray jfc Rei's is nearly as bad but still a little faster

OMG HERE IS THAT MOMENT 'Sanjoin-sama!' 'I didn't know she was still there...' the moment when Naru, in Nephrite's mind, crosses the line from 'bystander to be fucked with' into 'me and mine'

...and then she literally jumps in the way of Sailor Moon's tiara which has to be up there in 10 stupidest things anyone's ever done like girl Sailor Moon is a superhero you know it as well as anyone Nephrite is not even protesting the accusations and he would probably have dodged again he's been pretty good at that but no in your mind, a romantic story is already playing out, and in it, you're the plucky heroine, the only one in the unlucky hero's corner oh girl <3

I love how slowly the tiara is flying there it's not even slo-mo Usagi and Naru have time to talk and react with normal speed but Nephrite doesn't move

I guess this is just an anime convention and it IS meant to be slo-mo it's really cute <3

and aw yis Usagi displays fine control over her attack like yeah she's panicking but she like... does manage to stop it successfully (BY ASKING IT NICELY) (I LOVE TSUKINO USAGI) (and she is really surprised that it worked)

"This girl cares for me..." dear Nephrite. EXACTLY HOW IS THIS A SURPRISE. like you've been... setting her up for precisely that for the last two episodes already, and the entirety of this one

I guess it's not that it's surprising, but that it's really sinking in that he's got someone in his corner, someone who wants to protect him, someone who just probably for real saved his life someone behind whose back he can be safe I love this shot a lot:

its just so good in getting across the emotional filling with composition <3

and Naru is still not finding anything weird in the way Sailor Moon says her name desperately 'Naru-chan...' I GUESS SHE'S A LITTLE DISTRACTED AT THE MOMENT

oh hey the Black Crystal lights up wasn't it Usagi's tears that ended up turning into the ginzuishou and she's crying right now so that makes sense I wonder if it highlighted Naru as someone who can make Usagi cry...

OMG AND NEPHRITE'S MIND GOES INTO A DIFFERENT DIRECTION ALTOGETHER NO WONDER ZOICITE KNEW EXACTLY HOW TO GET HIM 'Is it reacting to a kind heart? Sacrificing her own life to save another...' like yeah it's a more plausible theory than 'Sailor Moon's tears are the ginzuishou' but he looks so profoundly affected by the idea <3

'Is this what human love is?'

okay now I'm just wondering what the fuck is going on in the Dark Kingdom because there's only so much fun I can poke at this bundle of ridiculous and this looks like Nephrite is speaking from bitterly jaded experience rather than ignorance look at his face

'fuck the dark kingdom for being fucked up, fuck the humans for having it better, and fuck me for getting myself stuck in this situation' <33333333333333 (look at the eyebrrrowsss)

omfg the monster

omg Naru picking it up

AHAHAH AND IN THE MOMENT WHEN HE'S PROTECTING NARU AND THE CRYSTAL WHEN HIS ACTIONS MAKE TOTAL SENSE WHAT HE SAYS IS NARU'S NAME IN THAT SPLIT SECOND HE WASN'T THINKING OF THE CRYSTAL

man I just... no matter how much of a fucker he is, this is still compelling )=

OMG USAGI'S SHOCK THO I LOVE WHAT THIS ANIME DOES WITH ITS VISUALS

Naru just faints

AND NEPHRITE HIMSELF IS IN EQUAL AMOUNT OF SHOCK LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BRAIN DOING THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL AND I DONT LIKE THIS

YOUR HANDS DID NOTHING WRONG DUDE THAT WAS A REASONABLE THING TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO GLARE AT IS YOUR OWN MOUTH GRANTED THAT WOULD BE HARD TO DO WITHOUT A MIRROR PLEASE IMAGINE NEPHRITE FINDING A MIRROR JUST TO GLARE AT HIS OWN MOUTH IN IT WITH ME

seriously tho, he didn't even seem to realize that that was protecting the Black Crystal too, he just... didn't process that part. in his memory of his decision making process of that split second figures only Naru

<33333333333333

omg how pissed the demon is at Nephrite for BEING A TRAITOR AND DARING TO PROTECT A HUMAN

we get very few glimpses into what the Dark Kingdom is like and this is... interesting so much as just expressing care about a human is enough to be judged traitor... at least by this particular demon. might be just her tho

I love how thoroughly unimpressed Nephrite is with her attack like wow are you serious there

and Usagi steps in so we don't find out how the fight would have played out

look at this girl when she's had the moments of calm to get her bearings <3

oh and look at them standing around Naru all together! I'm not saying this is giving more fuel to my 'save Nephrite' Naru fanfiction urge but... it's totally giving more fuel to it a momentary ceasefire over a shared priority

and look at Usagi being visually obviously the leader... but also the most vulnerable and distracted one... and one being the reason for the other. Usagi is the one who has an avenue to act here, a motivation, someone who WILL initiate a ceasefire, and the girls stand over - and behind! - her as her bodyguards, for what might be the first time

they are deferring to her decision and backing her up fully

it would be really nice if this didn't come on the heels of a continuing storm of verbal abuse but o well i'll take what i get and so will Usagi

the leader purely because she isn't going to follow anyone else

AND HE GIVES HER BACK THE BAUBLE NOTICE HOW HE DIDN'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE REALIZED IT WAS USELESS IT JUST DIDN'T OCCUR TO HIM THAT IT WAS NARU'S PROPERTY AND HE SHOULD RETURN IT BUT NOW HE DOES BECAUSE CONCEPTS SUCH AS 'NARU IS A PERSON AND HER INTERESTS AND PROPERTY ARE A THING' HAVE APPEARED IN HIS MIND

and oh man I can't get enough of the visual moments in this

this doesnt get to be a moment Nephrite wordlessly shares with Naru this is a moment Nephrite wordlessly shares with Naru and a very pissed Usagi she is there, she is looking out for Naru, and she is not amused

queen <3

"Nephrite, why can't you be a little considerate of Naru's feelings?!"

this is interesting in how much Usagi is out of sync with Nephrite's arc here like there's the obivous answer that he has no reason to be and then there's the point that he just kind of was there's him barely just starting to figure out that Naru HAS feelings and the fact that this outburst at this point is more likely to set him back on this journey than help him along

Usagi is NOT here for his arc and nOT here for his bullshit she's here for Naru, and all logical reasoning, plot, character arcs and emotional subtleties of the manipulator can go to hell Usagi cuts straight to the point if Nephrite wants to be on the same playing field as her he damn well better live up to ALL of her standards fuck baby steps

AND THE GIRLS BACK HER UP WHICH IS BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE MORE AWARE THAN USAGI OF HOW LITTLE MOTIVATION NEPHRITE HAS TO BE CONSIDERATE OF NARU THEY AREN'T GIVING HIM THE BENEFIT OF DOUBT USAGI IS BUT THEY SHARE THE SENTIMENT AND THEY WORD THEIR STATEMENTS AS SUPPORT FOR USAGI AND HER POINT I LOVE THIS

oh my god tho 'obviously he doesn't have a heart!' and Nephrite makes a really ugly grimace and goes 'obviously you guys know nothing!' i wonder where that hurt him ...and he segues right into the ginzuishou helping the dark kingdom rule the world which is an adorable nonsequitur indicative of just how much of a war over priorities is going on in his head right now he's trying to convince HIMSELF that he doesn't care about Naru and he's successful-ish... for the moment

omg this is literally the first time the senshi hear about the ginzuishou isn't it let's hear if Luna knew about it 'it sounds familiar' apparently nope

SARAMADA HAHAHAHHA i love this dork

OH MY GOD USAGI <3 'stars, please, if Nephrite cares about Naru, don't let him do any more bad things' I just love everything about this Usagi is giving him the benefit of the doubt because she's just like that it's who she is (WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON) she also realizes that it's going to take fucking star intervention to have him not do any more bad things because caring about one person =/= not being a complete fucker

...

OH MY GOD

STARS RIGHT

AND NEPHRITE

AND LET'S BE REAL DYING AT THE END OF THE NEXT EPISODE IS THE ONLY WAY HE COULD END UP NOT DOING ANY MORE BAD THINGS

DID

DID STARS HEAR USAGI'S PLEA AND GUIDE NEPHRITE TO HIS DEATH SO IT COULD COME TRUE

IS THIS REDEMPTION EQUALS DEATH ENFORCED IN-UNIVERSE

IS USAGI'S HEARTFELT PLEA HERE THE REASON NEPHRITE DIES

THAT IS VERY THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE AND VERY HILARIOUS

look at this pure child who has no idea she's condemning him to death at this point <3

[kuchipatchi69]

aesthetic themed asks 😎 answer them all 😎

god ham ok

flower crown: when did you last sing to yourself?Today probably? I listen to music when I walk around campus so i kind of sing to myself

fairy lights: if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know?If I will be happy in the future lol

daisies: what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?Actually making it to college

1975: what is the first happy memory that comes to mind, recent or otherwise?Everytime I go home and see my dogs lmao, i love them so much

matte: if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?I would do whatever I want tbh, no reason to not have a good time

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?uh!god i have no idea, im honestly winging it

pantone: describe a person close to your life in detail.Okay so we’ll do the Big Meme @chesapeakeripperWe’ve been friends for like, over 5 years and though we had a few falling outs, theyre literally my best friend lmao. Short, Salty, yet chill, and always a good time to hangout with. One of the only people I can spend more than a week with probably. Too edgy for their own good but has a compatible aesthetic and music taste. Edgy but loves folk music? A little shady, an asshole, yells at me for dabbing too much but then proceeds to dab or get mad when i dont take advantage of the good time to do it. ALSO the only person who i feel on the same level with rhythm games in general lmao

moodboard: do you feel you had a happy childhood?Oh yeah. My parents were good and I’ve realized how nice ive had it. We aren’t rich or anything but my parents always made sure we were comfortable.

stars: when did you last cry in front of another person?Oh god i dont even know. OH NVM YEAH, I cried in front of my vocal teacher and I feel so much closer to her honestly.

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them.Ok not to be gay but ham probably lol I mean? I would feel at peace probably, because I can talk to him about anything and I wouldnt have to feel nervous or anything.

converse: would you ever have a deep conversation with a stranger and open up to them?Oh yeah, I’m an open book and Most new friends reach out to me when im having a rough time so

lace: when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you?Either Ham or Cain? Idk it wasnt anything too deep lmaoW Cain we just shit talk or talk about mbmbam? or pkmn cards lets be real. Cain is my bff and ham is a good guy

handwriting: if you were about to die, and you could only say one more sentence to one person, what would you say and to whom?FUCK IDK ID REALLY HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THISI’d probably tell my dad thank you and how much he meant to me

cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes?Great, I love them

sunrise: pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally.“What” - anyone ever, I connect with it because I never know whats going on ever

oil paints: what would you title the autobiography of your life so far?“I’m out here”

overalls: what would you do with one billion dollars?buy a lot of anime figures and also clothes and pokemon cards

combat boots: are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way?IT DEPENDS! I can forgive people if I can see how genuine their apology is but if its something really shitty, then probably not lol

winged eyeliner: write a hundred word letter to your twelve year old self.Are you seriousDear newly gay Sydney (I didn't start going by Sid until highschool so),I’m glad you cut your hair off, and I actually want to cut it again. I know you cut it because you were experimenting with gender stuff, which I’m also glad you did. You can stop being so edgy and a weeb? Also stop being so into yaoi it’s Really cringey to look back on (esp bc you wrote mpreg and I’m still not proud of it S M H). I don't really remember Middle School and I’m glad because you were in your scene phase and you tried way too hard, eventually became a compulsive liar and just manipulative overall.I’m a lot gayer and more comfortable now than you are, so try not to be so fake-depressed because the real thing will hit you in a few years and yeah, you’ll want to die but its fine. Everything’s okay. This is supposed to be 200 words but i dont give a shit so heres this.Your more gay, and less uptight self, Sid

pastel: would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel?Oh god, punk, but tired

tattoos: how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain.I love tattoos and want to be covered in them, and I love piercings and want love them

piercings: do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not?idk why this is under piercings but okI do! but I also dont! I dont wear makeup 85% of the time but I have so much makeup and I love to put it on :’)

bands: talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way.Y’all.... Fall out boy has literally been there for me through all my years and have been the band I go back and listen to because I didnt share their music with anyone, and It makes me feel like I can go back to before life was so hard

messy bun: the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them.“Who gives a shit, my dude” 

cry baby: list the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel.Jonas brothers (lmao)- I dont talk to the people I went with, my first concert, I didnt even plan to go lolFall Out Boy- Literally one of the best nights of my life and I got to spend it with my cousin and I’m so gladTwenty One Pilots- Though i dont really like them anymore, I became better friends with Maizie, who has literally had my heart for so long and I love her so much. I love both her and Jacob and wish I kept up better contact with them

grunge: who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say????????????? idk 

space: do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organised/not organised?My desk has: a makeup mirror, some cake, a lamp, pill bottles and anime figures. Its unorganized bc I dont work there

white bed sheets: what is your night time routine?Lay down, turn on MBMBAM, and then play all of the puzzle games I have until I’m out of lives before going to sleep l m a o

old books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know?I went to some guys house one time and he tried to get me to do coke (I didnt do it dont worry)

beaches: if you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why?MY HAIR IS BRIGHT YELLOW RN I WANT IT TO BE CURLY THO

eyes: pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick and where would you go/what would you do?Cain, Ally, Maizie, Jacob and Julia probably. We could go somewhere spooky

11:11: name three wishes and why you wish for them.To be happy-Idk im not as happy as I want to beTo be wanted- I have a lot of problems with self worth so To be happy w my appearance- Ive been overweight my whole life and I’ve always felt ugly lmao

painting: what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up.Oh god I have no idea bc I usually just do makeup and go 

lightning: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high?Drunk text people how sad I am

thunder: what’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars?im not sure tbh

storms: you on only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why?only see one person? Cain probably only bc we get along so well even tho we get on each others nerves lmao

love: have you ever fallen in love? describe what it feels like to realise you’re in love.BRO okay yeah I have, it ended BADLY and a lot of people know the story. Of both the platonic and not. idk tho, its a good feeling to know someone is there for you no matter what

clouds: if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair?yeah, I LOOK like a 12 year old boy but its fine lmao

coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?Iced coffee, 6 pumps of simple syrup and half and half. Green tea smoothie or frap OR salted caramel hot chocolate. My orders are pretty normal so 

marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now?God, my friends. They’ve helped me so much and I could not be more thankful because I’m going through such a hard time

[internetdetectives]

11/10/19 - Chat with Erika

Erika_XP💚 2:14 AM: “Anyone online?”

Deadhead 2:40 AM: “no”

(...)

Erika_XP💚 5:59 PM: "Good morning everyone”

ToddThotBOT 5:59 PM: "Good morning.”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Who is todd?”

ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddpwease:”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "todd howard”

ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddlasers:”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "the bethesda guy”

ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddalien:”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Are you some sort of beast sent by regiminis?”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "he's a bot, don't worry about him”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "he's just a joke”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "oh”

otherLiam 6:00 PM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "I feel silly now ^^”

Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Tyler has not been on at all today =[“

otherLiam 6:01 PM: "he's usually not”

otherLiam 6:01 PM: "what with being part of a supernatural amalgamation and all”

Erika_XP💚 6:02 PM: "I miss him and I hope he will be ok tomorrow”

Densgivin 6:02 PM: "69”

ToddThotBOT 6:02 PM: "Nice.”

otherLiam 6:02 PM: "he's been part of a supernatural amalgamation for a few months now”

otherLiam 6:02 PM: "i doubt he'll be okay tomorrow”

otherLiam 6:02 PM: "but that's sorta the object of the game, is to keep him safe”

Densgivin 6:03 PM: "Also lol good morning here it is like 6 pm”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:07 PM: "Give me my goddamn color back my dad works at discord i will get you banned”

Densgivin 6:07 PM: "D:”

Xenquility 6:26 PM: "Now that Yugi is gone, I feel like someone has to say this”

Xenquility 6:26 PM: "0”

otherLiam 6:26 PM: "aaaa”

Xenquility 6:27 PM: "happy 11/11 spain”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "rip”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "(still 6 hours till it happens forreal)”

Xenquility 6:27 PM: "Wait Liam you're in est?”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "no”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "the game is tho”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "9 over here in LA”

Xenquility 6:27 PM: "It is?”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "and yeah”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "oh wait”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "Im not in LA anymore lol”

ARGdov 6:27 PM: "in California”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "i am”

otherLiam 6:27 PM: "dov come get a beer”

Xenquility 6:28 PM: "Oh cool florida is est”

Xenquility 6:28 PM: "I totally knew that”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "wait Liam your from LA?”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "niiiice”

otherLiam 6:28 PM: "i live in santa monica yeah”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "we should next time Im in town then for sure”

ARGdov 6:28 PM: "niiiice”

Xenquility 6:28 PM: "Imagine not having free health care”

otherLiam 6:28 PM: "yeet”

otherLiam 6:28 PM: "imagine not having free speech”

Xenquility 6:29 PM: "(I'm making a joke don't turn this political please)”

otherLiam 6:29 PM: "(also a joke)”

Xenquility 6:29 PM: "Excuse me but both of our governments are part of the five eyes alliance or whatever”

otherLiam 6:29 PM: "i’ll have you know that gets shot”

Xenquility 6:29 PM: "Wait wha- Random heart attack”

otherLiam 6:29 PM: "lowkey actually survived a school shooting so i get to make that joke”

Xenquility 6:30 PM: "Oh god”

ARGdov 6:30 PM: "jesus”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:38 PM: "I am actually a top secret whistleblower for the [commits suicide in prison]”

otherLiam 6:38 PM: "#circledidntkillhimself”

Xenquility 6:39 PM: "How the hell did you come up with the name circlehunter”

Erika_XP💚 6:39 PM: "I actually know about Tylers (steps into traffic)”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:39 PM: "Ripped off a book series”

Erika_XP💚 6:40 PM: "Im sorry did my bad joke just ruin the conversation flow ^^;”

Xenquility 6:40 PM: "It was actually so bad it went back in time and burned down the house of some random guy”

Xenquility 6:40 PM: "Whose name was possibly John”

Eevee Reborn 6:41 PM: "Yes it did. You murdered this entire conversation”

Eevee Reborn 6:41 PM: "/Him\ > Tyler”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:43 PM: "AM I A JOKE”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:43 PM: "GIVE ME THE COLOR, GOD”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "who is /him?”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "oh wait”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "you mean /Patrem?”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "/he\ is the one true father”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "that's right”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "it's /me\”

Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "oh my lord I am not allowed to type this demons true name completely”

Xenquility 6:44 PM: "/he\ is /papi\”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:45 PM: "You are all my children, and I love you equally”

Erika_XP💚 6:45 PM: "He is a purple fart cloud if ever I saw one”

Eevee Reborn 6:46 PM: "Ok, someone kick this chick”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "i'm not spookin anymore just to letyou know”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "but like”

/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "i can't get blinded by the light out of my head aaaaa”

ARGdov 7:24 PM: "Patrem is Daddy”

ARGdov 7:24 PM: "take me daddy”

ARGdov 7:24 PM: "make me your bitch and take over my body oWo”

otherLiam 11:53 PM: "on the left is greth, on the right is patrem”

Xenquility 12:01 AM: "Happy undecim nocte”

Xenquility 12:01 AM: "Seeya in the morning”

otherLiam 12:01 AM: "oh shit u rite”

otherLiam 12:01 AM: "time for shit to go down”

Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":jack_o_lantern:”

otherLiam 12:02 AM: "No.”

otherLiam 12:02 AM: "Bad.”

Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":jack_o_lantern: “

Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":ass:”

otherLiam 12:02 AM: ":crikMad:”

Wolfcat 12:03 AM: ":confounded: “

Wolfcat 12:03 AM: ":ass:”

otherLiam 12:03 AM: ":octoYAM: "ERO:”

Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "I will not be able to sleep a bit for at least the next 24 hours”

otherLiam 12:04 AM: ":lytWIPED:”

Wolfcat 12:04 AM: ":hand: :dork: :hando:”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: ":ass:”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: ":turboass:”

otherLiam 12:05 AM: ":crikPls::crikNo::jack_o_lantern:”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "when your ass has an ass”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "i think ive seen some furry art like that actually”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "im not a furry tho”

otherLiam 12:05 AM: "wolf be like”

Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "damn rl shiki”

ADULT_LINK 12:05 AM: "where are those plsno emotes from?”

otherLiam 12:06 AM: "criken”

Xenquility 12:06 AM: "what's a criken”

otherLiam 12:06 AM: "a streamer/youtuber”

Wolfcat 12:06 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gckgKU7cQw”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "weird, i thought i was in crikens discord”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "wait”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "i am in his discord”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "what”

ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "where are his emotes”

otherLiam 12:07 AM: "https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-nXNfBTznE”

Wolfcat 12:07 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ryq8ffVFz0”

Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Good luck today Tyler @IIIII :green_heart:”

otherLiam 12:08 AM: "twewy’s ost is so good”

Xenquility 12:14 AM: "@Wolfcat Did you change the channels name”

Wolfcat 12:15 AM: "yea”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "K good”

Wolfcat 12:15 AM: "cause all the others have emojis”

otherLiam 12:15 AM: "Are we dead”

otherLiam 12:15 AM: "is this hell”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "We're not dead”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "We're still in the dreammmm”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "Anyways gtg sleep”

Xenquility 12:15 AM: "Cya”

otherLiam 12:15 AM: "guys yugi got us”

Wolfcat 12:16 AM: "do you want to know the truth behind yugi's identity?”

otherLiam 12:16 AM: "How much do you know about runes?”

Wolfcat 12:16 AM: "spell his name backwards”

ADULT_LINK 12:17 AM: "iguy”

Wolfcat 12:18 AM: "he is a guy”

PAKO 2:05 AM: "wolfcat is here again”

otherLiam 2:05 AM: "we noticed”

PAKO 2:05 AM: "me not haha”

ADULT_LINK 2:26 AM: "its almost like he never even left”

Jos 2:38 AM: "Tbh”

Jos 2:38 AM: "The canibal part was the funniest”

otherLiam 3:07 AM: "dov’s reaction was priceless”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "Whoopsies I think I was posting in the wrong channel”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@Mediom Loli Snek Hello there are you excited about 11/11 today? I can't wait to figure out how Tyler will get out of this one!”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@ADULT_LINK how about you?”

Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@Scrublord your name made me giggle and I can't believe it is basically 11/11 now and no one is talking about anything”

ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "yeah i'm interested in whats gonna happen”

ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "hopefully i dont sleep until 5 PM: " again tho”

ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "wait shit i have a lawyer i'm gonna be talking to so i cant really do that”

Erika_XP💚 3:50 AM: "A lawyer? Are things well in your life?”

ADULT_LINK 3:52 AM: "oh yeah you're new”

ADULT_LINK 3:52 AM: "on halloween my freinds and i got hit by a drunk driver” 

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "I know that is horrible I have known so many people who have died in auto accidents”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "Well from my heart I am happy to know you after the fact rather than just as a line of text on a wiki.”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "someone linked me the wiki earlier and I have been reading a little bit”

Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "I think I actually saw your name in it earlier”

ADULT_LINK 3:58 AM: "yeah , i've been around in the community for a long time”

Erika_XP💚 3:59 AM: "How long have you known Tyler?”

ADULT_LINK 4:01 AM: "i have a horrible memory, but i think around like. 2015? idk”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I feel like I have known Tyler forever even though I just started watching him for abou”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "Oh wow”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "For a moment I was worried I was being challenged in my love for Mr.Silentdork however then I realized”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "Well never mind I wont say that, that would be silly >///>”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I will say this I bet I have seen more silentdork videos than you”

Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I have so many things prepared to alert me when something happens on his channel”

ADULT_LINK 4:05 AM: "...huh”

ADULT_LINK 4:05 AM: "kindof a bold thing to bet but yeah, i've missed quite a few videos so, maybe”

Erika_XP💚 4:07 AM: "Would you like to see a secret silent dork video I bet no one has ever seen?”

ADULT_LINK 4:07 AM: "sure”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "I dont often share these when I have them because I always assume he must be hiding them for a reason”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "Or that regiminis or one of his friends might have placed a curse of some kind on it for all I know”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8up-ngPKZw”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "Some people got to see this one but I bet you did not”

Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "It was pretty spooky ^^”

ADULT_LINK 4:10 AM: "oh yeah i remember that one”

ADULT_LINK 4:10 AM: "i liked a few of the comments on that, so i know i've seen it before”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "Alright I was just playing around on that one.”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9qHHiBTq0U”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "This one is a bit more secret I think based on the numbers”

Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "I bet you never saw this!”

ADULT_LINK 4:13 AM: "hmm”

ADULT_LINK 4:13 AM: "not sure if i remember this one, but i know at the very least the group has seen it, theres a translation of the ciphers by our youtube channel in the comments”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "I know I must have something you all do not”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "I thought I was just some weird girl who really likes Tyler

but I guess I should have expected there to be people out there who know what the important things are in life”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "Alright I feel weird about sharing this one because it kind of spooks me a bit”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "but I just want to make sure its as secret as I kind of thought it was”

Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAZW2Co15Bk”

ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "oh my god is that one of the old roblox videos”

ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "haha nice i almost forgot about those”

Erika_XP💚 4:21 AM: "Roblox?”

ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "yeah, the thing in the video is a roblox map with a lot of filters on it”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "Oh I just was not sure what roblox was at first”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "Please see through this. He always does this kind of thing to throw everyone off. It happened once before back in april 2012. There is always Methods to the madness. This is one of the only times I think I of the 3 will be able to speak without my symbols the way I had to set them up. Please stay alert.”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "He said this to someone in a comment”

Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "But I cant be sure what it means or if it is him for real”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "huh.”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "i wonder if some of those old videos have any relevance to the ||||| stuff”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "wait that was from a few months ago”

ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "god july feels like ages ago, i dont remember what was going on in the arg back then at al lmao”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "Oh darn I was going to get one he had unlisted from a really really long time ago but now its set to private. I am sure I have it downloaded somewhere but Im out on my laptop right now.”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "oooo”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "I have one thing I could share”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: ">.>”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "<.<”

Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "but this is special to me”

ADULT_LINK 4:36 AM: "i've got a few unlisted vids bookmarked from when ooc tyler was really into monika from ddlc”

Erika_XP💚 4:37 AM: "If I show this video I will have to delete it afterwards because I want to keep it kind of secret and special in my heart for a little while longer”

ADULT_LINK 4:38 AM: "ooh?”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "ok I am nervous”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "But also sad because he turned the chat off so you cant see what was said”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "But also relieved because I think I would die if anyone saw what I said”

Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "Ok Ill post it for a moment”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "oh dude i remember that fuckin stream”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "i complimented his shirt”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "or, at the very least one of the other streams from that day”

ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "i think there were a few tests?”

Erika_XP💚 4:42 AM: "I jumped in and I think he was testing out how to make it work and then I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TALKING TO ME WHEN I CAME IN AND STARTED TALKING IN THE CHAT”

Erika_XP💚 4:42 AM: "AAASASDFDASFASDFA”

ADULT_LINK 4:43 AM: "nice :thumb:”

Erika_XP💚 4:44 AM: "I love his voice so much I bet when he sings in private it sounds gorgeous.”

Erika_XP💚 4:44 AM: "Or atleast I imagine he sings in private”

Scrublord 6:03 AM: "I know this is late but”

Scrublord 6:03 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317446131586170880/508079274398449666/68747470733a2f2f63646e2e646973636f72646170702e636f6d2f6174746163686d656e74732f3331373434363133313538.gif

Erika_XP💚 6:21 AM: "@Scrublord hello there it was just me saying your name gave me a little giggle”

Scrublord 6:21 AM: "Ok lol”

Erika_XP💚 6:22 AM: "Are you a big fan of silentdork?”

Erika_XP💚 6:22 AM: "More importantly @Scrublord have you ever spoken to tyler before? I think I kind of did once, not counting yesterday when I think he might have been possesed or something.”

Scrublord 6:24 AM: "Well kind of yea”

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "the original title of this video from when i bookmarked it is "Sick ass remix for that nigga scrub"

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZl4NAcDNg”

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "so”

ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "lmao”

Scrublord 6:26 AM: "XD”

Erika_XP💚 6:26 AM: "Oh wow Tyler is friends with you?!”

Scrublord 6:26 AM: "Well yes”

Erika_XP💚 6:26 AM: "You are basically famous in my eyes”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "Epic lol”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "OMG THAT VID”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "XD”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "I just remembered XD”

Scrublord 6:27 AM: "Wait did he made it lore lol?”

ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "honestly this is still my fav pic of tyler”

ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "nah i dont think that video is canon at all, i just bookmarked it cuz i figured it'd be funny in the far future”

ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "guess i was sorta right?”

Erika_XP💚 6:29 AM: "He is such a cutie >//>;”

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "It definitely is lmao”

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "Anyways you seemed like a huge fan @Erika_XP💚 “

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "Idk if you already saw it but here's a JID related thing I made 2 years ago”

Scrublord 6:29 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9AHUEbigHM”

Erika_XP💚 6:33 AM: "@Scrublord I just laughed so hard I think I woke people up”

Scrublord 6:34 AM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 6:40 AM: "Sorry if I am bothering you a lot but what was the last thing Tyler said to you @Scrublord ? Was he Angry like he was here yesterday?”

Erika_XP💚 6:40 AM: "I am trying to decide if he is possesed or something”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "I haven't talked to him for a while now”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "But I think he is”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Usually he's chill af”

Erika_XP💚 6:41 AM: "How was he last time he spoke to you?”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Well this is the last thing he said”

Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”

Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "wat”

Scrublord 6:42 AM: "He was about to tell me a secret code to rekt Kevin or some shit”

Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "WAIT WHAT!?”

Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID WORD FOR WORD”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "But then he's just gone”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "This is a few months ago but here's what he said”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "in telling you this you have learned something that will truly be one of the final puzzles to all of this”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "I used to straight up log in and tell these people I loved them on a semi daily basis”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "this bond and the ones that extend across all of the spans of hubris and without it”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "will call the magic that can break this curse”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "that much I know”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "We are nearing the end of a decade”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "a decade plagued by a darkness we have had a great joy in fighting

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "it will come to an end and we will enjoy again a golden time”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "this secret I have told you”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "carry it with you my compatriot, I feel you will know in your heart when is the right time to reveal it to them if you follow this journey”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "should you so desire”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "most importantly of all”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "nigga I am about to tell yo ass the secret code to fucking reck kevins shit because no one figured it out”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "all these fucking years”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "and oh my fucking god I am still dying that no one ever came close to stumbling onto this after like 6 fucking years”

Scrublord 6:43 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”

Erika_XP💚 6:45 AM: "ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?”

Scrublord 6:45 AM: "Yes”

Scrublord 6:45 AM: "But I haven't heard from him since”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "@everyone”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "wait oh god”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH NO I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "I AM SO SORRY”

Scrublord 6:46 AM: "But this was ages ago”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH GOD OH GOD”

Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH GOD”

Scrublord 6:46 AM: "The message was from 08/09/2019”

Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "IM SORRY FOR DOING THAT EVERYONE PING I WAS JUST REALLY EXCITED”

Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "Oh”

Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "I dont know why I was expecting a rush of anger to come forth”

Scrublord 6:48 AM: "Well idk what I just said and idk if Lunar Children or Kevin or some shit might come after me now”

Scrublord 6:48 AM: "Imma go load my Glock and go exercise now”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "You sound like such a adventerous lad”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "Surely no match for my Tyler though. I doubt you battle cults, but you must be a very cool person for him to consider you a friend and tell you something that amazing.”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "I just realized I think the @ everyone feature just does not work”

Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "I feel like people should know this”

ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "the ping didnt actually go thru, not everyone has @everyone perms”

ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "oh wait you just realised that”

ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "shit i'm slow”

Scrublord 6:53 AM: "Im normally just a shitposter but I joined the ID because I was working on a case of my own about my sister”

Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "by this I do not mean @everyone I mean the thing scrub just told me Tyler said”

Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "Oh no what happened to your sister”

Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "is she faring well?”

Scrublord 6:54 AM: "She just posted some weird codes on Twitter and I asked the ID to help me crack the code”

Scrublord 6:54 AM: "Don't worry it isn't related to JID”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "Well I'll still worry for you because I assume tyler must care about you too”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "@Upd8”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "through process of elimination I think I worked out a logic in my head that explains this must be what is here in place of @everyone”

Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "this scrublord man is very important and Tyler was trying to tell him how to beat Kevin who I always had a feeling was really regiminis”

Scrublord 7:11 AM: "Well he really do, and vice versa for me”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "@Scrublord I have to get to bed its getting kind of late. But I am glad I got to speak to you and learn what I did.”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "I hope I get to talk to you again soon”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "doctor: you have 2 seconds to live”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "Me:”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4&feature=youtu.be”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "plays this video twice”

Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "sorry I just wanted to be goofy for a moment”

Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Why the hell was upd8 @'d””

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Lol”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Also mornin pals”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "How r u xen”

Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Top o the mornin to ya”

Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Not bad. You?”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Fine”

Densgivin 8:27 AM: "I just had breakfast and goin back to sleep”

Xenquility 8:28 AM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 8:42 AM: "@Xenquility I am unable to sleep and I will tell you it was because I had a powerful revalation regarding Tylers situation”

Erika_XP💚 8:42 AM: "@Scrublord can tell you more”

Xenquility 8:43 AM: "What uh... "Revelation" did you have?”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "in telling you this you have learned something that will truly be one of the final puzzles to all of this”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "I used to straight up log in and tell these people I loved them on a semi daily basis”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "this bond and the ones that extend across all of the spans of hubris and without it”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "will call the magic that can break this curse”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "that much I know”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "We are nearing the end of a decade”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "a decade plagued by a darkness we have had a great joy in fighting”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "it will come to an end and we will enjoy again a golden time”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "this secret I have told you”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "carry it with you my compatriot, I feel you will know in your heart when is the right time to reveal it to them if you follow this journey”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "should you so desire”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "most importantly of all”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "nigga I am about to tell yo ass the secret code to fucking reck kevins shit because no one figured it out”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "all these fucking years”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "and oh my fucking god I am still dying that no one ever came close to stumbling onto this after like 6 fucking years”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”

Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "I am to be made to understand Tyler said this”

Xenquility 8:44 AM: "Yeah that happened months back”

Xenquility 8:44 AM: "iirc”

Densgivin 8:44 AM: "nig”

Erika_XP💚 8:45 AM: "Yes thats what he said but This is news to me”

(...)

Erika_XP💚: "Ew”

ARGdov: "shit are we talking about illustrations of people we wanna fuck”

Wolfcat: ""people"”

Wolfcat: "but yes”

/Mr. Circle\: "haha wolf wants to fuck something that isn't a person”

steve solothies: "Hello”

steve solothies: "my fall over”

Wolfcat: "not you steve”

Wolfcat: "what fell over”

steve solothies: "myself”

Wolfcat: "oh damn”

Xenquility: "Why'd he leave lmao”

Wolfcat: "he fucking died“

Xenquility: "Sucks to be him”

Erika_XP💚: "What an odd lad”

Xenquility: "Excuse me he identifies as a woman”

Wolfcat: "ok now you are LITERALLY assuming his gender”

Wolfcat: "shit i did too”

DensO Burton: "Hey”

Erika_XP💚: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453310624076922899/643286223200452618/oh_no.JPG”

Wolfcat: "is that u”

Xenquility: "Excuse mr”

Xenquility: "I LATERALLY assumed it”

DensO Burton: "Lol”

Xenquility: "Not literally”

Erika_XP💚: "lol no I just wanted to post this face I found because I thought it was silly”

Wolfcat: ">mr”

yoshi: "wat”

Wolfcat: "at it again”

Xenquility: "*me”

Erika_XP💚: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31mUOYTL3U”

Erika_XP💚: "https://youtu.be/U31mUOYTL3U?t=158”

DensO Burton: "Oh god no”

Erika_XP💚: "right here actually”

Wolfcat: "god i used to make this same exact shit as a kid”

Wolfcat: "literally just making faces in front of the camera”

Erika_XP💚: "I found this serching for silent dork lol”

DensO Burton: "That's literally a SILENT doRK”

Wolfcat: "cool”

DensO Burton: "Oh god”

yoshi: ":HyperParty:”

Erika_XP💚: "Hello there yoshi”

DensO Burton: "SPIT OUT THE BONE”

DensO Burton: "headbangs”

Erika_XP💚: "I bet no one in here is as big a fan of silentdork as me”

Deadhead: "Sure lol”

Erika_XP💚: "Is that a challenge?”

[jaehyunsboomvocals]

Part 3

After meeting the rest of mx and hanging out for a while, it was time for the boys to leave and everyone started saying their goodbyes ... tris had waited for woohyun and soyou to say their goodbyes to ki before she went up to him.. ash and lala had already left and were waiting outside in the car for her .. The other guys were now alone and mingling amongst themselves and tris had no more reasons to stall her goodbye. .. ki pulled tris in for another hug.. it was one of her favs.. the hug where she couldn’t breathe... the hug that said i dont want to say goodbye to you... tris felt the tears fill up in her eyes.. "you have no idea how proud i am of you kihyun... nothing makes me happier than seeing you up on stage doing what you love...”

Ki finally let go and tris wiped her tears "yah do you need me to personally bring food and shove it down your throat or are you going to eat more from now on… " tris scolded ... ki smiled "you know i like food best when you feed me" "dont be cute with me yoo kihyun... absence has made your smile lose its effect" that was not true at all .. no amount of time apart could ever change the way his smile warmed her heart... "I should get going now ... ill call you tomorrow okay" tris held onto ki’s hand until the very last moment when he left her at the door and patted her head goodbye..

And there it was again .. that feeling of not being able to breathe...

Ki closed the door once tris left and came back to find the 6 guys giving him the ooooh you just held a girls hand look... ki simply ignored them and started getting ready to leave... holding tris' hand was different than holding other girls’ hands...  he had been holding her hand since they were babies.. As they grew older, most people thought they were a couple, because it was so natural for them to hold hands . he liked the feel of her fingers in his, the softness of her skin, the way that they were small enough to fit inside his... whenever they sat together... he would instinctively take her hands in his... Even though ki thought his hands were fat and ugly, tris liked how warm they kept her cold hands…

Hyungwon, who had been watching the whole goodbye went up to ki. “Yah kihyun-ah, how come you never told us how cute tris was?” All the guys looked at hyungwon and then back at kihyun before they added in their comments of how he was trying to keep her all to himself. Ki had always thought tris was cute but somehow it had gone over his head that other guys would feel that way too… “But I have our picture frame in my room, you have seen her before” Ki responded… “yah pabo-ya, you guys were like 15 in that photo and all that showed us was she’s stronger than you” Ki hadn’t realized that the picture he had of the two of them was from so far back… It had been a good memory even though it was one of the worst days… it was a photo of tris carrying him on her back... He could still remember the way her hair smelled while she carried him… Ki was known for his sense of smell and no matter how many times tris had changed her shampoo over the years, her hair always had a distinct scent to him…

Tris and Ki had grown up with soccer nets in their backyards because of their dads…  So it was no surprise when ki had joined his school’s soccer team…

When ki turned 15, soccer became more prominent in his life… his team had a big game coming up and ki had been practicing in his back yard every day after school… so much so, that he didn’t even have time to hang out with tris… On the particular day the photo had been taken out… Ki was getting more and more anxious about the upcoming game… woohyun and soyou were not home as yet and ki had decided to go to the soccer field at school to practice… in his state of mind, the only thing he took to the field was his soccer ball, leaving his cellphone behind with no note regarding his whereabouts…

Tris had been in her room the whole afternoon catching up on 2pm and shinee… they had debuted that year and had become her fav groups… she used to keep telling ki that he had to become main vocal when he became an idol because her biases of the two groups were the main vocals… She started editing songs so that only the main vocals’ parts were left and would give it to ki to listen… “If you can sound like my loves when you debut, you will have every girl’s heart” Tris had said to him… From that moment on, ki focused more on becoming a main vocal rather than just another vocal in an idol group… At about 8 pm, in the middle of practicing the dance to replay, bora had yelled for tris to come downstairs… Soyou and woohyun were in the lounge with bora and dongwoo, worried looks on all their faces… “Tris, do you know where woohyun is, soyou thought he was here with you but I told her that he hasn’t been over here in the past week” bora asked tris hoping she would give a response that would bring relief to everyone… “He didn’t tell me he was going anywhere, did you try calling him” tris could see the look of disappointment of the parents’ faces. “His cell is in his room and the battery is dead, he usually leaves a note if his battery is dead, he’s never just gone off like this alone… he’s normally with you when he disappears for long periods of time” Soyou had begun to tear up as she spoke…

Tris stood there for a while in shock… she knew where ki was pretty much every second of his life… even if he hadn’t told his parents he was going somewhere, he would have definitely told her… “Let me call the guys from school and see if anyone knows anything” After many phone calls to all the friends she could think of, tris went back downstairs to find the mother’s chatting amongst themselves after the fathers had gone out to look for him… The first thing tris did before anything else was go next door, she went up to ki’s room and could not find anything that would tell her where he could be… She then went into the backyard and that’s when she started running as if she knew exactly where he was at this very moment… By the time tris had reached the school, she had realised that this was the first time she was out alone at night by herself and she probably shouldn’t have run all this without telling someone… The school was dark and spooky and tris had wished she had brought the baseball bat she kept in her room… She made her way down to the soccer grounds and when she got there her heart sank… Across the field lying on the floor was kihyun… tris felt like she was going to collapse but she somehow gathered up all her energy and used it to make her legs move… Kihyun was lying on the floor in only his shorts and a tshirt one of the coldest nights… By the time tris had gotten to him, her eyes were full of tears… “Ohhh wasseo” Ki smiled at her… “what took you so long?” as if he had known all along she was coming… “What the bloody hell happened to you… do you know how worried everyone is” tris put her hoodie onto ki… Ki started wiping tris’s eyes… “mian, I came here a few hours ago to practice, the backyard felt too enclosed, I needed an open field… I forgot to leave a note, and then I tripped on the ball and sprained my ankle.. I tried to walk on one leg but I didn’t get very far before giving up knowing you would find me…” ki explained as he patted tris’ head…

“Let’s go before you die of hypothermia and I don’t get my ponies... get onto my back” tris carried ki all the way back to her home. Once they had arrived home, the parents had been too relieved to scold either of them… Ki didn’t want anyone but tris to carry him back to his room… Woohyun had taken a photo of them the moment tris stepped outside with ki on her back… and that had been ki’s favourite pic of them since that day…

“Yah, what are you day dreaming about” Hyungwon had brought ki back to reality… Hyung was keen to find out more info about tris since the moment he saw her… More than anything he wanted to ask ki why on earth he wasn’t dating her… Ki often told the guys stories that about tris or how much he missed her so they all knew how much she meant to him and assumed she was just another one of the guys to him… But after hyung saw her in person and realized she is most definitely not just another one of the guys, he didn’t understand why ki hadn’t seen her in that light… “So what is the deal with you guys? Why aren’t you dating” hyung asked directly… Ki was not surprised by this question… Half the school had wondered the same thing so it was not the first time he heard it…

“Why are you interested” Ki teasingly asked back to which hyung responded “Yeah I am, so I just wanted to make sure there’s nothing going on between the two of you before I do anything” Ki’s face went blank and he did not know how to go about reacting to this confession… Ki remembered the first time tris told him she had a crush on someone apart from celebrities… they were 13 years old… and there was a new boy who joined their class… all the girls were fascinated by him and soon enough they all had crushes… ki never liked the new guy, he had no idea why because he didn’t know the guy and he had done nothing to ki, but he never liked him… Her next crush came at age 15, he was a close friend in kihyun’s soccer team… She had told ki she liked this boy and asked him if he thought he liked her too… kihyun was not happy about playing cupid, he blurted out to the guy that tris liked him and she only came to soccer matches to watch him and she had pix of him in her room… Ki made it seem like she was obsessed with him and scared the poor guy off before even finding out if he liked her too… At the next game, tris tried talking to that guy, and he avoided her.. she eventually cornered him in the school hallway one day which just freaked him out more after ki’s story.. and he told her what ki had told him… tris was beyond furious… it was the biggest fight she and ki ever had… she did not understand why he made up those lies about her but ki insisted that guy was exaggerating his story… Tris had her first bf when ki had left home to become a trainee… Ki never got a chance to meet him but instantly disliked him the moment tris told him shes dating… That relationship ended after 3 months when the guy cheated on her… The worst part about being away from tris during his trainee years was that he couldn’t be there for her first break up… It was a while since ki had this feeling again. That feeling he had every time tris told him she liked a guy…

“Jinjja, tris joah, wae, you don’t even know her?” Ki blurted out… Hyung laughed, “pabo-ya, that’s why im asking, because I am interested in getting to know her… unless you mind” Ki wasn’t sure if he minded or not… Why would he mind his best friend dating one of his mx bros? Surely that should have made him happy… Hyung is one of the best guys he knew. He would make tris happy… Tris would make him happy… tris would make anyone happy… suddenly ki felt selfish… wanting to be the only one who tris made happy…

“Aigoo, where does your mind keep going” hyung yelled out… “If you don’t want me to date her just say so” …ki wanted to tell hyung he could date tris but he would need her back before shes 35 because they have a pact to get married if they are both still single… but he couldn’t manage to get those words out… al he wanted to say to hyung was that he didnt want him to date her at all let alone until she’s 35…

It was tris’ 16th birthday and she had been the only one out of her friends who was single… “sooo what did you wish for” ki had asked after the party was over and they were sitting on her bed opening gifts… ki and tris knew about the telling a wish wont make it come true theory but they had decided that this didn’t apply to them… “This years’ is really silly, but I was desperate, I wished I could get a bf so I didn’t have to be a 3rd wheel anymore” Ki shook his head… “You know how precious these wishes are and you are wasting them on stupid guys”… “I know, but I figured it’s time for me to stop wishing for you to become a singer or wishing for things I want since you are going to eventually buy everything for me when the first part comes true…I know I’m still young but sometimes I feel like Im never going to meet a guy who likes me and then I can’t have my fantasy wedding because I’ll be the only single person left on earth” ki took tris’ hands in his and looked into her eyes… “if we are both single when we are 35, I will marry you okay… and yes I will wear a pink suit to our wedding crazy girl”…

“if I told you not to date her, would you listen”… ki asked hyung… “I would listen if you liked her, not because you didn’t want me to date her. I know if you had to choose between the 6 of us, who you would want to date her, I would probably not be the top pick” hyung said rolling his eyes… “Ahh hyungwon-ah, you wouldn’t just not be the top pick, you would be last on the list, actuall no you wouldn’t be on the list at all, she can date the other 5” ki teased… “So you would be okay with one of us dating her then? Im going to ignore my ranking… look can you just talk to her and let me know if she wouldn’t mind you giving me her number.. if she’s not interested then I will let it go… but will you ask her for me? Say NO kihyun. Tell him you don’t want to ask her. Speak dammit speak. Ki’s thoughts seemed to be the only part of him able to say anything.. “Okay I’ll speak to her…”

Tris, lala and ash were on their way back to their campus dorm. Tris had been silent since they entered the car while ash and lala went on about how amazing monsta x are… Tris thought about the saying out of sight out of mind… this was the least accurate thing she had ever heard of… why would you forget a person who is no longer around… you would just miss them even more… Absence makes the heart grow fonder.. now that was something tris could relate to… Tris’ phone rang… “aww missing me already” tris said to ki on the other end of the line.. “you know I never stop missing you crazy girl” ki had replied… tris tried to get out the words ‘me too’ but she couldn’t. “What are you doing next monday, I’m going to be alone at the dorm, the boys have individual schedules and plans so I thought maybe you could visit, I know you have been dying to see how I live” Tris opened up her day planner hoping her Monday was empty… “I am available; well I have a lecture in the morning so I will come by straight after” tris said excitedly… “Ok I’ll see you then! Sleep well tris, saranghae” The rest of kihyun’s week seemed to drag along. He was going to hang out alone with tris after months. He kept planning what they were going to do,, what food they were going to eat, what topics he needed to discuss with tris. One of those topics he just wasn’t keen on at all.

Monday had finally come along. Tris spent the entire lecture checking the clock counting down the minutes until it was over. She could not wait to see ki… it had been too long since they had a proper hang out sess… Tris got into the car and made her way to the mall… she had a few things she needed to pick up before she met ki…

Ki spent his morning home alone the usual way; cleaning up after the guys. Once he was done, he spent some time vocal training while he waited for tris to arrive… He was often told by people that he had received soyou’s singing talent since she used to participate in competitions as a child..

Tris however, told him that he definitely got his voice from his father… Ki liked that he was exactly like his father in terms of soccer and singing… he knew he took after his mother with regards to everything else… except those times when he did something that was a direct result of knowing tris… they clearly shared no genes but sometimes they were so similar it was freaky… Ki liked that he and tris were different people but so in sync… The pair never felt the emptiness of growing up without siblings because they always had each other…