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[dross-the-fish]

Do u think Solas would have killed Lavellan if it has been her instead of Varric?

to be honest I think he would have killed her if she had earnestly tried to stop him. It doesn't even mean he didn't have feelings for her but looking at his track record caring about people has not been a deterrent before so there's no reason it would have been at the time. Not for a person he's only known for a year and hasn't spoken a word to for almost a decade. Varric was his friend, Felassan was his friend, who knows how many friends he has buried because his mission comes first. That is something that has been consistent with his character, that he will put the mission above his own wants or interests. To a point this is because the game requires certain plot points to be met and the story would be over if he could be swayed before the final battle. That's partly why I don't like the idea of romanced Lavellan or the high approval Inquisitor being framed as somehow "exceptional." Because for 1000s of years no one else was.

Stripped to the barest components (time-frame, interactions, levels of emotional intimacy shared between both parties) there is nothing about the relationship between Solas and the Inquisitor that justifies viewing it that way. It would be a blip even in a regular human life time. I cannot think of any reason to justify why Solas would have spared someone he claimed to love but still held at arms length for a year when one of his closest friends of 1000 years wasn't worth sparing. And if he would spare a romanced inquisitor that doesn't make him look better. It doesn't redeem him. It just says he values his romantic relationships, no matter how brief and uneven they were, over everything else. It would make him a hypocrite and cheapen the one thing that works about his character. his commitment to putting aside his own feelings for "what must be done". I think the dissonance for me comes down to the framing vs the actual logistics and that's been my whole beef with Solas as a character where what I'm told doesn't match what I'm shown. There are people that will argue that Solavellan is a deep romance and it's well written but I've always felt like compared to the other romances it was a bit of an after thought and a very shallow experience that relies heavily on the player to create headcanons to sustain it. It's also one that requires you to create a character that is ultimately ok with never being trusted or treated as an equal and to some degree being willing to forgive being used. Let's not forget in the inquisitor's romance Solas has all the cards. He's the very reason everything in the game is happening and intentionally or not he is responsible for the current state of the world.

He watches the inquisitor shoulder the burden of cleaning up his mess and restoring order to the world but he never gives them more than breadcrumbs or nudges in the right direction. I think what i find the most repulsive is that he would have watched the inquisitor die unknowingly as a direct consequence of his actions while carrying on a romance with them. Case in point, in Trespasser when the mark IS killing the inquisitor it's still ultimately on them to do the leg work to track him down and find him. He's not going to come to them and he only even waits for them to catch up because he needs the anchor. He would not have been by their side or offered them any kind of comfort or protection had something killed them before they could reach him. The inquisitor could also have died at any point from the blight Solas caused in that 10 year span he was gone because they have been on the front lines the whole time. The inquisitor's survival has NEVER been his priority unless there was something he needed from them. He has always viewed them as expendable. He had already committed to thinking of them as a cherished regret. Which is why I fully believe he would have killed the inquisitor if it had been them instead of Varric, even if it was a romanced Lavellan.

[brawlqueen]

she's dreaming. no, that's too crude a word. she's in a living hell. again. the fighter; the one girl army, reduced to an injured rabbit half sightless and trembling in pain. this time it was physical, burning and searing. it brings back unpleasant memories that overlap like waves upon the shore, images of a woman with her hair color but in a bob . . of a cloud of fire, of her hands reaching frantically for the idiot who asked ryuki to shoot.

( and the selfish part of her that would rather die in that cathedral than be left behind again. )

mizuki's thrashing stops for a moment; most of her face covered in gauze and bandage; traces of rust color signifying a need for changing of the bandages to the gaping socket red and raw underneath. it must have been....a family trait. in her dream date was under the rubble.

in her dream, she was at the crossroads of light between her biological parents and the man who chose her. she knows that date only wanted to protect everyone - but hearing those words hurt as much as the injuries she felt even in her sleep.

" ngh.... n-ngh....ah....g-genny let go...! l-l..." a tear slides from the only eye she has left; mizuki's sounds akin to a dying prey animal. the more she thrashes; the more likely she is to cause red to stain the gauze. her fingers tremble grasping forward; expecting to find rock and rubble - expecting for that idiot to be nowhere.

instead her dull right eye opens; clearly struggling to retain any light, almost as sightless as the one blown clean out. the fiery light of a survivor and fighter is blurred into a terrified child. she can't see ! she can't see! date! date are you --- are you ?!?!

are you leaving me?

she's in her bed. she's ripped some of the blankets from curled nails, the touch on her cheek and the feeling of cloth in her fingers causing her to flinch. her dull right eye is still adjusting to losing its partner, to seeing at all, really. almost sightlessly does it take blurred imagery to focus on the face she had been adjusting to the past three months.

just...just three months...

" d-date! d....d.. " this isn't the bratty, spirited, angry child with so much love waiting to be given to someone that it turns to steel armor instead against a cruel hand. this....this is the trembling girl crying out for the man who had been a better father to her than daddy ever was, who if lost, she would never recover.

"d-date?! w-where are you?! " it's trembling. "date!!! it's you isn't it?! please! " tears leak from one side of her face; her reddened fingers injured from her nightly episodes clutching the shirt she thinks she's touching.

" date are....are..." a whimpering sob escapes like a rattled out, dying thing from her throat, meek and small and defeated.

" ...... are you there? "

>> brawlqueen

@brawlqueen​ - mizuki and date

SEARCHING. He’d never say this out loud, he’d never say any of it out loud, but sitting by Mizuki’s bedside watching her toss and turn while she sleeps has to be one of the most painful things he’s ever done. Poor girl lost her eye in that mess of a case, and all he could do was get her taken care of and keep her safe in the meantime. She’s all bandaged up and adjusting at home now, but…

Date tries so hard… he tries so hard to be good to her. Good for her. He never feels like he’s doing well, but he’s trying to trust himself a little more. He wishes he were better at that too.

His hand ghosts over her cheek. “Oh, sweetheart,” he mumbles to himself. “Just breathe.”

[mayajadewrites]

I Wish I Hated You (Levi Ackerman x Reader)

summary: You don't do second chances. Especially after you gave your heart to Levi Ackerman, and he decided to throw it away so the next person has to repair the damage. Will Levi put his ego aside and finally admit his feelings for you are far deeper than you imagined? Or is a second chance out of the question?

warnings: eventual smut, this is a slow burn

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C H A P T E R F O U R : B E N E F I T S

It's been over 2 months now since your breakup. 2 months of trying to heal, 2 months of trying to rebuild yourself and the idea that you don't need Levi to survive.

You've started to get dressed again - making sure you spend time on self care and actually caring about your appearance. Work has been the same, the coffee shop has become one of your safe havens honestly. It's like your worries fade away when you walk through the door and you can live a different life than the one outside.

You're about to clock out from your opening shift when Hange strolls in.

"Hi my love!" Hange leaned on the counter, tapping her fingers. "I have someone I want to set you up with." 

"Hange..." You raised your eyebrow. "I don't need to be set up with anyone."

"You need to get laid." Hange doubled down. "If anything, you'll have a little fun. What's wrong with that!" 

You stare at Hange for a moment. You haven't thought of laying in a bed with anyone else besides Levi. You can't imagine someone else touching your skin, caressing your curves, taking care of you in every way to make sure you reach that high.

It has to happen eventually. 

"Fine. Who is it?"

"Great! It's this cute intern at my job. He seems fun and young." 

"I'm 29 years old Hange, please tell me he's old enough to drink." 

"Oh yes of course! He's 23." 

You press your palm to your forehead. "I don't want anything serious. I would want just something casual." 

"Well then hopefully he doesn't fall in love with you! Are you done with work?"

"I am." You slide your apron off, pressing buttons on the register to clock out. "Do you want something before I leave?"

"I'll never say no to coffee." 

- 

Hange has the intern text you, turns out his name is Jean. Hange sent a picture of him to you before he text you - he's not Levi, that's for sure. He's cute though. He has light brown hair with brown eyes to match. He's a lot taller than Levi, which means he's a lot taller than you. 

Jean seems to be on the same type of time as you. He doesn't want anything serious, only fun. He's funny and sends you good morning and good night texts. Seemingly the perfect friend with benefits. 

Jean invites you out to a club on Friday night with him and his friends, which includes Mikasa. This eases your anxiety since you'll know at least one person there. 

Jean: It's all my work friends. I'm sure you know most of them.

You: It'll be nice to see them. Is Hange going?

Jean: I don't think Hange ever says no to drinks. 

When Friday rolls around, you cause a tornado in your closet looking for an outfit. You pick out a lacy corset top with jeans that hug your curves, and a pair of square toe black heels. Your hair is styled half up, half down with some of your hair framing your face. You add glittery lipgloss as the cherry on top of the look, carefully tracing over your lips as you look in the mirror.

This is the first time you're actually hanging out with Jean. It's also the first time in a long time that you're going clubbing. 

You take a picture in your full length mirror and send it to Hange for approval.

Hange: Holy SHIT!! You look hot! Jean won't be able to keep his hands off you. Be prepared to take him home ;)

You: That's why I took an everything shower. Lol.

You grab your purse and call your uber to head to the club. It's 10:30 PM - Jean said he was going to be there around 10 and you wanted to be late but not too late to where he thinks he's being stood up. 

-

You walk into the club and immediately spot Hange at the bar dancing like no one is watching. You smile to yourself as you tap her on her shoulder. 

"You made it!!" Hange practically jumped on you to hug you. "Jean is right there." She pointed.

You make your way to where Jean was standing, which was in a circle with Mikasa, Eren, and a few others. 

"Hey!" Jean gave you a light hug, his eyes tracking your movements. "You look amazing." 

"Thank you." You smile before looking at Mikasa. "Hi you!" 

"You never come out!" Mikasa said. "I'm so happy Jean got you out. Eren's grabbing me a drink, he'll love to see you!"

Jean introduced you to the rest of the group: Armin, Connie, Sasha, Reiner and Annie.

Jean got you a drink and stood close to you as the music blared. The group talked about work projects coming up and how stressful they are. Jean's hand snaked around your waist, pulling you a bit closer to him. He smells good - he definitely bought a strong cologne for this occasion. You lean into him, letting your ass graze over his pelvis.

You both start to move to the beat, now Jean's face is in your neck. He kisses your skin gently as his hips move in time with yours. The liquor starts to course through your veins, giving you more courage. You spin yourself around to face Jean, planting a kiss on his lips. His right hand lays on your cheek as he continues kissing you, his pinky moving back and forth on your skin. 

You let your body mend with Jean's, letting yourself have this moment. You haven't kissed anyone but Levi in years and this new pair of lips are taking care of you. Jean is fun. Jean is happy. 

You pull away for a moment to take a sip of your drink, watching Jean's eyes trail over your curves. You smile at him until you hear a familiar voice.

"Where is she?" Guess who.

"You're such a cock block." Hange rolls her eyes. "She's having FUN. Leave her alone." 

"This was your idea wasn't it four eyes." His voice is getting closer. "Ah, my lovely staff." 

You turn to see Levi, dressed in a grey sweater, blank pants and a pair of brand new sneakers. Erwin isn't far behind him. 

"Oh, boss!" Jean waves and then puts his hand back on your hip.

Oh shit. He doesn't know you dated Levi. Did no one warn him?

Levi's eyes went straight to Jean's hand. If looks could kill, Jean would be dead. 

Mikasa and Eren looked at each other - the only two besides Erwin and Hange that know of yours and Levi's relationship. 

Levi's eyes fall to you and you swear you can see fire in them. You lean your ass back into Jean, letting your head fall on his chest. 

"Hi Levi." 

[merlin-wolfgang-trades-hale]

top!steve thank u so much 💘

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With Top!Steve with silver hair! Established McDanno Explicit stuff happens closer to the bottom!

"I hear work's been a bitch while I've been away."

Steve sighs and runs his hand through his hair. He's been so busy that he hasn't had time to get a trim. It's not really the length that bothers him as much as the color that greets him whenever he looks at his reflection. If work wasn't keeping him busy, he'd probably fallen into temptation and dyed it by now.

"I've scold you about lousy timing to head back to Jersey, but I know it's business not pleasure."

"Not without you here...but what if you were?"

"Everything okay?" Was the first question out of him. Danny being far away always left him with some level of unease. Between them he was the one to attract more random chaos, but Danny wasn't immune to it. Calculating distance and time of travel until he could reach his Danno immediately course through his mind as he thinks up a dozen different ways Danny's testifying could have turned ugly.

"I'm fine," Danny reassured him. "There's a Mets game coming up. I know a guy who can get me great seats for a good deal."

"Dinner with your parents after?"

"...after -after. Sure. But like...after the game...and after a night of you and me painting the town red."

Steve smiled from ear to ear at hearing that's all it was, "Miss me?"

"Maybe."

"Just maybe? Well maybe I'm too swamped to go," Steve teased.

"No you're not. You're probably already looking up flights."

"Bold of you to assume I don't already have them memorized."

"If I weren't so in love with you, Steven, that'd be creepy."

"But you're so in love with me, it's undeniable. It's unbearable to be far away from me. And you miss me. A lot?" As cocky as he started that, the last bit came out with some of his insecurity.

But Danny reassured him without pause, "More than a lot. I already booked your flight. Details are in your email. I gotta go. I'll call you later, okay? Love you."

"Love you too. See you soon, Danno."

~~~~~~~~~

Steve planned to do something about his hair before his trip, but they stumbled into a crime spree that threatened his entire trip. His dedication to see Danny and keep their promise game-date pushed him to the limit and he and the rest of 5-0 managed to solve the most dire cases.

Whatever plans he had to get his hair dyed or cut, were out of the question and as silly as he felt, the whole flight it was something that wouldn't leave him.

The trip was only going to be a few days, so his carry on meant he didn't have to wait to go and find Danny.

It doesn't take him long to spot Danny, and seeing him smile as he approaches makes all other thoughts disappear. Danny greets him by pulling him close by the shirt and down for a fierce and passionate kiss. Steve feels a slight bump on his head from the baseball cap Danny had been wearing, but it gets knocked off and their kiss is all that matters.

When they pull apart, Danny bends down to pick it up and puts it back on. It's then that Steve notices another, matching cap, in Danny's other hand.

"Not a lei. But uh...translated equivalent?" Danny asked with a small grin. His focus shifts a bit as he takes in Steve with better detail. The slightly longer hair that's salt and pepper colored instead of just black. Steve can practically hear the yelling of his old CO about his appearance since his stubble was nearly a full beard, giving off plenty of silver coloring to him too.

"You know we've been busy and I just didn't have the time to-"

"Fuck, you're hot!"

Before Steve could utter another sound, Danny took off his cap and pulled Steve back in for another, though more possessive kiss.

When they pulled apart, Steve felt confidence replace the insecurity he's carried during the trip. Rubbing his hand over his face and then through his hair, he asked, "This do it for you, Danno?"

"Let's get to the hotel and I'll show you exactly how much it does." ~~~~~~~~~~~ The buttons on Steve's shirt scattered everywhere when Danny tore his shirt open. Before he could make some sort of remark about Danny owing him a new one, he was being pushed onto the bed. Danny straddled him and kissed him before he could utter a word, running his fingers through Steve's hair. Gripping tightly and giving Steve a tug as a way to pull away from the kiss.

"I want you so fucking bad, Steve."

His nerves that nearly made him terrified of being undesirable to Danny were completely evaporated. The heat in Danny's eyes, the way his hands roamed and made quick work of getting rid of their clothing until they were both completely naked, feeling how hard Danny was as he rutted against Steve....

His tentativeness was replaced by his own heat and desire that grew to match Danny's. Steve turned them around and pushed Danny onto the bed. Nestling himself between Danny's legs, Steve caressed his way up Danny's thighs up his torso, caressing his pecs and leaning in to swirl his tongue around his nipple. Peppering kisses up to Danny's neck where he began to leave some new marks.

While he works on Danny's neck, his hand snakes its way between them and fondles Danny for a bit before reaching further. Smirking into Danny's neck he felt proof of his and Danny's late night phone calls.

Pulling the plug out, he drinks up Danny's moan before kissing him. Less frantic, yet still passionate they make-out as Steve presses the head of his cock against Danny's hole and moans Danny's name as inch by inch he pushes in until he's fully sheathed inside. He stills, peppering kisses anywhere he can reach as he gives Danny time to adjust. It doesn't take long as Danny's too eager and needy and wanting Steve to move.

The strength Steve gets from being a turn on to Danny despite his insecurities and grey hairs, makes him feel ten years younger. Energy he didn't think he'd have anymore returns to him and he's basically lifted Danny as he fucked him, bounding him on his cock. Stealing kisses her and there while Danny wrapped his arms around Steve and held on for dear life. Even with cock untouched, Danny cried out and came, coating both of their abdomens with his come and clenching around Steve.

He rested Danny back onto the bed and slowed down his thrust, fingers intertwined, and looking into each other's eyes. Steve filled Danny up before collapsing on top of him.

They panted as they caught their breath.

"How about instead of painting the town red, I coat you in white?Inside and out?" Steve asked with a smirk.

Danny ran his hand through Steve's hair, gripping it and pulling him for a kiss, "So long as we're not late for the game. Sounds like heaven, babe."

[princehairsupremacy]

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warning: smut !! sort of angsty at the end, i like to give shitty endings.

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Warnings: oral (f + m receiving), public sex, vaginal sex, harry says good girl

You saw him from across the room and just felt that electric spark that they talk about in movies and books straight away. His forest green eyes made you fall in a trance you had a feeling you'd never fall out of, he looked very well put together, deciding to wear a brown jumper with green sort of stars they looked like from far away, you couldn't really tell, then some baggy green trousers that matched the green on his jumper perfectly and finally some clean black and white vans. He had on some entrancing rings, one that really stood out to you was a sort of red one, then his hair was styled neatly but messily, he looked so cosy and perfect. Everything a man should ever achieve to be.

You were staring at his side profile, his sharp jawline, his nose was- shit, he moved his head and now had his eyes connected to yours, furrowing his brows and offering you a small smile, of course you just blushed and looked away awkwardly, deciding to just pretend that never happened, instead opting to head to the bar where you ordered a martini from the sweet looking bartender with face piercings and bright red hair.

You had just sat on a stool with your martini when you felt someone pat your shoulder, you turned round and widened your eyes, it was him, the handsome stranger you couldn't keep your eyes off and embarrassed yourself because of it. He smiled at you again and started to open his mouth.

"Hi. I'm Harry, mind if i sit?" He gestured to the stool beside, and very close beside, you.

"U-um, no of course I don't mind." You stuttered a bit.

He turned towards you and your thighs pressed against each other. "What's your name?"

You smiled sheepishly and answered. "Y/N. I don't mean this to sound rude but why are you talking to me?" You cringed when you finished your sentence, feeling it still came off rude.

"Well when I was standing over there and noticed a pretty girl watching me, I decided I'd go and introduce myself before I missed my shot." He placed his hand on your knee and your eyes widened.

"You think I'm pretty?" Your mouth gaped open.

He grinned. "Very much so, darling." He leaned closed to you, whispering in your ear and tugged on the hem of your dress. "Thought you looked pretty hot in this little black dress too."

You gulped. "Oh, I guess my dress is alright."

He smirked and just shook his head. "Baby, you look so fucking hot and your dress keeps riding up your thighs and I won't lie it's kinda turning me on." He places his hand on your thigh under your dress.

You looked down at your dress. "Oh, you like the dress that much?" He nodded and started to move his hand towards your panties.

You grabbed his hand and moved it away. "We're in public..."

He smirked. "Meet me in the bathroom?"

You blushed and nodded. "Sure, I guess..."

He got up and winked at you before moving towards a free bathroom, walking in and locking it, obviously waiting for your arrival.

You were froze in shock for about 20 seconds before you stood up, leaving the rest of your martini and fixing your dress, you moved to the bathroom. Your fist hovered over the door, taking a bit of time to tell yourself you'll be fine before finally knocking. The door opened and you were pulled in and pushed against it, hearing the clicking sound to signal the lock of the door.

You gasped and looked up at him, his eyes were much darker than before and he was biting his lip, dragging his eyes up and down your body. He started to lean in and you closed your eyes, eventually feeling his cherry lips against yours, they tasted like bubblegum, he must have chewed some before you came. He bit your bottom lip suddenly which made you gasp, he took his opportunity and let his tongue make its way into your mouth. You were making out for about 3 minutes before you felt his hand start to move up your dress.

You pulled back and watched his hand, whimpering as he started to drag your panties down your legs, when he got them off you he brought them to eye level and smirked. "Fucking soaked your panties, who done that?" You whimpered and hung your head low, feeling embarrassed.

He put two fingers under your chin and forced you to made eye contact. "I asked you a question, be a good girl and answer it."

"You made me soak my panties." You said lowly.

He kissed you softly. "Good girl."

He started to lift your dress up and you moved your arms up, aiding him in getting him off. He groaned when he learned you had no bra on, immediately bringing his hand to your right breast, squeezing it gently, as though testing it out sort of. He quickly leaned his head down and captured your nipple between his lips, sucking greedily. You threaded your fingers in his hair and pleaded. "Please, Harry."

He pulled back and smirked, placing his hands on the back of your thighs and lifting you up, you immediately wrapping your legs around his waist. He placed you on the sink counter and stood between your legs, you reached for his jumper and lifted it up, revealing his lean body and many tattoos.

You gasped and started to trace his tattoos, which made him chuckled a bit. "Like 'em?" You grinned and looked up at him. "Open your mouth for me, baby?" You obeyed almost immediately, making him lick his lips. He placed his thumb on your tongue and looked at you expectantly. You eventually caught on and enclosed your lips around his thumb and sucked making him groan loudly and pull it out.

He dropped to his knees softly and parted your thighs, making you gasp softly. "You don't have to if you don't want t-" He shut you up by biting your thigh softly. "This is all i've thought about, love. I want to." You lean your head back and take a deep breath in.

He starts to kiss your thighs, obviously aiming to tease you first, making you glare at him. He chuckled and licked up your pussy, making you gasp. He started to lick at your clit, making you bite your hand to hold in your moans since you were in a public bathroom.

He smirked against you and sucked on your clit softly, digging his nails into your thighs. You bucked your hips up and he sucked your clit a little harder. You felt his hand on your right thigh move, eventually feeling his ring and middle finger at your entrance, ready to push in.

"You want my fingers darling?" You just whimpered and that obviously wasnt enough for him.

He slapped your thigh, making you look at him. "Yes! Yes! I want your fingers in me."

"Then that's what you'll get."

And he did push his fingers in, making you moan slightly and him smirk. He started to suck your clit again and move his fingers softly. You grinded against his fingers for more friction, making him move his fingers at a fast and rougher pace.

"Oh, Harry!" You moaned a bit too loud, making him slap your thighs again and you bite your lip to contain all your loud moans, all that could be heard now was light whimpers that you couldn't hold in.

He kept sucking on your clit and moving his fingers, bringing you closer and closer and c- he stopped.

You looked down at him and he grinned, leaning up to whisper in your ear. "If you're gonna cum it's gonna be on my cock." You nod and watch as he sucks his fingers, clearly enjoying himself a little too much.

"Can you take your trousers off?" He licked his lips and unbuttoned them, gesturing for you to keep going. You stood up and got down on your knees, looking up at him and taking his trousers down, immediately noticing the sizeable bulge.

"Gonna help me out?" He stroked your cheek and bit his lip, you nodded, eager to help him out.

You tugged his boxers off and marvelled at his sizeable length. You spit on it first to make sure you didn't hurt him and wrapped your hand around him gently, tugging on it cautiously.

"You don't have to worry, you can do it a bit rougher, i like it." You squeezed him and watched for his reaction, his mouth just gaped open so you took that as a good sign.

You started to bring your mouth down on him, making him give many noises of encouragement. As he started to hit the back of your throat you knew you wouldn't be able to get all of him in your mouth, but you work with what you're given, closing your fist around and tugging on the part that you can't get in your mouth. You were gonna please him even further when he pulled back, making you pout and look up at him.

"Don't wanna cum in your mouth." You stood up and sat back on the counter, making him push your thighs apart again.

He suddenly looked a bit panicked. "Do you have a condom?" You giggled and shook your head, making him look at you strangely. "I take birth control." He sighed in relief and made sure you were okay with it first before pushing in slightly.

You held onto his shoulders tightly as he pushed in further and kissed your face. "Not much more to go, you're alright." It was definitely a stretch but very pleasureable, you groaned and bucked your hips up when you felt he wasn't going fast enough.

He started to move his pace faster, resting his forehead on your shoulder. "God, you feel so good." You felt him start to suck on your neck and you moaned slightly, knowing you couldn't be too loud.

There was a knock on the door. "Someone in there?" Harry lifted his head from your shoulder and placed his hand over your mouth, going even faster than before and hitting all the right spots.

Eventually you heard mumbling and footsteps going further and further away, making you sigh in relief. Harry just brought his hand down to your clit and started rubbing it. "Been such a good girl for me, you know what good girls get?" You shook your head. "Good girls get to cum." He started to rub faster at your clit.

You moaned softly and arched your back. "Gonna cum for me like a good girl would?" You nodded and your eyes rolled back in your head when he started to rub faster and a bit rougher. Your toes curled and your vision was black as you tightened around him, cumming hard.

Your reaction was enough to get him there too, moving at a slower pace with his hips bucking erratically into you, emptying himself in you and biting your shoulder to make sure his moans were only heard by the both of you.

He pulled his head up and kissed your cheek, slowly pulling out and grabbing some of the paper towels to clean you up. He stroked your cheek then started to get dressed.

You stood up, still a bit dazed, and started to get dressed again, you were gonna leave when he grabbed your wrist. "Didn't even get your number." You blushed and gave him your number, heading out of the bathroom and back home, patiently waiting for the call that would never come.

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Chapter 10 - goodnight

Jack Grealish x female character

🔞 CAUTION! SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER 🔞

Will warn with a ⚠️ when smut is happening

"JACK!! there's a guy over there who's just taken a picture of us kissing!", Jacks eyes instantly shot over to the paparazzi behind the car, "shit!, El get in the car", she did as he asked and got in the range rover dreading what he would do next, Jack stomped up to the paparazzi, "MATE! What's your problem?!, why can't I enjoy a night out with friends, your the only one here, piss off!", the paparazzi didn't answer he just got into his own car and drove away, Jack would have to deal with this in the morning, as he walked back to the car he saw Ellie in the rear window, she looked so sad, had he caused her to feel this way, he was pissed of but he needed to fix how she was feeling.

He climbed back into the Range Rover and sat next to Ellie, "babe, come here, why are you sad?", he pulled her into a hug, "nothing, I just.. we've had such an amazing night and now that one guy has ruined it, the press are going to be all over you, il get abuse online, and what ever this is will end, It sounds selfish but.... I just wanted more time with you", Jack felt a mix of emotions, he felt the sadness that Ellie felt because yeah the guy had put a downer ob their night but he could save it, and he also felt extremely lucky because despite all this happening Ellie was worried about how things would be for Jack after, he always knew she was genuine but this confirmed it, anyone that was after him for the money or fame would be like 'it's out in the open now let's just go public! Il move in with you!' But not Ellie.

"Listen to me El, yeah it's changed our night but we were heading home anyway, we can make it what we want to, and as for the picture, yeah it's shit but we can deal with it tomorrow, we don't know what picture he got, it could have been the kiss or just us walking out, only time will tell", Ellie smiled at Jack, "wow, you surprise me Grealish, I totally expected you to loose your cool with all this", Jack laughed as he placed his hand on Ellie's thigh, "mr cool calm collected me babe, come on let's get back, we can watch a movie in bed eh?", Ellie leaned in and kissed his cheek and leaned her head on his shoulder, "sounds like a plan".

Once they arrived back at the house Ellie instantly bent over in the hallway and took her shoes off, Jack stopped behind her in amazement, he could only fight this feeling for so long, she wasn't even trying to seduce him she was simply taking off her shoes and it turned Jack into a horny mess.

Once her shoes were off she stood up as Jack walked behind her and placed a small kiss on her neck, "you want to watch a movie in my room?", Ellie could feel the tightening in her stomach, but she had to reply, she let out a shaky, "um ... yeah can do", Jack held onto her hand and walked up the stairs, as he reached his room Ellie announced, "I'm just going to change il be 2 minutes", Jack reluctantly let go of her hand and before he knew it she had vanished into her room, he thought he had ruined it and the moment was gone, so he went into his room got undressed and got into bed in his boxers.

Ellie closed to door and slumped to the floor as she pulled her phone out, 'please be awake!!', she thought as she text Jess.

Ellie - please tell me you are awake!

Jess - yeah babe what's wrong?

Ellie - oh god Jess!, we've had an amazing night and on the way out of the bar a paparazzi caught us kissing, I totally thought everything was over but we've come home and Jack had asked me to watch a movie in his room! What do I do, iv snuck off to change but do I go back!?

Jess - what the hell!, well do you want to? It's up to you, don't do it because he wants to, what to you want? Because you know a movie isn't a movie right?

Ellie - yeah I figured, I feel like I want to, I really do Jess, I'm so horny for him, but I don't want to seem desperate,

Jess - ok El!! TMI!

Then it's upto you babe, your an adult you can decide what you want to do, but you took your pill right?

Ellie - haha yeah mum! I took my pill. Ok il ring you in the morning! Love u!

Jess - love you more geek!

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Ellie decide on these pyjamas before heading back into Jacks room.

She knocked on the door softly, she heard Jack get out of bed and stumble, it sounded like he fell over and dropped his phone or something which made her chuckle.

"Ellie! Hi, I thought you decided against coming in here" Jack said as he scratched the back of his neck, "no I went to change", Ellie said as she spun around to show off her pyjamas, "yeah, I see, very cute. Come on in" Jack moved aside as Ellie walked into his room, "what was the bang when I knocked?", Ellie asked out of curiosity, "oh erm... I kind of jumped out of bed, banged my foot on the leg and dropped my phone", the two let out a small chuckle, "let me see your foot Jack", Ellie told him as she sat on his bed, Jack went around to his side and lifted his foot onto the bed, "it doesn't hurt that much" he told her acting tough, "yeah well it's bruising already, come on lay back, il sort the movie", Ellie told him, making him sit right back on the bed with his back resting on the headboard.

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Ellie had put the movie on and the two were laid on the bed watching fast and furious, her head was on Jacks stomach as she laid sideways on the bed so her bum was near the pillows, Jacks hand started rubbing Ellie back before making its way down to her hips and before long it found it's place on her bum cheek, "I'm so glad you came here tonight El", Jack told her, she turned her head to look at him, "me too, even after the photo and panicking about your friends iv had the perfect night", Jack smiled at her, "come here", he told her, she sat up and moved so she was sat next to Jack, he also sat up and put a hand on Ellie's cheek, "I can't keep pretending these feelings aren't here, you haven't noticed but iv been staring at your bum for the last hour" Jack laughed at what he just said, "you know what, neither can I, I get the caution and keeping quiet so I am fully happy for you want to do that but..." Ellie climbed on top of Jacks lap, "we're in the house and no one can see us, so why be cautious now", Jacks hands snaked around her hips and landed on her bum, he gently squeezed so he had both hands full, "god your irresistible Ellie", he leaned closer and connected their lips, Ellie's hands began combing through Jacks bed head as his stayed firmly on her bum.

After a few minutes of kissing, Ellie moved her hands from Jacks hair and took of her pyjama top, Jacks eyes opened in amazement, "Holy shit El", he moved one hand from her bum and caressed her breast, "your so fucking beautiful princess", Ellie connected their lips again this time with more passion, before pulling back and letting out a small moan from Jacks attention to her breast, "I need you Jack".

He couldn't take it no more, he flipped Ellie over and placed himself between her legs, "oh you will baby, but first there's something I need to do", Ellie watched as Jack slowly began kissing down her stomach and onto her thighs, "'mmm... Jack", she let out multiple moans, the thought of what was coming was driving her insane.

Jacked pulled down her pyjama shorts to reveal a set of white knickers that matched her bra, "how have you kept this hidden", Jack instantly moved her knickers to the side and connected his mouth with her clit, "oh my god! Jack!", Ellie screamed, this was the most pleasure she had ever experienced, she wasn't a virgin but Jack just hit differently.

Jack kept up the pace for 5 minutes, When he felt Ellie's legs shaking he knew she was close, he didn't want that to be the case for their first time so he disconnected his mouth in anticipation of finishing them both, Ellie had other plans, as soon as Jack moved, she pinned him to the bed, "my turn now Grealish" Ellie told him seductively as she sat on the floor and made him move to the edge, Jack brushed the hair from her face and looked into her eyes, "you don't have to do this El", Ellie sat up on her knees, "oh I do Jack, I want you", she told him, this drove Jack crazy.

Ellie kissed him on his lips as she tugged on his boxers, Jack wriggled out of them as Ellie places a hand on his stomach, "relax Grealish", Jack laid down on the bed as Ellie took his penis in her hands, she rubbed her hand up and down the length earning a groan from Jack, "fuck! Ellie... god", when she felt Jack was ready she placed his penis in her mouth, going slowly at first before gaining speed, she pushed her head further down so his penis was at the back of her throat, causing her to gag, she felt jack sit up on the bed so he could see her, she looked at him through her lashes, the sight of Jack coming apart could have made her crumble there and then, but she wanted to make this as sexy and memorable as she could, she pulled back and teased him with her tongue before Jack put his hand on her chin and lifted her up, "babe that was fuking amazing but I need you ... now"

Ellie laid on the bed next to Jack, within seconds he was between her legs, "are you 100% sure you want to do this" Jack checked with Ellie before he did anything, "Jack yes, just fuck me ... please!", he gave her a cheeky grin before guiding himself into her vagina, he placed one hand in her hip and the other on the pillow behind her head, he leaned closer to her placing kisses to her neck as he slowly thrust into her, he could feel her walls tighten around him, she was close, and so was he.

Jack sped up the pace and before long Ellie was screaming with pleasure, "oh god Jack!, I'm so close, keep going baby", he did as she asked and a few seconds later they both came at the same time.

Jack gave Ellie a gentle kiss and put his forehead against hers, " I did not expect the night to end like this but fuck Im glad it did!", he flopped on to his back next to Ellie, she rolled over and laid her head in his chest, "yeah it was amazing" she gave a little chuckle.

“Goodnight Jack” she whispered, “goodnight Ellie”, Jack replied sleepily.

Before long the pair fell asleep in each others arms.

[lovinkiri]

NSFW Alphabet ~ Katsuki Bakugou

Warning: Obviously, there shall be smut. Anything you'd expect from Bakugou.

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A = Aftercare (Do they take care of you afterwards? How?)

Katsuki's actually pretty soft after sex. He'll run a bath for both of you and carry you into the bathroom. He'd gently rub the wash cloth against your skin.

He'd use a soap with a soft scent, so the smell of lavender or maybe light strawberry is filling the room.

You definitely get sleepy, I mean you were already exhausted but now this? And he lets you lean back against his shoulder and drift off.

"Don't worry bout it, I got you."

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of yours? Of themselves?)

He loves your ass. Bakugou is an ass man and I stand by that statement. He loves to have you over his knee and spank you. He loves simply smacking it when you walk by. He loves the red prints he leaves on it and seeing you struggle to sit 😂

His favorite body part on his own body? Definitely his hands. One, he needs them to properly fight and they do that pretty well. Two, he loves touching you with them. Running his hands up your sides, squeezing your tits, and of course smacking dat ass 😏

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

He cums a lot. A bit more than average. Like, one load his spilling out of you in a small stream.

And speaking of which, he prefers to cum inside of you and to fill you up. It's kinda like marking his territory, you know?

If that's not something you're comfortable with, he'd rather cum in your mouth. He'll force your mouth open and watch you swallow it down.

"That's right, swallow it down, slut."

D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

Definitely has urges to fuck you in public. Whether it be in front of your friends or just on the train, the thought of everyone watching as he takes you against a wall gets him going.

Especially if he notices someone flirting with you. Depending on how hard said person is flirting, this may go from a dirty secret to a funny (hot) story.

E = Experience (Any past experience?)

Nope. None. Before you, Bakugou never even thought of dating, let alone sex. He didn't see the point, he didn't care enough. You were just special.

He was simply a natural and got the hang of things pretty quickly. What'd you expect? Katsuki Bakugou doesn't lose! Not even at sex!

F = Favorite Position (What's their favorite position?)

Face down, ass up. He loves shoving your face into the mattress and towering over you, fucking you senseless. He feels powerful.

His hand will definitely curl into your hair or he'll grip the back of your neck.

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during sex?)

I mean, he grins.. While teasing you. So I wouldn't say silly because he's pretty serious on pleasuring you. But not completely serious because of his cockiness.

He definitely laughs at you sometimes.

Like "*laughs* Are you shaking? You needed my cock that badly?"

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

He keeps it pretty neat down there, he just prefers go trim it. And yes. Yes. The carpet does indeed match the drapes, my friend.

I = Intimacy (Are they romantic?)

Yes. I mean, he's not exactly gentle with you, but he's not destroying into next week.

It's more of deep, passionate strokes as he holds you against him.

If he's really trying to get romantic, he'll wrap his arms around you as you straddle him and just slowly thrust up.

J = Jerk off (How often do they do it? What do they think of?)

Before you two get together, he did it maybe a couple times a week. Often times, he'd think of hearing your cute sounds. He'd visualize you doing a slow, sensual strip tease for him.

After you two get together, he doesn't do it as often. At least not alone. He definitely does it with you sometimes. If not with you, its a bit more frustrating. He gets so used to your pussy that his hand isn't as satisfying as it used to be.

K = Kinks (One or more of their kinks)

Degradation, BDSM, Daddy, Spanking, Choking, Biting (or marking in general), hair pulling, there are more.

By the way, all of which can be reversed. Don't be afraid to dom Katsuki. He secretly wants it ;)

L = Location (Favorite place to do it?)

Usually happens in your own rooms, but will definitely take his time with you in the kitchen.

What if someone walks in? He doesn't care. He's too busy making you both feel good. And after a while, you wont care too much either.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

A pair a shorts. Bending over while cleaning or something. Making out. Giving him light touches. Hell, even stroking his ego!

Say the right things and he's ready to go.

Trail your hands down his chest and he loves it.

So to put it simply, boi lowkey has a praise kink lol

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do? Turn offs?)

I feel like it depends. Like, for the most part, he likes voyeurism. As long as he's not the one watching.

Though, even that depends. He will only share you with someone he completely trusts, like the Bakusquad.

Realistically, he wouldn't care for Somnophilia. And unless you're both drunk or your just tipsy, won't touch you like that if you're trashed. Lack of consent is, and should always be, a big turn-off.

O = Oral (Would they rather give or receive?)

He would definitely rather receive than give. Like, he doesn't mind giving. And will definitely let you sit on his face. But he loves fucking your throat senseless, its just 👌🏾

P = Pace (Fast? Slow? Gentle? Rough?)

He's only gently when your having a bad day. Unless what you need is to be taken roughly, then he'll deliver.

He's usually rough, but always passionate. He likes to switch it up sometimes though. When teasing, he'd definitely more slow and sensual though.

Q = Quickie (How do they feel about quickies?)

He loves them. He loves the possibility of being caught somewhere, the rush. He loves shoving you into a small space and clamping his hand over your mouth.

He loves when you quickly grind against each other to chase your orgasms. You're both just in a frenzy and things start getting hazy.

R = Risks (Do they like taking risks? Do they like to experiment?)

Oh, he lives for it practically. Nothing scares Katsuki Bakugou. He'll take you almost anywhere and just hope you aren't too loud.

Definitely the type to finger you under the table at dinner with your friends.

Definitely loves cockwarming during movie night under the blanket.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go?)

Typically, he'll only go 4 rounds at the most. Out of respect for your body, you know?

After a bad day, he can go all night. Everything is so much drawn out. Teasing, thrusts, orgasms.

T = Toys (Do they use/own toys?)

Katsuki himself doesn't own many toys. And he's not a fan of using them for the most part. He definitely owns handcuffs and and a paddle. And he'll definitely use your own vibrator on you.

He finds pleasure in fucking you and watching you squirm with the vibrator pressed against your aching clit.

U = Unfair (Do they tease?)

Yes.

Yes.

Yes he does.

He teases like crazy. No matter what, he finds a way to tease. Its in his nature.

V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

It depends, really. If you're dominating him, he's moaning roughly. Well, its a mix of a moan and a growl. Tease him enough and he'll start whimpering quietly.

If he's dominating you, not too many moans. It's mostly groaning and grunting, definitely growling. Usually though, he uses his voice talking. Sometimes he'll moan when he cums.

W = Wild card (Random scenario)

His cock pushed deeper into you and his hand found its way into your hair, roughly yanking on it. You yelped and moved back against him feverishly. His hips stilled and you whined instinctively. "What's wrong? You were talking all that crap just before. What, does it take a nice cock to shut you up?" He teased, a growl in his voice.

X = X Ray (Length, size)

This man is long and thick. I emphasize on thick, by the way. He fills you up in all the best places. There's a slight curve up.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

You guys go at it slmost every night. He can't help you! How dare you look so good all day? The way you licked your lips earlier, you did that on purpose didn't you? You wanted attention so badly? Now you got it.

Z = Zzz.. (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

He falls asleep quickly. He'll pull you close on top of him or he'll nuzzle your neck. He loves having you against him as you fall asleep, skin against skin.

[gangrenados]

Oh my a ship game!! So exciting! Let's do this 💙

So full disclosure I haven't followed you for long, but based off your description, honestly, I ship you with Jason. I think he'd be a good match for your extrovertedness as well as all of your energy. He'd need a person who can keep up with him and he'd like someone he can always be doing stuff with, ya know? And, while I don't particularly see him as social, I think he'd admire that in an s/o, and use it as an avenue to maybe become more social himself, or at least come out of shell he's been safe inside every since becoming Red Hood. Also I think hes a good match for what you said about liking cheesy stuff but also being kinda out of about it? Yeah, I think he's kind of in the same boat there, like he wants love and affection but is just SO awkward about it sometimes, I think you two could really help each other with that! He's not super clingy but still wants you, and wants to be with you and feel loved and would learn how to give you that in return! Idk, I just can't imagine anyone but Jason when I read your description lol I ship it tbh 💙

Now if it's not too much trouble could you tell me who you ship me with (romantically)? Pretty please and thank you 😊

I'll try to make it short but I warn you now, I'm wordy lol I'm a woman who is bisexual but does have a strong preference for men. I'm an introvert, I like being around my loved ones but I do need space to myself sometimes and being around new people always takes a lot out of me. That's one of the reasons that I tend to hold people at arms length until I get to know them, but once I do I'm a very loyal and dedicated friend (and that goes same when you're my s/o). I think my sense of humor is one of my best qualities, I love making people laugh and Will honestly do some silly stupid shit to make you smile 😂 also, I think a reason I tend to be wordy is that I'm a writer! That's what I'm slowly turning into a career, I love crafting stories and entertaining people with them and I want to make my living off of what I love. I'm creative in other ways too, I cosplay and make decorations for my house as well as my own clothes. I'm just a very creative person in general. As for my love language I... honestly don't know. Probably acts of service just because I've been in a caregiver role so often in my life and do a lot to care for my family, that's actually why I'd love a partner who takes care of me, too. I want us to pamper each other with love and loyalty you know? I just want someone who loves me as much as I love them 💖

I hope that wasn't too long! Also hope your week gets better, you deserve it, my dear! -Sincerely 💙 Anon

Omg that was so CUTEEEE brb I'll go cry cuz Jason is not real 🙂

The first person that came to my mind when u read your description was Dick, look, he's a care caretaker at heart but will benefit from someone who also has the tendency to look after others.

I don't mean this in a bad way, this exchange will come out as something pure and natural. It'll be nurturing and beneficial for the two of you to find someone who gives the same care you put into others or looks after you in those days you don't feel like giving anything at all.

Another thing that might be a good thing and a bad thing is that you'll have a lot space for you in this relationship. It's not that Dick doesn't care, of course not, he wants to know you're okay and also make you feel loved.

But he also likes to have his own space to recharge. His job is consuming and so is being the emotional support of a lot of people, he doesn't regret this, but he likes to have his own space sometimes. This usually happens when he's sad tho, and he can leave for days without showing signs of being alive.

Dick is supportive so I can see him cheering you and motivating you to keep writing the stories you love, it makes him happy to see you excited about your craft. He'll read whatever thing you write and even give you a few ideas if you left him.

He can also be a model if you want him to, can you do the new version of the disco wing costume?? He can wear that for Halloween lol

[the-slasher-files]

OC: ANDREI KULOKOVA - NSFW ALPHABET

18 + ahead. Andrei is a freak and I cannot stop thinking about him so he needed this post badly.. hope you enjoy 🔪💕

MASTERLIST

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Usually Andrei is very attentive after sex, especially after a particularly rough session. He will clean you of any blood, kiss your bruises and cuts, stroke your hair and call you his perfect little mouse.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His own favorite body part would have to be his hands and his teeth. Andrei’s hands are very skillful, and he likes to work with them any chance he gets either for murder or for love. The man has extremely sharp canine teeth that he loves to bite, plus Andrei knows it makes him sexier and more animalistic.

Andrei loves his partners neck and back. He goes wild if you have short hair or have your hair up, he will just sit there watching your back and neck as you make him dinner, loving how the muscles move and flex, adoring every bone in your back rise and fall, they’re just so breakable. It feeds his feral side if he sees you faulting the mark he has given you.  

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This boy likes it messy, big time messy. It is almost like an animalistic desire to see you covered in him and even yourself, if you mix a little blood in there too, oh boy, you’ve unlocked feral Andrei. He does also have a huge breeding kink and he will fill you up one thousand times over, finger you watching it ooze and drip, then rubbing it all over you and him. Andrei is nasty. He might even eat you out while your dripping his cum out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants to be a sub but it will take a long, long time for him to get there and be comfortable being a switch. Andrei loves his partners to ride him and that is his submissive side wanting to be released, but he will always act as if he is in control. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Andrei is defiantly experienced in sex, but in a relationship, that’s a bit different. He is very good at sex and he knows it, but he tends to be a little selfish and loose himself, just jackhammering into you. Often Andrei has “fun” with his prey and has paid more than he would like to admit for a good time.   

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, doggy or having his partner ride him. Missionary is by far his favorite, Andrei wants, needs, to feel you writhe under him, he wants you to look him in the eyes as you cum, and feeling your pulse under his fingers.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Andrei is a very serious man in every way, and sex is often very intense, there is no room or enough air to laugh, but after a long time of being together he has a strange silly side to him. Especially if you catch him off guard with a joke he doesn't quite understand, "You are interesting little mouse" or Andrei's sadistic humor comes out when you jump a little too much at the flick of his knife.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Andrei is not a hairy man by any means, so he is very fortunate enough to let his hair go and it is still only a medium amount of hair. Not overly long, curly light brown, but he likes to keep it under control for the most part. Andrei also has a little treasure trail.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Now Andrei has no clue how to be romantic, it is never something anyone had ever shown him, so keeping you alive, living together and sex is his romance. Andrei is very intense in the bedroom and will kiss and love you there but outside of the bedroom, you might have to help him. Intimacy can be hard because he is very touched starved, the small touches and gentle kisses is something that is hard for him, so don’t be mad if you go hold Andrei’s hand and he pulls away. You need to teach him a lot in this department. His favorite thing is holding you though, either sweeping you off your feet or holding you on his lap, man loves it. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Andrei is a horny man who is gone a lot from home so of course he jacks off. Sometimes even if you’re at home he will call you into the bedroom and will just be fisting his cock smirking at you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This guy has so so many but his top favorites are blood, breath play, knives, predator/prey, breeding, daddy, fear play and bondage. He is a creative man with a lot of time on his hands.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Andrei will literally take you anywhere he damn pleases, from the field to the abandoned buildings to any surface in the house. He lives in the middle of nowhere so why bother trying to hide.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

This guy is horny 89% of the time, so just always watch your back for the wolf lurking in the house. Your new pair of jeans that hug your ass just right? careful. Batting your lashes when looking up at him? watch out. If you really want him to get going, get yourself something sliky and lacy that puts your body on display, straddle his lap with one of his knives in hand, holy shit Andrei will lose it. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Andrei honestly doesn't have many no's and he will try it at least once before saying no. Absolutely no mommy kinks, given his past. Humiliation is a big no, he will never do it to you and you should never do it to him. Overly dominating him in his life, if you are worthy enough to see his sub side only use that in the bedroom, if you take that into every day life by ordering him around or asking for certain tasks done he is going to be very annoyed and pissed off. With you Andrei only wants a few simple things like cleaning his house, making him dinner and cuddling on the couch, other than that you are a free person, he won't try to really control you much. Just don't be stupid by leaving or putting yourself in danger or else his control and overbearingness comes out.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Now Andrei loves to see his s/o writhe, whimper and beg for him. It's an animalistic need. And he is stupidly perfect with his tongue and his hands are extremely skillful. You will have a great time with him going down on you, just watch his teeth if he gets too carried away and he loves to tease and edge so he might be down there a while. However Andrei doesn't go down on you too often because he knows he just that good, and he's an ass. But if you thought just because he doesn't go down on you often means you are off the hook?? Nope. He has a huge thing for getting his dick sucked and he's going to make you do it constantly.. sorry.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Andrei is a delicious, addicting mix of both in a way. He might edge and tease with foreplay for hours but the wolf is going to intensely and roughly ruin you, but if he is switches positions with you he likes to take it slow for a minute just watching you, praising and stroking your hair, probably wiping a tear or blood away, then back to impaling you. It's a true battle between the wolf and Andrei all they time.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He is a big fan, mainly just because he is horny a lot and has a lot of work to do. It's and instant anger/stress relief for him. But at the end of the day if you can quiet his mind enough Andrei enjoys watching you to crumble slowly under his hands and go for a long, long session.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is an ex soldier and mercenary, of course he's a risk taker. Andrei, like I said before, likes to try stuff at least once before saying no. Also being with him everyday is a risk in general, with all his knives and blood obsession.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

This guy has stamina for days. You would think with all the cigarettes he smokes he would be dead in 10 minutes, but boy were you wrong. His hunts can go on for 10 hours or more sometimes, so you are at least in for 3-5 rounds at a time. If Andrei has been gone on a mission for a month or so and comes home you are not leaving the bedroom (or where ever he wants to fuck you) for at least 2 days.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't necessarily like toys to make you or himself cum but for teasing he will totally be down for it. Andrei rather just use his mouth or hands. Skin on skin is what he likes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Andrei adores teasing so much, he wants to break you down, bulid you back up then pick you apart again and again. He will put a plug in you all day just making sure you're ready for whenever he chooses to come home. Edging you is his favorite past time, he will do it until you cry and he will wipe the tears away and say "you're so beautiful myshka"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is not very talkative in his everyday life but man is a huge dirty talker when getting into it. He also produces wolf like growls deep within his throat creating the most sinful and sexual noise you had ever heard

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Silly drunk Andrei is my personal favorite, and it doesn't happen often at all so take it and run with it. He will start Russian dancing and almost failing over telling you watch him and learn, its very serious to him that you watch. He will also start singing old Russian songs from his childhood, loudly and wildly. Love and cherish this Andrei.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Man is a big boy all the way through, even below the belt. A good 7 inches and thicker than average. Circumcised with a beautiful rosey head, and 2 large veins running the length.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Man wants to go literally all the time. He has an inhuman sex drive. If you just tell him you want him Andrei drops everything and bends you over the nearest surface.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Andrei has a hard time sleeping and winding down. His active mind just will not stop, so he really enjoys just watching you sleep on his chest, being gentle with his hands along your body and in your hair. If you don't fall asleep very fast either now is the perfect time to talk with him, get stories of his missions, Russian folk tales, funny stories about his brothers in the military and brutal childhood. He just wants someone to share his pain and his love with at the end of the night. Run your hands along his scars and in his hair while you're at it and you will have tamed a wolf.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

AHHH HELLO!!!! no worries, i figured you got busy!! life just happens like that, i hope everything has been okay for you!! 🤍 ALSO HEAR ME OUT: sadistic doms who are also mocking in all the right ways 😩 like all [in a consensual context duh] “aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha” 😌 don’t mind me channeling my inner smut writer imagining steve saying that to bucky just HITS DIFFERENT OKAY

hehe i like showing off how good i am and wanna make my dom happy so yes i am obedient!!! sometimes just a little dumb in all the right ways too 😌 and if you don’t mind questions then 👀 would you rather punish or praise a sub or both ?¿ also i was wondering ur comfort levels with ur sub anons calling u sir or daddy or another title? i know some people don’t mind but others like to reserve it for official relationships and all so!! i just wanted to check in with ur boundaries / ask permission! OH AND IMPACT PLAY 👏👏👏 i have such a fascination with floggers and crops and paddles i won’t lie, i’m so 😩 i am ON MY KNEES

oh god okay okay i feel bad bc my asks are like essay lengths at this point so 😭😭 i will be hopping in the shower to prevent this from getting longer HAVE A GOOD REST OF THE DAY AND PLS TAKE UR TIME RESPONDING IF U NEED TO SMOOCH 🤍🤍🤍 -🐶

(Adding your other ask into this one)

also: me looking at the ROPE in ur header like 👀 hello????? rope ????!!!! 🧎(oh btw i don’t think i mentioned but in case it comes up- my pronouns are they/them but i don’t mind being called a good boy😌) - 🐶

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Hello! Everything has been pretty okay recently, yeah thanks.

Yes.

I completely agree, I love humiliation and praise and meanness and softness. Just- all of it. Sadists and masochists are truly a match made in heaven. Always.

Mmm-hmm, yes yes, Steve mocking Bucky a little, making him squirm and flush red-hot, "aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha" 🤤

I mean, hey, you got it, flaunt it. If you're good you might as well be as good as you can. (Also, God, I love that word in reference to literally any sub, Obedient, I don't know why but... there's just something in how undeniably submissive it means the sub is?)

Praise or punish a sub? Eh, it depends on the mood I'm in (also possibly on the mood they put me in 😏).

Calling me sir/daddy/other title? I mean, I don't think that would bother me so sure. (But I can't promise that when I first read it I won't read it like how I read anon's calling me "king" in a jokey but affectionate way, y’know? There is something less official about it being over the internet and not in person like you mentioned).

Yes yes yes- paddles and floggers and crops. I love them. There's such beautiful, sadistic artistry to them. (I'm also half tempted to try to learn how to work with wood (that's what she said) like I work with clay and 2D art mediums so I can eventually make paddles and plugs and stuff but... that's expensive and I'm Broke™️)

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO WHEN YOU READ THIS PUPPY!

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Your eyes don't deceive you ;) It is rope.

Rope is also so good, both in artistry and in how easily it restrains whoever is tied up. And all the different ties... I wanna try all of them on a willing participant. And I'm not gonna lie, I've always wanted to tie subs up but I'm also curious about being tied up myself. It sounds appealing But I also know how much I like control and I assume the complete inability to move would freak me out some. So... we'll see.

(Good to know! Thanks for mentioning that, I'll keep that in mind, pup!)

[wolfram-kun]

Hi! I am currently trying to convince my friends why Shiho and Shinichi should end up together and I find it hard because I feel like it's just natural for two people who understand each other so well to end up together but my friends don't see what I mean. This makes me curious about others' perspective too, what is your reason for shipping them? Thanks!

I’m very sorry it took so long to answer this! Hm, let’s see…why I ship these two…

The short version is, much like you, I guess, I enjoy their interactions, and the way the anime (I’ve never read the manga entirely, just bits and pieces) shows the progression of their relationship and the nature of that relationship e.g. their complicity when solving cases, their instant synchronicity.

End of short version...

Okay, hopefully this will be the only time I have to make the tedious ShinRan vs. ShinShi/CoAi argument, I mean most people find trashing on one ship the main justification for shipping the other, well that’s not going to be me because for a good chunk of two decades I’d shipped ShinRan, and probably I still sort of do, It’s just not what I “prefer” right now.

For a good part of the first half of the series, the anime did a good job at getting me invested on that couple all on its own but as of late, even after Ep928, it feels like the main reason why those two are now an official couple is because of the ‘childhood friends-to-lovers’ trope and nothing more. I’m only speaking for myself here, but my perspective on the characters’ relationships have been changing with the years and it’s just that the inevitability of ShinRan happening despite anything and everything kind of makes it boring and takes some of my investment from it, whereas Shinichi and Shiho – the only other female character I see him getting an interest on, non-canonically speaking – have the potential to be a more interesting/challenging pair due to the unpredictable shift in their relationship’s nature, because ShinShi happening is something no one would see coming…yet upon Haibara’s introduction, the anime gives (or at least used to, anyway) little moments that could give room to "possibility".

That aside, there is a shallow reason I would like Haibara to end up with Shinichi and that’s the fact of her character being voiced by Megumi-freaking-Hayashibara! I have a tendency to like certain characters because of their voices and I’m extremely weak for Megumi’s, especially the kind of voice she provides for characters such as Haibara (another example would be Anna from the Shaman King anime, but I digress^^u). So, I’d naturally want for her whatever she may want for herself and once upon a time that used to be to get Shinichi’s attention, so to speak. I could say she wanted to get together with him but she never pondered on that specifically. It always struck me as her just wanting her feelings to be acknowledged regardless of being returned or not.

That’s my view mainly from the Haibara-angle, as for Shinichi? I really think the guy needs someone like her, that can understand him in every level. Throughout the series Haibara’s done fairly good work trying to keep him grounded, always resorting to reason when making him see the recklessness of his actions. Yet, she goes against her better judgment to aid him on situations that are beneficial only to him, despite it could have dangerous consequences for everyone else involved if he messes up.

It goes to show that although she’s apprehensive to him going briefly back to his real body, she doesn’t dismiss that which is most important to him.

On the other hand Conan has a similar effect on her when pushing her to certain actions that would result in her overcoming a certain fear.

Also, ever since the Bus Hijacking Case, Conan’s righteousness (which she  admires, btw) has gradually been rubbing off on her and become the main  force for her wanting to take control of her fate and stop running from her demons. And it is through him – and subsequently the Detective Boys – that she gets a  second chance at a normal childhood, which turns her life for the better.

On another note, their banter is always fun to watch and whenever they tease one another it brings out their mutual understanding of each other. I think what I’m trying to say, what attracts me the most about them is the level of rapport they share and how it comes effortlessly, their gazes meeting (sometimes that’s not even the case, and still they know what the other’s thinking!), or their   matching smiles.

There are also specific actions they take for the other’s sake that simply pull me in. In Shinichi’s case, I just mentioned the Bus Hijacking episode: we know the crazy lengths he’s willing to go to protect those he cares about, but none of those occasions had such an impact on me as Conan grabbing Haibara and jumping through the glass seconds before the bomb goes off...

...moreover, he rubs his own blood on to her just so she can get away as fast as possible from whom,  at the time, they didn’t know was Vermouth and ensure she was safe. I  mean, covering someone with your blood just to ensure their safety? That is HARDCORE!

The defining moment on Haibara’s part for me, would be close to the end of the 2.5 hours Special “Head-to-Head Match with the Black Organization”: Haibara’s real confrontation with Vermouth…in one of the most intricate cases yet, Vermouth is finally revealed as been posing as Dr. Araide. I still remember the first time I saw that episode and I spent the next hour taking it all in. Lots of faces were unmasked on that one, literally and metaphorically, but if there’s a moment that stops my breathing whenever I see it is Haibara getting out of the cab, freezing in terror at the sight Vermouth. She’s visibly shaking but steels herself when she sees Conan and she just runs towards him.

You could say she’s taking a reckless risk (something not unheard of for Conan), but I see it as her finally facing her greatest fear (not counting Gin here) and taking charge in doing so – not in small part due to his influence either, mind you.

Sure, her showing up foils Shinichi's efforts to capture Vermouth in the end but that wouldn’t have been the case had they previously discussed the situation. It’s her fault as much as ‘their’ fault. I’m being realistic, they may understand each other all the time, but they don’t trust each other all the time. Their relationship is not perfect and I get that, I think it gives room to growth, something for them to work on, which they would manage together if given the chance.

Still, although they may keep things from each other, I have no doubt that when push comes to shove there’s no one they would rely on more.

Most examples like these are from the movies, which may not be canon to some, but neither is CoAi/ShinShi so, my point still stands XD

My attachment to this ship is the same as an on-and-off relationship, I like them one year, I might not the next, but to me they make sense, and I just enjoy them together.

Come to think of it, as impossible as them becoming a couple is, there’s always a “something” that pulls me back in and that’s amusing to me. Considering how dull things can get sometimes in life, I simply don’t take it for granted :)

Whoah, that took a while to put together lol A while back, you thanked me for taking your question seriously, well, since you took the interest and time to even ask in the first place, I couldn’t have responded in any other way^^

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IT WAS A JOKE BUT IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY OKAY WITH DOING ALL JOYL FUCK UH OKAY, WITH RAIHAN. BUT LIKE DON'T DO THEM ALL IF YOU DON'T WANNA LIKE PICK YOUR FAVS

@ first anon: got another ask for raihan so ill do the nsfw alohabet here and the letters they asked for the fluff one 👀

@ second anon: thank you so much!!! and of course you can this is lowkey a raihan thirst blog anyway ngl sndjjdjf

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I think I've said this before but Raihan fusses over his partner after sex like crazy, getting them damp flannels to genty clean their legs, running to the kitchen to get a water bottle and an apple or smth if they're hungry. His partner is on of his top priorities and that means making sure they stay in perfect health.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Raihan's favourite part of himself are his hands! He loves how wild he can drive his partner with just a few well placed touches.

The thing he likes most of his partner is their lips, how they move when they smile, what they look like when s/o has been nibbling on them and they go red.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Raihan really likes cumming over his partner's legs and stomach, it has him groaning in pleasure every time he sees it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Gets aroused at the sight of his s/o when they're furious and lowkey wants to have angry sex with them but he keeps it to himself.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's had a couple flings here and there so he knows how to put condoms on, and how to safely stretch a person but he hasn't explored a lot of his more hardcore kinks before.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Cowgirl & Missionary: both position let him see every single expression of pleasure his partner makes which riles him up pretty easy.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Raihan is goofy serious, he's focused on making sure you enjoy whats happening but if he will make little jokes and teasing quips to lighten the mood if he notices you look nervous.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He keeps it trimmed short, mainly bc his hair is prone to knotting frequently and if you've ever had that happen to your pubic hairs you know how much that hurts fjjcjcj. And yep! His pubes are the same colour as his hair.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Raihan prioritises your happiness and comfort over pleasure and if that means chanting how much he loves you in a mantra until its the only thing you can think of then so be it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Didn't really jack off much before getting into a relationship but now that his libido has someone specific to focus on he tries to do it once a week because of how busy he is.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Biting kink! Praise, soft bondage, wearing his clothing, mirror sex.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom is his big favourite! Private and just for the two of you, plus theres a full body mirror on the closet door and being able to fuck you while watching your expression and his dick as it goes in and out of you? It kills him in the best ways.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When his parter wins a hard battle and they get a look of breathless triumph on their face, when his partner blushes so hard it goes down their neck and he wants to follow it, the sight of them in his clothes practically a mark that they're his partner and no one else's.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Public sex, or public sex videos as in sex videos posted. If it's sex videos for just him and his partner to see he doesn't mind.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Raihan prefers giving oral! He's proud of his teeth and the way they make goosebumps rise on his partners arms; he intends to graze them gently across their privates to set them on edge and he is good at it.

He's iffy on receiving oral because he would prefer to be pleasuring them but if his partner can convince him that giving him a blowjob is pleasurable to them Raihan groans and growls a lot while trying not to buck his hips into their mouth.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Raihan is rough and sensual if that makes sense fndjjfj. His thrust are rough but he always makes sure you are feeling as much pleasure as possible.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn't really like them. Thinks that they aren't intimate enough, sure the thrill of the possibility they might get caught is exciting but being unable to take his time unravelling his s/o's self control bums him out.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's up to experiment with most thing as long as you are! If it's something he isn't comfortable with though Raihan won't hesitate to tell you.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

How many rounds he can last depends directly on how long they last. The longer they are the less rounds he can do, but the longer they are the more pleasure he gives you.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He's got a couple vibrators and dildos. He likes using them on his partner but when they turn it on him he whines because he'd much rather have their hands on him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He like to tease a lot, after all the more he denies you orgasm the higher the precipe builds for you to fall over when he finally tips you over the edge.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Raihan makes a lot of noise, says it makes sure you know he's enjoying himself as much as you are. Groans, moans, growls, pants, huffs, he makes a lot of different noises depending on how you've touched him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Finds tying his partner up so fucking arousing, the trust it shows that they would give away their control to hik for however long he wants or until they safeword? It drives him insane.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Averange length but pretty thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mid to High level libido. It honestly depends on how much his s/o is comfortable with doing physically.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he's made sure you're okay and taken care of it only takes a few minutes before Raihan clocks out cuddled up next to you.

[unholy-merchant]

NSFW Alphabet:

Strife

Sorry, this took so long! It is currently finals week and I'm just trying to survive. @theimgonnapregal for helping me come up with a few of these! Anyways, Enjoy!

A = Aftercare (What are they like after)

He’s relatively lighthearted after sex and will definitely try to make you laugh as you both come down from your highs. To him laughing is the purest form of intimacy. Aside from the usual tending to his partner, He’ll make sure to clean you off and run a hot bath for you both. Strife will make you feel divine. He whispers praise into your ear as he holds you close to him, stroking your forearm lightly, kissing all your sore spots.

B = Body Part (Their Favorite body part of theirs and their partners)

We all know Strife is an ass man. But no seriously this man cannot resist your ass. Especially when it's bouncing on his cock. He tends to grab it often whether it be in public or in private. Loves the little noises you make when he pinches it and your blushing face after. He likes how it molds perfectly into his hands. Just like your ass, he loves his hands. With them he can make you crumble before him, begging him for more and he adores it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with their seed)

Hot, Long, and sticky strands. You know he’s close when he gets quiet, growling seductively into your ear. He likes to cum onto your back or into your mouth. Getting an amazing view of his hot substance dripping down either your chin or ass. As for the amount? Oh, honey. I wouldn't say it a lot but if your sucking him don't expect to swallow it all.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty Self Explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wouldn’t mind if he fucked you while you wore his helmet. Or if you sucked him off while he sat on Samaels throne. He thinks it would be hilarious to defile Samaels throne more than it already is. But at the same time, he would never want to put you in danger nor take you to hell. Plus he knows the Red bastard (Not War) is on there 24/7.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

Strife has a good amount of experience. Especially since he's the most “human” of the four. He knows enough to tease you before giving you what you want. Knows what you want and will definitely give it to you. He’s very in tune with his partner's desires. He definitely is the second biggest tease out of his siblings. We all know whose the first ;)

F = Favorite Position (What position they like to see ya in)

As I said before he's an ass man so therefore would want a perfect view of your ass. Doggy style is his go-to, especially for the rougher sessions. He's also partial to reverse cowgirl or regular cowgirl.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment or are they more humorous?)

Ok, we all know he likes to make a lot of jokes but when it comes to making love, he's a bit more serious only cracking a few jokes here and there jokes if you're nervous. He wants to ease the tension. Wants to make sure you're comfortable. He seems like the type to put an emphasize on fun during sex but not to the point where it's obnoxious.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the Carpet match the drapes?)

The carpets indeed match his drapes. Surprisingly well-groomed. He makes sure to groom himself from time to time. Even with his schedule. He wouldn't want you to struggle with an unmanageable jungle. No one wants that it's gross.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

I think Strife can be very romantic when he wants to be, in his own way. He strikes me as someone who's more in touch with the tender side of human emotions so he wouldn't have trouble with romantic gestures or sweet words towards you. Like, he's not super sappy but there's a more open truth about his adoration for you. Expect lingering touches on your body.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He’ll only do it when the mood strikes him other than that he won't do it often. But when the mood does strike he goes to town. His mind is dirty, let's be honest. He's probably thinking of you doing something really kinky or sexy. Will be a panting mess. Moaning your name into his sheets or quietly into his scarf as he pumps himself.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Strife definitely has a helmet kink and you cannot change my mind. Will fuck you in a heartbeat if he came home and saw you lying seductively with his helmet on.

L = Location (Favorite place to do they do)

Aside from your shared bedroom, I think the shower would be his favorite place to have sex. Pressed tightly together in a small space. Hot water running down your bodies as he pushes you closer to him. Mouths kissing each other in roaring heat. It's Steamy and he loves it.

M = Motivation (What gets them going?)

When his Love uses a gun just like he taught you too. He just can't help how beautiful you look while wielding a gun. That and the hot glances you give him, the ones full of pure love and adoration. The ones that make him feel human.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do/turn-offs)

WILL NOT for the love of the Creator hurt you. Never accidentally or intentionally. So please never suggest something that will put you in harm's way. He doesn't find it sexy or appealing when someone belittles him either. He doesn't mind dirty talk but do insult him.

O = Oral (Preferences in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Most likely will give rather than receive. He wants to watch you crumble under his tongue. Begging as he takes long soft strokes against your core. Lapping at your sweet honey. Receiving is a whole other thing. Pulls slightly at your hair when you suck him off. Your tongue curling around his length as you take him in. Lips soft and gentle around his cock. It's one of his fave things to watch.

P = Pace (Fast and Rough or Slow and Sensual?)

Strife would base his pace on his partner's preferences/strengths. Especially if your human. Slow and Sensual is his default. He wants to savor the moment. Wants to hold you close to him. Feel everything you have to offer to him. He loves you, you're his entire world and he just wants to bask in your love. The only time he will be rough with you is if you ask. Other than that expect some sweet and gentle loving.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies than then proper sex, how often?)

He's a very busy man so Quickies are always great for him. Course he always prefers taking his time. It's just really convenient for him. Especially when he has to go on a mission and the both of you need to release some stress. Quickies happen more than proper sex because of his schedule. But when he does have the time he’ll make sure to love you fully.

R = Risk (Are the game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

Absolutely! The risk of getting caught is something he thrives off of. It's exhilarating to him. If you're down to experiment then so is he. And it's more than just locations that he wants to experiment with. It's also positions. See what sticks and what doesn't.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long can they last?)

Well, I believe he can go for a really long time. He's a Nephilim after all, so he can go for longer than the average sexual partner. He can go as long as you want. But remember this man and only go so far, he needs breaks too.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them on their partners or themselves?)

With him having such a familiarity around humans, he knows about a lot of sex toys. Will use them on you often, just to hear you beg and moan before going in himself.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease?)

If I didn't say before in saying it again. Second. Biggest. TEASE. He’ll trace his fingers up your thigh. Leaves a trail of kisses from your chest to your abdomen. Will thumb your inner thigh for a bit before moving lower to your core. He knows what he's doing and will have you begging.

V = Volume (How loud are they, what sounds do they make?)

His volume is not what'd you'd expect it to be. Strife makes soft groans and breathless chuckles as he makes love. Rougher sessions are when he tends to be a bit more vocal. Moaning your name over and over as he reaches his high.

W = Wildcard (Get a random headcanon)

You once made him a necklace from one of the bullets from his gun. It has a small engraving of his name on it. You gifted it to him as a small thank you for saving your life. So whenever he misses you he pulls out the necklace from beneath his scarf. I couldn't think of a good Nsfw headcanon.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's in those pants!)

Strife is confident in his abilities so you best believe he's also confident in this area too. His length is 6 and a half.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I see him as someone with a moderate sex drive. Not too low nor very high. It's manageable. He's usually busy preserving Balance and I guess that's affected his sex life a little bit.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward?)

He'll fall asleep right after you've fallen asleep. right after he's made sure that you're ok and that you've been well taken care of. Strife is very soft with you, his heartbeat lulling you into a peaceful sleep. Will listen as your breathing slows down and when it does he knows your asleep. Holds you tightly to his chest, savoring you being in his arms for a bit before falling asleep on his own.

[michaelneedssomefics]

Haloween

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Word count: 2k+

Warnings: Smut, cursing, tiny bit of angst.

A/N: This is the first fic I've ever written, so please leave your opinion! Also you're more than welcome to send asks and requests :) I kinda want to try head cannons aswell.

You and Peter have been dating for the past couple of months, and you've went as far as sex before, both of you took each other's virginity and kept the sex pretty much vanilla.

It's October and Halloween parties are happening almost every night, both you and Peter knew about them and were invited to them, but Peter isn't really into the whole "partiying" idea and you'd rather spend the night with him if you were already free.

You were shopping for your costume for the Halloween dance when your eye suddenly cought a bright red on one of the racks. You walked towards it and saw it was a Victoria Secret angel costume. It had red stockings, attached to a full body red silk lingerie, a matching robe and white wings. 'Why not just try it on?' You thought to yourself. You took your size and went to the dressing room, tried it on (boy was it hard to get everything into the right holes) you looked at yourself in the mirror and damn you looked stunning. Your boobs were so complemented by this outfit, same goes for your ass. The robe ended barely after your ass, not really trying to hide it.

You would never even think about going like this out in public though, let alone a school dance. But then this idea popped in your head... you've been seeing these youtube videos of girls pranking their boyfriends, wearing scandalous costumes and telling them they’re heading out to a party, to see their boyfriends reaction. A smirk appeared on your face at the thought. You took the costume off, went ahead and paid for it and headed back to you place, too excited about the idea to wait.

When you got home you texted Peter, 'Hey, wanna see u, come over pls? xx'. A few minutes later you heard your phone ping, and saw a message from Peter saying 'sure angel, I'll be there in about 10'. You giggled at the irony of the nickname. 'Oh I'll show you angel' you thought.

After Peter arrived you two watched a horror movie, cuddling each other with a blanket wrapped around the both of you. You both didn't really watch the movie, more talking with each other, and you subtly changed the subject to Halloween, to try and bring up the party subject. "Oh, I was invited to this party tonight and I think I'm gonna go, do you want to come with me?" You asked him, knowing he's not into the whole party idea. "No, I don't really want to, but you have fun". Goody goody.

It was now around 6pm so you excused yourself, saying you need to go get ready. Peter followed you to you bedroom, and laid on the bed, scrolling through his phone while talking with you through your attached bathroom while you were styling your hair and doing your make up. You decided to go with simple waves, leaving your hair down. You did some of your make up as light as you could, so the attention would be all on the outfit. You closed the bathroom door so Peter won't see the outfit before it's on you, the action making him a bit confused since it's nothing he hasn't seen before, but he pushed the thought away, thinking nothing of it.

You were standing in front of the mirror with the full outfit, wings and everything, the robe closed. 'Pete would know I would never go out with something like this' you thought. 'Well, there goes nothing' . You open the bathroom door, walking casually to the full length mirror, as if everything is normal.

Peter was just... staring. 'Wtf?' He thought. Is this really what you're gonna wear to the party? You went over to your shoe rack, picking black high heels. You went over to sit next to peter on the end of the bed, putting on your shoes.

Peter was immediately standing, looking at you suspiciously. You put on the most innocent face you could, looking at him through your eyelashes, "What's wrong?" You asked. He open and closed his mouth, not knowing what to say. Is this ok of him to not want you to go out like this? Since when do you even go out like this? Let alone buy outfits like that one? "You're... you're pranking me or something right? You'd never go out like this". Shit. You knew he knows you too well. "What do you mean 'like this'?" You tried to sound irritated. "I, I mean wearing next to nothing. Are you really going to a party wearing lingerie??" He said in disbelief. Were you really that oblivious? " uh, yea. I'm a Victoria Secret angel, it's the outfit." You said bluntly.

Peter shook his head. "You're, you're not going like that! Are your parents really allowing this??". "My parents are out of town until tomorrow night, they don't need to worry about what I'm wearing. What, were you gonna nark on me or something? Who are you to decide what I wear and to where I wear it?" You said, both of you knew your parents would never allow this, putting aside the fact you would never go out like this. "(Y/N), just thinking about all the guys that would stare at you makes me worried sick! What if one of them tries touching you? I'm not letting that happen!" He says. "Then come with me if you're so worried about a guy staring!" You said, knowing fully well how he hates parties. "No, you know I'm uncomfortable with going to these kind of things (Y/N)" he says quietly. "Then it's your problem, not mine." You copy his tone. "(Y/N) how could you possibly think going out in fucking underwear to a party is ok?!" He half yells, "it's the same as going to the beach in a bathing suit Peter! Besides, I'm wearing a robe, no one will see anything!". "Come on a napkin would cover more then that robe! (Y/N) don't you get me?? I'm gonna be worried to death if you go out like this! No way am I letting any guy a chance to eye fuck you and those fuckers might do more than just looking at you!" He was yelling a lot at this point, and you've never seen Peter this angry and frustrated, and this would also technically be your first big fight, so you decided to stop before things get out of hand.

"Okay okay babe, I was just messing around, I'm not really going anywhere, no one's going to eye fuck me". You said calmly, cupping his cheeks with your hands and looking into his eyes trying to get him to relax. You could see Peter's disbelief at first, eyebrows shooting up, lips lightly parted, and a second later his eyebrows furrowed, his jaw clenched. "Pete-" he didnt let you finish, crashing his lips on yours, kissing you roughly, you gasped in surprise which gave him the chance to slip his tongue into your mouth, you kissing him back immediately after, you tongues fighting for dominance, you lost.

After a few minutes of one of the most passionate kisses you've shared with Peter, you both parted in need of air but peter quickly took off his shirt, then your whole outfit at the same speed, almost ripping your costume in the process, leaving you in nothing.

He picked you up and threw you on the bed, his eyes were so dark, and all you could do was stare at his bare abdomen, never failing to mesmorise you, but your focus was brought back to Peter's eyes as he started talking, "no one gets to see you wearing something like that other than me." He said while taking off his pants, leaving himself in nothing but boxers who left nothing to the imagination, his cock strained against the fabric. You felt yourself getting wet, he was so sexy when he was angry with you. You crawled towards him slowly, reaching up to rub his length through the boxers, pulling out a groan from him.

"Yes, right, no one gets to see me like this other than you baby. Let me make it up to you, make you feel real good", you said, slowly taking off his boxers. Finally, he steps out of his boxers, leaving you face to face with his fully erect cock, his tip a red as angry as he was, a tiny bit of pre cum leaking. You kissed the base, lightly biting and then soothing with your tongue. You then licked excruciatingly slow from the base to the tip, Peter moaning, you start sucking hus tip, each time you bring in you mouth more and more, swirling your tongue around. "Fuck" Peter says breathlessly. He reaches up to your hair, tugging it making you moan, the vibration sending more pleasure to him. You stop your movements suddenly, his cock still halfway inside you mouth, looking up at him, blinking innocently. He's confused at first, then realizing what you're implying he hold your head in place with both of his hands, and slowly starts thrusting into your mouth. He then speeds up, thrusting a little deeper, his head thrown back, moans and curses coming out of his mouth. "Fuck, feels so good, you're never going out like that, fuck, that ass is mine" you hum in agreement, the vibration almost sending him over the edge so he pulls out immediately, a string a saliva hanging from his tip to your tongue.

"Please tell me you're on the pill". He says, pushing you on your back, starting to circle your clit with his thumb while leaning over you with his other arm, "yes, yes, I am, shit" you moan, "good because I wanna cum inside you". He kisses you roughly, spreading your lips with his fingers, "you're so wet, just for me, tell me, would anyone else be able to get you this wet by just sucking their dick?" He asks, kissing your jaw, then your neck right where your sweet spot is. "N-no pete only y-you make me feel like this" you choke out, moaning so loud, you just want him inside you already. "That's right, only I can." He says suddenly flipping you on your stomach making you squeal. He grabs your hips pulling you up, kneading your ass with one hand and the other guiding his cock to your entrance. He slowly fills you up, both of you moaning loudly. Once he's fully in he let's you stretch out a bit, leaning over leaving marks on your shoulders.

Once you're stretched enough you wiggle your ass a bit, looking at him over your shoulder, saying seductively, "please, fuck me". And that's it for him. He pulls almost all the way out, thrusting back in quickly, he kept going like that, making you moan so loud you grabbed a pillow and buried you face in it to muffle your moans. After a while he snakes an arm around your waist pulling you up so his chest is to your back, while still thrusting faster and deeper he circles your clit with his other hands' finger, and you were screaming his name. "fuck (Y/N), gonna cum, gonna cum in that tight pussy, because it's mine, no one else's. Cum with me babe, come on". And that was it, your eyes rolling so far you saw stars, you were tightening around his cock, making him cum too, his thrusts sloppy as you both road out your highs, and you felt his cum dripping down your thighs.

He pulled out, you dropped on your stomach, breathless, and turned on your back to see peter walking over to the bathroom, coming back with a warm cloth, he gently cleaned you up, then him self, then threw the cloth on the floor and plopped down beside you on his back, and you snuggled up to him, his arm pulling you closer by your waist.

Damn. Peter has a whole other side of him you need to explore.

"You didn't... you wouldn't..." Peter tried to say, not finding the right words, "no Pete, I wouldn't, only you get to see these parts of me.", you said and he chuckled lightly, kissing your temple and pulling you closer, both of you exhausted, falling asleep almost immediately wrapped in each other's arms.

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Good time, it's very nice to know you exist 🍵🛶🏰🪔🍯🍯🍯 I'm 18, T, libra sun, leo moon, cap ris. if u could help, that'd be a big thank you

recently I've been feeling kinda shut off from any type of spirituality, universe, can't trust my own mind because i don't want to make things up and go with a lie, not imagination play - a terrible lie to oneself. so, i can only trust others. been asking for a clear sign that i wouldn't doubt for as long as i can remember, and nothing... am i tryna knock on the door that wasn't meant for me? then i don't understand anything. i feel left out of my own life. i try pulling out any advice, but then, my intuition may be just wishful thinking. nothing i ever do comes as i intend. I've let go of logic, of expectations, but it feels like a one way communication. can't remember dreams. locked out of everything and losing hope. i don't think it's a wall i made. i don't want to make up a voice in my head, it is my biggest fear, i want to actually hear one.

so, one question - why am i being unanswered?

pun unintended

thank you in advance, you're very kind.

have a wonderful weekend, and every weekend some good news

Hey Friend =) I truly hope other people see this ask too because I think your ask is very important.  so I hope you don’t mind that I kind of get personal with you.  Truth be told,  I’ve been feeling the exact same way recently.  it’s happened when I was first starting out with the Craft -as I like to call it -  and it happens from time to time.  even now.  these past two weeks have been a wreck for me and it really feels like I haven’t been heard by the universe.  No, not heard.  I’ve been heard.  but to me, it feels like I’ve been deemed unworthy.   

And especially with divination,  reading for myself has always been wrong.  which is why I no longer trust reading for myself.  and I don’t particularly trust it when people say they read for themselves. because too me, how do you know you’re not lying to yourself? I always, always tell people to be careful because the universe can and WILL tell you what you want to hear.  it’s hard approaching divination with a very unbiased, neutral head.  and it’s kind of why I’ve fought some people over their readings.  people only ever project to others and to the univeres what they want. so if I or you were to tell them otherwise, it’s wrong. 

So you’re right to take a step back if it doesn’t feel right to you.  and here’s where I’m going to start contradicting myself a little bit here.  You need to start trusting yourself.  fully, undoubtedly and ruthlessly.  trust yourself so much that people almost think you’re full of arrogance.  and that’s the key word, almost. Be open minded enough to new ideas and to change the way you think of things.  but always, always trust yourself to know what is best for you. Only YOU are going to know the best route to take for yourself. 

I started being answered when I started trusting the guidance that was coming in for me.  I started to notice the little signs at first.  Notice any repeating numbers?  colors?  any certain phrases you hear too often? read too often?  is there an animal or group of animals that tend to show up at odd places?  slowly start to take notice of these things.   Also,  truly dig deep into what you believe in.  if you want to get into spirituality,  ask yourself why. what is it that you believe that matches that.   I got into it because I felt so alone in a church and no one was listening.  and for awhile, I was thrown in circles the minute I opened myself up to the universe.  but instead of blocking it out,  I kept pushing.  I kept trying to see the pattern, and I kept trying to change it. 

and that could be what’s happening for you.  I know you said that you think it’s not a wall you built. but darling, it is.   I think it comes from a fear you’re not ready to recognize yet.   it could be the fear of the unknown, it could be a fear of failure,  but you’ve built a wall.  

Spirituality is made for everyone.   It’s okay to have blocks,  to doubt your abilities and be unsure of whether or not the universe actually hears you.  the universe brought you to me.  so obviously it hears you.  =) 

but you cannot hear it and I think that’s what needs to change.  

So let me give you some advice on what I do when I begin to feel these blocks. like I have been recently. 

1. I pray to my gods.  you don’t have to be into worshiping gods.  you can simply pray to the universe like I did and still do from time to time.  You’ll know it’s listening when you feel the warmth of the sun, and the gentle breeze of the wind.  perhaps you’ll see an animal or two ;) my sister is a good example of this, she sees dogs everywhere when she’s looking for a sign from the universe lol.  2. I turn to divination.  My readings for myself may not be true but it’s good practice.  I also turn to other forms to try to grow in those skills as well.  Runes, bindrunes, automatic writing,  etc there’s SO MANY divination techniques.  tarot may not be your thing but scrying might be.  look around and see what fits.

3. I play hertz music.  I find that music really helps me out lol.  hertz is juts frequency waves set to a certain wave length so parts of ... our... ... so like our energy can pick up on it.  there’s a better explanation for it but for me, it really helps lol  4. I keep pushing.  even when it feels like I’m not being answered, and sometimes you won’t be answered. that’s the thing.  the universe wants you to better yourself. and to grow.  and sometimes that means trusting yourself to know where to go because it won’t give you an answer.  be brave, and go forward. 

I’ll go more into what I want you to do, but let me pull out your cards first so you finally have a reading lolol.  

So for you I pulled the Lovers, Strength, The Sun and the Knight of Pentacles. with the Ace of Cups as the overall energy. 

so it’s really what I’ve been saying lol.  The knight of pentacles here is telling me to move slowly.  it’s okay that things don’t make sense to you right off the bat.  Patience is a virtue here.   Going into your craft, your practice,  it’s okay to question things.  spirituality is a lot different than most religions so coming from a different place and settling into a new one can be tough.  it requires a lot of change.  and that tends to scare some people.  Ya know?  we’re all so used to hearing different things -mostly bad-  about sprituality and how it’s all “fake”  but darling,  dipping your toes in and slowly breaking the surface is how everyone starts out.  Once you get comfortable with the idea and with your own intuition the fun will begin. 

Next you have the Lovers, Strength and the Sun.  This is telling me you need to let yourself love.  bring courage and strength into this.  It’s going to take you loving yourself,  being confident in yourself and going forth even if it seems fake.  does that make sense?  You might have a mental illness. I’ve got some strong anxiety that borders on paranoia.   Okay,  but in my heart of hearts I knew this was the call for me because I’ve seen too much shit to not believe spirituality wasn’t my path.  so I forced myself to be more confident in my abilities.  I forced myself to be open to the universe even if it felt like I was talking to a wall.  I forced myself to sit down and learn divination and kept a dream journal even if most nights there was nothing but darkness.

and you need to bring that to yourself.  if you are serious about this,  learn to open yourself to the universe.  In the beginning I had to lie to myself.  it’s just what it is.  but the more I connected to the universe,  and the more I began to trust my intuition,  the more the lying ceased to happen.  because suddenly it was true.  suddenly those signs told me I was on the right path.  and suddenly everything I was studying made sense.  given time it will make sense for you as well. 

People, including me,  are telling you what you already know.  You just don’t trust yourself to hold onto those words.  you don’t trust yourself enough to put that same love into you and out into the universe.  and maybe you’re afraid of getting hurt.  being vulnerable to the universe does mean that sometimes we go through rough patches.  we have to break old cycles for new ones to begin. but much like the Lovers,  once you make that choice to love and be loved,  you will shine. 

The ace of cups tells me there is something new coming for you.  but you have to choose to let it happen okay?  you have to stop thinking you’re not good enough and that you’re not being heard.  because you are... because you’re here talking to me ;)   the universe wouldn’t have sent you to me if that wasn’t the case.  and I think a part of you knows that. 

so here’s what I want you to do.  Take the first steps.  Start keeping a dream journal.  the only way we as humans can recall our dreams is if we’re actively thinking of them when we first wake up.  that means no media ;)  lay there and think about what you dreamed.  Like last night I had a dream I set the house on fire and was crying that I lost a textbook.  idk, it was weird lol.  dreams don’t have to make sense.   write them down.  keep a glass of water by your bed. for some reason it helps. 

If you’re gonna sit there and tell me but you’ve tried everything, try again ;) try it from a new perspective.  instead of going in all “this is going to fail”  think of it as “this has already worked once and I’m doing it again to better myself”  

let your confidence shine.  I had to lie to myself everyday until I finally believed I was a decent human being.  I still struggle with it but damn have I gotten noticed by more people who tell me that I literally shine like the sun.  people notice your changes.  some of us just won’t say it ;) that being said, be prepared to fight for your beliefs. 

Learn what your beliefs are. Learn to defend them.  because the universe does not take this journey lightly.  the minute you start to doubt that you’re ever made for this, is going to be the second it closes on you until you force yourself to try again.  much like how we’re both in this spot now ;) trust and KNOW that the universe wants what is best for you.  

Tap into your higher self and your shadow self.  work on what needs to be healed and what your higher self wants for you to do.  this could literally be anything from getting therapy, to doing art, to listening to music, to talking to people who have hurt you.  like it’s endless but it helps.  

Lastly,  understand that these things take time.  You have some major energy wanting to work with you.  you need to start trusting yourself more, and letting down that wall. you built it, you can destroy it.  

I don’t hear a voice telling me which way to go.  I get feelings.  very strong ones.  that I’ve had to learn are different from my anxiety.  In the beginning that meant I had to pretend to ignore the feeling to see what the reaction would be.  when something happened and I knew it was going to happen,  I knew what I had felt was my intuition. 

Learn to recognize what is your instinct and what is your intuition. my instinct is that my hands get a little shaky and I can’t stop moving around.  my intuition keeps me still.  it’s quick and alert.  for you it could be something different.  you might actually hear a voice.  

I’m willing to work with you if you want me to.  I’ve been in that exact same situation and form time to time I feel the same way.  it’s never about the destination, it’s always the journey.

You’ve got this.  You know you do.  break down the wall,  and come join us ;) I hope this helps sorry for the long.... long post lmao If you ever need anything, please reach out =) 

[sanshine]

DFJGLKJFGK YES THOSE GARGOYLES BELOVED I TOO RAGE QUIT ON THE GARGOYLE DUO </3 i've never felt more betrayed in my life than when i got halfway thru the first one only for the second to quite literally drop on my skull 😭 only for that same thing to happen so many times i was like im LEAVING 😭😭 im so glad for the subtle guiding they give in elden ring bc YEAH AGAIN WITHOUT GUIDANCE I SKIPPED THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN STOP ME IN DS1 😭

im shocked that it's new players who have trouble with the timing on margit and other enemies tbh :o after playing the other games i'd say it was a hard learning curve for me bc i was used to the pretty constant and QUICK attack timings from the previous games, at least in ds3 and bloodborne! margit broke me out of that but the timing initially was a curveball for me since i was used to shorter attack lengths </3 but now that i think about it i think my biggest struggle when trying ds2 was that the attack timings were so insanely different from the first game that i just had the worst time of my life lkdjfslkddjf something FS loves to do is throw learning curve bosses at you and i'd say that's kinda was margit felt like! kinda like them teaching you the mechanics in full and showing off the timings for you to observe and learn while not being overly aggressive it felt like a good balance to me <3

im hearing that about radahn too? i did him before the patch myself and again i think i just got super lucky bc he was rather slow and didn't do many big attacks for me so i had lots of opportunity and was a bit overleveled for him 😭 i think a majority of my struggles with bosses so far have simply been me going in underleveled so the attacks are far more punishing :') don't worry the real damn challenge will def come! i hear malenia is FARRRR worse than him and they don't have any plans on patching her so LDKSFJK eek <3

it's funny you mention looking for the dectus medallions bc i literally JUST found my second half when i played earlier tonight i was like omg?! i forgot about u!? the carian study hall omg yes i really love that place!! i think they did so well with all the scenery and landscapes like it's so nutty to me that they put SO much detail into every single place like they all feel so nice and unique except for some enemies lkfjslfkd i've been going on another run through caelid bc i kinda beelined for radahn and did nothing else but! i just beat rykard! altho i beat the two bosses in leyndell before doing that bc i did it out of order slkfjsl so technically i have to go to another lift i think it's called rold?? but then i have another other one so right now i have 3 halves of 3 separate medallions but just got my other half for dectus so i guess im going there first 😭

if im honest im still quite lost about the actual story bc some dude is telling me that golden order good, then another lady is saying they're bad, then another is telling me to burn everything, then some other guy is telling me they're all wrong and im just very like WHO IS RIGHT!! what i've gathered so far is that the two fingers (whoever that is i think it's a god??) wants someone to collect the shards of the elden ring but all the current holders of the shards don't want to give their pieces up to each other and they refuse to fight each other as well? except malenia and radahn fought but apparently both lost and neither lost their shard? once i went through leyndell and got to the final boss in that area they unleashed a whole new flurry of information that made things more confusing to me tho 😭

but gosh yes the TOWER <3 im so in love with the towers that one and there's another that matches it but i can't remember the name ?? it's so hard to find info on lore and backstory right now im guessing since everything is still so new <//3 but right now im exploring this rather creepy area called sellia town of sorcery and it's very dark and spooky but sooo ATMOSPHERIC!!! i swear they do atmospheres and areas so incredibly well then they have great soundtracks and boss design and cool cutscenes just ahhhhh so much cool stuff to be seen and explored!! thankfully,,,i haven't had to face the godskin duo yet bc i quite literally will want to rip my hair out im CERTAIN!! im actually dreading them so awfully much im putting them off as long as humanly possible lkjfSLKDLKSF one of them was actually fallingstar beast? but then they patched him so he does less damage now so he's so much less difficult im telling you i was level 90 and this dude was oneshotting me CONSTANTLY before the patch 😭 then the other was fia's champions which gave me hell bc i really suck at pvp in FS games and that whole fight hinges on your ability to do pvp fighting but with npcs and yea i hurt a lot there <3 didn't do myself any favors by going there severely underleveled either 😭

the online messages are so fun and lovely i agree it's such a nice thing to have and while a majority are of course people being funny there are many that are so helpful about warnings and guiding you when you're lost it's so nice 😭😭😭

biba my BELOVED SLKGFJFKLFJLKD i have seen, i have perceived, i have GAZED UPON HIS 2019 TRAILER IMMENSELY! didn't even need to see his face to fall in love im already falling over backwards for him without even seeing his face it's fine it's fine everything is fine !!!

uwu im glad we can discuss it hehe i've been talking my friends' ears off about it while they have absolutely NO clue what im talking about just the quietly supporting me while i RAVE SKLJDDFLKSDJFLKSDF im so glad we can bond over it beloved and im especially glad that you're having fun with it too 🥺🥺🥺🥺

HBDSVHBDSHVB FELT THAT LMAO for the gargoyle duo in elden ring there is a cheese strat where you can make them fall off the map bc there's a cliff to your right when you enter the arena hsdbvhsdb ITS SO DIFFICULT TO PULL OFF THO????????? LIKE I REALLY TRIED!!!!! BECAUSE I WANNA GET THAT FIGHT OVER WITH!!!!!!! DSHVBSHDVB but it didnt work their AI pathing is too smart to make them launch themselves over the edge sfhvbshd I ENDED UP FALLING MYSELF MORE THAN ACTUALLY BEING KILLED BY THE GARGOYLE LMAO but also now im level idk 85 so im gonna pay them a visit today and hopefully finish them off today djbvhsdbv I WANNA FIGHT ASTEL ALREADY!!!

also yes it is so easy to not know where to go or what to do in ds1????? like the literally spawns you and is like "go do things and try surviving :)" DSHVBSHDVB i made one of my closest friends play it as well when i first started and he's already really far (partially bc he doesnt get distracted by elden ring oops) and helps me guide through the game bc its so easy to get lost dhvbsdvhb i wanted my playthrough to be 100% blind bc i know nothing about the game and i wanted to keep it that way but i dont think thats even possible with DS games jhsdvbsbhdvb

margit is an evil little b (affectionate) with his slow ass attacks sdhvbdbhsbdv i think anyone who has experience with dodging attacks right when the enemy raises its weapon struggles like you said, its such an evil mechanic but i love it shdvbhsdbv FS DEVS REALLY JUST WANT THEIR FANBASE TO SUFFER WITH EVERY NEW RELEASE AND SOMEHOW EVERYONE OF US ENJOYS IT!!! SHDVBHDVB

radahn seems to be super easy if you just let the summons do all the work for you hdshbvshdb but then thats boring :/// but yeah luck is a huge factor in this game VDBDVHBSHD a lot of the times you're doing well and you KNOW you can defeat a boss with a bit of luck so you just keep trying until luck is on your side and then its time for victory gesture!! djsvbhsdv BUT ALSO YES THE UNDERLEVELED ISSUE IS SO ANNOYING MAN i legit farmed runes for an hour or two yesterday and got myself to level 85 for the pos draconian tree sentinel right before the leydnell capital sdhvbshbdv I REFUSED TO LET HIM LIVE so me and my mimic boi screwed him up uwu dsvbhsdbv BUT MALENIA....... I KNOW....... HER DAYS ARE NUMBERED SHVBHDSBV i saw people say she's the hardest boss of every souls game combined??? and i did watch people figt her so i know what to expect its just... not looking forward to that sdvbhsdvb IT IS POSSIBLE THO!!! just gonna take us ages jhdsvbhbds here have a meme

anyway....... HSBVHSDBV

hdbhsdbvh YEAH I ENDED UP LOOKING UP WHERE THE RIGHT HALF IS BC I REALLY WANTED TO PROGRESS turns out its in a fort in caelid....... no wonder i didnt find it im avoiding caelid as much as i can <3 HSDVHSDB oh rykard!!! i dont know what he looks like or what he does or what he's like but he has a cool soundtrack!!! HBSHVBS and yes there is another lift, i ended up finding one piece of the medallion by accident lmao but yeah GOOD LUCK!!! the dectus lift brings you to a really cool place (which you probably found out by now hvsbshdvb) with some happy dancing ladies it'd be such a lovely place IF IT WERENT SO DEADLY SDVBSDVBSHD <333

BVBSDVBSDBVHDSB MOOD!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS SO CONFUSING!!!! but man now youre giving me motivation to go through leyndell im curious about the story and also curious about the bosses here hsbvhsdb I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM NOW ON I ONLY KNOW I FIGHT GODFREY BEFORE RADAGON BUT OTHER THAN THAT I FORGOT EVERYTHING AND IM SO HAPPY TO FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN SDHBVHSDBV also leyndell gotta be my favorite area of the game so far, it's so damn cool and majestic????? the soundtrack is lovely too <3

OH SELLIA TOWN OF SORCERY I KNOW WHICH ONE THAT IS!!!! ive also been avoiding that one bc im scared JHSBVHDSBV but maybe now that im level 85 hmmmm...... i bet theres a bunch of useful items in there so i really shoud but then again caelid 😭😭😭😭 LMAOOOO I FELT THAT GODSKIN DUO DESPAIR DSHVBHSD i fought both of them individually by now but when they're together..... yeah no.. SDVBSHDB and im dreading the same way about the beast clergyman fight, fk that one for real sdvhsdbvhsd fallingstar beast.... that sounds so familiar but i cant remember now???? LEVEL 90 AND STILL GETTING ONE SHOT------ actually im really curious about your build tho sdhvbsvd mind sending a screenshot? dshhvbsdh YOU CAN INCLUDE YOUR CHARACTER TOO IM JUST CURIOUS <3 dsvhdvb im not doing pvp yet and idk if im gonna bc i dont have PSN (i really dont need it lol) so idk if im ever gonna get it dsbvshb but pvps are scary by default so i feel you shdbvhd

LMAOOOO YES HE IS A LOT IN THAT TRAILER DAMN!!!!!!!! JDVHSDVB like ok i already found him really damn hot IN GAME and he's like half empty there HDSBVHBSD but then one day youtube recommended me the trailer from 2019 and i thought it'd be interesting to see how the game ended up turning out BUT ONLY GOT LEFT DROOLING!!! SDHBVHDSBVHSDB im glad they included some eye candy for the female audience too because usually you only see hot women in games (which... i really dont mind...) and men are usually either scarred or badass in some other non-hot way (like radahn jsdhbvhsdb) BUT RADAGON.................. he can have me or something 🙄🙄 (speaking of which poor rennala no wonder she got so heartbroken when he left her JHBDSVHBSDH)

IM REALLY GLAD TOO <333333333 to exchange wall of texts about elden ring with you sdhvbhsdbvhbsd its really nice 🥺🥺