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cup-o-stars · 4 months ago

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Old art of these dummies

#one piece #fanart #sanji #roronoa zoro #zoro #don't come at me for the cigarette #instead ask why he canonically did that

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itsmissing · 2 years ago

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a very self-indulgent comic starring two of my funny wizard OCs. turns out making comics is super hard!

#wizards #wizardposting #comic #my art #my ocs #Persy #Capella #i've never done a comic before i think #it's real fun but also gosh it really highlights how little i know about the process #but also who care this is for me #also don't take this as tacit endorsement of smoking #i don't smoke and i had to ask people where the smoke comes from after you light the cigarette #mages

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m-aremagnum · 4 months ago

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#cigarette case #hozier #nobody #wasteland baby #ana says stuff #this was a very thoughtful friendship day gift :)#don't come at me for the hozier song i like him

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dreamlogic · 2 months ago

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got a good grade at the dentist today against all odds 😇 it's been uuuhhhh 8 years since my last check-up (i know, i know, i have a final boss-sized mental block against dental care), but i have NO new cavities, only a tiny bit of gum recession, and LESS gum inflammation than my last visit! all i need is a basic cleaning, to have a couple existing fillings touched up, and to be fitted for a night guard. the hygienist said she was "surprised and impressed" that my mouth was so healthy, which the dentist herself attributed to "very good home care." 😌😏

#ctxt #normal to want & possible to achieve. if you're me #E has been bugging me to go to the dentist for like 2 years so now i can finally be like #SEE I WENT AND MY MOUTH IS BASICALLY FINE ARE U PROUD OF ME U SHOULD BE PROUD #(she is)#my dad has No Teeth now after a lifetime of horrifying dental problems & it was one of those things where #like growing up watching both of my parents smoke cigarettes & have chronic shitty coughs & try/fail to quit repeatedly #something formative in my Self clicked firmly into the “no thanks! i will take every possible measure to avoid that fate!”#when it comes to taking care of my teeth. the professional care is extremely long overdue but i brush & floss meticulously #and it's paid off in a big way it seems!!! could've been so much worse. i was bracing for them to discover all sorts of new decay & gum shi #and from here on out i will schedule my next cleaning before leaving the office after my upcoming cleaning so i don't lapse #i truly hate going to the dentist so much so this is gonna have to be one of those 'set & forget' things if i'm gonna build good habits

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sloane-kdramas · 3 months ago

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We're bringing back smoking to kdramas?

Good!

For storytelling. They're portraying adults being... adults.

#no gain no love #don't come at me if they can show murders and cheating with no problem they can show a cigarette #but don't smoke guys it's destroying the dna #do drugs instead #kdrama #shin min ah

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antisocialxconstruct · 2 years ago

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I just liked this shot from this dumb thing and wanted to make it into an actual piece :v

#shadowrun #ghost city #maksim girard #ilya kasharin #I am.... Thinking™#about the difference between this moment and the one I drew a while back of Maksim lighting Ilya's cigarette off his own #which is like... somehow way more intense but way less intimate #almost performative in the way it comes off like a power play or something #versus this being just... a quiet moment. An excuse to be close and exist in each other's presence 😔#anyway don't mind me perhaps I am Yearning #artbyrom

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thedissociatives · 7 days ago

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doing research and oh no they've put the price of fags up again haven't they

#sixteen quid for a pack of marlboro golds ?? sixteen whole pounds #i remember almost telling the bloke in the shop to fuck off when he told me they were like £14 a couple of years ago. SIXTEEN QUID ?????#i mean. i don't smoke hardly anyway so i shouldn't be moaning but i know i'm gonna grab some before my mate comes home from #uni for christmas. at least i'm prepared for how much it'll set me back i guess ?#(also before anyone says anything about my choice of cigarettes: an old mate got them for me when i gave her £12 to buy a pack of something #when i was 15. i may have pointed out marlboros but i can't remember 🤷‍♂️ and i've just stuck with them since. that's as deep #as it goes)

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ofoceansandtombsanew · 1 month ago

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i'm afraid that if oda gives luffy anymore character development, i'm going to turn into a villain

#look she's rewatching #one piece #i could tolerate his tears in water 7 and enies lobby but sabaody + impel down + marineford back to back is criminal #making luffy cry so much in so few arcs makes me need a cigarette and i don't even spoke #someone PLEASE put my boy in a slice of life shoujo or seinen #oda come outside #i promise we're not gonna jump you #i just want to talk

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robinsnest2111 · 3 months ago

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coolio. my father hasn't taken his blood pressure medication in almost a year :^)

his blood pressure is almost as high as when he almost died due to a ruptured blood vessel on my birthday a couple years ago

cool cool cool 👍

#like come on. i have a fucked up rocky relationship with him but i still wouldn't want him to drop dead??????#it's enough we gotta lay my grandma to rest in the near future. don't want another funeral for my father if he keeps gambling #with what little remains of his health lmao 👍 👍 👍#also now that he hasn't smoked any cigarettes in a couple months he's been having trouble with his lungs apparently?????#knowing our luck it could be something easily treatable OR it could be cancer #looking back on how seldom he goes to the doctor it might be cancer again...#i don't think he's been to any of his previous cancer check up appointments the past couple years #after that bladder cancer scare right after he almost died from a burst blood vessel...#i swear to hell THIS GUY!!!!#i don't wanna worry about him because he mistreated and traumatised me for years #BUT STILL I WORRY ABOUT THIS BASTARD MAN AURGHHHH #vent

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the-casbah-way · 1 year ago

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i just finished designing a tattoo i've wanted for so fucking long now it is time to procrastinate sending it to my tattoo artist for the next year <33

#it's dr nick from the simpsons on a cigarette packet. don't ask why. it is deeply personal to me.#(it isn't it just looks funny and dr nick is one of my favourite characters ever and i want loads of simpsons tattoos)#i HATE booking tattoo appointments #i love the feeling of actually being tattooed it feels really good and it's so exciting and i love being in the studio bc ik everyone there #but GOD. booking tattoos and also trying to sleep on a healing tattoo ???? kill me #someone tell me to get the finger out and just do it. or better yet come with me so i am forced to make the booking

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yumekoii · 9 months ago

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i don't feel so good rn :(

#me and my bf went clubbing last night and he had to go to the bathroom. well this dude came up to me and started flirting with me.#i told him i had a bf #i then went outside to smoke a cigarette to calm my nerves (i know its bad i'm trying to quit)#the same guy who was hitting on me comes out and slams me onto the wall. he then began touching me inappropriately.#but luckily my bf found me before the situation got worse.#i can't stop crying #and i just don't feel so good #so i'm gonna be offline for a bit :(

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plushie-lovey · 6 months ago

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Found an old pic of some plushies that are in storage currently!

#Graininess of the pic is due to having to crop my datemate out of it since the main focus of the picture was actually him lol #dw this is a copy of the original photo. I'd never edit my beloved out of a pic without a backup copy #anyways lemme talk about these guys #the dragon is a webkinz and his name is Seven Up (like the soda) aka Dragonite from my childhood games #the eevee's name is Collie. that is because my datemate's family has a collie named Eevee so I thought it'd be funny #the stufful is the one I mentioned in a recent ask. Im not a huge fan of them tbh their face is too flat for my liking #and the proportions are off. so rn they don't have a name but I will take suggestions #the rabbit is named Mitzy. she's actually a pincushion my aunt gave me #the beanie baby is named Tinystep after one of my warrior cat ocs and likewise her companion underneath her is named Leopardroar #I miss them #they'll definitely need a bath when they come out of storage tho. before I boxed them I felt the nicotine from my family's cigarettes #accumulated on their fur. luckily I figured out a method for getting it off with no cigarette smell left behind #requires Zout color safe clorox qarm water and a scrub brush #obviously not mixing those chemicals at the same time but switching between the two between rinses #and also letting the plush soak in each for 10 minutes before rinsing #viti shoosh #stuffed animals #plushies #viti's plushies #plushblr #plushie: collie #plushie: collie the eevee #plushie: seven up #plushie: dragonite #plushie: stufful #plushie: mitzy #plushie: tinystep #plushie: leopardroar

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inniave · 6 months ago

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after surgery i'm buying myself pentiment goddamnit

#reasons to live #also new doctor who episodes #i've been wanting to play for soooo long but haven't really had the money to spend #so i'm using this as an excuse #trying to focus on all the fun/good/cool things that i can do after #seeing hozier later in the summer #watching the wild flowers come up in the backyard #this is hell but i will get through it and there WILL be an other side i will make sure of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#there's a chance we can get it done tomorrow if the doctor thinks it won't be super complicated #i hope we can cause the longer this goes the more we suffer #i just want it to be over #once i'm all healed i am going to smoke a cigarette and savor every fucking puff i haven't been able to smoke for over a k month now :/#another thing to look forward too #and i think i have a vinyl preordered???? am can never remember what other parts have bought #oh and i'm going to binge rewatch the hunger games (all of them) after surgery #been meaning to do that & im using this as an excuse to do nothing but watch movies all day #got some audiobooks downloaded that hopefully they'll let me listen to during (unless it's going to be loud (??) then i have music)#i'm taking my puppy stuffie husband got me when we had to live apart for a summer before we got married #puppy is so special to me #he goes everywhere with me #i love him so much #i would just hold him and cry and cry and cry when husband had to leave :((((#i am so scared #there's so many young parts too who are just i mean they are the ones holding a lot of this shit like i cant imagine what it's like for the #the little bit that leaks through to me is horrific and makes me want to fucking vomit #i'm worried for them #they're splitting bad :((( and i don't have any way to help #we're doing our tapping and tre and everything but idk how much that helps on the inside #idk man #it's all so much

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murobrown · 11 months ago

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#i just got back to my place after holidays and I'm feeling so homesick #i want my family closer to me #i want to see them more often and for longer time #and I hate that whenever I come home i have to split my time between mom and dad #and now my dad os going through something and it's breaking my heart #because he's always the funny and silly one...always happy and now he reminds me of himself when he was divorcing my mom #i am so grateful that I spent new year's with him and that he wasn't alone #i even miss his cigarette smoke infused apartment #and my mom's weird cooking and her her candles and essential oils #and I wish my brother would appreciate all this more and not see us as a burden #i love him but I want him to grow up finally #and today before I left everyone hugged me a little tighter and a little longer #and now it's making me cry because I won't feel a human touch like that until next time I get home and that will be easter #those holidays went too fast and I want at least one more week like that #and it's all about those mundane things that make my heart beat faster #like when I went grocery shopping with my dad on new year's #or when I was just sitting and watching my mom cook #and I miss my cat so fucking bad #I'm so happy he spent another year with us #i don't even want to think about it but each year I get worried that it's his last Christmas with us because he's getting so old #and now I'm here alone and I love it that I can do my own thing and I don't share my apartment with anyone #but I just want them a little closer #i don't like how limited is my time with my own family #I'm super emotional tonight #I know it will pass in few days but today the feelings are super raw #because for more than a week I was never alone and always surrounded by love and my favourite people on Earth #and I went to being totally alone right now #i should go to sleep because I'm exhausted and I'm waking up at five tomorrow #guys...i hope you all had wonderful holidays and i wish each of you all the absolute best in 2024!

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spoonyruncible · 1 year ago

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So, going into work tonight I, quite by accident did the one thing every adult (quite rightly) told me to never ever do.

I don't even know how to explain why I did this. The train had been a half hour late so I was already way behind, even though I'd texted my coworker and warned him about it. The train was actively so late that when it arrived people applauded.

So, there I am, at Union Station at midnight, hobbling down the sidewalk on my little crutch when a woman gestures for me to hold out my hand. She had a fistful of.... something. It was very dark. And I.... Look, y'all, I would be so easy to murder. I held out my hand.

"Peppermints!" she said, "For you!" and dropped about a dozen peppermints into my hand. To be clear, this was the dead of night in a very sketchy part of town.

"Thank you! How wonderful!" I said, genuinely delighted.

There was already a peppermint in my mouth before I realized I'd broken that single cardinal rule hammered into my brain from earliest childhood. I had taken candy from a stranger.

#this is not even the dumbest i have been #i also once found a man nursing a sick rat back to health #i sat down with him and found rat suitable food in my pockets #he was laying on the ground and i was worried he was hurt #i also gave him a little money because he was homeless #last night i saw a man scrabbling around on the ground and struggling to stand #and remember i have a crutch #and i instantly went to help him up #i put my hand on his shoulder and promised him no matter how bad it seemed it would be a new day tomorrow #i offered him cigarettes or water or a little bit of money #all of which he refused #but i pretty much regularly would be the easiest person every to murder except for all the knives and stuff i've got #my danger sense is pretty solid too #i know which folk to stay the hell back from most of the time #i don't even smoke #i just carry cigarettes because in my experience someone desperate enough to bum cigarettes probably needs one #and it's nice sometimes to have someone tell me i'm a good kid and the world needs a few more like me #basically whether you are a murderer or a person in need i would be a great person to come across

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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 14 days ago

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And there you go. There's a leek is bee's

I love this latent implication that a bee derives a life directing joy from the passive production of honey

#gonna have to assume I have always had access to both sides or alll sides or however you feeling like labeling #when I put things in perspective you are a good girlfriend who has been with me the entire time in this life #I actually said out loud yeah I was hanging out with two dudes online but no it was just one you #one fateful day she throws me here take this picture when we were just two foola peeking through wondows #and sometimes I would wonder if you were in the dark watching my window through yours #it is so hard to come to terms you were fully aware of my thoughts on things the entire time #but I gave them to you long before and after ao it makes sense #presence #we had plenty of those for each other all fall that's for surely #it is quite a rudimentary alphabet occult in the deathly hallows #I like this because it is my favorite story if all time #people are like itsya kids book kinda and U was like I don't give a fuuuuuuck #to a cuban: yeah I am going to a book party have you ever tried reading #sure show me the dotted line #I have a son I don't really care #like new bikes but can't throw me a few hundred ok #god...go do that on my own fuck thT #I talked to the mexicans did the fucking job and went home #Isauro: a girl mentions Wranglers (I didn't hire them....dumb Hector is) Isauro goes and asks her for sex but he is willing to pay her #only in Florida can you go into a swamp and listen to the Mexicans and their ways #Mayans? Builders? sure I've worked with and for them all amd none of them #e wallet #she told me she gave me her wallet at mons....she didn't even have a place to carry cigarettes and a lighter #just kidding you knew I was holding #what if I would have been like hey nah I don't have any cigs #yeah right a amoking show from you too #me: yeah yeah here you go me: 👁️👁️#I wanted to put my arm around you being in that state of dress in this place

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