#does this count as top zim?

[tokasan]

UNFAIR .: TAK

An Invader Zim Short Fic

I wrote this as a study on TAK’ s character Although she only appears in one episode, her past did have a lot more substance than many other characters.

Part of this is based on the unfinished episode: The Trial, where ZIM is convicted for his crimes against the Irken empire.

You can watch a fanmade version animated with the scrapped voice lines here:

Onto the short fic:

Warnings: none

Word count: 407

Characters:

TAK (Invader Zim),

Mentioned Zim (Invader Zim)

Mentioned Tallest (Invader Zim)

Unfair, a word TAK had learned the meaning of all too well. Unfair. She was meant to be an invader, it was rooted deep within her Irken purpose. She was supposed to bring honor to her people, to the tallest, serving the empire that had built itself up from the void-laden space that they call the universe. But life was unfair.

ZIM. It was all his fault, it always was. That faulty scum of a drone should have been eradicated the moment his very existence had caused the Horrible Painful Overload Day, halting the Irken empire’s growth for five years. He was a mistake, a parasite, a pesky flea with too much power in his hands. A virulent organism that infected everything it touched with its corrupted RNA.

ZIM. He was the reason TAK was cast aside like nothing more than a replaceable item found on the deepest shelves of an overcrowded supermarket. The stupid, inpatient trainee had blasted the power grid offline through half of Irk just to get a snack. A snack!

The purple-clad Irken had been trapped in her training cell, unable to continue her examination. She pleaded her case to the Control Brains, hoping for some kind of compassion for her unfortunate situation. But of course, Irkens are never known for their sympathy.

Janitor duty. They had discarded her complaint as if she were nothing more than a fly that was too insignificant to deal with. Seventy years on planet dirt had met her anger and hatred fester for the Irken that had caused it all.

ZIM. How come he got to become an invader? Sent to another planet far away. That was meant to be her. She wasn’t the one who messed up. Why does she have to pay for that defective product's mistakes?

Hate. A concept so simple, yet powerful enough to shape someone’s mind. After a while, the burning that represented that hate deep in her squedly-splooch froze over into an icy coldness that made her resentment turn into understanding. Life is unfair. She was better than him, she would not let her emotions get the best of her.

TAK will show ZIM what a true Invader is supposed to be. Just wait ZIM, you’re about to witness the entirety of what you wished to be, but never will.

The world is unfair, ZIM didn’t choose a defective PAK. The universe had chosen him to fail from the start.

[iamtheunicornwizard]

Tater's Pinned Post September 2024

Hi, friends! Welcome to my bloggyblog. I used to be callmethecat waaay back in the 2010s, but that blog has been long since deleted and the @ was no longer available when I crawled out of the cesspool of my early twenties to rejoin society.

Back then I was a student, but now I'm an English teacher. I'm 28, I got married on Halloween, and I use she/her pronouns. I prefer not to interact with minors or anyone still in high school.

More info under the cut!

I'm into so many fandoms and hobbies, I don't think I can possibly list them all, but here are some of the ones nearest and dearest to my heart.

Hobbies

Crocheting

Reading

Writing

Baking

Video Games

Scary Movies

Shows & YouTubers

Gravity Falls

Invader Zim

Adventure Time

Criminal Minds

Over the Garden Wall

Steven Universe

Blue Eye Samurai

Soul Eater

Hazbin Hotel

FLCL

Game Grumps

Gab Smolders

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

Movies

Repo! the Genetic Opera

Scott Pilgrim

Girl, Interrupted

Sweeney Todd

Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog (does this count as a movie? a show? w/e)

Insidious

Bands

Ray Bull (huge fan, going to see them live for the 2nd time next month ✨)

Gorillaz

Ninja Sex Party (and pretty much all of Dan's bands)

Weezer

Death Cab for Cutie

Falloutboy

My top 10 favorite songs right now

Ray Bull - I Don't Know Ya

Beach Bunny - Prom Queen

Games We Play - The End

Ray Bull - 2 a.m.

bbno$ - it boy

Clairo - Sofia

Ray Bull - Nevr

Toadies - Possum Kingdom

The Front Bottoms - Twin Size Mattress

Billie Eilish - Birds of a Feather

Video Games (mostly Switch and PC)

Night in the Woods

Sally Face

Stardew Valley

Arcade Spirits

BOTW/TOTK

Kirby & the Forgotten Land

OLBA

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

Pikmin

FNAF

Papers, Please

Animal Crossing

Books I think about a lot (because I'm bad at "favorites")

Never Let Me Go

The Abarat

JTHM/Squee

Perfect World manga series

Coraline

The Summer Hikaru Died (I am foaming at the mouth waiting for the next volume)

A Little Life - I don't think this is one of my favorites, but I recently read it and can't stop thinking about it, so on the list it goes

[homefryboy]

From every era (90s, 2000s, 2010s etc), what has been your top 3 fave cartoons? Literally you're the only blog I care about

if it means that much to ya, I shall answer to the best of my abilities. also note that I'm counting the year the show started so even if it just aired at the tail end of the decade, still counts as part of it. I've sporadically watched some cartoons from before the 90s, so here are just some I like--no one else does, but hey: Yogi Bear, Wait Till Your Father Gets Home, Rocky & Bullwinkle, the Beatles Cartoon and the Zelda cartoon.

top 3 from the 1990s: Spongebob, South Park, Ed Edd n Eddy

top 3 from the 2000s: Invader Zim, Avatar, Back at the Barnyard

top 3 from the 2010s: Adventure Time, The Looney Tunes Show, Sym-Bionic Titan

top 3 from the 2020s (so far): Smiling Friends, The Ghost & Molly McGee, The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse

[pretty-rage-machine]

20 questions for fic writers

I got tagged by meikuree! You should go read her excellent fic. 8)

I can't remember whomst among my mutuals does fic or not 😭 consider yourself tagged if you're interested! Let's all toot our own horns

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

63. My account is here, btw.

2. what's your total ao3 word count?

AO3 informs me it's 244,098, which feels like SO much and yet almost nothing based on the time I have theoretically been writing.

3. what fandoms do you write for?

Gonna call out ones where I've written more than a single fic and where I feel it is at least somewhat likely I'll return and write more: Animorphs, Naruto, Blade of the Immortal, and Shingeki no Kyojin, but there's loads of one-offs and smaller fandoms there too. I'd like to write more Gravity Falls, as well.

The rest are under the cut.

4. what are your top five fics by kudos?

With All Brightness (Lilo & Stitch), The Girl In The Water (Spirited Away), beauty, her artificers (Greek mythology), I've got Four Voices on the Line (the only one I hear is mine) (Animorphs), and love what you see in the mirror (TWEWY). Perhaps significantly, four of these were written for Yuletide, and one was written as a new year's resolution treat, so also for Yuletide.

5. do you respond to comments?

Yes, I try to.

6. what's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Ummm. Hmm. One of my friends once told me my fics were "gloomy" but I have a hard time calling out the angstiest ending. 😂Maybe it's Preludes (Naruto), a Kakuzu/Madara fic with Hashirama dying nearby? Or maybe it's On Moths (BOTI), a fic about Makie dying of tuberculosis back when it seemed like that might happen.

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

With All Brightness (Lilo & Stitch) is so fluffy I think it has to be it.

8. do you get hate on fics?

I never have! Touch wood

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

Yes! I write the kind that feels right for the characters to me. I like smut as character study and I like insane mindfucks and fucking as another manifestation of a battle of wills between characters.

10. do you write crossovers? what’s the craziest one you've written?

Like, a little drabble of one back in high school, Invader Zim/Kingdom Hearts lol. I really respect authors who can do a compelling crossover, but I don't feel like I'm that good tbh! Crossovers I want: Machineries of Empire/She-Ra (I need to see Kujen and Horde Prime go toe to toe), Gravity Falls/Attack on Titan (Hange and Bill Cipher being buds), Revolutionary Girl Utena/Narnia (ANTHY IN NARNIA. THE PROBLEM OF ANTHY)

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

I had a fic's framing device lifted! It was like. Not a songfic but a poem fic. It was that Monday's Child poem, and I had a line of the poem and then a short bit of writing after each line. Someone commented telling me they liked the Batman version more (lol), when I knew mine had come first based on publication dates. It was weird but I was a lot younger at the time and didn't really know what to say.

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope!

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, with an ex-friend.

14. what's your all-time favorite ship?

Hmmmm I don't have an all-time favorite! I'm not so much about the shipping, though I enjoy shipfic.

15. what's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

All my currently-in-progress fics are oneshots. The WIPs that are unfinished, I know I'll never finish lolol

16. what are your writing strengths?

Uhh... (digs toe in the ground) character voice and tone? I feel like I don't know my own strengths lol. I used to get praised for beautiful imagery and having a "simple" style (though people would say this and then hastily clarify that they meant it in a good way, which tickled me) but not for a while.

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

I wish I was better at snappy dialogue and twisty plot, I really admire authors who are great with plot and can write things that give the feeling of like... things going wrong in a way that makes sense, characters dealing with that in a way that makes sense? Hmm.

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I think it can be handled very well or very poorly. I don't know if I myself ever would if canon didn't model doing it, or if I couldn't find someone fluent in the language to check that I wasn't butchering it.

19. first fandom you wrote for?

Invader Zim babyyyyyy

20. favorite fic you've ever written?

Hmm. Hard to pick just one, but here are some both old and recent that I especially like:

quelled and quenched in leaves (Stardew Valley) - a spooky fic I had a blast working on, very well received.

🐻🌠👋🗻FRIENDS🍦💎🔪🏄LEND💞🦆🕵️😲A👊👌🤟🙌HAND🤝🧙🔎💖 (Gravity Falls) - a doofy Gravity Falls casefic centered around some pretty rare characters. I jammed as many puns and gags into this as I could and tried some new things in general while I worked on it, and I'm still proud.

Chimera (Gemini) - exchange fic written for an obscure movie, another stretch in genre and tone that I still am proud of.

A Season Under the Kandrona (Animorphs) - fic about Aldrea and her family on an alien world. I just... love Animorphs so much

long still sea (Blade of the Immortal) - fix-it fic for the ending when I really needed that, written over the course of a single day in a borderline fugue state. I wish I could call on that productivity at will lmao

template:

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

2. what's your total ao3 word count?

3. what fandoms do you write for?

4. what are your top five fics by kudos?

5. do you respond to comments?

6. what's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

8. do you get hate on fics?

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

10. do you write crossovers? what’s the craziest one you've written?

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

14. what's your all-time favorite ship?

15. what's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

16. what are your writing strengths?

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

19. first fandom you wrote for?

20. favorite fic you've ever written?

[orangesharkpaws]

Apex Legends Caregiver Headcannons Part 1

Lifeline

She lets you ride around on her DOC drone

She has a HUGE selection of colorful, fun bandaids with characters- MLP, Invader Zim, Stranger Things, Spongebob, The Owl House- she always makes sure to keep extras of your faves in a little tin labeled with your name in marker on tape

She's quick to act with booboos! And she loves to give you kisses on top of your band aids

She makes sure you're eating something- she gets the need for quick, no-nonsense fuel, so if you'd rather have healthy snacks throughout the day instead of big meals, she's okay with that- she's always got an apple on hand for you or some crackers and cheese dip. As a medic, she knows it's important to get the right nutrition, so she offers a lot of balanced snacks like little ham and cheese rollups, crackers, and grapes. She does insist on a complete breakfast to prep you two for the day.

When she has to use syringes on you, she kisses your head and counts down, then goes, "ready? There we go, now was that as bad as you thought it'd be, li'l one?"

Wraith

She waits patiently on the other side of her dimensional rift for you to fling out giggling and hug her. "You found me!"

She likes to hold your hands and walk behind you, guiding you as you two walk through the void

Keeps you protected with Voices of the Void- it's not unusual for her to walk over and confront anyone being a big meanie head to you behind your back.

She will Naruto Run with you.

Loves playing Hide and Seek and often lets you win- but thinks it's important for you to lose sometimes, too. She reminds you that the most important thing is that you gave it a shot and not every match is gonna be a win.

Your mental health is a big deal to her. When there's mean voices in your head, she takes you into her lap and reminds you that, although the voices are nice and helpful sometimes, you don't always have to listen to them and they are not always right. She values making decisions somewhere between emotion and logic and always asks you what you think and how you feel about a situation because that's more important than what the voices think.

Generally stoic and monotone with everyone but you, her obvious soft spot

Of course makes you a poncho/cape just like hers

[syrupwit]

20 questions for fic writers

Thank you for tagging me, Sulky @sulky-valkyrie! In return I am tagging: @chipper-daily, @sunrisetune, @malatruse, @potatowitch, @only-slightly-terrified, @ladysavannah908

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

On my main, 178 :-)

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

On my main, 340,181 words as of today!

3. What fandoms do you write for?

All of them!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Almost all smut:

Struck (Invader Zim, Dib/Zim)

table (Invader Zim, Dib/Zim)

softly through the shadow of the evening sun (MCU/Venom films, Peter Parker/Venom Symbiote)

Salt (Invader Zim, Dib/Zim)

Like You Better Framed and Dried (TUA, Allison/Vanya, written shortly after S1 dropped)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I used to reply to every comment, but now my replies are more sporadic. This is due to a combination of being very busy and not always having the energy to fight my social anxiety. I don't feel guilty about it, nor do I mind if others don't reply to my comments or reply after a long time -- this is a hobby, we've all got lives.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Never Satisfied -- mind the tags please. Alternately, Struck.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

My stuff usually has happy endings, but the happiest narrator is probably the Vagabond Girl in Hearth-Cakes.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Rarely! It's been from people who are ticked off that I wrote m/m smut, or that I wrote a kink they find depressing.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do. Many kinds.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Is TMA + The Bone Key crazy? Collaboration

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Someone asked to translate a short Miles/Walrider Outlast fic of mine into Korean, which was exciting and flattering. I gave permission, but I don't know if they ended up translating it.

This is tangential to the question, but MiladyMorningstar on AO3 did an absolutely wonderful podfic of my IZ mail order spouse series: Typical Human Courtship Series [Podfic]

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No. I am a diva, and I don't think I could do it. The round robin we did for Sav's birthday went well though :-)

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

ZADR -- it set my tastes as a teenager and does to this day.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Worst Man :( I have an outline and like 4k-ish but idk.

16. What are your writing strengths?

These are the top skills I feel confident using:

Description

Dialogue

Poetic voice

Humor

Making the reader go "wait, that's fucked up"

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I'm sure there are many I have yet to discover (AND CONQUER) but:

Not explaining things enough

Plot

Getting impatient and rushing to the conclusion

Action scenes

Smut

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

OK, I actually have strong feelings about this. Unless the fic takes place in two languages, canon does the interrupting other-language thing and you're mimicking it, or there's some other important reason (aesthetic, personal, logistical, etc.), "He informed them in Spanish that the goose had escaped" or "Leia and the space bank robber carried on a furious conversation in Huttese" works better than inserting a block of non-English dialogue into the text.

Additionally, I hate the way it looks when non-English words are italicized in description or dialogue. Thus, I don't do it. If a character routinely uses slang, terms of endearment, or other expressions not in English in canon, those are not getting italicized in my dialogue for that character. Ever!!!!

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Gosh, I think it was Spirited Away... I got ff.net hate for it. I got flamed! People in the Neopets General Chat ("GC") had to counsel me.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

I will never tell :-)

[kisshuggay]

I posted 1,574 times in 2022

That's 440 more posts than 2021!

20 posts created (1%)

1,554 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@reaperlight

@eraseorzero

@dragonsareawesome123

@the-mad-prince-of-denmark

@tinyriver-neonlights

I tagged 110 of my posts in 2022

#the ssum - 13 posts

#dracula daily - 8 posts

#the ssum spoiler - 7 posts

#the ssum forbidden lab - 7 posts

#invader zim - 4 posts

#mysme - 4 posts

#it's so cute - 3 posts

#i love this - 3 posts

#goncharev - 3 posts

#cute - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 115 characters

#but for some folks that's not realistic and rainbow capitalism is a sneaky way to be able to buy a couple of things

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Does anyone else after just playing a couple of days of Harry's route think oh he's not weird he's just autistic

Because he literally says he doesn't understand social cues

He really seems to struggle with eye contact

He has to have things a certain way

He wears his horse mask almost like a comfort item when he's afraid

And several other things that I as an autistic person are really relating to. I don't know I hope this doesn't start any unnecessary drama or anything.

26 notes - Posted December 2, 2022

#4

Y'all I know why Teo takes so long to respond sometimes.

It's going to sound dumb, but hear me out,,, it's to make things feel more realistic. Like (spoiler for day 5) when he gets out of the hospital and had lunch in between each thing he eats he's gone for a bit. That's because it's supposed to feel like he's real. That way you can go about your day too and get small joys when you do get a message from him.

I know it's inconvenient but that's my current theory.

31 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

#3

Spoiler for the ssum I've been playing around with the app and the time travel machine and each day has a title to it this was the title for some of the days that I've seen please only look at these images if you are ready for spoilers but I'm just going to say it we were right things get dark

See the full post

41 notes - Posted August 17, 2022

#2

Today's( May 28th )Daily Dracula; I had so many emotions while reading. Even though it was a generally short entry, I've already read Dracula a few times before and knew what was coming. I felt upset by the language and depiction of the Romani people... And that I would make a post all on its own

But also I felt so much hope when Jonathan said that his messages would get out to Mina and to his boss

l gasped in horror and covered my mouth when the count revealed that he had intercepted the messages

This is just a reminder that I've read this book a few times before, and I knew exactly what was coming, but reading this in small pieces has given me such joy and allowed me to feel all of the tiny emotions once again that you might skip over when you're reading a novel as a long piece of literature

48 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Yo I'm doing some snooping on the app because go figure I can't sleep... I'm too damn excited and I just found this while poking around on the time machine thingy

145 notes - Posted August 17, 2022

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[reynaruina]

what did you do now

[melodyofthevoid]

hi!! i saw the arc 2 art with zib and dib of shandzii’s that you posted and was curious if there was any more art from arc 1 that wasn’t posted due to spoilers? if not thats okay! i really love your fic and your writing and i look forward to reading more!

Oh goodness me there was a shit ton of art that just stayed between us and never went on Tumblr. Credit as always to the lovely and talented @shandzii. <3

I’ll give a little bit about each.

So this was during the phase when we were just kinda playing around with shit for Zib to say, and what would be fun. I think I suggested that Dib would be concerned and hence the second image. God look at this dumbass. Fucking. Feral bastard child. 

Obvi the reuniting. The cuties. Zim and Dib’s proto-outfits are seen here. They got fancier later but eh. I still think that they’re adorable. How could they not be?

Hahah Count of Monte Cristo go brrrrrr. But no joke that song was another factor in the au. I sent “every day a little death” to Shands and we gushed about the soundtrack back and forth for a solid day and a half. Good times. But Zib’s really out here trying to pull that stunt. Disgraceful. 

Ok this one. For context, Zim does not know about Dib yet. Or the mirror ig. So he just said the literal worst thing without knowing. Fun fun times. Zib’s plotting for revenge internally. Still kinda sad I never figured out where to put this in the fics, but what can you do... 

Aaaand here you can see that we initially made Zib out to be a much bigger creep than he turned out being. He got toned down thankfully. Still love that fucking dress though. Top tier. 

Pretty self explanatory. Look at these precious boys. Little enemies. Zim picked up his potty mouth from Red and you can’t convince me otherwise. Come on. He’s a bad influence and we all know it. 

Ah so this was during the “Zib cursed Zim to only be able to go 10 ft or so” phase. I cut a lot of that time because I really wasn’t sure what to do there? And again Zib is just. The fucking worst here. We did keep him dolling Zim up in dark colors but just in a... different way. After the Incident™. 

Aaaaaand this. *clicks tongue* This. So... this was the art that sparked the first writing (which ended up being chapter 4 of shattered trust) and you can see the details that remained. Obviously Zim’s eyes aren’t entirely blue like that in the fic otherwise I feel like way more people would have had questions. Still. This was where it started. At least the main writing. 

He-her. Hhhhhhh. I love she... My empress.... She may or may not have an anime villainess laugh. Who can say. I can say that I’ve done some voice acting for her, and will probably post it. Eventually. 

And the beans dancing. This was before I clarified how old Dib and Zim were in A Royal Dance and we just had the idea of them falling for each other. Shand’s coloring never ceases to amaze me really. I can’t believe that we got to work together on this, and that this whole fucking thing was real. How was this real? I don’t know. 

[banana-zim]

My Zim Headcanons (mostly for the comic I'm working on with BigPoop, which is basically my 'Zim', so yeah):

He doesn't blush - instead, when he becomes filled with this twisted, foreign emotion that he feels sickly and squishy from, he develops these 'bumps' in patches. They start on his neck and as they get worse, it can go to his jaw and on the front of his face [where a nose would be]. Zim doesn't do this a lot, but when he does, it's itches for him. He doesn't like it.

His antenna act as if they have a mind of their own. If he's laying in bed and snuggling with Dib (and with Dib being a huge cuddler, this happens A LOT), his antenna will 99.9% of the time wrap around Dib's scythe part of his hair. They get tangled like this, a lot.

Speaking of antenna, Zim's is used for multiple things - smelling and hearing the most. In terms of mating, though, they're also used to "mark" what's his. He can rub them against a part of his mate which will cause them to smell different. To the mate (Dib, in this case), it smells like their favorite snack (Dib says he smells donuts, which he loves churros). To others, it smells like blood - their own blood.

Zim's antenna are extremely sensitive near the base, but less so near the top. Soft touches and caresses can soothe him, cause bumps, or make him emit a throaty low-level purr. He hates when Dib touches these uninvited, since it catches him off guard.

Zim is not soft. Rarely does he get that way, too. (And when he does, it's usually just him gazing into Dib's eyes and taking everything in.) He is naturally feral, possessive, sharp, demanding, arrogant, egotistical, critical, judgmental, and emotionally stunted (just like Dib). He can be nurturing, but only if he sees it benefiting him somehow, even indirectly. In the AU, he does harbor "squishy" feelings for Dib, but he also doesn't know how to show them properly all the time.

Zim likes to be in control, with everything, at all times. He is not submissive in any way. He likes to make orders and have others follow them.

Zim is addicted to coffee. He drinks it every morning and throughout the day. He drinks it with lots of sugar and cream; the sweeter, the better. Dib thinks he has a problem. Zim sees none.

Zim knows how to clean and cook. Germs are his enemy, and this hasn't left him since that first incident. His place is usually kept neat and tidy. With cooking, he won't explain why he knows how to (he doesn't like to relive memories of that place), but damn does he make a good casserole. Dib is useless when it comes to cooking properly for himself, so Zim has to cook for him and make sure he doesn't become malnutritious.

He's shorter than Dib once Dib is older, reaching his shoulders. But don't let height fool you - he's a force to be reckoned with, and he doesn't like to be stepped on.

Call him a "pistachio" and it'll set him off, cursing you up a storm. Dib likes to do this. Dib's lucky he still has all ten fingers.

Zim is a male Irken with irken-male-assigned body traits. That's all I'll say, since I like to keep this Tumblr SFW.

Zim doesn't have a sexuality. (But he does have squishy feelings for Dib.) Technically, irkens have outlawed "mateship" in their race, with the smeetery and all. (Tallest Red and Purple having a thing doesn't count, because they're the Tallests and no one questions their leaders.) This will be explored in greater depth in the comic.

[thepunmaster]

For the Ask game Im a few hours late too (idk your writing, but it still)

L U M B E R J A C K

(with the a, pick your fav fic)

L: What’s the weirdest AU you’ve ever come up with?

uhhh..... parody of invader zim except dib can say fuck? i don't make a lot of AUs (okay, i do, but they're mostly related to crossovers via dimensional travel, and i don't think that just the crossover itself counts as weird enough)

U: A pairing you might like to write for, but haven’t tried yet.

i don't really write romance (since i just... don't ship a lot of characters and also i have no idea how neurotypical alloromantic relationships work because my partner and i are both autistic and aspec) but... it would be pretty cute to write a philza/kristen oneshot (from dream smp), and also badass because one of them is the goddess of death

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

hm... a chosen one story, except that the prophecy was planted by the villain and isn't true. the chosen one lives their entire life being trained and living a specific way in order to fulfill the terms, but then in their "final confrontation" with the villain, the villain reveals the plot and kills them because they are like. 14 and the villain has endless more experience and strength than they do. but the chosen one has an earpiece or the rest of their friends are standing just outside the door or something like that, so everyone finds out that the villain planned all of this so that no one would try to start a revolution, and they band together and defeat the villain. it's an allegory for waiting for someone else to stand up instead of building community and using the power of a group to get a better future

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

the emotion of having to choose between an entirely unfamiliar but better future, versus the painful past that's all you've ever known (which is a theme of several of my wips, including one that is actually available to the public) is, i suppose, an experience i've had often

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

well i've. never actually finished any fics aside from a singular oneshot, and also i have no idea how most of them would end, but I guess... Children of Chaos's sequel would be a bunch of interconnected oneshots about various characters meeting or getting up to shenanigans with their alternate multiverse doubles, if i go through with the ending that i'm 60% sure i want to do

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

yes, Multiverse Glitches by UniverseGlitch was a huge influence on the tone of Children of Chaos, I love the style of crack with a more serious undertone that UniverseGlitch writes... there are various other writers that have influenced various wips, but no one else that I've specifically taken note of, except for harrish6 who is the widely credited creator of "fgod" (forced god of destruction) Error Sans. if comics count, i would say that CrayonQueen's Christmas Party AU was pretty influential in giving me my "Underswap Sans is terrifyingly adorable and adorably terrifying" agenda

A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

Children of Chaos was just... you know, they get turned into children, they are agents of chaos (though not literally Chaos-chosen, which is a thing in the fic), i was like 12 when i came up with the name but to be fair my wip-naming skills have not improved and actually might have gotten worse

C: What character do you identify with most?

oh, that's a tough one... there are a lot of characters from many different fandoms that i've seen a part of myself in, but none in particular who i'd say i identify the most with

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

i like reading angst, but thinking of and writing it does notttt come naturally to me lol, so nothing off the top of my head

[survey--s]

379.

Are you a dreamer or a do-er? Hmm, I’d say I’m a good mixture of both, depending on the subject.

Do you think people get what they deserve? No. I wish life was that straightforward!

Does it take a lot of physical pain to make you cry? Yeah, I only ever really cry with physical pain when my back is really bad or I have a heavy period.

Name the strangest game you’ve ever played (video game or real game): I can’t think of anything particularly weird or strange.

Do you like sitting in the front, back, or middle of the classroom? I preferred sitting at the back.

Do you ever see commercials for restaurants that aren’t even in your area? Not online, but I always get adverts on Facebook for places that are nowhere near me lol.

Do you know anyone who has been struck by lightning before? Nope.

Which is better: living where there’s lots of tornadoes or lots of hurricanes? I suppose I’d rather live somewhere with hurricanes, all things considered.

Would you pay if your dog needed an operation? I have insurance for exactly that reason, lol. Animal healthcare can be so, so expensive -_-

If you’re a girl, what’s your favorite color of eyeliner? Black, but I don’t see what my gender has to do with it lol.

Have you ever overflown a bathtub? Nope. My parents always drilled it into me to never, ever walk off from a running bath lol.

Why did you ignore the last person you ignored? I can’t remember the last time I actively ignored someone.

What’s your favorite pizza place? The local Sourdough pizza place.

What’s at the top of your to do list in life? I don’t really have a to-do list?

Do you ever eat leftover pizza cold? Yeah, I sometimes prefer it cold over hot.

Where are you the most ticklish? My feet. I HATE people touching my feet lol.

Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? It depends on the person? I mean, I’d probably risk my life to save my family or my pets, but maybe not a random stranger?

When you’re wanting a midnight snack, what do you normally get? I don’t tend to eat too late at night, but I normally go for something like cereal or toast as it’s quick and easy.

Which cartoon character would you want to keep as a pet? I have no idea - maybe CatDog lol.

Do you like marshmallows? They’re okay. I like them on hot chocolates but I wouldn’t pick them otherwise.

What is your favorite flavor of candy cane? Just regular peppermint ones are fine.

Do you have any shoeboxes full of old photos/letters/other memorable stuff? Yeah, they’re all my parents’ house now.

When was the last time you felt seriously embarrassed? I have no idea.

Have you ever liked a song, looked up the lyrics to it, then hated it? Nope.

What’s your favorite Christmas song? Cold December Night by Michael Bublé.

Did you like the show Invader Zim? I’ve never seen it before. I wasn’t really allowed to watch TV growing up.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a grocery store? Nothing is really standing out to me right now.

Do you prefer to pull off band-aids slowly or quickly? Slowly.

Have you ever met any bands/band members before? Yeah, nobody mega-famous though unless you count Lily Allen?

Do you enjoy riding around town looking at Christmas lights? I used to love doing that as a kid.

What states have you been to in the past year? I’ve never been to America.

Have you ever sleepwalked? Nope.

What’s your favorite superhero movie? I’m not really into superheroes.

Do you struggle with acne? Not as an adult, but I had really bad skin as a teenager which I really struggled with. Nowadays though I only get one or two spots mid-cycle.

Around what year did you start using the internet, anyways? We got internet at home in about 2001 I think, but it was dial-up and so, so slow lol. We got broadband when I was about 14 ish, which would be 2003/2004.

What did you do for your 16th birthday? Went out for a Mexican meal with a group of friends.

Have you ever fostered an animal? No, I don’t think I could cope with having to hand them back lol.

What’s your favorite form of exercise? Walking dogs or horse-riding.

Do you have a back pack in a shape of an animal? No.

Do you still take hot showers when it’s hot out? Sometimes, yeah. I get sore muscles from work.

What’s your favorite type of cake? Coffee and walnut or carrot cake.

Name something you thought was cool when you were younger but don’t now? Getting drunk and going out drinking.

What was the last song you downloaded onto your computer? I haven’t downloaded music in years.

What color are your headphones, if you have any? White.

Do you honestly like The Beatles or are you just conforming? I love the Beatles. I’ve been listening to them since probably before I was born lol - one of the earliest photos of me as a toddler is me sitting in the living room with my dads HUGE headphones on my head listening to The Beatles.

What was the last video message you received on your phone? I think it was from Suzanne of Charlie playing with his birthday toys lol.

Who did you last talk to in Facebook chat? My mum - letting her now my aunt was planning to visit in December.

When writing $ sign, do you draw one line through the S or two? Just the one.

Do you feel bad for people your age who have never had a significant other? Only if they want to be in a relationship and have ever had the chance.

When do you plan on moving out? If you’re already moved out, how old were you? I moved out at 18, back in at 22, back out at 23, then back in at 27 and back out for good at 29.

Would you kiss the last person you texted? Nah, she’s my sister-in-law lol.

What do you think of guys wearing colored skinny jeans? I mean, it’s not for me but people can wear whatever they want.

Where do you normally get your hair cut? I do my own or my sister-in-law is a hairdresser and she does it sometimes.

Would you trade last names with your best friend? We have the same last name.

Would you ever get blonde highlights? Yeah, I had them a lot when I was younger actually but I wouldn’t want to spend ages in the hairdressers nowadays.

Will you go to your high school reunion? Nope.

Have you stayed up past 3 in the morning this week? No.

Do you ever not speak to someone because you’re afraid you’ll annoy them? No, I tend not to speak to people because I know they’ll annoy me haha.

Personally, do you think you have a nice smile? No.

What animal have you always wanted as a pet but couldn’t have? A sugar glider. Or a monkey, lol.

[coolbeesbro]

AO3 Tag Game Tagged by @etherealbutterflie

I’ve never done one of these kinds of things I don’t think, thanks for the tag it could be fun!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

At present I have 11 total works (with 8 of them still in progress that I swear are not abandoned even though some haven’t been update in a solid year or so 😭)

2. What is your total AO3 word count?

My total word count for stuff published on AO3 is currently a whopping 258,265! It saddens me to say that like, 1 year ago it was closer to 50,000 at most 😂 what am I doing with my life lmfao

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

I’ve written for 7 fandoms so far! We’ve got the Percy Jackson series, Luca, Skyrim, Invader Zim, Kingdom Hearts, Stardew Valley and Homestuck!

4.What are your top 5 fics by Kudos?

My top 5 fics are:

Letters To Luca with 654 kudos: Luca fandom (Luca/Alberto)

Please Stay with 319 kudos: Percy Jackson fandom (Nico/Will)

Bruno is Orange with 134 kudos: Percy Jackson fandom (Nico/Will)

The Anti-Sugar Project with 81 kudos: Invader Zim fandom (Zim/Dib)

Distant Shore with 74 kudos: Stardew Valley fandom (Sebastian/male farmer)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try and respond to every comment I get on my stories! I love interacting with people and hearing their thoughts and stuff on what I write, and the fact they they took the time to write out a comment for it deserves a little thank you at the very least! I’m eternally grateful to everyone who’s taken the time to do so because it really does keep me motivated and going (but also I’ve made so many new friends along the way)!

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiext ending?

I wouldn’t say I ever ended a fic on an angsty note(?) but as far as bittersweet, I’d go with Please Stay. It was the very first long range fic I’ve written and completed, and it’s the first in a series, and even the “angsty” ending in it would be for OCs I’ve made, not even the main ship (RIP Pietro and Emilio) lmfao.

7. Do you write crossovers?

Yes and no? Like, I write au’s so does that really count as crossover if characters from the other universe aren’t really present? Like for Homestuck, I’ve got a Skyrim au going (and another different au in the works currently which I’m stupid excited about).

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Not that I can really remember? I mean I probably haven’t received hate per-say, but I’ve gotten snarky comments and stuff on one of my later works that I was like “Bro fuckin why tho?” But not specifically hate.

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Gosh this is actually embarrassing, but I have plans in the future for a few stories to have stuff like that (I will say now it does not pertain to any of my Luca fics and Percy Jackson fics). And a good few of them probably won’t even have it because I’m sorry but it’s just embarrassing for me posting stuff like that 😂 but for sure my Stardew Valley one will eventually get there. Nothing hardcore or anything, just like, yah know, smut? Excuse me while I crawl under a rock and die now lmfao

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I’m aware of, no.

11. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not yet, but it’s always been something I’ve wanted to do? It seems like fun!

12. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Holy hell if that ain’t a difficult question? God there’s so many fandoms I’m a part of and so many ships I’ve obsessed over it’s hard to pick 1? And they all depend on how I’m feeling? Like right now I love luberto, they’re adorable and It’s just a fun ship? But Homestuck is pulling me back down another hole so right now there’s also johnkat and davesol? But then there’s more obscure fandoms like No.6 with Shion and Nezumi? Or gaming ones like soriku and sidlink? Too many to choose from.

13. What’s the first fandom you wrote for?

Kingdom Hearts (that was way back in the fanfiction.net era of writing though) on archive it would be Homestuck.

14. What’s you’re favorite fic you’ve written?

Another very loaded question lmfao let’s do a top 3 which are: Letters to Luca, Please Stay, and Distant Shore.

Now for the tags! @coffeelich and anyone else who would like to try this out! It was super fun!

[shadowofthelamp]

Somebody on my dash did one of these and said ‘tagged if you wanna do this’ for the ao3 fic writer interview and I wanted to do it, SO... under the cut to not be annoying

How many works do you have on AO3?

159, although 138 are under the shadowofthelamp pseud.

What’s your total word count on AO3

Uhhhh 338,085, 405,437 if you count both accounts.

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

In order of most to least fics on ao3, Invader Zim, Yugioh, Steven Universe, Sonic (General, Archie, Satam, X, and Underground), Gravity Falls, Jack Blank Adventures, Venom, Danny Phantom, Generator Rex, Rick and Morty, H.I.V.E, Spongebob, JTHM, Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, Wander Over Yonder, Captain Underpants, Yugioh Abridged, and Milo Murphy’s Law. So, 27. (On ao3, on tumblr I have a few more scattered throughout my writing tag, like Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja and Dude That’s My Ghost)

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Adventures in Parenthood, One New Fact (which kinda surprised me), Little Things, Quiet Revelations, and one of the smutty ones, not gonna say which.

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I didn’t always used to, but I’m trying to now, since I always like getting replies from other authors, and it’s kind of my way of thanking them for commenting.

What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Wrong, probably? There might be an older one but I’m not trawling back for that. Realizing you fucked up your one chance at happiness kinda sucks a lot.

Do you write crossovers? If so, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever written?

Yep! Probably the most ‘out there’ one was one that I dropped pretty quickly, and IZ/PNF crossover where Dib was an exchange student at the Flynn-Fletcher house. I still like my IZ/DP one though, even though it’s probably never going to be finished either.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Discounting the ones on ffnet that I think were spamming everybody who posted in the zim tag (although ‘derping mpreg whore’ was very funny), a few, yeah, but nothing that was memorable enough to stick. Plus, does hate sent to tumblr/raiding my fic’s discord server count? Because I got a great one on tumblr the other day that accused me of being horrible for enjoying a relationship that was unhealthy in canon (something they’d know I agreed with if they actually cared to check) and said mpreg didn’t make sense. For demons. Ah, tumblr.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yep. Take one look at my whole Deal and take a guess.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yep, twice! The hilarious thing is one was in a TINY fandom (Jack Blank Adventures) and it was on ffnet, which had less than ten fics at the time. The other one I don’t even remember what fandom it was, just that at some point the thief got pissy because they were being homophobic and I was like ‘why did you like the ideas of a lesbian (which was what I identified as back then) if gays are so awful then’. That was kinda funny.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yep! A couple of times, both to Russian for the site ficbook.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nnnnnot really? I’ve written stories inspired by conversations with friends, but never co-written one. (If that flower shop sonadow one is still linked on my profile, it was my idea but Rosy did all of the writing.)

What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Zadr, probably.

What’s a WIP you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

REINVENTION AND CRUSHING THE CODE MY BELOVEDS...

What are your writing strengths?

Characterization, 100%. I’m really good at dialogue, I think, and I have a lot of fun with action scenes even though I don’t write them too often.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Atmosphere, I suppose? Setting the scene can be difficult, I just kinda wanna... be in it already.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I’ve only done it in Reinvention with Ceasar’s dialogue since him and Rex pepper Spanish into their speech in canon, and I’d just advise running it past a native speaker if possible.

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Sonic! I was writing Sonic fic in my head years before I knew the concept of fic existed.

What’s your favorite fic you’ve ever written?

I kinda have differing levels of favorites? Reflecting is probably my favorite short one, and I have a lot of affection for AIP, but I really, really like my new one (heh, new, geez it’s almost going on a year now) because it feels like it took what I learned from AIP and built on it, so the funny parts are funnier and the emotional stuff is tighter. (Also it just crossed AIP in viewcount and probably will in kudos at some point, and I’m screaming a little at that.)

[professormembranexreader]

Sub! Membrane x Fem! Dom! Reader (smut duh)

Includes:

•brief sad boi hours

•headcanon middle-name for Mem that I did research for

•a praise kink (me too)

•pussy eating (yEs plEasE)

•overstimulation (yESSSSSSSS)

•bondage (tie me up science daddy I mean what?)

Membrane's POV

'This is what I get for always setting the bar,' I thought to myself. I was currently sitting in my office, burying my head under mountains of failed designs. I'm such a failure. I don't understand why anyone likes me. I bet my kids hate me too. I'd had to make my wife take care of them for the past few weeks as I tried to work through this burnout. She'd always come into my office late at night and hug me from behind, telling me about what happened that day.

"Dib finally decided to try and make friends with that one kid down the street, and Gaz beat the Wither in Minecraft—she's been prepping for a while," she had said. She'd paused, rubbing my shoulders, "Any progress so far?" I shook my head and laid it down on my cluttered desk.

"Don't worry, baby. I'm sure you'll find a breakthrough soon enough." She patted my back and reminded me to take my medicine before she went to bed. I couldn't get into bed with her. I didn't deserve to. She was doing so much while I just... Why does she like me? I'm not half the man she married.

Going into the kitchen, I saw she left out a plate of food for me. 'I'll eat it later,' I thought. I made some coffee, took my medicine, and went back to work.

|—— time skip ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ——|

Y/N POV

He was overworking himself. This was so easy to see, even his son could see it without his glasses. (And you don't even wanna know how bad his vision is.) If he continued like this, this burnout wouldn't be temporary.

But how to make him take a break? I sighed to myself as I made the kids their breakfast. I know Gaz has some friends she was going to hang out with over the weekend... if I could convince Dib to stay at a friend's house I could definitely...relieve some tension.

Speaking of, Dib looked up at me after he finished his pancakes. "Mom, do you think I could investigate Zim at his house?" I choked on air before composing myself. "Yeah, sure! That sounds great!" He immediately set out to grab his science stuff and ran next door. One down, one to go.

A few minutes after she finished eating, I went over to my daughter. "Gaz, sweetie, you ready for me to drive you over?" She nodded and went up to her room to grab her suitcase and a bag. I drove her down to her mysterious friend's house and returned to get my tired husband (bitch me too).

"Cariño~ ¿Dónde estás~? Desayuno está listo. " He trudged into the room, goggles off, mumbling a tired "buenos días". He grabbed a cup of black coffee and sat down with a plate of the now cold pancakes. His eyes were open. I couldn't help but stare into them. It was rare to see them after all.

His eyes are why I fell in love with him. It should be a crime to constantly hide away such a beautiful thing—they were milk chocolate with hazel flecks spattered near the pupil. However, the dark circles that almost constantly accented them? Not so much. He needs to take care of himself.

"You should show your eyes more."

"What?" Oh fuck I said that out loud. I turned slightly red as he chuckled. "Well, I'll try for you, mi amor." A smile tugged gently at my lips. He lifted up the surgical mask he wore and sipped his coffee. I couldn't help but smile sadly at him.

"Well... if you'll try doing that, do you think you could do something else?" I asked cautiously. He raised a brow. "Do you think you could, now hear me out, do you think you could take a break for me?" He visibly tensed. Eyes looking anywhere but mine, it was clear that he was nervous.

"Um... about that-" I put a finger up to his lips behind the mask.

"I already know. That's why I'm asking. If you don't stop overworking-"

"But what have I done to deserve a break?" he said, voice breaking, "I haven't come up with any plans or inventions, no innovative ideas whatsoever—I haven't even been there for the kids! I don't deserve a break."

"Oh, baby~" I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him down to my level. "You're trying too hard. Nothing will come if you try and force it. Clear your mind. Take a break. (Let me fuck you)." I muttered the last part under my breath, but he seemed to hear it.

"¿Q-qué?" He flushed a contagiously violent shade of red, as mine was soon crimson too.

"I-I mean... if you want to?" Oh fuck I made a mistake. "I just I thought it might make you feel better or relieve some tension or-" He gave me a quick, passionate kiss on the lips.

"I'd love to." Gears turned in his head, "But what about-" "I already took care of it." He gaped, but quickly shut his mouth and nodded.

Both red, I led him upstairs to the bedroom.

"Take off your clothes, Miguel. " His eyes widened. I raised my eyebrow, "Did I stutter? Strip." He flushed crimson and began to comply. I took off my blouse and shorts and threw them onto the floor. I looked over my shoulder as I went over to lock the door—he only had his boxers on, but a noticeable tent around his groin was preventing him from taking them off as well. I chuckled, and walked over to him.

"Tsk tsk tsk. Tell me, what did I tell you to do?"

"Desvisto."

"And what have you not done~?"

"...Desvisto."

Smiling coyly, I whispered, "Would you like any help with that~?" He nodded, not wanting to make eye contact. I grabbed his jaw and forced his head towards me. "Look at me and say it."

"Y-yes please~" I hummed in approval. I took my fingers and teased around the area his bulge was most present. "Ngh~ Y-Y/N~ pLEASE-" I quickly unbuttoned his boxers and his erect cock sprung up. He groaned in pleasure.

"Sounds like someone is a bit pent up~ hm?" I ran my fingers down his shaft, going at an uneven pace to mess with him. He leaned up against the bed frame, chest heaving up and down from my touch. "You really ARE pent up~!" I chuckled, "Man, am I gonna have fun with you~". I pulled my hand away and slowly took off my bra and panties, flinging both at him. I chuckled as he was still frozen in place yet red as ever. I pulled him onto the bed, placing his head at the foot of the bed.

"A-amor, ¿qué haces?" He stuttered. I smirked as I grabbed two pairs of handcuffs from my bedside table.

"Don't worry, darling~" I purred. "Just focus on me~" I handcuffed his hands to each side of the bed frame. I sat myself down on his abdomen, placing my hands on his broad chest.

I leaned down to his neck and whispered, "I want to break you. If it's ever too much just say our safe word, (s/w), got it?" He nodded. "Good boy~ now..." I lifted myself up onto his face, "Eat me out." I looked down to make sure he was okay with it. His mouth opened ever so slightly as I held open my pussy over his lips. "Come on, what are you waiting for~? You can start whenever you want to~" I settled myself down onto his face and felt his tongue push into me. I gasped and pulled his hair on instinct. I looked down to him, eyes full of lust. I bit my lip and smiled.

"I knew you were good at kissing but THIS is a pleasant surprise~" I nodded to him to go at his own pace. I bucked my hips against him, pressing him further in. His tongue pushed inside me reaching tight crevices that would otherwise be missed. "Gah~ Mi-Miguel~" My grip on his hair tightened as he began to probe around inside me. "Y-yeah~ Just like that~ Keep goING AH~" My thighs squished the sides of his face as I involuntarily tensed at the sudden ecstasy. I leaned back onto my arm, pushing his head closer to my heat.

"Just keep going~" I moaned, "You're doing so good~! Ngh yeah right there~ right tHERE YES~!" I bucked my hips as he worked on me with his tongue. "F-Fuck Miguel~ You're so good~ Just a bit longer~" I panted out between moans. The knot in my stomach was about to snap and I couldn't hold it back any longer. My back arched as I screamed his name and came all over his face. Waves of ecstasy crashed through me as I fell forward, only holding myself up with my arms.

Panting, I pulled myself off of his face and closer to his stomach.

"We aren't done?" He asked, out of breath. I raised an eyebrow and looked behind me. It seems that I wasn't the only one currently riding out an orgasm.

I smiled coyly, "Not yet, but you've done really good so far!" I looked him dead in the eyes—they were closed but it's the thought that counts. "Remember, if it's ever too much, just say (s/w). Okay?" He nodded.

I slowly put myself on top of his dick, groaning as it twitched inside me. I moaned out as I got closer to the base of his shaft. I bit my lip and looked up, tears threatening to spill from my eyes.

"Are you alright, dear?" I nodded hastily and started to slam myself onto him. Slower at first, but it soon got up to speed. My hands were planted on his sides as I rode him. "F-Fuck you're so gOOD~!" He moaned my name out loud and twisted against his restraints. Fuck he looks so hot... I picked up the pace and kept slamming down onto him. Tears began to stream down the sides of my face as I groaned out his name.

"¡(Y-Y/N)~ Voy a-!" "Just a bit longer, baby! You think you can do it?" He nodded and panted as he tried to delay the inevitable. He bit his lip and opened his eyes, rolled up to the top of his head.

"Almost~" I felt the knot burst yet again as he released inside me. I panted and quickly undid the handcuffs, pulling him overtop of me right-side-up in the bed.

"Te amo, amor, so please take care of yourself. Can you do that for me, please?" He simply nodded and pulled me closer.

"I'll do anything for you, mamacita~"

Middle name for Membrane came from Miguel Alcubierre (a Mexican theoretical physicist)

[teawiththegods]

do you have any characters that remind you of the gods? I've rlly been associating howl pendragon with Apollo lately!!

Its funny you bring that up bc I just wrote a post a few days ago talking about how I used to associate Apollo with Howl but I realized that the Apollo I personally work with is more like Haku (who also happens to be my favorite Studio Ghibli character!)

Here are some of my other associations

Aphrodite: Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond (Steven Universe), Harley Quinn, Catwoman

Zeus: All Might (My Hero Academia), Does Zeus from Disney’s Hercules count??? 🤣

Hermes: Robin Hood (specifically the Disney version), Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)

Artemis: Merida (Brave), Gaz (Invader Zim), San (Princess Mononoke)

I know I’m likely forgetting a bunch but these are the ones I was able to pull off the top of my head!