#dont ask me wgat this means in the lore

[karda]

[realperson-300]

hi akmm my nakmem is slime fro. Nm the gruond1!! I livr in las nevabdads!!!! Evenjk thoubh my nmae is slime im actualy person!!!!!!human!!!! I have 300 bones,. Quacjity frkm las nvadas told me t o meet humand by oing on the internet snf he showd me this website so peolpe can ask me things an i say thinges !!!! And. I learn abot person!1 not hat i am not human!! A m very much a human!!!!!!!!! Im a uman! Dont worry., this keyboradn thng is harf o use. Ta;ok to e so i can be peros n!!!!!!!!!!! Ook the voce in my had wants to make write thng so im gonna tuype wgat it te,ls me to

The voice sayr this is a ask bkog for see slime sicke l, i dunno hat what mean s but its ok!!!! Iet says tgat his is mostly in karactter!!! So i think ok!!!!! Yeah rthts me!!! Karactrr is pelled ith a c uhhhhhhhhh hjkbjguyioyuiytfurd5f6tg78u9i0ihygutfcty woag i didjt kno i coud do thatbuhuhgyufityoupihugyufiyoupjlhjkghjyfutyioupijlhukgyjfuioupio;ilhukghjyfuityo8up9ihlukgyjftuyihojkbvgfutytyiohjkgtuytiuohgjuyy8ioghjvgyuuiohjkyi7puioyufjgtuit78oyuiyh fumn !!!!! Anfways im make wtiee things!!!!! Now for yoj!!!!!!

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Okay so what you just saw right there was me typing in character. This is a c!slimecicle rp blog! Uhhh slime’s typing is VERY hard to read so on every post theres gonna be the LEGIBLE version under a cut, so erm :b

This is VERY CLEARLY an au based on my own hcs for slime and q, so just keep that in mind! Slime is canonically using a computer to use tumblr here, so it won’t be formatted very fancily. Lemme explain some stuff about how this will work.

I don’t know much about much of the dsmp lore, so you guys are free to mention things outside of slime’s lore, but I’ll have to search around the internet for info on whatever it is. - He mentioned a voice in his head, that’s me. I’ll pop in from time to time to help him answer asks, so if he ever mentions a voice, that’s me! - This is very early into Slime’s lore, so he won’t know anything about anything after… lets say the slimecicle video titled “slimecicle goops up the dream smp” (go watch it if you don’t know when that is!) - All tags will be in character unless specified otherwise! - named anons can send in an ask including where they want to be referred to as being from, I’ll write it down and delete the ask! So now Slime will call you “____ anon from ____” - if you try hard enough, you can feed slime as much misinformation as you want >:] He’ll believe it! - Rp is sadly discouraged due to the formatting of the blog being an actual blog run by him. - If you wanna send in asks as other smp members, go ahead! There’s also nothing stopping you from being someone pretending to be other members. Slime won’t be able to tell you’re lying about your identity, just do it in anon! He will look at the urls of blogs if asks are sent without anon on. - Slime likes talking about how many bones he has. - slime has 300 bones - slime likes gambling - i like gambling - i like talking about how many bones i have - i have 206 bones - :D - sorry got a little silly there guh - im out of stuff to write about. Never started any rp blog like this so im hoping im doing this right :D