#dont watch irl videos of people dying before bed y’all 💀

[ratlordsarah]

the dream I woke up from at 2pm

So I went to sleep at 7am which is what I’ve been doing these past couple of days, which is starting to make my dreams really strange now

Anyways the dream starts off as house from the goofy 2000s medical drama drags me and my sister out the door of our home to some random person’s house, where a random asian guy who doesn’t speak English is sitting there (also not his house btw) and according to house, me and my sister are both trapped there until we find a way to make “intestine spaghetti” or something

after an hour, the bowls just filled up with intestines and stuff (it was really gross 💀) and we gave it to the guy to see what would happen, and he gobbled it up like a goblin, and turned into Gordon Ramsay, in which this was apparently a trap or something

the person who’s home we are in is none other than will wood’s house, and then he saves us from house and Gordon ramsay

after that’s done, will let me play with one of his rats, which was snooter man (absolutely the most chill and chunky boi ever 😭)

anyways, after playing with snooterman for a while, the rat did what rats do and pissed on my shoulder, but it was all good because it was apparently magic liquid of some sort??? Idk what it did, will told me to not worry about it 😭

as we leave will’s house, we go outside to see a huge slide made of intestines that a bunch of kids are in a line to ride, and it is filled to the brim in blood soup btw. when it is my turn, Gordon Ramsay flags me down as he starts to sing let it go from frozen, and my middle school principal starts yelling at me about the bite of ‘87

anyways, I go into the intestine slide and I have to climb back out because it is literally just a big noodle full of thick blood you swim in, and you can’t even go down because of it

anyways, will invites me back to the house for a rat play date, because I have rats too, and they actually become great buddies

now I am walking down the street back to my house as California dreamin is playing and it literally looks like how it is described outside during the song, and it was fall, but it looked like a warm summer night

invisibill and big left hand guy are tryna hitchhike and ask me to let them in my car, except I am walking down the street, not in a car, but I didn’t wanna let the two down, so we act like we are in a car, walking as a trio down a country road, until the pizza people come and try world domination

I was thoroughly disappointed when I woke up to realize that 1. It’s 2pm, and 2. My little sister is the one who woke me up, by yelling and screaming to my whole family about how “she’s still sleeping” 😭

I feel like the intestine bit was heavily induced because from 4am to 6am, I was watching a butt ton of irl videos of people violently dying 😭

like… the dream wasn’t scary or anything, but it was really weird 🤷