#don't be a pussy and start holding your idols accountable

[redamanccys]

swifties try to not act like taylor is a saint challenge!!

now i used to be a HUGE swiftie like i have the midnights CD and everything and i used to defend her with my life but the second she didn't speak up about palastine i physically couldn't handle listening to a white billionaire who thinks that going to a show that supports palastine would make everyone say she doesn't support genocide?? and it really opened my eyes about everything she is. first let's talk about the jet and her carbon print and before you start saying "oh but Travis (or any other famous person) also has a huge carbon print" but we aren't talking about him rn are we? im not talking about travis because he doesn't have a quarter of the influence and fame taylor has i mean the woman is a billionaire which brings me to my next point THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A ETHICAL BILLIONAIRE you shouldn't have that much money you don't deserve it i dont care if you worked for it or not if you have that much money you should donate tens of millions of it then you wouldn't have that much money which is why no one should have that much money, are you following? and im not singling her out like lana del ray, sabrina, and olivia too and any other male artist but i dont listen to a lot of alive male artists so don't start calling me sexist yet x anyway fuck every artist and celebrity who isn't speaking up about 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 and fuck every fan who isn't holding them accountable (still listening to them/supporting them)

[banananutsmuthie]

2021: A Year in Review

Today marks my two-month anniversary since I released my first story Autumn! It's also the start of 2022, and I figure I'd make my own Year in Review post.

Table of Contents

All About You! - Stats dedicated to and about the BNS Readers

In a Word - Stats on my stories, including frequently used words (see word cloud infographic above) and my favorite one-liners I’ve written

The Starting Five - The top 5 stories of the year, and not just based on note count

Spoiling the Fun - The spoiler (as voted on by you!) that you all wanted to see

Behind the Banana - Some behind the scenes tidbits that I wanted to share

What’s Next in 2022 - A preview of what I have planned for this upcoming year

All About You!

BNS readers are all around the world. Thanks to you, I racked up over 4,100 unique visitors across 86 countries on six continents (waiting on you, Antarctic scientists)! What’s more, 899 followers liked my content enough to hit that “Follow” button. The Banana Bunch sent in a ton of questions and I managed to answer 92 asks. That’s over an ask a day. All of this in just two months, which is absolutely mind-boggling to me.

What’s interesting is that while the US is a huge chunk of my readers (~24%), SEA countries take up the next 4 spots, accounting for 38% of my audience. Another surprise is South Korea in the #8 spot, which begs the question: are you reading for pleasure or because you work for a record label that’s tasked you to keep tabs on the gg idol smut community? Either way, thanks for visiting! ;)

So for those who stopped by in 2021 and enjoyed anything on my tumblr, thank you, salamat, terima kasih, danke, and 고마워요!

In A Word

In two months, I managed to publish 24.6k+ words across 9 stories.

The graphic at the top of this post is a word cloud of my most frequently used words, with my most used word being “back” (after excluding words like “the”, “and”, “a”, etc). “Yiren” was my 3rd most used word, a surprise considering she’s only mentioned in two stories. Meanwhile, “Yoojung” appears at 4th despite the entire YouWeMe series revolving around her.

Some of my favorite one-liners:

Your rough, rhythmic ramming was routine for the writhing Winter.

“Is this a cute pussy?”

“I’m the Main Ass of Weki Meki.”

The first one I just love because of the alliteration. The other two quickly became fan favorites based on the asks and comments I’ve received on those two quotes, and they quickly grew on me as well. In fact, on a whim, I added the callback to “Is this a cute pussy?” in YouWeMe Part 2 after the reception of it in Part 1. Don’t worry, you’ll see it come up again in future YouWeMe installments, but those were premeditated :)

The Starting Five

What Year in Review tumblr post would be complete without the Top 5 Posts of the Year? I am not a fan of note count as an indicator of popularity/success, at least as a standalone metric. So, the Top 5 below is based on a scientific formula (actually not scientific at all) that takes the following into consideration with equal weighting: note count, user views first 5 days, daily view average after first five days, and my own personal preference. It’s still not completely accurate, but I think it provides a better picture of my top stories than just note count alone.

Idol Club (Yiren) [BNS Score: 18.5 (out of 20)]

Autumn (Winter) [BNS Score: 16]

Hawaii Part 1: Hot Hawaiian Heat (Sana) [BNS Score: 13.5]

The Naughty List (Isa) [BNS: 12.5]

YouWeMePart 1: The Girl with the Butterfly Tattoo (Yoojung) [BNS Score: 11]

Though Winter and Sana are my only stories to surpass 400 notes, I don't think anyone would be surprised to see Yiren and Idol Club outscore both of them and take the top spot with my formula. The Naughty List with Isa, a story I wrote on a whim at the end of the year, is a pleasant surprise at number 4! She currently holds more than 270 notes (at time of writing), which is way above where I expected that story to land. Rounding out the top 5 is the only YouWeMe story to make the list, and of course, it's none other than the one that started it all with Yoojung.

Spoiling the Fun

Earlier in the week, I sent out a survey asking my readers what spoiler they wanted to see for my upcoming stories. Here are those results and the spoiler!

...and "Screenshot of draft list" managed to hold off stiff competition to win the survey! "Idol Club reveal" was actually the early leader until the survey reblog. Honestly surprised YouWeMe got a handful of votes. Was hoping "Idol Reveal for Original Story" would win because I think you'd really enjoy who's in it. Who knows, maybe I'll spoil those all eventually (or maybe I've spoiled them already 😏). Anyway, here's the screenshot of my draft list: (see any titles you're curious about? 😉)

Behind the Banana

There’s a couple Behind the Scenes anecdotes that I didn’t really get to share through A/Ns that I think you might enjoy, so I am including it in this post:

Though Autumn was my debut piece, it was actually the last piece I started writing of the 9 stories I’ve posted (and countless finished stories I’ve yet to release), with the exception of Chicken and The Naughty List, which were written on a whim. The reason I used it as a debut piece ahead of any of my other already-written stories was because it featured a popular idol and was light enough of a read to draw people in to continue following my work.

In comparison, YouWeMe Part 1 was actually the first piece I wrote (all the way back in August). It was set to be my debut piece, but 3.5k+ words for an idol of a group no one really knows wouldn’t have made the same first impression as Autumn, IMO.

I was actually planning to debut in the first week of October, but since Kinktober was going on, I didn’t want to get lost in the sea of stories coming out everyday. And actually, before that, I was planning on a mid-September debut but the graphic designer had not yet finished my logo at that time. The delays also gave me some time to refine the rest of my theme.

Idol Club was actually intended to be a story for Winter, but then I wrote Autumn and didn't want to repeat her again. How do you all feel about Yiren getting the Idol Club treatment instead of Winter?

I’ve got more anecdotes for the entire YouWeMe series coming out as an entire post. It’ll be released after the YouWeMe finale, so keep an eye out for that!

What's Next in 2022?

There’s currently 54.9k+ words sitting across 15 stories that are in completed or draft status. Safe to say you’ll see all of that and more this year. Here’s just a taste of what you’ll see in 2022:

A mobile masterlist (I'm finally caving)

The conclusion of the YouWeMe series

More Idol Club stories

A story I've been working on since September that will essentially serve as the bridge to the stories in the Banana Nut Smuthie Literary Universe aka the BNSLU aka The Bananaverse. I'm most excited about this one of all the stories in my draft list

One Final Word

If you’ve made it this far, thank you!

Have your own list of Top 5 BNS stories you wanna share? Maybe you're from a country not in the top 10 and want to get a shout out? Or possibly, you have a different favorite one-liner that wasn’t mentioned? Send it to me in an ask, I love hearing from the Banana Bunch!

Again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much and I look forward to sharing even more stories with you in 2022!

[stoopsbookstore]

The Fan (Chapter 6)

Warnings - Smut, A character is consently used for sex, mentions of dead animals, blackmailing for sex

A week had went by with no incident.

That was until Jieun woke Y/N and Hongjoong up, demanding they both go to the living room where the TV was ending some informicals and beginning the morning entertainment news.

Another scandal for the girl group Bloom?!

A comeback without Aya?!

Is Y/N dating a bad boy creep?! Is she going solo?!

Is Sanghee leaving due to group conflicts?!

It's currently 7am, I'm your host, Sooyeon, and osn this early morning edition of Koreab-

Jieun shuts the TV off, Hongjoong and Y/N hanging their heads in shame.

"Why is KoreabooTV all over our asses right now?"

"All we did was go to get snacks that night, that is it Ms. Jieun," Hongjoong was ready to get on his knees and apologize, he felt like it was his fault, "we didn't do anything else except go to the store and come back."

"Y/N?"

"Do you want us to go there and request the tapes? What do you want us to do? What do you want me to say? 'Yeah, we went out a week to go get snacks and instead we decided to fuck in the park.'" Y/N bit back, angry annoyance on his face, tears threatening to fall on her cheeks, "I'm supposed to-- we're supposed to put our lives on hold because of some stalker that the cops can't find?! That's completely and utter fucking bullshit."

Y/N stormed off to her temporary room, leaving Jieun and Hongjoong in the living room alone, "I promi-"

"I believe you. I have a favor to ask you."

"Bigger than having a cute idol in my room?" Hongjoong joked.

"I know from your mother that you're very capable in computers, I'd like to see if you could hack into this guy's account, find his IP address, anything that could help us figure out how he is," Jieun pulled out her wallet, taking out a random amount of cash, "Here."

Hongjoong took the cash, stunned at the money the manager gave him before leaving the room. Taking out his phone and filling the empty pocket with the money, he went to his bedroom, accidentally walking in on Y/N changing, her pajamas thrown on the floor in a messy pile.

"Sorry- Oh shi- I apolog-"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Hongjoong shook his head, wondering why Y/N asked him such a question.

"Are your curtains closed?"

"Yeah."

"Do you want to fuck me?"

"Huh?"

Y/N stepped up to Hongjoong, taking her bra off to join her pajamas on the floor, "I'm stressed out, deeply annoyed and frustrated in every sense of the word. If you say no, I'll just go take a shower and we can forget about this."

"And if I say yes?"

"You get to lock that door, shove my panties in my mouth, put a condom on yout cock, and fuck me doggy style on that bed."

Hongjoong took a moment before kissing Y/N, pushing her against the wall, her nails clawing into his biceps. He licked her neck, stopping at her ear.

"Fuck, Hongjoong," Y/N pulled on his belt loops, rubing her barely covered clit on his jeans, his hands helping move her hips, "bed now please."

Hongjoong and Y/N danced to the bed, Hongjoong peeling off the lace panties of Y/N as she reached in her purse for a foil package, his lips connecting with her pussy, licking up the juices that started gathering.

"You taste amazing, baby," Hongjoong kept lapping up at Y/N's core, bringing her closer to him, "I could eat you for the rest of my life, holy fuck."

Y/N leaned up, her face hot from the pleasure, Hongjoong pulling away from her and wiping his face. Grabbing the condom from Y/N, he took out his pants, rolling the rubber onto his cock. Hongjoong also reached for Y/N's panties, shoving them in her mouth before sliding into her with ease.

"You look so beautiful like that," Hongjoong started humping Y/N, his thrusts sharp and precise, Y/N's wild moans muffled by the homemade ball gag.

Hongjoong bent down, growling in Y/N's ear as he kept up his thrusts at a wild pace, "forget about all of the stress, you don't deserve it, just let it all go."

Y/N opened her mouth to let out a silent scream, the balled-up panties falling from her lips, "Ho-Hongjoong, your cock is so good. Harder please."

Hongjoong had an evil smile on his face, arching Y/N's back to hit that one special spot and fucking her harder, "like that, baby?"

"Yes, fucking yes."

"Such a dirty slut, just using me for your own pleasure," Hongjoong pulled out, denying Y/N the beginning of her orgasm, "flip over, knees to your chest."

"Yes, sir," Hongjoong's cock throbbed at the nickname, Y/N turning over and presenting herself to her temporary lover.

"Using me," Hongjoong pushed into Y/N again, picking up back the same tempo he had before, "trying to fuck me before your friends wake up, before my mom sees us. Before that dumb bitch manager of yours find you with my cock buried in your slick, warm pussy."

Y/N started to clench around Hongjoong, covering her mouth to muffle the sinful noises. Hongjoong moved Y/N's legs to rest on his shoulders, the new angle giving him a deeper thrust, Y/N letting go as she felt Hongjoong continously hit that one spot that drove her crazy.

Hongjoong came into the condom, Y/N's eyes closed as he rested his head against her forehead, catching his breath, "if you want to put your legs down, you can."

"I'm too tired."

"This situation has drained you that bad, huh?" Hongjoong left a kiss on her shoulder.

"You try being stalked by an insane fan and see how you like it," Y/N pushed Hongjoong off of her, pulling off his shirt to wipe her thighs clean, "I owe you a new one."

"Maybe I could sell it on eBay, became a millionaire," Hongjoong joked, throwing the shirt into the hamper, a perfect shoot that left Y/N impressed.

"Not bad, Hongjoong. Can you hand me a shirt now?"

Hongjoong walked to Y/N's suitcase, pulling out a cream colored off-the-shoulder shirt and a black sports bra, unaware of the red light on his laptop, "I don't think my mom would like if your nipples were showing."

"Points for thinking ahead and bonus points for not making one of those 'your nipples are only for me to see' jokes."

"I'd be lying if I said it didn't cross my mind," Hongjoong watched Y/N put on her top, standing up to wiggle back into the shorts she was wearing before their romp, "if you need to de-stress, you know where I am."

Y/N had a half-smile appear on her face, looking down to see Hongjoong's flacid cock.

"I'll keep that in mind."

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Later that day, everyone was in the house or backyard, just doing their own thing. The mailman had dropped off that day's mail, a letter addressed to Hongjoong.

"Hongie! You have mail," his mother yelled to upstairs.

Y/N and Hongjoong walked into the kitchen together, Haeun handing him the envelope and reading it, Y/N peeking over his shoulder and being awful touchy for someone who just wanted a quick fuck.

You always love to break my heart, Y/N, don't you?

Fucking that Hongjoong guy, moaning his name when it should be mine. You should be crying out Milton in the throes of passion.

I've seen the video, tell Hongjoong and Haeun to beef up their security, a wifi name 8Makes and the password 1Team is so fucking stupid. Maybe don't make it your so called "group's" tagline.

How's that Sanghee fansite, by the way? I heard she's in talks to leave the group. That's two members done two to go. When Y/N is free of all of those patheic waste of talent and space, she'd be the best soloist there is.

To this Hongjoong guy, watch your back because I'm not letting you take Y/N from me. You really don't think I'd set your friend's photo studio on fire? That I wouldn't hurt every single one of you? Mingi is a patheic double bias cheating scumbag, San has to use you to help him and you....

I know how you were when you were younger. Taking upskirt photos of girls, trying to blackmail them, sex for their photos. How would Y/N fe-

Oh, wait. She used you for sex. That's all you are to her, a human dildo attached to a body.

I'd watch your back and steer clear of that studio. That is unless of course you like the smell of dead animals.

Be careful who you fuck with.

-Milton