#does this count as twst theory i dont think ill use that tag

[kitwasnothere]

alright ive figured it out

so here's the plan, if meleanor hates humans then ill just have to become not human and then ill stand a chance with her

i've identified the key issues that will get in my way for asking meleanor's hand in marriage

1. Levan

He is not a problem because if i go according to the " lilia was in a polycule with these two and didnt know until it was too late " headcanon, then it means 1. levan might be willing to make space and include me in their polycule 2. even if he isn't it doesn't matter because the game made it so that he's out of the way already, by making him an absent husband.

2. Humanity

a major issue that i have thankfully found a solution to overcome. I will simply, turn into a nui. This not only give me cuteness points but it will also make me tiny so i stand a chance because (checks notes) she wouldn't smite an amusing little thing like me

3. Means of actually interacting with her

in order to get an audience with royalty without having silly responsibilities and actual important matters, like, say, be a general of briar galley with a duty to protect the country's royalty, i will simply opt for a better and more simple job. this job being, the court jester. that's right. i, kit, (or i guess Kyuu if you're talking about my yuusona), in my holy nui form freed from the shackles of humanity, will rizz up her highness with my humour and if i'm lucky enough she won't smite me on the spot and instead take a liking to me hopefully i think

Pros :

• i get to be with lady meleanor in her general presence

• i am granted the right to talk shit about the general of briar valley and get away with it

• i can make the princess laugh

Cons :

• if i fail to make her highness laugh she will smite me on the spot and my nui form, however holy it may be is unfortunately fragile and i shall crumble into dust

• her highness is probably going to toss me to the general when she does her thing in book 7. and then ill be part of the found family while simultaneously doomed to my tiny nui form for the next 700 years unable to scream for help