#don't talk to me before my coffee

[dekublast]

I am not a "don't talk me before my morning coffee" kind of guy, I am more of a "don't talk to my until my mind has gotten used to the impending doom of the fact that I actually have to go on with the day and can't go back to sleep." kind of guy. Coffee doesn't fix it. Is It just me?

[mamawasatesttube]

sips tea from a comically large mug that says "don't talk to me before you've read superboy (1994) #59"

[utilitycaster]

I'm still thinking about that post about how female characters and especially wlw and f/f ships are treated in fandoms because I got a reply that I deleted on my post about how all the Nein were big shippers on deck for Beau and Yasha that boiled down to "haha Caleb making a tower so the useless lesbians would admit they liked each other!" and it's like. He made the tower to Beau's orders. She had already asked out Yasha, who in turn had of her own volition written Beau a phenomenal, beautiful letter instead of a poem as recommended by Jester. This is factually incorrect and obnoxiously dismissive of a genuinely great dynamic and attributes all agency to a man. When you say shit like this you sound like you are Chat GPT. No new thoughts no time actually spent analyzing a relationship dynamic just "ooh i see a woman in fiction what is the phrase most associated with this ok done onto the next task".

[smalltimidbean]

I finally finished Bugsnax

[icewindandboringhorror]

It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.

Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.

[rat-at-heart]

DOn't speak to him until he's had himself!

[pleckthaniel]

as a trans man who has become a political refugee in my own country, Directly caused by 1. autistic-women-being-manipulated-into-transitioning rhetoric and 2. testosterone being a controlled substance, frankly i feel like i should not have to say this, especially not in this year of our lord 2024. but.

trans men are oppressed?

if you're using "transmisogyny" to mean "transphobia against trans women", you MUST contend that transmisandry/transandrophobia is real

if you're using it to mean "transphobia intersecting with misogyny," first congratulations on knowing the actual meanings of sociological terms instead of making things up based on what you misunderstood from tumblr posts, and second this definition still means that trans dudes are oppressed lol

and, incidentally, if you see a post blaming The Concept Of Trans Men Being Oppressed for trans women getting their blogs deleted off tumblr instead of, i don't know, the Multiple Known TERFs On The Website's Full-Time Staff, maybe reflect on yourself for like 5 fucking seconds before ya hit reblog

[breadandblankets]

Doug and Elaine Thomas met in a coffee shop at Gotham U, they struck up a conversation in line talking about everything from the weather to certain wildly unpopular school policy changes, they end up talking even after they get their orders (peppermint tea and a chocolate croissant for Elaine, cinnamon latte for Doug)

Doug secures his second date when he finds out Elaine has seen approximately Zero (0) movies and takes it up on himself to show her the world

[aceofbooks]

Girl Gang Ace bails everyone out of jail and gets their charges dismissed. No one's been willing to get between her and her coffee long enough to find out how she does it or where she gets the money. They're also a little worried that if they try to find out, she'll stop doing it. The whole "I shouldn't have been needing to do this in the first place" look she gives them as they come out of the police station is enough of an answer.

[jaypilled]

i love colors so much u guys have no idea

[keeps-ache]

buttered noodles 💫💛🍜

[stoertebeker]

Att lyssna på finlandssvensk radio på morgonen borde vara en mänsklig rättighet

[carcarrot]

ok thats it i literally need a new job now .

[six-of-ravens]

oh, I drank coffee before breakfast today. that's why I'm insane 🙃

[plumbogs]

bianca's round was fun. because it is saturday I decided to have her gather the monty clan for some family bowling (which the eight year old or wherabouts of all people had the final say in the hangout quality whatever). then she had a nice dinner by herself :) and then she went home and gordon king tried to rob her she's seen so much bloodlust and violence living in veronaville that she doesn't even care about the fight. busy making expresso i guess

[aretrothing]

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