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mushrxmm · 2 years ago

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Reasons why Fatal Error is my man.

Number 1: I say so.

Number 2: we're actually married.

Number 3: there's no number 3.

that's all everyone thank you for coming.

#i'm being delusional #fatal error sans #shitpost #don't take this seriously man #this man right here is why i'm gay #not really #but i like to think he is the reason why i'm gay #i want to hug him so bad man he needs a hug #fatal error sans needs a hug

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liauditore · 8 months ago

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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

#hermitaday #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #cw cannibalism #cannibalism #no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is #being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man #no wonder she's so messed up like. wow #please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder #i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo

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aro-in-danyl · 9 months ago

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During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since

#radioapple #appleradio #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #don't take this seriously #i think it's hilarious that it's canon that Alastor has THAT MUCH audacity packed into his thin af body #we need to acknowledge the piano drop more often #all the other overlords after the meeting: piano orders 📈#you don’t understand I need their retaionship to have as much looney tune bafoonery as possible #personally I picture this after Vox shows Alastor losing to Adam #So now everyone knows Alastor's hands are rated E for Every Man #No one looks down on Alastor now #he fought Lucifer and Adam and came out alive #as far as they're concerned he might as well have won

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cinnamonsikwate · 1 year ago

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chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!

a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.

the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.

#dungeon meshi #jumping on the 'putting this man in situations' bandwagon #chilchuck tims #meijack chils #namari #will meijack be luckier in love than her father?#this idea came to me like a bolt out of the blue #unfortunately meijack is not namari's type but we'll work with what we have!#rip chilchuck's liver #he can't even go out w his usual drinking buddy bc drinking buddy in question is now the object of his daughter's affections #is namari even aware of what's happening lmao #don't take this too seriously lol #meijack can have a little crush as a treat #calemonsito notes

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enduracarrotchips · 2 years ago

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out of touch ...

#cant take this seriously w the song playing in my head #saw an edit of them w it and wondered if the creator did it with or without the knowledge of out of touch thursday #i don't even go here. drew them bcs i wanted to print a poster ://#consistency? i don’t know her #chainsaw man #csm #aki hayawaka #angel devil #akiangel

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otome-dissection · 3 months ago

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nah cuz say what you will about the new yakuza live action but this shit is fucking gay

#yakuza #like a dragon yakuza #ryu ga gotoku beyond the game #kazumaji #goro majima #kiryu kazuma #is it gay to pin another man to a fence while you attempt to jam your fingers in his face? yeah. sorry but it just kinda is #i hope even the people who don't like the live action (which is understandable) don't take it too seriously #even if it's not what many people may have wanted i personally am having fun with it.#dubiously-good-to-objectively-bad + strangely gay live action adaptations are my jam #and hey at least they still got the bizarre kazumaji psychosexual rituals amirite

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krispiblueberry · 9 months ago

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tails is somehow the child of divorce and the marriage counselor simultaneously

#tailstube #juice spillz #idk man don't take this seriously my brain just barfed that out #sonadow #kindaaaa

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emphemeral-astralreader · 3 months ago

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Before First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will find you, Thief!

During First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will fight you, Bird!

After First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will fuck you, Wife!

Golden Cheese Cookie: Confused and baffled noises

#goldenspice #burningcheese #idfk man #burning spice x golden cheese #BurningCheese in a nutshell lol #Idfk what i'm doing lol #don't take this too seriously

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bixels · 7 months ago

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I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

#personal #delete later #idk i just saw a post of the “alternate ending” comic on my dash and everyone praising it as an improvement and “fixing” the original #which i kinda resent #while tulli and i was taking my nephew to a book store we walked around the kids section and found the giving tree and we read through it #and i was so stricken by how profoundly sad it is. it's not a happy story #in the end both versions tell the exact same lesson. but one flat out tells you and the other makes you sit with a pit in your stomach #and work to find the answer #i dunno it's kids literature but kids literature is important. i don't wanna discredit anyone's bad memories with the book but also i think #sometimes it's ok to make kids a bit sad and upset with fiction.#tweet that goes “what if romeo and juliet didn't kill themselves and explained to the audience that family feuds are bad”#idk you can't seriously read the original book as an adult and say it's glorifying self-martyrdom #when the final drawing of the book is of an old tired man sitting on arotting stump with his hat fallen to the ground #again i don't wanna invalidate people's feelings if they enjoy the alt version i think it's really nice too. but the original has its #purpose too. imagine if at the end of the lorax they show that the boy did it and replanted the world happy ending #wait they did that in the movie shit #i dunno i just love somber children's literature. tulli and i are talking about moomin right now and how the series ends with the moomin #family just leaving. and nobody gets to say goodbye to them. their friends have to find ways to live with the emptiness they've left behin

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tealvenetianmask · 5 months ago

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To anyone still claiming that Striker was cool and then season 2 ruined him, here is definitive proof that he was ALWAYS uncool.

#helluva boss shitpost #helluva boss #blitz #striker #blitz is the cool one #plz don't take this seriously- it is a joke. Or is it?#smear frame #don't threaten Blitz's man

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mirellapryce · 2 months ago

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Terrible theory, but I think part of the reason everyone in Port Townsend falls for Edwin is the accent. Yes, both Charles and Edwin have a British accent, but Edwin has the stereotypically "Hot, British Accent" (from a North American perspective).

#edwin payne #dbda #dead boy detectives #i'm sure i have more thoughts about it but I just woke up and I woke up with a cold so this is what you get #don't take this too seriously #mostly i'm just laughing cuz nowadays a british accent means nothing to me cuz i watched too much bbc in the 2010s #but i feel like for most north americans and for small town americans especially a posh british accent would be the height of hot #Edwin: I did not lead anyone on I just have a nice voice #tbf Charles agrees #but oh man imagine Charles faking the posh accent as long as he's able and suddenly Monty and TCK are so confused #How did the 6 suddenly become a 10???#he was a 10 all along that's how

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gender-critical-analytical · 8 months ago

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the way some of you clearly think bisexuals don't experience actual attraction and feelings for people, but rather decide ahead of time if they want a man or a woman this time and then just go and pick whoever comes into their line of sight next is so obvious and definitely makes me think you all don't need to speak on things you don't know about

#if you aren't bi I realllly don't want to hear you talking about us or our experiences #because it's just gonna be stereotypes or bitterness from a bi woman who upset you #I know damn well I would not get away with saying some of the shit that you guys do if it was about lesbians instead of bi women #and I don't want to #I shouldn't be able to get away with that!#but some of you absolutely are completely prejudiced and I feel like no one takes that seriously #if you use the term 'bihet' this is about you btw #gonna call out 'bi lesbians' because 'that's not how sexuality works!! you're one or the other!!' but then turn around and say it's okay as #long as it's to insult us??#doesn't add up.#so if you aren't bi go ahead and don't bother talking about bi people #you don't understand how bisexuality works #you don't understand how relationships in general work #('you could just get over your attraction to women and eventually find a man you'd be happy with so you aren't actually oppressed!')#(like okay. you could just never act on your attraction and not tell anyone. just like you want us to do. oh wait? sound familiar? yeah.)#'you could lie about your sexuality and force yourself to only date men' is not an argument you want to be making and I can't believe you #haven't pieced that together. because that exact same thing can be said about anyone

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hsslilly-blog · 2 months ago

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⭐ Man who hates exposure vs. Woman literally named famous star <3

I thought of this taking place at the 72nd Cannes Film Festival, in 2019. Big week for Claire. She had two films premiering at the festival, won the Best Actress Award for Wild Flowers and got a professional picture with this man. Oscar trail!

#hollywood u #thomas hunt #oc: claire swanson #huntclaire #hsslilly art #she tricked him into it too. it's going to be quickkkkkkk. i promise. just like three pictures! (<- liar and a fraud and a scammer)#i'm on his side on this one. you don't even need to walk the red carpet at cannes.#actually. no i am not. why would he believe claire? half a decade atp man.#claire takes the old hollywood stuff really seriously. her film output is crazy. you WILL watch a movie with her in a starring role #i wonder if this will have any impacts on her personal life.#btw films are wild flowers and the last duchess which is why this man is even here in the first place #also. biblically accurate claire. claire to scale

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nostalgiaclown · 3 months ago

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What if Emmrich-

No right, what if he unclasps this-