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Malachite. His colors were hell I need a nap.
#wings of fire#wof#wof fanart#wings of fire fanart#wof malachite#dysfunction's designs#he's named after a beetle. not the butterfly. or the rock.#i fucking LOVE malachite (the color)#anyways like i said his colors were hell bc the beetle is. navy blue and red. what.#don't ask how the green got there#Anyways uhhh. katydids got some strong genes i guess ifm#speaking of his earring is supposed to be a katydid
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something something something about how max’s hair is completely brown now…when daniel closes his eyes all he sees is blonde
ohhh. ohh anon. you should not have gone there.... but I am glad you did. this is also something very up @mysticalbreadcollective 's alley since blonde Max is on her daily agenda BUT
anon. idk what floats your boat but let me take you somewhere rancid under the cut (let the record show that I am a maxiel truther but my god do I enjoy making them suffer with other people)
it's current season and maxiel aren't together due to Reasons with capital R of course. Daniel's "i can't fuck my teammate i am not into guys or am I but maybe that's just Max oh no you can't be with Max" and Max's general understanding of his own worth and needs. they can't escape the tension, the lingering touches, the double entendre running through their relationship like a river in flood. one step forward, two steps back etc etc
so things aren't going exactly as planned for Daniel and, naturally, he's fighting the pull towards Max and the best next thing his brain chooses to do is find someone to hook up with, get it out of his system. since his dick is very much attuned to Max after years of imagining that's its gonna find itself parked in Max's ass (which never happened), Daniel's looking for someone particular to scratch the itch and, apparently, to spite the fate, his choice falls to YOU GUESSED IT – Liam.
very convenient, since they're both gunning for the same thing. exploring some healthy alternatives to their impromptu rivalry or whatever the media says. Daniel's pretty charming and Liam's easy. done and done.
and it's bad. capital "b" Bad. the sex comes pretty fast and Daniel's checking all of his boxes - rookie, blonde, tiny waist, looks at him with wide eyes etc etc and Liam is surprisingly down to fuck cause maybe that is also convenient for him, too. but he's mean about it. He's heard legends about Big Dick Ric and the dick is very big but the prowess? lacking. he says that to Daniel's face after, like, the third time it happens. which should be incredibly insulting but–
Daniel's pining and trying to trick himself which works exactly for three seconds but Liam isn't what he wants. wrong kind of blonde hair that Daniel's gripping tight while he fucks Liam from the back, never face to face, because that would prompt Daniel to THINK and RUMINATE and he doesn't want that. he wants Max the way he sees him when he closes his eyes but it's gone when he opens them and finishes another underwhelming sexcapade. it's never the right color, it's never the right person' it's always a bad time.
"do you think I'm not getting what you're doing here?" Liam says to him one day, grinning meanly, and Daniel truly doesn't know the answer to that question. he's hella confused himself. Liam seems to get off on the situation more than when he's riding Daniel's dick, so he calls Daniel Danny in the garage and he suddenly glues himself to Daniel's side, which is. weird. manipulative? Daniel's plan to get over himself backfires when he sees Liam talking to Max one day and Max's easy smile slowly dissipates as Liam's yapping but Daniel can't hear a word.
he doesn't really need to. he knows Liam cashed in on Daniel's sorry excuse of a reason to hook up. all Daniel can do is add to the history of horrendous decisions he's made in his life and live with the knowledge that he's probably never going to wake up next to Max's mostly-not-blonde hair getting in his face where they're tangled in bed, that Daniel's dabbled in something he should not have touched with a ten foot pole, that he'd tarnished all of his chanced, basically set them on fire when max had been there and never turning him down all the way.
Daniel got some, Liam got some. after all, it's Max who, unfairly, walks out it hurt the most, because of Daniel's choice, because of him thinking he was chasing something else while in reality he was running. and Daniel never fucking stopped.
#that escalated lmao sorry#daniel/liam is like. a crack ship almost? like a rancid option to mirror maxiel#also a pretty delicious dynamic to me like#the rookie that's gunning for your seat but he looks very fuckable#and reminds you of a time you got obsessed with your much younger teammate#and you were too chikenshit to do something about it even though said teammate was (is?) definitely interested#i just think this is neat!! Max watching Daniel go through the same cycle but actually making moves on that other guy#and never Max!! why? the acrid taste of heartbreak!!! it stings!!#maybe Max even thinks that it's Daniel's thing to go after someone more...... green? young?#oh biy the MISCOMMUNICATION OF IT ALL#also I saw how Liam looks at Daniel at times and like. yeah they should fuck about it and it will help i think#anon#asks#vicsy writes#kinda??? this ain't even a fic or smth#maxiel#please don't come with pitchforks at me please
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...am I just losing my mind or did yer icon become evil? I don't remember that BeAst behind Boe
yuuuump always been behind me
#ask#anon#pazuzu's just been there since the beginning#mainly because my avatar use to be of 2D in front of the d-sides album cover. or atleast one of the covers#and i had a lot of transparent edits of 2D over that cover#but when i had Boe made. i put him over it instead and i just kinda kept it like that cause i thought the colours together were really nice#as for the blurry swirls. i just like doing simple effects in paintdotnet#i don't really imagine them as much besides the blurriness of the minds eye. like this is how you'd see the inside of my brain maybe.#or not really my brain. boes minds eye maybe.#i don't know if i have a ''lore explanation'' for pazuzu in Boe's life in limbo/hell#or specifically in relation to Boe i mean#i'd still like to actually visualize what limbo looks like. or specifically the area in limbo in which Boe lives#which is just an old manor in the middle of nowhere. with old computer crts and keyboards in the mud of his back yard#dark purplish skies with maybe blueish roaming fields with no horizon#i do have a map file of me trying to create what i imagine to be Boes house but i've only blocked out his porch#i've got a loose idea of what the layout of his house's interior is like but nothing solid honestly#the reason he lives in an old manor is due to mystery case files: ravenhearst. inspiration-wise#use to play that growing up from bigfishgames. fucking love the look of that manor and the intense mess that resides within#i think i also think about the Gorillaz' o green world phase where they had kong studio's absolutely trashed with junk and shit#did actually buy MCF Ravenhearst the other day actually. specifically for higher res ref images of rooms#played a little of it the other day but i was so tired for most of that day so i didnt play for long#anyway. thank you for the ask anon :) yeah he's always been there. pazuzu kinda just blends into the background i think
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i need 2 million dollars
#the gaudy 70s house of my dreams is out there.... (palm springs babey)#its actually 1.6 mil but i figure ill need the rest for moving costs and also buying my dream vintage car. or two#i have simple needs and wants. not asking a lot#but you dont understandddddd imagine the perfect 70s house. its that#sunken living room. slightly tacky oranges greens reds and yellows. they even recreated the old wallpaper#its also got everything i would want in a house like. dishwasher. pool. (i don't know how to swim) garage. (i don't know how to drive)#its also got two walk in closets for all the vintage clothes im going to buy#on a scale of 1 to 5 billion how obsessed do u think i am with vintage things. the answer is 2 million which is what i need for this house#im not kidding if i win the lottery this is where ill be. living it up
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What's an actual example of a canon ship that's enemies to lovers btw?
#asking because i can't think of too many in the media i've read or seen#the one that's coming to mind is jon snow and the wildling chick in GoT#just trying to figure out if it's a trope i'd actually like#and i don't mean fandom shipping enemies who don't actually get together in the media i mean it legit goes that way in canon onscreen#i'm not somebody who usually like shops around for media based on tropes but#someone asking me about good tropes/fic cliches to apply to lawlight got me thinking about this#i guess it might somewhat depend on how you define 'enemies' as well?#like anne of green gables hating gilbert at first for making fun of her hair and getting good grades too#yes she hates him for a bit but is that enemies? it's more like rivals#as he doesn't even dislike her / act mean to her again after that and it's not like they're trying to kill each other or anything#hmmm...#p
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Shoutout to my Monkees mutuals for reminding me about the Monkees and their music; now I'm thinking about how She is such a season 2 Damon talking about Katherine song.
Meanwhile, 1864 Damon is of course firmly Vampire Girl by the Misfits (he would die for her, and he did).
#Damon Salvatore#The Vampire Diaries#Datherine#the Monkees#She#that post defending Auntie Grizelda got me listening to them a little again and first of all She slaps#and second of all Damon is singing it about Katherine. privately of course. but in his heart#Vampire Girl#the Misfits#I like to imagine Damon would be very fond of both of these songs#some people see him as a Taylor Swift fan because he mentions her but he specifically says that he *tolerates* her music to get girls#the only music we canonically know he listens to is Enjoy the Silence by Anberlin and 21 Guns by Green Day. So really he's an emo#well and Ask the Angels by Dead Sara in season 5#I'm trying to think of any other diegetic music Damon chose in some way. but just based on those three I'd say he's a man of taste#and I like to imagine there's some diversity in what he listens to#assigned Monkees fan by way of my tumblr mutuals hehehe#anyways time for my monthly main blog post#idk I need to bring these things more into balance. but ah well here we are#I love how tumblr is just all of our obsessions bumping up against each other and sometimes meshing together#I should reblog with applicable lyrics#some music for my favorite terrible vampire man <3 ;)#update: I was gonna pick some lyrics but nevermind it's really just the whole song#although 'she needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground' hits in particular#Vampire Girl is pretty lyrically straightforward but it definitely hits human Damon's devotion to her#also I know it's not necessary to italicize song titles but I wanted She to stand out because I feel like if you don't know the song#you might think I just capitalized a random word. so I wanted to be clear#I ramble#even in the tags I ramble
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making what is quite possibly the most questionable quiche to have existed
#substituted. maybe perhaps too many items#whats that philosohpy thing#if you replace every part of the ship is it still the same ship#yeah#thats me and this quiche#i almost don't wanna describe it i'm too embarassed#okay so lol i had pie dough. um. SWEET pie dough mind you. for a sweet pie#so there's. that's the first thing deeply wrong with this quiche#uh also not a whole lot of dough at that so it's extremely thin and shallow#so yeah note that#recipe asked for shallots... i got green onions. good enough#my butter is unsalted so um low sodium quiche#while simultaneously high sugar quiche lol#and then it. i dunno it asked for spinach so i was like okay sure. BRO#the . like#egg mixture doesn't even. cover all the spinach. it asked for 10 oz of spinach. that's a LOT of spinach i#i didn't even use all of it but it's still a lot#but to be fair i did less eggs just cuz i was like the dough is so shallow surely i#um god anyways#also don't have heavy cream but i figured half and half is like. diluted heavy cream anyways so#well she's in the oven i guess i'll. let tumblr know how this bad boy turns out#it's 2 am and i have sooooo much hw teehee love myself yippee#crying shitting
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got a manicure but the lady who did them is very loud and scary and i cried 7/10 not recommended for anxiety but very pretty result
#anxiety is so fun (i say through gritted teeth)#BUT THEY LOOK SO PRETTYYYY I GOT THEM DONW FOR PRIDE MONTH#i would've changed a few things like the pastelness of the green#but i was literally panicking so like you see why i didn't say anything#btw don't ask how i got this angle it's complicated#clouds posts
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#my art#shitpost#mega man zero#mmz guardians#yes i shamelessly ship X with Alia Nana Marty and Green Biker Dude#he has polygamy with them#and polygamy is not polyamory search and read about this#mmx x#mmx alia#mmx nana#green biker dude#sorry if x doesn't looks like himself#mega man x#don't ask me how they got dirty with X
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Idk why everyone is saying you're a loop kin. you remind me more of a siffrin
Excuse you, we're way hotter than that guy. We've aged out of being a socially anxious nerd in a cloak. Now we're a hot nerd in a trench coat and/or several different layers of jewelry and/or an outfit that has people say to us phrases like "you look like a time traveller who figured that the 1980s are basically the 2020s in the grand scheme of things and is only now realizing that the time periods are very different however you are indeed very hot" or the perhaps more descriptive "you look like harry dubois".
Actually, was nerd the one that originated from the guys biting chicken's heads off with their teeth? We should use that one. We're the guy doing that but hotter and also more likely to torment fictional characters for fun.
#asks#we speak#not liveblog#anonymous#these are phrases we would consider compliments btw we are very attractive in browns and greens its part of why we're a mantis#you could make this comparison about us when we were seventeen maybe we were like way worse about things then we're better now#siffrin has way more problems than us now. lol lmao et cetera. we are no longer seventeen years old so we are no longer Like That#our condolences to them on their apparent continued issues. we wish them a very no moth in their brain hoarding their memories#we find it generally helps to get more insufferable and start becoming a worse person instead of worrying about if youre inherently good#we had character development and now we're aroace and random teenagers at the queer alliance ask us how we got so confident#the trick is that lying to people with your immense knowledge of how to talk to people will have them view you as unreliable#but writing about people with your immense knowledge of how to talk to people just makes you a very good author#we still own more than one cloak though. we never throw shit out.#we don't know if any of these phrases make this more or less convincing honestly we're saying normal words
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For @emeraldcas' birthday celebration - casnatural//green//crossover
Happy Birthday Mel!!! 🥳🥳🎉 I had meant to make smth bigger and cooler but alas I didn't find the time to start anything until today, so in case I don't finish smth in time (I have a strong feeling I won't fjfkdhd) here's a mediocre doodle of Cas as a plant sim 🌱💚
[Open for better quality!]
#don't ask me how my mind got to plant sims btw i was thinking green. and then me and jaime had a talk abt salad. and now we're here dhdkdhd#emeraldcas30#castiel#castiel fanart#castiel supernatural#spn#angel!cas#the sims#spn fanart#traditional art#coloured pencil#ballpoint pen#solar draws#i'll admit as random as this is i do enjoy the little leaf wingsies. they suit him
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You're more amazing than Jobs
You're more amazing than like 25 fucking fish that all personally want me to fail
Hang on I came up with a dumb card to represent Triti
It's big and wordy and a pain in the ass to read, which makes it all the more likely that your opponent will forget one of the dumb hoops they have to jump through and then everything will get significantly worse for them and all their progress will be erased.
#asks#i beat 5-2!#saw a few silly tactics from a different youtube video and used them and they worked!#specifically 1: the little fish can't spawn until the big cuts are stitched so focus on the medium cuts first#2: the big fish can't spawn until all the fish and cuts are dealt with#and 3: don't be afraid to abuse the green juice that heals the patient#combining tips 2 and 3 lets you fully heal halfway through and go into the Big Fish Showdown with a padded healthbar#ALSO another strategy: ignore the cuts just KILL THOSE FUCKING FISH FIRST#THEN stitch the cuts#also if there's too many cuts then the fish won't attack anymore so yeah. just ignore the cuts#the cuts deal damage over time but the fish create more cuts so deal with the fish first#besides if you have no honor then you can just stall for a full heal right before the big fish fight so it's no problem#by using these tactics i was able to do all 5 patients and got a B rank! didn't even use healing touch#it feels super unfair that you have infinite healing with the only limit being a short cooldown so i try to avoid using it#but 5-2 just does not play fair. so neither can i#anyway next up is the Triti rematch so that's gonna be fun#just came up with the dumb bullshit card idea seen above#i hope it's sufficiently dumb and bullshit to communicate how dealing with Triti feels#hard to replicate the part where you remove the thorns and then cut the thing out and then the thorn regrows and undoes your cut#hard to translate that to a card game#anyway enjoy the bioweapon. or actually don't. it's definitely not meant to be enjoyed
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HER SMILE IN THE FIRST TWO SO HAPPY SO LOVESTRUCK I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION And also the way the Doctor is surprised and unsure what to do with his hands (bless) but still immediately closes his eyes and kisses back And then he settles into it and it's wonderful and beautiful The last gif really gets me cause it's from afar but you can see them both fully giving themselves to the kiss And wow because I'm not done flailing over River in the first two gifs. I feel like that more than anything else tells us what their marriage is like So happy and loving and there's so much trust in each other's love (THORS!River was blinded by grief for the Ponds I will die on this hill) Because she fully expects a goodbye kiss (SO CUTE!) and when he asks if he's forgotten something she's just so in love and adoring Shaking her head with full hearteyes and saying 'shut up' and confidently pulling him into a kiss Because they don't just Old Married Couple Bicker™ they also tease each other and laugh and there is so so much happiness there I will never get over not getting full episodes seeing them in the golden years of their relationship But even without them. This short moment tells us SO MUCH So much of their relationship is only hinted at or referenced but never shown but despite that you fully believe the relationship Because snippet scenes like this give so much depth Yowzah (@whogirl42)
DOCTOR WHO | Day of the Moon (6.02)
What? That's it? What's the matter with you? Am I forgetting something?
#meta#river song#the doctor#doctor who#WARNING: if you believe THORS is perfect and can do no wrong these may not be the tags for you :)#dani let's die on that hill together bc i agree; i've been watching these two for 13 years; they practically rewrote my brain chemistry#they were my first obsession; i was never normal before but i definitely wasn't normal after#you can't tell me river thinks the doctor wouldn't stand by her side if she was in danger and expect to me believe that w/o explanation#when i've been watching him stand by her side time and time again for years#and not even figuratively LITERALLY standing by her side; even when he barely knew who she was#and then AGMGTW River even tells her parents he'll always protect me#and on the balcony when she says i don't think he's ever given me a gift?? i'm glad moffat put think in there bc it has to be faulty memory#the doctor literally wrapped the diary in a RED BOW#and left it on her nightstand; she was using it throughout college and in prison; and it's not like she didn't know it came from him#she says the man who gave me this#and the dress he got her on their wedding night??? that stunning sparkly olive green dress perfectly tailored to her measurements#WITH a bow tie on the waistline??? he got her a dress with the bow tie#and she also said he wasn't sentimental or stupid enough; she's called him a nostalgic/sentimental idiot at least 3 times#and she's called him an idiot even more times than that#pls dont misunderstand i love THORS; i do but as i grow older the harder it is ignore the glaring inconsistencies#i prefer when retcons supplement or adjust existing canon which moffat did brilliantly when he explained why 12 was able to take river#to darillium when originally in the Last Night minisode it was 11 taking her; he had river say on the balcony no wonder you kept cancelling#but when retcons directly ignore or contradict established canon it becomes harder for me to swallow#and then in TNOTD her data ghost says he left her like a book on a shelf; LOLOL both 11 and 12 left her like a book on a shelf???#that didn't make sense then and after THORS it makes even less sense now; if you ever loved me IF IF?? HOW is this still a question?#the river that whispered the doctor's name in 10's ear is asking if he ever loved her?? it has to be grief; that's too contradictory#pls if river comes back let's stop recycling the if you ever loved me plotline; twice was enough#give me the confident i know he loves me river from the library#also pls know i love doctor who; the pond era is my favorite; and i can love the show and question it at the same time
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DP X DC: A Minor Drinking Problem
Phantom is a relatively new member of the JLA, but it's been a few months, and things are settling in well. He's shy and polite but is a master of the snark with villains.
Before a big mission, the all hands on deck kind, everyone is talking about scars and the crazy stories behind them to distract from the coming fight. Danny, finally feeling like he can join in the conversation with all these adult heroes, pulls off his right glove to show a pretty gnarly scar on the back of his wrist. “I got this one when I fought a guy from the Revolutionary War a few weeks ago! Didn't think he'd charge me with a bayonet.” He shares a couple more stories and scars, but only the ones that he can easily show off.
Because of stories like that and some historical depictions of Phantom from different time periods, they think he's this ancient and powerful immortal that just looks like a teenager, it wouldnt be the first time. He's powerful enough to go toe to toe with Superman, so there's no way he's actually a kid. He even sometimes has the haunted, world weary eyes that their most hardened members only get after experiencing too much. Danny, being our lovable, obliviously dense idiot, has not realized that they think he's an ancient being.
After the mission concludes -it was a rough one-, the JLA celebrate their victory with a couple drinks back at the watch tower. Danny is understandably uncomfortable with this whole situation and keeps asking, “Are you sure I should be here?” They reassure him it's fine as they pass around beers, which Danny politely declines several times. Danny eventually sees this as the perfect chance to pad his blackmail folders on his inebriated coworkers.
Anyway, as the night goes on, they have a good time, but Phantom still hasn't gotten a drink like the rest of them, and Green Lantern (or hero of your choice) really wants their shy friend to come out of his shell. So, he slams an open beer bottle on the coffee table in front of Phantom. “Come on Phantom! Let loose a little. Celebrate!”
“Dude! What the hell?! I'm 16! That's illegal!” Phantom squeaks in shock.
“We don't care how old you were when you died. It's how long you've been a ghost that counts.” Flash slings an arm around Danny's shoulders from where he’s sat next to him on the couch. Flash can't get drunk, but he also thinks it would be fun to see their uptight new member drunk.
“That's even worse! You'd be giving alcohol to a two year old!” Phantom is horrified that his coworkers are so casually breaking the law.
“But you said you fought in the Revolutionary War this morning!” Green Lantern said with his eyebrows knit in confusion.
“No, I said I fought someone from the Revolutionary War. As in, the ghost of someone from the revolutionary war!”
“You can't pull that on us. There's murals and stuff of you from thousands of years ago.” The Flash waves off with a laugh.
Phantom’s finger presses painfully hard into Flash’s chest. “I do not need to explain time travel to you of all people. My mentor hates you, and I'm STILL sent on missions constantly to clean up your messes.” Phantom's clear and low. Flash liked it better when he was shouting and not staring him down like a predator with narrowed eyes.
(This random idea popped into my head. It made me laugh, so I thought you might, too. Here you go!)
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#danny phantom#dp x dc prompt#plot bunny#the flash#green lantern#time travel
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Danny adopts himself
It's a common joke in Gotham that Bruce Wayne will adopt any black-haired and blue-eyed traumatized boy he finds. So much so that even he leans into it. But he was completely shocked when Damian confronts him about having a new brother that he did not want.
Bruce could barely get a word in when the rest of the family arrived upset that they weren't told about getting another sibling after Damian texted the family group chat (for once).
Damian had encountered a boy around Drake's age moving stuff into what was an empty room. The room was now furnished top to bottom with glowing green lights, tapestries of stars, random artifacts, several telescopes, and model rockets.
He knew the moment he saw the black hair and blue eyes that his father had taken in another ward.
Apparently Bruce was the last the know about his new "son" who was currently rearranging furniture and asking to helf Alfred with dinner.
Said dinner was an uncomfortable as Bruce was grilled by his kids on his addiction to adoption. Simultaneously they tried to get to know the new addition to the family.
It was easy to see that Damian didn't like Danny but it was equally easy to see that Danny could cow the boy like a border collie on a lamb. When Damian thew a dagger the teen caught it with one hand as it passed his face and then slid it across the table back to Damian.
"Try again. " Danny said "And this time don't aim to miss on purpose. If you want me dead you need to do better."
Damian put the knife away and huffed.
Tim and Danny hit it off almost instantly. The way they were able to bounce their thoughts back and forth made Tim believe that he found an equal.
Danny was able to understand Cassie immediately with just look in eachothers eyes like he was reading her mind but not in a creepy way.
Jason of course noticed the strange energy in the air around the kid. It was soothing. Like lavender wafting in the air. Well lavender for everyone else for him it was like opium. His eyes felt heavy like he had eaten a handful of poppy seeds. At the same time he felt full, like he had eating a full meal after starving for a week.
Whatever it is Damian was feeling it too. The demon looked even more his age as he rubbed his eyes and yawned. The crease in his brow gone.
Duke on the other hand was more on edge as his eyes flickered towards Danny before looking away. He had something he wanted to ask about the glowing boy but since no one can see it or just isn't saying anything he will keep quiet for now.
Next was Barbara who teased the new kid.
"So how do you like your new family? Ready to be the new robin?" She asked.
"Im robin." Damian mumbled groggily.
The others were waiting for Damian to finally fall asleep and glared at one another in a challenge to be the one to pick up Damian and put him to bed. Dick was winning.
Speaking of Dick, as expected he was off the wall excited to learn more about his new little brother. He wanted the full story as to why Bruce took him in. He could almost certainly guess it was because of a tragic situation and Dick was already ready to handle it as the greatest big brother ever and he wasn't sharing the title no matter what Barbara said. Even if she was Stephanie's favorite.
Bruce cleared his throat and the table went silent. "So, Danny. Where exactly did you come from? Why are you here? And how did you know who I am?"
Everyone went white. Did they all just risk their identities believing that Danny was a new Robin? Why didn't Bruce say something? Not even a signal for the protocol they would use.
Danny frowned looking a bit hurt.
"What do you mean, Bruce? You said you owed me. You said you'd give me anything I wanted if saved your son. I even helped you get back home when you got lost in time." Danny huffed feeling betrayed.
The table went silent.
Bruce made a few calculations in his brain before something must have come to mind. "I lost my memory for a bit so I need a bit of proof."
Danny placed a batarang on the table. The batarang had an engraving on it in a code that only Bruce knew.
"You told me to show this to Alfred when I came. We had a deal, Bruce. You promised me whatever I wanted." Danny huffed clearly insulted.
Just like Danny had said the code was the one Bruce had made. However this code wasn't a promise to grant a favor but to welcome someone new to the family. Past Bruce must have had plans to take the boy in but told Danny something else to lure him here.
Bruce recognized that everyone was right and he has a problem now that he's looking at it like this.
#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#damian wayne#bruce wayne#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#duke thomas#tim drake#red robin
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part 2 lol
so apparently it's really fucking hard to get into the SAS. and ontop of that I've been getting tiktoks of people going around an army base asking why they joined. most responses were to pay off student loans, bills, school, (someone said there's was 6 years of prison or school and *mental note for idea*), the recruiter lied or spoilt them, barracks bunny.
141 (poly?) x notsobaddasssoldier!reader
and now i can't stop thinking of soldier!reader. who really half-assed their way through everything - only doing the job for the money and to pay off student loans + they had nothing better to do.
who somehow ends up being adopted by Price (kinda like Gaz i guess ???) all because reader happened to be in the right place at the right time and saved Price's ass while managing to complete a mission the Task Force were doing.
and it's not that you saved his ass or completed the mission that makes Price go *this is mine* - it's the fact that afterwards all you can say is-
"this shit is so not worth paying off my student loans."
"oh fuck i forgot to cancel my subscription. fuckk- waste of fucking money"
- all the while a building is burning in front of you but yeah just not at all concerned about what had just happened. so price just *grabs you by the back of your neck and holds you up, claiming you as part of his task force now.*
(lol you probably can't do that irl but this is fiction sooo suck my ass.)
and laswell's just like no... they are very much still green john. way too green. no.
but it's too late. he's already introducing you to the task force. singing your praises and you're just like
"man he promised to pay off my student loans and give me food." basically how ur recruiter got ya ass.
enough said. you get the whole off the books speech, saving the world by doing things others wouldn't like. but u couldn't give a rats ass - you should but nah...
and like... you know you're the rookie... you're still green... but some of the shit 141 do you just...
"so you just gonna kidnap the wife AND the child...? right... kid, you wanna watch bluey? here..."
"and you do this often...? crazy."
but you don't exactly protest. how could you with how much you get paid. you kinda just side-eye and look away when it's geta a lil crazy. *bombastic side-eye*
and the other 141 guys - oh my days. become just as enormed as price and want to start really trying to amplify your skills. but every time, they start explaining how to do things - the best way to go about a situation or how to fight a certain way.
you pull this face. like your top lip pulls back, your eyebrows scrunch together, and there's a slight frown on your lips as they speak. like you look confused/disgusted. but you don't even realise cause-
"why're you pulling that face?" 141
"that's... that's just my focusing face..."
"oh..." 141 feels bad
then when they do take you in feild you're shaking your head no. like you haven't been around that long. what the fuck? now you're bout to infiltrate an enemy base!?!?!
"can i just wait in the car?"
"no." price
"i'm gonna vomit."
"aim at the enemy." ghost
people think that because you're suddenly in this badass task force that surely they're just using you for your assets.
they all think you're the 141 barracks bunny. and maybe you should be pissed or annoyed or grossed out. but all you can do is sigh and pause from the burger price got you, and let out a long exhale.
"fuck... maybe i can just do onlyfans or be a pornstar... shit maybe it's not too late..."
"military is bascially sex work - selling my body..."
"not that different from what i'm doing now. body being used, check. body sore in the strangest places, check."
your tone so empty, blank and nonchalant, but there's a serious look in your eyes that when you grab your phone out to maybe do a little research on how you could do that, your phone is snatched from your hand by one of the guys and they walk out the room without a second look back.
with an annoyed huff, you go back to eating your burger. but suddenly, you turn to the person who genuinely thought you were a barracks bunny.
"hey you think if i be a barracks bunny i get out of missions and shit?"
"...that's not how it works..." rando.
"fuck."
and maybe you try...
like you go to price's office and the guys are already in there, chatting about something that you should really pay attention too but you can't be assed. instead you unashamedly start to speak...
"if i suck ya'll dicks can i get out the mission?"
"no. you still have to join." gaz says amused
"even if you-" *que long sigh from price* "even if you suck our dicks."
"that's fucked up. i should've done porn."
and with the most hurt and broken-hearted look on your face, you leave the office, closing the door with a dramatic sigh. the guys just stare at the door in... confusion, amusement, and maybe arousal if ya'll dig that
idk man just gimmie more soldier!reader who just really ain't the fucked, there for money, lowkey hungry and doesn't know what the fuck is happening. kinda a pet or little sibling energy that the 141 love.
bonus*
"wait so they aren't sucking our dicks?" *soap says getting slapped in the back of the head by ghost
a/n: brain is rottinnggg. i should be doing so much other shit but... cod just consumes my brain 24/7
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