#don't tag as stancest

[bubbyisatitagain]

Hi gravity balls fans

Little busts of Stan and Ford so I can point out my headcanons and their differences as twins

[spudcat]

they are so cute i'm going to throw up

[dipperhthong]

in my mind billford & dipford are like, Visual Novel Bad Ends for ford's love life. compared to stancest as a Good End. like "if still insane, become a malevolent god or groom nephew. if normal, fuck twin brother" and what a life to be living, to end up in such a situation

[gilf-connoisseur]

Okay. Hear me out. Stanford with no face and Stanley with too many faces. And no, I'm not talking about body horror. This is more about symbolism. Stan is simple. For most of his life, he was not Stanley. He changed identities and names, he was everyone but Stanley Pines. Ford did not have such a need, he was always Stanford. But then he disappears from his home dimension. Stanford just disappeared from the face of the earth. And Stan did what he does best. He changed his face again, but this time to his brother's face. Ford comes back, and what does he see? The name Stanford Pines is no longer his, it is now one of Stan's fake personalities. He remained faceless. And Stanley did it without malicious intent, he was just solving the problem the way he knew. They both lost their identities, but in different ways. They are so tragic it's killing me.

(They will figure it out in post canon, don't worry)

[momentomori24]

This may just be me, but I think if you ship a canonically very abusive, manipulative and toxic relationship, you don't get to judge or call anyone degenerates for their own fucked up ships, actually.

[twentyfoursevenelevatormusic]

Found a cool perspective position reference on Pinterest and since I've had mullet Stan on the brain this is what It turned into

I didn't nail the perspective and some parts look a bit weird but otherwise im pretty happy with it

[donethedevilspedicure]

Back to rotating just how I want Ford and Constance to Bang in Albert Singlestone in my head. Like hhmmmmmhhmhm, yes

(and I know it picked up massively AGES ago and then I got deer in headlights panic frozen from the attention, and I think noone but me even thinks about it anymore. But eh. I still have many ambitions about Ford getting to shove things places, and I'm slowly starting to remember how to push action-narratives along.)

[stoicjewel]

Ford horrific misunderstanding

Pls don't tag this as stancest, I will fucking cry

[sixerstanley]

hey. you got any good stancest fic recs? 👀 i trust your opinion over any other stancest blog rn

!!!!!!

Omg, that is so so sweet????? I'm not sure what I did to earn that trust, but thank you!!!

Okay, here are some of my favs, but I'm still making my way through the tag!!

What We Used To Be - By fractured_hourglass (M)

Here's one of the fics I first read when I got into stancest, it broke into my home and tore my heart apart with its angst but it was so GOOD???? SO fucking good, great angst, spectacular writing and characterization. It takes place between stanchurian candidate and last mabelcorn, so don't expect a happy ending in the first part, BUT it's insanely good. The summary is that Stan and Ford are trying to learn to live together again, but they keep fighting, and implications that they were something more...makes everything worse. And when Jimmy Snakes, an old fling of Stan's is back in town, Ford gets more and more irritable until shit hits the fan. There is also a part 2 now that wraps everything up nicely!

Any Way You Want It - By Pandame (E)

An untraditional A/B/O fic that is deliciously hot. Ford comes out of the portal...different.

Miss Missing You - By theywerefireworks (E)

A fic post weirdmageddon where Ford tries to make Stan remember their shared memories together--even if they aren't all that pretty.

Oral Communication - by fishingboatblues (E)

Stan starts leaving notes in code, leaving Ford to decipher them.

Sweet Dreams and Glacier's Rock - by Frondere (E)

The twins take a trip, and there's only one bed 👀

everything you feel is good - by businessboyjared (E)

A delightful pwp where Ford walks in on Stan watching porn. What happens next will shock you.

TV Remotes and Ice-Cream - by wubdub_redux (G)

A really sweet fluffy fic about Stan being awkward about his feelings, but luckily Ford is really dense.

And last, but CERTAINLY not least, a fic I'm still reading right now and it's in progress but is SO good:

many dreams come true, and some have silver linings - by GoodbyeBabylon (E)

This fic is just. Chefs kiss. It's so well done. It's the pining Stancest fic I have yearned for, where they are OLD and PINING and STILL have trouble communicating. It's so so good guys. Highly recommend.

And there you have it!! There are probably some I'm forgetting, and like I said I'm still going through the tag, but please enjoy! :D

[cartoonsinthemorning]

i wasn't sure if constance was a tomboy or not! i still love that she's very feminine i think it does fit stan as a general character to be loud and proud about however hes presenting himself (makes it easier to ignore/run from their actual insecurities/issues)

i loooove the idea of her forging documents to become ford's wife though god stan WOULD and im grinning just imagining the aneurysm ford would have when he eventually finds out (and i saw your tag on the answered ask and im on my hands and knees begging for 60s constance)

im kind of glad to know that deep down ford does have faith in his sister's capability. i think its very fitting he would be burying that quite a bit. all of his need of being the smart one, the successful one, and now the eldest son who takes care of his little sister - i can see how it would grate at him to see constance excelling without him. its easier for him to pretend its all just the usual misogynistic reasonings (especially because its a reason everyone else will gladly back him up on) than have to acknowledge that stan never really needed him. he always just needed her

-🐶 (and yes thats my little sign off lol. im too shy to make a blog for stancest stuff but i poke around on the tumblr community enough i felt like i should start connecting the asks i send to people)

Hello 🐶! Thank you so much for enjoying my previous answer, for chatting, and egging me on lol, it's a lot of fun! ❤ Sorry for taking so long to reply, but I could never find the time to finish the 60s Constance- up until now at least! I hope you like her.

(I may rework some details, later, but for now I don't mind how she turned out).

[woobiedoovo]

hiiiii woobie!! i appreciate your work SO much because i love bottom stanley. i don't see it often, nor can i ever get enough of it. do you have any fic or blog recommendations for more of that sweet, sweet bottom stanley content?

ASHDHDHWHKZ THANK YOU <33 Bottom Stan is my bread and butter, so I’m happy to see other people enjoy it too!! Here are some fic’s I really enjoy that have bottom Stan in them :)) I’ll put some descriptors but make sure to read the tags to see if there’s anything you might not like!

This fic has ABO. Specifically Alpha x Alpha!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64348537

Teen Stans! Some Dub-con, but Stan is into it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64099591

These next two are by Shmisky here on tumblr who you should totally check out for Stancest in general! The second link is ABO as well! Alpha x Omega this time.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62696767/chapters/160503703

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63008014/chapters/161364031

Anything by Frondere (also here on tumblr) is a masterpiece, so I’d check out anything by them !! Here’s two of my favorite things by them!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58761670/chapters/149746579

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60277546/chapters/153823870

Some good old praise kink :))

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60914503

Once again, I’d recommend anything by FoodTruck on tumblr! Here’s a link to a favorite of mine!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59909422

This fic is Grunkle Ford and Teen Stan. It actually heavily inspired my own Grunkle Stan/Teen Ford Drabble! (I should really write more for that lol)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59653180/chapters/152142877

Tentacle dick Ford. Is there anything else to say? This one isn’t explicitly bottom Stan, but I still love it !!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59815657

[smiley-mcdoggington]

obseeeeessed with all of your omegaverse stuff lately!! it's so good and i love your approach to it all! and i saw your tags for your recent post about how it made you think of alpha/alpha stancest, and i'm just sayin that if you wanted to share those thoughts....👀???

OMFG HIIII I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOUR BLOG FOR MONTHS--

ALPHA/ALPHA THOUGHTS ABSOLUTELY I HAVE SO MANY ASJFNSIDBEKJDNEKSNX

- Ford is kind of pompous like 'Oh I'm not gonna be like those Other Teenagers that acts like an animal because of their secondary gender I'm above that'. First day he presents he attacks his father for saying he stinks. He's not above anything.

- Stan presents like half a week later same as my o/o fic because he's the younger twin, Filbrick isn't nearly as nice to let him get a swing in before he locks him in the bathroom until he stops clawing at the door like a feral cat.

- Caryn's behavior Changes around them when they present, she takes a back seat completely because shes afraid of alphas in general.

- Heats and Ruts both make the person super touch starved and lonely, it isn't long before Ford and Stan have figured out they can yell at eachother through the vents. Filbrick gets pissed at that though because you can hear them yelling from the shop so he just grabs Stan by the shirt and drags him into his room with Ford like "There! You wanna talk so bad, talk all you want!" and slams and locks the door.

- Filbrick knows what's gonna happen, Stan and Ford are sitting in eachothers' stink and suddenly everything they're doing is pissing eachother off. Ford says that aggression is a symptom and as long as Stan stays on his side of the room they'll be fine. Except both of them break this rule immediately because they wanna be closer to another body. Ford blames Stan, Stan blames Ford, they start fighting and-- Oh. OH THAT'S NOT FIGHTING--

- The way they were fighting from the start was weird through, Stanley was angry, Ford thought he would be just as feral as he was but. Stan isn't hitting him really, even though he's a good boxer. He's just kinda... Pulling Ford closer??? Not even to a point Ford can't get out of it, and Ford Knows if Stan wanted to restrain him he probably could. But Stan's just... Not. Not going further than Ford can handle, not hurting him, just touching him. Ford isn't the honorable type though so he's not all 'he's going easy on be because he thinks I'm weak' because Ford Knows He's Weak but Stanley is a stupid, rutting alpha and he's holding himself back for Ford. He wasn't holding back with Filbrick, he wasn't holding back with anyone. Just Stanford.

- Ford decides to test this out by doing what his momma taught him and lying. Stanley yanks Ford's arm and Ford winces. Stan immediately stops, starts making tiny whines and pulling at his shirt to check on his shoulder while asking what hurts. Ford pulls him closer because it gives them both the contact they've wanted and 'really, knucklehead, we could have skipped the fighting and gone straight to this' as if he wasn't half the problem

- Ford and Stan touch angry boners 😔

- Ford and Stan are both still breathing in other alpha which is making them adgitated so the cuddles don't go nearly as smoothly. Stan says Ford is too boney, Ford says Stan is too heavy, Stan lets Ford pin him and start biting the hell out of his tits while Stan pulls his hair and claws at his back

- they're so grounded when they're done rutting but for now they're tearing the shit out of their mattress and eachother

[obsessingoveroldmen3]

Hey guess what

Tags:

post weirdmageddon for post weirdmageddon stancest

pre weirdmageddon for pre weirdmageddon stancest

30s stans for pre portal stancest

teen stans for teenager stancest

little babies stans for shota stancest

Hi I'm Sam and my blog literally just got deleted again

I gen don't know if someone's reporting me or if I'm gen doing something wrong but. Hhh

Some of my art. Ig

[themsource]

…we’re honestly rehashing this? After I already gave my opinion here?

Fine, I’ll be direct.

To clarify, I don't like stancest because it's 'incest'.

I do think incest can be an interesting and complicated topic to explore when it comes to the dark, taboo, and forbidden, and I do admittedly enjoy said exploration as I do any subject that requires critical thinking, and sometimes self-examination be it on the reader's or character's parts as it can be very thrilling.

But I won't like a ship just because it's 'incest' or whatever.

The ship needs to have good dynamics and personality to get my investment. I have said this before but I'm more than willing to say it again as a reminder. So that in mind - I don't care if it's 'incest'. I don't care if you find a fictional character engaging with a fictional relative 'gross'.

I care about the narrative and if it's going to break or make my heart.

Plus, I love Stan and Ford.

I am also attracted to Stan and Ford.

I am going to definitely be okay seeing these two attractive old men/young adults/angsty teens (however someone chooses to portray them) do something emotionally intimate such as kissing or sharing a bed.

'Incest' has nothing to do with that.

I don’t even think about the fact they’re ‘related’ unless that’s the point to doing so in the depiction the creator has chosen to make (ie - coming to terms with being attracted to their brother, trying to understand how their bodies work and why they react that way with their twin, etc).

I will always care more about a story and how it’s told, rather than some sort of… ‘moral’ conundrum, that in my personal opinion has no place in the world of make-belief anyways and should stay in reality where it belongs.

Furthermore, I don't go shoving this in people's faces, I tag artwork and writing appropriately and to the best of my ability so that people that do find this sorta thing 'gross' can avoid it.

Out of respect.

Of which I have none for people that choose to try and give me shit about what I make or enjoy.

So, just for you, dear anon who decided to waste both our times and destroy a little bit more of the precious lives we have left on this earth over your own personal nonsense, and for those that might try to come to me negatively over the same thing in the future rather than seeing what I’ve already said and leaving well enough alone - take this doodle, to understand exactly how I feel about what you have to say.

Actually, take two as I was indecisive on if I wanted to make the eyes more 'canon' or more shojo cute.

Hot old man yaoi <3

Eat it.

[cryptid-doodles-212]

okay listen up because we are on the piss on the poor website

i'm going to post stancest (Stan/Ford slash) for an art collab i'm doing with a friend, and because it's hot fictional men.

HOWEVER

it will be tagged and under a readmore as i do for all nsfw works as stated in my bio

so don't go slamming on that readmore before reading the post and tags please, for your and my peace of mind

i don't have DNIs, it's a fuck around and find out situation here - i can say no to requests i don't like (politely), and people can leave; i can also block rude people really fast and you can block me

i have people who are here for the Portal goofy 0 romance au, people who are here for sexy old men in cozy environments, and people here for god knows what because i have like 300 ideas (i love you), and 0 hatemail, let's keep it like that so don't yell at me because you've been clicking on my very non catholic posts

im just here to post art and make 5 people laugh, me included; thank you for coming to my ted talk