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Reasons why Fatal Error is my man.
Number 1: I say so.
Number 2: we're actually married.
Number 3: there's no number 3.
that's all everyone thank you for coming.
#i'm being delusional#fatal error sans#shitpost#don't take this seriously man#this man right here is why i'm gay#not really#but i like to think he is the reason why i'm gay#i want to hug him so bad man he needs a hug#fatal error sans needs a hug
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
#hermitaday#zombiecleo fanart#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#cw cannibalism#cannibalism#no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is#being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man#no wonder she's so messed up like. wow#please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder#i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo
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During an Overlord Meeting
Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?
Alastor: Well I-
Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head
Other Overlords: ...
Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since
#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel#don't take this seriously#i think it's hilarious that it's canon that Alastor has THAT MUCH audacity packed into his thin af body#we need to acknowledge the piano drop more often#all the other overlords after the meeting: piano orders 📈#you don’t understand I need their retaionship to have as much looney tune bafoonery as possible#personally I picture this after Vox shows Alastor losing to Adam#So now everyone knows Alastor's hands are rated E for Every Man#No one looks down on Alastor now#he fought Lucifer and Adam and came out alive#as far as they're concerned he might as well have won
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chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!
a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.
the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.
#dungeon meshi#jumping on the 'putting this man in situations' bandwagon#chilchuck tims#meijack chils#namari#will meijack be luckier in love than her father?#this idea came to me like a bolt out of the blue#unfortunately meijack is not namari's type but we'll work with what we have!#rip chilchuck's liver#he can't even go out w his usual drinking buddy bc drinking buddy in question is now the object of his daughter's affections#is namari even aware of what's happening lmao#don't take this too seriously lol#meijack can have a little crush as a treat#calemonsito notes
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out of touch ...
#cant take this seriously w the song playing in my head#saw an edit of them w it and wondered if the creator did it with or without the knowledge of out of touch thursday#i don't even go here. drew them bcs i wanted to print a poster ://#consistency? i don’t know her#chainsaw man#csm#aki hayawaka#angel devil#akiangel
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nah cuz say what you will about the new yakuza live action but this shit is fucking gay
#yakuza#like a dragon yakuza#ryu ga gotoku beyond the game#kazumaji#goro majima#kiryu kazuma#is it gay to pin another man to a fence while you attempt to jam your fingers in his face? yeah. sorry but it just kinda is#i hope even the people who don't like the live action (which is understandable) don't take it too seriously#even if it's not what many people may have wanted i personally am having fun with it.#dubiously-good-to-objectively-bad + strangely gay live action adaptations are my jam#and hey at least they still got the bizarre kazumaji psychosexual rituals amirite
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I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...
#personal#delete later#idk i just saw a post of the “alternate ending” comic on my dash and everyone praising it as an improvement and ��fixing” the original#which i kinda resent#while tulli and i was taking my nephew to a book store we walked around the kids section and found the giving tree and we read through it#and i was so stricken by how profoundly sad it is. it's not a happy story#in the end both versions tell the exact same lesson. but one flat out tells you and the other makes you sit with a pit in your stomach#and work to find the answer#i dunno it's kids literature but kids literature is important. i don't wanna discredit anyone's bad memories with the book but also i think#sometimes it's ok to make kids a bit sad and upset with fiction.#tweet that goes “what if romeo and juliet didn't kill themselves and explained to the audience that family feuds are bad”#idk you can't seriously read the original book as an adult and say it's glorifying self-martyrdom#when the final drawing of the book is of an old tired man sitting on arotting stump with his hat fallen to the ground#again i don't wanna invalidate people's feelings if they enjoy the alt version i think it's really nice too. but the original has its#purpose too. imagine if at the end of the lorax they show that the boy did it and replanted the world happy ending#wait they did that in the movie shit#i dunno i just love somber children's literature. tulli and i are talking about moomin right now and how the series ends with the moomin#family just leaving. and nobody gets to say goodbye to them. their friends have to find ways to live with the emptiness they've left behin
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To anyone still claiming that Striker was cool and then season 2 ruined him, here is definitive proof that he was ALWAYS uncool.
#helluva boss shitpost#helluva boss#blitz#striker#blitz is the cool one#plz don't take this seriously- it is a joke. Or is it?#smear frame#don't threaten Blitz's man
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tails is somehow the child of divorce and the marriage counselor simultaneously
#tailstube#juice spillz#idk man don't take this seriously my brain just barfed that out#sonadow#kindaaaa
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Scout stop you’re gonna make him cry
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#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#team fortress 2#this is silly#but i don't care#I cannot take spy seriously he is just a silly goofy man#but I love him
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Before First Meeting:
Burning Spice Cookie: I will find you, Thief!
During First Meeting:
Burning Spice Cookie: I will fight you, Bird!
After First Meeting:
Burning Spice Cookie: I will fuck you, Wife!
Golden Cheese Cookie: Confused and baffled noises
#goldenspice#burningcheese#idfk man#burning spice x golden cheese#BurningCheese in a nutshell lol#Idfk what i'm doing lol#don't take this too seriously
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⭐ Man who hates exposure vs. Woman literally named famous star <3
I thought of this taking place at the 72nd Cannes Film Festival, in 2019. Big week for Claire. She had two films premiering at the festival, won the Best Actress Award for Wild Flowers and got a professional picture with this man. Oscar trail!
#hollywood u#thomas hunt#oc: claire swanson#huntclaire#hsslilly art#she tricked him into it too. it's going to be quickkkkkkk. i promise. just like three pictures! (<- liar and a fraud and a scammer)#i'm on his side on this one. you don't even need to walk the red carpet at cannes.#actually. no i am not. why would he believe claire? half a decade atp man.#claire takes the old hollywood stuff really seriously. her film output is crazy. you WILL watch a movie with her in a starring role#i wonder if this will have any impacts on her personal life.#btw films are wild flowers and the last duchess which is why this man is even here in the first place#also. biblically accurate claire. claire to scale
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What if Emmrich-
No right, what if he unclasps this-
and goes into full on magical girl transformation into undead skeleton mode-
#this is so stupid don't take it seriously#it's bc I was thinking about the chains he's got and like are they all just one long stupid chain that's connected#then... listen the thought trail made it's way to this#emmrich is my favourite magical girl#i really want him to just be a 'normal' old man#not a skelly#emmrich#emmrich volkarin#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#datv#datv spoilers#go to bed charlotte you're crazy they'll find out
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Talking with my dear friend (cofcof @alecz-obssesionz cofcof) we noticed that the family has a pattern... They're all with moths
Don't ask me about Radi and WL, there's no context
#my art#fanart#hollow knight#hollow knight art#hk fanart#hollow knight hornet#hk hornet#lace hollow knight#lace silksong#lacenet#grollow#palewatcher#white lady x radiance#grimmchild x ghost#all of them implied xd#lace is a moth#that's a hc man#don't take me seriously#also lurien being a moth is a hc
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I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.
batman (1940) #618
And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.
batman (1940) #650
It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?
When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.
#jaytim#timjay#batcest#tim drake x jason todd#jason todd x tim drake#necrotic festerings#i would've included the proper panel where the batarang slits jasons throat but i've gotta be so honest with you#i can't fucking take that panel seriously. the art is *so* bad. why does jason's face look like that.#it ruins what should be one of the most important moments in jason and bruce's history. everytime i look at it i either laugh or cry#anyway it makes me unwell that jason scars tim first bc i usually see ppl mix this moment up with the titans tower moment#which would make it post-utrh#but no it's from batman: hush which comes first which is so much more fun for me when it comes to jason coping#like first you have to handle knowing the man you saw as a father bataranged your throat to save the guy who killed you#and then you realized he incidently gave you a scar that now matches the scar you gave the replacement you fucking hate?#i'd also be so unwell about it i'd go beat tim's ass at titans tower.#in my timjay little mind this is the true state of jason's complicated weird feelings about tim#the realization they have the same scar forces him to reevaluate his gut reaction to tim's existence#and thus his spiral into obsession and testing tim then trying to recruit tim begins.#i did in fact post this instead of writing fanfic don't mind it. i'm having a time. i'm also avoiding doing dishes.#i like ships besides timjay i SWEAR they're just on the mind as of recent
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Quick Vinland Saga relapse
ft a self indulgent Toby Stephens as Askeladd fancast for reasons mentioned above
#The straight man's Flint and the queer man's Askeladd#pls don't take this too seriously#askeladd#James Flint#Vinland Saga#Black Sails#my art
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