#don’t fall for losers
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Girl (me to me) you fell in love with a grown ass man with no car and buck teeth, who is a known cheater and liar, wtf were you expecting!!?!??!!
#mine#journal#the sex was crazy tho#but wtf things went so bad I moved back in with my dad so I’d be on suicide watch#I need to stop#don’t fall for losers#but that’s all I do#I love a good looser boy#me being like I’m gonna enjoy single for the first time in my adult life and immediately caught feelings for the worst person in the world#god I hope they don’t have tumblr#I really really doubt it but holy shit I’d actually kms from embarrassment
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Fiddauthor doodles
*leaves this politely on the floor and scurries away*
yeah. enjoy ^_^
#THEY MAKE ME ILL WHAT THE SHIT#I AM GOING TO EXPLODE#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleauthor#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#ford pines#gravity falls fiddleford#stanford pines#gravity falls#normal about them.#the first occurs in the comic btw.#doomed yaoi#no because ford get your head in the game. there’s a married man that wants you more than he wants anything else.#I’m just as oblivious as him though. I can’t be talking.#also fiddleford how does it feel spending all your college years hopelessly pining for your roommate#and feeling frustrated with the lack of romantic progression because neither of you can read signals for shit#so when you inevitably don’t amount to anything and are forced to just ignore anything that may have ever existed between you two#you spitefully get hitched and have a kid to prove to yourself that you’re a) straight and b) not just some loser coward#but all along you’ve just known he was the right one for you. nobody could ever compare to what he gave you#everyone else has simply acted as a replacement or substitution for what you felt for him. you can’t shake the feeling ever.#and when years later you get a call from him you justify immediately leaving to work on the project as a) your entitlement to him and b)#a desperate and hopeless attempt at rekindling your college days#HOW DOES IT FEEL FIDDLEFORD
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Oh also, that art meme.. didn’t forget about it
Taking a break from it for a bit to focus on Artfight
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Say something true!
#critical role#ygifs#imogearne#imogen x fearne#when you’re taking a picture of the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and the camera falls back and fucking decks you in the face#fearne going it’s ok you don’t need to confess I know~~ while imogen interrupts to say ‘’you’re a loser’’ they drive me NUTSkljsgdlkjs#also my brain is a little beehive cos these two Started with Fearne being the enabler to darker things while imogen was cautious#to fearne Seeing imogen about to be lost to ruidus and hardveering into panic that the power would never be worth losing her#to imogen hearing fearne hesitate and deny the shard and then telling fearne she should do it anyway#the way these two handle the other's Sways in darkness in such a Knowing way - ‘’Are you sure it wasn’t intentional?’’#there’s like this ping and before it was encouraging and now fearne is scared and imogen is enabling the risk#and it’s like either imogen is silently ensuring laudna’s safety by fearne taking the shard despite any risk#or imogen honestly believes that fearne is stronger even than the power she would embrace. There is no risk. Fearne will conquer this.#so it’s like is it ulterior motives or is it faith or is it hypocrisy or is it all three at once it's so good#imogen spending her entire life running from her power so isn’t it so much easier to tell fearne she can just do it while imogen couldn’t#or is it just her genuinely encouraging fearne from Knowing the aftermath of pursuing the power#but it's like imogen ...... why would fearne choose you over the possibility for power when she's never done that before#and is this insistence/encouragement going to actually reassure fearne or is it going to be another crack#and when they do the ritual fearne asks imogen to be the one to take her out and imogen tries to comfort her by agreeing#and fearne looks on sadly and nods#remembering when she was asked to be the one to take imogen out and all fearne knew was that she couldn’t#anyway imogen's face when fearne said you're in love with me imogen said NOT NOWDSHKJF#itfcep
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a a a a a a a a a
playing dress up with aventurine. where he’s your pretty little doll. trying on clothes because he likes to show off how pretty he looks in everything. except the clothes gets progressively raunchier… and sluttier… and more revealing. until he finally comes out in just lingerie, expecting some kind of reaction from you.
but you’ve just been looking on with a mild smile on your face, barely even a chuckle as he climbs onto your lap. aventurine can feel the familiar anxiety in his belly, the doubt growing in his mind. but he can’t turn back now; instead he grabs your hands, bringing them to his waist as he puts on the overconfident expression he knows all too well.
he spills his honeyed words, his eyes drawing you in. he’s far too pretty—gorgeous even—for you to ignore him like that. so he toys with the loosely tied bow across his chest; it wasn’t meant to stay tied for long, one small tug and it all comes undone.
he feels your thumbs rubbing along his waist, hands squeezing slightly and aventurine feels right on the edge. so, so close, he’s almost got you. the thrill of winning just within reach, just a little more…
“you look amazing in this one as well, i’m sure your lover will deeply enjoy it,” your easy smile and relaxed frame gave nothing away, toying with the silky fabric of the lingerie.
and he nearly stumbles as you move to stand, signaling the end of your little ‘meeting’. you’re not sure what he’s looking to gain from doing this, especially since he has yet to propose some kind of deal to you. however, it was getting late, and it wouldn’t look too good on either of you if you were seen leaving his residence so late in the night.
“if there’s no other outfits to show me, i think i’ll take my leave then. have a good night, aventurine.”
you’re gone before he can even think of an excuse to make you stay. or rather, if him dressing up like such in front of you isn’t enough to get you to stay, what else is a man to do?
#turns out#you’re denser than a bag of bricks#oopsies#you’re just coworkers#friends if we’re being generous :)#did i cook with this or am i actually tweaking rn i don’t know#sometimes u follow a train of thought and it leads you to funky town#anyway#i want him to be desperate#wracking his brain thinking HOW DO I GET THEM TO WANT MEEEEEEE wails and cries#he’s a peacock of course#he only shows off his pretty feathers and draws you in#but you have to be the attacker heh#he can’t make the first move what is he desperate (he is)#the first person to fall is the loser obviously#and aventurine never loses#six.writes#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#dom!reader#sub aventurine#honkai star rail
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(im literally so tempted to start another son of poseidon!leo au solely for the sheer comedy of nico going “hnnn percy is taken, but his brother? his brother is still single” gjjsajkjgsfh)
#leo valdez#fanfic#heroes of olympus#hoo#percy jackson#pjo#valdangelo#the sillies#nico di angelo#nico: I don’t even think Leo is cool he’s a loser but I just wanna stick it to Percy#(and then he falls in love anyways)
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feel like the reason i can’t get into m/f shojo is because they’re very… Man and Woman.. like the gender norms/boxes are always so strong idk why😭 i’m always so detached from all the characters and story
#idk it always feels v traditional in terms of gender stereotypes idkkkKKK#probably why i enjoyed ouran sm because it didn’t feel like it was boxing the characters into being a boy or girl (even tho there’s still#some backwards ideology the overall vibe of the anime was much more free?)#i’ve always liked romances like my love story and ouran sm more#i also like kimi ni todoke (it did fall into the heteronormative boxes a bit tho in terms of just vibes idk ) but i loved that sawako felt#like a person who existed for herself even outside of the romance#i rly liked that she was v much the main character and her love interest couldn’t snatch that away from her#but ye yuri will always just be better to me the female characters are always sm better written😭#and all the typical ~couple~ roles don’t feel as cringy somehow#like i will eat tall/smol or academic rivals or popular/loser tropes if it’s girlxgirl but girlxboy… maybe sometimes… lol
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Why are they so fkn cute 🙈 look at them!!!
#i’m weak#pluto#pluto the series#namtanfilm#oonmay#aioon x may#aioonmay#pluto series ep1#gay thailand#lol#namtan tipnaree#film rachanun#imma always question how May was able to perform first aid being👩🏻🦯#my red🚩May#who you kidding me#don’t get me started#on the loser next to her 😭#Aioon my green ⛳️ pitch love bird#you had one job#and you go and fall in love
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At this point, gravity falls has been trending for WEEKS consecutively and I don’t know what that says about this hellsite or its desire to return to its roots but it definitely says something
#we are all just a bunch of losers cointaned here#tiktok has brainrot twitter has assholes and we just have 100k gravity falls fans all reblogging each others stuff back and forth#I don’t know what to say#hellsite (affectionate)#gravity falls#book of bill#tumblr#malin rants
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I could fix jepexx. Someone get his cringefail ass over here right now I need to lock him in a room and make him listen to electric callboy and dangerkids and architects until he repents for his sins and starts a pair of patch pants
#I Don’t Like Him. why is it so hard to pin down metal bands for him#everyone else is so easy. mapicc loathe currents mudvayne angelmaker. ro lorna shore scene queen bad omens electric callboy#zam gojira sleep token imminence epics#**epica#spoke. carcosa chiodos ice nine kills thrown maybe crown the empire#I could go on. but jepexx? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOOOOOING BRO#wage war??? motionless in white???!#would he be a basic bitch a genresweep a niche elitist#what does he have going on. symphonic death deathCORE metalcore rapcore trap metal????? honestly he’s probably a modern metalcore guy#basic bitch. cringefail loser. can’t listen to older bad omens because ‘too much screaming’#I love him but I cannot give him in this moment. he is not getting them#WAIT NO I GOT IT. UNITY TX AND TALLAH#FALLING IN REVERSE. HOURHOUSE#FUCKING SUCK IT GAYBOY#she life on my steal till I#sorry guys. I need to metalhead this fandom the fuck up or I will die
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Hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take but it’s okay if an art style is “ugly”, it’s okay if a character design is “ugly” and it’s especially okay for a female character design to be “ugly”
A piece of media having a woman be “unattractive” is not the fall of western civilisation, a female character with small boobs and no make up is not running around murdering the hot anime waifus
Female characters with tiny waists and massive impossible honkers can co-exist with “realistic” female character designs, one does not suddenly erase the existence of the other
#rambles#Character design#I know some people are weird about female sexuality and those people should be called out#But oh my god can losers just admit they don’t talk to women irl#Instead of saying characters like ALOY look like a “man” Jesus Christ#“Uh this female character with no make up looks like a dude” we get it jimmy your mother cut contact with you#I know some games the female characters look nothing like the actress they’re based on vs the male character looks identical to the actor#But even if there’s some weird creative going out of their way to “uglify” a female character and make her look nothing like the actress#SOME WOMEN DO LOOK LIKE THAT???#It so shit cause yeah criticise people being dicks about any form of women expressing sexuality/attractiveness#But you can do that without being misogynistic and transphobic#I feel mostly bad for women who do fall under the “ugly” side and having assholes say#“Actually this average looking person looks like a MAN and that’s an UGLY WOMAN and lol I can’t critique media without being a prick”#That’s gotta be such a shitty feeling to have
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It’s so hard to become un-annoyed at unfunny losers so every day in jazz band is a test of my patience, one of these days I’m going to explode
#.txt#like….. how do I get across to them that everyone else thinks they’re a loser#no one thinks you’re cool dude you’re the only one who’s deluded enough to fall for your stupid overcompensating chest puffing#no one is impressed we all hear every squeak and every missed note and every out of tune note and every inconsistent articulation#like sure maybe a lot of people don’t process those things individually but ANY listener can tell you’re full of shit#and blow hot air up everyone’s ass cuz you’re too fucking dogshit to BE good#it’s this deed insecurity they have and instead of facing the fact they need to shape up they just cover it with layers and layers of faux#skill#hate them
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professor said she can’t grant a day extension for me to finish editing this stupid project bc my subject (sam actually) had to cancel kinda last min bc it’s policy and she tries to be gracious but we’re at the point in the semester where she wants to emphasize how important broadcasting deadlines are. bitch the funniest part is i don’t want to work in broadcasting like ever and this is class 1 and also i’m a student and can’t control circumstances like that and also i’m not being paid and can’t pay other people to help me it’s just a fucking favor basis. and it’s not that real i don’t need to completely blow my shit over it but i’m just soooooooo. like.
#it’s a demonstration feature r u telling me that would hold the same level of urgency as like a news package. be fucking serious#also monday when she showed a long (ok like two mins but so fucking repetitive) video abt how notjing in life ever gets easier we just get#better at handling hard but sitting around complaining about things that r hard and waiting for it to get better means you’re a fucking#loser. when i have had to email her a few times this semester abt having some serious mental illness sponsored issues. well.#it’s like what if i had a gun and put it in my mouth for you.#and i don’t hate her and she’s been very nice about my projects recently and anchoring and i don’t think she hates me but it’s also just#like well i’m not asking for things to fall apart and also i’m a senior so my circumstances r a little different than the freshman and#sophomores in ur class.#abby talks#freshmen*
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having fun with the barbie generator
#mafuyu’s LOSER mum#i don’t know her name#prsk#project sekai#puroseka#hope she falls down a sinkhole#hope she loses her phone#hope she’s doing BAD
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Hate when people say “the planet broke before the Guard did”, you’re all so wrong
If the Guard hadn’t broken, we’d still have a Cadia, you dipshits
#Cadia fell because the Guard failed#Creed’s a loser and his daughter doubly so#more like Cadian…mock…poopers. I’ll come back to that.#warhammer 40000#astra militarum#imperial guard#cadia#cadian shock troopers#fall of cadia#look I just wanna bash the imperium a bit don’t mind me
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guess who had a harrison dream last night except it wasn’t an actual harrison dream no no it was me figuring out how to revise what I wrote last night
#WORST PART IS THE IDEAS WERE GOOD AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE NOW#many many many many years ago I had 1 ounce of a harrison dream#not to brag but he pushed me out of the way from a falling awning 😎#AND THATS IT IT HAS BEEN YEARS#anyway I don’t dream anyway so WHY can’t it be about losers when I do#I ask for so little god!!! I ask for so little !!!#me in supplication like pls send Harrison dreams lmaoooo
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