#dont ask why dantes naked

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~everywhere you look~

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Playing Strip Poker with the DMC Gang

Welp....so yeah work has been stressfull as hell

but im back! Kinda :’D

Have been thinking about those Hc for a while and i hope you enjoy them !

Playing Strip Poker with the DMC Gang

Dante: Is totally up for a round or two..or three or four Will definitely let you win first and pretends to be bad at poker BUT! Be warned this is all a trick! Sits there is all his GLORY! No shame whats so ever! Still has one sock on just to spite you! Laughs at your blushing form! "Like what you see?" cue him flexing his muscles and wiggling his eyebrows If you are able to resist his flirty remarks, and insist on finishing the game....he will go all out on you! You will be like: What the hell happend?? striped down to your underwear, and Dante watching you like a hawk with the smugest face you could imagine Keep in mind tho if you ever want to quit the game because you had enough , he won't hold it against you. He is a gentleman after all and will not force you to play . He will however tell you that he quite enjoyed the show and if you ever wanted to play poker again and or want him to strip in front of you he would gladly obey.

Vergil Does not want to play at first Sees no use in the game when he can just make you strip with his words After countless hour af nagging and asking (also includes stabbing Dante after he suggested to play with you) he carves and agrees to play The first few rounds consists of teaching him how to play, considering how intelligent he is, he learns fast. Too fast for your liking... Because now you are striped down to your bra and panties while he is still in his boxers and vest/shirt/thingy. He asking you if you wish to keep playing , when he notices you are uncomfortable. Also he will keep his eyes on your face! But you will notice a tiny little blush across his cheeks Will deny this ofc! But if you push him enough about it he will either shut you up with his mouth and or make his way up to his bedroom. or both It's up to you to join him or not ;) Nero

Oh my poor blushy Boi The first time you ask him to play with you he is a loss for words and stares at you like a deer caught in headlights You can see the gears in his head turning before everything clicks in place and that adorable blush you love starts forming. "The H-H-Hell...why Y/n??",he asks and his voice will probably be a few octaves higher than usual . You can hear Nico snickering in the driver seat whichs only serves to make Nero less awkard but more angry and he declines your offer and tells Nico to shut the F.... up before storming off to kill some Demons and let out some steam. I takes a lot of convincing and Puppy Eyes (and maye some threads to play with Dante) for Nero to agree playing with you They game itself starts pretty harmless but you can tell that with every garment removed Nero becomes more nervous And as the litte Minx you are (and how can we not tease him a little bit?) you make things a litte more interesting by making a bet with him. Looser has to do dishes and has to clean the Van for 1 month! And oh dear that was a mistake! He has you in your underwear in no time and that smug grin on his face just irks you. So when he asks you if you had enough ...just shut him up with your mouth and see what happens ;)

V Similar to Vergil he does not want to play with you at first but is a little more curious about it? So it only takes a litte persuasion from you and Griffon to make him play Again similar to Vergil he does not know to play so the first few rounds are consisting of teaching him how to play Gets the hang out of it pretty quickly and soon you find yourself half naked on the chair infront of him " Dear Y/N it seems luck is in my favour" he says and that small grin just annoys the hell out of you It's then that you notice a certain chatter bird sitting behind you obeserving your cards that you figure out whats happening He was cheating! Your accusations fall on deaf ears tho "Now.. Now.. all is fair in Love and War Dear" he says and you can not help and smirk as a devilish plan comes to mind So you stand up and as seductively as you can you walk over to him and sit on his lap. " Is that so? Mhhh a shame but only good boys get so see the whole package", you say and stand up again and make your way out of the room. Needlessly to say that he wanted to play more often now But this time without cheating...

Lady Okay hear me out on this one! I dont think you ever want to play against her unless you want to make her work for seeing you naked because this woman here is a Pro when it comes to Poker You tried it once and who would have thought you lost......terribly so You couldnt even get her out of one garment! Laughing a bit at your misery she asks you if you want to learn a few tricks and you agreed Lets just say.... Her teaching methods were far more fun than the actual game ;) And hey! Just after a few training sessions you could actually bring her down to her bra! Lady was kinda shocked but proud? You still lost the game but Lady still rewarded you for coming so far :D

PS.

Yeah i Know its not all of them but i kinda had a writers block for the rest

so please forgive me D:

[rainxcanndy]

Thank you @luckyowl21​ for tagging me... hope your finally done with exams and shit.

Rules: Tag 10 tumblrs you want to get to know better

Name: Andrew... yeah im boring.

Sign: Taurus!

Height: 5′9″ i think?

Middle name: Technically it’s my dad’s name, so I am sayin it here... Mark

Put your itunes on shuffle, what are the first six songs that popped up?

Mirror Haus by Lindsey Stirling

Kisaragi Attention by Jin (WEEB SHIT BOI)

Careful by Paramore

Fireflies by Owl City

ココ by  たむらぱん (more weeb shit)

Heaven’s Gate by Fall Out Boy

btw I dont use itunes you applescumbag who made this (jkjk)

Go to the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. What’s line 17?

Find your people. Find your places. - The Naked Roommate

Ever had a poem or song written about you?

God I wish

When was the last time you played air guitar?

Party two nights ago... lol

Who is your celebrity crush?

I don’t got any celebrity crushes ;u; (MOOD SANIC)

What’s a sound you hate?

Alarm clock.

Do you drive? If so have you ever crashed?

I drive... have hit like 6 things, but wont write here lol. Ask me about it sometime.

What’s the last book you read?

*sweats* I dont read. Dante’s Inferno

Do you like the smell of petrol?

Yes.

What was the last movie you saw?

*thonking emoji* uhhhhhhhhh Avengers Infinity War? *I think*

What’s the worst injury you ever had?

Almost stabbed through the roof of my mouth into my nose cavity. With a skewer.

Do you have any obsessions at the moment?

uhm... @luckyowl21 you ok? Also nothing obsessive... but mildly interested... Fallout 4, Boku No Hero, Made in Abyss, Land of Lustrous 

Do you tend to hold grudges against anyone whose done you wrong?

Depends... but Ryan I swear to god I will never forgive you for stealing my legos.

In a relationship?

Nope... fucked that up pretty bad lol.

Tagging time...

@sorashiro-blank (bitch) @kawaiichaos81 (idk why not) @the-jar-of-dirt @usagichanp @austere-veneer @kevinw42 (love you dude despite not knowing anything about you) @anotherkirbymutual @thesusbusexpress @how-are-you-so-perfect-dear @cyberni

Just like the one before, y’all have no obligations to do this, it’s all just for fun!

[prisperview]

Prisperview’s 2017 Year Reflection

Worldwide Favorites

Women’s March

Lady Gaga at Superbowl LI in Houston

Marriage legalization and improved LGBT+ Rights around the world

Solar Eclipse

Worldwide Worsts

Trump and most things American government

Hurricane Harvey and Irma

Neo Nazis

Hollywood Sexual Assault crackdown (but also positive because we acknowledged the individuals who spoke up about it)

Las Vegas, O2 Arena, and Sutherland Springs attack and all gun violence without reformed laws

Music

Favorite albums of 2017

Atom Bomb (1999) - The Strike (for some reason, this album doesn’t exist anymore?) | Fav Song: Atom Bomb

Christine And The Queens (2015) - Christine And The Queens (Heloise became my new style icon) | Fav song: Tilted

Live and Let Ghosts (2008) - Jukebox the Ghost (I listened to it multiple times a day) | Fav song: Victoria

Harry Styles - Harry Styles (who do you think I am of course its on the list) |Fav song: Woman

Flicker - Niall Horan (see above) |Fav song: On My Own

Something To Tell You - HAIM (new old favorites!) |Fav song: Little of Your Love

You - EP - dodie (never followed her before, but her music is great) |Fav song: In the Middle

Steven Universe Vol.1 (Original Soundtrack)- (because its Steven Universe) | Fav song: Peace and Love

The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One (2016) - KMH | Fav song: Australian Idol

Other favorite songs

Footloose - Kenny Loggins

State of Mind - Satchmode

Basically any song on the Footloose AU playlist

Anniversary - Autoheart (Top song of 2017 according to Spotify)

Liam and Louis’ solo songs/collabs

Sonsick - San Fermin

La La Land Soundtrack

All I Ask - Adele

Light Up by Mutemath

More songs by Jukebox the Ghost

Boom Boom - Donora

Moana Soundtrack

You Knew - Mother Falcon 

Philosophize In It! Chemicalize With It! - Kishi Bashi

You! Me! Dancing!  - Los Campesinos

Books

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

I re-read An Invisible Sign of my Own by Aimee Bender

I finally finished the Harry Potter Series!

(Fanfics count too, right?)

I got into podfics:

In Dreams by dolce_piccante (podfic) - the first podfic I fell in love with

Naked and Proud by kiwikero (podfic) - absolutely hilarious. I listened to this while working on portfolio applications

The Bucky Barnes Recovery Project: A series by FrostyEmma - I was obsessed with this during the spring

I’d Rather Hear my Dog Bark at a Crow by sunsetmog - I never thought I’d be into Tomlinshaw (or this super NSFW fic dont @ me) but I was up for hours trying to read this in one sitting

Couer du soleil by messofgorgeouschaos - havent finished it yet, but easily a favorite (Ot5!)

YouTube/Podcasts

Dan and Phil - never thought I’d get back into them after 2013 but here I am and I’m having a good time

The Drawfee Channel 

SprinkleofChatter - Louise’s vlogs made doing my hair on Sunday mornings easier

TalkDirection (podcast)-  not listening as much as I used to, but Caitlin and Cara are still good, especially around Harry’s album release time

What Should We Draw? (podcast)

MBMBaM (podcast) - new favorites!

Movies

La La Land (2016)

Trolls (2016) - it was good okay? Anna Kendrick is an all time fav

Wonder Woman - duh

The Big Sick -even though I just saw it a few nights ago

The Wind Rises (2013) - a studio ghibli movie

The First Monday in May (2016) - a documentary about putting together The Met Ball

One Small Hitch (2013) - indie film I found cute

Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl (2015)

TV

Andi Mack - !!! that’s all I can say. 

Silver Spoon - 1 of the 2 anime I watched in the past year

Terrace House: Aloha State

Hjørdis - A short feel good series

Criminal Minds - my sister brought this into our house and its our new family show

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - another show my sister brought up and we bond over it now

Stranger Things Season 2 

Voltron

Sherlock S4 - sucked

I watched a lot of Justice League/DC cartoons from the early 2000s to get ready for WW

Good Girls Revolt - though I never made it all the way through

Art

The DnP Terrarium!

LA LA Land gif

Got into an art school though I didn’t go (again)

Almost did a commission for someone

I did sell art!

Sold something on RedBubble

Fake music festival poster

Participating in the Phandom Big Bang

School

Finally started attending college

Got A’s in all classes. Out of 3 classes, don’t get excited

Learned more about Mathematics and coding

Life

Got closer to my sister

Brother moved out

Got back in touch with church

Reconnected with friend after 10 years

Found some hair solutions

I’m Bisexual! - that’s been creeping up on me since 8th grade and I finally ‘labeled’ it in 2016

Favorite Thrift Finds

Striped knit shirt

Brown ankle boots

Floral romper

Caddie Woodlawn by Carol Ryrie Brink - a book I loved in 4th grade that I thought I’d never see again

Vermont Teddy Bear Factory Tee

One Direction Where We Are Tour 2014 shirt!!! - that I’ll only wear once a year on July 23

Wrap around skirt

Fancy too-short romper I have yet to wear

Friends

Getting ice cream w/ the gang over spring break

Spending multiple hours @ Fuddruckers catching up w/ church friends

Going to see Sorcerer’s Stone in concert with M and D

That day O and I spent together where I was in hysterics over making music with water bottles

Late nights with my sister watching CM

S’s Grad party

Getting my ears pierced with B

Learning to Longboard

Cold playground chat with C

The Park wth C even though I wanted to puke after the fireworks thing

Hours long talks and BG with T

Finding and connecting with A and everyone else in small group, especially K, G, and E

Getting to know Tumblr mutuals better and gaining some new internet acquaintances

Joyfuls

Going to the theater to see LA LA Land by myself

Finally painting the game room

Waking up at 2 am to listen to Sign of the Times live

I started learning to play the ukulele

Making colored queues

Camping with the college ministry

Birthday with church friends

B’s end-of-Summer get together

Made a Link costume for my first Halloween party ever

Not-as-Joyfuls

H’s suicide, other deaths at old school and 13 reasons why

That one confrontation by an older family “friend”  in July - ouch 

Not being able to do VBS

More hair loss

College upsets

Every single conversation I had w/ my parents about the future

Seeing my friends hurt

Things I’m looking forward to in 2018

Getting to know friends better

More art

I might make a zine

Finding more good music/movies

Reading more

The different opportunities I could take

The Winter Olympics

Getting out of my little area of Texas maybe?

Finishing my first year of college

Dogs :)

Anything else positive that the world throws at us ★