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drivers tier list (finally caved in)
#dont know why nyck is there#but i used a template of 2023 drivers so#he's just there i dont think about him ever#i expected to have more in the “kiss on the forehead” but#ig a lot of my loves arent even in f1 yet/arent the main drivers#f1#tier list
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The "Daniel is only hyped cause he laughs and smiles a lot" is genuinely the worst take you can have about this lmao.
Daniel Ricciardo is, along with Lewis, THE most recognizable face and name in motorsport outside of the F1 fans bubble. Therefore, he is extremely valuable in terms of marketability. He is also an 8-time race winner. For that to be dismissed and to say he's average as if the past 2 years erased all his accomplishments is insane lmao.
Being an accomplished driver AND one of the most marketable athletes in your sport makes you valuable as fuck.
#my post#and i am not a delulu daniel girlie lmao#i say it how it is#this move is gonna need to prove a lot#and i feel bad for nyck not getting anything from anyone#but the way some *max fans* are acting is sooo dumb lmao#you can not like him#you can think he's gonna flop whatever#but to dismiss his accomplishments and his power in the sport?#do you hear yourself? do you not know who he is?#i am a delulu max girlie and i go to war for him#but he is NOT on the same caliber of marketability#outside of dutchies and hardcore max fans#which is why max and daniel as a duo is so powerful cause they balance each other out#and daniel can bring out the best in max#the max we the hardcore fans get to see *very rarely* but others dont#come on now lmao#the think pieces are so weird#and the constant digs are also weird#you know you can black list his name#right???#ha ha so funny daniel flopped at mclaren ha ha yuki is gonna outperform#some of you need to learn when your jokes go from funny to annoying as shit
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WELCOME ALL DANNY FANGIRLS TO YOUR INSTALMENT OF DANIEL RICCIARDO’S DTS BREAKDOWN! 🍯🦡
I’m leaving this one open since you all skipped straight to this episode! (I waited and I don’t know how)😂
S6E9 (Three’s a Crowd)
GIF by @arturleclerc
DANNNNNNNNYYY BOYYY ��😍😍😍😍😍
He’s already laughing (god I love him)
‘Alright, what’s up?, Daniel Ricardo, this is season six drive to survive, and yes I’m back’ (fangirling HARD)
WAIT HE WAS IN SYDNEY, HE WAS IN FUCKING SYDNEY (why did no one tell me I would have called sick at work)
Daniel and Blake I really wish you went ahead with that podcast because you two are poetic chaos together
Cue another Daniel montage (they have his whole discography on file don’t they?)
He looks so fucking tried though
Logan and Alex talking about DTS frothing at the mouth about Daniel returning is the most factually, correct thing I’ve ever heard 😂
Logan: ‘All I know is the most excited people when Danny Ricciardo came back was Netflix.’
Alex: ‘I literally think they had to change their pants three times. I know the episode already. Let…let me run it through. Ready? Here we have Danny Ricciardo watching on the sidelines. “Yeah, it hurts to not be racing.” Then all of a sudden, pans to Nyck de Vries. Lock up. [imitates brakes screeching]. Off the track. Crash. Oh shit! Boom. Fast-forward. Silverstone. Test. Daniel Ricciardo. Super quick. [laughs] Danny looking at it like…big smile on his face. “It is what it is. You know?” [man]“I never left” “I never left. I’m back,baby. Honey Badger. Don’t give a shit.” (Hire him now DTS because he nailed that)
Fuck why they got to follow that shit with Zandvoort though
Daniel whoring about in his Enchante tattoo thigh high shorts
“Feels right. Feels good” (It sure does Danny is sure does)
EVERYONE LOVES DANIEL
And they get him straight to a photoshoot to whore him out
THEY DID NOT USE HIM WINKING IN THE INTRO (da fuck you lot doing? Give the people what they want)
Yes Christian 2025 prospect (he’s a shoe in ahh? See what I did there) 😉👟🍾
FUCK YOU MICAHEL ITALIANO (why is he getting air time) I’m glad he’s left F1
OHH NO OHH NO OHH NO NO NO NO NO NO
IM CRYING AGAIN. I CRIED WHEN IT HAPPENED AND IM CRYING AGAIN
Ohh they have his X-ray
Clairey bear
Cue Liam Lawson (I do love you but I missed Danny terribly)
The others telling Liam to be prepared (this is very welcome to our toxic work environment)
‘She doesn’t even go here’ (a Danica story)
Liam out qualifies all the red bull drivers (yes kiddo)
DANNY BACKS (SCREWS AND ALL) for engineering purposes only
Umm why are you hurting him? DONT TOUCH HIM! (Look yes I know it’s physiotherapy and he needs it. But I’ve broken my hand before the left one as well and driving a normal road car caused me to cry in pain so when I say don’t touch him I mean it)
I SWEAR TO GOD ZAK YOU STAY THEY HELL AWAY FROM HIM
Checo clips Yuki and he’s out (he probably thought it was Daniel trying to take his seat. It’s his in 2025 mate there’s no fighting it)
Ohh look Alpine with reliability issues (things you continue to see)
Yes DTS let’s show Russel’s crash from another angle 😂
POINTS FOR LIAM 🎉🥳
Are we positive he was in Sydney and not Perth?
Yes king SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT
Yuki GP time
Not Suzuka having Daniel, Yuki and Liam on all the banners
Poor Yuki being overwhelmed by the fans. I understand fans being excited but he’s cornered in the car and clearly doesn’t feel safe (and for Michael to be like it’s ok the fans are happy is actually the problem at hand. His and all the drivers safety has to come first and he point blank didn’t feel safe you arsehole Michael so it’s not okay)
Yuki honey it’s okay Liam not going to hit you
If we can’t have an Aussie a Kiwi will do
Liam finding out Daniel’s and Yuki are getting announced for 2024 🥺
Liam mate I’m sorry you deserve better
Mexi-coooooo
HES BACK BACK
Yes yes your P10 in the constructors (just you wait, just you fucking wait)
Checo out before turn 1 (its AUSGP all over again)
Ohh look another McLaren/Alpha Tauri incident 😤
No McLaren the plan is not to attack Daniel (haven’t you fucking done enough?)
P7 BABBYYYYYY
ENCHANTE, MON AMI
See your P8 now (told you to wait and see)
Yes Christian, Daniel did drive a good race (remember that and who didn’t)
Look at him and his little moustache
Will: ‘ I think this is only part one of a far wider story.’ (Yes 2024 season will be epic for Danny Ric)
#why wasn’t the Maxiel stroopwafel cameo included?#should have been called DTS KING RETURNS PART 2#or kill marry fuck (an alpha tauri story)#scriptwriting by Alex Albon#was Danny really in Sydney because I will cry#formula 1#f1#daniel ricciardo#blake friend#formula one#dr3#danny ric#my mclaren burn book#red bull racing#liam lawson#yuki tsunoda#fuck mclaren#fuck Michael Italian#and fuck Zak brown#with special guest Logan and Alex#the alpha male could have been a sick episode name just saying#the alpha male#alpha tauri
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rank the 2023 grid + danny, mick, and seb from least likely to most be a complete bridezilla like just nitpicking and micro managing the entire wedding weekend
okay so from least to most likely:
sebastian -> he is such a soft spoken guy and i think that he wouldn't care too much about the little details. its very much jim & pam where all that matters is that you're getting married.
fernando -> this man is so unserious. if he had it his way yall would've had a shotgun wedding in las vegas. he could careless about the details, he just wants to be married to you.
nico -> i actually am not sure if that man would have a coherent thought all weekend. he's just by your side, making sure you don't lose your mind.
guanyu -> very cool, calm, & collected. very zen. i just think he'd be would stay glued to his seat, waiting to go where he is needed and for everything to start.
daniel -> i think hed just be excited. nervous, but super giddy about everything. he just wants to see you walk down the aisle, and kiss you when all is said and done.
kevin -> i don't think this man ever gets nervous. he'd be your rock all weekend. super levelheaded, which is exactly what you need. he's just happy to be there with you and the people he cares about most.
checo -> this man is probably drinking some tequila cocktail, only worried about his prep. not even selfishly he just knows he would be no help on his own. hed very much be your rock, will be there and do whatever you need him to if & when you ask + give direction.
valterri -> valterri would be attached to you all weekend until he couldnt be. and that would be enough to keep you & himself calm. i think he'd try to take on some of the planning to keep you unstressed but nothing crazy.
alex -> he'd been helping you plan from day one, and something tells me this man has back up plans on back up plans in case something goes awry. a bit controlling, but nothing psychotic. he's just prepared.
lando -> nervous, but nervous because he is a child and cannot for the life of him keep still so he tries to get involved with the set up and all that. not a bridezilla, but he would be asking 'why?' a lot because he blanked out during the planning. so he's genuinely clueless.
yuki -> he'd be a mess of nerves which i think would make him a bit like bridezilla, but nothing a bit of food can't fix. he just wants the day to be perfect because he wants your memory of it be just that– perfect.
esteban -> he wouldnt be like crazy involved but very much on you like, 'how can i help?' or 'is there anything you need me to do?' so yeah. he'll only freak if you freak, and he is doing everything in his power so you dont.
oscar -> this child would just be confused. but i think he's thoughtful enough to know how you'd like to things so if he sees smth not being executed properly, he'd definitely speak up about it.
logan -> same deal as oscar me thinks, but a little more confrontational. he is a white man, a white man. the privilege would jump OUT if needed.
nyck -> he knows just how you want things, so he'd be right by your side making sure everything is perfect. you guys would be co-bridezillas HAHA
pierre -> he def planned the wedding with you, and he has bits of the weekend that are all his own vision. so i know that he'd be hovering, making sure the people setting up are doing it just as he pictures it.
carlos -> this mf would be so nervous and also cannot keep still i think he'd start doing some of the work himself. i think he'd freak out just a little bit, wondering why things are moving fast enough.
max -> another man heavily involved with the planning, but more so he sits back and listens to what you have to say and gives input where he sees fit. and since he knows the plans, you will definitely catch this man morning of, trying to take charge like he's the wedding planner himself.
lewis -> lewis definitely took part in the planning, and also has back up plans on back up plans. but theyre back up for a reason, so he is sure to make sure everything goes according to plan. you both had a vision, and he'll make sure that vision comes to life.
mick -> he just wants the day to be perfect. i think this man would genuinely shed some tears if something didn't go according to plan. but it comes from a very pure place, and also the fact that hes a perfectionist.
lance -> nepo baby has taste & a vision. lance would 100% up and at em the entire weekend, making sure everything is where it needs to be. and like he made sure that he could take part in the set up. he is the boss that day, so that you can try to relax and only worry about the day of.
charles -> this little mouse would be PACING. he'd be on the phone with people to make sure everything is going to plan, not wanting you to deal with any of the loose ends. and i just know for a fact he has mama on speed dial for extra moral support.
george -> i just think he'd be worried all weekend because he doesn't want you to worry. but that just means he would freak himself and everyone else out in the process. similar to charles where he'd be on the phone all day, and lance where he'd be very hands on.
#🏷️ dani hits 3k#shitpost study spinoff#max verstappen#checo perez#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#lewis hamilton#george russell#esteban ocon#fernando alonso#daniel ricciardo#lando norris#valterri bottas#zhou guanyu#lance stroll#sebastian vettel#kevin magnussen#mick schumacher#oscar piastri#pierre gasly#yuki tsunoda#alex albon#logan sargeant#nyck de vries
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My Miami GP rants:
1. Lando getting his first win is very much deserved. He is a really good driver and McLaren as a team is getting their act together as well.
2. Ferrari is really a different breed this season, I mean 1.9 sec pit stop and also having that pace without upgrades.
3. Red Bull is now beatable, ferrari and mclaren both got wins. I hope it gets more competitive as they bring their updates.
4. I dont know what's going on with Mercedes and Aston, they just look so lost most of the time. I hope they get competitive as well, its gonna be fun if it becomes a 5 team fight.
5. YUKI, I dont know why people keeps dismissing Yuki. In the points my little man with that shitty car. I'm confused with Daniel, he's like a roller-coaster. I thought he's doing so well but after the sprints its just.. bleh. Still good job Visa Cash App whatever the freaking name is.
6. Alpine finally got in the points. Finally.
7. Logan...I hope you do better in the next races and get a bit lucky. Its been painful to watch you. At the end of the day this is a very expensive and ruthless sport and if you don't get results this is going to be a Nyck DeVries part 2.
8. Haas, keep being a terrorizing team that you are. Its so much fun to watch 😂😂😂
#formula 1#miami gp 2024#scuderia ferrari#red bull racing#mercedes#mclaren#aston martin#visa cashapp racing bulls#alpine#williams racing#haas f1 team
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complaining tbd anyways
girl i already hate stupid replies but like why when i draw a picture of lance stating how i like lance, and if you follow my art at all you know i like and support lance as one of my main fucking involvements with this sport, would you comment "yeah this is nice but you know his team HAS to consider replacing him" like. who asked you. not me bitch! in fact im actively turning you into a speck of dust with a giant ray gun for saying that shit to me. like. can you imagine if i went around just replying to every post of a driver i didn't root for being like "cool post but he sucks and doesn't deserve his seat!" like i'd be an asshole right? you acknowledge thats an asshole thing to do? like why the fuck do people talk to lance fans this way like so casually it is so casually easy for people to be like haha yeah your favorite SUCKS ASS and not even have the respect to send it to your ask box. theyll put it right in your replies and your tags and shit. like yeah maybe im sensitive but nobody does this to any other driver i fucking hate it. like everyone crying sobbing toxic environment when nyck lost his seat, losing their fucking minds about how mick deserves a seat despite WHAT FUCKING PROOF but fuck my guy right? its common sense my guy doesnt deserve a seat right? like actually fuck off i dont care what you post on YOUR blog but like why the fuck do force ME to see it. like you so badly want me to concede that i think my favorite driver doesn't deserve to be here? why? why do i have to say that shit to you? why do you have to say that shit to me? it just is so fucking casual and easy for people it seems like it really makes it so frustrating to try to engage w this fandom sometimes like i cant even make an innocuous lance post without knowing some dick head at some point is gonna say something rude and unnecessary
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they haven't quite turned on vcarb the way they did mclaren but from what i've read that seems to be bc daniel keeps saying "it's not the same problem as mclaren" when like idk dude if the only time you've finished a race ahead of yuki was bc you got put on softs at the end of the race it is smelling very shades of mexico '22 to me. just without the having to make up a time penalty bc u punted yuki off the track.
i can say yuki is already getting the lando treatment though. "hOW MANY RACES HAS HE WON AND YOU DARE SAY HES PERFORMING BETTER THAN AN 8 TIME GP WINNER?" (ya i'll go to the top floor of my apartment and shout it into the void through a megaphone too what are you going to do about it) only this time there's a heavy dose of racism added in. the amount of people i have seen calling yuki a "pokémon" derogatorily and refusing to admit the racist connotations there are wild. not to mention the ableist terms i've seen be used to refer to his height. it's all very gross and yet again daniel says nothing to even try to prevent it. it's wild how someone always has to get harassed by his fans regardless of if he fails or succeeds.
ok so like first of all yikes. i rly rate yuki but im v selective w my online (especially my tumblr)
experience so i rly almost never venture out of my mclaren-centred bubble, which means i never rly see what ppl say abt him. 'pokemon' is actually vile like thats so clearly racist bc its not even a pun of his name at all or any sort of reference to his personality?? AND the fact that its a cartoon w the infantilising implications of that... ku's essay on the infantilisation of east asian drivers u will always be famous.... like u guys ever noticed how nyck is also rly short and has a youthful face and nobody ever talked abt him in the way they talk abt yuki? much to think abt
now. permission to be mean here but even if its 'not the same problem as mclaren' is the problem not STILL the fact that daniel in his 10+ year career hasnt bothered to understand the way the engineering of f1 cars works in like any material way and thats the reason he always struggles to identify his driving issues / has a disconnect with his chassis unless its tailored exactly to what he already likes and knows how to drive? i saw that bit from newey's book about how max and checo give rly good feedback and so did webber and vettel and it was kind of subtly implying that during the bit in between (the daniel era) he designed less effective cars be he wasnt getting enough precise feedback.... i genuinely havent been able to sleep at night since. like it felt like smth slotted in my head like aaaah this has been the problem all along. if only daniel wasnt so busy going on podcasts making fun of the idea of women in motorsport and actually spent some time to do some way overdue physics homework... lol. Imao even
the truth of the situation is yuki is in the best form of his career and also wiping the floor w daniel. like factually so. EVEN with team orders favouring daniel so his fans cant say its bc of that like they did with mclaren. i genuinely think its quite sad the amount of personal stock daniel fans have clearly invested in this mans career and how much it bothers them when he doesnt perform to their expectations - like he's ur driver, swallow it and accept it, because thats what he's been doing to try to move on. doing all this intense online hate bullshit only makes him look bad bc it highlights how badly and for how long he rly has been embarrassingly underperforming. but by this point it feels like they WANT him to underperform bc they crave that martyr underdog victimised figure to root for and fight for - which is why ur totally right anon, that someone always inevitably gets harrassed regardless of if daniel is failing or succeeding.
i will say one thing which is that i rly dont think daniel is at all aware of whatever the fuck his fans do on twitter and instagram (and deffo not tumblr lmao). so i dont think this is an issue of like him telling his fans to chill out - and it doesnt work anyways, bc lando literally has made talking abt how much cyberbullying sucks a part of his personality and theres still some rly mean and hateful lando fans (not in a fun way like me<3 lol) (i hate on my own blog and in discord groupchats). so like thats not necessarily on him, its more on netflix for making him the lowest common denominator guy to like, ykwim? also the unfortunate reality is that despite the tshirts and the kneeling (or no kneeling) no one rly seems to stand up to defend the drivers of colour who literally constantly get SUCH vitriol thrown towards them w any occasion. im not expecting daniel of all ppl to say anything abt it ngl
#i still think we just have to wait another couple months and we'll start seeing the vcarb is mistreating daniel discourse#ive been on f1blr long enough to see the patterns#anon#ask#daniel#meta#yuki
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If you had to rate the 2023 drivers what would be your top 20?
hi anon! the funny thing is, i have made this list almost 2 months ago (dr*nk asf). dom had me BY THE THROAT.
i have recently revised it though so here’s my adjusted one (which she still hates- but a bit less). also, mick and daniel are still there 🤭.
also this is my ranking so please dont take it too seriously.
edit: WHY DID I COMPLETELY MISREAD THIS 😭. i hope you know this is my ranking based off of looks/attractiveness. if you wanted to in terms of talent or personality pls lmk ill make another list
1. Carlos
2. Mick
3. Lando
4. Charles
5. Max
6. Daniel
7. Alex
8. Pierre
9. Zhou
10. Hamilton
11. Lance
12. Piastri
13. Ocon
14. Nico
15. Alonso
16. Kevin
17. Nyck
18. Bottas
19. Yuki
20. Logan
21. George
22. Checo
#dom is gonna lynch me for this#but its okay <3#yall george fuckers are gonna murder me#and yall anti max people#but i said what i said#nik rambles#this is MY ranking
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CAN SOMEONE GET NYCK? HELLO???
#formula e#fe#ITS BEEN 5 MINS#honestly dont know why he and buemi werent the priority#like i get the other lads want to try to keeo their cars going but nyck and séb could have been hurt
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yukierre get married in vegas
they do it as a joke but also they’re super drunk and just like the karaoke everyone encourages them bcs it’s good content like ilies vlogs the whole thing but the footage is subpar and they all believe that thing that’s like it’s not actually a real wedding
except it is and they find out after abu dhabi and laugh about and then a few hrs later yuki has pierre cornered somewhere and says something nonchalantly about annulment and pierre avoids him for the whole winter break
it’s easier, if he avoids him, to pretend yuki really wanted to marry him. or that he doesn’t exist, whichever is less painful at any given moment in time.
AND IT SUCKS ESPECIALLY bcs hed convinced yuki to move TO milan, FINALLY. and alpine keeps trying to get him to move closer to their HQ and he keeps saying no and they keep saying at least france and he keeps saying no…. but…
anyways it’s stupid of him to think he can avoid this and his friends tell him so but he can’t help it he just keeps thinking if he doesn’t see yuki then yuki can’t tell him he doesn’t actually want him in any ways that’s emotionally real and he just. he can’t. not now.
and he can’t avoid yuki forever because they’re best friends and legally married in the united states and live in the same city that’s only so big so running into each other is inevitable
i’m imagining a scenario where they run into each other and yuki talks pierre into going to some sort of cafe or something. idk. 😐 i’ve never been to italy. but they talk and get coffee and it’s very awkward until yuki is just like you cannot avoid me, you tell me to move to milan and then you don’t even hang out with me i thought we were joking about the whole not inviting me to your house thing. and pierre can’t rlly say anything except sorry bcs he doesn’t want to lie… but it’s fine bcs it’s yuki and he’s got no clue why pierre is being so weird and he’s been busy so he’s jsut like. DONT do it again 😠😤
and the rest of brunch is good and fun and then when they’re about to part, yuki is like oh also we should take care of the annulment before the season starts, nyck knows someone who knows a lawyer who can take care of it all for us and pierre feeling like shit just nods
at the end of the day pierre will do whatever it takes to get yuki’s eyes on him, hands on him, attention on him. he always wants more but he’s also a good catholic boy and will take what he’s given. he goes to confession and tells the father he’s been greedy and selfish and he says fifteen hail marys and leaves €300 in the donation bucket and tells himself he will not make this a problem anymore
if they would just idk have sex about it they would be fine but they WONT bcs yuki likes to play hard to get and pierre is so catholic it’s killing him.
actually i’m starting to think this is maybe 100 degrees off from actual pierre characterization bcs tbh he does often go for what he wants. but i feel like it might be different w yuki where he’s been messing around about it for so long that to make it serious is to risk their entire friendship. like chasing instagram models is easy bcs there’s always another instagram model. but yuki is the only yuki he has.
anyways after the annulment pierre goes back to flirting w yuki 24/7 ala 2022 and it’s whiplash from ignoring him practically all winter but like. he’s got nothing to lose there’s nothing between them they fucked and they got married and now they’re not married and not fucking
i’ve thought about it too hard and lost the original plot of the movie but anyways ensue an insane year of pierre desiring yuki carnally and yuki being still mostly passive but probably actually more responsive than before bcs like. babes they got married so…
blah blah blah idk idk idk they have insane sex blah blah blah talk about feelings yada yada tada happy ending ????
#tbh i have no grasp on character here. like this is not at all making any sense. i don’t really care.#idk what i did here#i ALSO wrote this high but it was saturday MORNING#just s things waking up at 7 am writing up whatever the fuck this is in the longest twt thread ever#and then going back to bed and forgetting all about it#actually i think he’s just going to have a lot of lustful and intense sex w yuki#and pretend he doesn’t deeply desire making an honest man out of him#mine#yukierre
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okay YOU smash or pass the entire grid seeing as you want to answer alix's asks. you little clout thief
hi alix <3 so excited for this opportunity
max: he should not be as hot as he is...yes. there is something about him that is like..anyway yes.
charles: p2 in my heart AND in the sheets. absolutely yes. right now asap immediately.
checo: no thanks he's married and has the aura of a 90 year old man in a 32 year old body
george: no but i'd consider sending him a boob pic for bants. although he has nice hands so if i was drunk and he was paying for the drinks...maybe.
carlos: if i was like 8 drinks deep yeah. he's got so much hair on him tho i couldn't sober?? i KNOW he's like 'objectively attractive' or whatever but to me it'd be like sleeping with bigfoot and i'm really not into monster sex or whatever
lewis: SMASH. he intimidates tf out of me but if given the chance i would smash so fast i'd be a 7 time wsc (world smashing champion)
lando: i still think he makes cat noises so no...but also there's this one gifset after singapore i know alix mentioned it too. and his HANDS. so maybe if i was blindfolded
esteban: pass in favour of a piggyback ride and breaking into a cemetery at night to eat snacks and judge the old graves
fernando: pass i'm so sorry i'm not into geriatric men and i'm unable to hide disgust on my face :(
valtteri: smash tho i don't know Why. but like a drunken smash
seb: smash and then we'd get married so i can get regular smashing. i want to lick him and idc where. mwah. beloved. stole my heart when i was 12 and u know what? i've never looked back <3 also i had a dream once where we did it against a wall and i'd like to do that
daniel: smash so i can text the gc that i did
pierre: i had these DREAMS a few months ago so...smash so many times. also his face is Made to be sat on sorry i dont make the rules just report them
kmag: pass like he is every race ty
lance: i was going to say no but like... he was so bf material before he cheated AND he has a tattoo that's actually really hot AND has nice hands so like...smash
mick: he is so hot to me my hottest man alive i'd smash so fast he is everything mwah fuck me on the regular i love everything about u xx
yuki: i KNOW he fucks and i know he is good at it but like we r the same height
zhou: yes PLEASE smash it would be so fun i feel like it's the best time
alex: smash but only if lily is there too. alex is definitely super awkward and also lily is so hot and awesome. actually alex can just watch
latifi: pass like williams passed on him
nyck: yeah he smiled at me once and it changed the course of my life so SMASH
hulk: smash. hulk smash!
mitch evans: he smells so good i want him on top of me asap rn immediately (smash!)
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About the alex article I sent. I do think his use of the word karma was misguided and it does imply that lewis deserved bad karma, but really reading the quote/article I just dont think he meant it like that bc he wasn’t really discussing lewis/merc at all (but I can see and respect how others may disagree with this). And although there wasn’t really “luck” in masi’s idiotic decision, there was luck in latifi crashing and causing the safety car in the first place, or in masi not making lewis adequately close the gap to max/let max pass at the beginning of the race, which gave rb startegic upper hand. Or even luck in that bottas had an old engine that led to him having a poor quali/race start and made him unable to help lewis. And he only said max deserved the championship, not that lewis didn’t. As in his instagram post, hes worked very closely with the entire team this year and thinks they deserve it because of all the hard work they put in, just like any merc employee would think lewis deserved the championship because they know all the hard work merc put in this year
To summarize, he shouldn’t have used the word karma, but I’m not sure why people are calling for him to be fired/cancelling him or whatever just because williams has a merc engine. There are people on the grid who deserve their seats far less than him if we’re talking being problematic (imo)
I've never had issues with Albon until now, although I did call out the fact that Williams was picking a redbull affiliated driver for their seat when there are drivers like Nyck out there... I don't think it's a good thing to have a rbr driver in a car with a merc engine, especially starting a new era, but that's my opinion.
F1 will always have paid drivers as long as it stands like this so I'm not getting into the debate of 'there are currently drivers who deserve their seat less than him'. Because yeah, I agree, but that's another topic.
I might be too hard on him, maybe, but after how redbull has been treating Lewis this season, and how insufferable and class-less they have been since winning, I'm upset and the fact he did use 'karma' triggered my rage 🤷♀️
I understand your position and thank you for taking the time to explain it ❤️
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what I got out of the tl and learned abt fe today but I dont know why
is that we all love jev and he can never do anything wrong ever, I do not know what a jev is tho and we hate merc, stoffel specifically nyck has not been mentioned.
#i do know what a jev is it is a french#right#kyle.txt#he was one of daniels buddies i know they had a whole thing
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Rules of the game: Answer these questions and tag 10 blogs you’s like to know better!
thanks for tagging me @nyck-devries and @marcusarmstrng !!
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Why don't you like nyck? Just curious, personally I know nothing about him
Hi sweets, I’ve answered this already once here but basically i dont vibe with him but I can recognise a talented racing driver🤷🏻♀️ idk maybe he just needs to grow on me but atm i dont like him
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Perfect Murder
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Perfect Murder
–Intro– Caution been a killer ain’t no chorus on this record If you call me, leave a message If I ignore you, just forget it Caution been a killer, ain’t no chorus on this record, unh
–Verse 1– Yeah, yall mother fuckers know the name Nycki Already told yall on that Stat shit And just to set the record straight, Im back with a passion The game is fucked up but still got you somebody to punch hard Got you running home, “Mom I got my ass kicked!” Assassin in the flesh, the blade hitting the hood Just came with it, keep me low in plain vision It’s been a minute but, I feel like I became vicious Blake Griffin with the rock, Thanksgiving in the kitchen Im eating (?) yeah they got somebody to burn a body Heard the lane is open, got me swerving like im ricky bobby If you ain’t first you last, all that I know Murder competition, Im Ivan Drago I got the bottle push can’t break if i try to Fate won’t suprise you, you dont want to play more than I do Got a taste, hunger started lurking on me Got my face covered like the burner on me This a perfect murder, this a perfect murder (Yeah) This a perfect murder, this a perfect murder This is what you heard of, what you spread the word of This is murder, this was done before you even read the verdict Strictly business bitch Im Eric Sermon I stay real, it’s no pressure why we act assertive Watch how you act, things is strange and its a shift, a curve Im living in my thoughts, in my mind Im a different person Or a different Monster, Imma different breed, Listerine fresh Ice cold rap, Mr. Freeze, riddle me that, riddle me this I clown out little kids, Two-faced Puppets touch Nyck the Ventriloquist Talking on the internet, I be looking at it like “Who the fuck is that guy?” You feel me right? Nowadays everybody act like we really tight But really you was never part of nothing Yeah, Got you in ya feelings, Now You startin’ somethin’? Coming for the kings and we aren’t running Come into the ring if you want the punches I know it kinda stinks once it started buzzing Money ain’t a thing, I dont count the numbers Got it just to get me out from under Do it! Say it! Beef? I fillet it Speak! then portray it! Reach! Elevate it! This ain’t happen over night! I pre-meditated This is what you do when you follow Revelations Fuck you and your life, and you follow demonstrations I would never do that man, fuck them if they hate it Fuck them if they hate it I dont give a… (Outro) Got a taste hunger started lurking on me His a perfect murder, this a perfect murder This is what you heard of, what you spread the word of This is murder, this was done before you even read the verdict (Repeats till fade)
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