#don't know the proper name of that one either

[puimoo]

My two theories about HUSH 2

Either HUSH 2 is terribly written, or there is more going on under the surface.

My theory is that the Batman in H2SH is either not Bruce but a Thomas Elliot who has developed a split personality and believes he is alternatively Bruce and Hush, or the reverse. Bruce somehow has taken on both personalities and is setting everything up for himself unknowingly - there IS no Hush.

I'm leaning more towards the first option. A few things that jumped out on me that things aren't as they seem:

The missing time from the first chapter when Bruce was offline and no-one could reach him. This is a big smoking gun. This is where either something happens to Bruce, or where he gets 'replaced'.

Bruce is never pulling a gun on Jason and shooting him like that if he's himself, come on. Don't do that to us, writers!

His weird belief that it is all tied to Hush without proper investigation. He's tying it to Hush because he 'knows' on a subconscious level that Hush is involved.

The comment about things being compromised leans a little more towards the Bruce is Hush theory, as others knew things they shouldn't because Bruce-as-Hush shared them.

The very careful wording throughout. For example, Jason never confirms he is working with Hush because he is not. Jason never says he is there to kill the Joker, and he only talks about his death when BRUCE brings it up and makes it deeply personal. Rather than going there to kill the Joker, he's there to save him - and likely to save him from Bruce.

The very weird scene between Barb and Dick, which feels like it came in mid-discussion to deliberately hide what the conversation was actually about before we came in. Barb is weirdly harsh to Dick with the comment where she basically insults Dick and then says that people don't give HER enough credit. We've missed something big here - the tension is pretty damn thick, and I think it ties back to Barb being more concerned about Bruce disappearing than Dick was and them (but not us) now knowing what happened during that time.

The Riddler thinks Bruce needs help. There is something either wrong with Bruce, or he's being held captive somewhere. The reason why different villains get involved during this arc is either because a mad!Bruce is both trying to kill and save them, or a mad!Thomas is trying to do the same.

There is also something very odd about the fact that the batfamily can't connect up with each other and have to work alone, although I am guessing that this is because the communications are now all compromised because Batman has access to them (Whether that is Hush!Batman or Bruce!Batman)

There is also the title. HUSH 2/H2SH feels an unusual name for the sequel, especially given the authors. I think that this is in itself a clue: that there are 2 versions of Hush, or Hush is playing 2 roles. What is also interesting is how they write the 2 in H2SH. Two things here: that the two is hidden within the name Hush (the two personalities in one person angle), but also that the 2 replaces U. This is a Batman comic, the U - or you - is the title character. We go from a singular U to a 2, so, two Batmans :)

Am I trying to make sense of what might just be absolutely terrible writing? Why, yes! But so little in the current world make sense.

[elvestoneanzelote1]

Horny for a day:

A:n- in Quotev I need to publish this in Yandere one shot book but in wattpad I just thought to just publish here since many just prefer to read on book rather then going through the books. (In wattpad)

From Strings, Yandere blue lock x male reader

Well I will paste it there too I guess.

🔞 Blue lock x seme male reader

Those who have regular commented on this book thank you. As I select few of you.

This one shot contain mature themes. I am reupload it here as a set since I will publish part two here.

You can skip this chapter after reading the warnings! Am not really good at it but...

Warning: gay se*, bondage, drugging, overstimulation, all are 18+ (well Rin is not as he is seventeen in this book... Either way... Let's just overlook it. I guess) grammatical error will be there as I often make mistake. And I feel hesistant to correct it. Since if I did comment use to disappear so...

And I hope in future many more will comment. And who knows you will be selected for me to write scenarios like this.

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Shidou Ryusei: requested by Ivy on Quotev.

You and Shidou had a strange relationship if one were to say the least. He often hog around you yet you became use to it somehow.? You are not sure.

"So what say?"

"The party? Hmmm... I have never gone to such places" you mutter as his eyes lit up.

"Exactly it will be a new experience! Besides it is in the bar. I don't really go there but once a while loosen up and trying is fine" he added which you were unsure but nod.

"Alright where is the place?"

"Oh! I will sent you the location we can meet by there" he said after side hugging you.

You just nod while watch him leave.

You weren't that sure but at the same time it will be a good experience you hope to try once to loosen up abit.

The party was heated and the drinks were all alcohol amix.

"Damn *Hic* I could ask for more!" Shidou shouted while you hold his form with his arm around your shoulder while one of your hand hold his waist the other, His hand.

"Y/n...~! Can't I have more please~?"

"No you have drink a lot too"

"Heh...~ aren't you drunk to?"

You nod while trying to keep your head cool but it wasn't really helping as you stumble on your feet.

"So where's your house?"

"Hmm~? Ah naughty Y/n, want me when I am such in vulnerable state" he said with his face lean close to you.

"Come on I can't leave you out here"

"Heh~ its just nearby~"

He mutter around while you lead to his house opening his door and lead him inside.

You almost trip on your way when Shidou press himself more on you with his face near your face.

"You feel it too don't you...?" He mutter with his eyes stare at you with hazy emotions.

"You are too drunk..." You mutter out as you lead him to his room.

You were atleast aware enough not to drink to the point like Shidou as you try to lay him on to bed yet he pull you down with him.

"Y/n~" he moan your name as his hand hold your face.

"Please I need you~" he moaned with his hardened press on your thigh rubbing himself on you. His eyes half lidded clearly a sign of drunkenness.

"We both are drunk keep your hand yourself-" your breath hitch when he use his leg to rub on your crotch.

"You are hard too... Come on prince let go of that proper stuff and just fuck me"

"You surely are direct." You state as he just smirk, "of course... Or are you afraid?"

He teases and mock you while rubbing his leg on your hardened cloth cock as his hand remove your buttons but his breath hitch as you tied his hand up with your belt as his smirk widen..

"Wow bondage? I knew you like this stuff"

"You surely are so ready for it huh?"

"Of course besides... I don't know perhaps it is exciting to really burst?"

"Oh I will make you explode till you are dry"

"My so eager" he teases when you remove his pants off.

"Talk more and I will not prepare you".

That make him silent as he watch you take the lube which he told you where.

" have you ever done this?" You ask as he just smirk. But his cocky face slip when your finger slip inside his entrance.

"Agh! Damn your fingers are long! Fuck!" He moaned as pleasure were push on his viens as his tied hands tried to hold anything as it clenches.

"You are skill with your finger huh?" He utter that word as you let out a chuckle. "Maybe and perhaps you are skilled in taking it... Is it your first?"

"Well duh .. I mean even if I make such comments and all..! Ah!" His eyes rolled back when fingers trace on his spot.

"Wo-damn it! How quick are to fin-ah~!" He moaned as you squeezed it making him cum hard.

You both knew it was alcohol that making you both bold or maybe you both were but when he hold you down taking of your pants down while taking your cock in his mouth.

You knew you couldn't really escape it nor the alcohol intensity on your vine help.

Using his mouth to for pleasure as he enjoy every bit of your rough handlings.

"Ah. That's it" he encourage while the cock slip deep inside him after putting on condoms.

"Come on now. We both are tied together"

He groaned when you start moving his tied hand around your neck pulling you close. Your grip on his hip and the way the tongue kiss was it only heighten both of your desires.

"My you are really fucking the hell out of me-ah~! Damn agh! Ah~" he moaned in between the thrust as he shut his eyes tightly feeling you inside him.

"You are really making me addicted to this aren't you? Ah~! If this is how it feel wi-ah~-with condoms h-how will it feel bare?" He moaned loudly while his back arches feeling how your thrust hit the spot every time.

"Damn it! You are not only good at Hitting a goal every time. But you know~ ahh~ how to hit inside too~mwah~~"

"I'm getting close! Y/n y/n~! " he cums as it splashes on his stomach and yours as with few thrust you came and took it out roll the use condom tightly.

"Fuck this is really the best. I might really want more agaib"

"Huh? Aren't you greedy for more?"

"I know... We still have few more condoms left" he said while hold your arm his eyes stare at you with visible blush present.

And you knew he was already addicted to it after experiencing it. But. For some reason.

"Oh? Can you really handle been fucked till we used the pack itself?"

"Please do. Till I even pass out use me, tie me up out vibrator or anything. But please keep that inside me again once more... Y/n~"

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Itoshi Sae: requested by Nia from Quotev. And Ivy

You really didn't thought that much when Sae offer you to bring drinks. As you and him were alone in his house unfortunately because you ended up catching on rain and the house was near.

"So they all went out?" You ask as Sae nod with the usual blank expression as he closed his door after handing you the drink. You didn't really thought much of him putting the lock.

"Damn the rain. Sorry for troubling you" you stated after drinking the drink which he just nod while taken a seat on the floor beside you.

"I don't think the rain will clear out soon. Y/n"

"Probably Itoshi. Uh do you have spare clothing which I can fit it?" You ask as your shirt was drench.

"Unfortunately not because my size and Rin size won't fit on you. Neither dad's." He state while his eyes scanned at your form as your eyes narrowed and the slight tint of blush was present on your cheeks.

"Why don't you just take it off? And hang it around here till the evening it will get dry probably."

"Huh uh.. Yeah I guess," you remove your shirt off while hang it with the hanger as Sae eyes just wander around your form his eyes quickly dart away from your as he gulp down his nervousness.

"Is it me or the room is getting warmer?" You mutter out as he let out a sigh.

"The room temperature is just fine"

"huh?" As Sae hand on your then slide up to your chest.

"You put something didn't you?"

"..." He was quiet but quickly gasp when you pull his face with one hand of yours.

His eyes stare at your. "Y/n..."

"You truly are pathetic to go to this extend"

He ignore your words as his lips travel around your body while his hand travel on your pants stroking it as he could feel it get hardened.

"On field you have been a lot of help... Why don't you help me in this too huh?"

"I will... Do whatever you want me. Use me like how you use me on the field... Y/n" he mutter out your name.

"Then strip."

His eyes widen a bit yet does so without hesitation. He doesn't know what to feel as how your demanding voice was so alluring but at the same time the way you soft spoke to him earlier while been poliet was arousing too .

He could only moan your name and clenches on the mat as your hands grab his legs up while you were fucking him.

He moans while you brutally use him as if you were mating him. He doesn't care if it is the drug that is making you pound on him on the floor he love every second of it.

"Y/n~ ah~!" Tears fall down from his cheek as he could feel his legs trembles while he clench on the edge of the bed. He doesn't know how much he come but he can't get enough of it. And he love it the fact you can't get enough of him either..

"Please Y/n, My legs going to give up~ ah~" he moaned he hips move to meet your thrust.

"Look at you. So ready to move your body for me. Always so eager to catch my attention. From Spain to soulmate string to this. How desperate are you for me" you slap his butt as his arches his back and moan.

His drool falls down with his tears as he continue to moan for you of how good he feel.

"Ah~! Ah~! Y/n...!! Coming...!" He moan as he comes again dirtying his floor again.

"Look st the mess you are making Sae"

"S-sorry. Ah~! You are just just making me come so m-much~ ah~! You are still going?"

"Of course. Can't you feel the heat. How many did you even out on my drink?" You ask as he turn his head to side to see you.

"Three"

"Wow... Damn you"..

" epp~!"

"Seems like I gotta fuck you even if your parents come huh? You little attention seeker"

"Ah~! Please I don't mind it. Just continue. Continue to use me even if my legs give up. Even if I fell unconscious.! Use me! I am sorry for it!!"

"Oh you sure do sound sorry" you sarcastically remark as he smirk slightly but quickly his expression to a moaning mess when you thrust again.

"You don't have to tell me twice I will use your body. You gotta take all this responsibility"

"Ah~! Am getting close again!?!" He moaned been overstimulate to the point all he could think was the feeling of you inside him and how good it feel.

"Y/n~! Fuck me anywhere you want please~" he said while tighten his legs around your waist asking for more. Since you both were athletes of course you both stamina were great. You just hope his parents won't come home until the drug in your vien goes over.

"You are surely so loud. You want to be heard or something?"

"Yes-yes, I want them to know how good you make me feel. How you make me feel ten time more... Then how you fuck Rin"

"Huh?" Before you could ask more what he meant since you don't recall it, he kisses you while hold you close riding you while moaning and letting himself close to you.

"Mine..  Mine you are mine" he moaned out louder when you start thrusting on him again too consume in pleasure to hear his mumble.

His drool fall from his lips to chin with his eyes been hazy and lustful with desire. His hands hold your shoulder. "Mine. You are mine. You are fucking me so well...~ you are the only thing I need. Ryouzen or Y/n~ whatever you want me to call~ please please~ continue on till you feel addicted to me, my body everything"

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Karasu Tabito: By Nina In Quotev.

Karasu was sweet and kind boyfriend. He does get shy when you hold his hand or even lean close to him like a timid girl.

He can't help it.

And he can't help it even now.

He was so glad and happy when you accepted him.

Though after breakup. He cried a lot. He couldn't bear it. It was like he was eating away by snail and worms or something.

Later on days, As he cannot let go of you. He will think about why you break up and always felt there is more. And sometimes when he watches something intimate because of his curiosity. He wonders how it will feel if it was you.

And that day came to an end.

His moan was silence when your lips was inside his as your hand on his waist while the water from the shower drizzle you both. It was hot and intimate.

You both were bare as he could feel everything and so do you.

His heartbeat quicken when you part from his lips

"Tabito..., Will you help me please?" You ask with a slight tilt of your head and he melted.

He was on his knees sucking you while your hand were gentle holding his hair.

While the roomwte Shidou lays bondage and tied asleep.

Thankfully.

"I'm sorry for making such a request Tabito" you state while he glance up at you.

He just suck you more alarming you. As he didn't want to hear you apologize. He want you to do whatever you want. He always want you to take the lead. From dates to this.

He doesn't want his schedule be the reason for your date been cancel. He wants your opinion. So for first time you ask from him. And it was something he always wanted.

"Close, Tabito" you mutter as try to pry him off yet he stay still. The hot liquid flows inside his throat as it was a bit bitter but he doesn't care.

"Y/n..." He mutter out your name and before you knew it you oblidge to his wishes.

"Are you sure?" You ask as he nod. "I-its fine.. You can just take it out when you are close... Beside. I doubt there are condoms given by Ego" he mutter.

You nod unsure, "are you sure for me to just?"

"Yeah..." He mutter as he felt you slip inside him. He let out a soft moan as you filled him up. Not fully since yours were bigger.

"Seems like you were prepared?"

"I can't help myself... Sometimes.."

"Huh?"

"I couldn't help myself to just be curious... When you are so close to me and..." He mutter out. All his confidence felt out of window when it come to you.

He moaned out loud when he felt you slowly move inside him. His hands press on the wall as the shimmering sound of the shower and slow slap of flesh echoes in the bathroom. The breaths of intimacy clouded the screen glasses as your hand on his waist while the other stroke him.

"Faster. Just do it more..."

You oblidge to his wishes as you yourself couldn't really control yourself from the feeling of arousal.

He cover his mouth with his wrist pressing his body on wall while his ass press to yours , it Bounches slightly with the slapping of yours to his.

Tears fall down from his eyes as he closh his eyes shut.

"Y/n~" he moaned your name as if the trigger you flip him over. His breath hitch as his eyes rolled back when you thrust deeper while hold one of his leg up.

"Ah~ you are really~!" He moaned while trying to breath out and relax but he knew he can't. And he can't help but capture this moment in his memory. Your face. The smirk while talk to him. The way you look at him with desire. He knew he know he can't get away from this and it will always come to his dream even.

He couldn't help itm everything was so hot from the bathroom sex to the fact the roommate is asleep and tied. He couldn't help but feel prideful that you ask his consent. And now it is both parties enjoying it. Not by drug or not by anything. He was so happy.

"Tabito? Did I went overboard? Tab-" your concerns were gone when he face you tears fall from his eyes as his hair was down and wet.

"I'm just so happy that you ask me for this"

"..."

"Y/n..."

Without a second thought, he was alarmed when you pick his other leg up and fuck deeper inside him exactly hitting his sensitive one.

"Y/n~!?!" He moaned in confusion as your lips on his perks as he stare down at you with fluster face.

"If you look at me that way. I might become the reason for you to unable to walk properly Tabito" you teases as his eyes widen and you could feel him clench more tighter. He look away while kept a hand on your shoulder slightly pushing you.

"D-dont say that... It make me feel" his breath come to halt as he feel you thrust as he try to speak but all it came was moans and broken words.

"F-eel swo~ good~ you are really going to~ huh? Ah~! You are making me lose my mind y/n!~"

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Mikage Reo: request by Weeblover from Wattpad.

From a very beginning he notice you a lot and I am not going back to past.

There is always a wall that he fsnt cross and he knows Nagi is already afar and near you.

He want to have a closure a sense of closeness with you. Yet you never let him do you.

He couldn't help it at all from watching from classes to letting his bodyguard click picture of you during class while he could stare peacefully and let someone else do the job.

"What's this?"

"..." He just held it out as you stare at the cheque.

"What am I going to do with it?"

"Be my friend. Take A million" he said to you.

"You don't need to give me money to be your friend"

"...!?" He was slightly alarmed but was glad you did became his friend.

Maybe he was too oppressive towards you and drag you everywhere sometimes... Not the place you like?

These mix up feeling grew to unbearable way. So he doesn't really mind it at all to pull this trick out.

He use money to get you. From other way. He couldn't hold it more..

He could feel your hand on his face as one of his hand is handcuff by you.

He moans when your lips travel to his neck holding him. His robe just open so were yours.

He knows it is wrong but he could just. Pretend that the waitress end up giving intoxication to both of you and kick that person out since they already have money.

And if they try anything to reveal his plan he will just order someone to kill her.

Right now all his focus was on you.

"Reo" you whisper into his ear while he just moan in response.

Your touch feel heavenly for him. As he could feel himself so vulnerable yet so desired.

You caress him with such care leaving every part of his body with mark.

"Eh!?!" His eyes widen when you lick his entrance.

"Y-y/n what are you. That's dirty dl-ah~!" He moans when he felt your tongue inside his.

He writhed in bed feeling every ounce of his been taste from inside.

He moans while the pleasure was overbearing.

The more he feel from you. From your touches to your words. To the way you stare at him.

He was completely at your mercy. He feel every inch of your cock inside him while you pound inside him.

His heartbeat felt like he was going to explode any minute.

"Y/n! Hold me..." Hr moand when one of your hand hold his, interwining it as speed up your pace as you watch how his eyes roll back and how he is just muttering your name.

He was overstimulated beyond yet he want more. He want more while it lasted.

So he held close to you. Pull you closer. He let you do whatever to him.

From tying him up and gag him to pound on him as he watch from mirror of how he is been taken by you.

It was overwhelming but he didn't supress his idea to tell you what more position to do.

He doenst know when more opportunity he will get but for now he is going to experience everything. Everposition.

Till morning.

"Yes that's it do it like that. Ah~! You are really making my inside mold into the shape of yours huh?~"

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Bachira Meguru : from weeblover-chan

He love tour attention like a bee attracted to flower to suck nectar. He is doing just that.

His moans sent vibration as your eyes flick down to him under table as he grin slightly with his mouth stuff.

He love it. And when he is too needy and yet you are busy, he will just busy himself with sucking you.

It was addicting and arousing.

Especially in such and open space. Below the table of your study room where any moment your parents can walk in and if they look down and saw him sucking you out. He wonders if he will be thrown off the house.

He swiftly drink the remaining and lick away any remains of cum.

"Please y/n-chan! Can't you just ignore your laptop and just do it!?"

"Meguru, I am busy unlike you I am unfortunately given responsibility upcoming fest at my school.

He pouted yet without a second thought he crawl up to you.

Sat on your thigh as you side glance him yet concentrate back on the typing at hand.

He move his hip humping himself on your thighs as he let out audible soft moans into your ears making sure you feel how he is feeling.

" y/n-chan please... Just do it, I can't take it more " he cries unable to hold of his desire for you. He whines about how it wasn't making him come.

"Then ride me"

You simply sat that as he does as so at first he was unsure but he start to gain experience.

From that day onwards he rides you as if he like this position very much as it is easier to distract you.

And the feeling a sense of dominance over you of how your hands halted when he stop bouncing on yours.

He make sure you are aroused of how much he is.

He let hug you closer while mutter out his frustration to you if you are done with work while he slowly ride you.

It doesn't last long until he start to act whiny for you.

You just wonder how in the world you end up entangle with him sometimes.

He was energetic. And always want to please you first before anything even if he is so horny.

"Y/n-chan! Can I suck you tonight while we have sleepover?"

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Hiori Yo. Request by Гош (quotev) and BIGGESTISAGIGLAZER (from wattpad)

He always stalk you whether you are unaware or aware. He knows a lot about you. From your secret life but how did he slip away the fact you are dating Karasu at one point? Well it doesn't matter.

He keep your photo, of Ryouzen in his walls as his parents were glad that their son view Ryouzen as his idol which is not wrong.

While he stash away in secret of your pic from middle school to highschool and from elementary school.

He always watches you.

And feel envious of those around who can just come to your life.

When he kiss you he feel everything make sense. All he want was you.

This feeling he felt always grow more and more.

So now he have you. Tied up and unconscious. On his room bed, his parents are away either way so he have full control over the house and he was no fool to tied you in rope as he handcuffed you.

The first thing you hear when conscious was your name been call in desperate tone as your vision clear to see Hiori on you, using your dick as his pleasure source.

He didn't notice you were awake as he is too consume by pleasure.

"What's the meaning of this Hiori!'

" ah.. " he stop his moment as you groan over the fact you were close.

Trying to think up or clear you mind was difficult when he will just ride you again and again before you come he will lower the pace or not move at. All.

It was torture. He hold your face as your eyes were blurry. "Please" he groaned as his eyes stare at yours.

"Please what?"

"Please let me come I cannot it is torture"

"Y/n-kun... You really want to come?" He ask as you nod making his smile widens.

"If you want me to help you come... You gotta make me come first."

"Huh?" Before you said anything his butt was on your face.

"Come on... Who come first. If you come first I will continue my torture. And if I did come first I will let you come more anytime"

Your mind was hazy all you think was hazy as you didn't really notice the tone and suggestion of more intimacy going to act out.

"Y-y/n-kun. You are really eating me away huh.." He softly moan when your tongue tease and move around his entrance.

His movement were rigid as all he could feel was your tongue yet he didn't stop to suck on yours and play with yours.

He moans out as he come first as you did so the next. While take a breath you try to clear your mind out but you felt the weight on yours again.

"What are you doing? I won so let me go"

"No can't do yet... We still have the whole day Y/n-kun..." His hand on his face as his smile widen as you could feel a dread of silence fall over you from the way he look. As if he have been waiting for this like an obsessed fan as he let out a chuckle " I still need more of you"

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Isagi Yoichi. Request from BIGGESTISAGIGLAZER

His hand tremble to the side as you both were sat by the river bank.

Your eyes were widen at what he just say and he couldn't look up at you.

"What?"

"...." He ran away alarming you as you call him out yet he ignore. Too much to bare at the thought of you reject him. He could not bare it to hear.

He curses himself to say it to you, "I love you Aida-san!"

His face bury on the pillow. He let himself cry for the whole evening.

But the next thing shock him was you sitting with his parents.

"Ah Yoichi, you finally woke up."

"Huh? Aida-san?"

As his mother explain you came by to visit him if he was fine.

He could not bring himself to eat.

"Yoichi. Talk to me please"

"...just leave me alone Aida-san I don't want to hear your answer"

"Why not?"

"B-because.. I can't okay... It was stupid of me to confess everything is stupid even my feeling and-" his ranting came to halt as he felt your lips on him as tears fall down from his eyes.

"Nothing is stupid Yoichi"

"Aida-san?" He mutter confused as his face blush red before he speak more you continue to kiss him. When the kiss broke and take a breath the next you kiss him again making his kind all fuzzy.

He clench on his bed sheet while your hand parted his leg.

"Shh don't be too loud alright, Yoichi"

He nod as he mutter he will try his best.

At first it was painful as he have never experience it but next he could feel an ultimate pleasure.

He try to suppress his moans while holding the teddy bear which you ended up winning in the arcade and gave him.

He moans muffle in it while you thrust inside him.

"Aida-san~" he mutter as you let out a chuckle, "no need to calm me that Yoichi just call my first name"

He blush more red as he muttet your name out, Y-y/n..San"

It was intense he will say at first rounds and all it was slow to medium pace. But right now been thrust inside in rougher pace was something he couldn't help but unable to hide his moan.

The bed of his move with the movement of your both while you cover his mouth with his shirt rolled into his mouth.

The tears fall from his eyes eyes and the sweat was not helping to clear his mind.

He can't help but moans by your dirty talk in his ear while he take you deeper and clenches tightly when you call him an adapting slut.

His body move to match your pace while his mind were all fuzzy he knew he will be thinking about this for weeks or even month.

He wanted more and more.

"Y/n... I love you" he mutter out as you smile while pressed your body more close to him.

"I love you too Yoichi" you whisper it out as he feel his climax reach.

He was crying from the pleasure and happiness. As you remove his gag he took deep breath as he hold your face.

"I love you a lot Y/n... Please... Make me feel more of you inside me..."

"Huh?"

He pout abhit while look at the side, "tomorrow... My parents will be leaving early.. Mom is going out to see her friend that lives in village side of Akita... And dad on the business trip..."

"So you are suggesting?' You smirk slightly as his face flush more red as his ahoge move to side.

" we can do... More tomorrow... While trying how one do in kitchen and other places... Of my house..." He mutter while avoid eye contact. Yet his breath hitch when you hold his chin to make him face you.

"My Yoichi... You surely are dirty minded"

"I don't want to hear it from you. Now don't stop I didn't say I want it to stop yet... "

"Alright alright. You sure are eager."

"...I can't help it... I just want you... Y/n all of it..."

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[otiksimr]

Hello, Bob-[Bob Beloved]-questions-having-anon back with another Bob [Bob Beloved] question

How often, if at all, does Bob [Bob Beloved] involve himself with human culture? Movies, books, malls, does he even have a job or a human residence? Without a great understanding of language or an incredibly complex range of emotions, I'm not sure how much he'd enjoy those things, but he's also not my OC, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Where does he sleep? Does he sleep? How does he spend his time? Are the babysitters or his mom(s) usually with him? Does he know about the Worm Killer? Am I asking too many questions-

Also, who's that big dragon and those cool bird-adjacent-looking ocs of urs??? I don't think it said their names in the posts 🤔 my interest has been piqued.

Alrght. Alright alright alright. Bob can't read so I don't think he'd know what the heck is going on when it comes to written media. I think he'd be interested with it but due to him not understanding it his enjoyment of it would be greatly limited. He'd like movies a lot! To him it'd probably be a lot like watching a movie in a different language without subtitles. But that's basically how he's been observing people from afar this entire time, so it'd be no different for him.

Bob is constantly interacting with human culture, after he figured out how to look human himself. Can't exactly go strolling in um. Worm. He's one of the worms that has the best grasp on human language, he's been around since they've appeared in the evolutionary timeline. He's heard a lot of crap and seen a lot of things.

Bpb can somewhat speak 'human language', but because he's heard so many languages and baby doesn't know that languages can die and that not everyone speaks the same language. So he be switching between like, ten languages, just talking to someone because he doesn't know that people tend to only know two languages on average.

Bob sleeps at the bottom of the ocean. [sniff]. As a worm they kind of, sleep float. Slowly drifting. Bob does the same thing, as a person it probably looks like sleep walking.

Bob spends his day eating and people watching. He baby. Okie? I think some time periods he just latches onto people and watch out their life spans. It's what's most fun to him. With that, he's probably the only World Eaters with a moral compass due to the sheer amount of time he spends with creatures with morality.

His babysitters are with him 24/7, they don't need to sleep so they can always keep an eye on him. They're usually the ones keeping him from eating anything that he can't eat. His moms do visit him! Just not very often and not for very long (in their time). They eat planets, they can't stay with him, because if they do there will be no solar system left for Bob to eat when he grows up.

Bob would not know about the Worm Killer, no. Even if he was told it wouldn't mean much to him, he's too young to understand what that could mean for him.

The 'big dragon' is Bayle (Named after Elden Ring boss). She's the same species as Rahuul, yada yada. She's Malice Incarnate. Basically, uh. An evil god. Hehe. A lot of them are female, not for any specific reason I just have an easier time drawing women so most of them end up as either a woman or just. Nonbinary or agender but feminine appearing.

I think I'll list off the rest of the 'gods' I've shown on this blog under cut. umu.

↑ That's Zyanth. She represents longing. ↑ Xercxes. She represents tenacity/determination (heh).

↑ I've shown her a few times. This is Haruna, Vengence Incarnate. She has a very nasty personality and despite her looks has a very rough way of speaking (like imagine gangster speech coming from a prim and proper lady).

Haruna's 'older sister' Yoru (they're twins but Yoru keeps calling herself the older sister just to mess with Haruna). She is Temptation Incarnate. In other words. Uh. She plays with peoples emotions in order to get them to succumb to their desires.

[lilithofpenandbook]

You know, Lily's just depressing. She's praised for being the most perfect girl ever, but nobody knows her. For all we know, Slughorn was making up that praise about her because he wanted to impress her son and because she'd died protecting Harry. And actually, it's probably this heroine image attached to her name that's led people to describe her with all these heroic qualities, because they don't know her. They all knew and paid attention to James (kinda hard not to), but I'm starting to think no one ever actually paid much attention to Lily (beyond her parents) and what they say about her is solely because she's now dead. Had she been alive, I feel like the way she's spoken about would be quite different. A lot of people knew her, but not who she truly was, and for all we know she could have been just lonely, leading her to go out with James and having no one tell her that no amount of loneliness is worth the risk that this man has attached to him.

That girl needed a proper group of friends. Not the people who clearly made her ashamed of her best friend because he was a Slytherin who allegedly liked the Dark Arts. How can someone interfere there but not when she was getting with James? It makes me think that they weren't her friends, but rather that she was trying to get closer, become one of them. And considering she's also a muggleborn, that probably added to the insecurity of not belonging.

The reason we know nothing of them now? Probably because nobody knew her to begin with. Not really. Everyone knew James because it was probably difficult to ignore him, and he was loud, obnoxious, and fucked with people as he pleased. He'd either be a villain or a legend, depending on the kind of kids the others in their House were. Lily? Lily's the working class muggleborn with a Yorkshire "low class" accent, who hangs around with the weird kid, and perhaps she was also just quiet, nobody really clicking with her, and then later nobody wanted to deal with the trouble that followed her (James). Nobody was there that would truly remember her. Nobody... Except Petunia and Severus, and both of them hated Harry too much to tell him about her- and both of them hated Harry because of his father's actions (honestly James ruined Harry's life from beyond the grave really)

She just makes me sad, honestly.

I know that the fact we don't meet any of Lily's friends outside of the marauders is more like a plot hole. But if we consider it canon that she had no other friends, it does make me wonder... Maybe Severus was her only real friend, even with all the dysfunction. After all, he's the only one who seems to remember her outside of being James' wife and Harry's mother. She may have been popular, with many people around who liked her, but no one who really understood her at a deeper level. And yeah, Severus put Lily on a pedestal, but they were real friends at one point, when they were kids and things were simpler. And I'm sure that mattered for something.

Oh, but I don’t think Severus truly understood Lily on a deeper level by the time they stopped being friends, because he never really grasped what it was about him that upset her so much. Not that I particularly blame him. Lily wasn’t any better in that regard. She never really understood what was going on with Severus either, or why he behaved the way he did.

And something I find both very curious and very realistic is that neither of them really wanted to understand. Because it didn’t suit either of them to do so. Severus couldn’t afford to confront his cognitive dissonance, he didn’t want to face the idea that the people who had accepted him, given him a safe place at Hogwarts, and offered him some hope for the future, might actually be awful or fundamentally incompatible with having any sort of relationship with someone like Lily. But at the same time, Lily wasn’t interested in questioning why Severus had ended up where he did, or how the people she surrounded herself with (the Gryffindors, mainly) — the ones she defended — had actually played a fairly significant role in Severus’s radicalisation.

Lily didn’t want to consider that the boys who saw her as the pretty girl, the potential girlfriend, the popular darling, might well have been absolute pieces of shit, just as Severus didn’t want to consider that his housemates might be the same. Because Lily enjoyed the attention, and Severus needed the security. Neither of them truly understood each other at the time, even though, in truth, their choices made a certain amount of sense.

That aside, of course Severus was her childhood friend — and really, out of everyone at Hogwarts, he was the one who had known her before she became Lily the popular girl, Lily the teachers’ favourite, Lily the object of James Potter’s obsession. He knew her beyond being someone’s girlfriend, someone’s wife, someone’s mother; he knew her as a person.

Whether she had other close friends, I don’t know, because, as @lilithofpenandbook pointed out in another post, it doesn’t even seem like she was truly close to Mary Macdonald. I mean, she’s mentioned as an example, but Lily always refers to her by her full name, and you don’t usually talk about your close friends like that. You don’t mention a friend’s name and surname when speaking to someone who supposedly knows who you’re talking about, it’s ridiculous. And even if it wasn’t someone particularly close, if you’re always hanging around with someone, people will know exactly who you mean just by the first name. So it doesn’t really seem like Lily and Mary were actually that close, and beyond her, there’s no one else mentioned apart from James’s friends.

You can be popular without having any real friends or meaningful connections to anyone, and it does feel like that was a bit the case with Lily. Or at least it seems that way, and I’ll always insist it’s absolutely ridiculous that we know even the names of James’s parents, but we know virtually nothing about Lily’s family. All we know comes from Severus’s memories, and the tiny scraps we get about her home life come from Petunia’s comments. And, ironically enough, in both cases, they’re relationships Lily herself cut off. Even more ironic is that James was indirectly involved in both of those breakages.

[foxsoulcourt]

variations on green : February edition

[twicethetrouble]

I'm going to start a Daily Posting fic. Help me choose what

Explanation. I've gotten out of the habit of writing daily. I do not like this. The best way i know to fix this (for me) is to write a fic that's soul purpose is for me to write a little bit each day and post that little bit immediately.

I plan on trying this again, but posting the little bits here daily and eventually posting it (edited and formatted properly) onto AO3. and since i'm posting it here first, you all get a choice of what this project will be. in the form of a poll. (b/c why not.)

and just to make it interesting, i'm only putting the weird document names (with fandom and basic vibe)

(all of these i have a varying amount of stuff written for them already but I will post that first before going from there)

[down-with-the-mafia]

I love how no one has real names in ahit except for. like. Vanessa.

their names all describe their characteristics or their jobs or something. "mustache girl" is a little girl with a moustache. "hat kid" is a kid who wears hats. "mafia boss" is the boss of the mafia. "the conductor" is a train conductor. "the empress", "the captain", "the nomads", "the goats", "the prince", "the badge seller", no one has names.

(dj grooves could be a name I guess. seems more like a stage name than an actual name though.)

[godsofhumanity]

in keeping with the theme of the Norse gods and Greek gods having a swap, what about a marriage? Been fantasizing off and on about Loki x Hecate pairing ever since you did that dialogue about Loki needing a skull and Hecate having like 8 of them. What do you think that would be like? Esp since Hecate is technically an Anatolian goddess adopted by the Greeks???

hee hee that loki x hecate post is SO old,, ur a real one anon for remembering it. honestly, when i made that post i was just putting random people together in a chat post.

but, i sort of always thought that marital relationships between different pantheons would be forbidden? so like, you can't marry someone from a pantheon different to yours. but just for the shits and giggles, i think Loki x Hecate would be insane. im actually not sure that they would get along as husband and wife-- Hecate strikes me as very proper and orderly, and Loki is chaos personified. also, Loki is self-serving, so i feel like it would be a love-hate relationship, very much what i imagine Loki x Angrboda to be like.

the only Norse x Greek pairing i ever considered in my life was Freyja x Apollo. idk, i just like the aesthetics of it?

u say you've been fantasizing about Loki x Hecate so i'd love to hear ur thoughts? i don't really have any myself 😭

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt the second dream story featuring a third dream story I can't remember if I ever talked abt. I <3 body horror bonus points if its slow and agonizing

[illithilit]

I actually managed to find that Drow name chart, so I am here to share the breakdown of dear Daxie's name.

His first name translates to "legendary wanderer" ( or renegade, but I doubt his parents would have selected that particular meaning. ) It's.... Certainly something to name your child, and frankly, to me it reads as his parents being fully prepared to keep him as a sort of foot soldier; they didn't by any means expect him to have any semblance of standing in the house, and to make it even more transparent, it's not any kind of compliment. It's a nicer way of naming him red-headed step child. He has his uses, ofc, particularly when his house has traditionally placed a great deal of importance on bloodline -- but that's, uhh.... About as far as it goes, since it's not exactly smiled upon in Vhaeraunite culture to cull healthy children.

His house's name translates as "raiders from the web." The name dates back to the house's origins under Lolth's rule, but has long since undergone a perception change since they're too proud of themselves to deign to change it. ( That being, 'from the web' is viewed as returning home from raiding Lolthite society. )

[luludeluluramblings]

Socialite!BatSis!Reader x Yandere!Bat Family

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Part Two

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A/N: Hi! I don't know where the fuck this came from. But, it has plagued me for months. Inspired by Labour and the Fruits by Paris Palmoa, Please Don't Cry for Your Daughters Eve by Lydia the Bard, and Curses by the Crane Wives. This my attempt at being dark, so either this fucks you up or I fucked up. Apologies for both.

Warnings: Fem!Reader, Implied assault, neglect, yandere themes at the end

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You got the Wayne looks, the Wayne charm, the Wayne name, but you’re fragile. Bruce would tell you. Damian would tell you. (Not so kindly.) Everyone in the manor would tell you.

But, charm and good looks still have their uses. And, everyone in the family despises all the galas they need to attend.

So, when Bruce offers to take you to one, you up the charm, you dress your best. You use your finest manners and all the proper ways your Momma raised you to your advantage. And, you flourish.

You can tell from the slight smile Bruce has on his face on the way home. The hint of pride in his eyes at your job well done.

You can’t help your family or Gotham as a Bat. But, you can help them as a Wayne.

The socialite. That’s your roll. Not a bird, not a bat. A little social butterfly. Drawing the public attention away from the things that go bump in the night.

You like your role. Sure, you're not bounding over the Gotham skyline saving people from muggers and insanely themed villains. But, you're helping your family, and that's what matters to you.

At least, that's how it starts.

It was special to you in the beginning. Going to charity gala's and events with your father, Bruce. No one else in the family enjoys going to these events. It was your own personal father and daughter bonding time, in a way.

But, as you got older the pressure started and the distance between you and the others grew.

You were a music box ballerina. Spinning in place to the same tune over and over again while sitting on a dusty shelf. And, Bruce would wind you up to dance every time he need his social butterfly to charm Gotham's public.

Soon you had a whole team of faceless people picking out your dresses, changing your style, cutting your hair. You couldn't be anything less than a vain air-headed heiress, because that was your role. Brucie needed someone to follow in his footsteps, not Batman.

The dresses got more expensive, the flashes got brighter. The diets got stricter.

And, the distance grew farther.

And, then Bruce stopped going with you to the galas.

You weren't upset the first time. Or, the second time. Or, even the third time.

It was the fourth time that things started to crack.

Sure, Batman was needed. Sure, there was Justice League business. Sure, there was a patrol that ran late. Sure, there was a breakout at Arkham.

But, the fourth time, when you found him and the rest of the family laughing in the cave, it really didn't feel like they were focusing on the good of Gotham while you were struggling to smile sweetly at men twice Bruce's age wanting to take you home.

Still, you powered on. Kept doing your part. You were making the family proud afterall.

Right?

It was the ninth time it happened that you broke.

The nineth time you had gone to a gala alone in an expensive dress you didn't pick, one that showed off way too much skin. One that seemed to tell everyone in that grand ballroom that you were up for the taking. One that just barely hid the bruises from their fingers and palms under the fabric.

You wore that placating smile and that dress all the way home. With a driver you didn't know at the wheel of the car Bruce sent for you. The backseat empty even if you sat on it.

When you got home, you walk in on something that made each cracked piece of you ache.

Apparently it was game night. Everyone that mattered was playing Mario cart of all things.

"Look at that Cinderella’s back from the ball." Jason was the first to notice you standing in the doorway of the room. And, his words burned.

Cinderella. Cinderella. Back from the Ball.

"Hey, glad you’re back. Hope you had fun." Dick didn't even glance at you as he spoke, took focused on beating Stephanie who had her tongue sticking out as she concentrated.

"God, those galas are so boring, I don’t know how you do it." Duke says in passing. It would be meaningful if he hadn't said the same thing the last six times you had come home.

Tim and Damian were also playing the game, with Tim occasionally nudging Damian to mess him up. Like typical siblings.

Barbara was in the room as well, a book on her lab to read. Only you could tell she hadn't read much, judging from where her book mark was located.

"Good job." Bruce says absentmindedly. You can't even tell if its directed at you or at the blueshell Damian just managed to hit Dick's racer with.

Words don't even leave your lips as you exit the doorway, pieces of you falling to the floor as you wobble to your room.

Cinderella. Cinderella.

The clock striking twelve in your mind as you feel the rotten pumpkin sinking in your gut and the magic wearing off.

You don't notice that Cassandra seems to hear it too as she watches you. Like she can hear the shards falling to the ground. And, she's unsure if she needs to warn the family that something just broke down the hall.

As you enter your room, taking in the fancy decor. It feels disgusting. The magic is gone. It's all rotten and you want it gone.

Cinderella. Cinder. Cinder.

Your tear the fabric of the dress as you take it off. Tears falling down your cheeks s you struggle against the fabric and clasp. Expensive gemstones falling to the floor as your finally rip it free.

There bruises under your dress. Finger prints on your bones. And, you're choking on air as the fabric rubs your skin as it falls to the floor. The fabric ripples like water and you hate it. You want the opposite of cool rippling water. Water drowns, and you need air.

Your skin feels to hot and each bruise burns.

Cinder. Cinder.

You're Cinderella and you crave ashes. You need air, but smoke will do instead.

Instead of letting it lay on the ground like it's dead, you throw open that grand window in your room and chuck it out the window. Watching as it flutters and falls to the grass in a heap, the breeze doing nothing to cool your anger on and underneath.

It’s not enough. Not enough. It's not going to be enough.

More. Cinderella. Give it more.

Your closet door was cracked when you left for the gala tonight. Now you break it the rest of the way and grab each hanger carrying a pretty dress in a bag and throw it over the ledge.

Still not enough. Needs more ash.

Cinderella. Cinderella.

You break you dresser as you rip out the drawers. The wood splintering as you throw it out the window and on to the pile of dresses on the night dew covered grass.

You want to throw more, but you chest is heaving and your hands are shaking. Instead you stumble out of your room with just the bruises on your skin and towards the kitchen. You don't even hear the pans and cabinets doors slamming as you search for the matches.

Before you can find your light, you find a bottle of fancy wine. One that reminded you of the smell of this night.

You grab it, not caring that another bottle falls and shatters by your feet. Drawing attention, but not yours, as you finally find the matches and wobble out the door towards your pile of soon to be ash.

Cinderella. Cinderella.

You're laughing as you shatter the bottle on to the fabric. Lighting up a single match and then throwing the entire box at it the pile.

It catches light quick and the air around you finally matches the heat under your skin.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” You can barely hear Bruce's voice from behind you as your laugh. Turing to face him and the rest of the family's horrified faces at the sight of you.

You can barely restrain the giggles.

“I’m Cinderella. Cinder fucking Ella.” You spin like the little figurine you are. Like the pretty paper ballerina before she burst into flame.

Bruce rushes towards you, words spilling from his lips as terrifying thoughts fill his head at the sight of the bruises illuminating your skin.

“What happened tonight?”

“You would know if you had been there. But, you weren't. You never are.”

“Listen, you said you liked the galas-“ Excuses, excuses. You made enough for him and the rest of them in your own head that you don't want to hear more spoken out loud.

“I did! I did! But, that was when I had my father there to keep me safe.” You mock, spinning out of reach and looking at the flames.

They don't last long. The wood from your broken dresser drawers the only thing keeping the fire going. The expensive fabric not lasting long at all. Pretty things rarely ever do.

“But, no. I’m just another little one of your pawns in this family. Only you didn’t fuckin’ train me on how to fight off wandering hands. You taught me that I just had to grin and bare it.” Bitterness trips from your lips as you wipe of that sweet tasting wine from the night off your mouth.

“What happened?” His voice almost shakes. Almost, but not quite. You were the fragile one. The paper ballerina. The little Cinderella of the family.

You weren't suppose to break under his care.

But, was there any care if he let you fall from the shelf after he so haphazardiously placed you on it between uses?

“I’m not a whore.” You whisper to yourself. Words that had been dying to say to the hands that touches to tonight. Words that you wanted to shove down the throats of the strangers that pinched your skin, that gripped you too tight and too close.

“I’M NOT A WHORE!” Instead you scream it at him. Uncaring if you don't look pretty and perfect while doing it. Uncaring if your voice cracks from the way the emotion bubbles from your chest.

Startling enough, Bruce wraps his arms around you. Like he was trying to shield you. Like he was trying to keep you safe. Like he should have done. It feels awkward and tight. Your arms pressed tightly to your chest at an awkward angle. Your legs giving out at you sob and scream at him.

“Don’t touch me. Don’t you touch me. Let me go— I don’t want you to touch me.”

“I’m sorry. I’m— I’m so sorry.” His whispers over into your hair as he clutches you close. So close that you feel more bruises forming on your skin.

Cinderella. Cinderella.

“I’m not—" Your voice breaking as you wail. Like the child you are in his arms.

Through your tears you watch Dick turn away, followed by the others. Cass lingering to brush your hair back as Bruce holds you tight.

You don't see his fist clench so tight his knuckles turn white.

You don't hear the silence in the cave as Jason changes out the bullets in his gun.

You don't feel the chill in the air as Damian scouts out the fancy house.

You don't feel the fear of God that Tim puts into grown men as that watch their wealthy drain to zero before their eyes on screens.

You don't watch as Barbara makes a few calls and plants evidence of crimes that can't be covered up.

You don't see Stephanie ripping out teeth.

You don't see Duke letting Gotham go dark as terror reigns for that one long night and day.

You just see Bruce, holding you close and apologize over and over again while Alfred puts out the flames behind you.

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A/N: Yeah, I love the thought of Reader being the one to be the Socialite Wayne while everyone does vigilante stuff. But, interacting with Gotham’s elite would suck so much and so many things could go wrong.

A/N: Apologies if I missed the mark with it or if it’s all over the place.

A/N: I just really loved the imagery of standing in front of a fire of expensive burning dresses while screaming at Bruce naked as the day you were born much to the rest of the family’s horror.

[tryingtofindava]

OMG , OMG, Are you an expert in creepypasta, I want to give you my request If you don't mind ... May i've a request for Jeff the killer,ticcy toby , Laughing Jack ( if you write for him ) and eyeless Jack please?!

With sweet fem s/o who don't know they are serial killers and only give them affection (like kisses every day) NSFW

Preatty please, love you baby

── 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 & 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭! 𝐒/𝐎

: ̗̀➛Back to Source

INCLUDES: Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, and Eyeless Jack.

srry pookie bear not touching the nsfw today :c might come back to this idea later with just NSFW tho >:)

╰┈➤ 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

You definitely caught his eyes when he first saw you, immediately taking in your sweet bubbly aura. (You were definitely on his bucket list of victims after he stalked you for a bit)

But one day, he got a little too cocky and you caught him. And to his surprise you didn’t seem to mind at all when you found this questionable looking stranger stalking around outside your bedroom window.

You’re guys difference in aesthetic in personality is what made you guys hit it off. YOU GUYS ARE THE DEFINITION OF SUNSHINE X MOON.

He thinks you’re too sweet to actually be sweet tbh, but you never fail to prove him wrong.

He’s cocky and arrogant, and the god complex on this man is UNBELIEVABLE… The only reason you’re alive in his head is because he was gracious enough to let you continue with your life. Not that he’d tell you that ofc!!

“Do you think I’m beautiful?”

“Of course, you’re so handsome!!”

He likes that you agree he’s beautiful for sure. (He fishes for compliments all the time, anything to stroke his ego.)

He’s possessive, and borderline obsessive. You’re his. And that’s that.

He takes you where he wants, when he wants. The woods? Yep. The shitty convenience store toilets? Double yep yep. Anywhere you guys could get caught in general? YUP.

Double life points because you don’t even know he’s a literal serial killer, like, even though all the signs and red flags are there.

When you guys started to date, he did soften up a bit, not as cruel and mean. But only a little bit. He LIVES for the surprise kisses.

Typa guy who’d ask ‘where’s my hug at?’

╰┈➤𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲

This boy THRIVES off how sweet you are, it all works in his favour really. Your house is like his hide out spot, away from his… ‘work’ and honestly just everything.

You’re his safe space. His home.

He does think you’re a bitty dull though, and he often wonders how long his ‘I’m a hunter’ excuse will work.

He’d try his very hardest to keep you a secret from the others, but his Tourette’s to make him tic and stutter out your name and nicknames. Which definitely raises some questions on who this ‘Y/n’ and ‘Schatz’ is.

“A-a-and then he- Y/n- fuh-fuck…”

Please, please, please help him through his episodes and tic attacks. He’ll cherish you forever and ever. (He already did but it’s set in stone now.)

He likes that you’re nice to him, he feels so super duper special that he’s getting love and affection, him! Of all ppl!! (poor boy just needs some loving yall)

He’s ECSTATIC when you guys start to date, he’s not very experienced since he’s only dated Clockwork (my beloved) BUT HE’S A FAST LEARNER AND PICKS UP ON EVERYTHING QUICKLY!! ^^

He was so super shocked when you started giving him little kisses here and there, and it soon becomes a game of who can get the most surprise kisses in a day. (He’s proper pouncing on you to get to ur neck)

╰┈➤ 𝐄𝐲𝐞��𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤

When you guys first met, it was around 9pm. It was dark outside, the street lamps Turing on one by one. We’re carrying home some grocery bags, and when you bumped into a tall, dark and mysterious man with an eerie mask… you immediately compliment his cosplay.

“Ohhh, cool cosplay!!”

“What…?”

Okiii, so anyways you guys are dating now<3

He’s a sneaky one for sure, out of him, Toby and Jeff, he’s the best at keeping what he does a secret. Not that’d you’d notice either way but… yh.

He’s a possessive bastard like Jeff though, he worries about how sweet you are to everyone, he’d hate if someone were to upset you or even worse, hurt you… (And if they do he’d take care of them for you)

He likes that you don’t question his grey skin, empty eye sockets, the sharp teeth, 3 tongues, and ESPECIALLY the tar dripping from where his eyes should be. Less work for him to make up excuses.

But, that doesn’t stop you from questioning his eating habits…

Always questioning him and lecturing him of he shouldn’t feast on raw ‘animals’. Yeah… you bet your ass he’s not telling you about the cannibal or demon thing. And it’s gonna stay like that.

You’re too sweet and pure to him to be revealed to the horrors that is himself. How he longs to be in a universe with you were he can be normal so you guys could live the white picket fence life style.

But, he doesn’t get that. But at least he gets you all to himself, demon or not.

He’s more stunned by your surprise kisses against his mask, but he does find it adorable, how couldn’t he? The way you lean up on your tippy toes with puckered lips. He can’t help himself but slide his mask up and take you right then and there.

wowee was this long, can u tell I had to get this out of my system:3

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[lyrefromthesea]

Male pillars x Reader - sitting on their lap

author's note: I'm strictly against any kind of sexual interactions with minors. That's why I will either exclude Muichiro from such fics of or portray a wholesome interaction instead.

pairing: Tengen x reader, Obanai x reader, Rengoku x reader, Sanemi x reader, Giyuu x reader, Muichiro x reader, Gyomei x reader

content warning: suggestive words and actions

Tengen:

"excuse me? I'm married!" he dramatically exclaimed, looking down at you. the man was already trying to refrain from smiling, watching you turn your head towards him.

"i'm sure Hinatsuru, Makio and Suma will forgive me." you answered, showing him your hand. he smirked at the all too familiar ring. he was glad he had married you.

"just playin', i could never disappoint the flamboyant person i married!" he laughed, clearly proud of himself. when you cocked your eyebrow at him, he let out a dramatic gasp, pulling you closer.

"are you trying to say i'm not the most perfect husband you could imagine?" he asked, displaying a huge amount of shock. you knew he was just making fun, especially when he pressed your back against his chest, bringing his lips to your ear.

"you were saying entirely different things yesterday." he said, watching you shudder at his words. you slapped his knee, scolding him for saying such things outside.

"come on, you know you love it!"

Obanai:

he freezes, his brain nearly malfunctioning. it's not like you've never sat on his lap before, but you usually gave him a warning first - asked for his approval.

"[name]? what's-" he asked, surprised when your arms wrapped around his neck, barely giving Kaburamaru time to slither away. words got stuck in his throat, feeling your lips against his mask - right above his own.

"nothing. i was just feeling affectionate." you answered, shifting to wrap your arms around his torso. he looked down at you, letting out a quiet yelp when your hips moved a bit too much on his lap.

"oh..?" you looked at him, a smile slowly forming on your lips. a blush made his way towards his cheeks, luckily covered by his mask. at least he felt lucky, you would've liked to see him blush.

"it looks like you're feeling affectionate too, Obanai." you chuckled, purposely drawing light circles with your hips. of course you had noticed the growing bulge in his pants, his hands now holding yours.

"don't tease me, [name].."

Rengoku:

"little flame! how was your day?" he enthusiastically asked, his arms wrapping around your torso. he pulled you closer, placing his chin on your shoulder.

"it was okay, i missed you." you answered, leaning against his chest. he smiled at you, enjoying the way your bodies were pressed together so gently.

"we can't have that, little flame! how about we go eat later?" he asked, holding you a bit closer. you chuckled at his words, he really loved taking you to new places - especially restaurants.

"i'd like that. let's go eat something later."

Sanemi:

"and what the hell are you doing?" Sanemi asked, feeling you make yourself comfortable on his lap.

he had cleaned his sword moments prior, hearing the door open - it was you. you moved towards him without warning, getting between him and his sword.

"getting your attention." you answered, moving even closer. don't think he didn't notice the way you purposely squished your chest against his own.

"yeah? didn't I give ya enough attention, sweetheart?" he teased, watching you pout in response. you had been alone for far too long, you finally wanted to spend time with him.

"you've been working on your sword for two hours now.." you complained. he placed it down, knowing that you were right. he just felt like the proper care could safe his ass one day, though a shiny sword probably wasn't that important.

"fine, ya win. this was getting uncomfortable anyways." he answered, almost making you question what he meant until he pressed his hips against yours more. oh, now you could feel it too.

"does that mean you want my attention as well-" you asked playfully, getting cut off by his lips pressing against yours before you could finished talking.

Giyuu:

"is everything alright?" his voice broke the silence, you've been sitting on his lap for almost 5 minutes now, not saying a single word. he was confused, not sure if you were fine or needed help.

"Giyuu, attention?" you asked, feeling him relax under you. he had been tense, thinking you could've been hurt somewhere. your words instantly calmed him down, his lips pressing against yours gently.

he didn't expect you to turn his soft kiss into something more passionate. his hands slowly came to hold your hips, tongues swishing against each other.

you broke the kiss, panting against his lips. he pressed his forehead against yours, pulling you a bit closer, only to have your hips start grinding slightly.

"l- love.. t- that's not.." he muttered, his cheeks visibly growing more red. hands squeezing your hips more, trying to create more friction. he could only moan when you finally started grinding against him properly.

"i.. i need to go on a mission later.." he panted against your lips, but he didn't object when you kissed him again, your hand wandering to his belt.

Muichiro:

"Muichiro! i finally caught up to you.." you heaved, letting yourself fall onto his lap. you had been running for nearly twenty minutes now, watching the boy leave his estate without food. being the good friend you were, you ran after him.

"[name]? what are you doing here..?" he asked, letting you lean against him. your cheeks were flushed from running. it would've been different if you also were a hashira, but you still had much to learn.

"you.. you forget your food, Mui.." you panted, reaching into your pocket. he looked rather surprised when he saw the small box of food he usually brought with him.

"thank you..! i've completely forgotten." he laughed, eventually coaxing a smile out of you. you gave him the box, seeing his eyes lit up at the promise of food.

he wanted to dive right in before he had a quiet growl come from your stomach, making your cheeks flush. "do you want some?" he asked, watching you shake your head.

"i brought my own!" you countered, grabbing into your back once more. silence filled the room when you noticed you had only brought his food.

his arm wrapped around your torso, forcing you to stay on his lap a while longer. "let's share." he said, offering you some of his food. you knew he wouldn't let you go until you have had a healthy portion.

Gyomei:

"welcome back." the giant said, feeling you plop onto his lap, nuzzling against his chest. you let out a tired hum, feeling a large hand soothingly rub over your arm.

"is there something wrong? you're more quiet than usual." he asked, gently bringing your head closer with his hand - allowing you to be closer to him. you could hear the gentle rhythm of his heartbeat.

your day had been stressful, but he somehow always managed to calm you down. his warmth. his voice. his actions. they put your mind at ease.

"i know it's ridiculous, but i've felt really stressed out lately. i just want a break.." you muttered, closing your eyes. you were trying to focus on his heartbeat and ignore everything else around you.

"it's not ridiculous, you deserve a break. perhaps a visit to the hot spring would help calm you down?" he offered, feeling you nod against his chest. you felt warm hands rub over your thighs, his head now closer to yours.

"and i could pamper you a bit more after that.." he muttered against your ear, your eyes opening again. the warmth pooling in your gut could probably rival the hot spring's temperature

[destinywillowleaf]

brain said "analysis time", this got long, sorry in advance.

tl;dr 4-6 years passing probably does work but serpentine ages and aging rates make my head hurt and i'm probably more in the 3-4 years passing club anyway (but probably at least a year going by between Crystallized and The Merge in the first place)

See I definitely think it's been at least 3 years thanks to Crossroads Carnival. The put up the tent to honor the ninja "every year" which implies two years at minimum, but "every year" feels more like an implication of this being the 3rd+ time it's happened. It could easily be somewhere in the 4-6 range based on that too, and it's definitely been a few years thanks to Sora, Arin, and Wyldfyre all going from short to long legs, but there's just one little problem that sticks out to me.

Spitz.

Cole: Yeah. I had no clue where I was. The Finders took me in. Sora: The Finders? (Fritz and Spitz pop up behind Sora.) Fritz: He means us! I'm Fritz. Spitz: Ssspitz here! You lose it, we find it. Hence, the Finders.

~~

Nya: So, if your theory about this place is right, then those kids are also lost? Forgotten? Cole: Yep. Each of them ended up here after running away from home.

To me, the dialogue implies that Fritz and Spitz were there before Cole was. It could just be saying the Finders as a group name were there before Cole was, which would imply at least two of the others were there before him (thus it could have just been Geo and Bonzle before Cole was there). Still, the phrasing seems to be implying Cole is the most recent addition to the Land of Lost Things. It wouldn't be that much of a problem chronologically...

...if it weren't for Skales Junior, Season 9, and (to some extent) Tommy Andreasen.

Even if we DO choose to ignore Andreasen's statements about the S3->S4 timeskip being longer than the S2->S3 timeskip (more specifically that the S3->S4 timeskip was the longest as of August 2016, post-Skybound and pre-DotD) and the statement about Junior having been born in the new village and not the tombs (February 2017), Skales's dialogue in "The Curse of the Golden Master" seems to imply that Junior was born/hatched more recently anyway.

Kai: Skales Jr.? Uh, you have a son? Skales: We've been busy since you left us. And we prefer to keep it that way.

Which not only begs the question of how much time passed between seasons, but also the question of how quickly Serpentine mature (and how old you thought Junior was in equivalent human years). Depending on your answer for the first question, the answer to the second changes.

And for a time, it was easy enough to say maybe a few years passed between S2 and S3 (I don't know what the general consensus is/was but I tended to say 2-3 years), and Serpentine matured somewhere from 2-4 (or maybe more) times faster than humans. Junior didn't change much in his Tournament of Elements appearance (assuming it wasn't just a chance to reuse a model instead of creating a new one(which it totally was)), so things seemed easy. Hands of Time also didn't see a model change, but the amount of time that passed from S4 to S7 is a bit up in the air anyway. What mattered was he was still a kid and there wasn't gonna be a need to change the model that wasn't gonna be on screen for more than 5 minutes.

And then a year went by in Ninjago to reach Season 8, and a week after the Bounty is destroyed we pick up in Season 9. And Season 9 has "The Gilded Path" and the following exchange.

Kai: Jay, we're still teenagers. Jay: Yeah, but grown-up teenagers.

I know it's probably supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and leaning on the fourth wall more than a statement to take seriously, but the fact of the matter still stands that Kai and Jay are "grown-up teenagers", with the implication being that Cole is one as well. The diction/cadence Jay uses doesn't necessarily imply that they have to be 18 or 19, but I'd only put them at 17 at the youngest here. (Zane is a robot and can't help us in this situation. Sorry buddy)

Assuming they're 19 as of Season 9, that means the trio was 18 in Season 7 (with the possibility of Jay being either almost 18 or almost 19 thanks to the early birthday present stuff). Seeing as all three of them have full-length minifigure legs during their Wu Recruitment in the pilot (and the expanded S8/S9 versions for Cole and Jay), then presumably they're at least teenagers at that point. (I recognize that the mid-length legs weren't a thing at this point, so theoretically there could be more nuance to their ages, but I have at least a little faith that Wu wouldn't purposefully seek out and recruit Actual Children.) Going on the furthest bounds, that would make the trio 13 (or maybe 14) in the pilots, leaving 4 or 5 years for all the events from the end of the pilots to the start of Season 7. It's certainly possible to have everything happen in that span of time depending on how much time you allot to each season's events and the passage of time between them, but it can get kind of tight. Plus it means Nya is kinda young during the pilots which is just so weird to think about.

But then Skales Junior makes things weird again, and in turn makes things weird for Spitz. Junior can't grow up at the same rate a human does, but he also can't grow up too fast.

Maybe it's just me, but it would feel strange for rapid aging to only get a snake to a young child stage and not a teenager or even a preteen stage. However, this does not seem to be the case with Skales Junior, and it would be logical to avoid the same to Spitz seeing as they're both Hypnobrai (or at the very least Spitz is a Hypnobrai hybrid and that phenotype shows prominently compared to someone like Clancee).

And it's not exactly easy to say that in a year (or less) Junior went from being born to being the human equivalent of something like a 10 year old, because by consensus Spitz would then be a young teenager and that really doesn't seem to be the case (unless the snake is just short, in which I feel your pain Spitz, people mistake you as being younger than you are). I sincerely doubt Spitz is supposed to be equivalent to a human somewhere from 14-16 years old. Even assuming Spitz only wound up in the Land of Lost Things fairly early in life (~3-5 human years, maybe?) then the snake would still wind up as a young teen.

In theory, the Serpentine could speed through the early development stages and a snake around one year old could be roughly equivalent to a young child. Possibly 6-8ish, but I have no idea how old Junior is supposed to be in S3. (I've seen some guess he's closer to 4 or 5, but he could also very well have been almost 10.) He definitely feels on the younger side there and older in S7, but he still has short legs and is probably equivalent to a 10 or 11 year old at MOST. Maybe after the initial spike, they level out and might only be a little faster than humans if there's a difference in the first place.

In a case like that, Spitz probably wouldn't be an issue. Assuming the little snake was about a year old when arriving in the Land of Lost Things (with The Merge happening shortly after arrival) and it's been 4-6 years since then, it's entirely possible for Spitz to have been equivalent to a 6 year old human upon arrival and is somewhere from 10-12 now, which would make short legs appropriate. (In theory the medium legs might also work, but the range of ages that use those legs is a bit up in the air.) Spitz could have also wound up there less than a year before The Merge and would be even younger, but that's also assuming my Serpentine-to-human age equivalence estimate is correct. Spitz also might very well have ended up in the Last of Lost Things longer before the Merge, maybe having lived there for a year before everything went sideways. We don't know.

There's also every possibility that Serpentine might only "spike" to the equivalent of a human 4 or 5 year old after a year. If not much time passed from the end of Spitz's "spike" and arrival in the Land of Lost Things and the Merge then it's entirely possible for the little snake to only be a human 8-11 now. But by that same logic, Spitz could again have wound up lost earlier

Keep in mind this is also actively ignoring creator statements and only considering in-show dialogue. If Andreasen's word about early timeskips is considered, then there's either even less time for Junior to grow up or there's not a lot of time between other seasons or for them to happen to begin with. There's also the statement from the Hagemans of how the ninja are supposed to be "eternal teenagers"(September 2017) and Andreasen's tweet how the ninja have "no specific ages"(December 2017). Granted, these were both tweets sent before the line in Season 9, but there's a difference between "the creators say they're supposed to be teenagers" and "characters in the show confirm they are teenagers".

And none of this is helped by Andreasen's other statements on the timeline.

[The rest of this is just me getting annoyed at the timeline but I do think it's important context as to why I have the thoughts I do about the merge timeskip. I shit you not I have a whiteboard in my room that was dedicated to me trying to figure out the timeline post-Seabound and a sequel in the form of an MSPaint file. I love this series but I would kill for whatever timeline the writers used as reference. if they even had one.]

[edit: I talked to a friend about this and another completely viable option is a spike into toddler age and then long/slow childhood.]

On September 23rd, 2016, he stated that Zane's new body was "2 years old max" and that Pixal was "No[sic] old … 3-4 years?" and built "Between season 2 and 3". Considering these statements were made in the window after Skybound had aired but before the official/"main" teaser for Day of the Departed (and obviously in turn before the special aired), it's hard to know exactly which point should be used as reference for these timeframes. I'm leaning more towards DotD, partially due to knowing (more or less) how much time passes from there on. 2 years from the end of Rebooted to DotD and then a day or two to reach S7. Season happens and from there it's a year to S8, and with a bit more time beyond that we reach S9 and the accursed teenagers line.

Pixal helps out by narrowing time down to 1-2 years passing from her build date to the end of S3, and some of that time can be take up by the creation of Zane's statue. There's… still kind of the problem of alloting how much time actually goes by, seeing as S3->S4 still has to be greater than S2->S3, but if it's a year from Pixal to 34 credits, then it could theoretically be less than a year from S2->S3 in general.

You know, if it weren't for Borg Tower. That is a 100-story skyscraper. Those take time to build. Even the Empire State Building took more than a year from construction start to finish (and had a bit less than a year of planning ahead of time, as far as I can tell), but most take longer than that. So that means roughly a year should go by from S2->S3, and then a bit more time than that passes in the season itself. Which means over a year goes by from S3->S4 and that leaves only a year maximum for start!S4->DotD to happen which is possible (and does slot well enough together with the limited amount of time ghosts are able to exist in Ninjago before fading)…

…unless the New Year and Day of the Departed happen to be at similar times to when they are in real life. Seeing as Day of the Departed is "inspired by holidays all over the world", but does heavily draw from Halloween and Día de Los Muertos (with elements of the Japanese Obon/Bon festival and the Chinese Ghost Festival), it's more likely to be later in the year than earlier. (The wiki also says there are elements of Memorial Day, but that's more for military personnel instead of the general public, y'know?) Seeing as we don't know what the months are in the Ninjago world, I'm just gonna use the real-world ones for reference for a moment. The New Year could very well be the first day of January, or it could be variable in some day from January to February like the Chinese New Year.

While there are other New Year dates used by various real-world religions and cultures, I… sincerely doubt the Ninjago writers took them into consideration. And while there certainly is influence from Obon and the Ghost Festival on Day of the Departed, the show is kinda meant for an audience more familiar with Halloween and Día de Los Muertos. To the point where the special was initially aired in October to line up with those holidays (as opposed to airing in August, to line up with Obon and the Ghost Festival). This only creates problems because of Cole, and how "ghosts cannot remain in Ninjago for long without a vessel." We don't know how long "for long" could be, but I'd say nearly a year is more on the long side. Day of the Departed COULD be sooner into the year for all we know, but no matter what there's still the matter of having S4, S4->S5, and the majority of Season 5 also all happen alongside the S5->DotD skip in a year or less.

Part of my issues with the timeline might just stem from having read "A Team Divided" and the real-world passage of time between S2 and S3. That timeskip always felt longer to me than S3 to S4. There needs to be time to build a skyscraper and for Darkley's to become Wu's Academy. There needs to be time for the city to change. There needs to be time for Skales Junior to hatch and grow up at least a little bit. There needs to be time for Pixal to be designed and finished. There needs to be time for everything to happen. It can't be "not that long really" between S2 and S3 and then have it be longer between S3 and S4. I know Jay needs time to host his show and for Zane to be able to back up all 74 episodes (and holiday special) if Decoded is taken as canon, and I know that line is a nod to the length of the series at the time, but it's still something said and I can't just pretend it doesn't exist.

There needs to be time for Ninjago to happen and sometimes it feels like the series doesn't have enough of it.

[cripplecharacters]

Write more Deaf characters!

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When answering questions about deaf and hard of hearing characters, I have noticed they are overwhelmingly about:

A character who is deaf in one ear or hard of hearing because of an accident

A character who was born deaf and knows sign language, but seems to have 0 connection to the broader Deaf community

This is not the experience of most d/Deaf people! So, here's your primer to Deaf community and culture, and writing a Deaf character, because they are sorely underrepresented.

(Disclaimer: this post was written using viewpoints I, a singular Deaf person in the United States, have encountered. I tried to make this as general as possible to encompass many Deaf views, but it is possible that I have misconstrued something. Do not take this guide as the be-all and end-all of your knowledge on Deaf culture. Keep reading and researching the Deaf community, and explore viewpoints from many different Deaf people of all backgrounds.)

Why do you write Deaf with capital D?

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The term "deaf" with the lowercase d means not being able to hear. The term "Deaf" with an uppercase D refers to the cultural identity formed by deaf people. This identity is difficult to explain but it includes knowing sign language and engaging with other Deaf people.

There are varying opinions within the Deaf community on who is allowed to call themselves culturally Deaf. Some Deaf believe that only those who were born into the Deaf community (whose family is Deaf, who attended a Deaf school, and/or who have sign language as a first language) are allowed to consider themselves culturally Deaf. On the 'flip' side, some Deaf believe that anyone with hearing loss can claim the label. And of course, you can find someone Deaf with any opinion in between.

This is all intracommunity nuance. If your character is born deaf and learns sign language at a young age or as a first language, they are likely culturally Deaf.

Sign Language Use

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Sign languages are the language of Deaf communities. (Note that there are many sign languages in different regions, and they are not related in the same way spoken languages are!)

Most sign languages did not originate alongside spoken language, either, so they usually have different grammar than the spoken language in a region. This means that someone whose first language is sign may have difficulty learning even the written version of the spoken language due to the different grammar and translation. For native signers, the spoken language of their area is their second language.

Sign languages are fully developed languages, with grammar and structure. Sign language is not "less" than spoken language, and encouraging sign language does not discourage speech. (Even if it did, that's not a bad thing! Sign languages are still a valid and rich communication form!) Sign languages have slang and expressions/idioms too.

Sign languages typically have a "manual alphabet" otherwise known as "fingerspelling". This is a way to represent words that don't have a sign. Fluent signers very rarely fingerspell; normally fingerspelling is for proper nouns which don't have a name sign.

Name signs are the last big point I want to cover about sign language. A name sign is a way to refer to someone so you don't have to spell their name every time. It's usually related to someone's attributes, like dimples or a specific way of moving. Sign names can only be given by Deaf people who are fluent in sign language.

Deaf Education

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For a long time, deaf people were considered unable to learn, just because they couldn't hear. And since 1880, for about 100 years and even still today, the prevailing tradition in deaf education was/is oralism--a teaching method based on speech that rejects sign language.

Historically speaking, if deaf children were to receive an education, they would be sent to a Deaf residential school. These still exist, although there are also many Deaf schools that are typical day schools, just for d/Deaf/hoh students.

Deaf children may also attend "mainstream" schools; they might have sign language interpreters and other accessibility accommodations, or they may be forced to rely on lipreading and context, or placed in special education where their needs often still are not met.

Oralism still has lasting effects today. Deaf people have received, and still do receive, worse education than hearing people.

One common problem is language deprivation. Many deaf children grow up without access to sign language. About 90% of deaf people are born to hearing parents; even if hearing parents do send their deaf kids to a Deaf school, they may not learn sign language themselves, so the child must rely on what they can gather of spoken language at home. Sign language is even discouraged by some audiologists and speech professionals, because it "might interfere with speech". But by depriving deaf children of sign language, more often than not, they are being deprived of all language.

People who are born deaf do not learn spoken language naturally, even when provided with aids like hearing aids and cochlear implants. Many deaf kids who learn speech learn it through extensive speech therapy, and often have a "deaf accent" from copying mouth shapes but not being able to hear or process what sounds they are making, which may also include having an atypically pitched voice (e.g., very high-pitched). Lip-reading is inaccurate and the best lip-readers can only follow about 30% of a conversation, and that's by intently watching with no breaks.

It is possible to learn a language at any age. But it is easiest to pick up a new language when one is young. Children who do not learn a first language by around age 5--the age at which they would start school--have more difficulty learning any language, and may have frequent outbursts or trouble expressing emotions as a result of communication difficulties.

Another problem, especially within the Deaf community, is literacy. Spoken languages are often unrelated to the signed language of the same region. Learning to read and write, as a Deaf child, is like learning a whole new separate language, with different grammar and structure than their native language. This is why captions are not a perfect accessibility tool--it is, for many Deaf people, being offered an alternative in their second language, if they have learned to read and write at all.

Deaf Culture Norms

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To hearing people, Deaf conversation can seem very blunt and to the point. This isn't to say Deaf people are inexpressive--quite the opposite: sign languages often use facial expressions as part of the grammar, and there is a lot of expression that can be incorporated into a sign--but there isn't a lot of "talking around" things. You can see part of this culture in name signs, which are usually based off a trait of the person. It's not offensive--it's just how they're recognized!

Another conception is of Deaf people being over expressive, but again, that is just part of sign language grammar. Face and body movements take the place of tone of voice, as well as other grammatical clarifications.

Deaf people talk a lot! It's very hard to end a conversation, because there will always be something else to say or a new person to meet. Hugging and other physical touch are really common greetings.

Tapping people on the shoulder to get their attention is fine. Other ways include flicking the lights or rattling a surface (for vibrations). Eye contact while signing is also important to make known that you are listening. Groups of Deaf people will sit in a circle so everyone can see everyone else. It's rude to talk in a Deaf space. If you are lost in the conversation, you'd ask if you can write or type instead.

Deaf Space also refers to design concepts that are more accessible to deaf people. This includes good lighting, minimal signing-height visual obstacles (e.g., low waist-height shelves), visual indicators instead of bells, open spaces so people can sit in a circle to talk, and automatic doors and wide hallways/passages so it is easier to continue a conversation while walking.

It's also very rude to comment on a Deaf person's voice. Do not mention you're surprised they can speak. Do not call their accent "cute" or "weird" or anything like that. Do not ask them to speak. Do not say their voice sounds really good ("for a deaf person") or that you wouldn't be able to tell they are deaf.

Deaf Views on Deafness

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The Deaf community is incredibly proud of their Deafness. You'll often hear the phrases "hearing loss = deaf gain" or "failing a hearing test" as "passing the deaf test". Continuing the Deaf community and culture is highly valued, and learning sign language is encouraged for everyone.

Many people in the Deaf community dislike cochlear implants as their success is incredibly variable and they require invasive surgery and therapies from a young age. Another big argument against CI is that they are often presented as the only or the first option to hearing parents, who misunderstand CI as a "cure" and then do not give their child access to sign language.

Deaf people also reject any sort of cure for deafness, especially genetic therapies. Many Deaf people do not think of their Deafness as a disability.

(Deaf people will often point out the advantages of Deaf culture and sign language, such as being able to talk over long distances, through windows, and even underwater.)

Most hard of hearing and some deaf people have hearing aids, although it is really an individual choice whether or not to wear them. Many d/Deaf/hoh people are overwhelmed and startled very easily by noise (since they're not used to that much auditory input) and get tinnitus from auditory overstimulation. They may also struggle with auditory processing--locating sounds, interpreting sounds, recognizing and interpreting speech, and other issues.

The Deaf community doesn't have any general complaints about hearing aids, just many prefer not to wear them. Do know that they are an imperfect aid; they just amplify sound, which doesn't improve processing or understanding, and it doesn't make people hearing. Not everyone even benefits from hearing aids--their specific hearing levels may make hearing aids a bad choice of aid.

A big point you'll hear in Deaf spaces is Deaf Can (and Deaf Power). Hearing people have historically treated deafness as a sign of incapability, but Deaf people can do everything hearing people can--except hear.

Myth Busting

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Myth #1: All Deaf people are completely deaf. This is very far from the truth! Most deaf people have some degree of residual hearing, although this may require very loud sounds and/or at very specific pitches. Plus, there are many culturally Deaf people who are not deaf/hoh at all--CODAs, hearing children born to Deaf parents, are part of the Deaf community.

Myth #2: (Non-speaking) Deaf people do not make noise. Also very far from the truth! First off, Deaf people laugh. Many Deaf people also vocalize without knowing or intending, especially when excited. We can get very loud!

Myth #3: (Speaking) Deaf people talk loudly. While this can be true, often d/Deaf people talk more quietly than expected. This is because with severe to profound levels of deafness, no speaking volume is really going to be audible, so they will often rely on feeling vibrations in their throat to know if they're making noise. Vibrations are detectable at lower volumes than hearing people like to listen to.

Myth #4: Deaf people can't drive. I actually have no idea where this one came from but it's false. Deaf people can absolutely drive, and tend to have a lower rate of accidents and violations than hearing drivers. There is a common trend of treating d/Deaf people like they can't do things unrelated to hearing, but deafness on its own only affects hearing.

Deaf Struggles in the Hearing World

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A huge problem is just basic accessibility. Many places do not have captions or visual indicators, or rely on hearing (like drive-throughs). Movie open caption screenings are often at awkward times, and caption glasses are hard to find or access and awkward to wear.

Deaf people are also at increased risk of police violence. Police often treat signing as aggression, rather than attempts to communicate. When they yell, talk quickly, or shine a flashlight in Deaf people's faces, it's even harder to understand what is going on. Deaf people are also not often provided with a qualified interpreter and may not understand what is going on or why they were arrested.

Deaf people, specifically those who are mainly kept in the hearing world, have higher rates of drug use and addiction.

Hearing people also treat Deaf people as incapable or lesser. Gallaudet University had only hearing presidents until 1988 after the Deaf President Now protests; then-chair of the board at GU said in a statement that received heavy backlash from the students, "deaf people cannot function in the hearing world".

When writing your Deaf character:

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Were they born to hearing parents or to Deaf parents? (90% of deaf children are born to hearing parents.) Is anyone else in the family d/Deaf?

At what age was their deafness noticed? (It can be at birth, or it can take several years, even for children born deaf.) Is their hearing loss progressive? Is their hearing loss significantly different in each ear?

Were they eligible for cochlear implants? Did they get CI? Did they get hearing aids? (Consider cost as a factor: CI requires the surgery as well as intensive speech therapy; hearing aids are also expensive and can need replacement and refitting.) How well do the aids work for them? Do they have them in one or both ears?

What advice did their family receive from audiologists and speech therapists about sign language and communication, and did their family listen? Did they learn sign language? At what age? Did their parents and family learn sign language? Are they language-deprived? Did they go through speech therapy? What is their speech like? Do they like using their voice?

Did or do they attend Deaf school? Is it residential or day school? If it's residential, did they understand what was happening when they were dropped off? Does the school use sign language or rely on oralism? (Consider time period; most schools now use sign language, but from 1880-about 1980 the predominant method was oralism.)

If they don't attend a Deaf school, what accommodations are they receiving in mainstream setting? Are they in special education? Are they in a Deaf program at a mainstream school? Do they have an interpreter? How much do they understand what is going on in class?

How involved are they in Deaf community and culture? Are their friends and family involved and supportive of the Deaf community? Do they treat deafness like something to cure? Do their friends and family frequently ignore or "forget" that they are deaf?

In general, consider their scenario, what ableism they've faced, and what their Deaf identity is.

Happy writing, and please continue to send in your questions!

Mod Rock

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*Grabs you by the throat* Listen to me you TMAGP-loving freaks. Listen to me right now. RedCanary might be the host for this universe's Jonah Magnus.

This is under the assumption that TMAGP takes place in a parallel universe that may or may not have already had the fears in it prior to Jon releasing them at the end of TMA.

RedCanary goes to explore the Magnus Institute ruins. They become paranoid because the Eye is watching them. They pick up a wooden box with strange symbols carved into it. They go to put it back. Next we hear from them, they post an image of gouged out eyes with the caption "Canaries should stay above ground."

They found the tunnels, hence that caption. Then they found Jonah Magnus's body sitting down there, waiting for a new host.

In this universe, the Magnus Institute burned down in 1999. Maybe in this universe Gertrude went through with her original plan of burning the place to the ground after finding out Elias was actually Jonah in 1997. Either way, let's say Jonah's original body is down there, maybe with Elias's body and his eyes and all that, and with his plans foiled, he's just chilling down there waiting for an opportunity which RedCanary then gives him. This is my going theory due to the specificity of the caption "canaries should stay above ground" (referring to the tunnels, and also it being in third-person) and the fact that RedCanary themselves would be pretty unlikely to be able to post that picture of THEIR OWN EYES GOUGED OUT unless it was Magnus assuming their body and identity and being a freak about it.

But there's more.

Narratively speaking, it makes sense for the third voice in the computer to be Jonah Magnus, right? If Jon and Martin ended up in this universe as voices in a computer, the only other person sharing their fate would have to be Magnus, given how TMA ended. Recall, also, the boot-up sequence in the trailer of TMAGP.

[id: a screenshot of the text from the TMAGP teaser, which says “initializing J.01… OK/initializing M.01… OK/initializing J.02… OK”. end id.]

Jonathan, Martin, and Jonah, right? Unless Augustus is gonna be a new J name or this is just an unrelated easter egg but like. It's Jonah right?? Right??? And he's watching the O.I.R.A through the systems like a good little voyeur, and Colin knows it!

So now we possibly have TWO Jonah Magnuses in this universe!! That's absurd!! One from the TMAGP universe now loose and running around in RedCanary's body, and one from the TMA universe trapped in a computer. But if this is true...doesn't that mean there would be two Jons and Martins too?

And listen...I'm thinking about what Jonny and Alex said during that liveshow panel about this story's themes regarding "what makes a human." If we dare to hope that Jon and Martin (and Jonah, if it's his voice in the computer) are going to gain consciousness and once again become proper characters...then, are they going to simply stay in the computer? Or are they going to "manifest" physically? Are they going to UPLOAD themselves into THEIR OWN TMAGP UNIVERSE BODIES?

@doomatix and I have been going crazy over these theories and they were the one that initially considered RedCanary's new identity as Jonah Magnus. Are our facts wrong? Does any of this even make sense? We haven't seen anyone else posting about this particular theory. Someone help us we are rotting. And don't even get me started on how GWEN would fit into this--