#dont do what I do

[witheringthistle]

easy 25 workout:

-25 lunges

-25 pushups

-25 situps

burns around 55 calories for someone my size, and you can double, triple, even quadruple this workout if you need to burn more. easy to remember, easy to do!!

[bluesmileyy]

remembering the time i was at my family’s new years eve party during my femme lesbian phase and i was making fun of my younger self for having wanted facial hair. like “haha i remember when i even wanted a mustache” “ohh andrea you’re so weird bahaha”

[lil-cattz]

alone on my favorite holiday

[evanpeterswifeyyy]

Am I making you feel sick?

[ladysophiebeckett]

at work yesterday this man asked the price of some stuff and i was like '$35 and $40' and he was like 'and what about for me?' and i said 'nothing. we dont know each other enough for discounts' and he did not like that response and he did not come back.

[doegirldaydreamer]

ok hear me out. leaving people on read when you’re angry at them is just peak.

1. you’re not saying anything debatably friendship destroying

2. they think about that message. like, no. i’m not replying to that! have a think about what you just sent to me!!

okay thank you for my allotted once a month toxic post love you all dont be like me!

[r0tting-r0se]

yall im gonna rearrange my bedroom and clean it

its currently 1:21 am

give me luck

lalalala

[jigshawpuzzle]

Storytime of how I had my allergic reaction today because the cost of living crisis has me doing dumb shit

I went on a walk whilst I was back at my home county of the bumfuck beautiful Lancashire and I head down to the cafe to snag a bite to eat. Now it's not the cafes fault for me having the reaction, the sandwich was clearly labelled as containing oats, however, my dumbass did not assume before purchase that a ham sandwich on plain white bread would have oat flour anywhere in it. This ONE HAM SANDWICH, BEAT IN MIND, ONE SANDWICH CUT INTO THREE SMALL MEASLY PIECES, COSTS FOUR BLOODY POUNDS. Absolute daylight robbery. So I sits down, and I'm eating away at my overpriced bread and meat, and I noticed the ingredients and I'm like 'oh fuck'. But I scan the ingredients and I can't see where oat is mentioned, it just says 'contains oats'. So I decide that I'm not wasting £4 of myoney as an unemployed student and eat the sandwich anyways.

BAD IDEA.

It's not long before my throat begins to swell, and whilst my throat never CLOSES because that's just not how it rolls, it is dreadfully uncomfortable. But my father is coming to pick me up and I don't want him asking tons of questions or worrying because holy fuck I'm so socially exhausted I don't need to deal with that so I just suffer in silence.

We get home.

My limbs are numb.

All I can feel are my arms and legs tingling and my throat fucking ACHING.

What do you do in this situation?

❌ Ask for help

❌ Ask to go to your mum's so you can have your antihistamines

✅ Play Watch Dogs: Legion

And by the time I finished playing, my symptoms had subsided enough for me to stop worrying.

The great thing now about me being in the cinema, typing this very post with my snacks is that I can feel that my limbs aren't tingling eating them, which means that maybe, this time round, it's just anxiety. Or I'm still having the damn reaction, I don't give a fuck, my ice cream milkshake cost £5.29 and that's even MORE OF A RIPOFF!!!!

[slender-hero]

mod i am envious of your ability to tell such an enthralling and complicated story

hee hee hoo hoo thank you

[pipileo]

drawing something but then scrapping it at the last minute cause you realized it looked horrible

[witheringthistle]

i am disappointed I have to eat to survive

[c1nnam0ng1rl32]

Sometimes i don't want to get better

I just want to lay on the ground

And get so fucking high

So my soul will no longer ache

My heart won't feel itself break

My brain will start to fade

And leave my broken body betrayed

Until one day soon to come

My body will grow numb

And before you realize

It will be gone too

By c1nnam0ng1rl32

[gryphonlover]

So far no one's figured out that I've stopped taking notes halfway through the semester and just write fanfiction during class when I don't need to pay close attention.

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

STOP IVE RUINED MY FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD SHOW ONCE AND FOR ALL CAN SOMEONE LEND ME BLEACH PLEASE 😭😭😭💀💀💔