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I too could produce a six hour sound file on the topic of “why do I like alchemy of souls so much.”
#and a PowerPoint#alchemy of souls#alchemy of souls memes#alchemy of souls light and shadow#don’t ask if you don’t want to know
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drag race in the star trek universe would be the best show ever made. some ferengi drag king confused as hell because surely having the most expensive outfit means he should have won. Garak winning every sewing challenge and side-eying the 23 year old human making outfits with a hot glue gun. 147 year old Vulcan Cher impersonator
#it's not a want it's a need#star trek#garak#pinkgrapefloyd#don’t ask me why garak is there you know he would be
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Can you draw just Jayce on his own? I LOVEE the way you draw him and he’s my favourite haha. It’s okay if you don’t want to though!!!
Have a nice day!!
Of COURSE!!! I love him too 🫶🫶🫶
#I don’t know about you guys#but for me#you can add this to the list of images you can hear#also you can SEE his tail wagging#smh#Jayce my boy I want to kiss your nose#my art#ask#arcane#Jayce arcane#Jayce talks
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jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush
#won’t stop swearing. moans loud. keeps calling you pet names and praising you. waxes poetry about how pretty you look riding his cock.#the thought of it alone makes him feral. has made him hard on patrol more than once (he becomes even more brutal towards the criminals when#he’s in this mindset. he’s fighting off the adrenaline that the thought of you naked above him is making him feel)#he has come home early more than once with blood on his clothes and his dick hard in his pants telling you he needs you#he still needs clear vocally expressed consent before he does so much as breathe you in because as wound up as he may be he can’t stay hard#and aroused if you don’t want him back. your consent is crucial to him and he makes sure to ask for it multiple times even during sex#because nothing matters more to him than knowing you’re as into whatever you’re doing as he is#and the vocal admission of you wanting him (physically but also mentally and emotionally and psychologically) is a big part of his drive#jason todd x reader#jason todd smut#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine#dc imagine
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#this is just an april fools post please don't listen to this playlist i don’t want to know what it would do to a person#(but if you do listen to it. tell me about it i need to know what it was like)#hxh#hunter x hunter#link in replies btw. for the brave soul who asked
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Firefox-official vs electronicmail
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
okay come up with a better idea then. firefox-official is gone asshole it’s electronicmail or nothing
#this one was hard to respond to because it elicited the usual anon rage in me#but i had to think about it anyway.#this blog has been around for less than a month and it is driving me fucking crazy#don’t you think i know?#dont you think it hurts enough already#i dont want this blog either i want my old blog back with all my stuff on it#i would like to stick around#because i loved posting#and i get that you’re just having fun#but i’m making an example of you#less than a month vs five years#‘household name’ firefox official#spent five years building that thing#and now it’s just this.#i keep forgetting#and then i’m here again#not home#i know you all feel bad enough for me already#but it’s so hard to be myself because the environment on here is SO different#we were HAPPY#WE WERE SO HAPPY#Umm… Or whatever.#guess i could go back to firefox unofficial#but that feels far too close to the sun. and i’m done with the wings i think.#i dont mean to be so serious#a total mood killer i know#i just dont know how to proceed exactly#because when i post like normal i cant help but feel sad#and when i post about being sad its just sort of obnoxious#i’m not really asking for pity i just want to explain where i am at
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would love to see any drawings/ur design on jeremy fizgerald (if u have any)!! /nf
Been working on a design, can tell me what yall think!
#ask reply#I want to draw Jeremy so bad you guys don’t even know#I’ve been sorta iffy cause I feel like both in the games and maybe the movie of fnaf#we’re about to get a clear idea of what Jeremy actually looks like#so I’ve been semi hesitant to do any design cause it might change literally next week or month#but this is what I have down for him so far#nothing concrete but wanted him to carry the silly vibe most peeps give him#I feel like he needs to be more 80s BAHA#jeremy fitzgerald
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Your most recent post I just made me think about John (because I’m always thinking about John) and if having his wrists pinned would freak him out. Like, the level of trust he would have to build with Oscar to give up what little control he does have, give up that little piece of autonomy he clings too. Idk your art makes me crazy and then I get thinking and here we are—
no you’re so right my god. I need to draw more of these three navigating being intimate because it makes me go INSANE. I need more John being reluctant to trust Oscar and Oscar being patient with him because he’s probably a little bit scared of him but also he knows what it’s like to be ignored and to lose some of your autonomy (I mean he’s coming from the religious trauma stand point but still you get me) NOW YOUVE GOT ME RAMBLING DAMN IT I need to draw them so bad
#OSCAR HAS ONLY EVER BEEN TOLD WHAT TO DO HOW TO ACT TO BE A GOD FEARING BOY AND MAKE IT TO HEAVEN#HE HARDLY KNOWS HOW TO ACCEPT THINGS HE WANTS AND DESERVES BECAUSE HE THINKS HE BENEATH BASIC AFFECTION#sorry anyway so when John start being you know apprehensive he doesn’t push cus he knows how horrible it is#to do things or act in ways you don’t want to. and how you’re shamed for not wanting to do it#idk idk I think they could fix each other#oh and Arthur’s just there for the head I mean huh#ask
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Follow up to this post that’s a follow up to this post:
Gareth has not known peace since band practice. Any time he’s in the vicinity of Steve Harrington, one of his friends makes a dumbass comment about Steve and his mom.
*Basketball practice ends at the same time Hellfire does*
Grant: Do you need to catch a ride with your new dad?
*Steve leaving Gareth’s house as the same time they were arriving*
Jeff: Do you think they were fucking?
*Steve stops by Gareth’s locker to ask if his mom owns a synthesizer and then moves on*
Eddie: Family reunion?
Gareth: Fuck. Off. I hate all of you.
#Sure gareth could just tell them the truth but at this point he thinks that’s going to make it worse#Gareth: I have to ask my mom if I can go to indie with you#Eddie yelling across the cafeteria: Harrington! can Gareth go out of town tomorrow??#Steve: *looks confused and then ignores them*#gareth stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#jeff stranger things#kinda want to make this a full fic but I don’t know if I got it in me to do so
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Broken oaths and forgotten dreams 💧
#zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#zelda totk#TotK spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#zelda tears of the kingdom#link#daeyumi art#legend of zelda#zelda fanart#totk fanart#linktober#linktober 2023#yes i originally did this for linktober day 12- princess#anyways i rly wanted to do a piece based on that area with all the silent princess flowers#i was trying for a soft dreamlike/watercolor/storybook feel to the piece#and i ended up liking the composition too#anyways before anyone asks lol no this is not a ze/link piece i don’t ship them#it’s more so about the feeling of loss/grief & overwhelming guilt of knowing you failed someone very dear to you
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Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more
Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties
#Skyfire: hey guys lately sometimes I feel like someone is glaring at me#Ratchet is considering just telling everyone before Optimus goes insane that his special ops team can’t figure this out#any weaker mech would go feral with these protocols plus the matrix but Optimus is Optimus so he’s holding up pretty well#wheeljack put bumblebee in place of where he thinks people would place him#hes not putting himself on the list lmao rip bumblebee though at least the sparkling is too big for people to believe it#me shoving my rare pairs in here#Thundercracker guessing bumblebee cause they interfaced before and got he a pregnancy scare#he was less worried about the sparkling and more worried about Starscream knowing he bottomed#to bumblebee#Skyfire messaged Starscream about Wheeljack but don’t ask STARSCREAM for dating advice he sucks at that#I wanted to have Starscream say something about starfire getting his old teacher pregnant but he’s already yapping a lot#off topic but some of my WIPS in my Ratchet folder went missing rippp#milk comic I will finish you even if god doesn’t want me too#transformers#ratchet#optimus prime#transformers fanart#optiratch#Starscream#thundercracker#skywarp#megatron#command trine#prowl#wheeljack#this is stupid#I LEARNED HOW TO HYPERLINK ON MOBILE#transformers g1
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When I say nobody is ready for this au. I mean it.
#you should totally send an ask about this au i totally don’t want to explode and talk about it#second enigma au#zahari#shrike sanchez#mw oc#monkey wrench#monkey wrench au#vivek leboye#ack forgot to add alt text in my last post cause i know my handwriting can be hard to read at times
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what if i Entirely made up another relationship but with the express intent that they Don’t get together actually. this started out as a lol an lmao even but honestly i think i needed this. cathartically
based on the tags of my post here
👍if you ship scc go away
#like even from a non-aro perspective i think we should have more ‘friends who don’t feel the same way abt eachother’ that doesn’t nece cen#necessarily centers the one w the romantic feelings#like yeah i bet it sucks to have feelings for someone who doesn’t and won’t ever feel the same#but speaking from personal experience it is fucking Harrowing to know someoen wants ‘more’ from their relationship with you#and you don’t feel that way. and now that you know now that you’ve been told. your relationship will never go back to how it was#and for me i had a lot of doubts afterwards! i was scared!#sure he was scared to tell me he wanted to date me but i was scared to tell The Kid He Sent To Ask that I didn’t want to date him !#deltarune#the art gallery#honestly deltarune probably isn’t the story to Have this narrative considering Evrry Thing Else. especially not with these characters HDHSJ#but what can I say. I like the them#scc#vomit mention
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Hey, I need some advice. For anyone experienced with kids, how do you deal with young children with hyperactive ADHD. I’m doing well babysitting but I’m afraid of being a pushover and letting these two kids get away with too much, especially when they’re rough-housing.
#ask you#personal#delete later#they’re good kids just very off the walls and screamy which I don’t mind#I generally have a lot of patience with kids who aren’t trying to be assholes#but the eldest brother teases the youngest a lot. and sometimes when I try to explain stuff their attention’s elsewhere#behavior wise they’ll cry or throw small tantrums if you deny them something they want#I’m just being very gentle and trying to explain why they can’t do or have xyz. or I give them something#new to play with to distract them#the good news is they like me. I’ve gotten them to nap#at one point the eldest got too rough and wasn’t listening to me so I barked his name and he immediately stopped and backed off#so that’s good too#but yeah i don’t really know how to explain to the eldest what the golden rule is#oh I showed them bluey too they liked bluey
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Dabi’s side profile. That’s it. That’s the post.
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha smut#mha smut#dabi smut#touya todoroki smut#— ❥ kelrambles;#tagging this as smut BECAUSE WHAT I’M ABOUT TO WRITE DOWN HERE IT’S NOT VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY—#DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I SEE??????? YEAH YOU ALL DO. I KNOW YOU DO.#he wants his face to be rode like a rodeo so bad guys#hands down the best side profile in the whole serie 🛐#and AH! 🐬🔊 HIS NECK!!!!! 👹#when he’s drawn on his side and THAT™️ smirk like—#B-A-N-G-M-E-D-A-B-I COME AND B-A-N-G-M-E-D-A-B-I 🗣️#also… i kinda get this HUGE urge to bite his nose whenever i see his side profile…#like— DON’T ASK ME ANYTHING. that’s just how i feel okay????
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i have nowhere to put my batman thoughts so they’re going here
jason comes back as the red hood, planning to take out his little replacement or at least hurt him bad enough that he drops the suit and lets robin die but suddenly, a month before his plan is to start, robin disappears. and so does the joker.
what? jason looks, he scours security cameras and internet forums, even weasels his was into the gcpd’s files and…
nothing. there’s nothing.
no bodies reported, joker’s not in arkham or black gate or any other prison, he hasn’t finally been given the death penalty he just. disappeared.
he can’t find anything on robin either, or tim drake, for months until he stumbles upon a nearly perfect patient file in some hospital records.
nearly. it’d be perfect to anyone else but jason, even years later, can recognize bruce and barbara’s finger prints all over it. it’s a cover. a cover for what though? he reads through the file, tim drake’s file, presumably and finds… well.
someone clearly tortured the kid, and with the meds he was being prescribed it got to him. it would’ve gotten to anyone.
jason shudders reading the initial injury report. electric burns, lots of them, are what catches his eye the most but there’s all kinds of stuff. what catches his eye the most though is the lacerations that had to be stitched either side of the kid’s mouth. shit.
he doesn’t get the full picture, not yet, but pieces are starting to come together. the joker has been missing for a while, just a little longer than jason’s replacement has been in the hospital for some violent injuries.
the joker is missing.
tim drake is in the hospital.
something happened, clearly. the joker did something to tim, something awful, something bad enough that the joker disappeared and the kid’s been in the hospital for weeks.
bruce didn’t make it in time, only this time robin wasn’t dead, he’d been broken.
someone had gotten to robin, to tim drake, before jason could, had gotten to him so badly that even after he was released he wasn’t robin anymore.
not because he didn’t want to be, a few bugs here and there in the manor let him know that much, but because bruce wouldn’t let him.
it comes out, in one of these arguments, that time killed the joker. shot him dead. and jason almost wants to congratulate the kid for it, or wants to strangle bruce and ask him how the hell he let robin, who’s just a kid, tim, who’s just a fucking kid, get anywhere near a position where he had the means and desire to fatally shoot the joker.
because that’s it, isn’t it? the reason jason’s like this, doing this, is because of the joker. jason knows how to use guns because of the joker. he’ll never go to college like a normal kid because of the joker. and now tim.
tim wants to be robin, asks for it, begs bruce to let him back out in the suit and jason nearly finds himself agreeing with bruce. the joker’s gone sure but what if someone else tries the same thing? what if someone tries worse? being in the suit’s already gotten tim this much pain, why risk more?
it hits jason, one night, that he stopped being angry at tim a while ago. a long while. he can’t be angry at bruce either, because the joker is dead. there’s no one to enact vengeance for his death on anymore.
anyways most of my posts are about incest please don’t follow me for batman content
#alternatively i’d love for jason to see bruce without a robin and ask him if he got another birdie killed in that suit#because i think that would hit immediately post joker jr bruce directly in the sore spot#joker jr#joker junior#tim drake#tim drake is joker junior#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#babs is in one line of this sorry my love i couldn’t decide between comics continuity and timm-verse continuity for you#bruce timm#batman the animated series#dcau#kind of#it’s a mix of comics and dcau#bc i really like the idea of a joker junior reveal#but i feel like a lot of people don’t include that bruce didn’t let tim keep being robin after joker jr happened#like a lot of the time people have him continuing on as he did in the comics to be red robin#which i love#but i feel we brush over the potential of only bruce babs and tim knowing why tim isn’t robin anymore#bc they make sure no one else knows what happened (until terry but shhhh he doesn’t even exist yet)#(and we’re pretending that there wasn’t a mind control chip in this version bc i don’t want the joker coming back)#the water ripples
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