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THANK U FOR THE TAG ML <3
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Skip To My Lou, My Darling - Chapter 3, Too Perfect I
The road so farâŠ
Deadly nightmares. Immortal countesses. Lulu thought sheâd seen it all since sheâd first met the Winchester brothers. Extreme circumstances pushed her into the arms of the eldest brother, Dean â and she hasnât been able to stop thinking of him since. Now back to her every day life of bartending and the occasional visit from a certain angel, what will happen when she finally sees Dean again? Is there still a connection â or was it all in their heads?
Our story continues in season 5
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8 years ago.
Night shift again. Luckily, itâs a slow one tonight. Only a few guests strewn across the place. âLulu!â, Ricky calls from the kitchen. âOrderâs up for 13â. â13 is Janiceâs tableâ, I answer. âShe called in sick againâ, he shrugs. Dammit. I know itâs because itâs her boyfriendâs home from college. I walk over to the serving hatch; grabbing a large order of bacon, and a slice of cherry pie. Weird order for dinner, but who am I to judge. Iâll gladly throw back some jalapeño poppers at any time of day.
I walk over to table 13 with the order; placing the two plates in front of a dark-haired man, whoâs in a deep conversation on his phone. â⊠no, Dean. Silver. Iron wonât do anything, I told you⊠yeahâŠâ. I begin to walk away. âMiss?â. I turn around. The man at the table is looking at me. Heâs cute, in an older guy kind of way. Much too old for me, but a girl can dream. âCan you top off my coffee?â, he asks, covering the mic on the phone. I smile, and nod; going to get the freshly brewed pot from the machine behind the counter.
I look down at my uniform, cursing myself that I didnât chose the one that was just a tiny bit shorter, to show off my legs. As I walk back towards the table, I hear the man continuing his conversation. âWell read up!... Yes. Latin⊠No, I didnât call him. If he wants to talk, he has my number⊠Ok. Call me when itâs finishedâ. He hangs up, as I pour some fresh coffee into his mug. âKids, right?â, he mutters with a smile, before looking up and meeting my eyes. âThough, youâre probably a bit young to have any of those yourselfâ. I blush slightly. âYeah⊠not really there yetâ.
The man gives me a once over. His gaze isnât leering, but it is appreciative â and I stifle a smile. âYou must have someone out there willing to give you a few little onesâ, he says. He takes a sip from his coffee. âYou in college?â. âSaving up for itâ, I smile. âLeave me a nice tip, and Iâll get there even soonerâ. He chuckles. His voice is warm, and his caramel eyes glinting with amusement. âTell you what. Get me another dollop of cream for the pie, and Iâll make that happenâ, he says. I wink at him and walk away.
âAre you flirting with Daddy over there?â, Ricky jeers, as I come over to grab some cream. âServing my way to the topâ, I chuckle. âHe seems nice. Nothing elseâ. âSure thing, Luluâ, Ricky smiles.
I go back to table 13; and put a large dollop of cream on the manâs pie. âThere you go, sir. Enjoyâ. âThanks, Luluâ, he smiles. I wrinkle my brows. âYour name tagâ, he grins. âOh!â, I giggle. âYeahâ.
He has a leather-bound journal in front of him. The page is opened to a picture of a pretty blonde woman. âYour wife?â, I ask. He looks up at me with a slight grimace. âSorry⊠Not any of my businessâ. âNo, itâs fine⊠Yeah. My wifeâ, he mutters. âSheâs prettyâ, I say. âMust have made those kids of yours some kind of beautifulâ. âTheyâre not half badâ, he chuckles. âGood boys. Donât see them too often. Workâ. âOh⊠too bad. They with your wife?â. He shakes his head. âNo⊠she passed some years agoâ. I frown. âSorry to hear thatâ, I say quietly. âMe too⊠thanks for the creamâ, he says.
Thatâs my cue to leave. I flash him a bright smile, and saunter off. âOh, Lulu?â, the man calls after me. âYes, sir?â, I ask. âHave you heard about those cattle mutilations, out at that farm?â. I frown. âNo more than what was in the news⊠why?â. He shakes his head. âNever mind⊠Just⊠if you do hear anything, could you give me a call?â. I blush again. âI donât have your number, sirâ.
He pulls out a note from his pocket, and scribbles something down on it â then hands it to me. Itâs a twenty-dollar bill, with a phone number now written at the bottom. âThis is way too much, sir!â, I gasp. âKeep it. As a thanks for friendly conversation. And itâs Johnâ, he smiles.
His phone rings, and he picks it up. âBobby?... Yeah⊠Iâll be thereâ. He hangs it up. âCan you pack this to go?â, he says to me in a rushed tone. I run to grab a to-go box; and quickly pack up his food, handing it to him, as he gathers the papers heâs strewn upon the table. âHere you go, John. Have a nice eveningâ, I smile.
His tense body language relaxes a bit. âI will. Thanks, Louâ. He hands me another twenty. âKeep the changeâ. I let out a short laugh. âThis is still too muchâ, I say. He tilts his head. âMy youngest is in college. I know itâs expensive⊠Keep it. And take careâ.
He puts on his coat, and leaves the diner.
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NowâŠ
Hurricanes. Successful nuclear tests in North Korea. Terrorists attacks on convents. Swine flu. The world seemed to be coming to an end â and I was wiping down a bar-counter in Denver. âIâm offâ, our newest bartender â Pete â called out to me. âThat offer of coffee still stands, Luluâ. I smiled. âThanks, Pete; but I have plansâ, I said. âGrab the trash, would you?â. He nodded, and grabbed two large bags; heading towards the back door. He winked at me; and closed the door behind him. Avoiding the dark spot on the floor we hadnât been able to remove, after my encounter with Erzsebet; I walked over to the door Pete had gone through, and locked it. I didnât really have plans; but going on a date with a coworker wasnât high on my list of wants.
I checked my phone. The only message was a picture of Raul and Chad on their honeymoon. The two men had worked fast after Raul had avoided murder charges 6 months earlier. Once Chad had healed from the surgery to get rid of his little extra asset; heâd dropped down on one knee on a busy night at Buddyâs â and with tearstained cheeks, Raul had accepted his proposal. Iâd been the maid of honor to both men â dateless, I might add; as the only man I wanted at my side at a romantic ceremony joining two paramours, was somewhere driving across the states, trying to hunt down monsters and ghosts â or stopping Armageddon; I wasnât sure at this point.
Dean hadnât been in touch for months. Not in person, anyway. I understood he was busy, but it hurt not to know where he was â and if he was ok.
Arriving at my small studio apartment that night, I brushed my fingers over the carving on my door â sending a warm thought at the two men whoâd saved my life twice. Once inside, I got in my comfiest leggings, socks, tank top and cardigan; and went to read my current book â one about witchcraft and hoodoo. It was the middle of the night; but my sleep schedule as a bartender didnât exactly make me a day person. I began reading from the part Iâd gotten to, and sipping at a mug of cocoa.
There was a knock at the door. I glanced at the wall clock. 3 am. Looking through the peephole, I sighed, and slowly opened the door.
âHello, Luluâ. âHi, Castielâ, I said quietly. âThanks for knocking this timeâ. The angel smiled gently. âWell, last time you were⊠undressedâ. I moved out of the way, so Castiel could step into my apartment. âYeah. Literally in the shower as well. I would have offered you a towel, butâŠâ. âYou were busy punching my face, and putting a knee to my groinâ, the angel said. I chuckled.
Closing the door behind the angel, I went to sit on my couch again. Castiel had been coming around every few weeks â just for a few minutes â apparently to check on me. âSo, as you can see, Iâm aliveâ, I muttered. âAre they?â. Cass nodded. âThey are working on⊠somethingâ. âVague as everâ, I smiled sarcastically. âHe has my number. He could just call meâ.
Castiel frowned. âIâve come to take you with meâŠâ, he said. I stood up, and held out my hands to stop him. âWhoa! No⊠Every time you do your⊠angel teleportation thing on me, I end up in some random place, without my shoes. And it gives me motion sicknessâ. âIâve only done it twice; and one of the times, it saved your lifeâ. I sighed. âYeah, fine⊠but still. No thank youâ. He stepped towards me. âIâm afraid I must insistâ, he said. âWhy?â, I frowned.
There was another knock at my door. I stepped over to check the peephole; but Cass held out to stop me. The knocking turned in to a pounding. âThatâs whyâ, he said. âThey found youâ. My eyes widened. âWho?â, I breathed. âWho found me?â.
Castiel put his hand on my shoulder; and we were standing in front of a lit fireplace. My stomach was churning. âLulu?â, a voice said. With wide eyes, I turned around, and saw Bobby Singer â seated in a wheelchair â looking at me in wonder. âI got her before they took her. You can take it from hereâ, Castiel said; and was gone. I looked down. âYou forgot my shoes again!â, I snarled.
Bobby smiled at me. âHow are you, kid?â, he asked. âVery confusedâ, I admitted. âYeah, he does thatâ, Bobby said. âSo, do I get a hug?â.
I grinned, and ran over to embrace the man; who â the last time Iâd seen him â was standing. âWhat happened?â, I asked. Bobby shook his head. âDemonâŠâ, he grunted. I laughed. âDemonâŠâ, I said. Bobby raised a brow at me. âSeriously?â. Bobby gave me a crooked smile. âItâs a whole new world, darlinââ. He patted my arm; not able to reach my cheek from the chair. âIâll have the guys fill you in when they get backâ. I swallowed hard. âTheyâre here?â, I croaked. âAbout 30 minutes out. Coffee?â. âPleaseâŠâ, I said, and followed him to the kitchen, grabbing two mugs from a shelf.
Bobby poured us both a mug of coffee, and I went to sit on a couch in the living room/study/something that looked like a place a fortune teller might set up shop. Bobby rolled over to face me. âHow have you been?â, he asked. âI heard about what happened in DenverâŠâ. I pulled up the sleeves of my cardigan, and ran my fingers over the slight scars there. âTurns out my boss was really sorry he hadnât paid for security, and let a deranged serial killer get at his favorite employee; as he called meâ, I grinned. âI think he was just worried Iâd sue him. But he paid my doctors bill, and for a plastic surgeon to make the scars less visibleâ. Bobby winced. âLooks like you went through itâ, he said. âIâm happy youâre betterâ. âYeahâ, I smiled. âNo permanent damage, save for the occasional person thinking I cut myself on purposeâ.
âBobby!â, a voice called out â a voice I recognized immediately, and made my heart skip a beat. âIn hereâ, Bobby answered. âWe got scotch. Liquor store was out of bourbonâ, Sam said, as he stepped into the living room. His eyes widened when he saw me; and he ran over to embrace me â lifting me off my feet in a warm hug. I heard the front door close. âDude, are you gonna make me carry everything?â, Dean growled, and dropped two plastic bags on the kitchen table. Sam put me down. âDeanâ, he muttered. âWhat?â, Dean grunted; and turned around.
His face went through a range of emotions â before, with three long strides; he stepped over to me. Just as I thought he was about to take me in his arms, he pulled out a knife. âDid you check her?â, he growled. âShe came in with Cassâ, Bobby said. âDid you check her!â, Dean repeated. Sam sighed, and handed me a flask. âTake a sipâ, he said. I frowned â taken aback by the cold reception from the man Iâd spent months missing. âWhat is it?â, I asked; looking at the knife in Deans hand. âHoly water. Just drink itâ, Sam muttered.
With a cold look at Dean, I grabbed the flask, and drank the liquid inside. Dean looked at me for a few seconds; and seemingly satisfied I wasnât going to burn up in flames or melt â or whatever it was heâd expected â he put away the knife. âLuluâŠâ, he muttered. âCass brought you?â. âJust a little while agoâ, I said quietly. âThanks for the warm welcome, by the wayâ. Dean clenched his jaw in anger. âDammit, he wasnât supposed to bring you hereâ, he growled. âMaybe he was sensing how grumpy youâve beenâ, Bobby grunted in response.
Dean did look extremely grumpy. And tired. âSorry, Lou⊠This isnât a good timeâ, he said. I made a scoffing laugh. âWell, just call Castiel. Iâm sure he can take me back to my apartmentâ. âNoâ, he said. âYou canât go back there right nowâ. âWhy?â, I sneered.
Sam cleared his throat. âAngels⊠and demons⊠Theyâre using the people we care about to get to usâ. I shook my head in confusion. âIâm sorry, what?â. Dean sighed. âWe got wind that they were coming to nab you. I asked Cass to bring you somewhere safeâ, he said. âNot hereâ. I shrugged; trying not to seem hurt about Deanâs standoffishness. âSo, what happens now?â, I said. âWhat happens now, is you stay hereâ, Bobby said. âBobby!â, Dean snarled.
Bobby rolled his eyes. âKeep your pants on, Deanâ, he sneered. âAnd I mean literally. At least until weâve left the roomâ. He rolled towards us. âYou donât think weâve noticed how youâve been missing this girl?â. Dean met my eyes for a second. âItâs not safeâ. âItâs never safe, sonâ, Bobby said. âBut this place is warded better than any other I know. As long as Lulu doesnât leave, she should be fine. And maybe you can get that stick out of your ass, and be able to do the jobâ. Dean scoffed. âSo, now I canât do the job?â, he grunted. âNot wellâ, Sam muttered. âYouâŠâ, Dean said; pointing at his brother. âShut up!â.
I sighed and looked at Sam. âYou said you brought alcohol?â, I muttered. âGive itâ. Dean shook his head. âNoâ, he said. âNo alcohol. Call Rufus. Have him take herâ. âIâm really feeling the romance in the roomâ, Bobby grunted. âIâm beat. Going to bedâ. He rolled out the door, and down the hallway. âAnd Iâm going to go⊠away from hereâ, Sam said; almost running for the stairs. Dean and I stood for a moment in silence; before I stepped towards the kitchen. âWell, Iâm having a drinkâ, I said.
Suddenly, his hand was on my wrist, and he pulled me towards him â wrapping me in his arms. I couldnât fight the urge; and embraced him right back. âAre you ok?â, he breathed. âYeah⊠just confusedâ, I muttered. Dean pulled back a bit, and looks me in the eyes. âYouâre here⊠I should have⊠I donât know what to sayâ.
âTry an Iâm sorry!â, Bobby called from down the hall.
Dean looked towards the hallway, and frowned. âIâm sorryâ, he muttered. âI know thatâs probably not the welcome you had expectedâ. âI donât knowâŠâ, I grunted. âItâs not the first time you pulled a knife on meâ. âYeah⊠sorry. Againâ. I sighed. âCan open a window, and let in some air? This place smells like old fartsâ. He smiled slightly. âHex bags. We made some earlier. The smell goes away after a while⊠How have you been?â, he asked. âFine⊠I guess. It took a while to heal properly since⊠last timeâ, I said. Dean frowned. âBut youâre better. Right?â. I nodded. âIâm⊠living. Moving onâ. âGoodâ, he said. âThatâs⊠good. That youâre moving on, I meanâ.
He cleared his throat, and let go of me. The separation was almost painful. âThanks for checking in, by the wayâŠâ, I said. âCastielâs been a real hootâ. Dean didnât meet my eyes. âI should have calledâ. âYeah, you should haveâ, I muttered. âYou didnât call eitherâŠâ, he said; a slight accusation in his voice. I looked at him in indignation. âYou told me you were going out to stop the devilâ, I said. âI didnât figure I should be the one to check inâ.
I sat back down on the couch and yawned. âLet me go put away the groceries, and Iâll show you where to sleep afterwardsâ, he said. âSounds goodâ, I said quietly. I pulled my legs up under me, and leant my head against the armrest. The smell of the hex bags had dulled; and I now noticed another scent â one of gunpowder, wood and metal. The hunter smell, I thought to myself. My eyes began drooping, and the last thing I noticed was a soft kiss to my temple, and a blanket being tucked around me.
âGoodnight, Louâ, Dean whispered.
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The sun hitting my face woke me up. âMorninâ kidâ, Bobby muttered from his table. âFresh coffee on the potâ. âThanksâ, I rasped. I got off the couch, and stretched. âWhere are the guys?â, I asked. âChecking on a leadâ, Bobby grunted. âGrab me a cup?â.
I went into the kitchen, and filled two mugs with coffee; bringing one over to the desk. âDemon stuff?â, I asked. Bobby shook his head. âGhostâ, he said. âYanktonâŠâ. I frowned. âYankton⊠Iâm in South Dakota?â, I asked. âYeah⊠youâre about 600 miles from homeâ, he said. âWell, thatâs just greatâ, I muttered. âAnd this is your place?â. âSinger Scrapâ, he nodded. âGood coverâ. A scrapyard owner. I knew it, I smiled to myself.
I looked over the many books and papers strewn about the room. A row of phones were hanging on the wall; each with a sticker on it, letting Bobby know what persona heâd need to take on when he picked up. The was an old cookie-tin filled with different fake idâs â FBI, Wild Life Service, Sheriffâs badges; the list went on.
âYou have a pretty bad-ass setup here, Bobbyâ, I said. âAlso 100% illegal Iâm guessingâ. âThis job isnât exactly easy to do if you follow the rulesâ, Bobby said. I sighed. âIs there anything I can help with?â, I asked. âWhat, are you bored?â, Bobby smiled. âYesâ, I nodded. âYou can make lunch; itâs almost noonâ, he said. âI donât cook⊠but I know how to order a pizzaâ. Bobby frowned. âIâll call the boys, have them bring something backâ. I shrugged.
Bobby narrowed his eyes at me. âDid you⊠uhm⊠kiss and make up last night?â, he muttered. I chewed my lip. âNot exactly⊠He seemed preoccupiedâ, I said. Bobby chuckled. âThatâs Dean for youâ, he said. âAlways so busy trying to save everyone else, he doesnât see when his own salvation is staring him right in the faceâ. âI donât know if Iâm a salvation, exactlyâ, I said. âIâm a bartender from Denver with a teaching degreeâ. âMaybe you can teach him some mannersâ, Bobby grunted and returned to his document. âGrab me that magnifying glass over thereâ, he said, and pointed towards the coffee table.
I handed him the magnifier, and picked up an amulet that caught my eye. It was almost glowing in the sunlight. âPut that downâ, Bobby yelled. I almost jumped, and dropped the chain to the table. âSorryâ, he muttered. âI havenât been able to break the curse on it yet⊠and Iâm pretty sure youâd be a lot less pretty with an extra nose stuck to your chinâ. âItâs cursed?â, I asked. âMaybe you should lock it up somewhereâ. âTried thatâ, he grunted. âIt reappears there every time I doâ. I studied the amulet closer. âHoodoo, right?â, I muttered. Bobby looked at me. âIs it?â, he asked. âI think so⊠It looks like a sigil I saw once, in a bookâ, I said. Maybe cover it in goofer dust, and bury it in an old graveâŠâ. I met his incredulous eyes, and blushed. âOr, something else. I donât knowâ.
He narrowed his eyes at me. âWhat do you make of this?â, he asked, and pushed an old newspaper clipping across the table. I read through the text. âAnother strange case of a dead body in Yankton this month, when Thomas Clayton was found near Yankton Municipal Cemetary â his neck broken; and his lower body buried into the ground. He leaves behind a wife and two childrenâŠâ. âSounds like a mylingâ, I muttered. Bobby frowned. âHowâd you know about those?â, he asked. âI read⊠a lotâ, I replied. He looked at me disbelievingly. âYou call studying Scandinavian ghosts leisurely reading?â. âI was almost killed by two supernatural beingsâ, I shrugged. âThought Iâd study up in case anything happened againâ. âHuhâŠâ, Bobby said. âSo, you think itâs a mylingâ. âIâm no pro, so I wouldnât know for sureâ, I said. âBut the half-buried thing? And just outside a cemetery⊠More like he was forced to carry a ghost on his back; but didnât make it to hallowed groundâ. The corner of Bobbyâs lip raised in a crooked smile. âBut you already knew thatâ. âWas beginning to come to that theory myselfâ, he said. âYou have some knowledge in that head of yours, kidâ. I blushed again.
There was a knock at the door. I looked through the kitchen window. Outside stood a darkhaired policewoman. âItâs the copsâ, I muttered. âCrapâ, Bobby groaned. âWoman? Looks like she eats nails for breakfast?â. I looked again. âYupâŠâ. Bobby began rolling away from the view of the windows. âIâm not hereâ, he said. I shook my head. âFine, Iâll talk to herâ, I said, and walked to the front door, opening it.
âHelloâ, I smiled at the woman. She looked mistrustingly at me. âMiss⊠Iâm sheriff Mills. Is Bobby Singer in?â. I shook my head. âHeâs outâŠâ. âOut cold?â, she grunted. âBobby! Roll your ass out hereâ.
Bobby appeared behind me. âSheriffâŠâ, he grunted. âWhat did I do this time?â. The sheriff sighed. âYour neighbors have been reporting strange smells from your houseâ. âStranger than usual? This is a scrap yard, sheriffâ, I smiled. She narrowed her eyes at me. âAnd you are?â. I thought fast. âAnn Wilsonâ, I said brightly; and reached out my hand to shake hers. âMy nieceâ, Bobby said. âSheâs staying with me to help out since my accidentâ. âAll rightâŠâ, the sheriff said. âIf you say soâ.
I cleared my throat. âYou were saying? About strange smellsâŠâ. âYesâ, the sheriff said. âYou canât be polluting the air with methane gas, Bobby. Your neighbors say the smell was so rancid, their eyes wateredâ. Bobby sighed. âLook, my nearest neighbor is 3 miles away. If any of them have been reporting any smells, it means theyâve been trespassing â and Iâd be in my right to shoot themâ. The sheriff clenched her jaw. âWith what weapon? I donât believe you have a licenseâ. âI doâ, I said. She lifted her brows. âCan I see it?â. I smiled. âI never mentioned a gun, or using one for that matter. So, you donât need toâ. She stifled a smile. Under different circumstances, I might have liked her. âIf thereâs nothing else, uncle Bobby needs to have his lunch nowâ.
âAll rightâ, sheriff Mills said. âJust, keep down the stench, all right?â. âAbsolutelyâ, I smiled. âGoodbye, sheriffâ. She walked off the porch, and got in her car. I waved as she drove away. I turned to look at Bobby. âThat was fun!â, I grinned. âYeah, a real giggle of a timeâ, Bobby grunted, and went back into the living room.
One of the phones rang â one labeled CDC. Bobby picked it up. âFisher here⊠Yes, heâs one of mine. He in some kind of trouble?... Thatâs ridiculous, son⊠No, you listen to me. Let him finish his job⊠Put him onâ. I heard him mutter idjit below his breath. ïżœïżœGarth? You moron. You told them it was a strain of the plague?... Yeah⊠Give him back to meâ. There was a pause. âOfficer. Agent Fitzgerald is right. Let him look at the autopsy report⊠Thank you. Byeâ. He hung up. âStupid son of a bitchâ. I chuckled.
Bobby began rolling towards his desk, when another phone rang â the one labeled FBI. I looked at him pleadingly. âBe my guestâŠâ, he grunted. I picked it up.
âNicks hereâ, I said. âYes, hello maâam. This is detective Alan Jackson from the Yankton PDâ, a tired voice said. âI have two men here claiming to be FBIâŠâ. My eyes lit up. âLet me guess. One is a 6â3 puppy, and the other looks like heâd flirt with your daughter right in front of you, and not be ashamed of it?â. âThat sounds about rightâ, the man muttered. âYeah, those are mineâ, I said. âWhatâs the problem?â. âThey want to examine the body ofâŠâ. âThomas Clayton?â, I asked. âYesâŠâ, the man said. âAnd what seems to be the problem?â, I asked. âWell they donât have the right papers to begin withâ, he answered. âThe FBI rolls into town, asking to oversee a murder-case, and you refuse them?â, I said. âWonât look good on your yearly report, detective Jacksonâ. âMaâamâŠâ, the man began. âLook, I donât have time for this. Put me on with your captainâ. Bobbyâs eyes widened, and he shook his head fervently. âMaâam, Iâm sure that wonât be necessaryâŠâ, the detective muttered. I scoffed. âNo? Well, youâre not being very forthcoming with my menâŠâ. âIâll let them look, maâam. Right awayâ. âThank you. Please put the pretty one onâ, I said. âYour boss wants youâ, the man muttered, and I heard the phone change hands. âHello?â, I heard Deans voice. âSpeaker?â, I asked. âNoâ, he grunted. âGood. Bring back lunch. Bobbyâs hungryâ, I said. âYes, maâamâ, Dean grunted, and hung up.
I put the phone back on its hook. âThat was even more funâ, I grinned. Bobby chuckled. âYou could come in handy, Luluâ, he smiled. âGood jobâ. âThanksâ, I said. âBobby⊠you wouldnât happen to have some shoes laying around I could use?â.
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A few hours later Dean and Sam came back from Yankton. Dean looked like a thundercloud.
âWhat the hell, Bobby?â, he growled. âYou have Lulu doing jobs now?â. âJust this oneâ, he smiled. âAnd sheâs done a fine job, as wellâ. Dean stepped towards me with and gave me a searing look. âYou donât ever do that again!â, he roared. âWhy?â, I frowned. âYou could have had us thrown in jail!â, he said. âHorse crapâ, I said. âYou were fineâ.
Sam put down some cardboard boxes on the coffee table. âWe brought pizzaâ, he said. Bobby groaned. âWe were in a rushâ, Sam muttered. I grabbed a slice, and sat down on the couch; putting my feet on the table. Dean looked at me with hard eyes. âComfy?â, he grunted. âVeryâ, I smiled. He cursed below his breath.
âLuluâs got a theory on the ghostâ, Bobby said. Sam looked at me with pleased surprise. âReally?â, he asked. âTell usâ. âA mylingâ, I said. âAn unwanted child, killed by its parents; and buried in non-consecrated groundâ. Dean frowned. I handed him a slice of pizza, and he accepted it without thanks. âA mew-what?â, he asked. âMylingâ, Bobby said. âTell âem, Luluâ.
I took a bite, and chewed enthusiastically. âIt crawls onto peopleâs backs; wanting them to bring it to consecrated ground to restâ, I said; mouth full. âUsually, the weight of it on the victims back will make him or her sink into the ground before they make it all the way. The ghost will be pissed, and kill them â strangling them or breaking their necksâ. âHow do you know this stuff?â, Sam smiled. âShe reads⊠a lotâŠâ, Bobby muttered.
Dean looked at Bobbyâs desk. âWhereâs the cursed amulet?â, he grunted. âCovered it in goofer dust, and buried it out back with my old dogâ, Bobby said. âWell, Lulu didâ. I smiled, and wiggled my feet â on which I was wearing a pair of old loafers Bobbyâs wife had used when she was alive.
âYou shouldnât be meddling with any of thisâ, Dean growled. I shrugged. âYour pet angel kidnapped me, and brought me 600 miles away; without my shoes or my phone. Might as well keep busyâ. âDonât you need to go to work?â, Dean grunted. âYeah, like 3 hours agoâ, I admitted. âIâm probably firedâ. Dean frowned. âAnd you donât care?â I looked at him exasperatedly. âOf course I care, Dean. My whole life is in Denverâ, I sneered. âBut youâre also telling me that angels and demons are out to kill me. Being there right now would just bring people in danger. Iâm staying away⊠To keep them safeâ.
Dean raised a brow at me. I realized then thatâs what he had been doing. In his own way. âI called Cass. Heâs gonna take you somewhere safeâ, he said. I frowned. âBobby saidâŠâ. âYouâre leaving, Louâ, he said. âThatâs finalâ.
âShe canâtâŠâ, Castiel â whoâd appeared from nowhere â said. âCass!â, Dean growled. âGet her out of here!â âThereâs no where I can take herâ, the angel replied. âYou wanted her safe. She is safe hereâ. âHardlyâ, Dean said. âWeâre up to our necks on this case, and Ironside over there canât even get off his porch on his ownâ. He gestured towards Bobby.
Bobby frowned at him. âWhere do you want her to go, son?â, he asked. âRufus is buried in vamps in Wichita, Martinâs in the psych ward⊠Ellen and Jo? Thatâs the only people Iâd trust her to be safe enough with; and theyâre dead!â. Darkness ghosted Deans face. âLulu is safest here, Deanâ, Sam said.
Dean shook his head, and looked everywhere but at me. âIf you didnât come to take her away, why the hell are you here, Cass?â, he snarled. âTo give you thisâ, Castiel said. He pulled out a knife I recognized as being an angel sword. âWe already have one of thoseâ, Sam said. Cas shook his head. âItâs not for you, itâs for herâ.
Castiel went to hand me the knife. Dean stepped between us. âWhoa⊠no, no, no. Thatâs not happeningâ. âExcuse me?â, I frowned. He looked at me indignantly. âYouâre not gonna be walking around with a heavenly weapon in your purseâ, he said.
I put down my pizza, and stood up â fully ready to smack him across the face. âIâm a grown ass woman, Dean. I can make my own decisionsâ. âNot this oneâ, he grunted. âYou canât even shoot a gunâ. âI can shoot a damn gun; I told you!â. âAnd fight with an angel sword?â, he asked indignantly.
He took the sword from Castiel. âIâm keeping this. Having two is always handyâ. âDean, Lulu needs to be able to protect herself from my brothersâ, Castiel said. âNoâ, Dean said. I stepped up to him; and looked him square in the face. âGive me my sword, DeanâŠâ, I snarled. âTake itâ, he smiled; and held the sword over his head â knowing full well I wouldnât jump for it like some child. I looked at him with sad eyes. âI really donât want to do thisâŠâ, I muttered. Dean chuckled.
I walked behind him, pretending to give up. âGood call, sweetheartâ, he muttered. Quickly setting my foot between his own from behind, my knee between his; I crouched, leant forward, snaked my arm across his torso â and flipped him backward over my thigh â making him land with a bang on his back. âOwâŠâ, he gasped. âRoller derbyâ, I growled; and snatched the sword from him. âThanks, Castielâ, I muttered.
The three men still standing, all looked at me in surprise. Sam bit his lips to stop from laughing. âNot funny, Sam!â, Dean growled from the floor. âDude, she just railed your ass!â, his brother grinned.
Dean got on his feet, and stretched his back. âFine!â, he roared. âTake the damn sword⊠That was cheating, thoughâ. âMight have earnt me a penalty back in the day; but still my favorite moveâ, I muttered. âYouâre just pissed you got beaten by a girlâ. âThat has nothing to do with itâ, he frowned. âWomen can fightâŠâ. âI just canât, is that it?â. He shook his head in indignation. âWeâll talk about this laterâ, he grunted coldly. âWe have a case to get back toâ. I smiled. âNo, Lou. We have a case. You donâtâ. I rolled my eyes. âRoll your eyes all you want, sugar. Thatâs whatâs happeningâ.
I went into the kitchen, and grabbed a beer from the fridge â opening it, and taking a large sip. Castiel walked over to join me. âI take it you havenât had intercourse yetâ, he muttered. I grimaced at him. âCass. Stay out of my sex-life. Ok?â. He nodded, looking almost embarrassed. âI just meant â seeing as Dean is still in a bad mood â you must not haveâŠâ. âStopâ, I said, and held out a hand at him. âYouâve done plenty of damage as it isâ. âI apologize for that. It wasnât my intentionâ. I sighed. âI know⊠you were just trying to helpâ. I looked up at him. âLook, CassâŠâ. He was gone.
I couldnât help but feel bad about how Iâd spoken to him. He was a friend â not just to Dean and Sam â but also to me.
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The three hunters spent the next hours researching mylings; and it seemed Dean had to relent and agree that I had been right.
âSo how do we get rid of itâ, he grunted. I was seated on a kitchen chair, pretending to read a book on the with trials of Salem. âSalt and burn, like every other spiritâ, Sam offered. âYeah, except we have no idea where the kid is buriedâ, Dean said. âBobby? Any ideas?â.
The elder hunter looked towards me. âShe knows more about them than any of usâŠâ, he muttered. âYeah, well; sheâs not a hunterâ, Dean grunted. âJust, give it a rest, DeanâŠâ, Sam sighed. âGet over yourself, and let Lulu helpâ. Dean rolled his eyes. âRoll your eyes all you want, sugarâŠâ, I sneered. âJust⊠help us out here, kidâ, Bobby said.
I stood up, and walked over to the desk. âPutting the spirit to rest by salting and burning sound good enough. But you could also just give it what it wantsâ. Sam narrowed his eyes. âWhat do you mean? Carry it to the graveyardâ. âI donât think you need to throw yourself into the fire this time, Samâ, I smiled; remembering how heâd almost let himself get killed by the maren, who had been haunting my dreams when we first met. âFind itâs parentsâŠâ. âTheyâre probably dead tooâŠâ, Bobby said. I shrugged. âCanât you, like⊠summon them?â, I asked.
Dean scoffed, and chuckled. âGreat idea; except thatâs impossibleâ. âItâs notâŠâ, Bobby said. âThere are waysâ. âOf course there areâŠâ, Dean snarled. âWhy donât you three do this job, and Iâll go hit a bar. Donât seem like you need me here anywayâ. âDeanâŠâ, Sam began. âNo, really; Sammy. Go ahead. Looks like Louâs got this oneâ, Dean said. He grabbed his jacket, and left the house.
âIâll go talk to himâ, Sam muttered. âNo, I willâ, I said. âThis is on meâ. Sam nodded, and I went out the front door.
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#dean winchester fic#dean winchester x oc#dean x oc#dean winchester#supernatural fic#supernatural#sam winchester
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Slow Dancing
Gift Fics again! Â This time for @ladyoutlierâ set to Earth Angel! Â Aziraphale has a bad day, but Crowley is there to cheer him up. Â I wanted to write some fluffy softness as a balm for that 1992 script today. Â Iâm so glad we live in the good timeline xD
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Today had not been kind to Aziraphale. Â Not in the slightest bit.
He had a meeting around noon with a local rare book dealer about a particular first edition heâd been seeking for quite a while. Â Theyâd agreed to meet at a cafe local to the dealer at 3 on the dot. Aziraphale, being ever punctual, had arrived at 2:30. Nothing wrong with having a spot of cocoa and a scone while he waited; and he was always on the lookout for new places to drag Crowley to. Â He made it inside just a few minutes before the rain started outside.
Things had gone off the rails almost immediately. Â The hot cocoa was made with hot water , thin and tasteless, with a dollop of whipped cream from a can floating sadly in the center. Â But Aziraphale was always an optimist, and he suffered through it, for the sake of the baristas. Â He didnât want to inconvenience them.
Heâd gotten a cranberry orange scone, and it hadnât been much better. Â Far too crumbly, he could barely pick it up without it falling apart. And the ratio of scone to fruit was ridiculous. Â He counted two cranberries in the entire scone, and he was pretty sure whoever made it had forgotten the orange entirely.
He was silently seething as the clock struck three, the book dealer still nowhere in sight. Â He decided to take a look at the papers in the meantime, but the only ones left in the shop were from two weeks prior. Â He thought to himself that beggars were the last ones to be choosers and read the same stories he already knew about, contemplating one of those âsmart phonesâ Crowley was always trying to get him to buy.
By the time 3:30 rolled around, heâd read the paper cover to cover at least three times. Â He folded it and tossed it on the table, with his barely-drunk cocoa and hardly-touched scone. Â Aziraphale hadnât brought a book with him this time; his tendency to get absorbed wasnât always appreciated in these meetings, and he didnât want to be off-putting to this new potential source. Â It had been so long since heâd found a new dealer to work with, and the older ones were starting to dwindle in their offerings anyway. He settled for people watching, and throwing a few minor miracles around to those passing who needed them.
By 4:30 he decided the dealer would be a no-show, and resigned himself to the long walk back to the bookshop. Â The rain, at least, had let up by this point. He hadnât thought to bring an umbrella, and that wouldâve just made things worse.
At five he was about a block away from the bookshop, ready to be home with Crowley and forget about this entire day and fruitless endeavors, when a lorry slammed through a puddle on the road, splashing him from head to toe. Â He stopped in place and heaved a sigh, this day just wouldnât let him off the hook.
It should be noted that even the best of us are susceptible to a bad day. Â Even angels and even demons. Aziraphale has weathered his fair share of them - you donât live on Earth for six thousand years without encountering a few. Â This particular day paled in comparison to most of the ones heâd had, but sometimes even the kindest, nicest, and most put-together people will succumb to a string of innocuous bad events and sink into what is professionally known as a âfunkâ.
This is the state we find Aziraphale in as he returns to the bookshop. Â Dejected, soaking wet, and downright depressed. He unlocks the door, snapping his fingers quickly to rid himself of the water. Â It wouldnât do to drip all over the floors, the old wood wouldnât take kindly to it. Despite this, he still feels chilled to the bone and a bit damp. Â Drying miracles never quite manage to get all of the water out.
He climbs the stairs to their tiny shared flat on the second floor. Â Itâs small, but itâs home, and itâs just enough for them. Before he gets to the second step he can already smell it. Â Tomatoes, basil, garlic, mushrooms. Crowley must be making pasta tonight. Aziraphale loves it when Crowley cooks for him. Â Heâs been learning, which had surprised Aziraphale at first. A Crowley completely free from the confines of head office had turned out to be quite the romantic. Â Candlelit dinners, lots of sweet nothings, and the clingiest cuddle-bug that Aziraphale had ever known (and he had known Wilde and been drunk with him).
The smell only gets stronger as he climbs the stairs, lifting his spirits ever so slightly. Â But the weight of the day is still heavy on his shoulders as he opens the door to the flat.
âAngel, that you?â he hears Crowley call out from the kitchen. Â Some kind of bebop is playing on the little radio there by the sink. Â Something about Sundayâs and wasted years.
âYes; was a bit of a mess, Iâm afraid,â Aziraphale says as he hangs his coat on the little angel wing hook by the door. Â (Crowley had thought it quite hilarious right after moving in. The other hook, currently holding a very flash black suit jacket, is a devil tail.) Â He slips his shoes off and puts them on the rack, turning to see Crowley leaning on the door frame of their little kitchen-slash-dining room, tea towel slung over his shoulder, bright red hair up in a messy half bun
âDeal didnât go through then?â Crowley says, brows laced with concern. Â He knows how Aziraphale gets, especially by now. Itâs been years since that fateful August day when they stood side by side on an old airstrip and faced down the forces of Heaven and Hell with a scrappy group of humans. Â
Crowley crosses over and wraps his arms around Aziraphale, placing a kiss into his hairline, âdo I need to find the scumbag and stage a little demonic intervention?â
Aziraphale manages a slight chuckle as he nuzzles his face into Crowleyâs neck. Â âNo, I donât think so, dearest. The dealer never showed.â
âThe scumbag,â Crowley says with absolutely zero bite behind it, âIâll curse him myself.â
âNone of that, foul fiend.â Aziraphale says with infinite fondness. Â Itâs been a long time since either of them have done anything truly in line with their respective sides. Â
Crowley absently runs a hand soothingly up and down the angelâs back. Â âStill, something else is on your mind, I can always tell.â
âYes, I suppose so,â Aziraphale sighs, âjust several bad things all piling together.â
âWell,â Crowley pulls back and kisses Aziraphale quickly on the nose, âyouâre not allowed to be sad because I made pasta, and you love pasta, and you love me.â Â Crowley rests his forehead against Aziraphaleâs, touching their noses together. The intimacy of the action still takes Aziraphaleâs breath away to this day.
Crowley kisses him quickly, then turns and makes his way back to the kitchen. Â Aziraphale follows close behind, sinking into one of the tiny bistro chairs of the little dining set they managed to fit into the corner. Â The rain has started back up outside, and Aziraphale leans his chin on his hand to stare out the window at it for a little bit.
Aziraphale doesnât think he has a right to be this sad; everyone has bad days and heâs had much worse than this. Â Lots of their neighbors around Soho have had a worse day than he has, he canât hear their prayers persay, but he can feel the general shape of their hopes and fears. Â And yet, he just canât shake it.
A sharp yelp from the oven startles Aziraphale out of his thoughts. Â Crowleyâs burned himself on the pan for the garlic bread, like he always does. Â He watches Crowley move around the kitchen, so steady and self-assured. Falling into domesticity has been so easy, so natural. Â Almost like breathing. Crowley keeps swaying to the music on his radio, testing noodles and stirring sauce. He stares down the sauce and adds just a pinch more garlic powder to it, before giving it a stir and tasting it. Â âAngel, Iâve done it again!â He says as he punches the air. They both know heâll hardly eat any of it, but he relishes being able to do this for Aziraphale
âThatâs lovely dearest,â Aziraphale says with his chin still in his hand.
Crowley smiles at him, tossing the towel back over his shoulder as he swaggers over to the table, âwhat is it, dove, like what you see?â
âYou know I always do, darling.â Â He smiles at Crowley as the demon takes both of his hands.
âStill feeling down, Angel?â Â Aziraphale just nods at him. âWell that wonât do, câmon, up you get.â Â He pulls Aziraphale to his feet before shooting a glare at the radio. The bebop playing cuts out abruptly and switches to a very smooth piano beat.
Crowley winks at him, âdance with me, love?â
âCrowley what on Earth?â Aziraphale rolls his eyes and does his best to suppress the smile attempting to creep across his face, âyou know I can only dance the gavotte.â
âNo gavotte here, Angel, just swaying in the kitchen.â Â Crowley guides Aziraphaleâs hand to his shoulder before gently placing his own on the small of the angelâs back. Â He presses their cheeks together and starts to sing along softly with the man on the radio.
âEarth angel, earth angel, will you be mine? Â My darling dear, love you all the time. Iâm just a fool, a fool in love with you.â
They sway back and forth, as far as the tiny kitchen will allow. Â Aziraphale can feel his nerves and anxieties calming; safe here in his demonâs arms. Â They sway and they spin, and he giggles as Crowley keeps singing to him.
âEarth angel, earth angel, the one I adore. Â Love you forever and ever more. Iâm just a fool, a fool in love with you.â
âCrowley, dear, youâre such a hopeless romantic sometimes.â Aziraphale places a tender kiss to the little snake tattoo by Crowleyâs ear.
âNot hopeless if I got you in the end, Angel,â Crowley says, nuzzling into the angelâs cheek before nuzzling into the angelâs cheek. Â âI fell for you and I knew the vision of your loveliness.â
Crowley grips his hand tightly before spinning him around and bringing him back even closer.
âI hope and I pray that someday Iâll be the vision of your happiness.â
âOh my dearest,â Aziraphale says, resting his head on Crowleyâs shoulder, breathing deeply, perfectly at peace, âyou always have been.â Â They sway slowly from side to side, not really dancing anymore so much as just existing.
Aziraphale feels the stresses of the day melting away from him, safe and content in Crowleyâs arms. Â Where he was always meant to be. As the song fades out they hold each other close, pasta miraculously fine still sitting on the stove waiting for this moment to end (it wouldnât dare burn, not when Crowley is in the room). Â The final notes of the song drift through the air as Aziraphale leans up to whisper into Crowleyâs ear, âIâm just a fool, a fool in love with you.â
#my fic#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#have some domestic fluff for your Tuesday evening reading pleasure
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First Comes Love: Chapter Five
Chapter Summary:Â Patton and Janus have a good laugh about Remus and Logan's situation, while being very sappy.
Hereâs some good, sweet mociet and apparently a bit of plot with Patton I hadn't even intended on including. Remus and Logan are very stupid with love but itâs all good. Comments and reblogs are really appreciated. Have a good day/night!Â
Word Count: 2,310
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âRemind me why we agreed to this again?â Janus asked, his tone bitter. Patton, ever-the-optimist, took Janusâs hands in his own and squeezed tight.
âBecause,â he said, his voice bright and chipper, âRemus and Logan are our friends and theyâve asked for our help.â
âYes, well,â Janus struggled for a moment to recollect his thoughts much the way he usually did when Patton was holding his hand, âThey asked for our help separately, so they can each buy engagement rings for each other.â Patton giggled at the absurdity of the situation theyâd been thrust into.
âExactly.â
âPatton, darling, surely you see the humor in all this?â
âWell, sure I do!â Patton admitted, âItâs a little silly to think about, but itâs also kinda sweet, right?â He asked, letting go of Janusâs hands and grabbing his coffee mug â the one with cats and dogs on it Janus had bought for him some time ago â and took a long sip.
âI suppose,â Janus said dryly, âEven so, itâs more than a little surprising. I never pegged Remus as the settle down-type in, well, any of the time Iâve known him. And Iâd never expected such boldness from Logan. Truly, those two continue to baffle me.â
âMaybe itâs a little surprising,â Patton said, sitting down at the kitchen table as Janus sat at the chair across from him, âBut they make each other so gosh darn happy. Theyâre good for each other, Jan.â
âI never said they werenât,â Janus defended lightly.
âI know you didnât, sweetie pie. Iâm just saying, we need to do this for them. We owe them that much.â Janus groaned softly, displeased with how much impact a well-placed term of endearment had on him.
âYouâre right,â he conceded, âOf course youâre right. Even so, I canât help but think this is a hair-brained scheme thatâs destined for disaster.â
âOh, donât be such a sour puss,â Patton chided, âThough, if that was what was to happen, would you be surprised?â
âNo, I suppose not,â Janus admitted, taking a sip of his coffee before settling into some form of acceptance, âIf youâd be so kind, could you remind me of the plan again?â
âIf anyone asks, Logan and I are going to lunch together today while Remus is buying his engagement ring for Logan. Late, you and Remus are going to have a chat at our place while Logan buys his engagement ring for Remus.â Janus raised an eyebrow, already feeling an oncoming headache.
âSo, youâre telling me neither of us will be seeing either of them today? Weâre their cover-story?â
âExactly,â Patton said, âIn case they ask each other where theyâve been, theyâll say they were spending time with us separately and weâll vouch for them.â
âAnd I suppose youâre alright with a lie in the name of love, but not when it benefits me?â Janus asked, his voice teasing. Patton swatted him across the table.
âJanny, lying about being sick so you could avoid a lunch date with my parents is a different story entirely!â
âI donât know about entirelyâŠâ he grumbled irritably, but then Patton took his hand from under the table, the warm contact distracting him from his bitterness.
âThey like you fine, sweetheart,â he assured in the same way heâd done countless times before, âAnd even if they didnât, it wouldnât matter because I love you.â
Theyâd had this conversation before and likely, theyâd have it again. Pattonâs parents were, to put it lightly, leaning more on the conservative spectrum. When Patton had come out as gay in his late teens their reactions had not been what heâd hoped for. At the time, there had been talk about possible disownment â Pattonâs heart still clenched when he thought about it, how desperate heâd been, how desperate he still was sometimes. But with time, theyâd come around, at least a little bit more.
If you asked Janus, heâd say that Patton would be better off without them. His parents were holding him back, it seemed so obvious, but it wasnât Janusâs place to make that decision for his boyfriend, no matter how much he wanted to. Heâd be there for him no matter what, even if that meant spending time with Mr. and Mrs. Hart â though that didnât mean heâd do so without a complaint or two. It was obvious they despised Janus, but if they still made Patton even the least bit happy, then heâd stand by.
âI love you too,â he said, squeezing Pattonâs hand.
âYou know I donât like lying if I can help it,â Patton pointed out.
Janus knew that well. It wasnât as though Janus was advising he lie about absolutely everything, however, there were moments where a lie or two was necessary. Janus blamed a lot of Pattonâs black-and-white thinking on his upbringing â though it took very little for him to want to push the blame onto Pattonâs folks â heâd been able to break out of it a lot more recently. Janus was proud of how much of the strict way of thinking his boyfriend was questioning, but that didnât negate from the fact that Patton still despised lying for the most part.
âI know you donât, Angel.â
âBut this is for a good cause,â he insisted, âThose boys love each other so much and if this is how theyâre going about things, then we should help.â
âSuch a good heart,â Janus said sweetly, looking at his boyfriend with utter admiration, that is to say, how he looked at him most of the time, âWhatâs a sweetheart like you doing with a guy like me, hm?â
âDonât talk like that, Jan,â Patton said in a tone that reminded Janus heavily of a time where his boyfriend had threatened to âphysically fightâ Virgil when he said something negative about himself, âYouâre wonderful.â
It was strange looking back on a time when he and Patton had not gotten along very much at all. It hadnât helped that Janus and Virgil had before their being together been in a relationship that had faced a rather tempestuous end. Janus had a reputation of lying, one that at the time was not entirely untrue, so Patton had wearily kept his distance.
But eventually, when things were smoothed over with Virgil for the most part and he found himself a comfortable spot in the friend group, Pattonâs walls had begun to come down. With time, Janus found feelings emerging, feelings he didnât comprehend could be reciprocated, but to his utter surprise, they were.
Just as Janus had taught Patton that lying wasnât altogether sinful, Patton had stopped Janus from fibbing as frequently. They helped each other, they made each other better, and neither man could be happier.
Being in such a loving long-term relationship with him, Janus still found himself giving into self-doubt from time to time. He by no means believed his boyfriend to be perfect; that would be an incredibly unhealthy outlook on a partner. However, Janus found the good in Patton far easier than he did in himself. He didnât think of himself as a bad man, per say, he was always trying to be better, always doing what he could to be a person Patton would be proud to call his, but he had his moments where he needed a gentle reminder of his worth, just as Patton needed the same from him from time to time. And they were always there to give that to each other.
âPatton, darling?â
âYeah?â
âDo you promise youâll be able to lie, should the need arise?â Patton worried his bottom lip, the look in his eyes indicating that no, he most likely would not be able to do so, at least not with any sort of guarantee.
ââŠyes?â A sigh rolled past Janusâs lips. The hesitance didnât do wonders for his case, that was for sure.
âPatton, if youâve committed to this youâll have to do it if they ask about the otherâs warbots.â
âI can do it! I â I promise,â Patton said with a touch too much enthusiasm for it to sound confident. Janus quirked an eyebrow. âOr⊠at least Iâll try my hardest,â he said, softer. Janus smiled.
âThatâs all I can ask for, my love,â he said, praying Patton wouldnât be asked any tough questions by their friends.
While he was no longer as averse to lying as he had been in the best, that didnât negate the fact that Patton was absolutely terrible at it. When Patton had first brought up the plan that heâd be lying on Loganâs account heâd been worried; and then Remus had called, asking Janus to lie for him as well because of course, they were buying their engagement rings on the same day! Janus was sure he was going to have a brain aneurism if it turned out they were buying from the same jewelry store and ran into each other, but he really wouldnât put it past those two. Even so, Patton had insisted that he could handle it and that, moreover, heâd made a commitment to a friend and he was sticking to it.
The couple spent the rest of the morning speaking of the fact that soon their friends would be engaged. It was more than a little to process, considering Loganâs reputation for intelligence as well as the fact that Janus knew damn well Remus was no idiot. Sure, he said stupid things quite often and acted impulsively, but to know they were both individuals who for the most part were rational, smart adults made the predicament all the more amusing. Sometimes it seemed like the pair had only one brain cell shared between them, and even then, it was reserved mostly for love and love alone.
Janus couldnât say he was entirely shocked by the state of his friends, considering how heâd endeared himself to Patton and fallen for each and every one of his charms. There had been and would continue to be many a moment in which Janus was helpless to Patton making stupid puns or swiping a dollop of cookie dough over his nose, or him stealing all of the covers in the night, leaving Janus clinging to him for warmth as if he wouldnât be doing the very same thing either way. Logan and Remus had gone soft for each other, but who was he to judge? After all, heâd lost his edge the moment he caught Pattonâs eye.
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Remus nearly shrieked in surprise when he came home to find that Logan had already gotten there before him. heâd anticipated having some time to himself to pace the jitters out, peak at the ring a few dozen more times, and memorize his speech a bit more, but it seemed that wasnât in the cards.
âHello, dear,â Logan had greeted from his spot at the table, his laptop open. Remus could only assume he was grading online work from his students. âHow was your visit with Janus?â
For a moment Remus almost asked, stupid as ever, Â âWhat visit with Janus?â Before his sanity caught up with him.
âIt was good,â he said, hoping Logan wouldnât press any further. He removed his shoes, walking up to Logan, whoâd since shut his laptop. Remusâs arms wrapped loosely around Loganâs neck as he pressed a kiss to his neck, âHow was your lunch with Patton?â He noticed if only for a moment, Logan tense under his touch.
âIt was satisfactory,â he said, âthough the chicken in my salad was a bit dry.â Something about the sentence seemed off, but Remus couldnât quite place it and leaving it be seemed the best thing to do, especially in his wired headspace.
âHow positively dreadful,â he said, sarcasm heavy, âhowever will you go on?â
âOh Iâm sure Iâll manage, somehow,â Logan met his sarcastic tone, smiling softly as he stood to embrace Remus fully, slotting their mouths together in a kiss. âI love you,â he said against Remus's lips, more passion than usual swelling in his voice, âI love you dearly. I donât think Iâll ever tire of saying it.â
âI love you too, and Iâll never tire of hearing it,â Remus replied after heâd drug Logan into another kiss, heated and prolonged, âyou fucking sap.â Logan laughed lightly.
âNo more than you are, dear.â
âWhatcha wanna do for dinner tonight, Dragonfly?â Remus asked, trying to tame the pent-up energy that rattled in his skull. He had a ring in his pocket right at that moment! He was going to propose to Logan in a few days! It was all too much to process, not in a bad way, but in a, hey my heart might explode with how much love itâs full of kind of way. The thought of a heart bursting open in someoneâs chest came to mind; Remus would have to write that down.
âIf Iâm honest, Iâm feeling exceptionally lazy,â Logan admitted. A smile spread over Remusâs face.
âTakeout?â
âThat sounds wonderful.â
âWhatâre you in the mood for, Dragonfly?â
âWhatever youâd like, love. You choose.â Oh thank god, this would give Remus a moment or two to get his thoughts in order.
âPizza it is. Let me go call the place,â he said, quickly slinking into their bedroom. The moment the door was shut Remus was having to press a hand over his mouth to stop himself from squealing out of utter excitement. He slipped the ring box from his hoodie pocket, popping it open and admiring the stone. Heâd searched the internet tirelessly for just the right ring, and he was certain heâd found it.
âIâm gonna marry the fuck out of you, Dragonfly,â he whispered aloud, sliding the box in the space under the nightstand, somewhere Logan would never find it and dialing the pizza place's number.
Little did Remus know, there was a second ring box hidden in the closet that had been put there mere minutes prior.
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