#don’t fall for losers
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sunsbleeding · 3 days ago
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Girl (me to me) you fell in love with a grown ass man with no car and buck teeth, who is a known cheater and liar, wtf were you expecting!!?!??!!
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megafart1 · 3 months ago
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Fiddauthor doodles
*leaves this politely on the floor and scurries away*
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yeah. enjoy ^_^
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biggiesnails · 6 months ago
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Oh also, that art meme.. didn’t forget about it
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Taking a break from it for a bit to focus on Artfight
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yashley · 1 year ago
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Say something true!
#critical role#ygifs#imogearne#imogen x fearne#when you’re taking a picture of the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and the camera falls back and fucking decks you in the face#fearne going it’s ok you don’t need to confess I know~~ while imogen interrupts to say ‘’you’re a loser’’ they drive me NUTSkljsgdlkjs#also my brain is a little beehive cos these two Started with Fearne being the enabler to darker things while imogen was cautious#to fearne Seeing imogen about to be lost to ruidus and hardveering into panic that the power would never be worth losing her#to imogen hearing fearne hesitate and deny the shard and then telling fearne she should do it anyway#the way these two handle the other's Sways in darkness in such a Knowing way - ‘’Are you sure it wasn’t intentional?’’#there’s like this ping and before it was encouraging and now fearne is scared and imogen is enabling the risk#and it’s like either imogen is silently ensuring laudna’s safety by fearne taking the shard despite any risk#or imogen honestly believes that fearne is stronger even than the power she would embrace. There is no risk. Fearne will conquer this.#so it’s like is it ulterior motives or is it faith or is it hypocrisy or is it all three at once it's so good#imogen spending her entire life running from her power so isn’t it so much easier to tell fearne she can just do it while imogen couldn’t#or is it just her genuinely encouraging fearne from Knowing the aftermath of pursuing the power#but it's like imogen ...... why would fearne choose you over the possibility for power when she's never done that before#and is this insistence/encouragement going to actually reassure fearne or is it going to be another crack#and when they do the ritual fearne asks imogen to be the one to take her out and imogen tries to comfort her by agreeing#and fearne looks on sadly and nods#remembering when she was asked to be the one to take imogen out and all fearne knew was that she couldn’t#anyway imogen's face when fearne said you're in love with me imogen said NOT NOWDSHKJF#itfcep
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rintoki · 9 months ago
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a a a a a a a a a
playing dress up with aventurine. where he’s your pretty little doll. trying on clothes because he likes to show off how pretty he looks in everything. except the clothes gets progressively raunchier… and sluttier… and more revealing. until he finally comes out in just lingerie, expecting some kind of reaction from you.
but you’ve just been looking on with a mild smile on your face, barely even a chuckle as he climbs onto your lap. aventurine can feel the familiar anxiety in his belly, the doubt growing in his mind. but he can’t turn back now; instead he grabs your hands, bringing them to his waist as he puts on the overconfident expression he knows all too well.
he spills his honeyed words, his eyes drawing you in. he’s far too pretty—gorgeous even—for you to ignore him like that. so he toys with the loosely tied bow across his chest; it wasn’t meant to stay tied for long, one small tug and it all comes undone.
he feels your thumbs rubbing along his waist, hands squeezing slightly and aventurine feels right on the edge. so, so close, he’s almost got you. the thrill of winning just within reach, just a little more…
“you look amazing in this one as well, i’m sure your lover will deeply enjoy it,” your easy smile and relaxed frame gave nothing away, toying with the silky fabric of the lingerie.
and he nearly stumbles as you move to stand, signaling the end of your little ‘meeting’. you’re not sure what he’s looking to gain from doing this, especially since he has yet to propose some kind of deal to you. however, it was getting late, and it wouldn’t look too good on either of you if you were seen leaving his residence so late in the night.
“if there’s no other outfits to show me, i think i’ll take my leave then. have a good night, aventurine.”
you’re gone before he can even think of an excuse to make you stay. or rather, if him dressing up like such in front of you isn’t enough to get you to stay, what else is a man to do?
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sentient-stove · 11 months ago
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(im literally so tempted to start another son of poseidon!leo au solely for the sheer comedy of nico going “hnnn percy is taken, but his brother? his brother is still single” gjjsajkjgsfh)
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yioh · 8 months ago
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feel like the reason i can’t get into m/f shojo is because they’re very… Man and Woman.. like the gender norms/boxes are always so strong idk why😭 i’m always so detached from all the characters and story
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this-blog-needs-a-new-name · 3 months ago
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Why are they so fkn cute 🙈 look at them!!!
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malin-la · 4 months ago
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At this point, gravity falls has been trending for WEEKS consecutively and I don’t know what that says about this hellsite or its desire to return to its roots but it definitely says something
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I could fix jepexx. Someone get his cringefail ass over here right now I need to lock him in a room and make him listen to electric callboy and dangerkids and architects until he repents for his sins and starts a pair of patch pants
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djsherriff-responses · 9 months ago
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Hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take but it’s okay if an art style is “ugly”, it’s okay if a character design is “ugly” and it’s especially okay for a female character design to be “ugly”
A piece of media having a woman be “unattractive” is not the fall of western civilisation, a female character with small boobs and no make up is not running around murdering the hot anime waifus
Female characters with tiny waists and massive impossible honkers can co-exist with “realistic” female character designs, one does not suddenly erase the existence of the other
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chewwytwee · 1 year ago
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It’s so hard to become un-annoyed at unfunny losers so every day in jazz band is a test of my patience, one of these days I’m going to explode
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fappellmoan · 10 months ago
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professor said she can’t grant a day extension for me to finish editing this stupid project bc my subject (sam actually) had to cancel kinda last min bc it’s policy and she tries to be gracious but we’re at the point in the semester where she wants to emphasize how important broadcasting deadlines are. bitch the funniest part is i don’t want to work in broadcasting like ever and this is class 1 and also i’m a student and can’t control circumstances like that and also i’m not being paid and can’t pay other people to help me it’s just a fucking favor basis. and it’s not that real i don’t need to completely blow my shit over it but i’m just soooooooo. like.
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moonysadventureteam · 2 years ago
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having fun with the barbie generator
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doolallymagpie · 10 months ago
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Hate when people say “the planet broke before the Guard did”, you’re all so wrong
If the Guard hadn’t broken, we’d still have a Cadia, you dipshits
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coffeeandcalligraphy · 2 years ago
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guess who had a harrison dream last night except it wasn’t an actual harrison dream no no it was me figuring out how to revise what I wrote last night
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