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Beta energy
Beta, beta energy
I go both ways
Which way do ya need me
Ass up, and i'll let Ya fucking knead me
Stand up, and Thy Zir shall fucking breed thee
Beta energy
Badass beta energy
It's my fucking choice if I let ya fucking chain me
Let the dog out, you cannot arraign me
Start running now; you only delay me
I'll chase ya down and ya won't outpace me
Like John Cena, you can't fucking see me
If I lay down, you can spread me like a sheet
Better excel or my cell won't be green
An acquired taste much like Hennessy
Make my legs shake with headache like a bitch drink
Beta energy
Beta, beta energy
Big bad biter beta; beta energy
Big bad biter of the 908
Swear to tell the truth, but neva coming atcha straight
#copyright 2024#don't take what ain't yours#you couldn't spit it anyway#so back up let Zir Majesty do it properly#genderfluid#queers with bars
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this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up
#there are two distinct times when american food is bad#when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are#bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing#and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula#where it doesn't matter how it tastes#it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising#that's when american food is bad#bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds#and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things#when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good#also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL#remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit?#this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet#this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore#the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them#like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food#the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what#I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking
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note that i will only ever call mithrun "stupid" jokingly. by "stupid", i only mean "frustrating behavior that i am immensely familar with". seeing him do something that makes me groan aloud, closing my eyes, sighing "stupid (affectionate, mournful)". like when he fucking... his dumbass "i don't want to [use the bathroom] right now, so it's fine." oughh. i know you! i know you! that's not how that works!!! and he's smart!!! he's so smart... but god, god... he's kind of an absent professor. he's kind of a cloudcuckoolander. i love him dearly. he gets called a dummy, a little idiot, and i flick his forehead, a little bonk of hard-heads, like "try again, idiot. that's not how bodies work." and "ooh, 'that's not going to work'. yes it is. shut up, stoopid. stubborn little man, my god." rolling my eyes forever.
#mithrun#i'm not devaluing his intelligence#i feel like both can be true - that someone can be really smart but also take really stupid actions conversely#i fucking KNOW i do all the time#and i don't think there's anything particularly wrong with the word#it's not that his intelligence is compromised in any sense or that i think he's incapable#and it is solely#the fact that he is a stubborn little guy who doesn't listen and just goes 'that won't work' / 'i don't want to' / etc.#like... BUDDY...#buddy BOY#dummy#you are NOT a good judge of this ok?#zip ya lip little man#i know what you are#and i ain't fuckin listening to ya!#god. 'that won't work'. blah blah blah. okay sleepy. see you next panel.#fuckin knew that was going to happen#'i'm not tired' (his body stops working and he doesn't know why)#oh. OH. you're NOT? buddy i KNOW what happened ok? you need some fuckin rest#like - i'm gonna kick your legs out from under you + you're going to fall gently into bed + i tuck you in and smooch you#but i also fucking complain because OF COURSE YOU'RE TIRED ! you bastard ! go sleepy bye#it's his poor decisions and i know why he does them - because he doesn't know - but by god#it's also a little like please... listen to yourself...#on the one hand he doesn't know and never will#on the other hand ... you have been awake for hours and hours without sleep... please get some rest...#but yeah as someone who forgets needs and has little sense of that it is like... objectively a stupid experience#and i don't say that with judgement in my heart but it feels REALLY stupid when your body does something and you don't know why#it's not the disability though that makes me say as much - it is fully the fact that he is SO STUBBORN! SO STUBBORN!!!!#you say you're not tired and fall down? hm? then maybe you are? i know you don't know but whatever. let's get you to bed boy. ok?#caring for him + shaking my head like i get it so much but you gotta sleep! 'this won't work'. ok liar... i already know it will.
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The depressed teen to enthusiastic adult pipeline is far too real
#now I'm the happy go lucky adult inviting my depression teen cousins to go bowling and cheer them up#now I'm the one saying shit like “life ain't worth it kiddo. You just have fun and fuck everyone else.”#I just have to resist the urge to be overbearing and give them their space#Must. Resist.#It's so damn hard I love them so much I wanna hug them and buy them ice cream#But no you need to give teens the respect of adults so they may grow healthy#Even if in your eyes they still appear like your toddler niece#They do properly want ice cream#But I must ask them like adults yes I must offer it not force it#and never take rejection to heart around teens. They're still new. give em some leeway#and if you're not their parent then don't police them#Stayed up all night? Hell yeah that's wicked lil dude#Stole a sip from your dad's energy drink? wooo we have a rebel on our hands#stole from a shop?? ehh that's not cool buddy. Let's return and give em the money it's fine it's not the end of the world#They make require the respect of adults but remember they're still as impressionable as toddlers#Whether you like it or not they will observe and learn from your actions and words#So set a good example because they're new and still learning how the world works and most importantly how they themselves work#♧other#i mean i am still depressed#just learned to adapt and take happiness where I can#And care less in general about what people think
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man living with toxic relatives really is the worst, you come home and you just deal with more bullshit when you should be relaxing
#sil talks.🎤#your girl is losing her mind#everything i do is wrong#ive been told i might be 18 but i have an experience of a highschooler#even tho my aunt literally does not know what i did in turkey and believe me it ain't highschooler lever#and when I ask her something it's always why are you asking me google it#like maam arent you supposed to be this super experienced 50 year old why are you bitching at me when I ask question about a country i just#moved to 2 months ago#like god damnit#i dont know how much of this i can take#and im not even mnetioning her constantly saying “the new generation doesn't want to do anything”#the new generation doesnt know how to use google#the new generation doesn want to work#the future of coorparate america is screwed because the new generation doesn't know how to do anything#WHO RAISED THAT NEW GENERATION?????#YOU#YOU DID#SO STFU#her kids literally don't know how to communicate with other people and when i do something I'm constantly in the wrong lmao#mind you she knows my manager loved me and I'm getting a raise this week#and after i told her she said i have experience of a highschooler and I'm not ready for new york#well i sure as hell ain't gonna be ready for it living with you#god i hate it#ah and also me needing to hide my hips#delete later
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Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD
They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.
Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c
In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c
#original characters#breach#among us#(technically lol)#look i even revealed what their colors would be - as if it wasn't already patently obvious#aside from creation but - uh - ignore them (trust me it's better this way)#meanwhile qīng's color isn't even available which is a Damn Shame#there needs to be a sky blue already ffs#cyan ain't cutting it#if it were an actual lobby qīng would waffle so hard between blue and cyan and would miss his chance to pick either XD#the closest quote to canon is cam's because she REALLY wants a different job and she'll take yours in a fucking HEARTBEAT#meanwhile the closest quote to BECOMING canon is creation's and it is taking all of my willpower to resist their insistence that i allow it#the most incorrect quote of all is definitely blake's - he is so mad at me for drawing this and calling out how he feels about his old job#the biggest lie here is red's - he absolutely thinks about breaking rules and does it a lot more than he'd like to admit#someone give poor tawoos a fucking break - they didn't ask for this#i promise that marisol is more than The Bitchy Sunflower Girl - just give her some time - i promise#alondra has other aspects too but she would be weirdly offended if you tried to assure her that she's more than just Squeaky Mouse Girl#if daruk ever had to go to anger management he would accidentally incite a rage riot just like dan did in that episode of dan vs#ghost i'm sorry but your fashion sense is incomprehensible and i don't even know how i come up with half the stuff i put you in#did blake steal the jacket off of crinklytinfoil's pink/chase from the skeld? absolutely not - he borrowed it cuz those two would be BUDS#these tags are ridiculous#ok im done now
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A friendly announcement!...
DO NOT FUCKING TAKE MY ART AND EDIT IT JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE THE THING I DREW AND RATHER SOMETHING ELSE, DO A DRAWING FOR YOUR OWN YOU LAZY SILLY MF!!!!!!!! 😊🔪
#FriskDR#rambles#MY ART NOT YOURS#MI ARTE NO EL TUYO#numberblocks#learning blocks#learningblocks#Like no....no...I- NO!!!#I ain't letting someone take my art and draw on it what they want to see just cuz I didn't draw it...#nah-uh#if you don't like Eight x Six... fine for me#but don't come and take MY ART#I didn't spend my soare time on thsi just fro you to grab it and poorly edit it...#ya better not take any other of my drawings...and you knwo who I am talking to#hear my words...
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#how come when you try to search tumblr by latest for anything related to a certain bard#(the man himself or the actor who plays him or any of his ships)#half of it is bots posting the kind of gifs you don't want to open around your coworkers#if you know what i mean#like the bots wouldn't use those tags unless it was useful to them somehow so there must be audience overlap??#i guess??#anyway i take my life into my hands every time i do a tumblr search#it's 45% bots 45% posts with stuff i have blocked and 10% actual content#can't wait for the new season to start promoing so we can get something else in there#i'm starving over here and i ain't got time to cook myself lately
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Until it does, here's a work around for those who don't/can't email!
#okkennymay#the universe is so mean to me come on#if it ain't my health not letting me do business now it's my website of choice to communicate on and post to??? ;C; the hECK#what's worse is the email i used for my last post I had to unblock immediately after because I was flagged as being spam???#JUST LEMME TALK TO PEOPLE DANG IT I KNOW i"M BAD AT IT#to be fair though this is weirdly working positively towards my weird fear towards to talking to people online#Take my ability to respond eh? no nOW I WANT TO DO IT HECK YOU I'M GONNA DO IT I'M-#that's right brain talking to people is fun and everyone's been so kind and patient with me we enjoy it don't we#it makes us feel good to be a business boi and earn money to survive and help your family out don't it kenny 👀#yesss yesss brain make the healthy connections and overcome your fears I believe in you
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Cannot believe Tumblr fyp just showed me someone vagueposting about me🧍🏻
#and it was once again about that goddamn shota growing up thing#listen buddies I DO NOT CARE what you like your shotas to do! you do you! I don't need nor want to year your takes on the matter!#it's fine! we're all different! and more importantly i won't! change! my mind!! so stop trying to convince me or explain why you like it!#on every level including physical i do not care! and i say this in the nicest way possible but if you keep bringing it up i will block you!#cause I'm tired!! this ain't your blog#last time i checked this was MY blog where i post MY ideas!!#thank you#derangedfujoshi vents
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started just telling job'n'benefits related stuff that i'm disabled. used to tiptoe around it and talk about how certain work-spaces "might" be a bit much, because I get too tired and overwhelmed (because they kept saying I should go work in hotels, hotels!!!!), and they'd give me some of this odd modern "oh we just need a good change of attitude, believe in yourself" nonsense that's really just repackaged "stop being a lazy cashdrain" rhetoric.
so now I tell them straight: if I work for 4 hours on one day in a stressful environment, then I will need the whole of that day to prepare for it and the whole of next day to recover because I will be too exhausted, so I will have lost out on two days for four hours of work and then I make them agree with me that that isn't sustainable for a good deal of employment (the simplest version ofc, I know it varies depending on how supportive the environment is, how many breaks I can take, how interesting the work is etc. but they don't need all of that. they don't get it, so I don't tell them).
it's not going to change anything in their systems, because they're all only tuned in to two kinds of work (high physical continuous effort or calling a million people on the phone per day to get yelled at by), but it's at least a little victory watching the job people do a double-take on that piece of information. yeah I'm not just tired like everyone else. I am measurably too tired to do the work you're trying to push on me. now what? nothing? cool, good talk. until in two weeks when we will have the exact same talk.
#i am much more polite about all of this because at the end of the day#they're also just trying to earn enough for rent#but ain't that just the problem#nobody can take accountability if everyone's just trying to make rent#(and that's not counting all the people who work in benefits who abuse people trying to access them#I'm just talking your average systems worker)#me#personal#to delete#the person today was saying *oh we don't actually connect people to jobs#because really we're about teaching accountability to get their own work. are you on indeed.com?*#and i had such a Moment of wow we're operating on different fucking planets here. what am I doing in this office? what are YOU doing?#i was filling out a grant application the other day#and my access support worker went *hey we can put in some extra funds for disability support*#and they walked me through the way to do that#and i was like. yo. turns out im really tired? really really tired???
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i better say it now, i'm sorry to all of you for the person that i'm about to become in the fall. because-
i might've forgotten how to play da rogue, let alone da on pc, so. back to the beginning we go.
anyway. expect more photospam. i think i'm going to accept my fate.
#dot plays dragon age#can't believe i have to make an actual tag for this absolutely fuck my life#hot girl summer [said through tears]#or tyrs. as it were. [badumtsh]#coughs. hacks. tyr where's your dragon age tag#i'm still way too lazy to mod this game#anyways. think that tag needs an update. bc the odds of me taking tyr into veilguard? high asf#vs: there better be a damn good punchline | da!tyr#esp bc i've. only been meaning to do an actual replay for like. a year. so.#maybe if i survive tyr's i'll re-run my lavellan but. don't fix what ain't broke and all that
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Person: I don't like this and that 🤬.
Normal People That Mind Their Own Business: ok
Same person: *intentionally goes into spaces were such content exists and then bitches like someone forced them to be there like the dumbasses that complain about smoke in a smoking section with a big ass fucking sign. Or the homophobes that have nervous breakdowns about what 2 adult strangers be doing in their own room when they could just live their fucking lives minding their own fucking personal lives aka stay outta it.
#personal#and that smoking sign story is based irl#but damn “oooohhh i don't like this SO LET ME LOOK IT UP AND ACT ATTACKED!”#stay on your lane and shut it#if it ain't in your face don't intentionally look for it or obsess over it y'all annoying and i have no sympathy for your plight#morons#also if you're a moron that goes “what about-?” on posts to get the whole subject derailed to even more controversy just know your-#life is meaningless and idc about your attempts at starting a fight cos you're mad your mom didnt take a plan b 💊
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Every time I see someone use Purple Haze Feedback for 'UwU FuGio real!!' or paint Giorno as a coldhearted sadistic master manipulator I feel myself coming closer and closer to snapping
#theskinwalkerqueenspeaks#granted i don't like fugio#i don't see a problem with the ship it's just not my personal otp#hell sometimes i see really good fugio art or fic stuff and i go 'y'know what fuck yeah that slaps'!!! i'm not a fugio hater#but the entire point of purple haze feedback was not to be endgame ship material#i'm also not saying that you couldn't use that to back up your ship but if that is the only thing you got out of it you should take a step#back from fandom and shipping culture bc you should be able to interact with a piece of media without thinking 'how can i ship this'#also giorno is a deeply traumatized teenager he ain't manipulating the mafia that easily lmfao#that one goes out to the crowd who think that giorno only told bruno what he wanted to hear#which is bullshit in itself because he hadn't even heard of bruno prior how the hell would he pull 'oh yeah same i hate drugs too'#out of his ass without knowing bruno and without bruno ever saying that he hated passione's involvement in the drug trade#it's a huge leap#also!!#giorno went out of his way more than once to try to keep his team alive and at the cost of not achieving his dream at that#those are not the actions of someone who doesn't care who lives or dies as long as his goals are met#you all need to rewatch the series and reassess how you see characters because holy fuck you missed so many gods damn points#rant over
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Song of the Day: March 15
“Over Yet" by Hayley Williams
#song of the day#very exciting to have one of my brothers tell me entirely unprompted that he's enjoying the current playlist#a very big win#I spent most of my work day today doing what I've been thinking of as 'evil rubber-ducking'#where the IT guys throw me the especially Difficult faculty members--the ones who can't be helped because they won't listen--#and I trick them into actually talking me through what they're doing so we can find the problem and fix it#(eternally amazed by people who request help and then refuse it. you called me bud. you submitted a service request ticket on purpose.#oh you can't do your job without connecting to the vpn? that's great we can't fix it until you tell us what's fucking stopping you)#mostly this 'tricking' takes the form of me being a sweet young butter-wouldn't-melt Southern girl in over my head with mean IT guys#bless them (derogatory) these folks who won't let IT even attempt to start working through the 'have you tried' scripts#because they know they're getting something wrong but are too angry-embarrassed to admit they don't know what#are still delighted to mansplain the idea of a remote connection to me#--that's not fair. I shouldn't mischaracterize them it's mostly not mansplaining.#the two today were yankee-splaining me. city-splaining maybe.#what would a hick like me (y'all is one person. all y'all or some'a y'all for multiple people) possibly know about enterprise networks--#anyway they were using the wrong login credentials and were so sure of themselves they'd never even tried the other set just to see#bless. their. hearts.#(IT owes me so many little favors like this now. the latest database tweak I asked for got done live while I described it to them)#anyway anyway! love the chorus on this song#'to get out of your head yes break a sweat / baby tell yourself it ain't over yet'#makes me move my head every time
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//i finally finished some art and that's everyone else's problem.
anyway, here are some major characters from salvatore's life pre-vampirism. we've got clarence, salvatore's uncle who introduced him to the mob life; bruno, salvatore's on-and-off boyfriend in the early 80s; ginger, salvatore's first real romance (admittedly rather short-lived in the end); and finally, victor, the man who betrayed salvatore and murdered him.
#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」#❝ me‚ i don't show up very good in pictures ❞ 「 art 」#❝ it was gonna take some planning to get my fangs in his throat ❞ 「 victor bonicelli 」#❝ he taught me everything i know about bein' a man ❞ 「 clarence o'malley 」#❝ wasn't no secret i always had a special weakness for the dames ❞ 「 ginger fitz 」#❝ you ain't no tough guy ! i can smell your fear ; you got every right to be afraid ❞ 「 bruno martinelli 」#//little mad at myself that i made victor so sexy#//but y'know what here we are#//i showed this wip to my friend chai and he said 'your art reminds me that i'm into men'#//highest honor i've received on my art tbh
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