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Old art of these dummies
#one piece#fanart#sanji#roronoa zoro#zoro#don't come at me for the cigarette#instead ask why he canonically did that
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#cigarette case#hozier#nobody#wasteland baby#ana says stuff#this was a very thoughtful friendship day gift :)#don't come at me for the hozier song i like him
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We're bringing back smoking to kdramas?
Good!
For storytelling. They're portraying adults being... adults.
#no gain no love#don't come at me if they can show murders and cheating with no problem they can show a cigarette#but don't smoke guys it's destroying the dna#do drugs instead#kdrama#shin min ah
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I just liked this shot from this dumb thing and wanted to make it into an actual piece :v
#shadowrun#ghost city#maksim girard#ilya kasharin#I am.... Thinking™#about the difference between this moment and the one I drew a while back of Maksim lighting Ilya's cigarette off his own#which is like... somehow way more intense but way less intimate#almost performative in the way it comes off like a power play or something#versus this being just... a quiet moment. An excuse to be close and exist in each other's presence 😔#anyway don't mind me perhaps I am Yearning#artbyrom
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doing research and oh no they've put the price of fags up again haven't they
#sixteen quid for a pack of marlboro golds ?? sixteen whole pounds#i remember almost telling the bloke in the shop to fuck off when he told me they were like £14 a couple of years ago. SIXTEEN QUID ?????#i mean. i don't smoke hardly anyway so i shouldn't be moaning but i know i'm gonna grab some before my mate comes home from#uni for christmas. at least i'm prepared for how much it'll set me back i guess ?#(also before anyone says anything about my choice of cigarettes: an old mate got them for me when i gave her £12 to buy a pack of something#when i was 15. i may have pointed out marlboros but i can't remember 🤷♂️ and i've just stuck with them since. that's as deep#as it goes)
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i'm afraid that if oda gives luffy anymore character development, i'm going to turn into a villain
#look she's rewatching#one piece#i could tolerate his tears in water 7 and enies lobby but sabaody + impel down + marineford back to back is criminal#making luffy cry so much in so few arcs makes me need a cigarette and i don't even spoke#someone PLEASE put my boy in a slice of life shoujo or seinen#oda come outside#i promise we're not gonna jump you#i just want to talk
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coolio. my father hasn't taken his blood pressure medication in almost a year :^)
his blood pressure is almost as high as when he almost died due to a ruptured blood vessel on my birthday a couple years ago
cool cool cool 👍
#like come on. i have a fucked up rocky relationship with him but i still wouldn't want him to drop dead??????#it's enough we gotta lay my grandma to rest in the near future. don't want another funeral for my father if he keeps gambling#with what little remains of his health lmao 👍 👍 👍#also now that he hasn't smoked any cigarettes in a couple months he's been having trouble with his lungs apparently?????#knowing our luck it could be something easily treatable OR it could be cancer#looking back on how seldom he goes to the doctor it might be cancer again...#i don't think he's been to any of his previous cancer check up appointments the past couple years#after that bladder cancer scare right after he almost died from a burst blood vessel...#i swear to hell THIS GUY!!!!#i don't wanna worry about him because he mistreated and traumatised me for years#BUT STILL I WORRY ABOUT THIS BASTARD MAN AURGHHHH#vent
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i just finished designing a tattoo i've wanted for so fucking long now it is time to procrastinate sending it to my tattoo artist for the next year <33
#it's dr nick from the simpsons on a cigarette packet. don't ask why. it is deeply personal to me.#(it isn't it just looks funny and dr nick is one of my favourite characters ever and i want loads of simpsons tattoos)#i HATE booking tattoo appointments#i love the feeling of actually being tattooed it feels really good and it's so exciting and i love being in the studio bc ik everyone there#but GOD. booking tattoos and also trying to sleep on a healing tattoo ???? kill me#someone tell me to get the finger out and just do it. or better yet come with me so i am forced to make the booking
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i don't feel so good rn :(
#me and my bf went clubbing last night and he had to go to the bathroom. well this dude came up to me and started flirting with me.#i told him i had a bf#i then went outside to smoke a cigarette to calm my nerves (i know its bad i'm trying to quit)#the same guy who was hitting on me comes out and slams me onto the wall. he then began touching me inappropriately.#but luckily my bf found me before the situation got worse.#i can't stop crying#and i just don't feel so good#so i'm gonna be offline for a bit :(
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Found an old pic of some plushies that are in storage currently!
#Graininess of the pic is due to having to crop my datemate out of it since the main focus of the picture was actually him lol#dw this is a copy of the original photo. I'd never edit my beloved out of a pic without a backup copy#anyways lemme talk about these guys#the dragon is a webkinz and his name is Seven Up (like the soda) aka Dragonite from my childhood games#the eevee's name is Collie. that is because my datemate's family has a collie named Eevee so I thought it'd be funny#the stufful is the one I mentioned in a recent ask. Im not a huge fan of them tbh their face is too flat for my liking#and the proportions are off. so rn they don't have a name but I will take suggestions#the rabbit is named Mitzy. she's actually a pincushion my aunt gave me#the beanie baby is named Tinystep after one of my warrior cat ocs and likewise her companion underneath her is named Leopardroar#I miss them#they'll definitely need a bath when they come out of storage tho. before I boxed them I felt the nicotine from my family's cigarettes#accumulated on their fur. luckily I figured out a method for getting it off with no cigarette smell left behind#requires Zout color safe clorox qarm water and a scrub brush#obviously not mixing those chemicals at the same time but switching between the two between rinses#and also letting the plush soak in each for 10 minutes before rinsing#viti shoosh#stuffed animals#plushies#viti's plushies#plushblr#plushie: collie#plushie: collie the eevee#plushie: seven up#plushie: dragonite#plushie: stufful#plushie: mitzy#plushie: tinystep#plushie: leopardroar
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#i just got back to my place after holidays and I'm feeling so homesick#i want my family closer to me#i want to see them more often and for longer time#and I hate that whenever I come home i have to split my time between mom and dad#and now my dad os going through something and it's breaking my heart#because he's always the funny and silly one...always happy and now he reminds me of himself when he was divorcing my mom#i am so grateful that I spent new year's with him and that he wasn't alone#i even miss his cigarette smoke infused apartment#and my mom's weird cooking and her her candles and essential oils#and I wish my brother would appreciate all this more and not see us as a burden#i love him but I want him to grow up finally#and today before I left everyone hugged me a little tighter and a little longer#and now it's making me cry because I won't feel a human touch like that until next time I get home and that will be easter#those holidays went too fast and I want at least one more week like that#and it's all about those mundane things that make my heart beat faster#like when I went grocery shopping with my dad on new year's#or when I was just sitting and watching my mom cook#and I miss my cat so fucking bad#I'm so happy he spent another year with us#i don't even want to think about it but each year I get worried that it's his last Christmas with us because he's getting so old#and now I'm here alone and I love it that I can do my own thing and I don't share my apartment with anyone#but I just want them a little closer#i don't like how limited is my time with my own family#I'm super emotional tonight#I know it will pass in few days but today the feelings are super raw#because for more than a week I was never alone and always surrounded by love and my favourite people on Earth#and I went to being totally alone right now#i should go to sleep because I'm exhausted and I'm waking up at five tomorrow#guys...i hope you all had wonderful holidays and i wish each of you all the absolute best in 2024!
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So, going into work tonight I, quite by accident did the one thing every adult (quite rightly) told me to never ever do.
I don't even know how to explain why I did this. The train had been a half hour late so I was already way behind, even though I'd texted my coworker and warned him about it. The train was actively so late that when it arrived people applauded.
So, there I am, at Union Station at midnight, hobbling down the sidewalk on my little crutch when a woman gestures for me to hold out my hand. She had a fistful of.... something. It was very dark. And I.... Look, y'all, I would be so easy to murder. I held out my hand.
"Peppermints!" she said, "For you!" and dropped about a dozen peppermints into my hand. To be clear, this was the dead of night in a very sketchy part of town.
"Thank you! How wonderful!" I said, genuinely delighted.
There was already a peppermint in my mouth before I realized I'd broken that single cardinal rule hammered into my brain from earliest childhood. I had taken candy from a stranger.
#this is not even the dumbest i have been#i also once found a man nursing a sick rat back to health#i sat down with him and found rat suitable food in my pockets#he was laying on the ground and i was worried he was hurt#i also gave him a little money because he was homeless#last night i saw a man scrabbling around on the ground and struggling to stand#and remember i have a crutch#and i instantly went to help him up#i put my hand on his shoulder and promised him no matter how bad it seemed it would be a new day tomorrow#i offered him cigarettes or water or a little bit of money#all of which he refused#but i pretty much regularly would be the easiest person every to murder except for all the knives and stuff i've got#my danger sense is pretty solid too#i know which folk to stay the hell back from most of the time#i don't even smoke#i just carry cigarettes because in my experience someone desperate enough to bum cigarettes probably needs one#and it's nice sometimes to have someone tell me i'm a good kid and the world needs a few more like me#basically whether you are a murderer or a person in need i would be a great person to come across
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And there you go. There's a leek is bee's
I love this latent implication that a bee derives a life directing joy from the passive production of honey
#gonna have to assume I have always had access to both sides or alll sides or however you feeling like labeling#when I put things in perspective you are a good girlfriend who has been with me the entire time in this life#I actually said out loud yeah I was hanging out with two dudes online but no it was just one you#one fateful day she throws me here take this picture when we were just two foola peeking through wondows#and sometimes I would wonder if you were in the dark watching my window through yours#it is so hard to come to terms you were fully aware of my thoughts on things the entire time#but I gave them to you long before and after ao it makes sense#presence#we had plenty of those for each other all fall that's for surely#it is quite a rudimentary alphabet occult in the deathly hallows#I like this because it is my favorite story if all time#people are like itsya kids book kinda and U was like I don't give a fuuuuuuck#to a cuban: yeah I am going to a book party have you ever tried reading#sure show me the dotted line#I have a son I don't really care#like new bikes but can't throw me a few hundred ok#god...go do that on my own fuck thT#I talked to the mexicans did the fucking job and went home#Isauro: a girl mentions Wranglers (I didn't hire them....dumb Hector is) Isauro goes and asks her for sex but he is willing to pay her#only in Florida can you go into a swamp and listen to the Mexicans and their ways#Mayans? Builders? sure I've worked with and for them all amd none of them#e wallet#she told me she gave me her wallet at mons....she didn't even have a place to carry cigarettes and a lighter#just kidding you knew I was holding#what if I would have been like hey nah I don't have any cigs#yeah right a amoking show from you too#me: yeah yeah here you go me: 👁️👁️#I wanted to put my arm around you being in that state of dress in this place
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No evil voice in my head we don't need cigarettes.......orgasm yes but no cigarettes.....
#Saw how expensive it is to get them and I mean come on#Not spending £19 on fags unless it's me and the lads (by lads I mean Max#)#I just feel a bit left out bc I can't drink and I'm lonely#Cigarettes will not fix that I know#Alice don't look
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judt had an honest to god meltdown. can't remember the last time I've had one of those
#first i get called into work early to do an extra 4 hours#bc surprise surprise the girl who has a history of not doing her job right and starting shit started shit#and then 1st shift left the store a MESS and then gave me a hard time about fill ups#when 2nd shift aint busy enough to have to do them#and 3rd DEFINITELY don't#a customer TRASHED the men's room#find out i got added for a day and no one asked me first or told me after i found out bc my coworker#thanked me for taking the shift so she wouldn't have to work a double and i was like ??? what shift??#and then i get back to the motel#key doesn't work#go to the office find out i forgot my id there this morning#get into my room. hot as FUCK#and i left my weed pipe in the car :)#so yeah. today's been a lot#oh and I'm rapidly running out of funds and still have to pay for 2 weeks in a motel and THEN come up with money for a security deposit/#first month's rent#AND my car payment next month#meanwhile still having to get has/food/cigarettes
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Paying back your roommate is objectively the right thing to do but it becomes pretty fucking difficult to emotionally and ethically justify knowing she probably blew the entire collective household rent on being fined for "putting off" mowing the grass for 3 months.
#And is probably going to spend the same amount in the coming months because she killed the grass by mowing it wrong.#People who come from money are truly something else. I think if I was in that situation I would just kill myself.#☠️#People have literally told me to my face if I didn't have a cigarette habit I wouldn't fall behind on bills.#Meanwhile there are people like my roommate who burned through $10-20k in like 2 months on video games and concerts and take out.#We are talking $100 a day in doordash orders.#Maybe the problem is just that I don't fucking have money because it's clearly not giving some people much trouble huh. 💀#She is also exactly the kind of person to post 'adhd tax 🥺' memes meanwhile I had to take the bus to an urgent care last week.#Whatever. At least she covered the fee and actually eventually mowed the grass.#An incredibly low bar but I've had worse roommates. She just annoys me for being rich and careless and passive aggressive.
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