#dogtheories

[joeyclaire]

my version

[skapediem]

book I saw ... looks like something you would like maybe

HOOOOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS SICK that absolutely is something i would like wtf....... space books from that era (just googled 80s) are always so sicki love seeing how much of the science is still right n how optimistic they were about the future thats so awesome. holy shit

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

picture of bill hader

thank u…

[closetdbisexual]

characters with a dog/owner dynamic but they would have no idea what petplay is is so sad like i just know that fictional mans life would be improved if he knew he could get collared and put in a cage. but he cant. due to woke

[hattersarts]

Hi! Love your art sosososo much- I just wanted to know what brush you used to ink?

the most basic circle brush with a pen pressure curve that looks like this:

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 28: Characters That Inspired Paragraphs

Jiang Cheng (MDZS/The Untamed) versus Bertrand Beaumont (The Royal Romance) versus Joe Goldberg (You)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Jiang is a Chinese man with long hair, shown with a woozy face; Bertrand is a white man in a sweater and blazer, frowning; Joe is a white man with short hair, shown staring blankly. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Propaganda:

Jiang Cheng: "He’s literally such a bad date that he is blacklisted from dating pools. He’s ranked as the 5th most handsome bachelor in the cultivation world (who is the panel of judges that decide this? I really don’t know!!!) yet despite this and him ALSO being rich and powerful on top of that, women still hate him!!! Hes just that unpleasant!!!!! He’s constantly being one-upped by his adoptive brother (deserved) (4th most handsome bachelor, btw) so much so that it’s become a meme, he even lost a best mdzs character poll tournament (in the first round iirc) to said adoptive brother’s pet donkey. Literally no one wants him!!!!! He is the loneliest saddest most pathetic sopping wet cat of a man I’ve ever seen!! I’m convinced he will die a virgin" / "Guy has no game, in the drama version (the untamed) he goes after a chick who’s clearly a lesbian and just never gets any"

Bertrand Beaumont:

• like father like son innit

• he's a cunt but not in a cool sexy way. in a pathetic overgrown rat kind of way that makes you want to punt him back into the sewers

• his name is bertrand archibald beaumont. would YOU wanna fuck him???? i thought not

• the amount of times you have to help him with his relationship. like the countless apologies for being a dumb stupid shit. helping him propose. help with his vows. im 110% convinced mc had to get on video chat for their wedding night so she could instruct bertrand on what to do

• yeeeeah you can't convince me they dont sleep in separate beds in separate rooms

• and also that nasty sweater vest and jacket?????? i know he hasnt washed them in years. of course no one would go near him

• that one country outfit

• killer eyebrows? eye'm gonna kill meself x

Joe Goldberg: "The first time he gets to fuck a woman that he's stalked he finishes in like 2 seconds. Never appears to be any better at fucking any of the countless times he fucks after that. I bet his dick feels like a limp fish. Also got arrested for having sex in a public place and constantly jacks off in public like I think if you were any good at sex you wouldnt need to be doing that. Tried to have a bisexual foursome once to get his wife to leave him and he wimped out so hard at the idea of fucking another man even though he is arguably bisexual himself. The most sexual tension he ever actually had was with a hallucination of another man he had in his own head. Just kind of pathetic"

[barryhbo2018]

wtf. hes so cute i need to kill him

[dreemurr-skelememer]

witnessing just generally crazy shit with no accountability on my dashboard is 100 times funnier than seeing it on my twitter timeline, for some reason

[eastgaysian]

artfights this week! for @courtjester69420 + @dogtheories + @spiribia + @shivroy

come artfight me. if u want (i will be a lot busier after this week .)

[joeyclaire]

what's your icon say it's too small to read

[cottontailjump]

more artfight stuff teehee. friendly fire for @dogtheories >:3

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

hi

hi!!!!! :3

[closetdbisexual]

mhmmm

[caleblandrybones]

commissioned the wonderful @dogtheories to draw what my heart most desired. martin and felipe cavallo, safe and sound, in beautiful manitoba (no gus allowed) ❤️

[wronglennon]

tagged by @tritzie to post five songs i’ve got on repeat 💞💞💋

it’s been a tapioca tundra week. tagging @joeyclaire @slimerxt @girlfatherfigure nd @dogtheories <3333

[barryhbo2018]

its me matt fka dogtheories. ⭐️ 23 ⭐️ letterboxd

*i got reported and deleted for suicide baiting apparently so im not allowed to fight with strangers on here anymore

*anything i say that you dont like is a joke and i can say whatever i want on my blog

*i like nasty and bad media/content and i think homophobia is funny and think all forms of abusive relationships in fiction are more compelling than being normal but im not tagging anything ever

*im never serious and always playing and having fun i am a lovely boy

*follow me on letterboxd i like fucked up movies and saturday night live pre 2013 and bill hader and andy samberg and gore and vomit and cum and straight men having gay sex. thats all bye