#dont judge my messy bed

[haileys--world]

Bed sheets are made to be messed up

[jenosonlywife23]

We listen and we dont judge

(i dont know how to feel abt this one)

You’re lying flat on Jeno’s bed, staring at the ceiling, bored out of your mind. He’s been gaming for hours, muttering things like “Push mid” and “Bro, are you serious?” into his mic. You swear you’re two minutes away from turning into a fossil.

Then inspiration strikes. A devilish grin spreads across your face as you grab your phone and sneak into his gaming room.

He doesn’t even notice when you prop your phone up on his desk, positioning it to perfectly catch his side profile.

You hop onto the armrest of his chair, resting your chin on his shoulder. “Jeno.”

“Hmm?” he hums, still glued to his screen.

“Take a break and do this trend with me.”

He spares you a glance, eyebrows raised. “What trend?”

You clear your throat dramatically, lowering your voice. “We listen,” you say, full of gravitas, “and we don’t judge.”

He snorts. “Sounds fake, but okay. ”

You think for a second, then smirk. “I once stole my neighbor’s cat because I thought it liked me better than them.”

His head snaps toward you so fast you hear his neck crack. “What?!”

“WE LISTEN AND WE DON’T JUDGE!” you yell, clapping your hands for emphasis.

He shakes his head, laughing in disbelief. “Fine, fine. My turn.”

Without missing a beat, he says, “I used to practice kissing on my own reflection.”

Your jaw drops. “JENO!”

“What? I was like eight!” he protests, his ears turning pink.

“We listen,” you wheeze, barely able to get the words out through your laughter, “and we don’t judge!”

He narrows his eyes at you, clearly plotting. “Your turn.”

You grin. “I once pretended to faint in school just so I could get out of a math test.”

He stares at you, blinking. “And it worked?”

You nod smugly. “The nurse even called my mom. It was Oscar-worthy.”

Jeno bursts out laughing, slapping his knee. “You’re insane.”

“Your turn,” you prompt, leaning closer.

He pauses for dramatic effect, his lips twitching. “I accidentally called my teacher ‘Mom’ once, panicked, and doubled down by asking her what’s for dinner.”

You scream-laugh, almost falling off the armrest. “NO WAY!”

“She still brings it up every time she sees me,” he mutters, burying his face in his hands.

“We listen,” you gasp, wiping tears from your eyes, “and we don’t judge!”

Just as you’re catching your breath, Jeno frowns, his gaze shifting to your phone. “Wait. Are you recording this?”

You freeze, your hand instinctively flying to cover the screen. “Uh… no?”

The little red recording light gives you away.

“YAH!!” he yells, lunging for the phone.

You snatch it up and bolt out of the room, laughing like a maniac. “WE LISTEN AND WE DON’T JUDGE!”

Jeno’s laugh echoes behind you as he chases you through the apartment. “You’re deleting that video!”

“Over my dead body!”

It’s chaos, it’s messy, and it’s the funniest afternoon you’ve had in a while.

[cerezasefimeras]

Dumb and Sloppy

WC: 861 words. RINDOU x f!reader x RAN, nsfw ⸺ Thoughs of you being fucked by your boyfriend's brother just cause Rindou said he was more capable of pleasuring you than Ran. And Ran takes the opportunity to mock you and his brother. CW: fem!reader, Hard MEAN Dom!Ran, like really fucking mean to both you and rindou, technically switch!rindou, but also dom!rindou, I don’t know how to properly tag this. DUMBFICATION (ran → you & rin | rin → you, slightly but yeah), voyeurism, allowed cheating, heavy degradation, overstimulated!rin & reader, afab!reader, petnames (slut, whore, bitch, puppy), idk if this count as incest but just in case i’ll say it but the brothers dont do anything between each other. Clothed dom!ran, ran is observing and judging, choking, mindfuck, crying, squirting, mentions of multiple orgasm & reader being shared previously between the brothers, creampie, cockdrunk!reader, pussydrunk!rindou, implied side feeling of rindou to reader, please tell me iI miss something. English is not my first language.

Ran takes another puff of his cigarette, seemingly bored by the pornographic scene in front of him.

Rindou felt his legs wobbly, he was close to another orgasm and by your contorted face and how tight you were getting, he knew you were not too far yourself. ‘Is that everything you got, Rindou? Fucking disappointing’ Spoken Ran, who was lazily smoking as he observes the situation, being the only one with his clothes still intact. You hear Rindou whine in disapproval of the comment ‘Well, this slut it’s too- fuck, too tight. The dumber she gets, the better she wraps me… not my fault.’, looking down at you, holding more harshly by your hips rocking in and out of you as if the world was going to end if he stops. ‘I can’t- oh fuck, too much… Ran- please.’ you beg, talking to the oldest who seemed pleasured by your struggle to keep going, it was so gratifying for him to see your pretty tears run down your face for a little overstimulation.

‘No. You’ll continue to cum like the good fucktoy you’re ‘till Rin learns how to not be useless..’ He coos full of a patronising tone, his head softly tilt to the size as the grin of his face mocks you. ‘You both are so pathetic, we do this so often and you are tired after a few rounds.’ he continues with the mockery, taking a puff of his cigarette as Rindou’s movements become more erratic and bends forwards to embrace you in his arms, you hug him tightly and the mixture of moans and whiny cries increases in the room. You feel a tingly funny feeling increase in between your pelvis and your tummy, making your gummy walls squish Rindou so nicely that he grunts in pure bliss, reaching the climax and allowing another seed of his fill your insides. You nails dig into his back, squishing your eyes together as you feel your own ecstasy getting to the limit getting out in an intense form of a squirt.

You both lay there, bodies intertwined together as you guys try to catch a breath. 'Really?’ Your glossy eyes turn to face Ran as Rindou breathless murmurs a ‘Shut the fuck up...;’, Ran stands up laughing and calmly walks towards you. ‘You fold so quickly, Rindou, how are you supposed to please her?... That was mediocre.’ He continues, kneeling down close to both of your messy faces and moves his cigarette in a simple movement to extinguish it in your shoulder, making you squirm in discomfort. ‘Well, dumb puppies get pleased even with the slightest touch, isn't that right, slut?’ He talks to you now, and you nod back at him as the only form of reply you’re able to give him. ‘Ran, I'm tired… and I doubt she can cum again.’ Rindou speaks now, letting your body go slowly as he tries to fix his posture clearly in a similar state you’re in.

‘Don't care’ Ran answers, walking towards the other side of the bed as his brother grunts annoyedly. ‘She can take one more. Move, Rindou.’ he commands as he observes your face, the glossy eyes and how messy you looked. Ah, Ran would have taken a few pictures if he had his phone nearby. Rindou looked down at you, he did want to make you messier than you already were, he wanted to make you fully crumble beneath him, the way that your body fit together felt slightly wrong because you weren’t his but gosh, the way you cry and squirm around him was pure glory. ‘I’ll make her prefer my cock than yours when I am done with her.’ he said cocky, gripping your waist with one hand as the other moved towards your neck and holding it with faint strength, taking a deep breath as he tried to rock his hips once more. ‘Fuck me’ he yelps overstimulated as you mewl in perfect harmonisation with him. ‘How- oh, bitch you’re so- fuuck… tight’ his head falls back in delight of the feeling. ‘Rin!’ your shaky hands weakly held onto him, you felt so wobbly, so sensitive to everything it hurt but you didn’t want him to stop.

Ran laughs as if this was the funniest thing he has ever witnessed. ‘You two are so useless, it would be cute if it wasn’t so pathetic.’ he talks so snotty while he chuckles, patting his brothers back ‘Pull out, i’ll finish the work for you.’ Rindou stays still for a second, not wanting to separate himself from you, but he ends up moving his hips backwards until pulling out admiring a few seconds of your leaking hole seeing how it clenches around nothing. He shifts across the bed until he allows his body to fall into the massive bed feeling that his dick was probably getting raw of so much sex. ‘I hate you so much.’ he tells his brother as he now watches Ran unzipping his belt lazily with one hand having the the other holding your thigh to bring you closer to him. ‘Love you too,’ the oldest replies, aligning his tip with your sloppy entrance, making you squirm, a smile appears in your face, needyTh of him, or more.. ‘Now, be intelligent and watch how to properly please a woman, lil bro.’

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcreds to: @cerezasefimeras

[potchi-fics]

zaun (part three of attention)

i | ii | iii | iv | v

      rays of sunshine creep through the tiny cracks of your blinds, waking you up from your deep slumber. the moment you open your eyes, you let out a groan of annoyance. what’s worse is it hurts when you swallow, you feel a slight throbbing in your head, and you feel sluggish. you think that you might be sick. just in time, your alarm clock screams. a slam of your hand shuts it up: shut up, im already up. you force yourself out of bed and opt for a quick shower– grabbing your towel and necessities, you walk to your bathroom. thanks to your shampoo and soap, you manage to smell like lavender and vanilla; a scent youve always adored.

stripping your clothes, you step under the showerhead and turn it on– letting the cold water hit your somehow hot body. im gonna run a fever, arent i. you grumble in irritation, but you focus on the water hitting you, pondering about your interaction with sevika. now that you think about it, its been a couple of days since her last visit. a single question runs into your mind: maybe i should go to zaun again, it is my day-off. 

youve made up your mind, you’ll explore the city. 

laying out clothes on your bed, picking your choice of outfit; black cargo pants paired with black shirt, layered with a coat, and black boots– cant forget your trusty dagger. you check your watch and you figure you’d be there in a couple of minutes. with one final look at yourself in the mirror, you head out.

the bustling city fills all your senses, i probably wont get used to this. this time, you fully take in zaun– kids playing on the streets, drunkards already drinking, elders talking to each other, everyone seems lively today you thought. putting your hands in your pockets, you turn into an alleyway. markus was right, curiosity will get you killed. while walking, you see a child crying in his grandmother's arms and of course, you being a nosy woman, listened to them.

“but grandma,” he wails out, “i really love that radio. why’d they have to destroy it?”

his grandma rubs his head comfortingly, “hush now, ill buy you a new one.”

      you know that look in her eyes, that guilt and regret swimming in her eyes: she wont be able to buy one. look, you werent always a piltie, but that story can be told another time. absentmindedly, your feet bring you to them. you were only snapped back to reality when you hear her ask.

“what do you want? we dont have anything anymore.��� the elder hisses out.

you raise your arms, “im not here to take anything, im here to see if i can fix your radio.”

what?

“what?”

this is what i get for being nosy, “i know a few things about ‘em.”

      but the twinkle in the boy’s eyes, his sniffles quieting down, and hugging his grandma tighter? you had to do something. 

“r-really?” he’s a timid little kid.

you slowly kneel beside them, “yeah, kid. ill try to fix it, cant promise you though.”

      you take a look around their house– its small and messy, considering theyre living in an alley, you cant judge. tools that you can use are tucked away in a box in the corner, thinking theyre good enough. seeing that youre eyeing them, the kid hurriedly brings you the box. thanking him, you carefully grab the radio; its old, and run-down, but it works. using a flathead, you disassemble it.

“its not broken, luckily.” you take a glance at the two, “the screws are loose, so you just have to tighten them again.”

      you turn it on once you assemble it back to its original form, a small smile creeps into your face as you hear static before hearing voices.

the grandma brings out her waller, “how much do i need to pa–”

“dont mind,” you stand up to interrupt her, “its my day off.”

her face shows gratitude but her eyes show seriousness, “dont give kindness here easily, kid.”

      your eyebrows furrow, confused by her comment. you could only offer them a nod before making your way deeper into the alleyway, relieved you could fix the radio. before turning, you hear the kid yell a thank you which makes you chuckle. but your victory is cut short when you hear a fight going on. your instincts turning on, you put your back against the wall and take a peek behind it.

its sevika. and shes not looking good. her arm isnt working, she’s outnumbered: she looks like she’s about to pass out. debating whether you should help, you watch for a few seconds. one man was about to punch her but you quickly jumped in to block it. her eyes met yours almost immediately, however, you ignored her and put yourself between her and them.

“you shouldnt be here, pretty little thing.” the middle guy snarled. 

you only stare at them, “i really dont give a fuck. like, at all.”

      guess that pissed him off because he quickly charges at you but you trip him and stepped aside to give him to sevika, seeing the vulnerable man heading her way, she quickly uses her right hand to punch him in the face. on the other side, you were dealing with two guys. one rushes to throw a fist but you evade by ducking and giving the other man a punch in the liver: a body shot, he crumbles down to his knees– giving you the chance to deal with the other. 

“lousy,” you comment, jabbing him and hitting his nose, “weak, unfocused, poor execution.”

      with every insult, you land hit after hit. he bares his yellow teeth at you while holding his bloody nose and mouth. you feel arms around your torso– throwing your lower body in the air and forcibly throwing yourself down, you make the clingy man stumble forward– hitting his buddy. your gaze goes back to sevika and you see her getting pinned to the wall. quickly grabbing your dagger, you make your way to them and slash the back of his knees, making him let go of her. sevika pants but lands a hit to his jaw– knocking him out cold.

you turn to look at the other two, only to see their back turned against you, already running away. cowards. hearing her groans and labored breathing, you turn around and help her up– putting her arm around your shoulder and trying to support her weight.

“i didnt need your help,” sevika grunts out.

you sneer back, “sure, sure. you look like you were winning actually.”

      she tries to escape your hold but right now, you are much stronger than her. you scold her and force her to hold onto you. 

“dont play with me right now, sevika. my head is already hurting,” you warn her.

sevika huffs out, “just this once. i have a safe house somewhere around here, its not far.”

      scared that she was gonna bleed out, you briskly walk, but still gently handling her. after a few minutes, you reach an abandoned building. she leads this time. this place is a goddamn maze, the smell of wood and cigarette brings you back to reality, the door to her safe house opening. 

you take in the sight, you snort at the messy place. she limps to sit on her couch, letting you close and lock the door. you rush to her to assess her injuries: bruises, cuts, and a wound that would probably need stitches.

“you got a kit?” you ask but youre already rummaging through her things.

she snorts, “bathroom, lower cabinet.”

      making a beeline for it, you hurriedly walk to her bathroom. seeing the kit, you let out a breath of relief and grab yourself a few ointments and a wet cloth. you go back to her and she looks like she’s really about to pass out. your voice wakes her up, making her stare at you.

“this is gonna sting,” you prepare the stitch to start.

she dismisses your comment with a wave of her bloody hand, “this is nothing.”

      only breaths and occasional groans from her fill the quiet room, giving your entire focus to finishing her stitch. snipping the thread, you move on to clean her wounds with the wet cloth you grabbed earlier– dabbing and rubbing the blood away, sevika lets the calming action take over her. too tired and worn out to complain. roughly twenty minutes pass and you finally reach her face; taking a moment to stare at her, your eyes roam from her eyebrows, down to her nose, and travel down to stare at her lips. 

“you done starin’ at me?” though her eyes are still closed, you figure she mightve felt your gaze.

warm cloth meets her skin, “wasnt staring at you, i was starin’ at your wounds, asshat.”

      she suddenly grabs you by the waist to pull you to her, your hands landing on her chest to steady yourself. 

“what are you doing.” red paints your ears.

she chuckles lowly, a sound that makes you want to rub your thighs together, “im only making it easier for you.”

“actually, this is harder for me,” you manage to blur out, “stupid.”

      you attempt to pull away but her hold only tightens around you. sevika finally opens her eyes to look at you and you realize: blood loss. 

she looks intently at you, slowly leaning in and putting her nose into your throat– inhaling your scent. you flush at this, the redness covering your entire face now. sevika drags her nose up to the side of your neck, finding your pulse; youre scared she’s gonna feel how fast its pulsing. your hand grips her bicep, feeling the muscle and how solid her body is. your eyes shut as her nose travels up your jaw, her lips just grazing your skin. 

“you shouldnt have come back here,” she whispers out.

      you didnt know it was possible to be closer to her but she grounded you on her crotch– making you straddle her. she pushed you down into her, emitting a throaty groan from her. you, on the other hand, are breathless, you cant think properly, your ears are ringing, and your hands are shaking. she kisses your jaw, resulting in you opening your eyes.

your hand that’s holding the cloth squeezes between the two of you and positions itself on her forehead to push her away. her head lolls back as she finally sleeps. Ignoring the fire in your abdomen, one thought crosses your mind: fuck, that did things to you. 

note: finally building tension

[jaegersmoon]

Rating every Jean hairstyle from worst to best

Number 8🤕

I know y‘all are gonna hate me for this but I just can’t with this hairstyle it looks like he put one of these bump it up foam hair thingies in there to give himself more volume

Number 7:

Goofy

Number 6:

Cute cause that’s how we met him and stuff but nothing really special

Number 5:

It love his awkward hair stage it’s like so sweet it’s the perfect mix out of earlier seasons Jean and Season 4 Jean

Number 4:

I feel like I’m gonna get judged for this but his titan form kind of embraced the titan in me😓

Idk man his hair was all messy I honestly want to make him transform into this beast in bed and mess his hair up like that 😵‍💫

Number 3🥉

Dilf Jean because I just wanna sit on his lap tbh while he drinks that whiskey and go though his super slicked back hair with my hand, which will probably smell like hair gel after and then I’ll get a rash on my hand but it was all worth it

Number 2🥈

That mullet changed life’s

Number one🏆🥇

the WET hair made me WET TOO😲😲

I DONT CARE IF PIECKS TITAN SPIT IS ON THERE IM LICKING HIM CLEAN LIKE IM A CAT OR SOMETHING AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE BANGS THEY ONLY DIDNR GAVE HIM THOSE 24/7 BECAUSE THEY KNEW WE WOULD FORGET THE PLOT😵‍💫😵‍💫 If I was y/n I would force him to wear his bangs ALL THE TIME

OHHHHHH I AM ABT TO IMMEDIATELY BLOCK YOU FOR HATING ON MY MANS TIME SKIP HAIR U R NO LONGER A BAMBI TO ME

[smut-n-more]

                                Day 20

  ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚Style + Kenny⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

݁ ⚝⊹˚D.P (2 Holes)/ Overstimulation/ Edgeplay.𖥔 ݁

"Woah- hold on-" Kyle says as he is hoisted up by Stan, who's already poking his cock at Kyle's entrance, the lube dripping from how much had been applied . 

"mh yeah? WHat do you need Ky? More lube on my end?" Kenny asks with a grin, his eyes slightly bloodshot and pink. Kenny was alway so much more filtier and aggressive when high- thats why Stan suggested it to Kenny that they all get high and fuck. Kyle wasn't complaining but maybe it would be too much.

"Yeah- just a bit more. We don't really go in there all that often..." Kyle trails off, shutting up instead of making a horny fool of himself by trying to explain what him and Stan do in the bedroom. The one time they did it, it had hurt like a bitch and they had chosen to just experiment with smaller toys- tonight was the night Kyle felt he was fully ready.

"Ok dude-" Kenny fumbles for the lube but manages to grab it and squeeze more onto his hand, stroking himself roughly before pushing a finger into Kyle. "Fuck yeah- Stan this shit is tight- you should play with this end more often. He scissors his fingers in Kyle's ass with a grin, watching Kyle squirm in their arms. Stan gently rubs at Kyle's swollen little dick, trying to jerk it off the best he could.

Stans eyes meet Kyles olive green ones before pushing into Kyles hole gently- like always. He wasn't sure how IT affected Kyle getting wet and all but he was not gonna take the chance at hurting his best friend and lover- also the wetter the sex the better so why not overload on the lube? It was always so warm and inviting, perfectly squeezing Stan, grasping at his tip just right and rubbing at the veins as he searched for a spot- it made them both see stars. He lets out a low groan, but his eyes widen when he can feel Kenny push his cock into Kyle's ass, feeling it through the thin bit of flesh that seperated the holes. 

"Oh shit- you're throbbing-" Stan muttered out, Starting to move inside of the redhead, who was still gasping at the new intrusion. Stan goes back to rubbing at Kyle's cock to take focus off of any pain in his rear. 

"Shit Stan-" Kyle grasps Stans shoulders as the two boys thrust up into him, Stan going his lazy relaxed pace while Kenny was going insane, trying to fuck up into Kyle faster and harder, just desperate for anything he could get and eager to take more. Stan yanks Kyle forward to have a messy make out session while Kenny bites and licks at the back of Kyle's neck, sucking like he wanted those freckles off. 

Stan whines out as he cums first, refusing to stop fucking Kyle- he had to show he could go longer then Kenny. He needed to prove that he was better. Kyle could tell Stans had shifted and increased his pace but not the reason.

"Shit- Stan in me-" Kyle groans out, he is always worried about getting pregnant. But Stan didn't care at that moment. He could feel the pain over stimulation already setting in when Kyle squeezed around him and released, Kenny still going like an animal,  desperate for his own orgasm. Stan starts to whimper and cry as he keeps fucking up into his boyfriend, hardly realizeing he had came again, cum starting to drip from Kyles pussy as Kenny roughly pulls Kyle against him, forcing Stans cock out and cumming in the redheads ass, holding him there for a moment as he lets out gutteral groans, cock throbbing in Kyle before handing him over to stan and collapseing on the bed, already asleep. Kyle rolls his eyes as he stands, legs shaky and makes sure Stans ok, wiping his tear stained cheeks. 

"It's ok to finish faster than Ken hon. I dont judge you on that babe. You try your hardest and make me feel good and that's all that matters yeah?"

Stan nods, his tears slowly ceasing as the two go to relax in a warm bath. 

[iicha-0s]

Jungkook's Approval Stamp | !Jungkook×reader

A/n: hey guys! this one was pretty fun to write back in November. I hope you guys enjoy it lmk what you guys think! :D

Tags— !face-riding, !messy sex, !dirty talking (a little bit), !oc is thick, !jk is WHIPPED here, !oc blows him so good she has him MOANING out loud, !squirting, !oral (both f and m receiving) , !overstimulation, !unprotected sex (stay safe!), !motorboat, !cuddling, !creampie, !hickeys, !nicknames

Ratings: Explicit|R18|Adult

"I mean, it was probably the hottest thing i came up with in my head out of nowhere." You lean against your arm on the pillow while looking up at him as you both lay on your tummies next to each other.

"can i maybe get a demonstration?" He looks down at you.

"a demonstration?" You raise an eyebrow before lifting yourself to elbow the mattress and be in the same position as him, both yours shoulders brushing against  each other a little.

"I wouldn't know what you mean until I get one yk?" jungkook shrugs as you look at him, not even surprised at his request.

he's always the type to flirt with you any chance he would get. earlier, when you'd recently become friends you thought it was just his way of trying to tease you since you were on the curvier body shape chart, compared to the majority of skinny girls on your campus. but as time went on his indirect "jokes" about how he wanted to fuck you raw and hard continued, you understood that no matter how many skinny girls he's slept with he still prefers the thicker ones.

"yk its always the thicker the better, Y/n.." he took a sip from his drink."... would honestly love to have your thighs suffocate me." was something he once slipped out at a party after a couple of drinks while eyeing your thick thighs peeking from behind your ridiculously tight dress.

"are you sure you'll be able to take it?" You look at him with a challenged face.

"can't say anything until we actually get to it." He shrugs.

"we dont have to do too much, koo. you're saying it as if we're gonna fuck." You chuckle.

"You never know. a boy and a girl. together in a bed. in a dark room with only a laptop being the light source. will the kiss? will they fuck? guess we'll have to continue watching to find out." You throw your head back and laugh loudly at his comment, cheeks puffing so adoringly just the way he loves.

oh how I wanna bite those cheeks rn.....

he bit his lower lip to hold himself back as you calm down from your laughter but keep the smile persistent on your pretty face.

"alright then I'll give you a demonstration." You give in and fall silent for a few moments while he waits for you to do what you'd thought, eager to find out.

*slap!*

your soft hand collides a bit harshly with his cheek as a slapping sound emits through the silent room. his eyes go wide while his face stays still, facing away from you because of the sudden force, mouth slightly open in shock.

"what the fuck was that for!" He looks at you with his eyebrows furrowed only to see you shrugging.

"You said you wanted a demonstration, so I'm giving you one."

"what type of demonstration did you even think that I was asking for??" He rubs his hand over his now stinging cheek, pretty sure there's going to be a red hand print by judging how hard you hit him.

"the one that I was thinking aboutt~ does it hurt bad?" You ask as he looks at you to see you looking back with big eyes and a small pout.

just the thing to get him to swoon over you all over again..

he sighs and moves his hand away but doesn't let the act go. even though it didn't hurt that much his heart still wanted to gain some sympathy from you, to find out what lengths you would go out of guilt.

"yeah it kinda does." He looks down, pouting while playing with the corner of your pillow cover.

"want me to help make it feel better?"

"i-" He gets a little taken aback at your question and looks at you again to see you still looking at him with your big eyes. gulping he nods and chokes out a small "yes" his heart rising just at the thought of all the different scenarios of things you'd do now.

you bring your hand up, grab his chin and turn his face so that his cheek is facing you. bringing his face closer to yours, you open your mouth and stick your tongue out pressing it flat against his cheek giving it a nice long lick.

you move your tongue from his jaw to his cheekbone and just this action basically knocks the air out of jungkook. his brain goes numb and he swears he's never felt his dick get as hard as it has right now. 

you pull away and let go of your cheek as jungkook doesn't dare move an inch. it's as if he moved, he'd cum right then and there. he could feel the reminisce of your warm tongue on his cheek still, your saliva now coating his cheek.

"woah okay-" He chokes and clears his throat as his voice cracked a little in the end.

"Hm? you didn't like that?" You question.

"no I loved that." He accepts his eyebrows still raised in shock as he looks at you only to see you giggling shyly.

"am I seeing a hint of shyness there? right after you did something like that? you're gonna drive me insane, Y/n." He nudges you with his shoulder as you giggling again while shushing him.

"no you didntt~"

"yes I didd~" He continues teasing you while smiling watching you continue giggling shyly.

"anywaysss~ does it still hurt? I'll do it again if you want me to." You look at him with your big eyes again, a small smile consistent on your face.

"then i should say.... yes it still hurts." He giggles as you shake your head and roll your eyes.

even tho you knew he was joking you still grab his chin and lick his cheek but in a slower pace than before while he hums at the action.

"seems like you've unlocked a new way of turning me on. yk another part of me hurts too can you maybe help soothe the pain there too?" his question makes you furrow your eyebrows in confusion.

"wdym? where?" You watch him as he rolls on the bed and lays down flat on his back, tugging his hands under his head as it pulls his tight tank top a little high to expose some of his v-line.

nudging his head to point at something you follow his eyes only to come face to face with a giant boner now standing tall and proud in the front of his matching black sweatpants.

"it's more painful than the slap you gave me on my cheek so I don't think one or two licks will help soothe it." He smirks watching your wide eyes staring at his boner, mouth hanging a little agape.

"i- oh-" You stutter and gulp at the sight not understanding how you've just caused this reaction out of him by doing something you thought was a little silly but very flirty if you were to try and use that to get someone.

maybe i can get his approval on something else I've been wondering about?

you wonder before looking up at him and pushing yourself off the bed to sit up straight. jungkook raises both his eyebrows whilst smirking at you as he watches you slowly make your way in between his legs and tug at the strings in the front of his pants to get them lose.

he lets his head comfortable on your pillow, the smell of your shampoo engulfing him as you pull his pants and boxers down just to be slapped slightly by his cock hitting against your face.

looking down he sees you make eye-contact with him while grabbing his dick and giving it long licks from the base till the tip.

oh yes, he'd imagined you like this a lot of times but none of that was and will ever compare to the real thing. the feeling of your warm tongue against him, your saliva slowly coating his dick and the small sounds of you gulping it down even tho it has his precum mixed in it.

this is it... I could stay here forever....

he thought while placing a hand on top of your head as you start taking him in your mouth. You opened your mouth as far as you could, jaw aching as he helped push his length in, his own lips parting as he watched, and once your throat constricted around his tip he stopped, hissing out. Your eyes burned as he held your head still, deep into your throat, pulling air through your nose as you relax your throat.

“That’s it. that's my good girl.” He praises before he pulls your head back and pushes it down again with a grunt. God, it was sinful watching Jungkook’s face. Watching how his brows furrowed and his lips remained parted, how he huffed and hissed as he slowly fucked into your throat, using your mouth for his pleasure.

But what you didn’t know was that he was only getting you accustomed to his size before the grip to your hair tightened, his free hand rested at the small of your face and he bobbed your head faster on him.

Grunting and hissing, Jungkook was relentless against your throat. Your nose meeting his pelvis over and over as tears gathered in your eyes, streaming down. He stopped to pull away fully, a trail of drool and his arousal connecting you both, allowing you a deep intake of air before he pushed you back in.

You rolled your eyes back as he abused your throat, only letting him use you, but Jungkook was too turned, and he knew that if he continued to fuck your throat while your eyes rolled back and braless tits bounced like that against his big t-shirt you had on, he would cum.

and soon he did cum deep in your throat. he holds your head down, nose pressed against his pelvis as his cum splashed all over your mouth and your throat while you struggle to gulp around his huge girth. once done cumming for a few minutes he pulls your head off, both of you panting and he realises how much he loved your fucked out face.

he's surprised but also not, at how fucked up you look when you'd just gotten face-fucked by him... and the real deal wasn't even here yet.

it's sure going to be a long night....

he smiles and sits up pulling you in by grabbing the back of your neck and pressing your lips against his. you both messily make out as he pulls you towards him causing you to land on his lap. bringing his other hand up to cup your cheek he slides his tongue professionally into your mouth and rubs it against yours.

you moan softly at the feeling both of you sharing his taste from your mouth as you move your arms around his neck and lose your hands in his hair.

"sit on my face." He pants in between the kisses and lays back down pulling away. you are a little shocked by his request but always had a kink for face-sitting, so without giving it too much thought you sit up on your knees and take your underwear off from under his big shirt you were wearing.

he watches you attentively, grabbing a glance at your glistening pussy already dripping wet when you guys haven't even started doing anything.

tugging you up by your thighs he makes you sit on his face, mouth inches away from you as he could smell your arousal which caused him to grow hard again. wrapping his arms around your thighs, he pulls you closer and dives in immediately causing you to throw your head back and gasp at the sudden contact.

teasing you by rubbing the tip of his tongue in circles around your clit sends waves of electricity through your body as your thighs twitch next to his head from time to time.

you place a hand on the headboard for support while the other lands on the mattress as you moan softly while he continues teasing you. he stares up at you watching you carefully as you keep your head thrown back, continuous moans flowing from your mouth of his name.

he tugs you closer and flattens his tongue on you as you let out a low moan, hand moving down from the headboard to his hair. you grip and tug on it as jungkook start rubbing his flat tongue on your clit in circular motion, repeatedly.

"jung- ffffuck!" you moan it felt so good that you unconsciously start grinding your hips against his tongue to gain more friction. he groans at you using his tongue to get off causing your back to arch when his vibrations spread from your core thro your entire body.

he moves his tongue lower to your entrance and starts circling it with his tongue while his nose is pressed against your clit. you unconsciously move your hand up from the mattress and push your shirt up until it's revealing only a little bit of your under-boob, to get a clear view of Jungkook's face in between your thighs.

your groan at the sight of him holding your thighs tightly next to his head while devouring you completely. it causes you to continue riding his tongue and moaning as you arch your back into your hand, that was gripping a bunch of your shirt against your tummy, again and tug onto his hair. he pushes his tongue inside your seeping cunt and you gasp at the feeling.

he moves his tongue in and out of you, the tip of it brushing against this one point that has you squirming and drooling on top of him cause the electric shocks it was sending through your body felt amazing.

gripping onto his hair tighter and looking down at him through hooded eyes from time to time, you feel your high approaching you quickly. jungkook stares up at you in awe his hand moving up to rub sensually on your soft tummy while the other stays on your thigh as he feels you clench around his tongue understand that you're about to cum.

he keep rubbing his warm huge hand on your skin, kneading your soft flesh and pinching here and there from time to time while fastening his tongue movement going in and out of you.

you whine out a moan of his name, arch into his hand while your thighs shudder next to his head and cum hard on his face and mouth. he continues softly licking and sucking you and helps you ride out your high as you continue moaning softly here and there while trying to calm your breathing down.

you calm down completely and look down only to realise jungkook is pulling you in again as he starts licking at your cunt. you gasp and try to pull away but he holds you firmly by your thighs and teases you by brushing the tip of his tongue against your bud.

your body jolts at the action and you twitch above him, letting out a squeal while he takes your bud in his mouth and starts sucking on it harshly. you tug onto his hair while trying to get away from him, your head getting thrown back as you whine.

"pl-ease- AH!" you arch your back when you feel him use his teeth on the bundle of nerves causing electric shocks to run through your body. he continues playing with it with his tongue and teeth, sucking and nibbling on it alternatively which is making your brain go hazy.

your thighs shake as you feel your high approaching quick, since you were still sensitive from the last one. your eyes roll back into your head as you yelp in pleasure, squirting all over his face and cum hard.

he was taken by a little shock because he didn't know you were a squirter. he helps you ride out your high, tongue swiping softly against your dripping cunt while rubbing soothing circles on your thighs that twitch beside his head.

you sigh and slowly move off of him as he sits up too, wiping his face with the back of his hand but you don't miss out how he licks your arousal off of it. he leans forward onto all fours and hovers over you causing you to lie down against the pillows kept behind you.

he leans in and softly presses his lips against yours, placing his hands next to your head on the pillow. you wrap your arms around his neck and open your mouth to let his tongue in, rubbing yours against his both of you moaning softly.

breaths mingle and so does the taste of both of yours orgasms mix up with spit, as you both messily make out while he pushes your legs up a little by the back of your knees. he pulls away with a soft smacking sound made by your lips and moves down to your neck, leaving wet open mouthed kisses only to leave dark purple hickeys all over.

you moan softly while playing with his hair and he continues moving lower and lower. pushing your shirt up on your stomach again, while he fixes himself between your legs again as you keep your hands in his hair when he lowers himself into you again.

pressing your head back against the pillow you tug onto his hair upon the felling of his warm tongue on you again. he leaves long stripes of his spit with his tongue. your arousal as well as his drool coating your pussy and making it shine.

fuck she tastes so good I can't get enough.

he groans and shoves his tongue into your cunt as you arch your back and tug onto his hair. he look up at you from in between your legs to see you taking hold of your breast from over his t-shirt and it gives him the motivation to keep going.

moving his tongue away and focusing it on your clit, he pushes a finger inside you causing you to shudder his name. he plays with your clit as his rough finger moves in and out of you skillfully, making you feel so good. he adds another finger and has you squirming and moaning his name easily under him.

pulling away from your clit he keeps fingering you, bringing his thumb to your clit and starts rubbing it in circles too when you arch your back against your hand and clench around him letting him know you're close.

"nu-huh you're cumming on my dick this time." He pants softly and pulls his hands away from you.

you let out a soft whine and open your eyes to meet his hooded ones. you see him take his tank top off as well as his joggers, his thick hard dick standing tall and proud against his tummy. licking his lips he stares at you who was panting while staring back.

"Lets get this off since you already have it up like this." He mumbles and leans down taking hold of the hem of his shirt you were wearing and pulling it over your head. he looks at your nipples in a little shock upon seeing a heart-shaped nipple pasties on it.

"what?" You look at him and then down at your chest and figure out why he's staring at your tits like that. bringing your hand up you were about to peel it off when he grabs your wrist and stops you.

"keep it on." is all he says and holds your wrist next to your head. his other hand positions his tip against your hole and slowly pushes in. you gasp at the stretch but your arousal helps him push in easily as he eventually settles himself deep inside you.

you felt so perfectly stretched and so full. you look up at him on top of you and see his face contorted in pleasure. he leans down and presses a chaste kiss on your lips before slowly pulling out and pushing back in until his hips meet yours. your mouth hangs open, his imitating yours as you bring your hand up to cup his cheek while he presses his forehead against yours.

"You feel too good, Y/n." He groans and starts thrusting in and out at a steady pace, holding himself back from cum already.

both of yours lips brush against eachother, pants and moans shared along with heavy breaths as he continues thrusting in and out of you. it felt so good and you both didn't want the feeling to ever end.

"f-fast-er please!" you moan against his lips wrapping your arm around his neck to help keep you grounded in some way, when he switches angles a little and starts pistoning faster into you.

you throw your head back and moan his name loudly, gripping onto his shoulders. he moves his other hand to your breast and takes hold of it, seeing how perfectly his hand engulfs it and the cute heart-shaped pasty covering your nipple.

God I'm gonna cum so hard.

he groans and throws his head back while straightening himself up. he grabs you by your hips and flips you over, manhandling you onto your fours and pulls your hips up. he pushes himself back in immediately while you hold onto the pillows and moan loudly.

he holds onto your hips tightly and starts thrusting in and out at an animalistic pace, staring at your plump ass slapping against his pelvis and producing lewd sounds that fill the room.

his eyes catch something and he looks more carefully to see a small tattoo, in between the dimples at the end of your spine.

"plum"

"fuck-" He groans and runs his thumb over it. he knew you were crazy but he didn't know you were this crazy. bringing his hand forward he grabbed you by the back of your hair and pulled you up, until your back was pressed against his chest.

"plum huh?" he pants against your earlobe before biting onto it as you moan. "who are you so plum for? tell me." he groans and keeps holding onto your hair.

"hng- ahh- Kook!" you moan out loudly.

"who?" he grits against your ear while tugging onto your hair a little more.

"you! fuc- God!" you yell out placing your hand on the forearm of his hand that snuck its way around your waist and was now started rubbing against your clit.

"me? and? is there someone else?" he stares at you in amazement at how easily you were a putty in his hands.

"no! just you! only yo-huf-you! always!" you pant out shutting your eyes tightly and digging your nails into his forearm as he keeps rubbing his hand on your clit in circular motion and thrusting into you too.

"thats right baby. just me. it always should be just me." he smiles and pushes your head forward till its pressed tightly against the pillow and increases his pace of moving in and out of you, even more.

your moans come out muffled against the pillow while he keeps a hand places on your head and the other rubbing your clit as he feels himself cumming. he throws his head back and moans out your name, coating your walls with his seed. he keeps thrusting in and out of you to ride out his high, fingers still rubbing against your bud as you spasm and squirt around his cock, your high following right after.

your walls now coated with his and your cum, a lot of it dripping down your thighs too as you shake while jungkook leans down against you from behind and places multiple kisses against your back, rubbing softly here and there.

squirting not only once but twice had knocked the air out of you and you were too exhausted to move even an inch. you feel jungkook press a few kisses on your hair and mumble a "I'll be right back" before he left to go to the bathroom and come back with a warm towel to help clean you up.

he turns you over slowly and cleans you up being as gentle as ever and makes sure to place multiple kisses everywhere on your skin. he cleans himself up too and helps you wear his shirt again before putting on his joggers and laying down next to you.

he pulls you closer and rubs soothing circles against your arm while pressing the "play" button on his laptop to continue watching the movie that you guys were. you snuggle into him and entangle your legs together, listening to his gentle heartbeat while watching the movie.

"I wanted to ask..." he starts causing you to look up at him. ".... about those stickers on your nipples. was they on purpose?" he looks down at you.

"not really I use them practically all the time." you shrug.

"so the other day when I hugged you and asked if you weren't wearing a bra and you said yes, you had these on?" he raises an eyebrow.

"mhm" you nod and look down at the laptop screen.

"can I see them again?" he pushes the laptop away and places it next to you while turning to face you.

"didn't you already see them?" You ask when he climbs on top of you and his hands move to pull your shirt up your chest.

"not really. I was distracted." he smiles and pushes your shirt over your breasts and stares at your boobs while licking his lips.

your heartbeat rises a little as he continues staring hungrily dragging his hand up your side and resting in right under your boob.

"are they supposed to look this attractive?" he looks up at you for a second before looking back at your boobs again.

"I don't know. noones ever seen me like this." you blush and look away when he suddenly leans down and presses a kiss on your cheek.

"can I motorboat?" he stares fondly into your eyes as you nod slowly and he smiles, pressing a kiss on your lips before moving your cheek and then lowering himself to your neck.

he kisses, licks and bites onto the skin on your neck leaving hickeys while moving down to your chest. you pant softly as he starts playing kisses all over your chest too sometimes biting here and there only to cause you to gasp.

he presses his face in between your boobs while his big hands push your boobs further against his face from each side. he honestly couldn't get enough of the smell of you. wanting to stay in the position forever, he snuggles his head more in your chest causing you to giggle since it tickled, as he keeps his head shoved in between your boobs.

"I could stay here forever." his voice comes out muffled from your chest as he looks up at you smiling trying his best to ignore his semi-hard on. moving his head in between your boobs again you laugh softly and play with his hair, turning your head to look at the laptop screen to continue watching the movie.

"is this the right time to say that I brought up the topic, on purpose, just to see if you'd approve of me doing something like that?" you feel him smile against your chest.

"aha! I knew it! but I let you off easily..." he chuckles and holds both of your boobs with his hands while elbowing himself up a little. "...and that was just because I love you too much." He plunges his face back in between your boobs while you laugh outloud, throwing your head back and wrap your arms around his shoulders.

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

1. What is you middle name? It's either bait ali or ali bait [roughly translates to house of Ali] [[not many people know about my middle name lol] 2. How old are you? 14 3. When is your birthday? 27/11/2009 4. What is your zodiac sign? Saggitarius 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 5. What is your favorite color? Red/orange/purple/black 6. What’s your lucky number? 6 7. Do you have any pets? Used to 8. Where are you from? Technically i'm from iran but i don't look it, i was born in kuwait and my mum just tells me to say 'iraqi' 9. How tall are you? 166cm 10. What shoe size are you? idfk 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 of the same pair 12. What was your last dream about? Reliving a bad memory, then finding the person everywhere and trying to hide while my mum drags me closer [we had to go run errands, but i'd always find him there and i couldn't leave] 13. What talents do you have? I can turn off my emotions :3 14. Are you psychic in any way? Answered this 15. Favorite song? Right now it's honeypie [for the beat, it makes me happi] 16. Favorite movie? idk 17. Who would be your ideal partner? I'm aroace so idfk 18. Do you want children? One day i might wanna adopt a kid, but i aint sure 19. Do you want a church wedding? I don't want any wedding lol 20. Are you religious? Spiritual not religious 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? who hasn't??? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Never been caught doing illegal shit but the worst thing i've done was like, steal a fucking math book 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Nat Amoore [author, but i dont think she's a celeb lol] 24. Baths or showers? showers 25. What color socks are you wearing? None, i'm on my bed lol but i wear black socks 26. Have you ever been famous? nuh-uh, thank god 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Would rather die /gen 28. What type of music do you like? Vocaloid, breakcore, indie/alt rock 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nuh-uh 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, one to hug and one to hide my books/laptop [i don't sleep on it though 31. What position do you usually sleep in? Fetal but hugging a pillow 32. How big is your house? Not ours, but it's medium 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I don't eat breakfast lol 34. Have you ever fired a gun? If only 35. Have you ever tried archery? If only times two 36. Favorite clean word? supercalifragilisticexpialadocious 37. Favorite swear word? fuck 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? idfk a week? 39. Do you have any scars? yea 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Complicated but yeah, twice/thrice [?!?!?] 41. Are you a good liar? Yeah, when i want to be 42. Are you a good judge of character? I don't think so 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? I change accents depending on who i'm talking to so 44. Do you have a strong accent? Nope 45. What is your favorite accent? I think irish cus it sounds cool 46. What is your personality type? Entp! [i was esfp then enfp then intp then entp] 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? I'm not sure 48. Can you curl your tongue? ye 49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie 50. Left or right handed? Left 51. Are you scared of spiders? only super big ones, but i usually just freeze when one is on me 52. Favorite food? Rice and yoghurt w lentils [imjadarah] 53. Favorite foreign food? Warag anab [vine leaves i think it's called] 54. Are you a clean or messy person? messy asf 55. Most used phrased? "[accidentally dirty thing] you say?" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" [irl] 56. Most used word? "FUCK-" "WOOHOO!!!" "REALLY???" [irl]

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Not too long but i procrastinate it a lot so a while lol 58. Do you have much of an ego? The lowest fucking ego but i'll gaslight myself into thinking yes anyway 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck 60. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly, usually internally though 61. Do you sing to yourself? If i'm comfortable with the people i'm around, i will just randomly break into song 62. Are you a good singer? Not good, not horrible 63. Biggest Fear? Things never getting better 64. Are you a gossip? No, but if someone starts it i'll go along with it 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I don't watch dramas lol 66. Do you like long or short hair? All hair is cool, but i would love to have shorter hair 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? the only states i know are 1-north carolina 2-idaho 3-Texas 4-florida 5-ohio 6-Washington 7-Wyoming 8-South carolina 9-Arizona [on the spot at least] 68. Favorite school subject? sport/gym 69. Extrovert or Introvert? I love people but i get overwhelmed easily so i need to recharge, i've been called an extroverted introvert so idk 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope, seems scary 71. What makes you nervous? being alone with one person 72. Are you scared of the dark? Not really, if i feel something in there i flip off the darkness and say "Fuck you" and it makes me feel better 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Rarely 74. Are you ticklish? Kinda 75. Have you ever started a rumor? Accidentally in like 3rd grade about a killer being in the window of the unit outside our school [i was misunderstood] 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Sometimes i have to parent my siblings when my mums gone but not really 77. Have you ever drank underage? No 78. Have you ever done drugs? nope 79. Who was your first real crush? it's complicated lol 80. How many piercings do you have? two, but they're closing off 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Answered this 82. How fast can you type? retook it 79WPM 83. How fast can you run? I'm really fast, it's very rare that someone can run faster than me 84. What color is your hair? Black 85. What color is your eyes? Very dark brown, i can't see my pupils if i look in the mirror 86. What are you allergic to? Bug bites, dust [well my sis is and i get the same reactions] 87. Do you keep a journal? Not anymore 88. What do your parents do? Not eachother that's for sure /silly My dad is a security guard and i'm not 100% sure what my mum does89. Do you like your age? No i want to be 18 asap 90. What makes you angry? Injustice 91. Do you like your own name? Robert? yes. Given name? fuck no. 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Nope 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? None lol 94. What are you strengths? Competitiveness, open-mindedness, self control when it comes to hurting others 95. What are your weaknesses? People pleasing, i dislike myself greatly which is probably a weakness, self control when it comes to doing something bad 96. How did you get your name? It came to my mum in a dream 97. Were your ancestors royalty? no but there was a knight who was also a poet, hatim al ta'i 98. Do you have any scars? y e 99. Color of your bedspread? I don't use any 100. Color of your room?

White

[apompkwrites]

I reinvented my love for One Piece specifically for Katakuri Charlotte. He became my favorite, so here's Katakuri!Leech.

☆☆

The eldest and most terrifying sibling of the Leech Twins who hides his mouth.

Katakuri!Leech is a calm, serious, and diligent man who devotes himself to protecting his family and Disamonia and achieving their objectives. When it comes to judging his opponent's power, Katakuri!Leech is neither boastful nor meek and so will bluntly point out when an opponent is clearly inferior to him, but will also notice if they pose a serious threat or are improving their abilities, and he will even commend enemies who demonstrate impressive strength or tactical maneuvers. He takes care to never underestimate his opponents' abilities, and rather than entertain the activation of a new ability he is quite pragmatic and will prevent his opponent from activating it.

He has short spiky teal hair and two symmetric scars on both sides of his face. He has long legs, with his thighs being equally as long as his lower limbs. His mouth, which is usually covered up, contains sharp pelican eel-like teeth and is capable of expanding to an enormous size in his merman form. His eyes have complete heterochromia, with his left eye being yellow, and his right eye being olive-brown, but both are sharp and intense.

★

His eel merman form is the widest and tallest out of the merman at both RSA and NRC.

He wears his scarf everywhere and everyday to cover up his mouth and scars.

A secret sweetheart who loves donuts and watching over his siblings along with the other Black Sheep.

He was sorted into Disamonia during his first year NRC sorting ceremony and has remained in the dorm ever since.

He helps fix Sans!Zigvolt's dorm uniform and make sure his hair isn't as messy as his bed hair. They're roommates.

★☆

Katakuri!Leech and Sans!Zigvolt Friendship

A couple of friends turned to roommates. They didn't room together during their first year, they became roommates during their second year and continued to be roommates for their third year.

Katakuri!Leech helps him with his hair to make sure it isn't as messy as his bed hair while Sans!Zigvolt helps him by getting his Donuts from the Pastry Chef.

Sans!Zigvolt often sleeps on him especially when they're supposed to do homework. Katakuri!Leech doesn't mind it however since Sans!Zigvolt usually does his homework whenever he's encouraged to.

Katakuri!Leech: Don't forget to head to Sam's Shop. We ran out of tea earlier today. *flicking a coin in the air and catches it*

Sans!Zigvolt: And, donuts? *smiles at the slight perk up from him*

Katakuri!Leech: Yes, don't forget them either!

waaah hi hi it's been awhile since i last saw you in my inbox :OO

i can imagine when they were younger, floyd and jade (mostly floyd) like, climbing all over katakuri!leech bc they were so!! big!! (also jade 100% teases floyd about matching eye colors with katakuri!leech)

imagine them meeting lil ashengrotto!!! omg just lil octomer and big eelmer! lil ashengrotto has scary dog (eel) privileges.

and then katakuri!leech with sans!zigvolt >:)) i dont think sebek would be able to talk to sans!zigvolt after fidning out about their roommate.

[spitegeous-azzburn]

12.06.2023

ok im writing this from work bc it’s already late and im bored. (tough being a secretary lol)

today is valentine’s day in brazil. only one of my friends actually has a valentine, so we just heard her talking abt it for a second and that was it. none of us care

this morning our english teacher let us take popcorn to class because we were going to watch a movie!! and since my sweet popcorns are really famous around my friends and family, i made some and shared it (not with the whole class)

it was a really boring movie about an orphan during Industrial England, and once i found out the title of the movie and searched it online, me and my friends stopped paying attention. (in our defence, nobody was. not even the teacher)

during break time, me and my friends played chess outside the school’s new library. the break only lasts for 15 min so we only had time for one match.

then in chemistry class we had a practical class (finally)!! i love going to the lab. its a bit messy but i feel intelligent (dont judge me)

they changed the lights in my workplace. it used to be a white light, but now there’s two yellow ones, and even tho i admit they’re aesthetic, they only give me more desire to sleep. I CRAVE MY BED CAN I PLEASE GO HOME

only half an hour for my shift to end. i can take it i can take it i can take it i can

[bitchkay]

May I bother you with a request for a list of requests that are in your inbox/WIPs? it's ok if you don't want to also

Alot--🤭🤭

Less than I thought actually

Like I have a ridiculous amount of drafts but such a small portion of that is actual WIPs and asks that have yet to be answered

I did count tho

Out of almost 200 drafts (dont judge me) like 40(39 actually) are actually WIPs/asks

And out of that just over half are actually like horny asks yk the nsfw shit😈

And the rest are (whether it's an ask or not) stand alone posts be it a headcanon post, full length fanfic(700 words+ and/or formatted as such), scenarios/drabbles(usually under 300 words) or me just talking

As for my Google docs

16

15 of which are full length fanfics and about half of those are already like 2000+ words

The other one is just a scenario I started for Sherry last week

Heres a list from oldest to newest currently in my drafts

Court of darkness characters with a black s/o part 1 (headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with a black s/o part 2 (headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with an s/o that writes poetry (headcanons)

April fools stories but they're actually good(nsfw short scenarios)

Loving on Tino cus were in a drought for Tino content (horny ask)

CoD cones giving backshots part 1 (nsfw headcanons/scenarios)

Fenn is a whore, mc should have her way with him (horny ask)

Assigning court of darkness characters my little pony kins (headcanons)

Violet is deeply in love with you therefore she is fucking you very hard (horny ask)

Soft Addis Ira HCs *non romantic* (headcanons)

Dia Akedia 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️ (me analyzing dia under a microscope/studying his queer codedness with research and references)

Violet with a mommy kink. (horny ask)

Quartus NSFW headcanons (nsfw headcanons)

Court of darkness characters with a bratty s/o (nsfw headcanons)

Breeding kink with Addis Ira (horny ask)

Fucking Dia in a mushroom paradise his bedroom (horny ask)

Tino getting a love boner (fanfic/scenario)

Domming Guy (horny ask)

Being a brat with Guy (horny ask)

Making love to Fenn (horny ask)

Ass, tits, or thighs, Court of darkness edition (headcanons)

Thirsty for Dia (horny ask)

Toa book 2 smut (horny ask(

Roy in bondage (horny ask)

Loving on Rio with freckles (horny ask)

Give mc a dick, see what happens, w/ fenn (horny ask)

My favorite part about each consort (me showing love to my boys💞)

Quartus seeing you cry during sex (horny ask)

Lynt and fucking in the library nook (horny ask)

Cuddling with Hawke (headcanons)

T4T w Dia (horny ask)

Kings orgy (horny ask)

Loving and fucking on Aquia (horny ask)

Roy giving hot messy creampies (horny ask)

Threesome with guy and Toa (horny ask)

Toa being a little shit as a sub (horny ask)

Threesome with Sherry and Violet (horny ask)

Quartus😈😈 (horny ask)

Addis Ira(horny ask)

And for the Google docs now

In no particular order cus I forget what's the oldest😶😶

I be in and out of those mfs, they be rearranging themselves

Sleepover with Sherry Invidia (smut)

N/A (Zev Avari smut)

Just like that~ (threesome with Grayson and Tino)

Special Lessons *requested* (Lou smut)

"C'mon share." (threesome with Guy and Fenn)

Intimacy beyond word *modern AU* (Rio smut)

F-R-EAAK (tino smut)

N/A (Lynt smut)

To fall into bed with you~ (Lance suggestive fluff)

My roommates brother *modern AU* (Zev Avari smut)

Between screens *modern AU* (Knight smut)

LUVU2D3ATH <3 (Lance suggestive fluff)

Morning after (Lance fluff)

Lamborghini *modern AU* (Roy smut)

An Irian bride (Young! Addis Ira)

Come through~ *modern AU* (Rio smut)

Now I know what you're about to say "Kay that's literally so much!" but listen

The stuff in my Google docs has been sitting for more time than the stuff in my drafts

From the stuff in my drafts the oldest thing there is from August and that was less than 6 months ago

Some of the stuff in my Google docs has been there since last year

I'm not overwhelmed by the amount of shit I haven't finished

Once upon of time this would scare me but I'm good keep em coming cus I love this shit

I love receiving asks for yall and listen my anons freaky as shit yall keep me entertained

Some of yall write full on essays in my indox about these mfs and bitch I encourage it more life to you

Yall want to make sweet love to Aquia? REAL‼

Yall wanna tie Roy up to the bed while you overstim his cock? EVEN REALER‼

Send it my way I will get back to you eventually all I ask is you be patient

[hotgirlslovec0ffee]

temporary fix

(fem x male)

Inspired by the song Temporary Fix (a personal fav)

This was originally a Niall fic, because i'm a sucker for that man, but i decided not to put any names so everyone can enjoy it!

warnings: nsfw, slight smut description but a lot of sexual tension, english is not my first language so pls dont judge!!!

from a male perspective

She looked so good, it was unfair.

Everything was unfair, that she was with him, that I was the one for her even though we were not together anymore, even though I selfishly left her, she knew it but still chooses to ignore it. And believe me she knew it all.

Oh she knew.

Everyone knew, I could sense it and with one look at her I knew he was not the one she wanted to be with, hell he didn't even know what she liked.

Her eyes battled with mines trying to tell me an encrypted message.

My eyes scanned her whole body trying to see through her clothes and skin, remembering how good she looked with nothing on while she was laying under me.

I couldn't stop imagining her naked with one of my t-shirt’s on, messy brunette hair slipping through her shoulders while she walks away from my bed towards the bathroom.

Fuck, she was driving me insane.

I was going to explode.

I needed her

I needed her right now

Her gaze drop to my lips and right there my body 

My body started moving automatically  swinging through the dance floor trying my best to not look desperate

Like a predator trying to catch their prey

But who was who?

She tricked you by the way her body folded and moved with the rhythm, the way her hair moved swiftly leaving her naked neck on display. The way that tiny dress hugged her body perfectly, torturing me  while going up and down her thigh revealing more of her bare delicious skin

She knew it was making e go feral b the way a small devilish smirk appeared on her face

Everyone was looking at her, everyone except the asshole that had her arm hooked around her waist

She saw me, I knew she did by the way she looked at me.

What does a pretty girl like you doing here

Ugh just having fun and you pretty boy?

Looking for my pretty girl

Good luck finding her 

I think i just did

She hold a grin on her face.

It was like an unspoken rule, she guided me to the floor forgetting about her guy and swinging her hips with the music, like a hypnotic dance, that was working in case you were wondering.

Her hands found its  way to my neck, gently tugging my  hair in  there making

Soo whats ya name ?

whatever you want to call me 

Ohhh she is perfect, god.

Our lips only a sigh away

Are we pretending we don't know each other? 

I don't know, depends if you are into role play

Then in that case i wanna be a french opera singer

I laughed, of course, she laughed back ,what a beautiful sound.

With a french name of course like Brigitte or Amelie

God y/n i cannot take you seriously

Damn you just ruined my character and my whole night

Sorry miss , how can I make it up to you?

Hmmm… we can roll in the darkness and maybe you can put your hand wrapped where my heart is.

Sounds tempting, but only for tonight?

Depends….

I shut her laugh with a gentle kiss, lips syncing at the same rhythm like they were following a perfect synchronized choreography. Her nails scratched the back of my neck as I introduced my tongue in her mouth, she knew I was in control and she loved it.

She pulled back slightly and i took this as an advance to attack her neck

God I missed you like crazy

Me too darling, dont worry im here now and ready for you, ready to make it up for being an asshole.

Ready for me? Wow what a gentleman

Always , I feel like we should go somewhere more private unless you don't mind giving a show to everyone

Hmmm I think I pass, but there's a small janitor room at the end of the hallway.

She gasped as her back hit the wall, lips attached and tongues fighting for dominance.

She controlled me, she always did.

My knees grew weak as she sucked my bottom lip, and a moan threatening my throat when she started to palm me though the clothes.

We knew our bodies better than anyone else.

Love if you keep doing that I may need to take you right here

There's nothing I would love more

Our clothes quickly discarded 

Room became filled with obscene sounds and heavy breaths

One hand holding her thigh to get a better angle, the other on my cock as i pushed gently into her

Fuck

Shit, i forgot how good it felt

Her hands pushed me back into a kiss , messy and passionate, one that would bruise our lips so hard the would turn purple for weeks. My movements became harder as she begged for it , crying into my mouth as I swallowed her moans.

I'm not going to last any longer darling

Fuck, me neither, feels so good

I moved her leg trying to stretch her more so I could hit that exact spot, and by the sounds she was making I knew I found it.

She was coming closer by seconds, her walls squeezing me as her orgasm hit her, mine following, painting her insides.

My thrust became sloppy as I rode her through her orgasm, sensitive sounds and pleads to make me stop.

Im sorry

I know

I missed ya a lot

I can see that

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

This is gonna be a kinda long post cuz I was looking through the pictures I took with my first digital camera and feeling nostalgic

Most of them are just pictures of layla and mercedes but theres a few of me

This was my friends bunny Radar

The year i got this camera was the year with the most snow ive ever seen. Think we had maybe 2 feet in one night?

One of my few blanket forts. I wouldve liked to make more but I always ended up getting frustrated when I couldn't find things to weigh down the edges of the sheets and they kept falling down. Honestly kinda surprised I managed it with the satin ones here cuz theyre extra slippery (I stopped using them on my bed cuz they slid off too easily and I got annoyed with constantly having to readjust them)

This dude freaked out all the kids in the neighborhood lol. We were convinced he was haunted cuz he would move around sometimes. I dont think he's been over there for several years so im guessing whoever owned him moved.

My friend Jared took this picture of me before English class one day. I wore that jacket a lot. I eventually had to get rid of it cuz I let layla tug on the sleeves when we rough housed and they were getting pretty shredded at the ends

I think this was also the first year I did an Easter egg hunt for layla

And the last time I went to silver dollar city. I'm not sure what I was looking at in that first picture. Not the camera, clearly. That was. Not a trip I enjoyed all that much. I mean it was fun but going on trip was always stressful for me and it was always worse when my dads parents were there cuz despite raising 2 autistic kids they did NOT know how to handle an autistic kid. My parents being with us on this trip made it a little better cuz my mom would set boundaries for me and told them to give me space after a meltdown.

But the small amounts of gender dysphoria I've experienced were a lot worse back then but I didnt know what it was so I also couldn't articulate why them buying me a dress absolutely did NOT cheer me up.

That second picture was the gemstone panning thing that silver dollar city had which is where I got a bunch of my smaller rocks. Mostly sodalite and calcite. Some garnet and different types of quartz. Also had some pyrite which I had in a small jar on a necklace but I have no idea what happened to it. Also not sure what happened to that hat from the last picture. I got it from a souvenir shop in downtown Branson. I still wish id gotten the blue one instead of the pink one.

Mercedes judging my messy ass room. Behind her you can see a bag i made entirely out of magazine clippings

Ok ok so this picture is actually half the reason I decided to look through the pictures from this camera. This was how I liked to decorate my room for Christmas in middle school. I also had 2 mini Christmas trees set up on my night stand. It had 2 levels to it (picture a step) so I had one on each level.

Also in my window sill is the aquarium part of the "self sustaining" aquarium/terrarium we made in 6th grade science out of old coke bottles. I kept that thing for like 2 years. The fish died pretty early on. Got eaten by the snail. Which somehow made MORE snails (I do not know how snail reproduction works) and I ended up with like 30 snails in that bottle. Eventually all the water evaporated out and my mom convinced me to throw the bottle away

THIS is the other picture I was looking for. Layla had a lot of Christmas sweaters cuz she got cold easily. The santa suit was also laylas but I would put it on mercedes sometimes. This is one of the few pictures I have of them dressed up together. I didnt put clothes on mercedes too often cuz she hated it lol

There was a less blurry picture right before this one but mercedes looks mad in this one and I felt it encapsulated her personality better. Also. Man almost forgot about that rocking chair. It was at my grammys for the longest time and then we took it at some point. It was ugly as hell but it was like a giant stim toy for me. Both for rocking but also I liked the rounded parts on the arm rests cuz I could rub my fingers in the divots between them. Mercedes was not happy when we got rid of that chair.

This was about as close as they ever got to cuddling. Mercedes was never a cuddly cat. She tolerated harley cuddling up to her when she was a kitten but I think thats just cuz she was old. She probably wouldn't have tolerated it at all when she was younger.

Is it weird that I can tell I was watching ncis when I took this just by that part of the screen. This was also when my recliner still reclined lol. The handle you had to pull to bring up the foot rest was a plastic thing on the end of a wire and the wire snapped....I think the first day after my sophomore year of highschool?

Aaand heres where I finally figured out I could turn off the flash on my camera in highschool lol

Mercedes after a haircut (while I was cleaning my room)

She looks so soft here 🥺 i miss her

[kxwxsxo]

it was one of the counselor's last week here. There was a gathering in the they cabin, the best cabin. Mostly because it open floor, we have our own cabinets, our own lights by our beds, and because we have more outlets. But I degress, i was house sitting for Casey. The house I used to live in last summer, my first summer in Virginia. I had the choice to stay another night or leave, just to get out of his way, I left. I wish I had stayed. There was too much going on and I'm a nosy person. I get into everyone's business, gossip, and I judge. I cant help it. it's in my blood. Jaime, the one leaving, got with Allie, one of the intern. Allie and I have the same birthday. Same year, almost same time. The sloans, were hardcore flirts. We all know they have a crush on each other. Messy ppl here. I'm just surprise how out and open they are about the business their doing. like, they just dont care or maybe have to much trust on us? If it's in front of me, I'm gonna want to know more but also, what the hell am I suppose to do with all this inform. I dont like storing it in. This stuff isnt really bothering me. I'm just trying to distract myself. R hasnt been talking to me. It sucks that he is my FP right now. I have BPD btw. Interpersonal relationships are a struggle for me. I don't like getting to know a lot of ppl for that reason, but when I do, it's intense. I cry a lot and its usually bc of R. Or I allow it to be about R. I'll get over it. I guess we're done finally now. It just sucks bc I'm gonna want to find a replacement. I'm gonna a shop at old navy today to distract myself today. me and my new headphones. maybe try to find new jewelry for my piercings.

[vacesweep]

more vace propaganda (throwaway so this isnt on my main)

the stuff from when i submitted him is entirely from memory so im directly grabbing snippets from the game files this time around (stuff from the game will be in italics like this spoilers for the game btw) starting with if solanaceae is dating vace during the green vertumna ending (warning for abuse cause he is like intentionally written to be abusive)

As the military gains more power under Lum, Vace feels ambivalent over the increased role he's forced take in adjudicating the pointless squabbles of colonists indefinitely trapped in a tin can- more akin to a police officer than a pround defender. This ambivalence turns to bitterness and resentment. He backslides even further during your relationship with him, eventually becoming violent. Your relationship with him ends in a protracted, messy manipulative break-up that occupies the gossip mill for weeks.

this is the only ending where he becomes physically abusive... to solanaceae at least as if you dont break him and nemmie up and dont manage to corral him to therapy this is a piece of his ending card

Vace loves the idea of having a family to protect. Nemmie retires from active duty when they announce that they're expecting their first child... and then second, and their third shortly after that. He and Nemmie are the picture of bliss for years... that is until it all comes crashing down. Vace is your friend, which is probably why you didnt see the cracks until their family was already broken. Nemmie takes the kids and leaves him in the middle of the night, and Vace never really tells you why... but judging from the way people rally around Nemmie so he can't get to her again, you can take a guess.

the snippet if vace does go to therapy isnt much better

You know that Nemmie was never the mothering type, and having kids is tough on her. (<- nemmie has been repeatively establish throughout the game to not want to be a mom and break up with you if you get the prolific parent career) and Sometimes you wonder if they're truly happy together or just... stuck with each other, but at least they've found some peace.

here are the snippets from if you're dating him first if he goes to therapy (good ending?)

Your relationship has its ups and downs. Vace has a lot of unpacking to do, and it takes time. On his worst days, he's just as he was before: quick to anger, and quick to fall back on intimidation tactics to get his way. You're able to see through to the struggling man underneath, but it takes a toll on both of you. You date on-and-off, fighting and making up often. He's never violent or cruel towards you, (sideeyes other endings) but after a while... you just realize you're unhappy. You're both unhappy. Your relationship feels more like an metaphor for his self-improvement than a beautiful thing you share. Eventually you break up for good. [if mem_ending_parent] He says he'll help with the kids... but he doesn't really have the patience for it.

and without it

Your relationship has its dizzy highs, but more than its fair share of horrible lows. You kind of like it though... it keeps things spicy. You've never been happier than when you and Vace are tearing into each other, whether it be on the training mats or in bed. It makes you feel alive. It all comes down when one of Vace's soldier buddies breaks rank and tells you... Vace is doing the same with other people. The fight is cataclysmic. You scream and throw things, but nothing gets through to Vace. Just like how things were between him and Nemmie, he doesn't consider your feelings at all. He's in it for only one person: himself. When word gets out you two are quits for good, Nemmie gloats about it for days.

here are some bits from nemmie's endings that relate to vace as well with them staying together

However... as the years pass, you begin to see cracks form in Nemmie's happy household. Vace's overbearing nature really leaps out when he had her trapped with three of his kids under their roof, insisting he doesn't want his kids to be raised in 'some hippie creche' like Nemmie was. [if mem_vace_therapyComplete] Nemmie is miserable. She tells you about how they fight all the time- about how every day, she's scared that he'll go back to his old habits and things will break bad between them again, but she's so hopeful because she knows Vace is trying his hardest to be a good partner. It doesn't last forever, though. Vace trusts you, (and not his goddamn wife??) and with you on Nemmie's side, you get him to change his mind on the creche. With more time to breathe at home, the Nemmie you love returns. (no therapy version ->) Eventually, their relationship takes a turn for the worst. Nemmie shows her physical wounds on her skin, but it's harder to see the emotional ones. When she flees to your quarters late one night with bruises, you welcome her in and give her all the support you wished you could have given her all those long years she couldn't see.

and if you break them up

Nemmie's relationship with Vace may have been brief, but it was formative. She doesn't throw herself into loving anyone that deeply again for a long time, instead focusing hard on her work. You're by her side during her misadventures in dating some of the other soldiers- and once, notably, Rex- howling with shared indignity and laughter with every awkward breakup.

for a bit more of a spotlight of how specifically formative vace was nemmie's first relationship and she was 16 going on 17 while vace was 20 going on 21 He Is 4 Years Older Than Both Nemmie And Solanaceae And They Are The Only Named Characters He Can Get Romantically Involved With solanaceae and nemmie were 14-15 when he first meets them i dont remember exactly how old cause i havent played the game in almost a year n the files im using rn (endings + vace's character file) dont have that specific info in them but in the game you can click on character portraits to see the info you have about them which includes their actual ages (+ in game birthmonth) in them anyway theres a lot more i can include but its late n this is already long so heres the specific event i was referencing in my submission i'll do this -> (...) <- to indicate that im omitting some lines for length

You're feeling self-destructive today, so you go looking for Vace. He finds you first. CLANG! Vace gets the drop on you, grabbing you around the neck and slamming you into the metal wall. You're dragged unceremoniously into a side room. Vace's hand clamped across your mouth. He throws you to the ground, and you take quick stock of your surroundings. It looks like a munitions room, though it's been mostly empited but for a few stacks of boxes. There's no one here except you and Vace. Vace stands over you, placing his heavy boot on your chest to keep you pinned to the ground. "It's time you and I had a little chat, Solanaceae." (... just two dialogue choices that lead to vace insulting you before continuing) "Here's what's going to happen," Vace says, deadly calm. (... vace explaing that is going to beat you up expects you to lie there n take it n then ->) "And three, you're going to wake up somewhere else knowing that if you ever mouth off to me in front of my men again, next time you aren't going to wake up." (... dialogue option of "screw me yourself, coward." leads to hookup n will break up him n nemmie if you havent already broken them up n then two skill check choices of Stop You Could Kill Me and Stop You Have More To Lose (ie his position n respect from others as a solider) Than I Do leading to the successful release ->) You close your eyes and wair for the blow to land. It doesn't. "Shit," Vace mutters, lowering his hand. He drops you back on the ground and steps away. "Get the hell out of here before I change my mind." You do that, fighting down the nauseating feeling of his eyes burning a hole in your back. It's not until you're back outside and gulping huge breathes of fresh air that you stop trembling.

you can cheat on vace with a nonromantic victim of his btw n you can be in like an actual polycule in this game n attempting to date anyone else while in a monogamous relationship you automatically break up with the other person but you can cheat on vace if you want to cause he sucks so much back onto the event though those are the successful talking options you can also start fighting him back n convince him to fight you fairly (n then also run away immediately if you dont have enough skill for the Kick His Ass dialogue option netting you the same line about taking huge breathes of air to stop trembling) but here's the text for if you lose talking him down

"Please, don't hurt me." "I'm not hurting you," Vace says. "I'm making you stronger." You close your eyes. It doesn't help. As foretold in the prophecy, you awaken in the medbay some time later. Your skull feels like it's full of buzzing blip bugs. One of Congruence's monitors lights up and she slides over to your bedside. "Welcome back," she says in her best attempt at a soothing voice. "Don't be alarmed, it's quite normal to be disoriented after a head injury. How are you feeling?" (... two dialogue choices that only add one word to the following) Congruence whirrs. "Yes, according to the report from Vace, you were in a training accident," she says. "You should use more caution when sparring, Solanaceae. Concussions are not an advised part of a healthy training regimen."

you can get this event at like almost any time it just requires pissing vace off n solanaceae to be 17+ (as vace n nemmie start dating during their 17th birthday party) you might even be able to trigger it while already dating him (would have to test it tho) cause the thing that triggers the event is ~ if mem_fight_vace > 2 and the things you can do to get that number up are like winning at space soccer n then punching him for insulting your friend and winning sparring against him things unrelated to whether or not you're dating him here's some photos i took of the former event when i got it as a treat for reading all of this no one who dates him is getting a good relationship

QUARTER FINALS, MATCH 2

Propaganda under the cut!

Vace

Propaganda

well you (the pollrunner) already know cause hes ur icon but i will say that at least he is meant to suck as a romantic partner with only one ending (two if you include astronaut) having him and sol (the player character) staying together on the other end tho there's three ways to start dating him one is to make him go to therapy n then start dating after he is no longer abusing his girlfriend (either breaking them up by convincing him to dump nemmie or convincing nemmie that hes the scumbag he is n she deserves better) another is to be his side piece and the third way is getting him so mad he drags sol off by the neck to beat the shit out of them with this event ending with either him n sol sleeping together (also causing him and nemmie to break up) sol getting the living daylights beat out of them (to the point they got knocked out n needed medical care) with the implicit threat of vace will do this again if they dont stay out of his way and sol avoiding both of those things but being so shaken by the experience that theyre struggling to breath until theyre outside and fully away from him which gives a very different undertone to hooking up with him in this event

Kevan

Propaganda

this fucker tries to kill you 90% of the time unless you find out about all the incest he does and tell him you know about the incest and then if you do that he marries you and honestly i just don't know what to do with that other than go "hey what the fuck" also sometimes he tries to kill you EVEN IF you tell him you know about the incest

[rachelsquill]

murphi (black cat) was embarrassed to be caught cuddling with yuri (little cat)