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three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap

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the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

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reghabi telling mark "that won't work DIPSHIT" about his burning-image-into-eyeballs idea meanwhile irving has been staying up late making the same painting every night for god knows how long 😭

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mark splits his brain in half for gemma then puts it back together again for gemma

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helly flirting: let's kill mark and rip off his face

"helly" flirting: uhm hi…hehe [tucks hair behind ear

helly being the one who runs to kiss mark vs. helena just standing and blinking shyly waiting for mark to make the first move...LOOOL

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helly being the one who runs to kiss mark vs. helena just standing and blinking shyly waiting for mark to make the first move...LOOOL

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i can't believe this is just episode 3 i'm going to pass out

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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you will never be her

why is everyone using the wheel spinning website that has 500 ads and lags. what happened to the beautiful random generator

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why is everyone using the wheel spinning website that has 500 ads and lags. what happened to the beautiful random generator

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episode 2.... im thinkingggg

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"This could be an extinction-level event for venture capital firms that went all-in on foundational model companies. Particularly if those companies haven't yet productized with wide distribution."

"Investors I spoke to over the weekend aren't panicking, but they're clearly concerned. Particularly that they could be taken so off-guard. Don't be surprised if some deals in process get paused."

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sitting in the cuck chair in full plate mail long sword resting on my knees one foot propped up on a skull

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mark s. gay little pose ⁉️

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Severance 2.02 Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig / 1.04 The You You Are

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It can be overwhelming to see the sheer number of Gaza fundraisers every time you check socials, but we have to remember that our people turned to crowdfunding only out of desperation due to the calamitous failure of every institution globally to protect and provide for them.

Donate to restore hope and get my family back on track

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obviously everyone has to do this pose to get to the severed floor but both irving and helena being shot from the front like this underlines their ulterior motives; sacrifices for their respective causes, anti-severance vs. pro

compared to mark and dylan, who are here for the paycheck