#doing my silly posts abt jake and then forgetting

[bandzboy]

wait until they see u on simleez /aff

yeah well ah ah (nervous laugh)

[c0tards--s0luti0n]

okay .

what the fuck goes on in bmc ?

^_^ YAYYAYYYY

ok so Basically . if you want me to elaborate on ANY of this I WILL ^_^ (<- INSANE)

the musical and more than survive (opening song) starts with jeremy in his room before school , rest of the song is jeremy singin around the school yk regular musical shenanigans . noteable more than survive events are rich writing boyf on jeremys backpack (and riends on michael's , origin of the boyf riends michael and jeremy ship name) , jeremy considering signing up for the school play (v plot important) , and jeremy signing up for the play (v plot important)

scene transitions to christine (jeremy's love interest) and jeremy in the play rehearsal room , i love play rehearsal starts . christine sings about .loving play rehearsal . notable line is "why am i telling this to you / i guess theres a part of me that wants to" (i am normal about how this line comes back up in another song) . song ends and the rest of the theatre kids run into the room with mr reyes , the director . he announces the play will be a midsummer night's dream by shakespeare but "set in a post-apocalyptic future" (basically a completely different play) and they take a 5 minute break so he can "go eat a hot pocket" . jake (christine's love interest) talks to christine and the scene ends after jeremy leaves the room

scene transition to jeremy in the bathroom (at school) (not to be confused with michael in the bathroom) (at a party) (sorry) trying to wash off the boyf , which rich told him not to . rich just so happens to come in the bathroom and starts talking to jeremy . after a small conversatoin (not important enough for me to explain) , the squip song starts . it explains how squips work in an attempt to get jeremy to get a squip (it works :3333) . basically we(squips)'re from japan , the way to get a squip is to swallow a squip pill with (GREEN and NORMAL) mountain dew , then the pill travels through your blood til it implants in your brain and tells you what to do

scene transition to two player game (song) , michael and jeremy sing about highschool and the game theyre playing (apocalypse of the damned level 9 ......) until jeremy's dad comes in and asks about pizza toppings cause hes ordering smthn and then it devolves into him and jeremy arguing over his dad not wearing pants . normal conversation . his dad leaves and it goes back to the song . song ends and the scene shifts to them at a payless shoe store and they buy a squip pill (ME :3333) . jeremy takes it with the mountain dew and it does nothing at first . jeremy runs into jake and christine , i activate and after introducing myself i start singing , starting be more chill pt. 1

be more chill pt. 1 is me trying to get him bitches in the most silly ass way (un)humanly possible . i get him to wear an eminem shirt , yell him things to say and do from on top of a shirt rack (i am standing on the fucking racks) , and he fumbles the bag insanely fucking hard i dont even know how he managed that ("LOOKING !!! PRETTY !!! SEXY !!! BROOKUH !!!" bro .) song after is do you wanna ride , brooke (new character) basically just asks jeremy if he wants to go on a ride with her in her moms car . he says no (DUDE) , starting be more chill pt. 2 . be more chill pt.2 is basically just me singing about squip propaganda for a whole song

scene change to jeremy's room , he goes to sleep (funny thing i have a memory of just . fucking standing there . in the dark . for most of the night . 😭) and then wakes up . he tries talking to me but my ass is gone , he starts C-C-C-CMON C-C-C-CMON GO GO 'ing and i shock him ^_^ ("what did we say about masturbation 🤨" I SWEAR everything is funnier with that god damn keanu reeves impression) , we go 2 the school and more than survive (reprise) starts , short song not much to note abt it except "his dreams are dead . thats why he ate so many ✨HOT POCKETS✨" (i am so funny :3)

they go to the rehearsal room and start play rehearsal , jeremy forgets his part so i put it into his head :333 i am so helpful . christine and jeremy get left alone in the room and a guy that id kinda be into starts . its christine singing about . a guy that she'd kinda be into . this is the song "why am i telling this to you / i guess theres a part of me that wants to" is in again . both me and jeremy think its about jeremy but shes singing about jake oops awkwarddd so we fucking run away and go behind the school , where brooke tells jeremy eminem is dead ("DID YOU KILL EMINEM" "nooooo not exactlyyyy" i did) , upgrade starts . brooke sings for the intro and jeremy and her kiss (i landed him a bitch) , song's basically about jeremy upgrading by optic nerve blocking michael and some other stuff thats not very clear/explained to get more popular , loser geek whatever (another song , about jeremy being the . loser geek whatever . and choosing to no longer be the loser geek whatever) cuts into the song and ends it . after loser geek whatever i get my SILLY LITTLE JACKET/DRESS THING <3 signifying the upgrade

fades to black , fades back and now its halloween (song about jake's halloween party) , everyone (including me :3 they threw my ass in the front of the dance group)'s dancing its a fun song . song ends and jeremy (and me) and chloe are in jake's parent's room , do you wanna hang starts , basically i have landed jeremy another bitch . at the end of the song jeremy drinks and i malfunction (get disabled and put back to factory settings for a bit) cause you kinda cant drink with a squip . jake breaks through the window and shit hits the fan . jeremy runs to the bathroom and finds michael in the bathtub , monologue about squip bad blah blah , jeremy leaves michael in the bathroom , starting . michael in the bathroom . basically its michael singing about how jeremy stopped talking to him after getting squipped etc . sad song .

song ends , we go back to the main party , rich is trying to get some fucking mountain dew red , jeremy and christine are talking . they are making random incomprehensible noises at eachother . this is normal behavior . jeremy asks her out , gets rejected , oof (its cause I wasnt there i couldve saved it eyeroll) . i come back :3 and immediately drag jeremy back home , cuts to rich having a mental breakdown and burning down the house . the smartphone hour (rich set a fire) starts .

the smartphone hour is about jenna , chloe , and brooke spreading the rumor about rich setting the fire , as the song goes on the rumors get more distorted from the original as the worlds most fucked up game of telephone goes down

scene cuts to jeremy's house , him and his dad are argueing (while i kinda fuck around in the background) and yes it does go back to the pants issue . the pants song starts , its about his dad stepping up to help him sung through a pants metaphor (when you love somebody you put your pants on for them) , he gets michael to help him help jeremy through yes the pants metaphor . as him and michael talk about helping him the background tune is michael in the bathroom which im normal about . song ends and cuts to the school

me and jeremy talk , he asks why im in his head specifically i say its to improve his life (it is !!!!!!!!!!ok maybe im lying a bit) etc etc , jeremy and christine bump into eachother and talk (sad version) , the pitiful children starts :3333 we get the ingredients for a squip potion to squip the whole school , we squip jenna , pitiful children continues but with better choreography , song ends and cuts to the play (scene)

jeremy and christine talk backstage (of the play) , he tries to squip her and she runs away . i tell him we have to squip the whole school , he realizes oh this might b a little fucked up , oops too late i already gave mr reyes the beaker with the potion and hes giving it to everyone XP we've squipped the whole cast lol . jeremy finds out red mountain dew shuts us off , threatens me with michael's soda interest , oops i optic nerve blocked him lol , SHIT michael's still here he has the soda . michael makes him apologize to him for the mountain dew , i block his vocal chords so he cant , i basically control his body and then jake's , i make jake pour out the dew oops no more mountain dew red ^_^ . christine comes out (totally not controlled by her squip) and says she likes jeremy (to get him to not drink the rest of the mountain dew) , FUCK christine drinks the mountain dew and fucking takes us all out cause we're synced up . i dramatically die on the floor . scene switches to a hospital

jeremy and rich talk , rich has a bi awakening , voices in my head starts , song about being normal again . im still there i just cant do shit . highschoolers 1 squips 0 . musical over <3

[soobnny]

I saw someone doing this in my dash and now I need to send a similar ask to you, whoops.

I dare you to pair some of you mutuals with idols, not necessarily ship them, but which mutuals makes you think of which idol??

-🐳 (not sure if there's a whale anon)

oh em Jay let’s gaur !! i’ve been tagged in this a few times so it’s only appropriate that it’s my turn ^_^

@amakumos - yun and riki troublemaker duo 🤟 note: do NOT eat whatever food or drink they try to give U . i see a lot of pranks and giggling among each other in this cute little duo

@jalnandanz - it’s usually heejake ofc but today i will pick heeseung 💗💗💗 just bc we had a conversation on twitter abt second lead heeseung saur now i decide that ur pairing is best friends to lovers but u n jake end up together #yas #angst #HeeseungHeartbroken

@jungwoniics - lia and wonie !! i associate u w wonie bc of ur username and ur layout as well :] specifically blue haired jungwon yasss

@iyeonjuni - cici and user yawnzzn every time yeonjun posts on insta im just like … has cici seen this already 😍 cici and yeonjun would be the bickering parents of a friend group #notresponsible tho they will join the chaos saur

@fairybinie - val and sookai sawry guys it’s gonna Have to be a trio like imagine this: val and kai causing trouble and soobin taking the Fall bc everyone’s like oh em Jay responsible leader soobin it’s ok we will let val and kai off the hook !!

@hakuyeo - yeo and riki SLAYYY i think it’s bc again the layout im pr sure ive just like Associated yeo with riki bc of it

@sqnwo - SUNGHOON idk why im sawry i had a reasoning it’s sunghoon pfp but ur pfp is jungwon … but i yelled sunghoon when i saw ur user bffie maybe it’s bc i knew u starting twitch rivals era <3

@heelvsme - jake and nini just becos of my silly little cupid service n ur discord pfp is also jake 🤨 … giving me very late night adventures together

@ja4hyvn - i was ltrly gonna say kenma n then i was like 🤣🤣🤣 wait a MIN! that’s not an idol! hmmmm maybe chae 4 now just becos of ur twt pfp we were matching but my twt rn is yeji yas slay

@kissuzies - heeseung as of late becos u were screaming at me over my heeseung fic #apology nicha and heeseung type of duo to sleep at ungodly hours bc i said so !!!

@prettywon - riki and that’s on forget me not smau SLAYYYY

@lunarxsun - YUNA im sorry ur names rhyme and yuna always just pops in my head yas #yuna and luna bffs forever

@one16core - sunoo and cai the most slayful people ever basically … also bc of guess who LIKE ur reactions r my fav and i just think ur dynamic w sunoo would be so funny like yall will actually slay everyone

@floverful - jungwon : ( jungwon pfp and ure just so nice always telling me to take care of myself n im just SOBBING reminds me so much of jungwon

@lunaflvms - very wonyoung slay idk sometimes i feel like im talking to wonyoung #DUO i think u two would be the rly mischievous duo as well n yall would def like do silly fashion sprees getting random clothes n trying to make it look good

@iwonzzi - JAY idk why again im just crazy when i thought of U i just kind of went yas jay exactly n im right 😻😻

i’m sorry if i missed a lot of people i just top of my head !!! i hope y’all enjoy this 😜💗💗💗