#don't take what ain't yours

[fuckingeviljerseybitch]

Beta energy

Beta, beta energy

I go both ways

Which way do ya need me

Ass up, and i'll let Ya fucking knead me

Stand up, and Thy Zir shall fucking breed thee

Beta energy

Badass beta energy

It's my fucking choice if I let ya fucking chain me

Let the dog out, you cannot arraign me

Start running now; you only delay me

I'll chase ya down and ya won't outpace me

Like John Cena, you can't fucking see me

If I lay down, you can spread me like a sheet

Better excel or my cell won't be green

An acquired taste much like Hennessy

Make my legs shake with headache like a bitch drink

Beta energy

Beta, beta energy

Big bad biter beta; beta energy

Big bad biter of the 908

Swear to tell the truth, but neva coming atcha straight

[ziggy-dunbar188917]

the woobification of Tim Drake is crazy

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

[brionnnne]

note that i will only ever call mithrun "stupid" jokingly. by "stupid", i only mean "frustrating behavior that i am immensely familar with". seeing him do something that makes me groan aloud, closing my eyes, sighing "stupid (affectionate, mournful)". like when he fucking... his dumbass "i don't want to [use the bathroom] right now, so it's fine." oughh. i know you! i know you! that's not how that works!!! and he's smart!!! he's so smart... but god, god... he's kind of an absent professor. he's kind of a cloudcuckoolander. i love him dearly. he gets called a dummy, a little idiot, and i flick his forehead, a little bonk of hard-heads, like "try again, idiot. that's not how bodies work." and "ooh, 'that's not going to work'. yes it is. shut up, stoopid. stubborn little man, my god." rolling my eyes forever.

[shmowder]

The depressed teen to enthusiastic adult pipeline is far too real

[psychedelic-ink]

man living with toxic relatives really is the worst, you come home and you just deal with more bullshit when you should be relaxing

[krysmcscience]

Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD

They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.

Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c

In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c

[not-brionnnne]

hey has anyone ever considered doing shinjiro smut for after the fade to black but he lays you across his lap, like has anyone ever considered the canon praise kink with him more—shinjiro who scolds you, calls you trouble and tells you to stay close to him like a "good girl", shinjiro who acts tough, pretends to be fed up with you pushing him around (he loves it, but that doesn't mean you're not gonna hear about it), ignoring what he wants, so two can play that game, and you think, god, he's not holding back anymore, he's going to kiss me, finally, we're going to— but no, he settles on his bed and pats his lap and tells you that you need to "take responsibility" for teasing him like that, messing with his feelings — "be a good girl." remember, you started this.

[friskdistrollerroblox]

A friendly announcement!...

DO NOT FUCKING TAKE MY ART AND EDIT IT JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE THE THING I DREW AND RATHER SOMETHING ELSE, DO A DRAWING FOR YOUR OWN YOU LAZY SILLY MF!!!!!!!! 😊🔪

[kingthunder]

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[temporaryokkennymay]

Until it does, here's a work around for those who don't/can't email!

[derangedfujoshi]

Cannot believe Tumblr fyp just showed me someone vagueposting about me🧍🏻

[variousqueerthings]

started just telling job'n'benefits related stuff that i'm disabled. used to tiptoe around it and talk about how certain work-spaces "might" be a bit much, because I get too tired and overwhelmed (because they kept saying I should go work in hotels, hotels!!!!), and they'd give me some of this odd modern "oh we just need a good change of attitude, believe in yourself" nonsense that's really just repackaged "stop being a lazy cashdrain" rhetoric.

so now I tell them straight: if I work for 4 hours on one day in a stressful environment, then I will need the whole of that day to prepare for it and the whole of next day to recover because I will be too exhausted, so I will have lost out on two days for four hours of work and then I make them agree with me that that isn't sustainable for a good deal of employment (the simplest version ofc, I know it varies depending on how supportive the environment is, how many breaks I can take, how interesting the work is etc. but they don't need all of that. they don't get it, so I don't tell them).

it's not going to change anything in their systems, because they're all only tuned in to two kinds of work (high physical continuous effort or calling a million people on the phone per day to get yelled at by), but it's at least a little victory watching the job people do a double-take on that piece of information. yeah I'm not just tired like everyone else. I am measurably too tired to do the work you're trying to push on me. now what? nothing? cool, good talk. until in two weeks when we will have the exact same talk.

[tiredassmage]

i better say it now, i'm sorry to all of you for the person that i'm about to become in the fall. because-

i might've forgotten how to play da rogue, let alone da on pc, so. back to the beginning we go.

anyway. expect more photospam. i think i'm going to accept my fate.

[bitchy-peachy]

Person: I don't like this and that 🤬.

Normal People That Mind Their Own Business: ok

Same person: *intentionally goes into spaces were such content exists and then bitches like someone forced them to be there like the dumbasses that complain about smoke in a smoking section with a big ass fucking sign. Or the homophobes that have nervous breakdowns about what 2 adult strangers be doing in their own room when they could just live their fucking lives minding their own fucking personal lives aka stay outta it.

[habits-white-rabbit]

Every time I see someone use Purple Haze Feedback for 'UwU FuGio real!!' or paint Giorno as a coldhearted sadistic master manipulator I feel myself coming closer and closer to snapping