#dont ask why i watch sewage videos

[terrorbirb]

Why are people commenting on sewage cleaning videos on YouTube saying "WOMEN won't be doing this anytime soon 😂 this is one of the things MEN handle for all of us" unprompted?

[flirting-with-psychology]

Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? I think it was the bathroom door, and that’s pretty obvious why Stripes or polka dots? Polka dots Do you care if people touch you when they’re talking to you? Depends on the person. If it’s my crush then definitely yes. But I don’t want to be touched by some annoying people What is your gender? Female Do you think that people think its obvious? Generally, although sometimes I get insecure that my face looks too masculine especially when I’m not wearing makeup

How long did your first date last? I can’t remember what my first date was Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? Yes Highlight of your day? The Crown and the Flame finale Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? Boat Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? Usually Can you cook? Nope How high is your ceiling? Normal height Whats the worst job you can think of? Sewage worker  Do you swear a lot? Hell yes Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? Yes Is everything working in your house? I’m not Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? Pool Does pop give you energy? Sometimes TV show you love with a passion? Pushing Daisies Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? Not sure what I would consider the “worst night of my life”

Perfect age to get married? Of course it depend on the relationship but probably late 20s

Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes? Possibly Name a career path that women are known for taking. Fashion designer Favorite type of cookie? Cookie dough  A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? Sense of humor What would I find if I looked in your pocket? Nothing What was your first word? No idea A musical instrument you wouldnt mind learning how to play? Maybe drums Last time you went to 7-eleven? Can’t remember A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? There are none I particularly hate. There are some that I don’t really like because I don’t like the food Does everyone in your family have a job? No Going anywhere this weekend? Not that I know of Is your room ever clean? Yeah for like a day after I clean it What does it mean when youre being quiet? If I’m with people, it means I can’t think of anything to say, but if I’m just home chilling around parents or roommates it just means I’m taking a break Last person you had a face to face conversation with? My dad Wheres your phone? On the table Do you know the difference between your and youre? Yes How late did you stay up last night? Like 2:30  Anyone youre ready to kill? No Do you need to get a tan? I’m fine What do you want? A boyfriend Favorite TV show as a kid? Clifford and Arthur

Whats a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? Steven Universe. It may not be a bad show but the fans are just so annoying How many times have you been in love? Not sure Go camping or go to a party? Party Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? Probably like high school. I hated swearwords when I was a kid How many years older than you would you date someone? A few. But I wouldn’t want someone who’s in a dramatically different place in life What was the last thing you pinky swore on? Can’t remember Would you consider yourself a nice person? Sometimes Are there a lot of mirrors in your house? A normal amount Has there ever been a serial killer in your house? Not that I know of

Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? No True or false: Glee is annoying. False Last thing you cooked? Ravioli Do you use slang often? Sure Wear glasses? Yes

About how old was the last person that hit on you? Wouldn’t necessarily call it hitting on me, but the last person who talked to me who I think likes me is 22 I believe What color are your headphones? White Would you make a good teacher? Why? Not sure. I like kids but I don’t like speaking in front of large groups Dont you hate those commercials that try too hard? Not if they’re funny. I do hate seeing the same commercial all the time though Is the fan on? Yes Any special reason why youre taking this survey? No What does the last text message you sent say? Yeah there were two different troops of them I guess

Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? Sure if I’m not busy Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site? No What color are your underwear? Turquoise I think How short are your nails? They vary. The shortest just ripped at the base and the longest is just over half a cm Do you like the opposite sex to be dominant or you the one in control? I like a balance Favorite holiday? Halloween If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? Yes Youre locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? UM YEAH I HAVE A HUGE ISSUE WITH THAT. <Same Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? No, it’s probably my prom dress Do you eat a lot of food? I don’t eat lots of foods but I eat a lot of the ones I do like

Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? No Have you ever had to give someone directions before? Yeah Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? No, I’m terrible How many people do you text daily? Like one or two Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? Clarinet Is there anyone who you call by their last name? There were some guys I used to because everyone did What did you do on your last birthday? Football game Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you commit the most? Lust. Is it still a sin if you don’t get to act on it? Has anyone ever told you that you’re incapable of whispering? No, but I know that I am when I’m drunk What is your least favorite subject in school? P.E. Have you ever been involved in a custody battle before? No Do you know a couple who constantly sucks on each other’s face? No When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? Yesterday Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? No, that scares me When was the last time you held someone’s hand? Not sure. Romantically, I think I briefly held my 6th grade crush’s hand when we went out in May How many meals have you eaten today, so far? Like one and a half  Do you think it’s stupid for people to call others “hot?” No..? I do kind of think it’s stupid for people to get offended by it though Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? Reliable enough for the type of homework I need it for Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? No Do you care about spending money if it’s someone else’s money? Yeah, I feel awkward letting them buy me things I wouldn’t buy for myself What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? Aladdin or Hercules or Tangled When you were a child, did you ever want to become a wizard/witch? Yes Would you rather have hardwood floors or carpet? Carpet Who was the last person you yelled at? Why? My mom over train travel probably As a kid, did you ever go to camp? Yeah sometimes Have you ever made out in a movie theater before? No, I want to actually watch the movie Are you currently trying to learn to play any instrument? I play clarinet, but I haven’t done much learning in awhile When was the last time you went somewhere you thought was haunted? Never really Who was the last person to compliment you? One of my parents How old were you when you got to go on your first date? Like 13 Would you call your parents over-protective or under-protective? Over protective Did your parents ever let you play in the pits of those multicolored balls? Yeah Have any of your siblings ever had a crush on your significant other? Don’t have siblings or a significant other Are you the jealous type? I can be When was the last time you felt like you were high on life? I used to think that when my friends and I would goof off in middle school Do you know someone who cares about themselves more than their child? According to my mom, my grandma can be like that sometimes Do you still watch cartoons on television? Not really What do you usually order at Taco Bell, if you go there? I’d probably order a quesadilla Is there anyone currently annoying you? Not at the moment Do you have freckles? No How many dogs do you have, if any at all? None  Have you ever witnessed someone being beaten up? No Do you think biting is weird or sexy? Can be sexy, if not too hard. I think sometimes I become a biter when I’m not thinking about it Would you rather be called hot or beautiful? Beautiful Have you ever had a pet turtle before? No, but we had some as class pets in 4th grade Do you still sleep with your parents when you’re scared sometimes? No that’s weird Have you ever met someone with two different color eyes? No Have you ever felt like someone was following you? Yes What color shirt are you wearing at the moment? Black with patterns Do you enjoy going school shopping? Yeah I miss that Do you think Pug dogs are adorable or just plain ugly? They’re okay Have you ever met someone who completely resembled their pet? No haha

What was the worst substance you’ve spilled on yourself before? Not really a spill but I got bird poop on me the other day Have you ever made out with more than one person in one night? Yes Do you think there is a soulmate out there for everyone? I’m not sure

Do you like short or long surveys the best? Long Have you ever bought fake money and tried to make it pass for real? No Are your siblings nice the majority of the time? N/A Do you freak out when a thunderstorm comes along? No How often do you shower? Every day usually Have you ever had to sell something for a school fundraiser? Yeah, all sorts How many sodas do you usually drink in one day? None Have you ever met someone who was completely weird all-around? Yup Do you ever watch any soap operas? No Have you ever met someone who was mean to everyone? Not really Do you usually have a low tolerance for pain or high tolerance? Not sure. Probably average Would you rather eat or sleep? Eat Are you one of those die hard Twilight or Harry Potter fans? Harry Potter

Do your parents ever force you to talk to your grandparents? Sometimes, I’m bad at keeping in touch Do you think long surveys are boring or entertaining? Depends if the questions are good Have you ever learned that someone had lied to you all along? Not sure if it was all along Have you ever wanted to be a lawyer? Maybe very briefly Have you ever had to bail someone out of jail before? No Is there anyone in your immediate family who was adopted? No Do you know anyone who doesn’t have any common sense? The president When was the last time you bought something? Monday Do you think you look anything like your parents? Yes What are your plans for this weekend? Nothing yet What color is your significant other’s hair? I’m single Have you ever applied for a job at Walmart before? No Would you ever become a foster parent? Probably not Are you ashamed of anyone in your family? Sometimes I get ashamed of my parents Would rather talk to someone on a landline or a cell phone? Cell phone Has anyone ever given you a psychiatric assessment? Yes What is your favorite amusement park? Water World Did you ever have braces? Yes, it sucked What is cuter: kisses on the forehead of the cheek? Forehead Do you believe in evolution or creation? Evolution Would you rather take a bath or a shower? Why or why not? Shower because the water stays hot and it’s easier to wash Does it bother you when people touch your personal items? Depends what it is. If it’s fragile then yeah, but if not then I don’t mind because then I get to show it off When was the last time you did something sexual? May Do you collect anything? What? Kinda collect shotglasses Are you better at hand-drawing things or painting? Hand drawing I guess  Have either of your parents ever called you a failure before? No Have you ever suspected someone of cheating on you? No because that would require a relationship When you get married, will you convert your last name? Depends on what his last name is  Are your parents divorced, married or separated? Divorced Has someone ever left a relationship with you for someone else? Not to my knowledge What’s the most painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Orthodontics When was the last time you went shoe shopping? Maybe the winter?  Are you a part of any clubs at your school, if you still go to school? I was in marching band Do you know someone who wears a wig? My grandpa did When was the last time you cried? For what reason? Not sure if I really cried, but I got close because of a fight with my mom What is your favorite shop to go to at the mall? Fancy dress shops What time do you usually go to bed on the weekends? Like 4 Have you ever considered suicide? Not seriously Have you ever been raped before? No Would you ever consider becoming a marine biologist? No Did you carry a lunchbox as a child? Yes What is your favorite ‘sweet’ to eat? Chocolate Are you someone who usually eats when you’re bored? Yeah unfortunately Have you ever eaten your way through a breakup? Probably. I know I stress-eat Who was the last person you texted? My mom. Do you usually buy popcorn when you eat at the movie theater? No, but if someone else buys I eat it Did you sleep alone or with someone last night? Alone. What kind of dressing do you eat on your salad, if any? None Are you someone who constantly likes to wear hats? No, I like them but not all the time Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie that relates to your life? Probably What is your Myspace URL? Didn’t have one Are you someone who likes to wear dresses more than pants? Yes I love dresses! Have you ever dated someone who was way overprotective of you? No What was the last thing you touched besides your keyboard? My phone When was the last time you witnessed a fist fight? Don’t know if I have Do you know anyone who lives in the state of California? Yeah a lot of people

Are you waiting for a text right now? No Is it your summer vacation right now? yeah Do you like traveling? I do What color are the walls of the room you’re in right now? Off-white Do you still make mix cds? No Are you eating or drinking anything right now? No

Do you go to church regularly? No Are you determined? Not enough

Are you always looking for/in a relationship, or do you like being single? Always looking, never in  Ever had your heart broken? Yes Even broken someone else’s heart? Maybe Are you confident? Eh When’s the last time you smiled? Today probably Are you tan? Kinda

Any big plans for today/tonight? No What’s the background on your computer? A reflection illusion Do you have days where you just want to listen to sad songs? Yes Don’t you hate when your plans fall through? Yeah Ever maxed out a credit card? No How old are you? 22 Who’s the last person you kissed? My 6th grade crush in May Are you hoping they will also be the next person you kiss? No, because I don’t think I’ll see him again for awhile and I’d hate to wait that long Do you ever actually go on dates? Sometimes