#don't take this seriously man

[mushrxmm]

Reasons why Fatal Error is my man.

Number 1: I say so.

Number 2: we're actually married.

Number 3: there's no number 3.

that's all everyone thank you for coming.

[liauditore]

do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

[aro-in-danyl]

During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since

[cinnamonsikwate]

chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!

a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.

the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.

[enduracarrotchips]

out of touch ...

[otome-dissection]

nah cuz say what you will about the new yakuza live action but this shit is fucking gay

[bixels]

I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

[tealvenetianmask]

To anyone still claiming that Striker was cool and then season 2 ruined him, here is definitive proof that he was ALWAYS uncool.

[krispiblueberry]

tails is somehow the child of divorce and the marriage counselor simultaneously

[alpal55]

Scout stop you’re gonna make him cry

original:

[ephemeralastralreader]

Before First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will find you, Thief!

During First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will fight you, Bird!

After First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will fuck you, Wife!

Golden Cheese Cookie: Confused and baffled noises

[nostalgiaclown]

What if Emmrich-

No right, what if he unclasps this-

and goes into full on magical girl transformation into undead skeleton mode-

[ka-shi-kat]

Talking with my dear friend (cofcof @alecz-obssesionz cofcof) we noticed that the family has a pattern... They're all with moths

Don't ask me about Radi and WL, there's no context

[necrotic-nephilim]

I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.

batman (1940) #618

And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.

batman (1940) #650

It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?

When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.

[sygneth]

i might have accidentally made a postapo AU (Revachol bombed 20 years earlier) don't ask

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Allergies make you less-strong as a person, lemme know– [Realizes he's logged into the wrong account] OH– [Blows a raspberry]

[Long silence as he quickly logs out and goes full-screen]

Quackity: ...How's everyone doing today?

Throwback Thursday to Quackity's accidental "ElQuackity" login whoopsie. 😅