#don’t look too into this I just wanted to have fun with a dance-like comp
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kailysander · 11 months ago
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716chr · 5 months ago
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“WE ARE M・T・T・B” - Chapter 9
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📍 HAMA House - Living Room
Kaede: Good work yesterday, everyone!
Toi: It was super lovely~! Did you come see us at the tournament, chief?
Kaede: Yeah, I secretly went to cheer you guys on. Ryui came along as well.
Toi: My Dear Brother!? But I told him he didn’t have to come since he looked so busy with work...!
Kaede: I was so moved by the last cat pose at the end… Just remembering it brings a tear to my eye…
Muneuji: Thank you, Chief. We also had a wonderful experience.
Kaede: I see…, that’s wonderful. *Sniffle*… I need a tissue…
Kiroku: Chief…you r-really…cry e-easily…
Kaede: S-sorry guys, I got caught up in the moment…*Sniffle*. So I was thinking, since you guys came home so late last night and were probably exhausted, we didn’t have a chance to eat together so―
Kaede: How about we go out for a celebration dinner right now? I want to show everyone my appreciation.
Kaede: And of course, it’ll be my treat.
Ten: Oh sweet. I’m down if you’re paying~
Muneuji: Thank you for your consideration. Of course, we’ll all partake.
Toi: Yep!
Kiroku: Ye…Yeah…
Kaede: Then it’s settled! Let me just send Chihiro the details―
Chihiro: OMG, you guys! dazzle and Spinel are, like, totally blowing up right now!
Kaede: What’s wrong Chihiro? Is something up?
Chihiro: Look at this!
Kiroku: A video…from yesterday’s…compe…tition…?
Muneuji: Is this a clip of our dance?
Chihiro: Yeah, for real! Check out these views!
Ten: Would you look at that…it’s really doing numbers, huh~ Crazy…the views are still shooting up as we speak too.
Kaede: Wow, the trending topics on SNS are all about your team, the dance, and your masks too…!
Toi: Look, Kiro-chan! There’s a bunch of pictures of people trying to make their own cat masks!
Kiroku: T-they all…look…r-really…nice.
Chihiro: I know, right!? And guess what, the vids of our dance in the competition are poppin’ up everywhere too. …..Even the celebes are gettin’ in on it….!
Kaede: This…This might become a social phenomenon…!
Chihiro: Ehehe, hearin’ that from Chiefy makes Chii real happy!
Chihiro: We might not have won top place, but it looks like we’re about to become the top trendy squad! With this fame, nailing that promise to Prez will be a piece of cake! Killin’ two birds with one stone~!
Kaede: (Now that you mention it, I do remember him saying something like that on stream…)
Chihiro: We’ve had our ups and downs, but dancing with this squad was like, the most fun ever!
Chihiro: Chii’s picks were spot on! We definitely have to dance together again~!
Muneuji: Of course, I’d love to if the opportunity arises.
Toi: Let’s have fun next time too! Right, Kiro-chan? ♪
Kiroku: Y-yeah…
Chihiro: Ten-cham, you too, right!?
Ten: Well, if I feel like it I guess.
Chihiro: Yippee! Hey Chiefy, you wanna join us too?
Kaede: Nono, I’ll pass… I’m just an average guy.
Chihiro: Oh c’mon, don’t be shy~♪ We gotta do it someday!
Chihiro: Ahaha! Anyway, Chii’s stomach is grumbling and growling right now. How ‘bout we hit up some BBQ?
4 people: Agreed!
Chihiro: Woohoo! ‘Kaykay, let’s go-go-go, everyone!
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celestie0 · 7 months ago
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Thoughts on humanities majors🤔🤔
OKAYYY even tho i was stem major most of my friends were humanities majors so i’ve got opinions LOL
psych majors - i love me a psych major. idc idc i know theyre are a dime a dozen but theyre just so ADORABLE w the therapy talk and the taking things seriously although sometimes i felt i was talking through them and not to them loool
poli sci majors - kind of scary. usually have lots of family trauma and repressed issues. come off as very hardened but are actually big softies. i am terrified by how fast they can read shit. also care more about things that happen in the news than their own life like literally their dog could die and they’d be like “but there’s news that SCOTUS just—” IDK every poli sci major i have ever met has given me massive oldest sibling vibes
public policy majors - similar to poli sci except they don’t want to be lawyers they just want a govt job and believe they can finesse the system then retire early. really kind though, but can get into really heated debates
music majors - kinda secretive n keep to themselves ab their assignments n classes bc they either assume no one cares or it’s just too silly to explain what exactly they do
dance majors - exact same as music majors except they are part of a cool club on campus that performs at events and that’s their primary friend group and if you’re their friend but not in that dance club w them, you are actually just an acquaintance to them
english majors - MASSIVE MASSIVE nerds omg the english majors i’ve met have been bigger nerds than the comp sci or physics majors i’ve met loool. they have very very sharp opinions about things and can be a lil eccentric. either this or they are so cute w colored hair n totebags n probably lights candles in the house
film majors - very cynical, constantly stressed, constantly changing their post-grad plans. sort of have a bit of a superiority complex when it comes to understanding media, can be very condescending if you didn’t understand a movie the way you were allegedly supposed to. BUT on the bright side they give great movie recs most of the time!!
history majors - omg all the history majors i have met have been so perpetually exhausted n idk why. like what tf are they puttin yall through in that major??? literally the most miserable looking ppl i’ve ever met. is it all the fuckin essays n research?? pls get some rest
philosophy majors - i’m sorry but i can’t stand yall. i just cannot. have fun though!!
ok this is all i can think of rn loool
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marshmallowprotection · 8 months ago
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hi! can i ask for a romantic matchup please?
personality — i’m definitely an ambivert but introvert leaning. i value my alone time a lot but also when i want to hang out, im suppperrrr clingy!!!! my love language is probably quality time (and my love language that i react best to is gift giving - not necessarily in a vain way but i guess it can be seen as that; i just feel very touched when people are willing to spend money or time on me to buy or make me something). i’ve been described as bubbly but i personally don’t think i am, although i can see it? it’s more of a persona i put on for other people and while i like it, only my closest closest friends see me at my “normal” state where im actually kinda monotone LOL i kinda look like 😐 but that’s how i know im comfortable enough with someone to put my persona to rest lolll. ive also been described as “big brained” and “someone who does too much” in terms of schedule and being busy so take that as u will LOL (for context i’m a college student)
hobbies — my biggest hobbies… crocheting, playing on my switch (persona 5!!), ans reading trashy fantasy ya novels 🫶🏼 love love love my girl hobbies !!!!! i also love watching anime and reading manga but not to the point of weebery lolll and i like kpop a lot!! i learn a lot of kpop dances. also i guess dyeing my hair is lowkey a hobby… i have purple toned black hair rn (my natural color is black) but in recent years ive also had light pink, split pink and green, split pink and blue, plum, teal tips, and caramel hair lol.
physical appearance — speaking of physical attributes … again, colored hair. i have a few cartilage piercings. im asian ? i’m pretty petite (feels corny to say 😭), im about 5’0 and random fun fact is that i have tiny fingers, like literal child sized nail bed
etc. — i’m an infj with OCD ?? and i love cats and dogs and i want a pet snakeeeee!!! also im a comp sci double major. ive never been in a romantic relationship although i have come close maybe a few times. lastly i loveeee nicknames and pet names!!
thank you! idk if this is too much info lol but ty anyway 🫶🏼
I match you with...
Jumin!
It might sound odd, but hear me out! You said yourself that you're the kind of person who values quality time, and quality time means that you get to be yourself with somebody who understands who you are at your core. You don't have to pretend to be somebody you're not, and you don't have to wear a mask when you're with them. You don't have to overcompensate! The right person would be somebody you could enjoy doing anything with, even sitting in silence. 
Jumin values that, too. People misunderstand his love language and assume that it's only gift-giving sometimes. Sure, that's a fact of his personality, but that's not the entirety of his being. He wants to be with somebody who understands him and someone he understands in return. You never have to be afraid when you're with him. You can talk about every passion and hobby you have, and isn't that the most fun you can have with another person?
He can talk about as much magic as he wants and you can talk about as much Persona and other video games that you want. There's something very intimate and sweet about a love that is built on the foundation of being able to be who you are without shame. 
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ukiyokki · 4 years ago
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mars reads too much dreamnotfound fanfiction for their own good
a dreamnotfound fanfic recommendation list by your resident dumbass (me)
this took way to fucking long... i’m tired
below is a (very extensive) list dedicated to all my favorite dnf fics, ranging from quick one shots to 100k+ word monstrosities that devour the storage on my computer, forever incomplete masterpieces to ongoing works of art, you get the idea. i provided links for each fic/series for your reading pleasure. there will be no smutty/nsfw fics on this list, that’s just not my vibe lmao. this list goes in no particular order, and i’ll update it from time to time when i feel like it. now, without further ado, let us begin.
Heat Waves (complete) by tbhyourelame
(wtf else did you expect, looking at a dnf rec list?) amazingly well written, and while it’s not my favorite dnf fic it’s damn near close. in the midst of a brutal heatwave, a suffering dream comes to terms with the fact that he is desperately in love with his best friend. everything i could say about this fic has already been said by nearly everyone who’s read it, so if you haven’t yet caved into the hype, just go for it. you won’t be disappointed.
Gonna be around (completed) by georgescatcafe
(mc irl) my favorite dnf oneshot to date. just read it, i don’t wanna spoil for you :)
Inferno in the Sky (ongoing)by zairielon
(star wars au) an ongoing star wars au currently clocking in at almost 200k words. need I say more? everything about it absolutely slaps, each chapter is amazingly written, and it’s just good. also, can we just appreciate dream and tubbos dynamic in here? 10/10, amazing, must protecc. oh right, a summary: george, an exiled padawan turned engineer, must return to the jedi temple after attacks on it from an unknown assailant threaten the safety of himself and the other jedi.
Like Magic (ongoing) by KangarooKen, NotGra55 (Gra55)
(harry potter au) the unofficial official dnf harry potter au. we watch the young unlikely wizard pair grow up together throughout their years at hogwarts as they battle good old fashioned wizard racism. beautifully written, incredibly fun and suspenseful, and just an overall blast and a half.
GeorgeNotFound, Son of Poseidon, and the League of Minor Gods (ongoing) by Clichewho_69, Cygnvs, Trash_Kinggg
(percy jackson au) percy jackson au? check. “road trip” (technically quest but u get what i mean)? check. enemies to friends to lovers? check. this fic follows the plot of the lightning theif (albeit loosely), but everything is explained enough where you don’t have to read percy jackson to understand what’s going on. basically after moving to the usa, george gets taken to camp halfblood where he learns that a) gods exist. b) he’s the son of poseidon and c) he needs to prove that he didn’t steal zeus’s master bolt.
Protected (completed) by aenqua
(royalty/camelot au) my favorite piece of dnf media of all time. dubbed the official dnf camelot au, where dream is the heir to the throne and george is a servants son with a secret that couldp get him killed. these childhood friends grow up together and learn trust, love, and acceptance. (that summary did not justice to the masterpiece that is this fic) here’s the directors cut
The Hunter (completed) by HederEgo
(mc irl) a choose your own adventure fic with 13 different endings, where dream the hunter must kill george and stop him from beater the ender dragon. enough said.
The official dream team cowboy AU (series)(ongoing) by antsu_in_my_pantsu
(cowboy au) cowboys and outlaws horses and shit. and the big gay. it’s a cowboy au, what else did you expect? fucking yee haw (all seriousness this is a great read, i loved it so so so so much and i can’t wait for the final chapter to release).
This is a Drista moment, let's just accept it (completed) by Qekyo
dnf fic from drista pov. considering its unique perspective, it’s perfectly done. beautifully showcases a sibling relationship through drista and her memories/moments with dream, and it just works, y’a know? also drista supremacy.
Dear Dream (completed) by Qekyo
(wwii au) i don’t cry when watching/reading anything sad. translation: i’m a heartless bitch. however, this fic is the only exception. it caused me to cry so hard my mom walked in my room and asked if i was ok. ‘nuff said.
TECHNOlogical Wingman (completed) by Closeted_Bookworm
techno is the autocorrect ai on dreams phone, and he gains sentience. interesting concept, and the author fucking nailed it. great fic.
It Was Only a Fic (ongoing) by imagineitdear
dream starts reading a dnf fanfic (we’ve all been there buddy).
Teacher’s Pet (ongoing) by niyuha
(teacher au) in which dream is a high school english teacher and george is the new comp sci teacher in room 297.
Saltwater Secrets (ongoing) by earlgay_milktea
(mermaid/high school au) a great example of the shear amount of variety in fics this fandom has to offer. when i started reading dnf fics i would have never thought i’d find one about a mermaid george hopelessly crushing on his human friend, who happens to be his schools star swimmer. yet here i am, and i am far from disappointed.
Smash My Heart (incomplete) by dontrollthedice
george and sapnap are commentators for duper smash brothers tournaments, and george develops a crush on an up and coming smash streamer named dream.
roleplaying in the dark is harder than it seems (completed) by Alienu
laser tag. 10/10
solar system (completed) by quartzfia
(mc irl) george vists dream in pandora’s vault.
Ramblings of a Lunatic (completed) by jungkooksfic
ahh communicating through a notebook left on a shelf in a bookstore- what a perfect way to start a relationship.
Paint me like your French Girls (It's Charcoal, Actually) (completed) by Turtle_ier
(artist au) george is an art student, and dream is a model.
00:00:00 (completed) by isleofdreams
(soulmate au) 00:00:00 is the moment you meet your soulmate, as indicated but the clock ticking down on your wrist until the moment you meet. i’m not a fan of soulmate aus; this fic is the exception.
Blue Skies Smilin' At Me (completed) by kivy
(artist au) i don’t usually cry while reading stuff, but this brought me damn near close. george is a painting conservator and chats it is with the ghost of the artist if the painting he is working on. they fall in a love.
Current Location (incomplete) by hendollana
(influencer au) george simps for a hot american instagram model. who knew he’d actually follow back?
The Withering (series) (series ongoing, 1 work completed) by App1e_Juice
(mc irl) lore and world building and fight scenes and everything i crave. what’s not to love? something starts making the plants and crops around dreams village wither, and must team up with new friends to find the cause of the mysterious disease plaguing the land.
Minecraft, But You Can't Leave (complete) by facadecake
(mc irl) dream and george are sucked into their own private minecraft world together and must beat the game to escape.
Free The Game, Beat the End (incomplete) by goatgoatwasfound
(mc irl) a glitch in minecraft causes thousands of players from around the world to be trapped inside minecraft, with only one way of escape- beating the ender dragon. first dnf fic i ever read, and it’s still 10/10 for me.
Why don't you come a little closer? (completed) by lifeofandoms
george gets stood up by a date, and Dream pretends he’s the date to save george from the embarrassment. simply adorable.
lightning bug (completed) by saintachesP
(band au) while on tour, dream realizes his feeling for george.
Hold me closer (completed) by Treesofmyheart
(mc irl/dsmp) i just,, really like this trope.
Dizzy on caffeine (completed) by GleamingGreenGoggles
(coffee shop au) best dnf coffeeshop au i’ve read. periodt.
living a life of crime isn’t always easy (series) (completed) by itisjosh
(mafia/assassin au) stockholm syndrome except it’s not weird.
Inhibitions Make Interesting Situations (completed) by Ship_On_The_Sea
i pissed myself laughing. it’s just a dream and george being hilariously dense, flustered idiots. serotonin central.
thy eternal summer shall not fade (completed) by gracequills
(high school au) that moment when you recite shakespeare to your crush in your ap lit class instead of confessing (hate it when that happens).
All is Fair in love and Football (ongoing) by graciegirl2001
(college au) #1 favorite college au. in which george is a cheerleader, and dream is the football teams rising star player. this one gets extra points because of the amazing karlnap moments sprinkled throughout. *chefs kisses air*
online love (completed) by andbutso
(high school au) online classes go zoooooooom
Can’t help falling (completed) by isleofdreams
dream re-learns the guitar to sing to george on his birthday. beautiful. fluffy. amazing
dance in the rain and my arms (completed) by lazy_kitkat
george is a rain god, and dream is a wind god
Weather Boy (completed) by DaintyDiizzle
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? (where dream can control the rain)
The color orange (completed) by anon
(mc irl) dream describes the colors of a sunset
Family Mode (completed)by Strawberry_flavoured_tears
they’re dads :,)
Breathing Room (incomplete) by papercranes
(band an) an amazing band au. the mad lad author wrote original songs for each chapter. above and beyond, mad props :). unfortunately, it’s incomplete
Piece of Clay (completed) by carbonbrine
(artist au) george is a sculptor and his sculpture comes to life- but oh no he’s hot.
Try (completed) by Not4typicalwriter
(royalty au) george must choose a suitor, but none of them are up to dream, his head knights, standards. or dream is hella jelly. also protective dream is perfect
When the Roses Bloom (completed) by HederEgo
(royalty au) close second for my favorite fic. go to royalty au for a quick serotonin bost. it’s all fluff and flowers and crushes, and i love it. criminally underrated.
Heavenstruck (ongoing) by dontrollthedice
george is dreams guardian angel, and dream want to find out more about him and his past life. bittersweet :,)
Bang and Burn (completed) by App1e_Juice
(spy au) george accidentally falls for target number 1 on sapnap’s secret agency’s hit list. this ones great, i love me a spy au :)
Can I get a uhh… (completed) by lemonskies
dream keeps pulling up to the drive through mcdonald’s that george works at drunk.
Pretty Stranger (completed) by anon
when looking for dream in the terminal, george sees a cute guy and decides to flirt.
Take my Hand (completed) by latinbias
(royalty au) another royalty au? poggers. surprise twists? double poggers. love this a lot.
seconds, minutes, hours, lifetimes (complete) by meridies
ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP *inhales to compose herself* roadtrip au. unrequited love, ignored feelings, longing, pining, you know the drill. absolutely love this one, its the best roadtrip au i have ever read, in any fandom. (maybe cause i identify with it a little too much, but thats not important. whats important is that you read this fic. right now. im waiting).
Message redacted (complete) by justyouraverageloser
(text fic) dream asks for a girls number and realises hes been given the wrong number. however, an unexpected relationship starts to form between him and the stranger on the other end of the line.
the waves (completed) by anon
(mc irl) this fic was written by the same anon who wrote the color orange, which is up there on my fav dnf oneshot list. dream and george know they have a higher purpose. they don’t know where they came from, or why they are seemingly the only humans in the world, or how they feel about eachother, or even where the skeletons come from, but they are sure of one thing: they have to beat a dragon.
The Dream Doll (completed) by PeppDream (Pep_Pizza)
(voodoo i guess) i’m a real big fan of fics with really out there or unique concepts, so naturally this one makes the cut! i really liked it, it’s really sweet and made me think a lot about what matters to me in the world. george finds a strange doll in an antique shop, and would really like to just stuff it in a drawer and forget about it. sadly (?), the doll has other plans.
last updated February 6th, 2021
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lizzie-is-here · 3 years ago
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colorguard! reader x peter parker
summary: an entirely self-indulgent piece for myself bc i have to be at my school by 4:15 and get on a bus for 5 fucking hours
wordcount: 750
warnings: cussing, mentions of racism and homophobia, my saber cut me one time and now i hold a grudge against it
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• for those who don’t know what colorguard is, it’s this:
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ah pls look at those rotations! those are 7s or 8s y’all😩
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low key think i’ve been to that arena
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drama🥵
• ok assuming ur in high school, this is also kinda gonna be peter parker x reader
• idk ab other schools’ guards but literally my whole guard is fruity
• we love
• anyway
• you’ve been friends with peter for a while, and he had called you in a panic when he got bitten by the spider at oscorp.
• aka, you had to help him make the first spider-man suit. neither of you could really sew and you honestly want to forget about the shabby costume.
• you convinced him to join marching band, even if he did choose saxophone (slightly to your dismay, you’d love to see him in guard, or god forbid, drumline).
• band camp nearly killed that boy, leading to you making many jokes about how, even after gaining superpowers, he was still laying on the field dying after a run-through.
• he attends every winterguard competition, much to your director’s joy. directors take any excuse for extra help.
• when he joins the avengers, he stays in marching band for you 🥺
• peter brings you to meet them, and you’re literally in awe. they don’t think you’re weird or nerdy for it, instead they ask if they can come when marching season comes around.
• nat helping teach you ballet and gymnastics so you can get that dance solo babe
• making them attend a DCI performance and screaming for blue devils bc iconic. my first blue devils show i saw was ghost light and it’s still in my heart.
• them coming to a friends and family performance at the end of band camp
• making the super soldiers try to toss your equipment and wanting to fucking scream because once he gets decent, bucky can toss elevens on rifle with only half preps🤠
• tony as a band parent pls 😩
• the team cheering you on at state and literally jumping down bleachers to hug you both.
• not to brag but my band won state this year and omg fucking surreal. literally froze my nips off bc we didn’t have sleeves on our costumes in the middle of goddamn november but fun anyway.
• them at winterguard comps? almost embarrassing bc they’re screaming when you pull the tarp out.
• consoling u if the outfits are ugly
• if u have any solos it’s over hon they’re hyping u up big time
• WGI slapping every time. this year’s lexis winterguard show is bussin bussin y’all look them up they’re hot
• anyway have some fun scenarios that have happened to me:
• slamming into a fucking metal pole in the parking lot bc i couldn’t see over the goddamn flags
• it rained on us during warmup and our flags were soggy af. still got first tho
• swarming a mcdonald’s at 5 am with the winterguard
• going batshit for a ziploc bag half full of grapes
• breaking multiple lights in the gym because ‘oops didn’t think i could toss that high’
• trying a trick toss at practice and everyone going crazy when you catch
• showing off when another school group walks by (our track team practices at the same time and close by)
• cutting ur freaking hand open with the saber because the tape is too scratchy
• honestly f saber line it’s literally just pinch pinch like bitch i’m not a crab
• we get m&ms instead of trophies for the winter competitions, so literally going feral for the family size bag
• wind and flag work🤮
• exchanges looking sexy as hell. i have a duet suicide (a double exchange) with a friend this season and i nearly kill him every time but the crowd likes it sooo
• crying because your rifle has a crack but buying a new one and adjusting to the weight is a shit time
• fighting the winds bc 90% of ours are racist or homophobic 🙄 literally don’t associate w them
• guard cuddle-piles
• our band does separate breakfasts for each section the morning of the first comp, and we exchange gifts.
• no matter how much you complain, staying for your friends who are more like family
• anyway back to fanfic stuff
• peter asking you out at a competition and sneaking to sit with him on the bus
• sorta-cringey-super-cute hand holding at comps
• him being buff and being able to lift you with ease, leading to partner choreo
• packing snacks for each other bc couples that steal each other’s food stay together
• even if there is a no-pda rule, he’ll kiss you in the middle of the gym or field after every awards ceremony, whether you win or not. he’s proud either way and you feel the same.
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cripplingaddictions · 4 years ago
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Haikyuu boys when you get injured playing your sport pt.2
Oikawa, Tsukishima, Tendo, Asahi, Kageyama
Summary: The first one was really fun to write, so here is part 2! This is some others and how I think they’d react when you get hurt during sport!
Warnings: Explicit mention of blood and open wounds
A/N: I’d like to thank everyone for over 100 followers! Yes, I know that doesn’t seem like many but it’s a big deal to me, so thank you!! I also appreciate the patience with my messed up writing schedule <3 ...Tendo’s got really long and Kageyama’s got a little angsty whoops 
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Oikawa:
As one who suffers from a sport injury himself, Oikawa is constantly aware of the possibility
Reminds you before every game of hockey to stay safe
His tone may be lighthearted when he says it, but he’s very serious
He knows the ins and outs of stretching and the recovery process for injuries
Usually, he doesn’t come to your games, mostly because he’s busy or he's afraid of getting recognised
When you get home or see him next, he’d ask out the game and listen with excitement and interest
He definitely does research on the game too
This time, he was so glad he went
To avoid being recognised, he wore a cap and sunglasses, standing at the back of the spectators
His height allowed him to easily watch you from the crowd
You were really hyped for the game, knowing your opponents were going to be tough
Unfortunately, your team was struggling with the game
The other team was scoring goal after goal, and you couldn’t keep up
You ran back to defend the goal, in the way for an approaching player
They were ready to score, and you were ready to dive in
The urgency and pressure of the situation got to your head, and you ran towards them with anger
You let out a cry, charging towards the hockey ball
In the back of your mind, you knew Oikawa wouldn’t be impressed with how you lost your patience
And you were right
He treaded closer to the game, his eyebrows furrowed and his arms crossed
“Y/N... Don’t get ahead of yourself”
He whispered, wishing you could hear him
Your opponent placed the ball in position to swing for goal
But you had gotten too far ahead of yourself
They swung their hockey stick
Your ankle was in the way
Usually, you wouldn’t be too bothered, bruises littering your ankle for a week after
This time, the stick was made of aluminium
The impact and pain that shot through your ankle brought you to the ground
Pain unbearable, you dropped your own stick and held your food
“Ow, ow, ow”
You mumbled sloppily, tears, saliva, and snot dribbling over your lips
You wanted to stand up and keep playing but the pain continued like an unforgiving clamp tightening on your ankle
Suddenly aware of how you look, you wiped your mouth from the fluids
You heard a whistle blow, but the pain caused for stars to dance in your vision
“Y/N-chan, eyes up here”
The stars from your eyes cleared, the sight of your boyfriend crouching next to you on the field shining through
You couldn’t form words, not that they would have helped
He immediately moved to take your shoe off, seeing how it had already started to swell 
It blew up like a balloon before your very eyes
“I’ll carry you”
Oikawa whispered, sliding an arm around your back and the other securely under your knees
Lifting you up, he escorted you off the field
He didn’t let you ride in the ambulance your coach called by yourself, holding your hand the whole way
It was definitely a bad break, being a pain through the recovery process as you could hardly apply any pressure on the foot
You were in a cast, and Oikawa wrote a lovey-dovey message on it that took up half the space
Once you were out of it Oikawa knew all the right physiological stretches in order to get you back on your feet to play again
He did a great job taking care of you, and you couldn't thank him more
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Tsukishima:
Doesn’t effect your relationship that you were into swimming as that was not why he loved you
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like how you are training so hard for it
It’s the passion and love for swimming that he wishes he had for volleyball
To be honest, Tsukishima wouldn’t be worried about you getting hurt
He thinks swimming is not a very hazardous sport
Which is fairly true, so you don’t get injured during a specific race or anything
Your injury shows up slowly over time
Originally you shook it off, expecting that the soreness in your shoulders was just your muscles tired after a long two hours of lap after lap
However, it started getting worse, and you began to tell Tsukishima your concerns
He’d say something like, “Then just take your time at training. I can’t do anything about it. What did you expect me to say?”
Let’s be real, he’s kind of worried
Especially as he began to notice how you would wince after taking your bag off your shoulders, or if you reached up to the top shelf
The day he realised that you needed to get them checked out was when you had walked to his place after training
The whole walk there the straps of your bag felt a lot heavier
Your shoulders hurt, but the left was the worst one by fair
Shifting the weight of your bag to your right shoulder, you gave the left a rest
Soon enough you knocked on Tsukishima’s door and he opened quickly after
You dropped your bag inside the door and rubbed your shoulder
“Oi, Y/N, are you okay?”
Tsukishima asked, the way your sighed making his eyebrows furrow ever so slightly
“Yeah, but my shoulder is pretty bad”
You tell him, hoping that he’ll show some sympathy
He scooped up your bag and called for you to follow him to the couch
He left you there, leaving momentarily to drop your bag with your wet swimmers into the laundry
Soon, he plopped down on the couch beside you and turned on the tv
Carefully, he pulled you onto his lap and you instinctively dropped your head onto his shoulder
Instead of huffing slightly like he usually did, you pushed you forward 
“No, sit towards my knees”
You obeyed him, and he hovered his fingers over your shoulders
Smiling once you realised what he was going to do, you let him work his nibble fingers into your shoulders
He stopped if you whined, asking where to go from there
It really helped, you never realised how good Tsukishima was with his fingers (no... not like that)
You were putty in his hands, completely relaxed as you watched the tv 
Once you felt the tension was mostly gone, Tsukishima scooted out from underneath you to book a scan
When you had it, you discovered you had Bursitis 
(A/N: I have this in my shoulder and it sucks)
This required for lots of rest, icing, and careful exercise
You were off swimming for almost three months before Tsukishima was convinced that you could handle tending to it afterwards
When you got back to swimming, you wore a sling on the worst days and Tsukishima carried your bag for you
He raised his hand in class if you needed to ask a question, and made sure you never had to overexert your left arm
His favourite thing to do was tease you even more about having to get him to get stuff off the top shelves
You were shorter than him, but now you need him even more
When you use your condition as a counterargument he always says “aww, poor baby Y/N”
No doubt, he does certainly cared for you, but get ready for a long road ahead for the both of you
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Tendo:
You’re a figure skater! And how he loves to watch you skate!
He gets so excited, you have no idea
Whether you are in a competition, or if you are just practicing, he gets so giddy and proud while watching you glide across the ice
Thinks you look so good in the costumes, no matter your body type 
If you were to have to travel internationally for a competition, you bet he’d be coming with you
Tendo does get into trouble when he disturbs your practise at the rink
But you always invite him to watch any time, not caring what your coach thought
Super supportive of you, it’s not funny
However, what is funny is that he has no idea all the technical terms or how the point system works
So, when he watches you during a comp, he’ll greet you off the ice with:
“BABE, THAT FANCY THING YOU DID WITH YOUR ARMS AFTER YOU LANDED FROM THE SPINNING-TOP-JUMPY-THING YOU DID WAS SO SEXY! YOU’VE GOT TO WIN! YOU LOOKED SO GOOD, MY PARADISE”
You double over in laughter every time he says something like that
You only just manage out a “Thank you, Tori” before you’re ushered off to get your score
The score you were appointed is half decent, placing you in third place
When you go to find Tendo so you can sit with him while watching the rest of the skaters, he appalled
“PARADISE, YOU DESERVED MUCH BETTER THAN THAT! I’D HAVE GIVEN YOU A 634.53!!”
“Satori, that’s basically impossible for a short program”
“I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT IS WHAT YOU DESERVE”
It’s kind of embarrassing, in a large rink of people, for him to be yelling like that
But... it’s all because he thinks you are incredibly talented
Which is very sweet
Anyways, you injure yourself at practice 
Tendo had just got of his volleyball practice at Shiratorizawa and decided to swing by the rink
You were staying in late, your coach and the rest of the skaters had gone home, so it was just you and a few workers at the rink
Tendo burst in, the goofy grin on his face that cases his eyes to be forced shut by the adorable purity of it
You were focusing on a quadruple axel that you hadn’t perfected when he arrived
“Good evening, paradise! How are you-”
You had been halfway through the jump when you peeled your eyes open
Immediately happy to see him, you smiled brightly
But, your excitement cost you the landing
You slipped, landing harshly onto the ice on your hip with a thud, the water soaking into your tights
“Y/N!”
Tendo dropped his bags, running and sliding his lanky body across the ice on his knees to where you had sprawled out
There was certainly going to be really bad bruise there, you could tell
But the coolness of the ice made your hip numb to the pain
“Are you okay? I scared you, didn’t I?”
You couldn’t help but laugh at the way Tendo was leaning over you, now having soaked knees too
“Yeah, you did”
“Let’s take you home and have a nice warm shower, hey?”
You agreed, leading him off the ice with both of your hands in his, because the psycho had run onto the ice with no skates on
The two of you walked home, the whole time you noticing the numbness leaving your hip
While having your shower, you checked your hip to find a dark purple bruise the size of your hand, raw to the touch
You took a shower, afterwards putting on some underwear and one of your boyfriend’s large shirts
Leaving your room, you enter the living room find Tendo sprawled on the couch
He made a comment about how good you look, leaving you giggling
You grabbed an icepack from the freezer and a tea towel to wrap it in
Laying on top of Tendo, you rolled on your side to have your bruised hip facing the ceiling
“Whatcha got there?”
Tendo asked
You flashed the icepack in front of his face, before quickly wrapping it up
Pulling the oversized shirt over your hip, you exposed the bruise to your boyfriend
“This is what you did to me, you scary man”
You joke, poking him in the cheek
The colour drained from his face in a split second, and he let out a cry of agony
“No! I’m so sorry! How can I make you feel better?”
He leaned over you, pressing scattered kisses over the bruise and mumbling sorry between each one
You knew he was trying to be feathery with his kisses, but the slightest pressure hurt
So, you pushed his head away
“Ow, Tori, that hurts. You can hold the ice for me”
He does as he’s told and you thank him, kindly
He has eagle eyes on you constantly after that, acting like your personal bodyguard
Makes sure he’s always on the side that is bruised at school, so that no one can bump it
Lines your bed with pillows, as to not accidentally bump it on the wall
Stops you from walking if you don’t have to, in which you tell him he’s fine
You try reassuring him by saying that it could have been worse, but that makes him even more wary when you skate knowing that worse could happen to you
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Asahi:
He’s adorable, constantly being supportive during your games of netball
Out of everyone, he’s the most likely to be worried about possible injury
Even though it’s a fairly safer sport, Asahi makes sure that you are reminded of every possible scenario that he had made up in his head before a game
You’d shut him up with a kiss to the lips, but he’ll be trembling when you walk away
Understands the game, not needing much help with keeping up with points or rules
He’ll calm down eventually while watching you play, focusing on silently praising you
Secretly a fan of the uniform, don’t tell anyone - he’d be so embarrassed
Doesn’t come to practice often because of the clashes with his volleyball training
When you got injured during a game, thank goodness Nishinoya had joined him to cheer you on
The energy Nishinoya brought to the sidelines motivated Asahi to cheer more too
Usually, you’d wave to him after getting a point and he’d wave back
But you could actually hear him because of Noya
You had in the back of your head to thank him for bringing him out of his shell
Have of the reason he never went to your practice because he was scared the other players would have thought he was some creepy middle-aged man there to stare at them in their uniforms
That’s why he always came to your games without fail, to make up for it and because he felt safer from a distance
However, Nishinoya had dragged him to the front, which he was hesitant about at first
But when he saw how excited you were to see him so close made him smile 
You were in perfect position to receive the ball in order to shoot
Your teammates passed back and forth, approaching you slowly
“I’m free! Guys!”
You gained their attention, and they sent the ball your way
You caught it and immediately shot for the goal while the opponents were distracted
“Come on, Y/N!” 
Both Nishinoya and Asahi shouted, Noya obviously the loudest
The first shot missed, but you quickly caught it and shot again
This time, the ball landed through the hoop and the whistle blown to confirm that it was a point 
You could hear Asahi and Nishinoya celebrating on the sidelines
Pumping your fists in the air, you brushed your forearm against the goal post
A nail had been sticking out of it, slicing through your skin
You immediately hissed, the pain stinging dramatically
You grab your arm, searching to find a massive gash down the length of your forearm
Blood poured from the wound and you called your coach
They immediately brought you off once they saw the red liquid
Asahi was worried, slipping around to where you were holding a towel to your arm
Hissing in pain, you found Asahi approaching
“Y-Y/N, what happened?”
He could see the pain laced into your face, shaking nervously
You wanted to hide it, afraid of how he would react
Carefully, you removed the damp cloth from the wound with a hiss as the air hit the tenderness
“I’m gonna need stitches”
You hissed through your teeth, turning to show Asahi
By then Nishinoya had arrived by Asahi, and at the perfect time
One look at the way your arm had been split open with blood gushing from the open wound...
And Asahi had fainted
Luckily Nishinoya was there to catch him and lower him to the ground
Now you were more worried for Asahi than yourself, to be honest
With Asahi out of commission, your coach had to take you to get you almost twenty stitches
Nishinoya stayed back to make sure Asahi woke up safely, and when he did, he was anxiously asking where you were and how you were
Asahi dropped into your place after finding out you were out of hospital, pulling you into a hug
Of course you made sure he was okay after his episode too
Constant tender touches while you healed, and soft kisses over the patch on your arm
He treated you like an absolute princess, especially after Nishinoya had scared him again by saying “I think she’ll need to get it amputated” right after he woke up
Fainted again when he went with you to get the stitches removed
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Kageyama:
This boy does not get rugby at all
He tries, because he’s smart enough to pick it up if he wanted to
But, he’s more impressed with sports that involve more ‘thinking and skill’
What is impressive to him, however, is how fit and strong you are
Even though he is still taller than you, he almost feels like you are the bigger person in the relationship with the muscle you have
Likes being small spoon with your figure
Silently admires your athletic ability, and thinks you are really cool whenever you make a massive run down the field
Kageyama likes to watch when you win
He gets so blushy and excited when you bound into his arms after a good game 
Unfortunately, he’s very busy with volleyball, unable to make many training sessions or games
He tries his hardest to be at your training grounds in time to walk home with you
He tries to keep his Saturday’s free to be with you or at your games
Recently, he had been even more busy, and this week he couldn’t make it too 
This team had been tough, with a lot of bigger players 
You were sort of struggling to break past them, unable to score any tries
All you remember was receiving the ball, trying to break through the wall they had created
You had run headfirst into the players, and the next thing you knew...
You woke up in hospital
Your head was wrapped up, and it thumped painfully
Trying to sit up hurt your head, so you laid back down
With how fuzzy your head was, you failed to notice Kageyama sitting in the corner with a carton of milk
He had been anxiously twiddling his thumbs while emptying carton after carton
When your eyes opened, he shot up, hurrying to your bedside
You finally noticed him, smiling softly at the pout on his lips and the shine of glossiness in his eyes
“Tobio...”
Even speaking hurt your head
“Don’t speak if it hurts”
Kageyama basically read your mind, taking your hand in his and placing your open palm on his cheek
“You’re such a dumbass, scaring me like that”
He rested his head on the bed next to you on the bed
You glided your thumb over his cheek, watching as the pout on his lips began to tremble slightly
Whining slightly in order to awe at him, you whispered
“I’m sorry...”
“Why did it happen the one game I can’t make it... damn it... I should have been there”
You shifted your head, ignoring the pain, in order to get a better view of him
His dark blue eyed were sparkling with tears, and you mumbled
“No... baby...”
Kageyama ignored you, turning to press his face into the white sheet on your thighs, blinking back his tears
“I was scared...”
He mumbled in a cracked voice into your thigh
You took his face in your hands and carefully pulled him towards your face
Giving him a kiss to his nose, you let him lay his head on your chest
“Don’t cry... I’m here”
You croaked, threading your fingers through his raven hair
The recovery process was long and hard, having received severe head trauma
You were in hospital for another day after you woke up for tests and to make sure you could stand without fainting
Kageyama stayed with you the entire time, only leaving when your parents insisted he get some sleep
After this, your parents were certain you could marry him, not kidding
He treated you like glass whenever he saw you, especially when you took the time off school
He would accidentally yell at you if he saw you up and about, but immediately took it back and apologised 
Poor Hinata got all of Kageyama’s pent up anger about everything, being unable to yell at you
When you return to school, he’s like your shadow, following you around and making sure you’re drinking enough water
Reassure him that it wasn’t his fault and that you’re not going anywhere
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myrandom-fandomlife · 4 years ago
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JJ dating a kook cheerleader headcanons nobody asked for
Because I’m a cheerleader and I want this
So obviously you’re a kook but you hang out with the pogues
You and Sarah had been best friends since you were like 2 so once she started hanging with the pogues, you did too
You had always hated kook life and the rich being ‘superior’ to everyone else meaning you fit in very well with the pogues
And for some unexplainable reason, your parents absolutely adored them as well
Ok enough background let’s get to JJ
So when you first started hanging out with them, he was skeptical
You’re a cheerleader and a kook and you could literally not be more different from them
Immediately calls you princess, mostly to make you mad but it’s also just too fitting
But he realizes you’re nothing like the kooks he knows and you treat everyone the same, money or not
The first time he thinks he has feelings is when one night everyone had something else to do so you were at the chateau with Pope and JJ came over really upset
Him and his dad got in a fight
You immediately didn’t ask questions and cleaned him up
That was the first time he caught some feelings and opened up to you
He had always thought you were hot as fuck, for the record (he recalls this later when you’re telling the story of how you got together to your parents and your mom thinks it’s hilarious)
He started driving you to practice and sometimes staying to watch or do homework because you started getting him to take school seriosuly so he could finally leave here
You tutored him in a few different subjects too
When you start catching feelings it’s because he fiercely defended you to Rafe at a beach party
All the pogues like to go to the football games, especially JJ
He loves watching you cheer and seeing how much you love it
He also likes the skirt 👀
You guys finally get together at the midwinter gala, which is exactly the same as midsummers but in December
There’s Christmas decorations everywhere despite the hot weather and you get ready with Sarah and Kie
That’s when you tell them about your growing feelings for JJ
They’re just like ‘we kinda figured’
Your dress is blue and floor length and compliments your curves and shows just the right amount of cleavage to be sexy yet classy
Your hair is curled in loose waves, pinned back with glitter snowflake pins
JJ is your date because you said you’d go as friends so when he shows up and sees you it’s just the breathy ‘wow’ because you basically left him speechless
“You clean up nice, Maybank.”
“Uh- I- yeah, thanks, y/n”
You guys walk in together and dance and have fun
Then he takes you to a small room where you can be alone so he can tell you how much he likes you
You guys kiss and it’s perfect
Now he tells everyone that you’re dating
“Finally, I don’t think I can handle anymore pining looks.” -Kie
So back to cheering
JJ comes to every practice and game for you from now on
And when there’s a comp he just lets you sleep on him and makes sure you’re eating and drinking and stretching so you aren’t too sore
He’s ALWAYS hyping you up on game days/comp days/ in general
“Looking sexy babe” and you just roll your eyes and kiss him
“Damnn that’s my girl”
“Holy shit you’re gorgeous princess”
Like
Always
He never stops
It’s too much for EVERYONE
And if you get some alone time after games or practice because let’s face it, you in short shorts or a short skirt plus always horny JJ...
You blame the limp on your ‘bad ankle’
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loyally-unfaithful · 3 years ago
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jjk characters as genshin players hc
word count: 2.6k
pairing: gen
genre: humour
characters: itadori yuji, sukuna, fushiguro megumi, kugisaki nobara
prompt: jujutsu kaisen characters as types of genshin impact players; exactly what the title says: the type of genshin impact players the first years (+ sukuna) are, their main and their team, their favourite region, and their spending level. along with just random headcanons about their genshin experience.
a/n: mk so this goes without saying but do NOT take this seriously and especially not personally. this is a joke, up for laughs. some of their thoughts and headcanons and peeves are obviously based on my own and my friend's genshin impact experience which may or may not be similar to yours.
with that said, hope you enjoy this silly little thing i wrote. lmk if you share the same peeves and opinions, or if you don't; it's always fun to listen to different takes lmao
(for ppl who have been reading my pacific rim!au, i still want to write the fic, but i wanna focus on my studies since they’ve started. updates will happen, just irregularly, sorry ‘bout that :p gonna write shorter stuff instead to just destress.)
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itadori yuji
main: bennett main, but recently pulled an accidental sucrose while rolling for raiden so he started playing as her a lot :)
main team: klee, bennett, fischl, sucrose.
favourite region: mondstadt, because of the nostalgia factor.
spender level: light-spender. i imagine he bought battle pass once for a weapon and bought welkins a few times, but usually doesn’t spend more than that. sometimes he commits an act of hubris he never recovers from because he’s a bit impulsive with his money and buys crystal top ups for his gambling addiction.
he spent money sometime to get a 5* unit he really wanted like klee, but overall he’s not too concerned with getting every 5* or 4*. not quite dolphin level.
the type to pull on any banner when he has gems and doesn’t rlly keep track of his roll count. he doesn’t care if a unit is meta or not, when he gets a unit he does a happy little dance.
he’s happy playing whoever he has :)
his luck is quite decent tho! usually gets a 5* unit in soft pity or before that, and has won more 50/50 than lost it.
i just think yuji is a rlly wholesome genshin player.
he’s happy to play whoever in whatever wack fucking team he put together.
character builds? artefact farming? team comp and resonance? he doesn’t really get it, he just reads the tutorial for the free (1) primogem and moves on.
tries to build the units he really really likes, but doesn’t think too hard about it.
dies from drowning and running out of stamina while climbing a lot tho :(
he plays abyss sometimes, but the higher levels stress him out so he kinda stays away lol
the type to feel rlly bad when his unit dies or gets hurt :( especially when klee gets hit because she starts crying :( his big brother instinct...
his artefacts and weapons are ok, and he does ok to small pp damage but it’s alright because he’s having fun exploring the world and playing coop.
he lets randos join his world to steal his resources or go fishing :) what a nice guy :)
nobara and gojo probably go to his world to steal his resources and then dip.
he’s probably someone who enjoys the coop aspect a lot, and ppl tend to like him too because if you scorn your healer (bennett) you are left for dead.
not yuji tho :”) he’d still heal you.
but i’m not nearly as merciful as yuji.
he tries to solve puzzles because he likes exploring, but ends up having to watch youtube tutorials or ask megumi to join his world and help him.
sometimes if he struggles with open world challenges because of his underlevelled-underpowered team, he uses megumi as a powerful summon and he carries him.
he tries to pay attention to the story and lore, but he forgets it immediately as soon as the archon quest is over, bless his heart.
tries to make his teapot look cute as hell but gets distracted and overwhelmed so it kinda looks like a mess.
probably forgot about it at this point...
sukuna
doesn’t actually play genshin impact.
mf just barely grasped the concept of a phone, he’s too lost to know what the impact of genshin is.
he just knows it’s annoying as fuck because it’s 3 am in the morning and he’s trying to get some him time and luxuriate in his domin onsen when he just hears a sultry voice go « cool it! » « dodge this!» « what’s the hurry?» « dodge this!»
literally not a single second of peace.
whenever the brat plays ‘genshin impact’, voicelines constantly play and annoy him.
sometimes he watches yuji play thru the fish gill eye, but it’s pretty boring for him.
it’s funny to see him get absolutely destroyed in abyss tho
his favourite part of 3am.
he absolutely abhors inazuma.
he thinks it’s a blatantly erroneous and inaccurate representation, nay, caricature, of japan.
he sees yae miko and wonders why a miko is dressed like a harlot. he is scandalised.
nobara 🤝 sukuna hates the costume design of some of the inazuma units.
sukuna is baffled by what sara is wearing. he thinks it’s ugly and unsightly.
yuji tells him it’s a body stocking type thing.
sukuna continues calling it a body sock though.
that much leg?? in his feudal japan?? not on his watch.
only he's allowed to be a slut >:(
is lowkey irked by how inaccurate things are but yuji doesn’t know what he expected from a video game.
inazuma is probably a way to con sukuna into opening up about his past. or at least make him tell you lore about how life was in the heian era.
because he’ll interject and insert himself randomly by saying how back in his day it wasn’t like this but actually like that and so on and so forth.
he was intrigued by raiden ei at first because she’s a fellow deity who rules her nation with an iron first but then was absolutely disappointed when the game woobified her and pulled the “she’s not actually that bad” bit.
he will spit on her with no hesitation.
he will also spit on zhongli and venti with no hesitation because they’re weak and soft.
he wants an unapologetically evil character gdi
i know he isn’t out yet (or ever) but i feel like if sukuna played genshin impact he would main scaramouche.
there’s something about the way that their characters just intersect.
short angry little thing.
like, no one in genshin impact are mean enough they’re all so passive.
scaramouche would talk shit about his opponents.
truly has bastard energy.
sukuna 🤝 scaramouche fatfuck
funnily enough, i imagine sukuna actually has godlike rng luck.
when yuji learnt this he exploits it.
he just asked sukuna to pull for him cuz he was bored and sukuna happened to be equally as bored so he played along, and yuji pulled 2 5* units and another 4* unit in one 10 pull.
when i say his eyes bulged out of their sockets.
out of curiosity, he asked sukuna to do another 10 pull and he got 6 4* items.
what the actual fuck.
so now whenever there’s a banner, yuji asks sukuna to pull for him and bless his pulls.
sukuna makes him beg for it tho
fushiguro megumi
main: razor.
main team: razor, bennett, fischl, zhongli.
favourite region: is actually really excited for sumeru (nation of knowledge) and fontaine (nation of justice).
spender level: f2p. he respects himself so he doesn’t spend money on a gacha game. lowkey scorns and looks down on whales (especially gojo).
he has normal luck, he just happened to be really lucky during zhongli banner.
tried pulling in weapon banner for wolf gravestone, but ended up getting staff of homa.
was irked, gave it to zhongli, and never touched the weapon banner ever again.
the type of person who partakes in leaks so he can plan ahead on what banner he’s pulling or skipping.
he usually waits until the last few days of the character banner to pull because he waits for the reviews to come in to see if the units are worth it or not.
currently saving up for goro.
a hardcore min-maxer. he has made excel spreadsheets and done the maths to maximise his team dmg. his lvl50 razor with prototype rancour does bigger damage than a lvl90 razor with skyward pride (he thinks that sword is overhyped for razor and people who use it are on max dosage of copium).
an f2p that does whale damage.
but he puts a lot of thoughts into team comps (bennett for healing and buff, fischl for battery, and zhongli for mob phys res decrease) and is always open to suggestions to improve his setup.
probably in the razor main discord and reddit.
godlike artefacts. he farmed for a long time without ever spending money or using resin refresher. sheer will and determination carried him.
probably does lvl90 domain runs solo because he’s more efficient by himself than in coop. usually finishes a level in sub-1min.
will spit at people who share their artefact finds on discord and say “OMGJKDJF SHUITTING MYSELF THIS ARTEFACT IS SO GOOD” but then the artefact is a sands of eons with ER% main stat and def% and hp substat, with all of the boosts rolling into def instead of flat atk or crit%, and is given to diluc.
will either ignore or just straight up respond with:
« lmao »
« copium »
and doesn’t elaborate.
is actually decently helpful with giving character builds and team comps suggestions for you if you’re not a smug cocky piece of shit who flaunts a disgusting artefact that you delude yourself into thinking is good and then your little circlejerk clap and go « omg yes bestie your rng luck is so good. »
gives character build tips to yuji mostly. nobara only when she asks him.
likes to discuss findings with maki, another hardcore minmaxer, perhaps even more hardcore than him.
probably a recovering touhou player so he never gets hit in genshin impact. doesn’t actually need healers or shields because he’s that good at timing his i-frames.
does abyss every reset and usually beats it easily.
yuji gave him his account detail so sometimes megumi tries to do his abyss for him (with mixed result because of yuji’s lackluster units). sometimes yuji asks megumi to look at his artefacts for him and help him choose what to give to who.
megumi is absolutely horrified to see that his artefact inventory is nearly full and he hoards 5*-4* artefacts, even the shitty ones.
megumi asks if he can cannibalise/delete the shitty artefacts as they go through them together.
yuji’s like??
« oh… is that bad? it had crit dmg substat though… »
megumi is staring at the hp% circlet meant for klee.
he can’t relate because as soon as he gets an imperfect artefact he just immediately cannibalises it for something else.
he continues helping him with spring cleaning though.
he lets yuji join his world, but doesn’t let randos in. gojo is straight up banished from joining. usually it’s the other way around though: he joins yuji’s world.
yuji is replacing the bennett and fischl in his team comp, and he isn’t as efficient as if he was playing solo, but it’s ok because it’s not abyss.
megumi is definitely the type of guy to know every puzzle and chest locations so he likes leading yuji to those whenever he visits.
megumi probably solved all the puzzles in inazuma without using youtube tutorials. he 100% dragonspine in the first few days it came out, before guides were published.
yuji is just killing mobs and then suddenly in the chat megumi’s just « chest here. ».
yuji teleports there and he sees razor jumping up and down next to a luxurious chest.
yuji often goes to megumi's sereniteapot to buy from the merchant for his battle pass exp. the interior of his teapot is super neat and organised, the decor is simple and minimalist but it works.
it's very "megumi".
also, he’s probably into theorycrafting.
even so, he finds the story and lore intriguing, but he thinks the storytelling could be better because it’s pretty bland and bad. no, infodumping is not a good storytelling technique, in this essay he will
100% thinks baal should’ve received a bigger backlash for the shit she pulled in inazuma.
in a heated disagreement with nobara: baal is absolutely not girlboss, but she is indeed gatekeep and gaslight. she is war criminal (like the other archons).
kugisaki nobara
main: raiden ei.
main team: ningguang, jean, beidou, raiden.
favourite region: inazuma.
spender level: light-spender. similarly to yuji, she sometimes commits acts of hubris from which she will never recover from. she sees good looking female units and goes absolutely feral. next thing she knew she had c2 baal and spent over 500$ on genshin impact.
nobara is probably the type of person you could probably scam a lot of money out of by selling her skins.
she has the barbara skin and bought the jean skin.
if more skins dropped she will buy them with 0 hesitation.
her favourite thing is customisation, so she hopes other units gets alternate outfits too.
gets irked by the lack of windglider options. wished there were more colour schemes so she could give her units gliders that fit their theme more.
she’s currently saving up for yae as her wallet is recovering from kokomi.
she doesn’t care whether they’re meta or not, she’s here to collect the waifus.
skips male 5* banners and only pulls for female units.
that being said she absolutely fucking regrets skipping zhongli.
she is staring enviously at megumi’s (f2p) c2 zhongli.
no cap but she will never be not upset about baal’s lackluster synergy with beidou. nobara has more loyalty to beidou because her early game beidou carried her since the beginning (like how megumi’s early game razor carried him).
still puts the two of them in the same team out of pure spite.
but sometimes she swaps raiden out for rosaria.
this doesn’t stop her from using raiden as her genshin pfp and using her namecard.
day 1 of raiden banner and her raiden is already lvl90 and on the way to lvl10 friendship.
she prefarmed her materials and is now broke.
ended up spending more money on weapon banner for raiden’s 5* weapon.
nobara's teapot either looks super nice or it looks like someone who just moved into their new apartment and everything is on the floor with no rhyme or reason. nobara tries her best to make everything look good and pretty because she doesn't want her teapot to look ugly, but ends up overthinking and overplanning it so she's stressed as hell.
nobara is constantly beating up trees.
the type to implusively change the decor and layout every month because for some reason she suddenly decided she didn't like the current design anymore.
she picked lumine as her traveler.
but looks down on the lumine mains that keep demanding lumine official art from mihoyo, because she thinks they’re on heavy copium for thinking mihoyo will listen to them.
also highkey thinks they sound like bratty whiners and she’s not here for it.
but she’s a hypocrite because she is shouting on twitter and reddit for an electro element buff and baal buff ksljfslkdjfsfjkfsjd
that being said, nobara absolutely looks down on mihoyo and will not hesitate to talk shit about them. especially because of how stingy they are and how wack the rng is in the game. there’s so many bugs and translation errors and it fucks her up.
she definitely threw a fit at the anniversary rewards.
has a love hate relationship with the female costume designs.
she loves characters like fischl and ningguang. then she see ganyu’s and sara’s design and starts spitting.
she doesn’t know what the fuck they’re wearing; some shitty body stocking that is unflattering and leaves nothing to the imagination, but she thinks it’s so ugly.
the fucking?? boob pockets?? what’s up with that. ugly.
hates it.
yuji casually mentions sara sounds a bit like her, and it triggered her fight or flight.
she’s an ok player, but is prone to fits and ragequits, especially in abyss. her units are decently built, but nothing like megumi, so she still struggles (not as much as yuji though. she's still better than him lmao).
she’s not a min maxer, she just has a general idea on how to build characters.
also, unlike megumi, she also doesn’t have the touhou experience.
absolutely seethes when her units get caught in animation, so she can’t do a single thing as her units just stagger until they die.
people can tell when she’s playing genshin because you can hear her scream and shout profanities.
is a pc player and absolutely spits on mobile players.
until she learnt that maki plays on mobile.
suddenly she stopped looking down on mobile players.
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meltwonu · 5 years ago
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| good in bed |     [chapter 4]     FINAL
pairing; non-idol!chan x reader
this chapter’s notes; some angst, soft🥺chan, overstimulation, kind of mirror fucking, squirting 😳 A BIG ‘OL THANK YOU!! For all of my readers that were stickin’ with me through GIB!! it was a short short series but I had so much fun writing it! 💕 I can’t wait to put out more content later on~ 🥴💕
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
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Chan doesn’t send any more messages after the last.
And when you reply again, scared that something’s happened to him, he leaves you on read. Chan reads all of your messages and rejects all of your calls for a few days after and you eventually figure it’s time to cut your losses if he didn’t even want to talk to you. But you take the time to ask Soonyoung and Minghao; just in case they have any idea on why Chan would ignore you after he basically admitted he felt the same way you did. But in doing that, you had to explain the entire situation to them before you could even get to asking why he was ignoring you in the first place.
“I dunno, I mean, he still comes to practice? He’s not, like, missing.” Soonyoung takes a bite of his bagel after, pondering the situation. “Are you sure he feels the same way?” Sighing, you stare at the coffee in front of you.
“I mean, I showed you the text, right? So… I don’t know. I thought he did but he was drunk so I guess I don’t really know?” Minghao places a friendly hand on your shoulder, squeezing it in reassurance.
“Chan might just be… confused. I mean, you, yourself, said you had a crush on him before the two of you even entered this whole friends with benefits situation. We don’t know if he liked you before or if he just started to, right?” You nod at Minghao’s comment; Chan had said he had liked you ‘the entire time’ but that either meant the entire time he’d been your friend or the entire time the two of you were physical.
“Yeah that’s… true. I guess I never thought to ask.”
“Why would you have though? Wasn’t your relationship purely physical?” Damn, Soonyoung got you there.
“That’s… also true.”
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1:47 PM
You can’t help but fidget in your seat the entire time you wait for Chan to show up. Various different thoughts run through your head as the clock ticks closer to the allotted time you had told him to meet you at. Maybe he wouldn’t and you’d be safe from having to talk to him? Or maybe you could leave now and tell him to not show up?
The bell above the door jingles and you can’t help but avoid looking at whoever it is that walks in, hoping that it’s not Chan.
Sure, you had been the one to ask him to show up. But part of you was genuinely scared what would even come of the talk, should things go in the absolute worst direction. In theory, the worst that could happen is that your friendship with him would be completely over and the thought alone sends your heart racing; palms sweaty in your lap.
“Hey.”
Shit.
You’d been so deep into your thoughts you didn’t even notice that Chan had actually shown up and was standing in front of your table. “Can I… sit down?” You nod slowly, avoiding his eyes as he sits across from you. “I didn’t know if you… um, were gonna show up so I didn’t order you anything.” Chan chuckles awkwardly, music to your ears as you mentally curse at yourself for finding him so cute even when he was the source of all your problems recently.
“It’s okay, I… I didn’t expect you to.”
The air is awkward and tense, the both of you too scared to be the first one to talk. “So…” You both start. This time you and Chan make eye contact, a blush on your faces when your eyes meet. “You first.” Chan lets you speak first; the nervousness in your body bubbling up. This was it.
“I… just want to know what happened? I--I am just so confused. You confessed, kind of? And then just disappeared so...” He frowns at your furrowed eyebrows, knowing the damage he’d caused.
“I know I could apologize to you a thousand times and it’d never be enough for how I acted. But I want you to know I’m genuinely sorry. I--I didn’t… I don’t know, I guess I didn’t really know what to do.”
“What do you mean?” He clears his throat, leg jittery underneath the table.
“I just… I guess I wanted to confess to you at some point but not like that.” A blush blooms on your cheeks almost immediately. “Oh…”
“Yeah.. I, um, I dunno… I wasn’t expecting… I mean, I liked you before but I thought I’d gotten over it at some point? And when I suggested we--we start getting physical since we were both just… in weird places, that it would just be physical. But… I dunno, at some point I felt like it changed and I wasn’t sure if I was ready for it.” You nod along, taking in his words slowly. “And I guess I just got confused with myself. Because I wanted to be more than friends but I wasn’t sure if I was ready for a whole relationship, y’know?”
Chan pauses, letting you and himself take a breather. You take this time to mull over some questions you’d had for him. “So… what were all those weird jealous moments about? Did you already… um, like me then?”
“I… I don’t know. It was just a weird visceral feeling? I don’t know when things changed for me, but it’s possible. I wouldn’t doubt it at this point.”
“And the--the picnic?”
He bites his lip, the blush on his cheeks intensifying. “I---I was fully prepared to tell you that night. Or at least ask you. But I was scared. I could see that you seemed to reciprocate how I felt but I guess I was just scared that maybe I was reading you all wrong.”
“So you knew I liked you?”
“Well, yes and no? You seemed to catch on to my weird moments and… I dunno, I guess I kind of felt like you felt the same way but maybe I should’ve asked instead of just assuming? Fuck, I dunno. I’m stupid.” He laughs at his own words, running a hand through his hair as he looks you over. “How about you?”
This time it’s you that clears your throat, ready to let out everything you’d felt. “I--Well, if I’m being completely honest with you, I liked you too.”
“Did you want to be physical with me because of it?”
“I mean, kind of yes but also I thought maybe I’d be able to keep it together and not let things get out of hand. And then maybe I could find someone else and then just end things with you eventually, assuming we’d probably get tired of just fucking or something. But then I saw how you were acting and the times you’d get jealous and I guess I just assumed too. And then you confessed and I was ready to just spill my guts then but then you kind of just ghosted me instead.” The two of you are silent afterwards, simmering in your thoughts and feelings about each other.
“I guess we’re both really fuckin’ stupid, huh.”
You snort at his comment, eyes rolling jokingly at it. “I knew us getting physical would be a problem. I just didn’t think it’d end up like this. I thought I was pretty good at keeping my shit together but the more I saw you lose it, I kind of did too.”
“So where do we go from here?”
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The two of you decide to try dating properly this time; finally accepting that the two of you were idiots but felt the same way towards each other. He doesn’t make any moves to get physical with you immediately, which you appreciate, letting yourselves build up the relationship again. And Chan makes an effort to take you on dates quite often even if Soonyoung kicks his ass twice as hard at practice each time he skips.
“Chan I swear you’re not gonna be able to make it to the dance comp at the end of the year if you keep pissing Soonyoung off.”
“He can’t do that to me, I’m his favorite!” He kisses you on the forehead once he walks you to your door. He’d taken you out for ice cream and then the two of you had strolled through the park until sunset before he walked you home.
“I have practice tonight though, as per hyung’s request, but I’ll see you tomorrow?” You nod, pulling him into a hug and nuzzling into his chest.
“Okay.”
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When you wake up the next morning, you feel like shit though. That’s for sure. Your throat hurts and your head feels fuzzy as you turn in bed, trying to find your phone through sleepy eyes. You text Chan that you’re most likely sick and that it’s probably best he doesn’t show up, not waiting for a reply before the sleep overtakes you once more.
You can vaguely register the sound of the door opening, a few hours later.
“Babe?”
“Mmh…”
Chan stands in your doorway, a bouquet of flowers in his left hand with a ‘get well soon’ balloon in his right. “Wow, you look… sick.” You raise a brow at his comment.
“I… am sick.”
“...True.”
He walks over, setting the flowers down on the nightstand next to your bed before he ties the balloon to the headboard. “I know you said not to come but I should take care of my sick baby, y’know? Like a good boyfriend?” You laugh, tugging your bed sheets over you as you get comfortable again. “What exactly are you gonna do, Chan? Last I checked you can cook the bare minimum.”
“Yeah, but I can order food too. I’m really good at ordering in~” He sets his things down onto your vanity before he turns to you with a scheming smile as he walks closer towards you.
“Ugh, Chan, what are you doing?” He peels your bedsheets from over you, tossing them to the floor before joining you on the bed.
“Um, you said you weren’t feeling well so I thought… Well, I don’t know what I was thinking, I think? Well, what I mean to say is that I thought maybe I’d fuck the sick out of you?”
“I said I had a head cold…”
“So you don’t want to fuck?”
“Well, I never said that.” You groan as he massages your legs. “But I feel so gross too…”
“I read on the internet that it’s good for you to sweat out a cold though. What better way than to fuck it all out?”
“That’s probably true but I feel gross… Don’t I look gross?” Chan smiles down at you, spreading your legs before slotting himself between them. “No, not really. You’ll always be pretty to me… even if you’re sick and probably real snotty right now.”
“Wow, thanks, that did incredible things for my self confidence.”
“You know I’m kidding, beautiful!!” He massages your thighs, dragging his hands up into your shirt until he cups your breasts in his hands. You moan at the feeling, arching up into his touch as he pinches your nipples underneath the material of your shirt. “Ngh, Chan, I dunno if it’s just because I’m sick but my body is so sensitive right now…”
“Isn’t that a good thing?”
“Maybe? All I know is that I kind of want a shower though.”
“... I’ve got just the idea.”
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Chan peels your clothes off of you, kissing every inch of skin that gets revealed. He has you sitting on the countertop in the bathroom, waiting for the shower to heat up.
“If you don’t feel up to it, just let me know, okay? I’ll stop if it’s too much. I know how tired you probably are.” Nodding, you watch as he finally takes his clothes off, tossing them into the pile of your clothes on the floor.
“Don’t you wanna fuck the sick out of me?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want to push you too far. I don’t want you fainting in the shower, y’know?” You nod, swinging your legs slightly as you sit on top of the countertop. “Doesn’t this just remind you of… that other time.” Chan spreads your legs, standing in between them as he rests his palms on your thighs.
“Oh, you mean the time I--I got jealous because of Soonyoung-hyung?”
“Yeah… It was also the time you left before saying anything. And you said you weren’t jealous.” Chan slowly drops to his knees, prying your legs open more until your wet folds are exposed to his face. “Huh… yeah, guess I was lying.” He leans in, licking a stripe of your wetness before he moans. “Fuck, you’re already so wet. And you taste so good.” You tangle a hand in his hair, your head tilting back until it meets the mirror behind you. “Mmh, Chan…”
He continues to lap at your folds, dipping his tongue into your pussy and prodding at your clit until you’re mewling above him. “P-please use your fingers too…” Chan brings a hand to your folds, coating them in your wetness before he positions one at your entrance, tongue on your clit when he eases it in.
The shower steams up the whole bathroom, coating your skin in a slight sheen. You feel a little lightheaded as well, although you can’t tell if it’s your head cold or if it’s Chan. He thrusts his finger in, arching it inside of you continuously. And it feels good but you want more. And Chan, almost like he can read your mind, adds another finger in, scissoring them inside of you before arching them into your g-spot. He sucks your clit into his mouth, wiggling his fingers until you cum all over them.
“Fu----Fuck, Chan!!!” You can’t help but whimper, hand tugging on his hair for dear life until he moans against you. He works you through your orgasm, only slowing down when you beg him to.
“Wow, guess you really are sensitive.”
“I--I tol--told you… my body’s sensitive right now…” You feel boneless when he pulls his fingers out, a moan on your lips as you watch him bring his wet fingers to his cock as he stands. “Yeah, but damn, I think that was the quickest I’ve ever gotten you to cum before.” Your legs are shaking as the remnants of your orgasm fade away but the longer you watch Chan spread your wetness all over his cock, the more impatient you get for him to just fuck you. “Can you just… fuck me here?”
“Can you take me already?” He shoots you a smirk, eyes glancing into the mirror behind you. “Actually, I have an idea, sweetheart.” You tilt your head in confusion, letting him help you off of the countertop before he spins you around, hand on your spine as he presses your front into the cold marble. In this position, you can see your own reflection in the mirror as Chan stands behind you.
“I want you to watch yourself while I fuck you. I want you to see how pretty you are when you’re coming apart on my cock.”
You can’t help but gulp, watching as your cheeks flare up at the thought of having to watch yourself. There’s condensation all over the mirror, but you wipe it away just enough to see yourself and Chan. “O-okay…” You watch Chan’s expressions as he stands behind you, lining up his cock at your entrance. His brows furrow in focus, tongue peeking out as he starts to inch himself inside of you. There’s a bit of a sting as he pushes in; it had been a while since the two of you had fucked after all. But the stretch also feels immensely good, a moan spilling out of your lips as your eyes watch your pleasured expression in the mirror.
“Chan, you feel so g-good…”
It takes a moment before he’s completely seated inside your warmth; giving you a minute to adjust before he starts to slowly fuck you from behind. His hands are on your hips, urging you to meet his thrusts.
“God, you’re so beautiful, baby.” You can’t help but tighten around him, moans spilling from your lips and fogging the mirror back up. The steam makes it harder to breathe but you don’t even care at this point, too focused on how good he was making you feel.
But Chan is Chan, and he can be a tease when he wants. So he pulls out until only the head of his cock is inside of you, only shallowly thrusting it in. You whine, wiggling your hips at him but he doesn’t do anything but change his pace, thrusting into your quicker. And the feeling of only his cock head inside of you is a little weird at first, but you can’t deny the way your lower abdomen tightens up as your orgasm builds.
“Wuh--wait, Chan, I’m--ah, I’m gonna c-cum…” You sob, teeth clenching. “Yeah? Okay, go ahead. Cum for me.” He can feel you get tighter around his cock head, cries spilling from your lips the entire time. Chan’s close too, but he puts your pleasure before his, finally thrusting in all the way when he feels your orgasm cresting.
The feeling of him bottoming out inside of you the second you cum is euphoric, incoherent babbles on your lips as you feel yourself getting lightheaded at the feeling. Shapes dance behind your eyelids as you shut your eyes in pleasure, a faint ringing in your ears at how intense your orgasm was. 
And everything just feels so much wetter than usual.
Chan chases his own orgasm in the midst of yours, his thrusts becoming erratic as he groans, only a second of warning before he’s spilling inside of you.
You can feel the wetness trickling down your legs already and you vaguely remember the shower’s still going when you start to come down from your high.
“Ch--Chan the s-shower…” There’s a groan behind you, Chan’s nails digging into your skin before he begins to pull out. “Fuck, you--you squirted all over me.” Oh. That actually explained a lot.
“Oh...m’sor--sorry...”
“Why are you apologizing, that was fuckin’ hot.” Chan laughs behind you, watching as the cum trickles down your thighs. “Well, if we didn’t need a shower before, we definitely need it now.” You groan at his comment, unable to even stand up straight. “Chan I--I’m gonna need some help...” 
He helps you into the shower, holding you upright as he pampers your body in light touches and kisses. 
But Chan also fucks you once more in the shower, arms holding you up against the wall as he fucks into you, your tears mixing in with the water as you cum on his cock for the third time.
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When you finally get cleaned up, Chan carries you to bed, tugging the bedsheets over you and him as the two of you settle into each others’ arms. Shockingly, you did feel better.
“You know I realized something, Chan...”
“Mm?” He spoons you from behind, nuzzling his face into your neck. “Aren’t you gonna get sick from me?” He sputters into your skin, a hot blush covering his cheeks. “I mean... probably, but then you can take care of me and then you can fuck the sick out of me when it’s my turn?” 
“Ooh... is that when I can tie you up to the bedpost then?” Chan goes rigid for a second before he kisses the shell of your ear. 
“Anything for my cute girlfriend.” 
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drippingviolets3 · 3 years ago
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May I request Angie x Maki where Maki is sick of her long hair and asks Angie to cut it short, and Angie gives her a super short pixie that she loves?
Ofc! I Never heard of this ship until today, seems kinda cute!
But I wasn’t sure if you wanted headcanons or a one shot, so I decided to make it a one shot. If that isn’t what you wanted then I’m sorry!
And one final note: I will not be talking about Atua on Angie’s part since it’s common knowledge how poorly her religion is shown (I mean they literally made it look like a cult) and I don’t want to offend any Polynesian people, so let’s just pretend Angie is a atheist, okay?
Angie giving Maki a pixie cut!
It was a lazy morning for the pair as they sat in their shared living room. Angie was sprawled out on the couch,staring at the ceiling and holding up the paintbrush, making gliding motions with it like she was painting on a canvas. Maki was across from her, sitting on the love seat, comping through one of her pigtails with her fingers.
Angie could hear a soft, yet very annoyed growl from her partner, and diverted her attention from her daydreams to her girlfriend. “Hm? Everything okay dearest?” She asked, sitting up and placing her paintbrush in her lap. Maki huffed. “It’s…nothing. It’s stupid anyways.” Angie sat up and walked over to her girlfriend, placing herself in her lap like it was a throne specifically made for her. “Awww, but I want to know! Come on, won’t you tell me?” She asked, cupping her cheeks and tilting her head.
Maki smiled a little at her girlfriend’s silly posing, a faint blush coloring her pale cheeks. “…fine. I guess I’ve just been annoyed with my hair lately. I’m not really satisfied with how it looks, and how much efforts is to get it ready in the morning before work.” Angie nodded eagerly, even at the mention of Maki’s work. She knew the truth, it would be hard to continue pursuing a relationship with Maki if she didn’t know really. Not like she minded though. It just made their relationship one extra spicy pickle.
“Oooh! I had an idea. Why not let me cut it for you?” She asked, clapping her hands together. Maki looked at her as if she were crazy (honestly she might be at this rate.) “Angie, you aren’t a hairdresser.” She argued calmly. “But it’ll be fun! Besides, there are plenty of styles I can come up with and you can choose from. Ooooh! Let me grab my easel and canvases and I can’t pain a few examples for you!”
Maki didn’t have the chance to argue with Angie again, because her girlfriend already hopped out of her lap and ran off to grab her supplies. Maki slumped into the loveseat with a sigh. What has she gotten herself into?
Time passed as Angie painted and painted. The white haired girl didn’t mind the cramps in her fingers or how tired her arm felt, she was just happy to be painting her beloved. She continued to work as Maki sat perfectly still, until she heard the clinking over the wooden paintbrush against the side table. “I finished them all! Come look! Come look!” She hopped up off the couch and grabbed Makinwoth her pain stained hand, dragging her over to view the paintings.
“Here’s the first one! A cute bob cut with bangs!” She said, holding up the first paining. It was of Maki sitting on the loveseat, but her hair was short and almost bouncy. It was a cute hairstyle, but not exactly fitting for Maki. “I don’t think so. Besides, with that hairstyle I’ll look like the berries and cream guy.” She said with a scoff at the end, the annoying dance and song playing in the back of her mind now.
Angie didn’t seem bothered though. “Okaaaay! What absolutely this one?” The next one was….intersting. Her hair was short, and half of her head was shaved off. It made her look tough, but Maki wasn’t a huge fan. “I think I’ll pass on that one too.” She sighed, feeling discouraged with every picture she saw.
“Okay! Final one then. How do you feel about this one?” Angie asked, showing the final canvas. Maki actually paused to stare at this one. It was her with a pixie cut, and it had a nape undercut. It looked….amazing to her. “….that one actually looks kind of nice.” Maki finally spoke, tucking her hair behind her ear. Angie’s face lit up like a child in a candy store. “Really! Yay! I knew I would find something you like. Come, come! I’ll get started on it right away!” She said, dragging her girlfriend off of the couch and into the kitchen, where she sat her down on a tall chair as she grabbed some scissors.
Maki wasn’t going to lie, seeing Angie with scissors had her slightly paranoid. “Angie, are you sure we can’t just go to a salon?” She asked. “Nonsense! I can do this, don’t worry!” The sunny girl chirped, grabbing one of Maki’s pigtails. Maki held her breath as Angie made the first cut, cutting one of her pigtails clean off.
Time seemed to slow as Angie worked carefully, Maki growing more nervous by the second about the end result. The only thing breaking the silence was Angie’s humming. Until finally, she stopped and put the scissors down. “Okay! I’m done!” She said. Maki hopped out of the chair, slowly walking to the bathroom to look in the mirror as Angie trailed behind her.
Once arriving at the door, she slowly pushed it open to look in the mirror…and stopped.
She looked great! The pixie cut wasn’t professionally done, yeah, but it still came out really good. It has a nice kind of wild look that was tame enough to not look like a rats nest. She honestly never felt prettier.
“I…I love it!” She softly exclaimed, covering her mouth with her hands. Angie squealed happily, clapping her hands together while hopping in place. “I knew it I knew it I knew it! And you didn’t trust me! You silly goose.” She teased, poking at Maki’s cheek. Maki playfully rolled her eyes. “Yeah yeah, I know, you were right.”
Angie giggled and wrapped her arms around Maki’s neck, pulling her down to press a kiss on her cheek. “I love you Maki!” She beamed. Maki’s face turned a bright cherry red. “I love you too Angie…”
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rohad93 · 4 years ago
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Werewolf in the hospital
As far as Halloween’s go, this one could have been better for her. It wasn’t often she ended an evening sitting in the ER, dressed as a werewolf, with a broken nose, but she couldn’t say now that it didn’t ever not happen!
The night had started fun enough. She’d been out with Gus and Willow at a party being thrown at one of their college’s many fraternity houses. One that was affectionately referred to as the ‘Illusion coven’ around campus because of its many resident students that were known for their penchant for pranks and being able to disappear without a trace when the heat was turned up in response, as well as a large handful of their students that were also members of the school’s ‘magic appreciation club’.
They of course, always threw the best parties, especially at Halloween.
This one had been no different. The music and lights could be seen from about two blocks away. There was a long line of students waiting to get in the front door, but luckily for her and Willow, Gus was a member, which got them through the door instantly.
The place was jammed packed when they finally arrived and Luz could barely hear herself think over the music that was trying to vibrate her teeth right out of her skull, but that didn’t stop her from making a beeline straight for the dancefloor with her friends in tow for the first hour. Excessive amounts of energy made dancing the perfect activity for her, even if she generally lacked any grace or coordination.
It was weird to finally be at one of these raging school parties after all the ones she had been purposely excluded from in high school.
After four years of being an outcast in high school and spending most Saturday night’s alone, watching anime or writing fanfiction to fill her spare time, she hadn’t expected her social life to really take off in college, though ‘take-off’ might have been a strong word for it. She still only had a handful of friends, but it was still a far cry from how she’d been a loner in high school.
Leaving to go to college out of state had given her an opportunity to start new, though she was still the same old Luz she had been her senior year, there were so many more people at her college with varying interests and backgrounds than her small-town high school where everyone had known each other since grade school and pretty much stuck together from the first grade on.
You release one nest of spiders at nap time and suddenly you’re branded for life as ‘that weird kid’. She didn’t like to admit how much that had really bothered her when she was a kid, but it just became the norm as she got older. It didn’t stop her enjoying life as much as she could, even if she had gotten thrown out of prom her senior year for wearing an otter onesie.
It was still nice to actually have friends now, one’s she could study with in the library or just have lunch with and not blink an eye when she said something totally bizarre, or at least bizarre by most people’s standards.
Meeting Willow, her dorm mate, and then Gus through her, had been a lifesaver and through them, she had met other student’s, some of which she shared classes with, like Viney, who despite being an upperclassman was only now taking her English comp basics so they worked together on group assignments, she was funny and easy to get along with. It didn’t take long for Luz to count her, along with Gus and Willow as her closest friends.
Viney was also dating Emira Blight, one of the infamous Blight twins, who were also members of the ‘Illusion Coven’, so she knew Viney was probably somewhere here among the many bodies packed into the large house, though the chances of running into her were slim.
She wasn’t at all surprised to see the copious amounts of alcohol that was everywhere either, that was one thing about college that TV had gotten right. College students drank; a lot.”
She watched three students doing a keg stand till beer squirted out of the guy on the kegs’ nose.
She snorted, grinning to herself and showing off the mouthful of sharp canines she had spent a good hour in the bathroom getting molded to fit too her teeth. She was, of course, the definition of a broke college student, attending entirely on a full scholarship, cause when you don’t have anyone to hang out with, you might as well study, and it was finally paying off, but she still had little in the way of personal spending money given her measly paycheck from working part-time at ‘The Owl House’ An owl themed diner just off campus owned by the most eccentric woman Luz had ever met, did not make for the most extravagant costume. But she made do with an old red flannel, ripped jeans, and some dollar store pointed ears and face paint. She had splurged a little on the fake teeth, she’d reuse them next year, werewolf was a classic after all.
Despite her less than ideal paycheck, Edalyn Clawthorne, or Eda ‘The Owl Lady’ as she was known around town, was good to her, letting her eat and drink for free or study there when she wasn’t working, and honestly, Luz kind of wanted to be Eda when she grew up. She was self-assured and didn’t care what anyone thought about her, not to mention surprisingly foxy for her age.
“You guys want something to drink?” Gus yelled at her and Willow to be heard over the pounding music and voices.
“Is there anything without an octane rating?” Willow questioned, as she watched an upperclassman drinking something straight out of the bottle at maximum speed.
After all, she and Willow were only nineteen, and Gus seventeen, he was crazy smart and had skipped a couple of grades. Luz had never had much interest in drinking, despite Eda sometimes offering her a drink from her flask with the Owl etched into the side.
She didn’t even know what was in it, only that Eda referred to it as “Mama’s magic Elixir’. She always said no and Eda would shrug and tip it back till it was empty.
“There’s punch, but I’d still be careful. Chances are good it’s already been spiked.” He shrugged.
“No thanks,” Willow shook her head and turned to look at something, the glitter on the wings of her fairy costume catching the bright colored lights overhead. She still hadn’t figured out what Gus was supposed to be. He was wearing a long red tube with a smiley face on it and long sleeves that went down to the ground that he flung about in excitement.  
“I might take my chances on those snacks!” Luz shouted, eyeing the array of treats laid out on the table for the taking. She was willing to bet no one had spiked the cake and it looked really good from here. Gus grinned and Willow rolled her eyes, smiling. Anyone who knew Luz for any amount of time knew she had a voracious appetite and an even bigger sweet tooth.
“Yeah, okay, just don’t eat everything.” Gus laughed at her.
“No promises!” She grinned back before moving across the room, trying to slide between the bodies that packed every square inch of the place and get to the refreshment table. People were moving in every direction around her as the music blared and the lights flashed, it was a little disorienting actually, but she had her eyes on the prize.
She had just made it to the table when the crowd surged and sent her careening into someone else standing there, slamming into their back and making them spill their drink.
“Watch it, nitwit! A voice growled at her before stopping. “Oh, hi, Luz.”
Luz blinked, realizing who exactly she had just slammed into, and swallowed thickly.
Amity Blight, who she did not exactly start off on the best foot with when classes had started a few months ago but now had a much more friendly relationship with.
Amity Blight, the smart and talented girl she shared creative writing and literature appreciation with. Amity Blight, who Luz had a teeny, tiny, minuscule... huge, crush on.
Amity Blight, who was dressed prettily as a witch, complete with black and green striped leggings and a pointed black hat and, who she had just slammed into and spilled her drink on.
“Ah, I’m sorry, Amity!” Luz grimaced at the wet spot now in the middle of Amity’s black blouse.
“Oh, it’s okay, really, no big deal!” Amity waved a hand, snatching a napkin off the table and dabbing at the spot.
“You sure? I could go...get you something or…,” she started, unsure.
“NO, no it’s fine, really…,” she insisted and Luz frowned. She must have embarrassed the other girl, her face was tinged red as she wiped at the spot, and was trying not to look Luz in the eyes.
‘Mierda’ Luz cursed under her breath.
Clearly, Amity did not want to talk about the spill anymore, so Luz cleared her throat, drawing the young woman’s gaze.
“What are you doing here? You don’t strike me as the… party type,” she asked and Amity rolled her eyes and Luz’s chest seized up, wondering if she’d insulted her until Amity spoke again.
“I’m not, but my brother and sister are members here and all but forced me to come tonight,” she huffed. “I’d much rather be back in my dorm, studying for our quiz in lit appreciation Monday and not getting a headache from this music.” she frowned and Luz blinked.
“Oh, Mierda! I forgot about the quiz!” Luz slapped her hands to her cheeks and Amity blinked at her before laughing.
“It was written on the board yesterday and the professor sent out an email reminder this morning.”
“Ugh, I didn’t check my email today,” she groaned, squishing her cheeks.
“Well, you still have tomorrow to study,” Amity offered.
“There was so much material to cover though…” Luz groaned. “I’m not gonna sleep all weekend, I’m going to have to cram till I push out every memory of the third grade just to make room for it all.” She frowned, already thinking about all the coffee she was going to have to drink before Monday morning, and on Monday morning.
Amity was biting her lip, thinking, but decided to take the chance.
“You can come study with me. Only if you want that is!” she quickly finished, pushing a stray strand of dyed, half mint, green, half auburn hair behind one of her ears.
“Really?” Luz asked.
“Yeah, I was just about to get out of here anyway, I’ve had enough of the party…” she said, looking around at all the people crowded into the room.
“Yeah, I’d love to!” Luz jumps on the opportunity, cause why wouldn’t she. “Oh, I came with Gus and Willow…” she remembers her friends somewhere in the house.
“Oh…” Amity seems to deflate a little at that. “Maybe another time?”
“No, it’s all good! I’m just gonna go tell them I’m headed out. You, uh, wanna meet outside?” she asks and Amity is smiling at her again and Luz just wants to melt into a puddle on the floor as those amber eyes stare back at her
“Yeah, I’ll wait for you.”    
“Great! I’ll be quick,” she promises as she runs back out into the crowd, looking for her friends. It takes her about ten minutes to find them in the living room.
“Hye guys, is it cool with you if I head out?”
“Where are you going?” Willow questions her.
“I ran into Amity, who reminded me we have a quiz in lit appreciation Monday and I really need to study and she offered to study with me, so…” she trails off, seeing the look Willow is giving her. The horticulture student is very aware of Luz’s crush, despite her never really saying anything about it. She does not count gushing to the shorter girl about how smart and pretty Amity is as ‘saying anything about it’.
“Why would you wanna leave a party to study?” Gus makes a face and Willow smirks.
“I think it’s more about who she’s studying with…” she says knowingly and Luz blushes as Gus blinks at her, confused.
“It’s cool, Luz. Go study with Amity.”
Luz does not care for the knowing way Willow says the other woman’s names, with a teasing lilt, but she’s not concerning herself with that for now.
“Thanks, guys, I’ll see you later,” She calls, already running toward the front door.  
She doesn’t immediately see Amity, in fact, the yard in front of the house is empty, everyone inside.
Luz frowns, looking around. Did she get tired of waiting?
Her chest aches a little at the thought, shoulders slumping, and is just about to turn around and go back in the house when she hears something that does not match the thumping bass of the music inside, voices. She walks quietly around to the side of the house and peeks around the wall curiously, if college has taught her anything it’s that there are students making out anywhere at any given time and not to look too closely into dark corners where sounds are coming from.  
Her eyes widen as she spots Amity right away, her back is pressed against the wall and a guy dressed in a toga is standing in front of her, leaning down over her. He’s not particularly big, but he’s standing uncomfortably close with his hands wrapped around both of her wrists, hands fisted, Amity is scowling angrily up at him. Luz’s brows furrow between her eyes and she frowns, walking over quickly.
“I said let go!” Amity snaps, trying to rip her hands free from his grip and he’s so close she can smell the alcohol on his breath.
“Come on, just a little kiss, it’s Halloween…” He leans forward and Amity turns her head away,  sneering.
“I don’t care if it’s fucking Christmas!” she snarled. “I said no!”
“Hey!” Luz shouts standing just a few feet away now. “She said no!” she growled, lips pulled back over her fangs.
“Luz!” Amity stares at her wide-eyed.
“This is none of your business bitch, go howl at the moon,” he slurred before turning back to Amity and yanking on one of her hands. She yelps in pain as he jerks her and Luz is moving forward before she even knows it and her fist is connecting with the side of his face.
He goes fumbling backward, releasing Amity as he stumbles to his butt in the grass.
“Santa mierda, eso duele!” she hissed, shaking out her screaming hand.
“Come on!” Amity grabs her other hand and starts to pull her away but then the guy is scrambling to his feet and coming at her with a strangled yell and Luz does the first thing she can think of, she uses their joined hands to yank Amity behind her and then the guy’s fist connects with her face and her world an explosion of pain and crunching noises.
She’s only vaguely aware of Amity screaming her name as her back hits the grass and everything goes black for a second but then she’s quickly pulled back to consciousness by his hand fisted into the front of her shirt and her fight or flight instincts kick in and she’s swinging wildly at his ugly mug as quickly as she can.
Her hands protest every hit that connects with his stone-hard face but she doesn’t stop and he’s swinging back, but she can hardly feel it over the constant pain radiating from her nose through her whole body.
She just clenches her eyes shut and keeps swinging, punching him as hard as she can, but then there are more voices and two large burly guys have him in a stranglehold, pulling him off her.
Amity had dashed back inside to grab the houses ‘bouncers’ standing just inside the door.
“Oh my god, Luz!” Amity holds her hands over her mouth as she kneels onto the ground next to her, looking over her face in horror.
“Ugh…” is all she can manage and then Amity is grabbing her hand and helping to her feet and dragging her across the yard, fumbling, panicked through her purse before finally pulling out her keys. She unlocks the passenger side door of a small black sedan and carefully pushes Luz into the passenger seat.
“Keep your head tilted back,” she says before closing the door and hurrying around to the other side, and jumping in the driver’s seat.
It’s only now that Luz realizes she can taste blood and reaches up to touch her top lip and pulls her hand back to see her fingers covered in the crimson liquid.
‘Well, that’s not good,’ she thinks, but it definitely explains why her face hurts so bad.
She tilts her head back but can feel it dribbling down her chin and neck as Amity pulls away from the curb, much faster than the speed limit, Luz is sure as the tires squeal.
She runs her tongue across her teeth and feels a distinct lack of a point and groans, making Amity glance at her.
“I think I swallowed one of my teeth…,” she mumbles more to herself but Amity’s pained expression turns into a grimace as they speed down the road.
Which was how she found herself sitting next to her crush in the ER with her head tilted back and the front of her once white shirt stained crimson as her nose continues to bleed.
Halloween is apparently a very popular time for injury because it’s crowded and takes two hours for someone to see her, while they wait Amity fills out her paperwork for her.
“Birthday?” she asks glumly, and Luz tells her. She hasn’t said much since they left the party, she looks miserable, and that’s coming from someone who is doing their best impression of a fountain with her nose. She can’t stand that face Amity is making. “Allergies?”
“Lactose intolerant, so no milk IV’s,” she jokes, despite the incredible pain in her face. Amity starts to write but then stops, blinking, before turning to look at her grin.
“How can you joke? You just got beat up… because of me.” she frowns.
“No, I got my block busted because some guy was being a pendejo.” Luz frowns. “It wasn’t your fault, and I wasn’t just going to stand there and let him….do whatever he wanted!” she scowled, throwing up a hand.
Amity is looking at her with an unreadable expression, but before she can say anything they are calling her back.
“Oh goody, my turn.”
It takes forty-five minutes for them to tell her that her nose is broken, which she could have told them when she caught sight of herself in a mirror, a bloody mess and her nose pushed to the side at an odd angle. No wonder Amity had been so panicked and run all those red lights.
Putting it back in place is… not fun, and then the doctor stuffs gauze in her nose and splints the outside, telling her she needs to keep the gauze in for a week and then sends her on her way with a prescription for antibiotics and some mild painkillers.
Amity is waiting for her when she comes out.
“What did he say?” she stands as Luz walks back out into the waiting room and frowns at the splint on her face.
“It’s broke.” she shrugs and Amity grimaces as they walk out back to the parking lot.
“I am so sorry, Luz.” Amity frowned. “If I’d just…”
“Hey,” Luz cut her off, she wasn’t having any of that. “I told you, it’s not your fault, technically, I started that fight… didn’t win it, but I started it,” she laughed to herself.
“You are surprisingly chipper for someone who just got their nose broken…” Amity can’t help but smile a little at the other woman’s cheery disposition.
“It’s not the first time I’ve broken something you know. The first time someone helped me along, but hey! Besides, I helped you, and that’s good enough for me.” She smiled as they stopped next to Amity’s car. Amity has a small smile on her face as she unlocks the car. “I hope this is healed up by thanksgiving or my mom is going to have a cow…,” she mumbled as an afterthought. Amity giggled to herself.
“Come on, I’ll take you home.”
The drive is mostly quiet until they pull up into the parking lot in front of Luz’s dorm building. Willow is probably already back in their room.
“Do you think this will get me out of the quiz Monday?” Luz wonders aloud as she unbuckles and Amity laughs.
“Doubtful... but…, if you’re up for it, I feel like I should at least treat you to breakfast or something for what you did… we could study after?” she offers.
Luz blinks at her, finally realizing what exactly is going on. She was certain before when Amity had asked her to study that she was just being nice, but the way she looks now, fingers tapping anxiously on the steering wheel and glancing at Luz out of the corner of her eye, she finally catches on and curses how oblivious she is at times.
“Like… a date?” she asks uncertainly and Amity flinches.
‘Y-Yeah.” she jerks her head in a nod and Luz is silent for a few seconds too long it seems. “If you don’t want to…!”
“No! No I do, want to go on a date with you, yes!” Luz nods, too fast, it makes her nose throb.  
“Really?” now Amity is turned to look at her, eyes wide, with a hopeful glint.
“Yes, absolutely.” Does she sound too eager? Probably, but she does not care, especially when Amity’s face lights up with that adorable little smile she’s seen on her face once or twice before in class when they talked and now she feels even dumber for not catching on quicker.
They plan for Amity to pick her up here at nine tomorrow morning and then Luz opens the door, but Amity stops her.
“Thank you, Luz… I don’t know what might have happened if you hadn’t shown up...” Amity says finally.
“Amity Blight, I will be your fearless champion anytime you need me too!” she declares, a fist on her chest. The bandages and bloodstains, as well as her nasally stuffed up voice, diminishes the gesture some, but Amity smiles adoringly at her none the less.
She hesitates a second before reaching across the console to lay a hand gently on Luz’s cheek before leaning forward to quickly kiss the other. Luz’s face erupts in red as her heart hammers in her chest.
“My fearless champion,” she agrees, cheeks a bright pink.
Luz’s face erupts in a grin.
Maybe the evening started poorly, but she can’t find it in herself to mind one bit.
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Roguish Women Part 48
Summary: Kate is an American who fled to Paris to escape her past life. Now she's dancing and  playing the part of a courtesan at the Moulin Rouge. There she meets Tommy Shelby who thinks she can be useful in expanding his empire. But has he been blinded?
Part 48: Kate and Tommy’s wedding. During the reception, Alfie asks a serious question. 
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            “Tommy and I are getting married tomorrow. I still can’t believe it. Even saying it out loud is like a surprise.” Kate laughed softly to herself. She was in the stables, taking her time grooming Blue. It was spring and his winter coat was shedding off and Kate wanted to see his black coat gleaming in the warm sun again. She spoke softly with the gelding as she combed his made and brushed his coat.
            Although she was happy about finally getting to the altar after such a long time of waiting, nerves were starting to get the better of her. With her past and with Tommy’s, it was hard to tell what the future held. But what Kate wanted was to at least try to guarantee a good life for their children.
            Besides, she decided that maybe she was still clinging to the idea that she didn’t deserve love. Something that she knew Tommy struggled with too.
            “I’m sure everything will go alright. At least Tommy’s already gone through a wedding before.”
            “Oi, heard that.”
            Kate poked her head out of the stall and smiled. Her fiancée was walking down the stable aisle. “I’m just stating facts.” She replied with a smug look. "Out of the two of us, you're the one with wedding experience." 
            Tommy chuckled and pecked her lips. “You might want to duck out while you can, the boys are coming soon.” The day before the wedding, Arthur set up to go hunting in Warwickshire to celebrate with just the lads. “And they’ve already had a go at some champagne.”
            “Well, I’ll make myself scarce. I don’t want to ruin the fun.” She teased.
            “Oh please, they’d get a kick out of you coming along.” Tommy stroked Blue’s nose as he poked his head out of the stall to greet him. “Want me to take him?”
            “What do you think?” Kate cooed to the gelding. “Do you want to go along for the hunt?” She patted his strong neck. “I think he’d have fun. Lord knows I can’t entertain him much.” She rested a hand on her stomach. It was more than obvious that Kate was pregnant. At five months she had gone through a variety of getting dresses rehemmed or buying new clothes all together.
            “I’ll take good care of him,” Tommy promised and began to head to the tack room. But his fiancée stopped him.
            “Y’know, I was talking to Frances today,” She said. “Um, about the nursery.”
            The two had talked plenty about the pregnancy and subsequently the child or children, depending on if Polly was right. They had even discussed names. But the upstairs of Arrow House had become like a minefield.
            Grace’s room was locked and only Tommy had the key. The unfinished nursery that adjoined the room was still under debate. Kate felt as if it was her duty to make sure she wasn’t forcing him into anything. The estate had more than enough rooms to accommodate them if he wanted to close off that part of the hallway.
            Yet Tommy had pushed his feelings down. Deep down. As if he was trying to force everything to be okay.
            “The nursery is half done.” He replied. “All the furniture is new; we’d just need another cot if it’s twins like Pol says.”
            “If it’s twins then maybe we should use one of the bigger rooms?” She moved cautiously through the conversation. The last thing she wanted to do was put a damper on his day. But she still thought it was important.
            He met her eyes. “Kate, we talked about this.”
            “I know I just worry that you’re not addressing how you feel.” She touched his cheek. “The more honest you are with yourself; the easier life is.”
            “We have time on another day to discuss it further.” He kissed her cheek. “Go on back to the house and rest. We’ve got a big day tomorrow.”
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            “I think you’re right about twins, Pol,” Ada said.
            “When have I been wrong?”
            Kate chuckled softly. She turned right and left to look at herself in the mirror. Ada wasn’t joking. She remembered seeing Ada and Esme pregnant and they didn’t show nearly as much as she did. Especially in a wedding dress, it was hard to conceal. Not that she particularly meant to. She didn’t think anyone who was coming to the wedding that day would be openly critical. “Are there twins in your family?” She wondered.
            “Maybe a pair on the Strong side,” Polly recalled and walked over to place a dazzling barrette in Kate’s hair to hold back the curls from her face.
            “I didn’t know my mother’s side of the family very well,” Kate admitted. “It may be from her family.”
            Polly pivoted the conversation. “Are you sure about walking down the aisle alone? Arthur said he would walk with you.”
            “Yeah, he talked to me about it yesterday.” Kate mindlessly adjusted her dress in the mirror, smoothing a hand over her baby bump. “I appreciate it, but I’ll be alright.” There was never a point in her life where she pictured anyone giving her away. She never pictured herself walking down the aisle, to begin with. Her father was never fit enough to be that sort of figure in her life before his death. She felt much more comfortable making the short walk by herself. That's how she found her way to Tommy, all on her own.
            “Here.” Ada helped Kate step into her heels so she wouldn’t have to bend down.
            “Well, if you change your mind, I’m sure Arthur won’t mind the short notice.” Polly smiled and made sure every Kate’s hair was in place.
            Ada glanced up as she fixed the straps of Kate’s heels. “Is it true you invited Alfie Solomons?” She wondered.
            “I know his popularity in the family is mixed but he’s a good friend.” Kate asserted so there would be no confusion on the matter.
            “It’s your day. Whoever you want at your wedding, you can invite.” Polly nodded in agreement. Although in the back of her mind she hoped that Tommy had prepared the others to see Alfie. She didn’t want the wedding erupting in chaos over some old bad blood.
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            “I’m leaving.”
            “Brother, easy.” Tommy grabbed Arthur by the suit sleeve before he could storm across the lawns and out of sight.
            The guests were starting to take their seats and it just so happened that Alfie Solomons had a near front-row seat to watch the affair. He had a beautiful woman on his arm, Mabel. She looked less like the painfully shy thing that Kate had met at the boxing match. In fact, she was positively glowing with happiness as she exchanged kisses with her sister and the other ladies of the Forty Elephants.
            “You invite him to your fucking wedding? Your home?” Arthur seethed under his breath trying not to cause too much of a scene until he had an explanation.
            “Kate invited him,” Tommy replied quietly, not to draw attention to them. “And I won’t have you fighting with him on my fucking wedding day. I’ll keep him away from you if you promise you won’t kick-off. If you upset Kate, you're dead.”
            Arthur narrowed his eyes and reached into his coat pocket for his flask. “Could’ve warned me.” He muttered.
            “I did tell you. Not my fault you were too high on snow not to remember.” Tommy let go of Arthur’s sleeve, confident that his threat had done the trick. “He’s retired, anyways.”
            “Men like that don’t retire.” Arthur tucked his flask away.
            "Men like us don't retire." Tommy clarified. 
            The sun had come out, thankfully, for the wedding. Although Polly wanted the union to be under God’s watchful eye, Tommy and Kate had balked. Kate was unsure if she wanted to step on a nerve and get married in the same church Tommy and Grace did. There was no use in being forced to relive painful memories on what was supposed to be a happy day.
            Kate suggested perhaps getting married outside. Arrow House had plenty of room out in the lawns. And it reminded her of John and Esme’s wedding. There was something so romantic to her about the beautiful countryside in the spring.
            Tommy agreed and a suitable wedding venue was arranged. They were just fortunate that the weather had held and it hadn’t rained like the week before.
            So many times, Tommy had thought he’d lost Kate for good. On his journey to bring her home, he was restless as they crossed the Atlantic.
He hardly slept at all, spending most of his time, smoking on the deck of the ship. In the night, he waited until land came into view. But the inky black expanse of the waters and the night sky gave him nothing.
            He tried to think of what to say to her. The last words she spoke to him still cut so deep. He knew they weren’t true. She still loved him. But she was trying to keep him safe, trying to sacrifice herself.
            He pictured beating Santo Leoni into a bloody pulp. The sound of the gun as he put a bullet through the man’s head.
            Finally, the coast came into view. Exhausted but the drive to bring Kate back to safety kept him awake and alert.
            On the phone, Frank told him that Kate was fine and that she had killed Santo herself. Tommy hung up and could barely stand still as he waited. The wait at the port felt longer than the entire trip across the ocean. Every second dragged on until the car pulled up.
            Kate threw herself out of the car before it had even stopped. Tommy felt so much relief he could’ve cried. He vowed to himself that he would never let her go from that point on.
            “You look like you’ve gone into a dream state,” Kate murmured to him when Tommy took her hand.
            “I’m trying to convince myself it isn’t a dream.” He replied with a soft smile.
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            “Oh, they’ve been inseparable since he left for Margate. Lillian said Mabel hasn't come back to Camden since she first visited him. She simply had her stuff sent to her. Been there ever since and has no plans of leaving.” Alice loosely held the champagne flute in her hand. She and Kate were speaking on the edges of the dancefloor. "Of course, everyone's talking about it, but nothing to change. They seem to be in love, far as Lillian says." 
            Arrow House was abuzz with energy after Tommy and Kate married. The reception was considerably less proper compared to Tommy’s first one with Grace. With no cavalry members in sight, it was a little more relaxed. Not to mention the number of criminal masterminds in attendance. But truthfully, they were the most fun.
            Kate looked smug watching Alfie and Mabel talking across the dance floor. “Well, I won’t say I told him so.”
            Alice smiled and finished her champagne. “Alfie handed over some paperwork to me this morning.”
            “Oh?”
            “Wants me to take over the bakery.”
            Kate tried to play it cool even though she was excited for her friend and even more excited that Alfie had gone through with what he said. Maybe this was his final act of retirement and his acceptance of his new life with Mabel. “Well, you have the support of the Peaky Blinders.”
            “Just can’t wait to see Sabini’s face when he finds out.”
            “Ha,” Kate snorted. “I’d like to see that too.”
            “Mind if I interrupt?” Tommy stepped into their conversation.
            Kate beamed. What had been such a beautiful ceremony was melting into the ideal she never knew she wanted. A life forever by the side of the man she loved.
            “Of course.” Alice smiled. “I’m going to go find Lillian and Ruby.”
            Tommy took Kate’s hand and led her to the dancefloor. Holding her close, they began to sway together to the soft jazz music.
            “You haven’t gone off to meet with some crazy Russian duchess again, have you?” Kate teased.
            He chuckled. “For a Shelby wedding, this has been very uneventful.”
            “The night is still young.” She murmured in his ear with a smile.
            “I like it better this way.” He admitted. “I didn’t want anything to happen, it wouldn’t be fair to you.”
            “You’ve always treated me like I’m some sort of royalty.” She lightly ran her fingers up the nape of his neck.
            “That’s how you deserve to be treated. Every day I was apart from you, I promised I would make it up to you.”
            “Tom, you don’t need to beat yourself up because of the past. I’m here, we’re finally married. We’re going to be parents soon. Everything that happened, happened. And despite all of it, all my paths lead back to you.” She stopped dancing a moment so she could look him in the eyes. “And they always will.”
            Tommy saw the world in her eyes. A world very unlike the one he had planned for so many years. In Kate’s eyes, he saw himself walking away from everything. Moving into Arrow House permanently. Raising the children, they would have. Spending his days riding horses, hunting, and being the best father, he could.
            Those blue eyes invited him to do all of that and more. But he couldn’t. Not yet.
            He gently kissed her, hoping that he could hold steady onto his given path.
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            “Thought I’d find you out here.” Tommy sat down on the front steps next to Alfie. “Mabel was asking around for you. Kate had me come look for you.”
            Alfie seemed to snap out of his thoughts. “Oh, congratulations, mate.” He hadn’t really heard what Tommy had said to him. “Kate’s very happy. Y’know, before all this she’d come into me office. I figured it was because she was doing her fucking job but then she’d start lamenting to me about you. Like I were her gossip buddy.” He snorted and shook his head. “She wanted nothing more than to have you but didn’t think she deserved it. Of course, you and I both know it’s the opposite way around, innit?”
            Tommy shrugged.
            “I don’t deserve Mabel. Not in a million years. Not even if God himself came down and told me we were meant to be.”
            “I thought you two were hitting it off. That’s what Kate said.”
            “I ain’t never been so happy.”
            Tommy raised an eye at him. “Then what’s the problem, Alfie?”
            The man beside him took a heavy deep breath. “I’m dying, Tom. I told Kate at the boxing match. I’ve got skin cancer and it’ll kill me in a couple of years if I’m lucky. That’s why I want you to kill me.”
            After two blows, Tommy was a bit speechless. Alfie was dying and he wanted him to kill him. In what world were they living? This certainly wasn’t the man who had threatened to shoot Tommy on many occasions.
            “I’m not going to kill you, Alfie.”
            “Oh, c’mon you know you’ve wanted to fucking put a bullet through me head ever since we met. I ain’t blind. Now I’m giving you the option and you turn it down like a scared little boy?” Alfie wasn’t angry. When he was angry, everyone around him knew. No, this was fear. Fear coming from a man who claimed to be fearless.
            “What would that do to Mabel? Aye? And d’you think Kate would ever speak to me if I did?” Tommy questioned harshly. “You’ve got another part of life to appreciate, try not to skip out on it.”
            “Yeah, how much you think I’m gonna enjoy that while I’m rotting away?” Alfie demanded. “While Mabel watches?”
            Tommy shook his head. The logic wasn’t lost on him. How many nights had he been wide awake wondering how long he had to suffer? How much longer would he tolerate the pain and weight of the world? How many times had someone held a gun to his head? How many times was he completely at peace with the cold metal of a gun pressed against his skin? How many times had he waited patiently for that click and then….nothing.
            “I’m not killing you.” He said again. Because if Tommy had given in, he wouldn’t be sitting there. Married and about to be a father. “We’ll get the best doctors in London to help.”
            “Oh, right. So now you’re my saving grace?” Alfie rolled his eyes. “Fucking ridiculous. I don’t want some fucking doctor drugging me up. I ain’t gonna roam around life high like you lot.”
            “I know you don’t think you deserve Mabel. Maybe you don’t. Maybe I don’t deserve Kate. But look at us, aye? They’re still here with us. You fucking need God to come down and explain that to you?”
            Alfie grunted and crossed his arms over his chest. “I knew you’d be no fucking help.”
            “Take it up with Kate. See how she reacts and then you’ll realize how much easier I was on you.” Tommy replied and lit up a cigarette. “She’d go ballistic.”
            The two men sat out in the breezy spring night. Past the gravel drive was nothing but dark countryside with the sounds of nocturnal life.
            “I saw the ring Mabel was wearing.” Even at his own wedding reception, Tommy was perceptive. He could never turn it off even if he wanted.
            Alfie merely muttered something incoherent under his breath.
            “So, I invite you to my wedding but I’m not given the same courtesy.”
            “It were a gift.” He grumbled crankily. "Can't I buy jewelry for her without people getting their knickers in a twist?"
            Tommy tapped the ash off his cigarette to the step beside him. “So, no plans then?”
            “Her mum threw a fit when she found out. Even in retirement, I’m still the devil of Camden. No one wants their women near me. Her mum hated that we were friends when we were kids. Guess she thought she was in clear, that I wouldn't ever go near Mabel again.” He let out a humorless laugh. "Guess she were wrong and now I'm corrupting her thirty-four-year-old daughter. S'fucking ridiculous." 
            “Since when have you cared what anyone else thinks?”
            “I don't. But Mabel's getting an earful every night. Ain't fair to her." Alfie shrugged. “Just know there won’t be no blessings coming my way, that’s for sure.”
            “Except for Kate.”
            He laughed. “It’s tough to disappoint her, innit?”
            “I think she’d be disappointed if I killed you especially if she found out you asked me to do it.”
            “There’s just no pleasing some people.” Alfie shook his head.
            “Come on.” Tommy stood up. “Don’t want Kate thinking you’ve skipped off without saying goodbye to her.”
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puckyeahobx · 5 years ago
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a/n: here’s some jj for you guys....this is a personal favorite of mine and very much so inspired by the one tik tok he posted where he had handcuffs O.o
summary: y/n and jj go to college together and celebrate halloween at his frat house <3 sexiness ensues
warnings: nsfw duh 
It wasn’t that you thought JJ was dumb, but it was moreso that you thought JJ was focused on other things like fixing cars, finding the best weed in a fifty mile radius, and taking care of his friends. His criminal record also didn’t necessarily lend itself to an academic lifestyle either, now that you thought about it...but JJ had never ceased to amaze you as long as you had known him, so I guess you really should not have been shocked when he showed up on your doorstep with an acceptance letter to North Carolina State. He said it had nothing to do with you thinking of going there too, but you knew better. 
High school ending had really been freaking him out even if he had tried not to show it. His friends were the one thing that had kept him grounded all of these years and he wasn’t sure what would become of him once you all went your separate ways. Luckily, though, you ended up choosing NC State. They had the best program for your major out of everywhere you applied and had offered you a decent chunk of cash. It had nothing to do with JJ going there...obviously. 
Kie was at UNC Chapel Hill, Pope at Duke, and John B was on a gap year, trying to figure out what the hell he wanted to do, which left you and JJ to your own devices your freshman year. It was a big school and you both found groups of people you liked, JJ with his frat brothers (also a huge shock to you, but the guys in his frat were actually really cool and pretty pogue-like, he wouldn't be caught dead in a kook infested frat) and fellow social services majors, you with your roommates and friends from classes, but you two always ended up spending the most time with each other anyway. It didn’t take very long into your freshman year to realize that old habits really do die hard. Whether it was walking to class together, eating in the dining hall, studying in the library, you guys were always together. Sometimes your new friends joined you guys, but more often than not when you weren’t in your dorms you were alone together. This wasn’t an issue for you, of course. Just like the rest of the world, you had been into JJ since you first met him. And lately, through all the alone time and leaning on each other, it became clear that he might maybe feel the same way.
It was the small things like how his hand rested on your back when he walked up behind you or when his arm fell on your shoulders when you sat on your shitty dorm futon together or how anytime one of his friends flirted with you in front of you his jaw clenched and he suddenly was at a loss for his usual sarcastic banter. But you were getting ahead of yourself, right? You two were each other’s rocks at this time. It was probably all platonic like it had always been. But that didn’t mean you couldn’t push the limits of friendship and have a little fun from time to time, did it? No, no it didn’t. So when Halloween came creeping around the corner, you made sure you had your fun.
JJ’s frat was obviously throwing a party in celebration of the holiday, because if there’s one thing frat guys love it’s alcohol and almost-naked girls - the true nature of Halloween. It was a costume party but that was pretty much code for “Show as much skin as possible”, so you went for the classic angel look. A white bra, a white mini skirt you found at the back of your friend’s closet, and Party City wings. It was truly innovative. You tried to make it look like you actually tried by hot gluing some rhinestones on your bra and doing your hair and makeup all ethereal and sexy, but you knew that as soon as you stepped into that disgusting, sweaty frat house you would somehow go from an 11 to a solid 7 and that was just something you were going to have to be ok with. It was always dark anyway.
You didn’t arrive at the party until a little after ten because your friend went a little too hard at the pregame and had already vomited all over her devil lingerie, so you all had to deal with that mess before tucking her into bed and escaping out the door before things could get worse. But after many texts and snaps from JJ harassing you for keeping him waiting, you were finally there and your stomach was flipping with nerves. JJ refused to reveal what he was dressed up as, saying it was a surprise, and you just couldn’t wait to see him as someone else, hoping he’d see you as someone else tonight too. Someone he wanted to be with. 
The music was heard from the front lawn as you stepped out of the uber and up the steps, waving to the pledge from your Comp 101 class, thankful that JJ had somehow weaseled out of his pledge duties for the night. Once you stepped inside you and your friends immediately scoped out your surroundings. There was a party going on in the main entrance and living room, but there was also lights and music coming from the basement, meaning JJ could literally be anywhere. Luckily, the ratio of guys to girls was positively halting so being able to single out a 6 foot man amongst a sea of girls shouldn’t be that hard.
And then, you saw him.
You almost fell over at the look of him. You could tell he had already started drinking and was a little sweaty by the sheen covering his face and the way his hair was standing up on its own, like it always did after he ran his hands through it. He was leaning against the wall, PBR in hand, assessing the crowd and laughing with the guy on his left. Your eyes travelled down from his hair and glowing skin to his neck and chest, both completely uncovered. He was in a navy button up that was incredibly tight around his biceps but only buttoned on the bottom two buttons. A gold badge was pinned over his right breast, and then it dawned on you. 
“You’re a fucking cop!” You punched his arm as you snuck up on him.
Startled and rubbing his arm, he softened when he saw who had just assaulted him. “Never thought you’d see the day, huh?”
“What happened to ACAB? Looks like someone’s all talk…”
He scoffed and threw his arm around your shoulder, walking with you towards the bar, “It’s called irony sweetheart. I thought a genius like you would understand that?”
You rolled your eyes and shook his arm off you, laughing at his remark (and trying to not focus on the “sweetheart” of it all), “So, what branch of the police force is it that allows their officers to walk around half naked?” You teased as you walked up to the bar, asking the frat brother in nothing but a cowboy hat and too short cut off jean shorts for a cup of whatever the drink was tonight. 
“Um the one with all the sexy stripper cops. They even gave me these,” You turn back around with your drink against your lips and you nearly spat it out when you saw what he was talking about. He had a pair of what looked like actual handcuffs dangling off his pointer finger, “Fully functional,” he finished with a wink.
You gulped and hoped he didn’t notice, “Very impressive, does the rest of the force know about the stash of weed in the loose floorboard in your dorm room?”
His face, and the handcuffs, fell. “You’re no fun, Y/N. It’s Halloween! You can be anything you want! And tonight, I’m the only cop that isn’t a bastard.”
You laughed at his mini outburst and put your hand on his cheek sweetly, still laughing. “You’re right I’m sorry. You make a very non-bastard cop. It suits you.”
“I always have looked good in blue.”
Lightly smacking him you rolled your eyes again and brought your hand back to your cup, looking at him as you took a big drink. He was looking directly back at you. You finished off the cup and tossed it at the overflowing trash can, “Let’s dance. I love this song.” This was a lie, you had never heard this song before in your life, but you just wanted an excuse to grab his hand and drag him on the dance floor. 
Everyone around you was dancing ass to dick, going absolutely stupid in a true intoxicated fashion, but you weren’t nearly drunk enough for that yet. So, instead, you and JJ did what you always did was just jump and scream at each other, throwing in some limb flailing every now and then. If you were really lucky, he would throw in the sprinkler every now and then. This was all fine and dandy, a couple of songs deep, until you felt your elbow accidentally collide with something rock hard, immediately followed by something wet splashing all over your back.
“Oh my gosh I’m so sorry-” you said, spinning around, mortified. You were met with the biggest man you had ever seen in your life who did not look very happy to see you looking back at him. But, considering his eyes looked glazed over, you figured that had less to do with you and more to do with the fact that he was probably off something far out of your league. 
“Fucking watch where you’re going next time,” He gruffed at you as he jerked the arm you had hit away.
You were stunned by how aggressive he was, “I’m- I’m sor-”
But before you could stutter out an apology, JJ was pushing you behind him, puffing his chest out as he faced the roided-out gentleman giving you a death glare. “What the fuck did you just say to her?”
“She spilled my drink,” The giant said as if you had just murdered his dog.
“Yeah and this is a frat house, go turn on the faucet in the sink and I’m sure Captain Morgan will come out,” spat JJ.
Sasquatch scoffed and shook his head at JJ, “Just keep a better handle on your bitch, pledge. I don’t need some slut wasting all of our alc.”
“You son of a bitch.” You saw JJ’s arm wind back, his fist clenched ready to swing.
“JJ, no!” You grabbed his arm before he could do something seriously idiotic and didn’t let go of it until you had made your way off the dance floor and into the backyard. “What the fuck were you thinking, trying to throw a punch at that guy?! He looked like he eats whole goats for breakfast!”
His hands were running through his hair and he was pacing. You could tell he was trying not to punch the siding of the house - you had seen him worked up like this countless times over your near lifelong friendship. Loyalty was both his greatest strength as well as his greatest curse. “He called you a bitch, Y/N! And a slut! In the same breath!”
Looking at him now, his hair all messed up, his shirt still unbuttoned, and face as emotional as ever, you had never been more attracted to him. You closed the gap between the two of you and grabbed his face between your hands, “Thank you for trying to protect me, but I’d much rather be a bitch and a slut if it meant you weren’t pulverized by Bigfoot.”
At the feeling of your touch, his whole demeanor changed. You saw him swallow and take a breath, “Yeah, uh, well. You know. I’ll always protect you, Y/N. That’s what I’m here for, ya know. I live to serve and protect you know,” chuckling half-heartedly as he tapped the badge on his chest. 
You tried to laugh along with him, but you were too busy staring from his lips to his eyes and focusing on the dizzying feeling of being so close to him. He made no effort to move out of your personal space and having him here, his back against the siding of the house, your hands on his strong jaw, you felt like maybe now was the time to bring up what you had been feeling these last couple of months. But before you could open your mouth to spill your guts, something in him snapped and he sprung forward at you. 
Suddenly, your hands were in his hair and his hands were on your waist and now you were the one with your back against the giant brick building, the bricks scratching deliciously against your exposed skin. You whined against his lips as he pressed against you, the sound apparently shocking him out of his trance because just as suddenly as it had started, he was pulling away, leaving you completely dazed, lips still half puckered as your eyes fluttered open. 
He was back to pacing, not daring to look at you. “God that was fucking stupid, I’m so sorry Y/N. You were just yelled at by some heavyweight douchebag and all I could do was not throw a punch and then I just had to go and kiss you like a fucking jackass,” he paused his pacing and looked at you, his face all screwed up with guilt, “I’m so fucking sorry.”
For a moment you considered the situation and didn’t move a muscle or say a word but then you just laughed. An eruption of manic giggles fell from your lips as you watched him go from guilt to confusion. “You’re a real fucking idiot you know that,” you managed to spit out between laughs.
“I mean, yeah, jackass, idiot...they’re one in the same I guess,” he seemed hurt by your words so you stepped closer to him again.
“No, God, shut up. You’re not a jackass. But you are an idiot. I don’t care that you kissed me,” you paused, “That’s not true. I care a lot, actually, because I loved it and I wish you wouldn’t have stopped because I was really starting to get into it after the, like, 12 longest, most torturous years of build up ever.”
He couldn’t believe the words you were saying, “Wait...so you- you like me?”
“What, you think I come to the frat parties for the mystery booze and trap music?”
Now it was his turn to laugh, his face completely breaking open in elation, “And to think I just assumed you were a party girl...turns out I’m just irresistible.”
“Oh shut up,” you sighed as you slammed your mouth against his again, pulling him down to your height. Once again his hands found their firm grip on your hips, holding on for dear life. 
And then he pulled away again.
“Stop fucking doing that. Kiss now talk later,” you tried to lean back in.
“No, uh, I just,” he cleared his throat, “I was just wondering if you wanted to take this inside maybe?”
You smiled up at him before kissing up his neck and whispering in his ear, “Whatever you want.”
He shivered and groaned, breaking away from you, grabbing your hand and leading you back inside. You weren’t sure where he was taking you because, since he was a freshman, he didn’t live at the frat house or anything so it’s not like he had a bedroom. Not that it mattered. He could take you to a damn broom closet for all you cared. But he didn’t take you to a closet or even a vacant bathroom. You maneuvered around the sweaty crowd of people until you were back at the front of the house but this time going up the staircase where all the upperclassmen lived. 
“JJ what are we doing up here…” You asked with a slight edge of concern in your voice. 
His face was full of mischief as he looked back at you, smirk plastered across his lips. “Don’t worry about it baby, I’m just trying to find us somewhere a little more comfortable.” And with a wink, he was turning the knob on a door that definitely didn’t belong to him.
As far as frat boys went, you imagined this was a relatively well kept room. There were still some pizza boxes stacked on top of the desk and clothes spilling out of the closet but, all in all, it didn’t look infested or anything. 
“JJ, who’s room is this?” You asked as you saw him lock the door behind you. 
“Bigfoot’s,” he said with that same smirk on his face, complete and total pride practically bursting his seams. 
Your mouth dropped as you looked at him incredulously. JJ was always one for pranks and revenge, but this floored you. 
“You’re gonna get yourself killed,” You said in awe as he made his way back over to you.
“Maybe, but damn. What a way to go.” 
Then he was kissing you once more, but this time he had guided you back towards the bed and you were laying underneath him, his body hot and hard against yours, making it hard to breathe. His hands ventured from your hips to your hair and back down again, making sure to give your tits a squeeze on the way back down, pushing them back behind you to guide your ass up so he could get as close to you as possible. You were back to your gasping and whining as you felt the effect you had had on him through his pants, grinding against him in desperation. 
“Fuck you’re so fucking sexy, Y/N,” he moaned against your neck, leaving the slightest of nips along your jaw between kisses. “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted this or how many times I’ve thought of you exactly like this.”
“You can have me anyway you want. I’m yours,” You weren’t really thinking about what you were saying before the words left your mouth, but it didn’t make them any less true. 
He growled against your neck and grabbed you again, scooting you up towards the top of the mattress. His hands found yours wrapped around his neck and took them in his hands, pushing them above your head. 
“Anyway I want, huh?” He was sitting on his heels, looking down at you with hooded eyes. All you could do was nod. “Well, I do have these handcuffs, and it’d be a shame for them to go to waste.” You moaned at the implication and watched him unhook them from his shorts and attached them to your wrists, wrapping them around a bar of the headboard. “Told you they were fully functional,” he ended with a wink.
All you could do was whimper as he bent back down to kiss your lips and then your neck, taking a pit stop at your chest to move the cups of your bra aside enough for him to give plenty of kisses there as well, until he was finally trailing his tongue down your stomach. He looked up at you as he reached the waistband of your skirt. You nodded, “Please,” not even being mentally present enough to care about how desperate you sounded. 
“So polite,” he muttered as he pulled your skirt and panties down in one fluid motion, leaving you completely bare to him. “So damn beautiful.”
Then he was on you like a starved man. JJ had always been popular amongst the ladies on the island and while you always assumed his looks and bad boy nature had been enough to seal the deal, you now know why they kept coming back. He was a fucking machine. Between the way his fingers fucked you skillfully, knowing exactly where your g-spot was on the first try, and the masterful way he used his tongue on your clit, it was no wonder he had a body count in the double digits. You felt yourself catapult towards the finish line at an embarrassing speed. All you wanted as to grab onto his hair and grind yourself against his face. You were so close when he took his mouth off you and replaced it with his thumb, his fingers keeping their pace inside of you.
“That’s right baby, scream my fucking name. Maybe he’ll hear you from downstairs. He told me to control my bitch but I’m not quite sure this was what he meant.” He crawled back up your body, one hand bracing himself beside your face and the other inching you closer and closer with every second, “You look so fucking pretty, getting fucked by my fingers, Y/N. You’re so wet for me already and I know you want to cum. So just do it baby, cum for me.” You did not need to be told twice because suddenly your legs were clamped shut, and your body was arching so far off the bed that your wrists felt like they might break against the handcuffs. He kissed your neck as you came down, whispering sweet little praises in your ear. “That was so hot.” You smiled weakly as he looked at you from above.
“Please let me touch you,” You whined as you struggled against the handcuffs, desperate to get your hands on him. 
“God, yes, be my guest,” He laughed as he went to undo your handcuffs, kissing your wrists as he pulled them away. “Sorry, I guess I didn’t think about how these might hurt.”
“It was worth it,” You smirked as you grabbed his face, pulling him down to kiss you and then immediately pushing him onto his back. 
You mimicked his style from earlier, starting with the lips and moving down the neck before making your way slowly towards the waistband of his shorts. You unzipped his shorts as his hands went to your hair, making a makeshift ponytail. You both worked together to shimmy off his bottoms until you were face to face with him.
Immediately, you took him into your hand and marveled at the size of him and the way he instantly moaned and threw his hand back as you started to pump him. Needing more of those noises, you wasted no time in licking up his length and taking him into your mouth. He helped you set a pace by guiding your head with his hand in your hair, profanities falling out of his mouth. “You take my cock so good, baby. Your pretty fucking lips...driving me fucking crazy…”
He started shallowly pumping into your mouth before pulling out just when you felt like you were starting to get good. “You’re fucking amazing princess, but unless you don’t want me to fuck you we’re gonna have to try that again some other time.”
You moved your way back up his body, this time fully straddling him. “I’m an angel, not a princess.”
Smirking yet again, he grabbed your hips and grinded you against the length of him, “Sorry, but last time I checked angels don’t spend a lot of time taking dick in their mouths.”
“Well in that case I can just head out if you want me too-”
He flipped you over again before you could finish your teasing, “You’re not going anywhere.” And then his lips were back on you and his hands were everywhere all at once, guiding your legs to take their place at the side of his waist. Before long he was lining himself up at your entrance, teasing you against your clit, before he finally plunged into you hard and fast. You were still so worked out from his previous work that you didn’t need time to adjust, instead just able to focus on the feeling of him filling you completely. Before long you had your legs stretched over his shoulders, giving him even better access inside of you, making you scream his name over and over again as you felt yourself start to clench and flutter. 
“Your pussy is so fucking amazing, Y/N. So wet and tight for me. God you take it so good,” His eyes were screwed shut as he was trying so hard to focus on making you finish before he lost it. “Such a good girl for me, sucking my dick and fucking me like that. Oh, fuck.”
He leaned back, holding your legs in front of him, and started pounding you even harder. You grabbed a hold of the sheets next to you and screamed so hard your voice cracked in your throat as you came for the second time. You barely noticed him finishing after you, too far gone in your own bliss. When your soul came back to your body he was falling onto the mattress beside you and wrapping you up in his arms, both of you still panting. 
His hands found your hair as you rested your cheek against his chest, his heartbeat hard and loud in your ears. He lent down to kiss the crown of your head and he sighed against it. “Holy shit.”
“Yeah, holy shit is right,” You laughed as you rested your chin on his chest so you could look at him, “Well that was fun.”
“I don’t think fun really begins to describe it. I’d go with life changing.”
“Life changing? Wow, I’m honored. I think we should write Bigfoot a thank you letter for making this happen.”
JJ scoffed, “Pssh that guy? No thank you. No one gets to call my girl a slut and get a damn thank you note out of it. I don’t care how good the sex is after.”
You smile slightly and your voice softens, “Your girl?”
He looks down at you with a smile mirroring yours, his one little dimple making your stomach do backflips and his fingers tracing shapes on your back, “I mean yeah, I guess beating around the bush is a lost cause at this point. Is that ok with you?”
You laid your head back on his chest, reveling in the gentle way his fingertips were barely touching you, “That’s more than ok.”
Trying not to seem overeager he cleared his throat, “Cool.”
Laughing to yourself you responded, “Yeah. Cool.”
Unable to help himself he scooped you up in his arms tighter and pulled you even closer, his head resting in your neck trying to hide his smile. Your fingers danced along his scalp and you smiled to yourself. Yeah, you could get used to this.
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cinanamon · 4 years ago
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nct dream’s hogwarts house analysis
I decided to make this because I’ve had opinions on their houses for years and there are some specific moments that I’ve had in mind for my reasoning, so I thought this would be a great opportunity to spill my two cents with links when necessary! In this essay I will discuss from my point of view what things they’ve done/parts of their personalities that place them in their specific hogwarts house. this is based off of my observations and opinions, but feel free to hit up my ask box to talk about it!
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MARK — GRYFFINDOR
this shouldn’t really surprise anyone, should it? Mark has been in the spotlight of nct for a long time: nct 127, nct u, nct dream, super m—he’s an ace.
And though sometimes he may act shy or serious, overall he’s very confident, esp. in himself. That self-assurance is what places him in Gryffindor. Yes, he’s also hardworking and ambitious and smart, but when you look at him, you can’t help but be charmed by his confidence in his own skin; even if he’s awkward or nervous, it’s what shines through the most.
On stage when he’s performing, he’s very focused and honestly just feeling himself; his fortitude is admirable for the simple fact that he doesn’t seem bothered to have all eyes on him, but this self-confidence is intrinsic, for the most part. Remember that one time backstage he said “don’t be nervous” to the camera? He’s incredibly self-reliant and doesn’t need a lot of outside assurance. (x) (x)
He’s also a very chivalrous kind of guy who looks out for his members and is very open and friendly, like a Gryffindor. They’re the kind of people to stick up for others, which I personally believe mark wouldn’t hesitate to do. (He’s also a Christian which I want to suggest that, since he’s strong in his faith, he probably also tries to follow the word of the Bible on being a good person. Just a thought). (x)
Other than that, he’s also just a very outgoing person and I think his overall demeanor fits Gryffindor rather well. He’d probably laugh loudly in the dining hall with his friends, help the first years around (mostly likely a Perfect), and he’d stick up for the quieter kids, no matter their house. He gives me Harry Potter + Oliver Wood vibes.
RENJUN — RAVENCLAW
this was kind of close not going to lie; he was almost Slytherin. But even though he can be rather snarky with good comebacks, a Ravenclaw can do the same. After all, Ravenclaws are known for their wit and Renjun has many many funny comments and witty banter. (x)
ultimately I put Renjun in Ravenclaw because he is very very wise. He’s had that “pure boy” imagine clouding him but underneath, he is young, yes, but he has a lot of knowledge. He gives good advice, is very talented on many things (possibly due to research), and actually makes for a good mentor sometimes.
I want to talk about the wisdom thing very quickly though. There’s one reply to a fan he did where he made amazing comparisons and addressed the issue very thoughtfully; when someone is willing to take the time to think about an issue very seriously to give the best advice possible, I can only imagine him as a Ravenclaw. (x)
He is also very independent and self-assured like Mark, but there is a difference: I believe Mark’s stems from natural confidence while Renjun’s stems from introspection. Do you remember when asked which idol he wanted to be, and he said he wanted to be himself with his own path? That was, again, a very thoughtful response, and a very wise and intelligent thing to say which rounds out my upper two points. I think everyone really admired him for saying that after. (x 4th pic)
Renjun is also a very creative and artsy/crafty person (likes to paint) which places him in Ravenclaw as well. I can see Renjun sketching away during class, doing well when debating with students (who may have just wanted to mock him), and being professors’ favorite because of his wit/wisdom and good grades. (x)
JENO — HUFFLEPUFF
Again this shouldn’t be a surprise. I think Jeno fits everything Hufflepuffs stand for: honestly, kindness, fairness, loyalty, patience, and hard work. He is legit an angel.
To start it off, Jeno is very patient. Though he teases the other members sometimes, he take a good brunt of their jokes. He took being called “no fun/nojam” in stride and went along with it, and even with his asmr videos, plenty of the members would be very loud to mess with him. You could tell by his face he wasn’t too pleased, but he smiled through it and didn’t get very mad at them. (x) (x)
Jeno is also a very welcoming, open, and kind individual. He cares for his friends a lot and tries very hard to make sure they’re comfortable, even if it ends up putting himself at a disadvantage. Esp with his “angelic” persona, he just makes a very good, loyal friend.
Jeno is very hard working and talented as well. He does other dance videos, an asmr channel/videos, and acts as a host for shows. Even though these may be solo activities/work, he has consistently been cheery and patient and attentive for each and all. (x) (x) (x)
Last of all, have you seen this man smile? He can warm the darkest of days? He instantly brightens a room and I’m sure at hogwarts he would be a school favorite, kind to everyone, help out in the library or cleaning classrooms, and having the strongest plants in herbology class because of how much care he gave them. Jeno belongs in Hufflepuff.
DONGHYUCK — SLYTHERIN
This also shouldn’t be nothing new lol! I think Hyuck is a great example of a Slytherin tbh, in a more...immature way? Like not demeaning towards others, but his way of acting and treating others has a flair of drama, if that makes sense? Not necessarily in a bad way, but he is considered more “high maintenance” because he himself said he can be clingy/annoying to the other members. (x)
Haechan is “full-sun” because he’s funny, loud, bright, playful, and as I said he’s more dramatic/extra and makes a show of pouting and being (mock)petty. I think the way he treats his friends is peak Slytherin behavior because if you remember how he mocked mark on dream vs dream saying mark didn’t care about him/he didn’t care about mark? That kind of “self-centered” humor seems very Slytherin. (x) (x)
Esp in terms of purebloods, Slytherins are very sure of themselves and Hyuck is no exception to being cocky. He thinks he’s hot shit sometimes, whether he thinks he’s looking hot or dancing well and he doesn’t disguise his expressions. Even during dance practices, he makes sure to smirk at the camera and his movements/expressions practically scream that he’s feeling himself. And, quite honestly, it’s part of his charm, and it makes him hard to resist. (x) (x)
Hyuck is very clever, and even when he loses he doesn’t seem to think he did, or he doesn’t count it as a loss. As a Slytherin, his self-confidence is very high like a Gryffindor, but it’s more proud and sly. Hyuck isn’t afraid to cheat/bend the rules (which Slytherins are known to do) and, since Slytherins are self-preserving, he’s very cunning and careful in how he acts/play his cards to get what he wants, such as pretending to cry as he went to Johnny on weekly idol. (x)
Even with these attributes, Haechan is still a good, caring, loyal individual and he isn’t a stranger to doubt or sensitivity, that’s not what I’m saying through this. His “Slytherin” traits aren’t all he is/defining, but they are strong enough to classify him. At hogwarts, I can imagine Hyuck sneaking through the secret passageways after curfew to snack on the every-flavor-jellybeans, he’d play light pranks on the other dreamies, and he’d be a jokingly arrogant quidditch player.
JAEMIN — SLYTHERIN
I feel like this is potentially controversial because I personally can see Jaemin in every house because he has a shifting persona and vibe depending on the circumstances, and no one part of him sticks too much.
Firstly I’d like to say that I don’t think Jaemin is an extrovert, so I wouldn’t say Gryffindor or Hufflepuff as my first choice since one of their main points is to help others/socialize/be outgoing. Not to say he couldn’t be in these houses, but he would definitely need to recharge. My point being is that Jaemin is a very cute, funny, caring individual and is sometimes very loud/energetic—we’ve seen how he interacts with the members. But he’s said himself he needs to recharge, he tends to stick in his room a lot/get serious at the dorms, and I think it’s because he exerts so much energy to uphold a persona for the camera, and I’ve always thought this. You can tell in vlives or interviews too that he gets quiet and contemplative, which has me think Slytherin (or Ravenclaw) for his maturity and seriousness when allowed to be himself. Not to say that Jaemin isn’t happy or naturally funny/caring, but I think he exaggerates a lot for the fans and he burns out quickly. (x)
We know that Jaemin thinks about quitting school to be an idol a lot, and by choosing sm he was ambitious in his pursuit of singing. Yes, every nct dream member had to give it up, but from how much he talks about it, I think it still bothers him. But by pushing through to be an idol, we can see his goal-oriented choices and dedication poke through, making him a Slytherin, even though it cost him potential friendships and a normal life. This also adds into the Slytherin self-preservation because he weighed his options to determine the best outcome for himself (also goes with hesitation=introversion). (x)
We know Jaemin is caring and can become very energetic/cute (for the camera) such as performing aegyo or teasing the members, but I feel like he’s very resourceful and sneaky about the way he does it? He seems to know exactly what will embarrass the members and uses it to his advantage, without any sense of doubt or bashfulness. He is also similar to Hyuck, in that regard, about being clingy/cute/annoying to the other members (when he is feeling energetic) and he also can be jokingly petty/complaining to the members and I think he takes pride/joy from embarrassing/annoying the members too, which is more of a Slytherin-friendship thing than any other house imo. (x)
I think if Jaemin went to Hogwarts, he’d be quite popular and well-liked but I always imagined him as not having many close friends and sometimes even being in the background even though he’s so well-known. I think he’d like and need a lot of alone time in the library/astronomy tower/owl sanctuary, but he’d have a lot of situational/class friends. Like Chenle too, I think he would also aid in changing the stereotype that Slytherins are all mean. I actually always wanted to write a long fic for him because he kind of gives me Draco vibes, but we’ll have to see. (And I can elaborate more on the Draco/Jaemin thing if you’d like to send an ask!)
CHENLE — SLYTHERIN
I already know some people are going to fight me on this, but hear me out!! Yes, Chenle is a very kind, bright, helpful person, but that doesn’t strictly place him in Hufflepuff: those personality traits aren’t necessarily only one house. So Chenle can be a bright and bubbly person in Slytherin just as well.
So first of all, Chenle is highly ambitious. He likes to win, he likes to progress, he likes to do well, and he’s not afraid to cheat or bend the rules to get his way (which is very un-Hufflepuff who believe in fairness even though his hard work/determination is (because it’s misplaced)). In one interview, all of the members ratted Chenle out for not accepting defeat by refusing to agree when he lost/said it wasn’t fair. And in dream v. dream with Jaemin, he made the game unfair because he asked a question he didn’t even know the answer to (not maliciously, I’m sure, but still unfair). (x) (x)
If you also remember the game nct played where if you smiled you lost, Chenle was very happy to be winning and was cunning like a Slytherin to get there. Though it was cute and fun, it didn’t change the fact that Chenle wanted to “advance” and was focused on the prize much like a Slytherin would. (x)
On top of that, we have to remember that Chenle has been in the entertainer game the longest. From a very young age, he’s sung and played instruments and been the object of media’s attention. This gives me “pureblood” vibes because he’s almost an old-money who is used to the amount of attention. Also please just assess his vibes when he’s not smiling. (x) (x)
Again, I would just like to reiterate that Chenle is a very bright and kind and funny person so it makes sense based on those traits to put him in Hufflepuff, but it’s his goal-oriented actions that place him in Slytherin, and his house shouldn’t impact his personality. I think it’d be cool to see a bright Slytherin walking down the hall and greeting other houses with a smile, playing games with the Gryffindors, studying on the hill with Hufflepuffs, and overall destroying the stereotype that Slytherins are all evil.
JISUNG — GRYFFINDOR
I was also considering Hufflepuff because Jisung is so sweet and hardworking, but I ultimately chose Gryffindor because he had a lot of potential to be an ace like Mark. He has a natural kind of charisma, though it takes him longer to warm up.
is not super loud or confident, but neither was Neville, was he? Jisung can still be “awkward” but so can anyone, and it seems to only be with strangers. He has a sense of humor and charm to him, and he had a willingness to be outgoing once he’s comfortable. (x)
I’d like to point off his stage presence and confidence when performing real quick. When Jisung is dancing, he gets in the zone and when he focuses, nothing can stop him. That kind of self-assurance and determination places him in Gryffindor. Even when he did the “Lemon” dance, it took bravery to create the video and post it. He just seems to be a little shyer with recognition. (x) (x)
There’s also something about dorky behavior that seems so Gryffindor? Jisung constantly does different hand motions, gen z vibes, cute smiles—it seems so make him charming and it really makes someone stick out and seem true to themselves (which takes confidence). (x)
So overall I can see Jisung as a Gryffindor or Hufflepuff but I settled on the former because of his vibes and potential! He’d be the type to play with the mythical creatures after class, to hide out in the back of the library (to study and snack), and for older classmates to be unable to resist messing up his hair (bc he’s so genuine and wholesome). I really think he’d grow a lot while in Gryffindor.
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Rewatching “Fright Night” (the 1985 version)
No I ain’t watching the remake with David Tennant.  ‘Cause I said so.
*does Borat impression while loading the movie on Amazon Prime*
“Sit here beside me on the veranda.”  Is this the... TV show scene?  The show with Roddy McDowall?
SCARE CHOOORD!
“So... luminescent.”  *laughs*
Those were some... horrible kissing noises
I like the out of context implication that as soon as the woman asks the dude to lay on her chest, Peter Vincent’s like “NONE IN THIS HOUSE!”
“IF SHE BREATHES...”
What idiot puts their smelly ass soccer cleats on their headboard?
“We’ve been going together almost a year, and all I ever hear is ‘Charley, stop it.’“  Well then maybe that’s a you problem
Also what the hell is that map thing next to Amy?
“Let’s get into bed.”  *bug eyes*
Amy, that is not the look of someone who is ready to have sex.
“It says right here that the divorce rate is 76% higher among couples who don’t argue before marriage.”  Shut up, Mom.
“Thank you [Amy] for helping Charley with his homework.”  ...I was gonna make a sex joke here but nah.
Oh I hate Charley’s friend in his movie.
Charley’s car, while super nice, looks like a sunburnt cow
“My luck.  He’s [the neighbor] probably gay.”  AAAAAHHH THEY EVEN SAID IT!
I really Charley to slap Teach [Ed] at some point but I know it’s never gonna happen.
For a moment, I thought that the carpenter dude partner was gonna be like Kenny from “The War at Home” but nah.  He probably just uses his teeth a lot.
*silently jamming to the background synth music*
*Charley spots a woman removes her bra in the window*  What was this rated again?
AN:  It’s rated R
*yells when Jerry looks over to see Charley through the window*
*Shot of Jerry’s hand pulling down the window blind*  That... is a lady hand.
AN:  They were actually extensions that Chris wore and he helped apply them himself so that he could just rip them off after a day of shooting
*Charley’s mom ruins Charley’s cover*  DAMN IT MOM
This movie is basically “Who Cried Wolf” but with vampires?
“I’m his roommate Billy Cole.”  Can you believe just that the fact that this movie was made in the mid 80s when the AIDS crisis in the US was getting ready to happen and director Tom Holland and the screenwriter went “YES they’re gonna be GAY and THAT’S FINAL”
“You actually saw the body, Charley?”  Uh doesn’t that tone raise any suspicion from the detective STANDING NEXT TO HIM?
*snorts in hilarity when Billy jokingly does the sign of the cross*
Charley, I would not trust anything Teach tries to tell you.
AND OF COURSE CHARLEY’S MOM INVITED JERRY OVER
OMINOUS SYNTH CHORD
My God, Chris Sarandon...
What’s with the celery?
Charley’s mom is the most oblivious character in this whole movie, I swear
FISH EYE LENS
I forget, do we ever see Jerry in vampire bat form or do we just see him as Chris Sarandon with fangs the entire movie?
Why yes, Charley, use your tiny crucifix.
Doesn’t the whole “enter with permission” count with bedrooms too or just the house in general?  If it counted with bedrooms, couldn’t Charley just put up a sign on his door that said “NO ADMISSION WITHOUT PERMISSION” and that would keep Jerry out?
Jerry is the most casual vampire I’ve seen so far.  Someone would just throw a chair at him and he’ll just No-Sell it like “Listen... I was just saying...”
There’s got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing.
We just need a vampire that’s like Catherine O’Hara from “Schitt’s Creek”
I love how Charley’s like 80% out the window and yet he can still reach for an entire mug of pencils
NO WAIT WE SEE HIS [Jerry’s] VAMPIRE FACE NEVERMIND
Valium?!?
Christopher Lee!
THAT FRAMING [of Billy kneeling directly in front of Jerry’s legs] ISN’T OBVIOUS AT ALL TOM HOLLAND
The logic for this movie is something else.  Charley sees someone on TV perform a vampire killing ON A TV SHOW and thinks “YES I’m going to ask him to help me with this vampire situation!” 
This is like asking Drew Carey if he can assist in a vampire hunting
*imitates Peter Vincent shooing Charley away*
*snorts at Teach and Amy walking in on Charley setting holy stuff ALL OVER HIS HOUSE*
Also I absolutely forgot about the weird side plot with Amy being an incarnation of a past love.  What is it with this and Bram Stoker’s Dracula going this route?
Man, Roddy McDowall is just a masterclass in classical acting.  You can tell the different style between him and the other actors.
There’s a bust of Klaus Kinski’s Nosferatu in the glass box!
AN:  *in best Janet from ‘The Good Place’ impression*  Fun fact, Klaus Kinski was actually an asshole
I like the red and black plaid night coat
God, all those clocks going off at once reminds me of the scene in Pinocchio.  That would give me so much anxiety in real life.
WHO TOSSED JERRY THE APPLE?!?
OH AND THEY [Jerry and Billy] WALK OFF TOGETHER OF COURSE
*imitates Peter Vincent saying “Good evening good evening”*
*going through AO3′s Fright Night 1985 tag as Peter explains what he’s doing*  Wow there’s four pages.  I might have to bookmark some of these.
Ohhhh kay, nevermind on half of these.  Not into that.  Nope nope nope.
I forget, is Billy also a vampire?  Or is he like some ghoul?  Werewolf?
...Interspecies romance?
For a fact, I know that if CinemaSins covers this movie, they would award Jerry the “eating an apple because he’s an asshole” sin and I would laugh
Oh he’s [Jerry] gonna go for the hand kiss, isn’t he? 
OH GOD DAMMIT
*has to still register it*
Wait, did Jerry hold the bottle up in front of the fire in case there was actually holy water?  Would heating it up counteract the holy water inside?
WAIT DOESN’T PETER CATCH JERRY’S LACK OF REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR AS THEY LEAVE?
How did they do that?  Did they just... comp Chris Sarandon out or did they have him tuck out of frame but still say his lines?
AN:  Tom Holland originally goofed up the shot I guess but they ran with it
JERRY IS BI HEADCANON CONFIRMED
WAIT HE FOUND THE MIRROR SHARDS
The overhead tracking shot following Ed in the alleyway is actually pretty good.  And the way it slides to a normal shot is great.
Oh they do the creepy Dracula fog!
Wait, this movie came out the same year as Nightmare on Elm Street 2.  Dang.
And that movie also had a weird homoerotic tone to it.
You know what, the way Jerry offers Ed salvation only to attack him was actually pretty solid.  Just good acting from both of them.  I was sold.
WAIT IT’S THE CLUB SCENE!
*Peter presses a cross to Ed’s forehead*  Great prosthetic too, holy crap!
*jams out to the song playing at the club*
Why do Jerry’s dance clothes look like either my pajamas or really lame exercise clothes?
God, it’s [Jerry pacing back and forth watching Amy] like a cat stalking a bird holy crap
NOOOO I DON’T NEED TO WATCH THIS SHE’S LIKE SIXTEEEEENNNN
*jaw drops when Jerry runs his hand up Amy’s leg*  NOOOOOO
Not gonna lie, this song almost sounded like a remix of the Nightmare on Elm Street theme
NOOOOOOOO STOOOOOPPPP CEASE DESIST
Amy’s hair just gets wilder and wilder during this dance sequence
STOOOOOOPPPP
Quick, Charley, start a fight!  Just... punch someone!  Commotion!
*just yells when Jerry steals a kiss from Amy*
*Amy wakes up in a white dress in Jerry’s house*  NOPE
God and he [Jerry] took off his shirt too just *hides face in hands*
*covers mouth with hand in attempt not to say anything*
*Jerry’s dragging finger scrapes off wood on the banister*  Oh that’s just mean
*Jerry drapes his arms over the back of Billy’s shoulders*  HMM
They would be that duo who would pick up a phone and take turns to go “...surprise, Sidney...”
*A wolf walks out of Mrs. Brewster’s room*  WHAAAAATTT?!?
Dang they really just tossed a plushie wolf off the stairs
WAIT the guy that did the VFX for this movie also did “Ghostbusters” if I remember correctly
AN:  Yes
They are just... really dragging out Ed’s death scene
That kinda exasperated look Peter gives the smoking house is great
Wait is Billy a vampire too?  Zombie?  What is he?
I really just want Charley to reach out and just slightly poke dying Billy in the chest so that he crumbles backwards.  That would have been hilarious.
How long is Amy’s hair?
HE [Jerry] DOES TURN INTO A BAT!
Real plot twist would be that the bat bite also starts turning Charley into a vampire so Peter would have to kill three birds with one stone (heal Charley and Amy and kill Jerry)
Boss move:  Peter closing the coffin in front of Jerry
And it ends with the same shot as the opening!
“Oh, you’re so cool, Brewster.”  So is Ed alive?
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