#don't take this seriously man

[mushrxmm]

Reasons why Fatal Error is my man.

Number 1: I say so.

Number 2: we're actually married.

Number 3: there's no number 3.

that's all everyone thank you for coming.

[aro-in-danyl]

During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since

[egophiliac]

Do you think this is the Finale of book 7? qwq

at this point I'm not going to believe it's actually over until we get the Diasomnia dorm reruns! those will be the portent I cling to in these times of uncertain anime character drama. 😰

honestly I'd been pretty convinced that 13 would be the end -- or that there might be, like, an epilogue chapter or something, but this would at least be the end of the main plot of 7. but now it looks like the Armor of Dawn Silver card is actually going to be for the second half next week, so...now I'm right back in "WHAT IS HAPPENING" camp! like, I can see a couple of possibilities of how that might still work out, but...well. I guess we'll find out tonight. :')

[karuma-meii]

Thinking again about this common theme of like, Franziska being less of a "genius" than Miles. When like objectively it's just untrue! I mean she became a prosecutor when she was only 13 (in the same year Miles became one at 20), she only had wins up until Phoenix (just like Miles or her father) and she still feels like she's lagging behind, like she's not catching up. And no one disputes this! No one even tries to make her feel this isn't the case. I'm going to explode.

[cinnamonsikwate]

chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!

a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.

the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.

[adiososito]

fuck ass jspaint doodle of Yes Man

[notsogoodangel]

Based on his past interests, Clown was never going to be into Pili.... although there is someone else who could.

[otome-dissection]

nah cuz say what you will about the new yakuza live action but this shit is fucking gay

[talietikasero]

a silly redraw doodle of this i did last night to shake off the art rust

[krispiblueberry]

tails is somehow the child of divorce and the marriage counselor simultaneously

[emphemeral-astralreader]

Before First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will find you, Thief!

During First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will fight you, Bird!

After First Meeting:

Burning Spice Cookie: I will fuck you, Wife!

Golden Cheese Cookie: Confused and baffled noises

[bixels]

I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

[tealvenetianmask]

To anyone still claiming that Striker was cool and then season 2 ruined him, here is definitive proof that he was ALWAYS uncool.

[mirellapryce]

Terrible theory, but I think part of the reason everyone in Port Townsend falls for Edwin is the accent. Yes, both Charles and Edwin have a British accent, but Edwin has the stereotypically "Hot, British Accent" (from a North American perspective).

[gender-critical-analytical]

the way some of you clearly think bisexuals don't experience actual attraction and feelings for people, but rather decide ahead of time if they want a man or a woman this time and then just go and pick whoever comes into their line of sight next is so obvious and definitely makes me think you all don't need to speak on things you don't know about

[destroyherdeath]