#doing this on mobile was a biiiitch

[botanikos]

SHIPPING INFO. answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

what’s your OTP for your muse(s)?

Stolitz, obviously. Though I am also biased by saying I will also always readily pursue what I have with Horus & Stolas [ @sxlinvictus is stuck with me forever ].

what are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

As far as tropes go, I am open to most things. I am a slut [ affectionate ] for fluff and domesticity, but angst is also my game! I love friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, forced proximity, fake dating, etc. The options are endless!

are you selective when shipping?

I can be. If I can't personally see our muses becoming romantically [ or even just sexually ] inclined, I'll be hesitant and/or let you know it's not going to work out or that I'm not interested. It's nothing personal! I just go based on how my Stolas feels or would approach the matter. On most occasions, I am heavily chemistry based. However, there are some instances where I'd be willing to just jump right into things! Especially if I've had enough interactions with my partners both or either ic or ooc!

Also worth noting — my portrayal will not show interest in women. Sorry, ladies. He will appreciate and compliment them, but there will be zero attraction.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

This is a very good question! I will be honest, I never considered anything outside of Stolitz originally, excluding possibilities with Dae's muses as we discuss them. Mostly because I just wasn't sure where I stood on the matter or how Stolas would respond! But some interactions with others have me thinking. . . Broadening my horizons. . .

I would be open to exploring things with: Better Than Blitzo Guy [ why doesn't he have a fucking name?? ], Lucifer, Angel Dust, Andrealphus, Lucifer [ Netflix and probably to be an Exclusive ], Alucard/Adrian from Castlevania, and others idk I just can't think of it without like, prompting or scenarios. . .

I actively/passively ship my Stolas with Blitzo, Lestat [ @this-savage-garden ] and Walter [ @lapetitemxrt ], and Roy [ @flamesignite ]. But these are exclusive ships! I will not pair him with any other portrayal of these characters.

how often do you like to ship?

I love shipping! If it's not already obvious, I'm telling you right now!!! Good soup!

are you multiship?

100%, absolutely! Every ship is verse separate and occurring outside of others unless specified or agreed upon by any/all involved!

what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

I love Moxxie & Millie so damn much — but if the question is muse specific, then Stolitz, of course.

finally, how does one ship with you?

Tell me! Tell me you're interested and if you have any ideas/desired interactions to get things going! 9/10 times I am willing and absolutely delighted to do so! Also, memes are a great jump into any dynamic! I will say, however, it helps to have interactions prior and/or chatting ooc! If you don't tell me or tag me in a post about wanting it — I won't approach you about it! Even if it's a ship I am interested in. Just slam that shit in my face! Let's goooo!

Additional notes:

Just because I have an interest in shipping with a character does not mean I will seek it out or expect it with you and your muse! Also, I am 100% down for unrequited feelings.

[weepingseraphstranger]

I could start an Austin hate page at this point.

[lethalartisan]

I'M NOT SCRAWNY AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT :///

“ YOU GOT A SCRAWNY ASS , TOUGH GUY . Just callin’ it like I see it . “

[insanitysscribblings]

5, 27, 6! Love you! ❤

Nice! Okay, lessee...

05: Did you take writing courses in school/college?

Oh yeah, a whole bunch of ‘em. My major was English Writing, so I had to. XD My favorite class was my Creative Writing class senior year; there were only a handful of us, and though that made it harder to skip class, it was a good time, and the professor and my classmates were all cool people, so I enjoyed it a lot~

06: Have you read any writing-advice books?

I’m currently in the middle of “Your First Novel” by Ann Rittenberg and Laura Whitcomb, actually. It’s been a while since I’ve picked it up, but it’s entertaining as hell to read; I feel like I would’ve been friends with these women if I knew them in real life~

27: Which is your favorite genre to write?

Anything supernatural, ‘cause real life is boring all on its own. :P

Thanks for the questions!!

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Alright, alright... I have like BANGER songs that I need to share bc getting inspired to write by a song??? In my opinion, that's one of the best things in the whole entire world so I got for you: Elijah by Matthew And The Atlas, Count Me In by Early Winters, Jenny Of Oldstone by Florence, White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes (the fucking youtube video with the clay art makes me cry every single time), Faux by Ed Tullet and Je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson (makes me fucking emotional)

Oh and also! This song is kinda known but just to make sure you know it bc it would be a real fucking shame but Blue Lips by Regina Spektor used to be like my religion. Also also I hope you know Keaton Henson bc HOLY SHIT his songs are fucking sad but SO SO SO GOOD! If not I genuinely recommend Small hands, Lying to you, If I’m to die, You don’t know how lucky you are, Sweetheart what have you done to us and You. All of them are real fucking bops 👌👌👌

Okay this is the last one but I feel like I’ve messaged you about THIS song (I hope I did bc I remember thinking “holy shit I have to send this to everybody”) ‘cause like it’s EXTRA but Flesh and Bone by Black Math……. biiiitch it’s so good I think I had it on repeat for a whole month before I could relax and let it go.

(I think tumblr mobile should notify me that people send me asks bc im honestly mad that i always miss stuff)

I love your song recommendations, like how do you find so many good ones?? Elijah already made it’s way in one of my character’s playlist, and count me in is just soo good (i’m pretty sure you told me abt it some time ago actually?). I’m convinced that everything that Florence does is amazing too. i still need to check out most of those you just send me (im doing some sprints rn and my break time is coming to an end lol), but i’ll come back with updates abt them later lol also Flesh and Bone is?? so?? good?? it makes me want to write some heavy dark fantasy, and it really gives me inspo for what i want to work on this july!!!

[loosinmynoodles]

A fake redhead with a heart of gold finds love with a negging alaskan lumberjack despite being engaged already

A Frosrty Affair 

I clicked on this because I loved a Holiday Engagement and wanted to ride that high. This summary sounds like a romance novel, like any of them, yes that one. So far its cute and very self-aware of how it looks going into it. 

Girl (fake redhead who’s a pro-bono school teacher) has been snowed into her house and literally throws her suitcases through the opening and slides out. Her tromping in the snow even has funny timing. 

She just throws contents of suitcase into the snow like the’yre nothing- I love small budget movie details. 

Man zooms in on snow-mobile to save her (Im guessing) from otherwise lame man plans she had before. She’s trying to get out of this Alaska(?) town to see her fiancé (he’s lame). 

Snow-mobile man is rude. 

Snow-mobile man is not responding to her obvious predicament. 

She throws a candle at him as he snow-mobiles away and it works lol she states that she doesn’t have a week shes getting MARRIED (uh hello?) she can’t wait a week for the runway to be cleared. 

He can’t take her with him he doesn’t need the extra baggage (what?!) 

She is stranded with bags at a snowed in trailer. 

We cut to her father being stressed planning her wedding- sister doesn’t know who Jesus is- aaaaaaand we get a full shot of the fiance and he’s slimyyyyy and awkward- fiance tells people she’s uhhhhhhh gonna be a little late :/

We get a cut to snow-mobile guy calling someone and he’s gonna just like, snow-mobile for 3 days to get to location. 

Girl tells SNG (snow-mobile guy) shes gonna follow him on her newly bought snowmobile and he can’t stop her then he like, shows her his gun? I’ve never seen such serious negging in my life. And he’s barely said a word! So powerful. She calls him strong man and says she doesn’t scare easy (she gets scared easy). He is not Strong Man (SM) and she is spunky red head who is morally correct (SRWMC). 

Pausing in Amazon video shows actors names and character names and his characters name is apparently Redford which is way better than SM or SNG. Just Redford. No last name. 

So they’re trecking and he moves a log out of her way. She goes the wrong way anyway. He does a dramatic jump and waits for her to turn around once she gets there. I feel shes too spunky to turn away now. I’m right. 

She crashes and he starts doing CPR but she wakes up during and she beats him off. He told her I SAVED YOUR LIFE lmao he didn’t do anything. 

HE keeps calling her Lady. 

She says PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take me to snowy pines. 

He FROWNILY agrees as long as she doesnt talk!!!! 

Cut to slimy telling dad not to worry- she’ll be here in 3 days! Dad tells sister “Don’t. Just don’t”. 

She puts a whole bottle of lighter fluid into the fire place to try to make a fire and she BLOWS UP and he runs in, PICKS her up over his shoulder, runs 5 feet and plops her into the snow to PUT OUT A FIRE THATS ON HER ARM!!

He explains fire to her but its ok here because she honestly doesn’t know. 

OH MY GOD!!!! his is the best movie ever!!!! 

the owner of this cabin shows up, kicks the girl out, and corners redford to try to kiss him all within 12 seconds uggggghhhhh!!!!! also the best line I’ve ever heard was said but I dont want to spoil it. 

She needs his help getting out of his jumpsuit (her bags were left with the sexual predator) but right before she pees, a BEAR COMES, redford tackles her and says to play dead. (this is wrong don’t do this with brown bears) and the bear roars and then walks away but not before breaking their snow-mobile. 

They come to a frozen lake and she stands up for herself my stating shes an independent person who can decide to go over the unsafe frozen lake if she wants to. he says theres no going back if we decide to do this. it becomes a metaphor for human relationships I think. 

He goes to tell her personal facts (just to shut her up) but they fall into the ice water AHHHHHHHHH whoda thunk?

So they BOTH fall in but he carries her out of the lake????? I hope she starts a fire to redeem herself for earlier. 

omg I’m right. 

shes ok from the freezing lake water but hes not ok. Fire is MADE!! 

cut to sister and slimy doing the worst porn intro i can imagine but it doesnt happen because he bucks and head butts her nose and she screams hahah and runs away. 

cut back to out awesome fire and we are all ok! 

we have to strip down and dry our clothes unfortunately no matter how much i DONT wanna see your boobs I guess i have to. he negs by saying she might actually be a small B cup and not a large B cup like he suspected but she stands up for herself! shes a full B ok!? 

lmao hes ripped and he sneaks a peak. everyone (me) is happy. 

They’re quoting authors at each other because they’re BOTH SMART oK. 

They’re (IM) falling in love. 

They’re out of the woods! they are they’re at a mill or something. 

ok so they steal this guys food and a tractor and hes locked out of his cabin in his underwear! 

their tractor then runs out of fuel

a motel only has one room open and its the romance room which is a kids ben with foam snow bricks and a disco ball. 

She snoops in his things and finds a picture of a woman and a kid ohhhhh i think she thinks hes married so she storms off. 

shes tells Brad all the exciting things shes done adn hes just happy shes safe and says nothing will ever happen to you again then kisses her on the forehead lmaooo

her mom sees shes not into it

lmaooooo her mom recognizes Redford as an author. BIIIIIICTH hes an author!!!! 

She wants a quick detour to redfords house oN HER WAY TO THE CHURCH and Jodie is his MOM Biiiccttthhhhhhh!!!!!

Redford DOES have a daughter but apparently its with a British woman who cheated and is raising the daughter with another man!!!! 

Shes fuckinggggggg at the altar shes apologizing a loooooottttt and left him at the altar.   The sister cozies up to him right there omfgggggg the dad is fine with it!! mom knew it would happen but didnt say shiiiittt!!! !  

Biiiitch he SNOW MOBILES up to the church!! she smacks him!!!!! they kiss!!!!! they snow mobile away!!!!! 

crying!!!! what did i just watchhhhhh!!?? 

[wjldsage]

FUCKIN NICE GIMMIE 3, and 5-10

OKAY I’M GONNA DO IT I CANT IM ON MOBILE AND IT DELETED EVERYTHING I WROTE I HATE TUMBLR

3. canonverse or AUs?OH MY GOD I don’t know!! Because I have basically two (2) moods:• in need of a canonverse fic where they were secretly fucking each other the whole time (ex. hannigram)• in need of AUs where they love each other and everything’s fine and I love the soulmates AUs or the historical ones or the weirdest ones where they are wedding planners agsjdkd (ex. cherik) SO I REALKY DONT KNOW

5. What’s a crackship you love?are Y O U really asking me this?? AGJSDJ YOU CLOWN I KNOW YOU KNOW MY FAV CRACKSHIP IS GRANDMASTER X LOKI, let that bitch have a sugar daddy 2k17!!

6. What’s the last thing you read that made you laugh? A FIC THAT IS THE PARODY OF ALL THE HANNIGRAM FICS OUT THERE

7. What’s the last thing you read that made you cry?I recently re-read this (https://archiveofourown.org/works/8091886/chapters/18542611) fic a stuckony soulmates AU that involves flowers tattoos

8. Bed sharing or roommates AU? bed sharing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biiiitch

9. Fake dating or arranged marriage?fake dating omg agsjfkfk

10. Mutual pining or enemies to friends to lovers?IT DEPENDS ON THE SHIP: rhodeytony? m u t u a l p i n i n g!! stony??? ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS

[buttcheeck]

Uhh i got tagged by my gorl @cyanyd to do a get to know me thing so strap in boys. Rules you gotta answer these all these questions but not really only the ones you’re comfortable with.

Name: Natalie Nicknames: Nat or Mapes Zodiac Sign: Capricorn or Aquarius Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw biiiitch Height: 5'4 Orientation: Straight Ethnicity: Good ol white so like half of europe or whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fav fruit: Watermelon, grapes, apples, and pineapple. Fav season: Winter and fall Favorite book or series: anything by Michael Crichton, and a little diddy called ‘Seraphina’ Fav fictional characters: Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Toriko from Toriko, any and all Jojos (love me some bara tiddies), god so many more that i cant think of at the moment. Fav flower: Forget me nots Fav scent: Anything floral Fav color: Green or blue Fav animals: all animals, except monkeys fuck almost any and all monkeys, also fuck dolphins, elephants are okay but their skin makes me uncomfortable. Fav artists/ bands: uhhm RHCP, Post Malone, Little Dragon, Santigold, Cage the Elephant, The Gorillaz ive been listening to them since i came out the womb p much, a bunch of old composer dudes like Chopin and all that jazz, a lot of jazz artists too, and like 12 others. Coffee, tea, or cocoa: Tea anf cocoa boys fuck coffeve Average hours of sleep: ever changing but mostly 12. Number of blankets i sleep with: 1 small one during most of the year but 1 big quilt when it gets colder outside ( which is never because Texas sucks cocks ) Dream trip: New Zealand biitch id love to go and just experience the nature there. Blog Created: too long ago Blogs i follow: shitposting and shitposting Followers: uhh i got some cool cats that follow me but its mostly just porn bots. Do i get asks regularly: Pshh whats an ask? Aesthetic: plant vibes and suffering. Im going to add some more questions because im a weird. Favorite drink: ice cold water h y d r a t i o n How many animals do i own: like 12 How many plants do i own: hot damn like LITERALLY 80. Fav T.V shows: godd uhm X-Files, various animes because im nerd trash unfortunately, Rick and Morty, Bob Ross, Nat Geo i just love nature so anything along the lines of animals and plants im there, god i cant think of anything else but i watch a lot of t.v so. Fav thing to do: play video games or just make something, when my depression isnt ripping me to shreds and i have some motivation im actually an artist; probabaly not a good one in my honest opinion and now im depressed thinking about it so lets move on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Little things that make me smile: Rain, the moon, pals, that crisp smell after rain, soft beds with lots of pillows, making others laugh, smelly good candles, chilly winter breeze, Christmas time, and a lot more. Common misconceptions about me: Im mean and scary, im actually just a big softy who loves love and other dork things, ' I am an amazing person who cannot be approached' , boy i am just a simple woman of simple trades who likes to play dnd on the down low, like all during school me and my friend group were seen as the ’ ultimate goal ’ also now that im typing this it sounds like im bragging and shit but i do not enjoy arrogance and ego so im sorry if its coming off that way, also rip me, another thing is people think im just super chill all the time or im high like constantly but i swear ive never touched a weed boys im just a dork who actually always has a storm of thoughts and feelings stampeding through my body (dramatic yes i know but my prose is purple after all). Okay im going to stop talking because i feel like im babbling about dumb stuff and i dont like these kinds of things.

Okay so i don’t have very many mutuals so i tag @biologicallizardmom, @gayfurrywitchcraft, @bummer-inc, @alien-s3x, @fibbonaccisequins, @waddle-dee, uuhh i dont even think some of these people are my mutuals and i swear im not trying to leave anyone out i just have terrible memory and im on mobile.

[checkmate-cherik]

mnemo-ink replied to your post “Okay so like my mom has a Broadway recording of Les Mis and a...”

I mean, there are concert on video very often, and that never impacted sales. Yes, seeing it live is different, but if you can't because of distance/money/health/etc. having a recorded vid is great! same for other sort of theater! I'd love to buy vid of plays from actors I like. I'd love to buy vid of musicals I did see because I loved them so much I want to be able to see them again! Plus I have no idea how students of theater theory even do to see past plays.

Exactly. I’ve been to enough choir concerts to know I HATE theatres; inaccessible for mobile aids, crowded, and when you have that many people in one room, a room designed to carry sound, there ARE going to be noises other than music. I’ve got auditory processing disorder and sensory issues, not debilitating, but bad, and I cannot imagine what a theatre must be like for someone more sensitive to crowds, noise, heat, etc. than me.

And rewatching! biiiitch I listened to Evita so much that the tape is getting worn down, and our CATS video is wearing out too. Give me dvds of my fave musicals and I will watch them until they break---and then I’ll buy another, because rewatching is a joy.

I think there’s a lot of bootlegging and restricted access for students, but I’m not a theatre student so idk for sure.