#dont tell mom the babysitters dead

[blueikeproductions]

Reaction to the Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead remake. It… doesn’t look good, not that the original version was aces but it was at least competent? This feels like culmination of all the … questionable decisions made in modern entertainment and it’s getting roasted in the QRTs by everyone under the sun. As it should be. Maybe now we can finally go back to Animaniacs style light roast jokes.

[disarmluna]

[the-haunted-toybox]

[argyleteatime]

A Retrospective On Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead - As Watched as an Adult

1. The mom is horrible. She's leaving her 5 very unruly children, ages 7ish-17 alone so she can go to Australia for 2 MONTHS. Reason given: she needs a break. (Is the boyfriend who's paying for the trip going with? Does he live in Australia?)

2. She doesn't tell the kids they're having a sitter until literally the moment she's leaving. It is also some random old woman none of them have ever met before. The mom is the worst.

3. Where is this house? Is is across from some sort of paddock?

4. Nothing like dropping off an old woman's corpse at a funeral home and then continuing to drive her car around to stay under the radar.

5. All of these kids are awful.

6. As a child I thought Sue Ellen cleaning the lard bin out was the grossest thing ever, but really Sue Ellen just has no clue how to clean something.

7. The boss/Rose is a horrible judge of character.

8. As an adult, the impossible sounding task Rose give Sue Ellen when she starts makes perfect sense and is not so bad.

9. David Duchoveny's character and the receptionist are meant to be the bad guys, but they are correct on literally all of their concerns about Sue Ellen.

10. Sue Ellen is also awful, tying up the phone with personal calls, and shifting her work onto other people.

1. Why does she take all of the money from petty cash when she can't actually pay that much back?

12. These children are horrible.

13. 1990s high-tech technology is amazing.

14. I definitely owned those blank Maxwell VHS tapes for recording stuff off tv.

14. How old is the brother with the girlfriend? 12?

15. All of the outfits that Sue Ellen unveils at the big show (using her teenaged friends as models) at the end are super sexualized and creepy in hindsight.

16. Hot Dog truck guy driving past her house (where there is clearly an event going on) and professing his love for her/how they need to work it out over a loud speaker is not charming. Red flags, Sue Ellen , red flags.

17. In the end Sue Ellen demonstrates that her siblings could be brought in line, so back to #1, the mom sucks.

[everythingisawayoflife]

watching a movie just bc ur favorite little meow meow from another movie you’re obsessed with is peak girlhood

[balloondogz]

Austin Butler Headcannons🎸

-you’re his total passenger princess

-like if anyone was to sit in the passenger seat (your spot) he would definitely consider throwing hands

-he LOVEESSS your little interests

-he’ll watch all of your favorite movies, even if he doesn’t really understand why you like it so much

-he’s so needy and touchy

-he’s always grabbing you or holding you in someway, he doesn’t care if it’s in front of people or in public. He lives and loves to hold his girl

-if you’re struggling with what to wear, just ask him. He knows exactly what you look good in😉

-you guys have a favorite show you watch, weather it be friends, full house, the golden girls, anything really

-he thinks you’re the most angelic, perfect, prettiest thing to ever exist

-he secretly loves watching you perform *NSYNC and any boyband music video choreography all over the house.

-he loves holding you and watching Disney movies on the couch or in your bedroom

-he’s like obsessed with your ass and thighs, I can’t explain it but he LOVESSS them

-when you guys fall asleep(like I said he has to have a hand on you at all times) he’s either holding your ass while you’re cuddled up on his chest or he’s holding your thigh

-when y’all are in the car, he’s holding your thigh, or when y’all are eating at dinner, or at a fancy event, he’s always holding your thighs. He cant help it

-he always buys you sweet tea (or your favorite drink) at every gas station he goes to

-you guys love going on road-trips together, and you always end up falling asleep in the car because you feel safe with him

-he got you black, tan, and white mixed corgi for Christmas and you named him Elvis (after the mixed corgi named Elvis in Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead) or you can interpret you named him after actual Elvis too.

-austin swears up and down that you love that dog more than him

-austin will cook you anything you want at anytime because he loves his best girl🫶

-you and him go book & record shopping in the little shops in town together at least once a month

-you guys always go to a particular diner once a month, you guys are really close with the owner and get free chocolate cake and sweet tea every visit

-austin is very fascinated by you and he loves you more than you could ever know!

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Hiiiiii, for the antimatchup event♥️

1- I dont like people who don’t take care of their appearances or are too basic, that and who wants me to be like their mom in a sense that they expect me to cook their food, wash their clothes, remind them things and so on

2- An ick would be that lm “all or nothing” in a way that one day l can be suuuuuper sticky, sending them text and calls 24/7 and other time l completely ghost them~ it’s like, lm obsessed or l don’t care

Thank youuuu ♥️♥️♥️

My back is breaking from taking all of this dead weight A-a-a-all give, no-no-no-no take Do you even notice How easy you got this?

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴀʟʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ ᴇx ɪs…

ᴛᴀᴋᴇᴏᴍɪ

Takeomi was fine with the inconsistency in communication. He even took you out on great dates...sometimes (read: when he hit gambling). But he never listened to your concerns about his health and smoking habit. Really, those cigs were starting to age him, and for what? It wasn't charming. Fuck you weren't even the nagging type, but he just didn't take it seriously. You could only take the smell of stale cigarettes on his days old hoodie for so long. And he still leaned on you to keep the lights on because he couldn't be fucked to keep track of pay cycles. Ugh. At the end of the day, you were less of of a lover and more of babysitter. You can do so much better. You were right to dump his ass. Drop the dead weight.

Got a ᴅᴇᴀʟʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ? Tell me about it and I'll tell you your TokRev Ex.

[trash-nerd]

mom put on Dont Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead and uh

forgot David Duchovny looked like that in that movie

[abrahamshipwreck]

Finished WWDITS ate food (feels like too much) and watching Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, might look for Encino Man later.

Writing down more recipes, I am fastly approaching needing to find a new book/better way to organize but I dont like binders theyre too tall.

[film-book]

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Film Review: DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD (2024): Simone Joy Jones Lights Up a Successful Comedy Remake of an Iconic 1990's Film https://film-book.com/film-review-dont-tell-mom-the-babysitters-dead-2024-simone-joy-jones-lights-up-a-successful-comedy-remake-of-an-iconic-1990s-film/?feed_id=129755&_unique_id=661b0b272a118

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

apparently they remade dont tell mom the babysitters dead

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[dragpinkman]

opinion on blended movie . i have seen this movie way too many times against my will

because of this ask i started watching it for the first time so you're getting a fresh review 👍 im just going to add to this as i watch.

⚠️ LONG POST (sorry)

first 5 min its eh not too bad, honestly i watched one of the worst adam sandler movies ever last night so everything seems fine its like eating cheap canned soup after only eating rotten food for a day. i like drew barrymore generally so im some what optimistic for her character.

i spoke too soon, it is not improving. this plot is extremely predictable i can tell its enemies to lovers very fanfic troupe whatever everything doesn't have to be groundbreaking cinema but it feels lazy. it has quite a few good actors so thats a plus?

my least favorite bit so far is the 12 (?) year old boy with a crush on the babysitter. i know thats normal it happens but the whole way of addressing it is unfunny jerking off humor yk. also not a continuing thing but i thought the period jokes were strange bc they're just inaccurate, its strange to me that two actresses were backing up that tampon size correlates to pussy size and that when your older you stretch out, its literally that frank iero meme the what pussy size are you- i didnt know people actually believed that lol. also another thing thats very typical for these type of movies were the lesbian jokes about the main character and her friend, it felt like it was going on too long. the joke seems like a one off comment adams character would make not a 3 minute convo yk. i personally didnt find it offensive but it was just long and unfunny, to be fair last night i watched the most stereotype of a movie besides zohan so far.

ooo terry cruz hes in this one as well. i like him too so again i hope his character turns out ok. nothing really to say about them going to africa, very predictable and you immediately find out what happened no suspense. the boy jokes about his daughters are a bit strange, short hair on women is not uncommon in south africa? in 2015 which i assume is around when the movie takes place it wasnt a wild concept, a ton of south african women have short hair and every other hair length. i dont get it. anyways.

ok some american guy made the joke too. i think all these people are stupid, bella thorne just dresses casual and has short hair.

can you tell i forgot everyones names, this is not very memorable.

ew ew i hate the teen boy sorry. hes so eugh. putting on a fake accent and finding his mom hot, bro get help. atleast the people around him are calling him out on it but. 😐

NOOO THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE HER A "GIRL" MAKEOVER DAMN IT WHY. she likes it more thats fine but i hate when this always happens in movies I wish for once they'd do an opposite makeover where they go from feminine to masculine. she really just said "the boys at school think im a lesbian but not the hot kind". why does this movie have so many lesbian and "she looks like a man" jokes.

i cant believe im only halfway done. im really wondering the conflict of this movie, or does nothing happen?

her makeover is fine im glad she likes it but i still dont appreciate the casual clothes short hair slander smh. and why is adam sandlers character so mad like shes 15 bro let her figure herself out.

i feel like drew is doing a lot of motherly stuff and really getting close with the girls but adam did like one thing with one son so far.

the scenes with not a lot of talking and them just doing stuff isn't too bad, it kinda feels like a vacation ad ha.

ok hes doing a bit more now. the oldest boy is still so annoying sorry. its almost over right.

drew barrymore looks so pretty in that dress, and terry cruz has a nice singing voice. wow i think we aren't getting conflict. huh. where are they going to pull out an argument for this. wish i was stargazing rn.

ok i hit it i think, the conflict is just that he isn't ready to move past his dead wife? why cant they just wait. oh hi shaq.

ew wait no i hit the conflict, so her ex husband is insecure and lying. cool. sad adam leaving the house music. im cringing at her ex flirting with her blegh. can they just figure this out already he lied adam likes you get together the end.

slay adam and his kids showed up for the ball game. are they going to get past the misunderstanding yet. this part of the movie isn't too bad it could be the joy of only 7 minutes left.

why did the kids just call each others parents hot. ok.

yipee its the end thank you terry.

...

well its not the worst movie ive seen, but its not one i would rewatch either, it feels very early 2000s so im suprised it was made so recently. i would say overall its a 5/10 on the sandler scale, nowhere near as bad as zohan or ridiculous 6 but not as good as say bedtime story*.

*i wouldn't give that one a perfect rating or even an 8 but it falls on the better side of the scale rather than the negative

ok im done writing i wonder if this will be read to the end. hi if you are still reading 👋

[renklihayatlarcom]

Married With Children, Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, The Big Hit, Grand Theft Parsons ve Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy gibi projelerde rol aldıktan sonra yıldızlığa yükselen Christina Applegate son durumu herkesi üzdü...

[oldschoolteenflicks]

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) dir. by Stephen Herek