#dont tell him its a bug he'll scream!

[gam3bo1-movedagain]

jiang, annoyed by the sudden interruption, shoots hyejin an exasperated look. "don't tell me what to do," he snaps, but he stays still regardless, arms firmly planted on his sides. "what the fuck is it? is there something on my face?"

✷   ───   𝖼͟𝗅͟𝗈͟𝗌͟𝖾͟𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋  : @gam3bo1

💭⠀ . . .⠀ ♡⠀ ꒱ hyejin was listening to the other speak , but as soon as she sees a fucking massive bug stroll its way up the other person's arm , she's backing away + interrupting , “ don't— don't move . . . ”

[burgersnacksformax]

Tf2 mercs playing Lethal Company

Scout

Will laugh at you if you die and then proceed to get fuckin anhiliated immediately after

Spews the funniest shit when hes afraid and has genuinely tried flirting w one of the monsters to see if his "charm" would woo it

without fail when he finds a giant axel will go "yo get on my pipe". Nobody knows why he says it or how he came up with it.

Really bad at being the person commanding from the ship because he'll go "monster in the room on your left. No, the other left ! WAIT ITS COMING CLOSER GO TO THE ROOM ON THE RIGHT.. THE OTHER RIGHT !!!"

The second most annoying person to get his hands on a horn, with the first being Pyro.

Is actually good at figuring out how to deal with certain monsters, but is not as good at actually doing it

Soldier

Doesnt remember the names of the monsters and just calls them by names he made up, which confuses the shit out of everyone until they figure out which is which.

Tries to fight every single monster and only wins half of the time.

Gives motivational speeches inside the ship

adores using walky talkies so he can use military terms.

Hes a real team player you can rely on, but has died several times because he refused to leave behind any of his mens corpses.

Is really bad at making parkour jumps but refuses to accept defeat and then falls to his death every time

Pyro

Insists on buying a shovel every time so they can run blindly into the darkess and beat the shit out of monsters.

They honestly dont even know you can scan stuff theyll just run in guns blazing.

100% stepped onto a landmine like "oh whats this do ?"

Tried to befriend the bug mafia and fucked the whole team over by giving the bugs all the loot in the facility.

Also never give them a horn.

Likes to sing along to the ice cream truck song

Heavy

nobody ever knows if hes died or if hes still alive cause he doesnt fucking talk.

He jumpscares people usually on accident

Is very brave and will be the one to take the lead if everyone is bickering or too afraid.

Gives very clear instructions from the ship

Just enjoys seeing everyone have fun.

Reads the bestiary thoroughly and loves scanning creatures just so he can read about them later

Demoman

the glue of the team honestly

he doesnt take it very seriously so he dies a LOT and makes the best fucking screams as he goes out.

Loves using stun grenades and then beating the crap out of enemies with Pyro.

Really good at giving directions from the ship but he hardly ever does it cause hes constantly chasing the serotonin high of collecting loot.

Sings when hes scared.

Has been chased by the ghost girl several times and then gaslit into thinking he's just going insane

Engineer

Likes learning abt the monsters' attack patterns and figuring out how to deal with each one of them.

Will advise everyone with well thought out plans which always fall apart when everyone inevitably scatters in terror.

Found a stop sign and likes hitting monsters w it and telling them to "stop it".

Will say the weirdest southern shit when he's scared.

Works quite well with Medic cause they both like to come overprepared, so they tend to tag team while everyone else runs off

Medic

Has a fucking tierlist of every item in the shop, and impulse buys if its on sale.

Uses most of his inventory slots for equipment to "be prepared" and then cant carry back loot.

Died at the company by ringing the bell 1000 times.

Enjoys giving commands from the ship and shit talking the others when they cant hear him.

Never shuts up so has died to eyeless dogs several times.

Becomes a top tier voice actor when playing this game due to The Horrors

Sniper

hates the game but is too prideful to admit it.

When giving commands on the ship, its all fun and games until someone doesnt listen to his advice about a certain room being dangerous, and he starts yelling at them thru the walky talky.

Insists on bringing a weapon of some sort but doesnt fucking use it bcs he will turn tail and run if there are any monsters.

Died by quicksand an embarrassing amount of times.

Has "accidentally" killed Scout with a shovel during "friendly banter"

Spy

honestly just loves to gaslight the shit out of people.

Will withhold information about if theres a monster when commanding from the ship, and then tell them at the last second just to hear the others scream through the walky talky.

Got scared once and screamed like a cat getting its tail stepped on, and ever since then they stopped playing because the game "encourages immature behaviour" and not because he doesnt wanna make a fool of themself

[class-1b-bull]

What are your head cannons for kamakiri?

Ik he has had like 5 minutes of screentime, but that doesn't stop me from obsessing over him

I just think he's angry and neat :))

I honestly adore Kamakiri sm! Im so glad you asked for this!

Heres some Togaru Kamakiri headcanons! <3

Hes very aggressive and hard to approach but he turns into an excited little kid if you ask him about bugs (he tries to hide it tho)

He uses his quirk for cutting food instead of actual kitchen utensils. That habit has caused way to many problems in the past.

I feel like he would really be into wood carving.

I mean he has a nick (idk how to spell it lol) for carving things and the blades of his quirk can be different shapes so... idk i just think hed be good at it.

Hes very loud and brash but thats why I think he would be a good therapist. Like imagine your telling him about some problem in your life and he just screams "Bitch what?!" At the top of his lungs XD

He really likes playing call of duty and other games like that.

Not because he likes first person shooter games but because he likes to cuss out 12 year olds in the lobby <3 its very therapeutic.

Other than that tho i cant see him playing many other videogames.

I feel like hes strangely good at chemistry and any other science class but don't ask him for help. He'll just say a bunch of words you dont know and you will learn litterally nothing.

Well versed in the language of plants and flowers but would rather die than let anyone know that.

Hes either an only child or the oldest of like 7 kids, no in between.

I dont think kids would like him very much because of his 'scary' appearance, hes not a vig fan of kids but stuff like that gets to him sometimes </3

He moves a lot in his sleep. Like he will fall asleep on his back in bed all nice and cozy and wake up in the fucking hallway somehow?!

Doesn't like the taste of coffee.

I litterally love him sm

Not proofread o7

[abombihoney]

PART TWO of its free kids au

spoilers long post etc

Kabbu's story is basically the same. except he's just like 9 years old. He does make it to defiant root, a nice beetle couple take him in.

Tragically, because i need a reason for Vi to be outside the hive, they are Aethina tumida. A kind of beetle that likes to eat young larvae and eggs of honeybees.

They are of course, perfectly capable of not doing that. They are basically just cannibals with a preference for bees lol. occasionally they pay a bee in the hive to smuggle out a larva and some eggs that won't be missed. Kabbu catches wind of this and is obv Not Down with Baby Murder, he manages to grab the larva and fucking Run For It.

He barely manages to make it across the lost sands. lucky for him, Elizant's ladybug ban just happened a few years ago, and the bandit problem isnt nearly as bad as it is in canon. He still doesnt get out unscathed tho.

He takes very good care of the larva, so good that she cocoons and pupates into a tiny but healthy young bee. Kabbu of course is estatic, in the north there's always a chance that larvae will pupate into lesser bugs. Because of this, in the north you don't name children until they've pupated. He names her Violet. The people that live in the outskirts know there's some kids rumaging through their stuff and they leave food out. but none of them can get the kids to come anywhere near them. So they put a posting out on the quest board. Of course, eventually Tannin and Muse get sent to investigate reported sightings of young beetle and bee in the outskirts. And they do eventually find Kabbu and Vi. They're both dirty and Kabbu's on the thin side. :(

Kabbu is fiercely protective of Vi. He won't let Tannin or Muse come near, even when they tell him they're explorers and they just want to help. He's terrified they'll take Vi to the hive and he'll never see her again. and he's taken good care of her! She's his little sister, he named her!

(Leif is already looking for a bigger house, Muse has told him all about them.)

Eventually, with lots of patience and lots of re-finding kabbu and vi, Tannin and Muse get the story out of Kabbu. And theyre like, appalled of course jesus christ.

So muse convinces Kabbu to let him and Vi come stay with her and her family while Tannin goes to the Hive to let them know they got cannibals in the city and also there's a little bee girl who was taken from the hive as a larva but she is Very Attached to a beetle who's probably being adopted Right Now. So they will also have to talk custody.

So the bees arrest the cannibals and send some ppl back with Tannin to evaluate Vi.

And at first Vi is fascinated. they're bees! Just like her! But the second she figures out that they want to separate her from Kabbu she FLIPS her SHIT.

She won't leave Kabbu's side. She'll scream and scream and scream.

The bees assert that she in fact, perfectly healthy, if small for her age. Great lungs. they can probably hear her in the hive. she's already lived with this family for a month at this point, and frankly, they dont have the facilities to raise her with the beetle. they'd have to break centuries of tradition and let the beetle inside the hive, or let her live in defiant root/the outer rings of the hive. Neither of which anyone is comfortable with considering someone(s?) have been smuggling children and eggs out of the hive.

so they make they work out a custody agreement with muse and leif. Vi stays with them for most of the year. During the moon of the harvest festival, Vi (and whichever family members escort her) will travel to the golden hills, where there is a decent bee population. She will stay there for one moon, and she will spend her days with the bees there, learning about their culture, how to fly, etc.

So Muse and Leif buy a bigger house. And they get Kabbu fed and comfortable enough that he starts molting and that repairs all the scuffs and cuts on his carapace. and he's a happy chubby little boy again

so NOW we have A HAPPY FAMILY

:DDDDDD

[firebuug]

49 and 28 w/ random/OC of ur choice 👀

under the cut because im a fan of writing 5 paragraph essays about ocs that only i will read THANK U KJJHljkfj sorry in advance

49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?

i spun a littol wheel and got gene. so heres gene.

- i dont think he has a most valued object in general, back when i was not afraid to be cringe as hell i gave him a bunny hat that he treasured bc oz gave it to him in college LOL but i dont. draw it anymore 😦 id say his plants. he names some of his plants after his friends and if they start to wilt he checks in on his friend to make sure theyre ok - he is sentimental but isnt a hoarder and if he has to make the decision to toss something that means smtng to him but Is objectively junk thats not good to hold onto, he will do it😔 - he doesn't rlly have anything he has to have on him other than like. his glasses LMAO or one of his masks outside, he just likes the privacy

also dropping skugs in here bc hes the only one i can think of w something for this but he has his scarf and it doesnt rlly have any backstory significance other than he got it when he was moving out to salem i think but its been on him as a comfort object since forever. only thing that hes consistently kept and did not burn up 😔

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

sorry im gonna answer this w/ a lot of them LMAO

- farrow and dexter are both the kind of guys to go “i dont have fears thats stupid”. but i think they both fear losing control a lot LMAO

- also dexter is afraid of coming to terms w change against Him. idk how to describe it but he used to be real high up in the salem food chain bc he is actually good at what he does and was very effective in persuading people to get on his side, but ever since he died and got brought back he kinda has to face the reality that he is not immune to everything and not everyone is afraid of him anymore 🥴 he doesnt rlly have control over the towns he goes to anymore and is now Struggling to get a grip back on fitting in seamlessly and acting normal! 😳

-when he is scared he tries to cover it up by being snarky or casual as he dips out if the interaction completely. when he cannot do that, he immediately shoves the responsibility onto another person to deal with and flees from whatevers scaring him if possible ^_^

- farrows big fear is actually bugs lol he just thinks theyre gross and is terrified of them crawling over him. does it come from being dead for 3 years and probably waking up with bugs in his clothes? idk you tell me!

- even tho he tries to act tough he is very cowardly and will scream and run from his problems if getting mad at them doesnt work. he tries to turn his fear into anger and violents ❤️ hes also afraid of losing control either in general or on his own life, which has already happened because he fuckin died and does not have a purpose anymore bc his one target of vengeance is heavily guarded. rip!

- oz's relationship with fear is kinda weird bc he's kinda learned to use his fear to motivate him to take down whatever's in his way, for whoever he's protecting's safety 😳 so he tends to put on a brave face as to not worry anyone, and use it to motivate him to tackle whatever's scaring him head on! if it's a losing battle tho he will take flight over fight and try to lead others away from it too jkdsghf hes very big on keeping others safe. i dont have a fear for him he just fears losing someone on his watch or hurting an innocent

- gene also tries to put on a brave face just not to worry anyone but he is not like oz in the sense that if being brave isnt working out he'll just start worrying and being scared visibly KJHF. finally a breath of fresh air. an oc who is not afraid to be afraid. his fear is dogs and werewolves