#don’t worry Kakuzu I heard it happens to like 1 in 4 men

[ladykissingfish]

*in bed late at night*

Kakuzu: I’m so embarrassed …

Hidan: Hey, relax, ‘Kuzu. It’s alright.

Kakuzu: It’s just, this has never happened to me before. But I’ve been so tired and stressed lately and I could just barely get it up, it felt so heavy …

Hidan: *patting him on the shoulder* Kakuzu, you’re fuckin’ 91. The fact that you can still do it at all is kinda a damn miracle, you know? You’re allowed to have an “off” night; I don’t think any less of you, okay? I’m sure tomorrow you won’t have any trouble at all.

Kakuzu, tears in eyes: Thank you, brat.

Kakuzu: Still; I never thought I’d see the day where I had trouble lifting my money briefcase to count the day’s loot.