#dog sees god confessions of a teenage blockhead

[becomingpotatoes]

if you can tell from my reblogs. i just read dog sees god. what the actual fuck. this is the only thing im gonna think about forever now.

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

[barkbarkgrrgrrwolf]

Can’t stop thinking of the edgy peanuts published fan fic. Like why does it exist? Why are they like that? Who are these people and what have you done to my Carlie Brown?

[thecatlooksinthemirror]

CB was Beethoven's best friend, and the one that let him down the most.

Once again, I'm on my way to merge these two polar opposites

Now as you already know, Confessions Of A Teenage Blockhead was completely based off of Peanuts but Bert ran with only a 20% of their actual personalities and didn't even keep the names, only some key character traits.

However, that doesn't mean I can't take elements of the comics and slap them on the play too to give it some more depth.

One of the things that broke me was Beethoven's anguish because CB didn't stand up for him, which in his opinion made it worse than him actually partaking in the bullying and the hell everyone else made. This is dangerous on it's own, but if you're a comic or cartoon nerd like me you'll notice why this is worse.

Beethoven always stood up for CB when they were kids, and if you take in consideration the timeline; it was right during (if not before) being S/A'd by his dad.

One of the biggest examples and the most memorable one was when Violet and Patty gave Charlie an used valentines card for valentines day, almost screaning profanity and calling the girls thoughtless because Charlie DOES have a heart and he IS a nice person.

This is because Charlie was Schroeder's best friend, but that's something that was overshadowed greatly by Linus being Charlie's best friend and Lucy being keen on taking all of Schroeder's time.

Contrary to popular belief, in the comics Charlie is actually very educated on classical music, at least theory and biographically wise. He was the one that introduced Schroeder to Beethoven and if memory serves he gifted Schroeder his iconic Beethoven bust. He even read all of it for him when Schroeder was too young to know how to read,and he was Schroeder's number one fan; going his way to give him some ideas and to ask important questions.

Charlie is one of the only people Schroeder willingly talks to and is able to open up about what he feels (even if Charlie talks over him a lot), he trusts him to lean on his piano and partakes in actual meaningful conversations, in contrast to Lucy, where she keeps talking alone and Schroeder gives noncommital responses unless she ticks him off.

So, of course: He's the one that hurts Beethoven the most by being completely indifferent to his wellbeing. Not even bothering to hurt him either.

[jackdoesstuff]

is this anything.

[dykeseesgod]

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead is a play written by screenwriter Bert V. Royal in 2004.

[weaselthing]

HI. BIG OVERVIEW OC POST THING. IT'S RAINFOREST FLOODS.

have you ever thought to yourself "hey wouldnt it be cool if there was an oc story made by two guys and it was about a haunted waterpark slash arcade in a fake town in a real state". you probably haven't. but if you have youre in luck! more under the cut ok.

rainforest floods is a terrible no good ocverse made by me and my good friend crawford @dykeseesgod. everyone in it sucks and is horrible except maybe one or two side characters. it's set in the podunk middle of nowhere town of timberline, new mexico, and more specifically a waterpark/arcade called rainforest floods (title drop).

also the waterpark SUUUCKS like its budget is nothing they are in debt. the managers havent paid taxes in 15 years. anyway these are the employees. theyre bad

and these are the co-managers. theyre even worse (and also toxic old man yaoi. these refs were drawn by the aforementioned crawford)

anyway yeah. they get up to wacky hijinks in what will ideally be a tv show coming out in one million years. they're also horrible and tragic. most of it is bruce's fault. some of its not though!

ok also here's some other side characters.

^ running gag that nobody knows her name except kelsey who has a huge crush on her.

^ unnamed girl's younger brother who is constantly faced with horrors and torment at the hands of the rainforest floods employees. dont get me wrong hes annoying as fuck but he didnt deserve to run on that hamster wheel. (ref also drawn by ford)

^ jeff's girlfriend. also the coolest person in timberline new mexico. worlds most unimportant minor character but she is wonderful and loved by the producers (me and cosmo)

FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU MORE INVESTED IN THIS OCVERSE

rainforest floods stupidity logic is a thing me and robbie came up with to explain why all the characters are idiots who dont find things out that are important to the plot too soon.

there's a chain gimmick restaurant that andy's whole family runs except him. its like italian food but its like also magicians. their tagline is "so good its practically magic". andy hates it.

kyle has a curse on him so that nobody remembers or recognizes him outside of like. his family. so the rff employees arent even targeting him for their shenanigans on purpose theyre all just weird freaks.

kelsey gives unnamed girl the company landline as her phone number because shes stupid and a ghost and doesnt have a phone.

the employees all get together on wednesdays in the breakroom and compare evidence on whether or not andy and bruce are together romantically. its the one thing that truly bonds them all together.

vincent: is a watchmojo fan, had his first kiss as beethoven in his 12th grade production of dog sees god confessions of a teenage blockhead (2004), gets really christian in some episode subplot, is not a swiftie but he is a gaylor, wishes he was jonathan sims sooooo bad, types like a toddler who was just given a keyboard.

vincent also ruined rainforest floods' lobby playlist

also there's a brand account that we run and post on whenever we feel like it. its more of a sounding board for ideas we may explore more in the future. its fun but it may be a bit difficult to get the full idea with the execution so :-( sorry you wont fully understand our wonderful and hilarious visions

annnd i think that's it. yay worlds silliest yet most tragic oc story. ok bye ^_^

[carbuckety]

they ask "when will we get a riverdale-esque adaptation but of peanuts" brother it already exists and it is called dog sees god: confessions of a teenage blockhead. Dont read it

[darkcomedies]

I just finished co-directing Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead for a class. We finally got our show pics, here are some of my favorites 💔💔💔

[straightplayshowdown]

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead: When his beloved beagle is destroyed after a rabid rampage, CB is plunged into such a depression that a literal raincloud starts to follow him around. Suddenly introspective, he is no longer satisfied with his high school status as a good-looking bully. Writing to a childhood pen pal who has never written back, CB describes his daily interactions with his community: his angst-ridden sister, aggressive Matt, mean girls Marcy and Tricia, and stoned philosopher Van. When he unexpectedly connects with Beethoven, a childhood friend, CB thinks he’s found both a relationship and a means to rebel against his predictable, doormat persona… but he may have to lose everything to gain peace of mind.

The Bacchae: The tragedy is based on the Greek myth of King Pentheus of Thebes and his mother Agave, and their punishment by the god Dionysus (who is Pentheus's cousin). The god Dionysus appears at the beginning of the play and proclaims that he has arrived in Thebes to avenge the slander, which has been repeated by his aunts, that he is not the son of Zeus. In response, he intends to introduce Dionysian rites into the city, and he intends to demonstrate to the king, Pentheus, and to Thebes that he was indeed born a god.

Propaganda under the cut!

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead:

i just think it would be really funny if it were in this tournament

The Bacchae:

the og play for boys with mommy issues sorry..... but also we've got cross-dressing & repression & discovery of sexuality, we've got divine madness, we've got the child paying for the sins of his parents...... what more could you WANT!!! and yes i know everyone recommends anne carson but they're right about it her version is so so good

[dino-anarchy]

i have written again for the first time in a year and. oh boy.

[christopherhabson]

The most steaming question of the generation

[fagrackham]

fucked up by spending my whole day being autistic abt dog sees god confessions of a teenage blockhead n now i need to do abt a week and a half's worth of schoolwork in a day </3

[thecatlooksinthemirror]

I’m wondering if I should rewrite the Dog Sees God play and give it a narrative you might actually find in a book, for you know. Just for shits and giggles.

And because some things make me mad, but that’s not here nor there

[jackdoesstuff]

hey guys heres the server

does anyone who likes dog sees god wanna be friends on discord….we could make a groupchat or a server

[dykeseesgod]

its me your friend VAN i will be your dog sees god confessions of a teenage blockhead mutual