#dolorian yuri

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Sapphic Disco Week Day 7 - Freestyle

Turns out colonizing the unknown world is really hard, actually

[failchild]

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

NEW DOLORIAN YURI DROPPED

Catelyn Mijanou (immortal, unhinged like a geologist who up and ate a cryptid and has been wandering the Katlan expanses ever since)/Dolores Dei (presumed immortal, unhinged for sure)

[cryptiduni]

dolorian yuri

[pisscreant]

now we get next to nothing about Irene the Navigator. and I do not like Innocences. (in a good way. a very cool and horrific concept! thanks! I hate it! /pos). but I yearn to consume Dolorian yuri content. even if it's messy and awful and tragic.

we already get Klaasje and Ruby, so. maybe Dolores and Irene had something similar. on a huge, politically delicate, world-endangering scale.

[mihotose]

disco elysium's so crazy bc every character is harry. i read a fic the other day that paralleled harrydora with dolorian yuri and i was like yeah exactly

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Dolorian yuri headcanon: they were exactly like KimHarry, but in the setting of Enlightenment-esque absolute monarchy. Meaning Queen Irene was a little freak in disguise of a robotically efficient boring normie & Dolores was a political genius standing behind the weirdest fucking woman the court of Suresne has ever seen

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Regular couple: Julia Dobreva & Jean Abadanaiz

Yaoi couple: Kras Mazov & Ignus Nielsen

Yuri couple: Dolores Dei & Irene La Navigateur

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Someone commented "Mazovian Yuri" on my Cindy/Liz piece and yknow what I might just start using it.

I see "Dolorian yuri" commonly used as the f/f counterpart but there's the itty bitty issue that Innocences incite in me an ardent "down with that sort of thing" sentiment. So, lacking any Elysium Sappho equivalent, I'd much rather stay within mazovianism's well-trodden homoerotic vibes for the time being. Hope Dobreva also smooched girls + there were plenty of communard lesbians around.

[failchild]

the thing about harry/kim is that it is both mazovian yaoi and dolorian yuri

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Ok, gang, here's what I thought up:

"Cunoesse Vittulainen" would be the "Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau" of this universe. This way Cuno also becomes tied to the past instead of the present, which I think is doable, they could've been close friends before they split up for whatever reason before she joined forces

Annette's last name should be Leblanc (after the creator of Arsene Lupin bc bitches love references). I thought C should have a Finnish/Suruese or generally Nordic/Katlan name, and that's how I settled on Roberta "Berti" Jansson, which is simultaneously referencing Robert Kurvitz and Tove Jansson (Finnish, WLW) & making her coworkers give her a nickname of BJ (male centric workplace humor)

Which leads to a genuinely weird & also funny situation where Annette has to work with someone who doesn't remember they're from an ethnic minority, but will regularly swear in a language of that minority

Annette would be the ex-schoolteacher & C would be working her way up all the way from a teen junior officer. It makes more sense for their personalities & you can tie a lot of commentary on both inaccessibility of education to minority/poor/mentally ill kids and police & military recruitment of socially vulnerable people

Harry & Kim are the mean loud kid & the nice quiet kid respectively, exchanging places with Cuno/Cunoesse & Annette in the game canon, which would also mean that Harry has it worse & Kim's parents are still alive. I'm sure it's workable

Sylvia Trainor replaces Guillaume le Million in the narrative, more exploration of Dobreva/Abadanaiz & Dolorian Yuri too while I'm at it

What do you think C. would be feeling when confronting the Instigator & Krenel back to back. How bizarre & uncanny would it be for her to face against 2 women (Ruby & de Paule) that both look & act basically just like her & having to summon all her power to withstand what these ordeals do to her mind and body bc she doesn't want her partner hurt twice in the same day

Most of the random articles of clothing found around town stay the same except for the starter outfit. E.g. the Horrific Necktie becomes a Cringeworthy Bandana & the green Disco-Ass Blazer becomes an orange Superstar Bomber bc Annette is the green one in this AU

Does anyone wanna hear my thoughts on the Cunoesse/Annette AU I drew for Sapphic Disco Week

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[failchild]

Okay so the mazovian yaoi thought requires ≥4 communist points and the homosexual underground thought. dolorian yuri is ≥4 moralist points, homosexual underground, and inexplicable feminist agenda. but you can get the dolorian yuri thought without homosexual underground if you notice the frittte cashier's gay magazine. once youve internalized the thought you can talk about mazovian yaoi with the book club communists and they'll do leftist infighting about it while cindy the fucking skull draws you mazov/nilsen and won't give it to you unless you pay her fifteen reál. and after seeing the dolores dei & queen irene mural you can ask coalition warship archer about dolorian yuri but they will firebomb you

[failchild]

wait it should be dolorian yuri

everyone shut up

mazovian yaoi = mazov/nilsen

moralist yuri = dolores dei/queen irene la navigateur

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Dolorian yuri won, unexpectedly, TBH